if you’re going to fail you might as
if you’re going to fail you might as well do it spectacularly welcome to
well do it spectacularly welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down the top 10 worst movies of 2017
down the top 10 worst movies of 2017
down the top 10 worst movies of 2017 I’ve got my dick stuck in a chair
I’ve got my dick stuck in a chair
I’ve got my dick stuck in a chair earlier yes yeah you haven’t heard about
earlier yes yeah you haven’t heard about
earlier yes yeah you haven’t heard about this yeah I heard everybody’s heard
this yeah I heard everybody’s heard
this yeah I heard everybody’s heard before we begin we publish new videos
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looking at the most unsuccessful films
looking at the most unsuccessful films to be released in 2017 to be eligible
to be released in 2017 to be eligible
to be released in 2017 to be eligible the film’s need to have bombed with
the film’s need to have bombed with
the film’s need to have bombed with critics fail to meet van expectations or
critics fail to meet van expectations or
critics fail to meet van expectations or both of course under performing at the
both of course under performing at the
both of course under performing at the box office is a big one to empty mess
box office is a big one to empty mess
box office is a big one to empty mess this mess is gonna be filled with our
this mess is gonna be filled with our
this mess is gonna be filled with our lovin number 10 all eyes on me hey Luke
lovin number 10 all eyes on me hey Luke
lovin number 10 all eyes on me hey Luke but you can go further – hmm we got a
but you can go further – hmm we got a
but you can go further – hmm we got a big platform and it was there to make
big platform and it was there to make
big platform and it was there to make change after the success of Straight
change after the success of Straight
change after the success of Straight Outta Compton in 2015 it seemed like the
Outta Compton in 2015 it seemed like the
Outta Compton in 2015 it seemed like the perfect time for tupac shakur Death Row
perfect time for tupac shakur Death Row
perfect time for tupac shakur Death Row Records most legendary alumni to get his
Records most legendary alumni to get his
Records most legendary alumni to get his biopic turn on the big screen especially
biopic turn on the big screen especially
biopic turn on the big screen especially after the nice little Tupac cameo in the
after the nice little Tupac cameo in the
after the nice little Tupac cameo in the after mentioning sadly despite what
after mentioning sadly despite what
after mentioning sadly despite what looked to be a relatively promising
looked to be a relatively promising
looked to be a relatively promising trailer this movie failed to capture the
trailer this movie failed to capture the
trailer this movie failed to capture the energy that made it subject such a
energy that made it subject such a
energy that made it subject such a magnetic personality drop another album
magnetic personality drop another album
magnetic personality drop another album and do another movie row Rotten Tomatoes
and do another movie row Rotten Tomatoes
and do another movie row Rotten Tomatoes has it as a by-the-numbers biopic and
has it as a by-the-numbers biopic and
has it as a by-the-numbers biopic and quite frankly that’s being a little kind
quite frankly that’s being a little kind
quite frankly that’s being a little kind sir Kerr was a rapper who forced the
sir Kerr was a rapper who forced the
sir Kerr was a rapper who forced the world to pay attention by contrast this
world to pay attention by contrast this
world to pay attention by contrast this blend and often times downright bad
blend and often times downright bad
blend and often times downright bad biopic was just easy to ignore
biopic was just easy to ignore
biopic was just easy to ignore [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number nine Baywatch Dwayne the rock
number nine Baywatch Dwayne the rock
number nine Baywatch Dwayne the rock Johnson is an audience magnet put him in
Johnson is an audience magnet put him in
Johnson is an audience magnet put him in your film and cinema-goers turned up
your film and cinema-goers turned up
your film and cinema-goers turned up it’s usually as simple as that so
it’s usually as simple as that so
it’s usually as simple as that so considering this was a remake with name
considering this was a remake with name
considering this was a remake with name recognition and boasted another easy on
recognition and boasted another easy on
recognition and boasted another easy on the eyes star with a track record at the
the eyes star with a track record at the
the eyes star with a track record at the box office
box office
box office that would be Zac Efron this should have
that would be Zac Efron this should have
that would be Zac Efron this should have been a slam dunk or whatever the
been a slam dunk or whatever the
been a slam dunk or whatever the lifeguarding equivalent would be that’s
lifeguarding equivalent would be that’s
lifeguarding equivalent would be that’s what made this cinematic misstep such a
what made this cinematic misstep such a
what made this cinematic misstep such a biggie yes because you were showboating
biggie yes because you were showboating
biggie yes because you were showboating you want to be a lifeguard you got to
you want to be a lifeguard you got to
you want to be a lifeguard you got to learn to conserve your energy yes it
learn to conserve your energy yes it
learn to conserve your energy yes it still made a profit but well below
still made a profit but well below
still made a profit but well below expectations opening weekend projections
expectations opening weekend projections
expectations opening weekend projections were 40 million dollars and it wound up
were 40 million dollars and it wound up
were 40 million dollars and it wound up at 27 point seven million dollars and
at 27 point seven million dollars and
at 27 point seven million dollars and that was over a five-day opening weekend
that was over a five-day opening weekend
that was over a five-day opening weekend need we mentioned it was also torn apart
need we mentioned it was also torn apart
need we mentioned it was also torn apart by critics emotion mother number eight
by critics emotion mother number eight
by critics emotion mother number eight rings be honest were you even aware this
rings be honest were you even aware this
rings be honest were you even aware this movie came out normally it would be
movie came out normally it would be
movie came out normally it would be cruel to single out a horror movie
cruel to single out a horror movie
cruel to single out a horror movie considering the low standard of entry
considering the low standard of entry
considering the low standard of entry for the genre but rings comes from
for the genre but rings comes from
for the genre but rings comes from rather prestigious stock when the ring
rather prestigious stock when the ring
rather prestigious stock when the ring was released in 2002 it was the horror
was released in 2002 it was the horror
was released in 2002 it was the horror flick everyone was talking about we must
flick everyone was talking about we must
flick everyone was talking about we must watch sleepover movie he’d even
watch sleepover movie he’d even
watch sleepover movie he’d even satisfied critics a true feat for the
satisfied critics a true feat for the
satisfied critics a true feat for the genre flash forward to 2017 and this
genre flash forward to 2017 and this
genre flash forward to 2017 and this third installment of the franchise
third installment of the franchise
third installment of the franchise landed in theaters with a resounding
landed in theaters with a resounding
landed in theaters with a resounding thud and this girl says I’m gonna die in
thud and this girl says I’m gonna die in
thud and this girl says I’m gonna die in seven days that was week ago tonight
seven days that was week ago tonight
seven days that was week ago tonight despite earning second place at the box
despite earning second place at the box
despite earning second place at the box office during its opening weekend it
office during its opening weekend it
office during its opening weekend it received scathing reviews that
received scathing reviews that
received scathing reviews that criticized well everything and more than
criticized well everything and more than
criticized well everything and more than earned itself a place on our list
number seven chips degree wasn’t that
number seven chips degree wasn’t that was more like twenty degrees
we love Dax Shepherds antics with his
we love Dax Shepherds antics with his wife and real-life comedic partner
wife and real-life comedic partner
wife and real-life comedic partner Kristen Bell as much as the next man but
Kristen Bell as much as the next man but
Kristen Bell as much as the next man but it’s been a while since he’s really
it’s been a while since he’s really
it’s been a while since he’s really carried a film chips did not exactly
carried a film chips did not exactly
carried a film chips did not exactly help this regard especially when you
help this regard especially when you
help this regard especially when you consider that he wrote directed and
consider that he wrote directed and
consider that he wrote directed and starred in it inspired by the formerly
starred in it inspired by the formerly
starred in it inspired by the formerly very popular 70s cop drama D series of
very popular 70s cop drama D series of
very popular 70s cop drama D series of the same name this adaptation was quite
the same name this adaptation was quite
the same name this adaptation was quite simply uninspired she told me she hadn’t
simply uninspired she told me she hadn’t
simply uninspired she told me she hadn’t heard from you since you initiated a
heard from you since you initiated a
heard from you since you initiated a sexual exchange withering one a.m. that
sexual exchange withering one a.m. that
sexual exchange withering one a.m. that was my bad it’s alright to have a
was my bad it’s alright to have a
was my bad it’s alright to have a textbook cop merit advice your
textbook cop merit advice your
textbook cop merit advice your foundation so long as you build it up
foundation so long as you build it up
foundation so long as you build it up with quality comedy but in the end chips
with quality comedy but in the end chips
with quality comedy but in the end chips was little more than a rehash to film
was little more than a rehash to film
was little more than a rehash to film tropes that we’ve seen before number six
tropes that we’ve seen before number six
tropes that we’ve seen before number six the circle because knowing is good but
the circle because knowing is good but
the circle because knowing is good but knowing everything is better
knowing everything is better
knowing everything is better have you read the circle by Dave Eggers
have you read the circle by Dave Eggers
have you read the circle by Dave Eggers it might not be a heartbreaking work of
it might not be a heartbreaking work of
it might not be a heartbreaking work of staggering genius but it’s a captivating
staggering genius but it’s a captivating
staggering genius but it’s a captivating piece of genre fiction that explores the
piece of genre fiction that explores the
piece of genre fiction that explores the rules of technology make it corporations
rules of technology make it corporations
rules of technology make it corporations and social media in our lives so imagine
and social media in our lives so imagine
and social media in our lives so imagine the excitement felt by readers when it
the excitement felt by readers when it
the excitement felt by readers when it was greenlit for a film adaptation
was greenlit for a film adaptation
was greenlit for a film adaptation starring Emma Watson John boyega and Tom
starring Emma Watson John boyega and Tom
starring Emma Watson John boyega and Tom Hanks though you’d be hard-pressed to
Hanks though you’d be hard-pressed to
Hanks though you’d be hard-pressed to find a stronger cast these actors easily
find a stronger cast these actors easily
find a stronger cast these actors easily could have found a better film to star
could have found a better film to star
could have found a better film to star it it’s the chaos of the web made
it it’s the chaos of the web made
it it’s the chaos of the web made elegant and simple it suffered from a
elegant and simple it suffered from a
elegant and simple it suffered from a lack of clear tone and identity delving
lack of clear tone and identity delving
lack of clear tone and identity delving into relevant questions but providing
into relevant questions but providing
into relevant questions but providing very little insight unsurprisingly it
very little insight unsurprisingly it
very little insight unsurprisingly it also underperformed at the box office
also underperformed at the box office
also underperformed at the box office have a drink have a good time and stay
have a drink have a good time and stay
have a drink have a good time and stay excited you’re at the circle number five
excited you’re at the circle number five
excited you’re at the circle number five The Dark Tower they’re not very manly
The Dark Tower they’re not very manly
The Dark Tower they’re not very manly and when fans have been waiting decades
and when fans have been waiting decades
and when fans have been waiting decades to see their favorite fantasy novel
to see their favorite fantasy novel
to see their favorite fantasy novel series brought to the screen you’d
series brought to the screen you’d
series brought to the screen you’d better freaking deliver The Dark Tower
better freaking deliver The Dark Tower
better freaking deliver The Dark Tower is considered by many to be Stephen
is considered by many to be Stephen
is considered by many to be Stephen King’s masterpiece
King’s masterpiece
King’s masterpiece and according to the writer himself his
and according to the writer himself his
and according to the writer himself his magnum opus it’s fiction so intricate
magnum opus it’s fiction so intricate
magnum opus it’s fiction so intricate the dedicated readers approach it with
the dedicated readers approach it with
the dedicated readers approach it with scholarly attention we just wish the
scholarly attention we just wish the
scholarly attention we just wish the director nikolay Arcel and his creative
director nikolay Arcel and his creative
director nikolay Arcel and his creative team had shown it’s similar respect I
team had shown it’s similar respect I
team had shown it’s similar respect I don’t want any
don’t want any
don’t want any trouble well then you smarter than most
trouble well then you smarter than most
trouble well then you smarter than most hurry up the dark tower wastes the many
hurry up the dark tower wastes the many
hurry up the dark tower wastes the many talents of idris elba with it’s boring
talents of idris elba with it’s boring
talents of idris elba with it’s boring dime-store sci-fi fantasy tropes poor
dime-store sci-fi fantasy tropes poor
dime-store sci-fi fantasy tropes poor writing and bland treatment of its
writing and bland treatment of its
writing and bland treatment of its source material the fact that this movie
source material the fact that this movie
source material the fact that this movie was presented as a sequel the
was presented as a sequel the
was presented as a sequel the continuation of King’s beloved epic
continuation of King’s beloved epic
continuation of King’s beloved epic rather than an adaptation further
rather than an adaptation further
rather than an adaptation further enraged fans for obvious reasons so you
enraged fans for obvious reasons so you
enraged fans for obvious reasons so you wanted me to face you old friend
wanted me to face you old friend
wanted me to face you old friend Here I am Number Four The Mummy you will
Here I am Number Four The Mummy you will
Here I am Number Four The Mummy you will have power of life over death what’s
have power of life over death what’s
have power of life over death what’s worse than putting out a big budget
worse than putting out a big budget
worse than putting out a big budget tentpole film with a tried and tested
tentpole film with a tried and tested
tentpole film with a tried and tested action star and having it flop doing all
action star and having it flop doing all
action star and having it flop doing all that with a movie that you’ve been
that with a movie that you’ve been
that with a movie that you’ve been hyping as the launch pad for an
hyping as the launch pad for an
hyping as the launch pad for an allegedly going to be awesome shared
allegedly going to be awesome shared
allegedly going to be awesome shared monster universe wait the embarrassment
monster universe wait the embarrassment
monster universe wait the embarrassment goes deeper still because this was
goes deeper still because this was
goes deeper still because this was Universal second try after the flop that
Universal second try after the flop that
Universal second try after the flop that was 2014’s already forgotten Dracula
was 2014’s already forgotten Dracula
was 2014’s already forgotten Dracula untold whether Universal Pictures pushes
untold whether Universal Pictures pushes
untold whether Universal Pictures pushes forward with her dark universe or not
forward with her dark universe or not
forward with her dark universe or not there’s no denying that the mummy was a
there’s no denying that the mummy was a
there’s no denying that the mummy was a disaster there’s a highway up ahead how
disaster there’s a highway up ahead how
disaster there’s a highway up ahead how do you know I know Tom Cruise’s Nick
do you know I know Tom Cruise’s Nick
do you know I know Tom Cruise’s Nick Morton was unlikable and the film seemed
Morton was unlikable and the film seemed
Morton was unlikable and the film seemed more concerned with universe building
more concerned with universe building
more concerned with universe building than making an enjoyable movie
than making an enjoyable movie
than making an enjoyable movie honestly it left us aching for the
honestly it left us aching for the
honestly it left us aching for the simpler days of Brendan Fraser’s mummy
simpler days of Brendan Fraser’s mummy
simpler days of Brendan Fraser’s mummy any less question number three
any less question number three
any less question number three transformers the last night guardian
transformers the last night guardian
transformers the last night guardian Knights are going to kill me just when
Knights are going to kill me just when
Knights are going to kill me just when you thought all these much-maligned
you thought all these much-maligned
you thought all these much-maligned box-office juggernauts couldn’t get any
box-office juggernauts couldn’t get any
box-office juggernauts couldn’t get any worse Michael Bay went ahead and further
worse Michael Bay went ahead and further
worse Michael Bay went ahead and further tarnished Optimus Prime’s reputation
tarnished Optimus Prime’s reputation
tarnished Optimus Prime’s reputation with whatever the hell happened in this
with whatever the hell happened in this
with whatever the hell happened in this incomprehensible mess of a movie for
incomprehensible mess of a movie for
incomprehensible mess of a movie for some reason it involves King Arthur and
some reason it involves King Arthur and
some reason it involves King Arthur and ancient transformers who you know what
ancient transformers who you know what
ancient transformers who you know what plot summary feels like a waste of time
plot summary feels like a waste of time
plot summary feels like a waste of time spoiler alert critics have hoard the
spoiler alert critics have hoard the
spoiler alert critics have hoard the film for once however it seems as if
film for once however it seems as if
film for once however it seems as if cinema goers were actually in agreement
cinema goers were actually in agreement
cinema goers were actually in agreement with the scribes value it’s only beanbag
with the scribes value it’s only beanbag
with the scribes value it’s only beanbag dude though it did pull in over 600
dude though it did pull in over 600
dude though it did pull in over 600 million dollars that was actually
million dollars that was actually
million dollars that was actually considered an under performance for the
considered an under performance for the
considered an under performance for the franchise so taking the typical logic be
franchise so taking the typical logic be
franchise so taking the typical logic be damned
damned
damned yeah explosions Michael Bay approached
yeah explosions Michael Bay approached
yeah explosions Michael Bay approached this installment proved that the
this installment proved that the
this installment proved that the transformers formula may finally be
transformers formula may finally be
transformers formula may finally be faltering with the movie masses let
faltering with the movie masses let
faltering with the movie masses let those who exist long after us know that
those who exist long after us know that
those who exist long after us know that this was our finest hour
this was our finest hour
this was our finest hour number two fifty shades darker no rules
number two fifty shades darker no rules
number two fifty shades darker no rules no punishments and no more secrets
no punishments and no more secrets
no punishments and no more secrets honestly the closer we get to our number
honestly the closer we get to our number
honestly the closer we get to our number one pick the harder it becomes to talk
one pick the harder it becomes to talk
one pick the harder it becomes to talk about these films without feeling like a
about these films without feeling like a
about these films without feeling like a bully but we must press on fifty shades
bully but we must press on fifty shades
bully but we must press on fifty shades darker stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota
darker stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota
darker stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson who have both proven themselves
Johnson who have both proven themselves
Johnson who have both proven themselves to be far better than this franchise
to be far better than this franchise
to be far better than this franchise returned to the series where they so
returned to the series where they so
returned to the series where they so richly deserve the label
richly deserve the label
richly deserve the label of the worst on-screen couple with the
of the worst on-screen couple with the
of the worst on-screen couple with the least chemistry ever I hope you’re not a
least chemistry ever I hope you’re not a
least chemistry ever I hope you’re not a sore loser depends on how hard he
sore loser depends on how hard he
sore loser depends on how hard he spanked me okay yeah it made money at
spanked me okay yeah it made money at
spanked me okay yeah it made money at the box office and likely made some fans
the box office and likely made some fans
the box office and likely made some fans swoon and shake but it also made critics
swoon and shake but it also made critics
swoon and shake but it also made critics and the rest of us lament the current
and the rest of us lament the current
and the rest of us lament the current state of cinema
state of cinema
state of cinema Charlie written and carelessly acted
Charlie written and carelessly acted
Charlie written and carelessly acted this film hurts and not in the fun sexy
this film hurts and not in the fun sexy
this film hurts and not in the fun sexy way my before we unveil our top pick
way my before we unveil our top pick
way my before we unveil our top pick here are a few dishonorable mentions how
here are a few dishonorable mentions how
here are a few dishonorable mentions how could someone so cute be so violent
[Music]
[Music] where’d you put the money what money
where’d you put the money what money
where’d you put the money what money money
money
money what money did your ID with the rest of
what money did your ID with the rest of
what money did your ID with the rest of your covers you’re all over the place
your covers you’re all over the place
your covers you’re all over the place you can’t keep you questions in a
you can’t keep you questions in a
you can’t keep you questions in a straight line I’m trying to tell a story
straight line I’m trying to tell a story
straight line I’m trying to tell a story here and you keep interrupting can you
here and you keep interrupting can you
here and you keep interrupting can you kind of beat it cuz you’re a distraction
kind of beat it cuz you’re a distraction
kind of beat it cuz you’re a distraction okay
okay
okay sorry hey I’m James Emily what happened
sorry hey I’m James Emily what happened
sorry hey I’m James Emily what happened to your arm
to your arm
to your arm you try to kill yourself cuz you’re so
you try to kill yourself cuz you’re so
you try to kill yourself cuz you’re so ugly violence isn’t the worst thing in
ugly violence isn’t the worst thing in
ugly violence isn’t the worst thing in the world what is then apathy number one
the world what is then apathy number one
the world what is then apathy number one the emoji movie just because something
the emoji movie just because something
the emoji movie just because something has become a fixture of modern pop life
has become a fixture of modern pop life
has become a fixture of modern pop life and culture doesn’t mean that you should
and culture doesn’t mean that you should
and culture doesn’t mean that you should turn it into a movie
turn it into a movie
turn it into a movie yes emojis are relevant but a film about
yes emojis are relevant but a film about
yes emojis are relevant but a film about them is not okay we use toilet paper
them is not okay we use toilet paper
them is not okay we use toilet paper every day to write but no one’s trying
every day to write but no one’s trying
every day to write but no one’s trying to make a movie about its daily life are
to make a movie about its daily life are
to make a movie about its daily life are they I mean I hope not literally look at
they I mean I hope not literally look at
they I mean I hope not literally look at him I can look like that with a voice
him I can look like that with a voice
him I can look like that with a voice cast that includes TJ Miller James
cast that includes TJ Miller James
cast that includes TJ Miller James Corden on a Ferris Patrick Stewart Sofia
Corden on a Ferris Patrick Stewart Sofia
Corden on a Ferris Patrick Stewart Sofia Vergara and Christina Aguilera the emoji
Vergara and Christina Aguilera the emoji
Vergara and Christina Aguilera the emoji movie seemed like your standard CGI
movie seemed like your standard CGI
movie seemed like your standard CGI animated kids movie but it was so much
animated kids movie but it was so much
animated kids movie but it was so much more considered deeply unfunny and
more considered deeply unfunny and
more considered deeply unfunny and borderline insulting to the intelligence
borderline insulting to the intelligence
borderline insulting to the intelligence of child and adult cinema goers alike
of child and adult cinema goers alike
of child and adult cinema goers alike this surprisingly cynical film was
this surprisingly cynical film was
this surprisingly cynical film was unsurprisingly panned by critics
unsurprisingly panned by critics
unsurprisingly panned by critics yeah sorry everybody that was not what I
yeah sorry everybody that was not what I
yeah sorry everybody that was not what I mentioned to you do you agree with our
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