00:00:03which means usually on this day we take
00:00:05a look at the fake news you know George
00:00:08Bush insults a blind reporter Daryl
00:00:10Hannah climbs a tree you know basically
00:00:12the life-altering stuff but this week a
00:00:15higher force has caught our attention I
00:00:17come in the name of Jesus I think by the
00:00:20power of the Holy Spirit God Almighty
00:00:23you know move heaven and earth and every
00:00:26goddamn thing between go call your line
00:00:31first time caller longtime listener
00:00:34basically watchmojo has been watching
00:00:37you and we are big fans and we are here
00:00:39to offer you crazy black preacher man
00:00:41your own special show on watchmojo calm
00:00:44could be half an hour could be 15
00:00:46minutes heck it could be a whole hour if
00:00:49you would like my who power the board of
00:00:51advisors of watchmojo of course I’m
00:00:54followed why do you mean well you don’t
00:00:57have to cuz I had white you find it
00:01:00funny you find it funny yes yes we do
00:01:07your name ashcan carbis foucha would you
00:01:13know about the whole what do you know
00:01:15about the law well that’s it we don’t we
00:01:18thought you could help us out you yeah
00:01:20well you know yo and indeed indeed it is
00:01:24that’s why you might be our salvation oh
00:01:28wait wait please don’t hang up there’s
00:01:31so much more will give you razor so you
00:01:33can shave your crazy-ass hair in that
00:01:35way we’ll give you all the yellow pages
00:01:36in the book so you pretend you’re
00:01:38reading the Bible trust me there’s so
00:01:39much more we can offer you look like
00:01:42yellow page hey hey then you roll a book
00:01:52to him right yeah two in fact who
00:01:54created Joanne Satan my parents of
00:01:57course I come in the name of Jesus by
00:01:59the power of the Holy Spirit are you
00:02:01saying I come in the name of the devil
00:02:03the devil liar
00:02:05so you know I were biatch whatever you
00:02:09say man you lucky I’m god did I guess
00:02:11you have to take the side of st. no
00:02:13mother listen I never said that all I
00:02:16said when I called on to your show was
00:02:19to offer you your own show on watchmojo
00:02:21you can come on after I go on with the
00:02:23fake news there’s not a competition is a
00:02:26cooperation okay okay okay now we’re
00:02:29talking so you’re saying you want to
00:02:30come on the fake news with me you don’t
00:02:33like it keep my aunt you don’t like my
00:02:36house listen I just think we have
00:02:37different audiences I don’t give up but
00:02:41you’ve a bitch what if i offered you
00:02:43more than razors and yellow pages you
00:02:46got me now it’s your lucky week crazy
00:02:50black preacher man cuz last week someone
00:02:52turned down my offer which means that
00:02:54this week i can offer you the show the
00:02:56razors and the yellow pages or bibles in
00:02:59addition to that i’m gonna offer you if
00:03:02you agree right now this 1990 tops the
00:03:07line of the shield’s rookie autograph
00:03:09card if you accept my offer do we have a
00:03:13deal got that bids 0
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