hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and today Reza just for last festival
today Reza just for last festival
today Reza just for last festival speaking with comedian Harlan Williams
speaking with comedian Harlan Williams
speaking with comedian Harlan Williams how many of you people here think that
how many of you people here think that
how many of you people here think that marshmallows are just ghosts turns so
marshmallows are just ghosts turns so
marshmallows are just ghosts turns so welcome to Montreal and the gist for
welcome to Montreal and the gist for
welcome to Montreal and the gist for last Etzel what’s your favorite part so
last Etzel what’s your favorite part so
last Etzel what’s your favorite part so far of Montreal and the festival itself
far of Montreal and the festival itself
far of Montreal and the festival itself great great eyes narrow but they’re sexy
great great eyes narrow but they’re sexy
great great eyes narrow but they’re sexy and they’re really nice great teeth
and they’re really nice great teeth
and they’re really nice great teeth now before comedy apparently you are a
now before comedy apparently you are a
now before comedy apparently you are a forest ranger did this help you in any
forest ranger did this help you in any
forest ranger did this help you in any ways with your career now yeah lastik
ways with your career now yeah lastik
ways with your career now yeah lastik log rolling I learned a log roll how
log rolling I learned a log roll how
log rolling I learned a log roll how many guys these days do a lot of log
many guys these days do a lot of log
many guys these days do a lot of log roll you don’t find that on match.com
roll you don’t find that on match.com
roll you don’t find that on match.com I’m there waiting for you baby I have my
I’m there waiting for you baby I have my
I’m there waiting for you baby I have my cork slippers on and I’m ready to splash
cork slippers on and I’m ready to splash
cork slippers on and I’m ready to splash you you know the only way it really
you you know the only way it really
you you know the only way it really helped me is is when you work in a place
helped me is is when you work in a place
helped me is is when you work in a place where there’s nobody around you get a
where there’s nobody around you get a
where there’s nobody around you get a lot of time to think and so I got time
lot of time to think and so I got time
lot of time to think and so I got time to think about what I wanted to do with
to think about what I wanted to do with
to think about what I wanted to do with my life I even had time to start
my life I even had time to start
my life I even had time to start thinking about jokes comedy
thinking about jokes comedy
thinking about jokes comedy had a lot of clarity up there part of
had a lot of clarity up there part of
had a lot of clarity up there part of your charm is that we never know what
your charm is that we never know what
your charm is that we never know what you’re gonna say next
you’re gonna say next
you’re gonna say next do you ever surprise yourself I do I do
do you ever surprise yourself I do I do
do you ever surprise yourself I do I do surprised myself a lot I really don’t
surprised myself a lot I really don’t
surprised myself a lot I really don’t unicorn I don’t know what I’m gonna say
unicorn I don’t know what I’m gonna say
unicorn I don’t know what I’m gonna say cabbage weren’t you the one that’s at
cabbage weren’t you the one that’s at
cabbage weren’t you the one that’s at right now services are just fat unicorns
right now services are just fat unicorns
right now services are just fat unicorns rhinoceroses are just big fat
rhinoceroses are just big fat
rhinoceroses are just big fat white-trash unicorns yeah I mean think
white-trash unicorns yeah I mean think
white-trash unicorns yeah I mean think about it you know at one point in time
about it you know at one point in time
about it you know at one point in time unicorns were the supermodels of the
unicorns were the supermodels of the
unicorns were the supermodels of the animal kingdom right if you saw a
animal kingdom right if you saw a
animal kingdom right if you saw a waterfall there they were posing up on
waterfall there they were posing up on
waterfall there they were posing up on the rocks if you saw a rainbow there
the rocks if you saw a rainbow there
the rocks if you saw a rainbow there they were at the end of the rainbow
they were at the end of the rainbow
they were at the end of the rainbow and like all supermodels they got old
and like all supermodels they got old
and like all supermodels they got old they got fat they got used to people
they got fat they got used to people
they got fat they got used to people giving them stuff they got lazy and now
giving them stuff they got lazy and now
giving them stuff they got lazy and now look at them the rhinoceroses have you
look at them the rhinoceroses have you
look at them the rhinoceroses have you ever seen a unicorn now but there’s a
ever seen a unicorn now but there’s a
ever seen a unicorn now but there’s a lot of rhinos around right have you sold
lot of rhinos around right have you sold
lot of rhinos around right have you sold any other mysteries like that
any other mysteries like that
any other mysteries like that have I’ve solved did you know the people
have I’ve solved did you know the people
have I’ve solved did you know the people with tracheotomies or just land dolphins
with tracheotomies or just land dolphins
with tracheotomies or just land dolphins did you know that if you are making love
did you know that if you are making love
did you know that if you are making love to your girlfriend if you’re a guy and
to your girlfriend if you’re a guy and
to your girlfriend if you’re a guy and you throw a handful of tadpoles on the
you throw a handful of tadpoles on the
you throw a handful of tadpoles on the sheets she will think you have giant
sheets she will think you have giant
sheets she will think you have giant sperm did you know it’s impossible to
sperm did you know it’s impossible to
sperm did you know it’s impossible to throw away a garbage can
throw away a garbage can
throw away a garbage can hey I heard that from you I’ve been
hey I heard that from you I’ve been
hey I heard that from you I’ve been trying to throw away garbage can for 11
trying to throw away garbage can for 11
trying to throw away garbage can for 11 years is there anything that you wish
years is there anything that you wish
years is there anything that you wish you had been asked and never has so far
you had been asked and never has so far
you had been asked and never has so far because we’re gonna talk about that
because we’re gonna talk about that
because we’re gonna talk about that right now I don’t know where we go when
right now I don’t know where we go when
right now I don’t know where we go when we die where do we go when we die well I
we die where do we go when we die well I
we die where do we go when we die well I don’t know about you I go to RVs maybe
don’t know about you I go to RVs maybe
don’t know about you I go to RVs maybe I’ll be you when I get to heaven then I
I’ll be you when I get to heaven then I
I’ll be you when I get to heaven then I can just stare under the raindrops of my
can just stare under the raindrops of my
can just stare under the raindrops of my own beautiful eyes cinnamon tears I
own beautiful eyes cinnamon tears I
own beautiful eyes cinnamon tears I don’t think any other living creature
don’t think any other living creature
don’t think any other living creature has the ego to the point where they
has the ego to the point where they
has the ego to the point where they think they’re going somewhere else like
think they’re going somewhere else like
think they’re going somewhere else like I don’t think a wolf or a bear or a
I don’t think a wolf or a bear or a
I don’t think a wolf or a bear or a zebra thinks well I’m a zebra when I die
zebra thinks well I’m a zebra when I die
zebra thinks well I’m a zebra when I die certainly I must carry on up there
certainly I must carry on up there
certainly I must carry on up there but humans can’t fathom the idea of
but humans can’t fathom the idea of
but humans can’t fathom the idea of everything just being over there like
everything just being over there like
everything just being over there like well certainly when I die I go somewhere
well certainly when I die I go somewhere
well certainly when I die I go somewhere else and live forever and I get Wang’s
else and live forever and I get Wang’s
else and live forever and I get Wang’s bonus like it you turn into a
bonus like it you turn into a
bonus like it you turn into a transformer when you die Shh his dying
transformer when you die Shh his dying
transformer when you die Shh his dying things pretty good yes Optimus Prime it
things pretty good yes Optimus Prime it
things pretty good yes Optimus Prime it was a tree thank you and I appreciate it
was a tree thank you and I appreciate it
was a tree thank you and I appreciate it and it’s all you people out there
and it’s all you people out there
and it’s all you people out there watching use your eyes not your ears to
watching use your eyes not your ears to
watching use your eyes not your ears to watch that is right
watch that is right
watch that is right you
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