now that I’m ten I can finally get my Pokemon license while you’re watching
Pokemon license while you’re watching
Pokemon license while you’re watching this video we’re taking over your gym
welcome to watchmojo.com on go keep in
welcome to watchmojo.com on go keep in mind these are not tips to improve your
mind these are not tips to improve your
mind these are not tips to improve your pokie venture we’re also taking the team
pokie venture we’re also taking the team
pokie venture we’re also taking the team harmony route and not addressing any of
harmony route and not addressing any of
harmony route and not addressing any of the crazy incidents surrounding Pokemon
the crazy incidents surrounding Pokemon
the crazy incidents surrounding Pokemon go so there won’t be any dead bodies or
go so there won’t be any dead bodies or
go so there won’t be any dead bodies or robberies here we will have that list
robberies here we will have that list
robberies here we will have that list coming up pretty soon though one thing
coming up pretty soon though one thing
coming up pretty soon though one thing that was unforeseen was that the game
that was unforeseen was that the game
that was unforeseen was that the game led to something much bigger not a
led to something much bigger not a
led to something much bigger not a Pikachu but the body of a dead man
Pikachu but the body of a dead man
Pikachu but the body of a dead man number five the game first appeared as a
number five the game first appeared as a
number five the game first appeared as a prank
ah April Fool’s Day the day all geeks
ah April Fool’s Day the day all geeks severely hate as the companies they love
severely hate as the companies they love
severely hate as the companies they love will pull some rather soul-crushing
will pull some rather soul-crushing
will pull some rather soul-crushing pranks the year was 2014 and Google
pranks the year was 2014 and Google
pranks the year was 2014 and Google decided to pull the ultimate polka prank
decided to pull the ultimate polka prank
decided to pull the ultimate polka prank and show us all what it would be like if
and show us all what it would be like if
and show us all what it would be like if we could catch Pokemon in real life
we could catch Pokemon in real life
we could catch Pokemon in real life today we’re announcing a new job rule
today we’re announcing a new job rule
today we’re announcing a new job rule and challenge
Google already had an augmented reality
Google already had an augmented reality game called ingress so it wasn’t too
game called ingress so it wasn’t too
game called ingress so it wasn’t too much of a stretch of the imagination to
much of a stretch of the imagination to
much of a stretch of the imagination to see them come up with an augmented
see them come up with an augmented
see them come up with an augmented reality Pokemon game
but then we saw the date of the trailer
but then we saw the date of the trailer and openly wept after that we tucked our
and openly wept after that we tucked our
and openly wept after that we tucked our dreams of being the best away but
dreams of being the best away but
dreams of being the best away but Nintendo and Niantic the former Google
Nintendo and Niantic the former Google
Nintendo and Niantic the former Google property behind ingress head other plans
number four there are gyms in weird
number four there are gyms in weird places they’re trying to get over this
places they’re trying to get over this
places they’re trying to get over this face offense rather just to get two
face offense rather just to get two
face offense rather just to get two statues like that one over there
statues like that one over there
statues like that one over there so you’ve caught them hopefully in
so you’ve caught them hopefully in
so you’ve caught them hopefully in suitable locations and what happens
suitable locations and what happens
suitable locations and what happens after that
after that
after that you send your Pokemon to take over the
you send your Pokemon to take over the
you send your Pokemon to take over the gyms in your area of course it’s not too
gyms in your area of course it’s not too
gyms in your area of course it’s not too late to back out
late to back out
late to back out why should I back out what I’m gonna win
why should I back out what I’m gonna win
why should I back out what I’m gonna win just stick around and watch me that
just stick around and watch me that
just stick around and watch me that being said some gyms have appeared in
being said some gyms have appeared in
being said some gyms have appeared in some rather interesting places there’s
some rather interesting places there’s
some rather interesting places there’s the White House which at one time had a
the White House which at one time had a
the White House which at one time had a Pidgey it named merica
Pidgey it named merica
Pidgey it named merica there’s Massachusetts resident Boone
there’s Massachusetts resident Boone
there’s Massachusetts resident Boone Sheridan whose house actually became a
Sheridan whose house actually became a
Sheridan whose house actually became a gym since it used to be a church so it’s
gym since it used to be a church so it’s
gym since it used to be a church so it’s a little awkward because you’ll see
a little awkward because you’ll see
a little awkward because you’ll see someone standing on the sidewalk
someone standing on the sidewalk
someone standing on the sidewalk looking into their phone at ARFF at our
looking into their phone at ARFF at our
looking into their phone at ARFF at our house seems most churches are made gyms
house seems most churches are made gyms
house seems most churches are made gyms by default including the prolific hub of
by default including the prolific hub of
by default including the prolific hub of hate that is the Westboro Baptist Church
hate that is the Westboro Baptist Church
hate that is the Westboro Baptist Church it didn’t take long for their gym to be
it didn’t take long for their gym to be
it didn’t take long for their gym to be taken over by a pro LGBTQ Clefairy named
taken over by a pro LGBTQ Clefairy named
taken over by a pro LGBTQ Clefairy named love is love of course the WBC objected
love is love of course the WBC objected
love is love of course the WBC objected but maybe they’ll be more content with
but maybe they’ll be more content with
but maybe they’ll be more content with the magmar named satan who has a CP of
the magmar named satan who has a CP of
the magmar named satan who has a CP of 666 number three swipe right for Pikachu
666 number three swipe right for Pikachu
666 number three swipe right for Pikachu this is great
it’s no surprise to anyone that the game
it’s no surprise to anyone that the game is popular after all augmented reality
is popular after all augmented reality
is popular after all augmented reality is fun and still novel and Pokemon has
is fun and still novel and Pokemon has
is fun and still novel and Pokemon has been a popular franchise since the 90s
been a popular franchise since the 90s
been a popular franchise since the 90s but its measurable impact has been
but its measurable impact has been
but its measurable impact has been impressive forget being a top trending
impressive forget being a top trending
impressive forget being a top trending hashtag Pokemon goes surpassed Twitter
hashtag Pokemon goes surpassed Twitter
hashtag Pokemon goes surpassed Twitter in daily active users survey monkey
in daily active users survey monkey
in daily active users survey monkey intelligence declared it the biggest
intelligence declared it the biggest
intelligence declared it the biggest mobile game ever in the u.s. it only
mobile game ever in the u.s. it only
mobile game ever in the u.s. it only took one day to be tinder and downloaded
took one day to be tinder and downloaded
took one day to be tinder and downloaded apps and currently Pokemon go is a more
apps and currently Pokemon go is a more
apps and currently Pokemon go is a more popular search term than porn quagmire
popular search term than porn quagmire
popular search term than porn quagmire you don’t use the Internet
you don’t use the Internet
you don’t use the Internet you mean that crappy dial-up thing
you mean that crappy dial-up thing
you mean that crappy dial-up thing that’s a pain in the ass now I don’t use
that’s a pain in the ass now I don’t use
that’s a pain in the ass now I don’t use the damn internet I thought that was for
the damn internet I thought that was for
the damn internet I thought that was for nerds why don’t you guys tell me
nerds why don’t you guys tell me
nerds why don’t you guys tell me speaking of Google searches since the
speaking of Google searches since the
speaking of Google searches since the game gives distances in the glorious
game gives distances in the glorious
game gives distances in the glorious metric system there’s been a surge in
metric system there’s been a surge in
metric system there’s been a surge in metric conversion searches we’re kind of
metric conversion searches we’re kind of
metric conversion searches we’re kind of curious if this might inspire a
curious if this might inspire a
curious if this might inspire a generation of Americans to finally
generation of Americans to finally
generation of Americans to finally embrace the metric system check out the
embrace the metric system check out the
embrace the metric system check out the big brain on Brad you’re a smart mother
big brain on Brad you’re a smart mother
big brain on Brad you’re a smart mother that’s right the metric system number
that’s right the metric system number
that’s right the metric system number two the poke economy is building it goes
two the poke economy is building it goes
two the poke economy is building it goes to those saying that Nintendo is
to those saying that Nintendo is
to those saying that Nintendo is currently diving into a vault of
currently diving into a vault of
currently diving into a vault of old coins Scrooge McDuck style yeah the
old coins Scrooge McDuck style yeah the
old coins Scrooge McDuck style yeah the game may be free but Nintendo stocks are
game may be free but Nintendo stocks are
game may be free but Nintendo stocks are soaring higher than the almighty lugia
soaring higher than the almighty lugia
soaring higher than the almighty lugia right now the song has restored my
right now the song has restored my
right now the song has restored my strength despite the fact they are only
strength despite the fact they are only
strength despite the fact they are only part owner of the game and will
part owner of the game and will
part owner of the game and will presumably be taking just a fraction of
presumably be taking just a fraction of
presumably be taking just a fraction of its profits plenty of local businesses
its profits plenty of local businesses
its profits plenty of local businesses are reaping the benefits too however as
are reaping the benefits too however as
are reaping the benefits too however as many restaurants cafes and bars are
many restaurants cafes and bars are
many restaurants cafes and bars are buying lures to attract potential
buying lures to attract potential
buying lures to attract potential customers advertising being a polka stop
customers advertising being a polka stop
customers advertising being a polka stop or offering discounts to players after
or offering discounts to players after
or offering discounts to players after discovering that all four of his stores
discovering that all four of his stores
discovering that all four of his stores were gyms or polka spots he designed
were gyms or polka spots he designed
were gyms or polka spots he designed what he calls a pokey scene to capture
what he calls a pokey scene to capture
what he calls a pokey scene to capture the imagination of new customers
the imagination of new customers
the imagination of new customers nightspots are in on it too
nightspots are in on it too
nightspots are in on it too poke a pub crawls are popping up and so
poke a pub crawls are popping up and so
poke a pub crawls are popping up and so are dance parties with live DJs and
are dance parties with live DJs and
are dance parties with live DJs and non-stop lures now that you can request
non-stop lures now that you can request
non-stop lures now that you can request to be a poke a stop or Jim we imagine
to be a poke a stop or Jim we imagine
to be a poke a stop or Jim we imagine the number of businesses jumping on the
the number of businesses jumping on the
the number of businesses jumping on the bandwagon will increase and that you’ll
bandwagon will increase and that you’ll
bandwagon will increase and that you’ll soon be seeing more pay me to catch
soon be seeing more pay me to catch
soon be seeing more pay me to catch Pokemon for you businesses number one
Pokemon for you businesses number one
Pokemon for you businesses number one it’s super effective at activating
it’s super effective at activating
it’s super effective at activating social skills manki Diglett rhymer sure
social skills manki Diglett rhymer sure
social skills manki Diglett rhymer sure there’s a chance that this game will be
there’s a chance that this game will be
there’s a chance that this game will be like all those other mobile games that
like all those other mobile games that
like all those other mobile games that are hot for a minute then fade away but
are hot for a minute then fade away but
are hot for a minute then fade away but that doesn’t change the fact that this
that doesn’t change the fact that this
that doesn’t change the fact that this game is remarkable and that’s not just
game is remarkable and that’s not just
game is remarkable and that’s not just because we can finally live out the
because we can finally live out the
because we can finally live out the fantasy of catching them all it’s also
fantasy of catching them all it’s also
fantasy of catching them all it’s also because of the real-life connections you
because of the real-life connections you
because of the real-life connections you can make while you’re out playing in the
can make while you’re out playing in the
can make while you’re out playing in the real world there are events like the
real world there are events like the
real world there are events like the ones I just mentioned or you can just
ones I just mentioned or you can just
ones I just mentioned or you can just head over to your nearest poke a stop
head over to your nearest poke a stop
head over to your nearest poke a stop and make a new friend the ice is
and make a new friend the ice is
and make a new friend the ice is practically broken already sufferers of
practically broken already sufferers of
practically broken already sufferers of depression and anxiety have been
depression and anxiety have been
depression and anxiety have been lighting up Twitter with positive
lighting up Twitter with positive
lighting up Twitter with positive testimonials some folks even claim the
testimonials some folks even claim the
testimonials some folks even claim the game help them catch a little
game help them catch a little
game help them catch a little something-something
it may sound like one of those cheesy
it may sound like one of those cheesy feel-good episodes from the anime but
feel-good episodes from the anime but
feel-good episodes from the anime but it’s true Pokemon really are bringing
it’s true Pokemon really are bringing
it’s true Pokemon really are bringing people closer together
so which Pokemon go fax are worth
so which Pokemon go fax are worth entering into your pokedex players and
entering into your pokedex players and
entering into your pokedex players and parents should be aware of an in-game
parents should be aware of an in-game
parents should be aware of an in-game feature called the lure module which
feature called the lure module which
feature called the lure module which increases the likelihood of a pokemons
increases the likelihood of a pokemons
increases the likelihood of a pokemons appearance be sure to catch more
appearance be sure to catch more
appearance be sure to catch more legendary toptenz and psyduck top 5s by
legendary toptenz and psyduck top 5s by
legendary toptenz and psyduck top 5s by tossing a pokeball over to watchmojo.com
gonna eat me you kids pipe down
gonna eat me you kids pipe down Rattata saying true drowsy
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