these superhero films were anything but super welcome to watchmojo.com and today
super welcome to watchmojo.com and today
super welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the
we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 worst superhero movies where
top 10 worst superhero movies where
top 10 worst superhero movies where mistakes we never should have happened
mistakes we never should have happened
mistakes we never should have happened just to be clear we’re singling out
just to be clear we’re singling out
just to be clear we’re singling out superhero movies that aren’t just
superhero movies that aren’t just
superhero movies that aren’t just unbelievably bad but our bad despite
unbelievably bad but our bad despite
unbelievably bad but our bad despite having strong comic source material to
having strong comic source material to
having strong comic source material to work with destroy Superman later he’s a
work with destroy Superman later he’s a
work with destroy Superman later he’s a little bit anxious can you blame him
little bit anxious can you blame him
little bit anxious can you blame him number 10 x-men origins Wolverine
nobody kills you but me picking off our
nobody kills you but me picking off our list is the boring prequel that makes x3
list is the boring prequel that makes x3
list is the boring prequel that makes x3 look good not only does origins do away
look good not only does origins do away
look good not only does origins do away with any of the remaining mystery behind
with any of the remaining mystery behind
with any of the remaining mystery behind its title character it goes even further
its title character it goes even further
its title character it goes even further and ruins other fan favorites like
and ruins other fan favorites like
and ruins other fan favorites like gambit and Deadpool beyond that it’s
gambit and Deadpool beyond that it’s
gambit and Deadpool beyond that it’s hard to remember anything other than a
hard to remember anything other than a
hard to remember anything other than a blur of bland action flat dialogue and
blur of bland action flat dialogue and
blur of bland action flat dialogue and weak special effects topped off by a
weak special effects topped off by a
weak special effects topped off by a frightening CGI Patrick Stewart I’m a
frightening CGI Patrick Stewart I’m a
frightening CGI Patrick Stewart I’m a mutant like you I can hear your thoughts
mutant like you I can hear your thoughts
mutant like you I can hear your thoughts yes and I can hear yours
yes and I can hear yours
yes and I can hear yours you’re safe
you’re safe
you’re safe come
come
come number nine Ghost Rider this film was so
number nine Ghost Rider this film was so
number nine Ghost Rider this film was so bad Hollywood gave it a sequel jokes
bad Hollywood gave it a sequel jokes
bad Hollywood gave it a sequel jokes aside Nicolas Cage placed up writer
aside Nicolas Cage placed up writer
aside Nicolas Cage placed up writer Johnny Blaze who’s turned into a flaming
Johnny Blaze who’s turned into a flaming
Johnny Blaze who’s turned into a flaming demon and uses his powers to defy the
demon and uses his powers to defy the
demon and uses his powers to defy the devil
despite the deep comics source material
despite the deep comics source material this flick is a chain of cheesy dialogue
this flick is a chain of cheesy dialogue
this flick is a chain of cheesy dialogue poured over one-dimensional characters
poured over one-dimensional characters
poured over one-dimensional characters and blended with cages overacting you
and blended with cages overacting you
and blended with cages overacting you look really good
look really good
look really good I seen you on TV you know I watched a
I seen you on TV you know I watched a
I seen you on TV you know I watched a lot of TV you do a really good job any
lot of TV you do a really good job any
lot of TV you do a really good job any hope that the character would get its
hope that the character would get its
hope that the character would get its proper due burns out pretty fast okay to
proper due burns out pretty fast okay to
proper due burns out pretty fast okay to my eyes number eight Judge Dredd this
my eyes number eight Judge Dredd this
my eyes number eight Judge Dredd this mysterious super cop patrols the streets
mysterious super cop patrols the streets
mysterious super cop patrols the streets of a nightmarish future as judge jury
of a nightmarish future as judge jury
of a nightmarish future as judge jury and executioner while all the elements
and executioner while all the elements
and executioner while all the elements of a compelling and gritty film are
of a compelling and gritty film are
of a compelling and gritty film are there this dreadful comic adaptation
there this dreadful comic adaptation
there this dreadful comic adaptation takes the usual shortcuts as if going
takes the usual shortcuts as if going
takes the usual shortcuts as if going against the comics and having the hero
against the comics and having the hero
against the comics and having the hero remove his helmet isn’t bad enough he
remove his helmet isn’t bad enough he
remove his helmet isn’t bad enough he also partners with Rob Schneider and
also partners with Rob Schneider and
also partners with Rob Schneider and subjects us to more cringe-worthy and
subjects us to more cringe-worthy and
subjects us to more cringe-worthy and smug dialogue than we can handle
smug dialogue than we can handle
smug dialogue than we can handle I’m gonna stay here until I’m caught or
I’m gonna stay here until I’m caught or
I’m gonna stay here until I’m caught or until you apologize the law can’t
until you apologize the law can’t
until you apologize the law can’t apologize number seven Elektra as bad as
apologize number seven Elektra as bad as
apologize number seven Elektra as bad as daredevil is it’s this contractually
daredevil is it’s this contractually
daredevil is it’s this contractually obligated Jennifer Garner spin-off that
obligated Jennifer Garner spin-off that
obligated Jennifer Garner spin-off that flushes the franchise down the toilet
flushes the franchise down the toilet
flushes the franchise down the toilet after coming back from the dead
after coming back from the dead
after coming back from the dead Elektra decides to protect a man and his
Elektra decides to protect a man and his
Elektra decides to protect a man and his child from a ninja clan while we can
child from a ninja clan while we can
child from a ninja clan while we can sort a deal with Frank Miller’s iconic
sort a deal with Frank Miller’s iconic
sort a deal with Frank Miller’s iconic and sexy assassin being turned into a
and sexy assassin being turned into a
and sexy assassin being turned into a pg-13 hero nothing in this film is
pg-13 hero nothing in this film is
pg-13 hero nothing in this film is electrifying from its narcoleptic pace
electrifying from its narcoleptic pace
electrifying from its narcoleptic pace to its delft portrayal of ninja magic
to its delft portrayal of ninja magic
to its delft portrayal of ninja magic don’t worry that’s not that bad yeah how
don’t worry that’s not that bad yeah how
don’t worry that’s not that bad yeah how do you know
number six Superman for the quest for
number six Superman for the quest for peace
proving that Superman is vulnerable to
proving that Superman is vulnerable to more than just kryptonite this is the
more than just kryptonite this is the
more than just kryptonite this is the flick that ends this cinematic series on
flick that ends this cinematic series on
flick that ends this cinematic series on a low note one moment I’d like all the
a low note one moment I’d like all the
a low note one moment I’d like all the people back there to know that our
people back there to know that our
people back there to know that our subway system is still the safest and
subway system is still the safest and
subway system is still the safest and most reliable means of public
most reliable means of public
most reliable means of public transportation thank you instead of
transportation thank you instead of
transportation thank you instead of sending a serious message about nuclear
sending a serious message about nuclear
sending a serious message about nuclear weapons this film became a joke because
weapons this film became a joke because
weapons this film became a joke because of its slashed budget over reliance on
of its slashed budget over reliance on
of its slashed budget over reliance on spandex laughable villain and effects so
spandex laughable villain and effects so
spandex laughable villain and effects so cheap that Superman repairs the Great
cheap that Superman repairs the Great
cheap that Superman repairs the Great Wall of China with laser vision
how exactly does that work number five
how exactly does that work number five Captain America
we already know the captain’s story now
we already know the captain’s story now imagine it told as an extremely low
imagine it told as an extremely low
imagine it told as an extremely low budget production lacking a brain or
budget production lacking a brain or
budget production lacking a brain or april’s
april’s
april’s anime just when I am needing my best
anime just when I am needing my best
anime just when I am needing my best songs featuring legendarily amateurish
songs featuring legendarily amateurish
songs featuring legendarily amateurish filmmaking it fails because of things
filmmaking it fails because of things
filmmaking it fails because of things like poor cinematography and cheap
like poor cinematography and cheap
like poor cinematography and cheap costume design even worse it features
costume design even worse it features
costume design even worse it features overly cheesy dialogue wouldn’t acting
overly cheesy dialogue wouldn’t acting
overly cheesy dialogue wouldn’t acting and a not so red skull with an Italian
and a not so red skull with an Italian
and a not so red skull with an Italian accent and now I send our tortured soul
accent and now I send our tortured soul
accent and now I send our tortured soul stressed speak for yourself
number four the spirit this film noir
number four the spirit this film noir tries and fails to tell the story of a
tries and fails to tell the story of a
tries and fails to tell the story of a dead cop who returns from the grave to
dead cop who returns from the grave to
dead cop who returns from the grave to fight crime
fight crime
fight crime it even stars samuel l.jackson and
it even stars samuel l.jackson and
it even stars samuel l.jackson and Scarlett Johansson as the villains how
Scarlett Johansson as the villains how
Scarlett Johansson as the villains how could it possibly go wrong
could it possibly go wrong
could it possibly go wrong well for starters every character has
well for starters every character has
well for starters every character has the depth of a cardboard cutout plus
the depth of a cardboard cutout plus
the depth of a cardboard cutout plus they’re dressed as Nazis and
they’re dressed as Nazis and
they’re dressed as Nazis and disintegrates cats not cool that’s right
disintegrates cats not cool that’s right
disintegrates cats not cool that’s right this movie is bizarre let’s die
this movie is bizarre let’s die
this movie is bizarre let’s die number three steel this movie had the
number three steel this movie had the
number three steel this movie had the potential to be the 90s Iron Man except
potential to be the 90s Iron Man except
potential to be the 90s Iron Man except for its lack of production values and
for its lack of production values and
for its lack of production values and talent sometimes you got to fight fire
talent sometimes you got to fight fire
talent sometimes you got to fight fire with fire
with fire
with fire as a result this tale of an arms creator
as a result this tale of an arms creator
as a result this tale of an arms creator who takes to the streets to keep his
who takes to the streets to keep his
who takes to the streets to keep his weapons out of the hands of street gangs
weapons out of the hands of street gangs
weapons out of the hands of street gangs never thrills instead it moves like the
never thrills instead it moves like the
never thrills instead it moves like the clunky plastic outfit Shaq wears if this
clunky plastic outfit Shaq wears if this
clunky plastic outfit Shaq wears if this doesn’t prove why basketball players
doesn’t prove why basketball players
doesn’t prove why basketball players should stick to the court nothing will
should stick to the court nothing will
should stick to the court nothing will you wanna know what you can do though
you wanna know what you can do though
you wanna know what you can do though like ATP don’t tell grandma get the
like ATP don’t tell grandma get the
like ATP don’t tell grandma get the banner let’s go
banner let’s go
banner let’s go number two Batman and Robin
number two Batman and Robin
number two Batman and Robin I want a car chicks dig the car this is
I want a car chicks dig the car this is
I want a car chicks dig the car this is why Superman works alone here it is the
why Superman works alone here it is the
why Superman works alone here it is the film that put the entire franchise on
film that put the entire franchise on
film that put the entire franchise on ice by sprouting ridiculous ice related
ice by sprouting ridiculous ice related
ice by sprouting ridiculous ice related puns every five seconds I’m afraid that
puns every five seconds I’m afraid that
puns every five seconds I’m afraid that the conditioners left me cold to your
the conditioners left me cold to your
the conditioners left me cold to your pleas of mercy besides dialog that makes
pleas of mercy besides dialog that makes
pleas of mercy besides dialog that makes our ears bleed this flick takes the dark
our ears bleed this flick takes the dark
our ears bleed this flick takes the dark superhero franchise and drowns it in
superhero franchise and drowns it in
superhero franchise and drowns it in rainbow colors making our eyes bleed too
rainbow colors making our eyes bleed too
rainbow colors making our eyes bleed too it also features horrific acting bat
it also features horrific acting bat
it also features horrific acting bat nipples were to witness ass shots and
nipples were to witness ass shots and
nipples were to witness ass shots and characters so cartoony they come across
characters so cartoony they come across
characters so cartoony they come across as action figures based on a kid’s
as action figures based on a kid’s
as action figures based on a kid’s cartoon good night’s forecast a please
cartoon good night’s forecast a please
cartoon good night’s forecast a please is coming
is coming
is coming number one Catwoman you always thought
number one Catwoman you always thought
number one Catwoman you always thought you could come in here and steal all
you could come in here and steal all
you could come in here and steal all these beautiful thing what her dear
these beautiful thing what her dear
these beautiful thing what her dear clawing its way to the top of our list
clawing its way to the top of our list
clawing its way to the top of our list is this horrendous quasi spin-off but
is this horrendous quasi spin-off but
is this horrendous quasi spin-off but Stars Academy Award winner Halle Berry
without any of the comics appeal Barry’s
without any of the comics appeal Barry’s Catwoman is pretty much a cringe-worthy
Catwoman is pretty much a cringe-worthy
Catwoman is pretty much a cringe-worthy reworking of The Crow that is somehow
reworking of The Crow that is somehow
reworking of The Crow that is somehow far less watchable than Schumacher’s
far less watchable than Schumacher’s
far less watchable than Schumacher’s Batman Catwoman is a sad excuse for
Batman Catwoman is a sad excuse for
Batman Catwoman is a sad excuse for moviemaking right down to its music and
moviemaking right down to its music and
moviemaking right down to its music and ultra cheap CGI
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do you agree with our list on my face we’re dead which comic book film do you
we’re dead which comic book film do you
we’re dead which comic book film do you consider the most disrespectful to the
consider the most disrespectful to the
consider the most disrespectful to the character and painful to sit through
character and painful to sit through
character and painful to sit through pardon me but is there a point to all
pardon me but is there a point to all
pardon me but is there a point to all this
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