that’s makeup kit we’re lucky your childhood memories remain unspoiled
childhood memories remain unspoiled
childhood memories remain unspoiled after you watched these mediocre
after you watched these mediocre
after you watched these mediocre adaptations oh it all seems tragic you
adaptations oh it all seems tragic you
adaptations oh it all seems tragic you may turn around and like magic there’s
may turn around and like magic there’s
may turn around and like magic there’s an answer booyah welcome to
an answer booyah welcome to
an answer booyah welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst movies based on toys destroyed for this
movies based on toys destroyed for this
movies based on toys destroyed for this list we’re ranking theatrical or direct
list we’re ranking theatrical or direct
list we’re ranking theatrical or direct video adaptations of toys and board
video adaptations of toys and board
video adaptations of toys and board games that were either badly made films
games that were either badly made films
games that were either badly made films poor representations of their source
poor representations of their source
poor representations of their source material or a combination of the two
material or a combination of the two
material or a combination of the two we’re trying to see where tracks to each
we’re trying to see where tracks to each
we’re trying to see where tracks to each other thank you be warned you’re about
other thank you be warned you’re about
other thank you be warned you’re about to see some of the most shameful cash
to see some of the most shameful cash
to see some of the most shameful cash grabs Hollywood has ever put out I do
grabs Hollywood has ever put out I do
grabs Hollywood has ever put out I do you’ve got a black eye
you’ve got a black eye
you’ve got a black eye number 10 Barbie in the Nutcracker get
number 10 Barbie in the Nutcracker get
number 10 Barbie in the Nutcracker get away from there shoo shoo
away from there shoo shoo
away from there shoo shoo the first direct-to-video flicks since
the first direct-to-video flicks since
the first direct-to-video flicks since 1987 to star the world’s most famous
1987 to star the world’s most famous
1987 to star the world’s most famous doll and the first ever to do so with
doll and the first ever to do so with
doll and the first ever to do so with computer animation this one throws
computer animation this one throws
computer animation this one throws Barbie into a beloved fairy tale
Barbie into a beloved fairy tale
Barbie into a beloved fairy tale please be dreaming and the result is
please be dreaming and the result is
please be dreaming and the result is weak sorry that happens a lot while it
weak sorry that happens a lot while it
weak sorry that happens a lot while it does include some cool motion capture
does include some cool motion capture
does include some cool motion capture animation done of the New York City
animation done of the New York City
animation done of the New York City Ballet and features the always welcome
Ballet and features the always welcome
Ballet and features the always welcome voice of Tim Curry even is a nutcracker
voice of Tim Curry even is a nutcracker
voice of Tim Curry even is a nutcracker you’re a thorn in my side the film
you’re a thorn in my side the film
you’re a thorn in my side the film strays away from its source material in
strays away from its source material in
strays away from its source material in terms of both the toy and the
terms of both the toy and the
terms of both the toy and the Tchaikovsky Ballet
Tchaikovsky Ballet
Tchaikovsky Ballet we despise happy endings and probably
we despise happy endings and probably
we despise happy endings and probably won’t provide much entertainment if
won’t provide much entertainment if
won’t provide much entertainment if you’re over the age of save six if we
you’re over the age of save six if we
you’re over the age of save six if we keep practicing you will number nine GI
keep practicing you will number nine GI
keep practicing you will number nine GI Joe The Rise of Cobra detail that’s
Joe The Rise of Cobra detail that’s
Joe The Rise of Cobra detail that’s Hannah turn fall out would you can file
Hannah turn fall out would you can file
Hannah turn fall out would you can file this one under a waste of Channing Tatum
this one under a waste of Channing Tatum
this one under a waste of Channing Tatum Joseph gordon-levitt Christopher
Joseph gordon-levitt Christopher
Joseph gordon-levitt Christopher Eccleston Sienna Miller you get the idea
Eccleston Sienna Miller you get the idea
Eccleston Sienna Miller you get the idea you son of a bitch and a very moving
you son of a bitch and a very moving
you son of a bitch and a very moving ceremony this Steven summers directed
ceremony this Steven summers directed
ceremony this Steven summers directed film is GI Joe in name only retaining
film is GI Joe in name only retaining
film is GI Joe in name only retaining the basic concept of Joe’s vs Cobra but
the basic concept of Joe’s vs Cobra but
the basic concept of Joe’s vs Cobra but doing away with basically everything
doing away with basically everything
doing away with basically everything else I’d avoid potholes if I were you
else I’d avoid potholes if I were you
else I’d avoid potholes if I were you it’s a bland action film at best and at
it’s a bland action film at best and at
it’s a bland action film at best and at worst it showcases mediocre special
worst it showcases mediocre special
worst it showcases mediocre special effects throws out years of character
effects throws out years of character
effects throws out years of character and relationship development the king
and relationship development the king
and relationship development the king cobra magnificent creature
cobra magnificent creature
cobra magnificent creature nature’s Grim Reaper and single lethal
nature’s Grim Reaper and single lethal
nature’s Grim Reaper and single lethal purpose and presents us with a nearly
purpose and presents us with a nearly
purpose and presents us with a nearly unrecognizable Cobra Commander what kind
unrecognizable Cobra Commander what kind
unrecognizable Cobra Commander what kind of outfit is this any knowing maybe half
of outfit is this any knowing maybe half
of outfit is this any knowing maybe half the battle but avoidance is the other
the battle but avoidance is the other
the battle but avoidance is the other half now you have to admit you had that
half now you have to admit you had that
half now you have to admit you had that coming
coming
coming number eight my little pony the movie My
number eight my little pony the movie My
number eight my little pony the movie My Little Pony my little pony
Little Pony my little pony
Little Pony my little pony all in a twinkling spring is here before
all in a twinkling spring is here before
all in a twinkling spring is here before it became the unprecedented pop-culture
it became the unprecedented pop-culture
it became the unprecedented pop-culture phenomenon it is today my little pony
phenomenon it is today my little pony
phenomenon it is today my little pony was exactly what it sounded like The
was exactly what it sounded like The
was exactly what it sounded like The Adventures of magical ponies you spoiled
Adventures of magical ponies you spoiled
Adventures of magical ponies you spoiled the whole number it got so popular it
the whole number it got so popular it
the whole number it got so popular it even spawned a theatrical release that
even spawned a theatrical release that
even spawned a theatrical release that you’ve probably never heard of and
you’ve probably never heard of and
you’ve probably never heard of and probably wish you could go on not
probably wish you could go on not
probably wish you could go on not knowing about sorry when the wolf’s
knowing about sorry when the wolf’s
knowing about sorry when the wolf’s tries to eat little bit meetin
tries to eat little bit meetin
tries to eat little bit meetin it may have featured some delightful
it may have featured some delightful
it may have featured some delightful celebrity voices like those of Danny
celebrity voices like those of Danny
celebrity voices like those of Danny DeVito and Cloris Leachman and it may
DeVito and Cloris Leachman and it may
DeVito and Cloris Leachman and it may have even had Tony Randall but this film
have even had Tony Randall but this film
have even had Tony Randall but this film about the ponies fighting off a sentient
about the ponies fighting off a sentient
about the ponies fighting off a sentient blob of who’s called the smooth is best
blob of who’s called the smooth is best
blob of who’s called the smooth is best remembered as an unfortunate byproduct
remembered as an unfortunate byproduct
remembered as an unfortunate byproduct of 80s marketing schemes number seven
of 80s marketing schemes number seven
of 80s marketing schemes number seven battleship I’m going in you’re not going
battleship I’m going in you’re not going
battleship I’m going in you’re not going in how do I look
in how do I look
in how do I look what you just think
what you just think
what you just think who the puns we could come up with for
who the puns we could come up with for
who the puns we could come up with for this one surf a new course of action a
this one surf a new course of action a
this one surf a new course of action a new direction
new direction
new direction the game change the beloved Navy battle
the game change the beloved Navy battle
the game change the beloved Navy battle board game can provide endless hours of
board game can provide endless hours of
board game can provide endless hours of entertainment with its addictive
entertainment with its addictive
entertainment with its addictive gameplay and wide variety of strategies
gameplay and wide variety of strategies
gameplay and wide variety of strategies the movie on the other hand has Taylor
the movie on the other hand has Taylor
the movie on the other hand has Taylor Kitsch and Rihanna fighting off CG
Kitsch and Rihanna fighting off CG
Kitsch and Rihanna fighting off CG aliens in Hong Kong we ask for this new
aliens in Hong Kong we ask for this new
aliens in Hong Kong we ask for this new unflattering did we want it no way the
unflattering did we want it no way the
unflattering did we want it no way the fact that you know that infuriate Smee
fact that you know that infuriate Smee
fact that you know that infuriate Smee beyond words predictably this drastic
beyond words predictably this drastic
beyond words predictably this drastic shift in tone didn’t sit well with fans
shift in tone didn’t sit well with fans
shift in tone didn’t sit well with fans of the game and that meant the movie
of the game and that meant the movie
of the game and that meant the movie sunk faster at the box office than one
sunk faster at the box office than one
sunk faster at the box office than one of its titular ships oh come on we had
of its titular ships oh come on we had
of its titular ships oh come on we had to make one joke no chill excuse me I’m
to make one joke no chill excuse me I’m
to make one joke no chill excuse me I’m late for lunch I think I’ll have a
late for lunch I think I’ll have a
late for lunch I think I’ll have a chicken burrito number six brats
if barbie is just to last century for
if barbie is just to last century for you these dolls that made their debut in
you these dolls that made their debut in
you these dolls that made their debut in the early 2000s where the toys that gave
the early 2000s where the toys that gave
the early 2000s where the toys that gave you your fashionable plastic fix there’s
you your fashionable plastic fix there’s
you your fashionable plastic fix there’s really not a table for that – that’s
really not a table for that – that’s
really not a table for that – that’s okay I’m sure we’ll find space somewhere
okay I’m sure we’ll find space somewhere
okay I’m sure we’ll find space somewhere the movie which can basically be summed
the movie which can basically be summed
the movie which can basically be summed up as Mean Girls – anything resembling
up as Mean Girls – anything resembling
up as Mean Girls – anything resembling edge is just as plastic and shallow as
edge is just as plastic and shallow as
edge is just as plastic and shallow as its namesake I feel you but you don’t
its namesake I feel you but you don’t
its namesake I feel you but you don’t have to what are you talking about I
have to what are you talking about I
have to what are you talking about I can’t hear serving is both an
can’t hear serving is both an
can’t hear serving is both an unrealistic and unmemorable
unrealistic and unmemorable
unrealistic and unmemorable representation of high school life
and a thin adaptation of an already thin
and a thin adaptation of an already thin toy this one is best suited for the pile
toy this one is best suited for the pile
toy this one is best suited for the pile of obscure mm cinema wait a minute
of obscure mm cinema wait a minute
of obscure mm cinema wait a minute there’s still one more act uh no the
there’s still one more act uh no the
there’s still one more act uh no the show is over with capital over number
show is over with capital over number
show is over with capital over number five Raggedy Ann and Andy a musical
five Raggedy Ann and Andy a musical
five Raggedy Ann and Andy a musical adventure
adventure
adventure my name is Raggedy Ann and this is my
my name is Raggedy Ann and this is my
my name is Raggedy Ann and this is my brother Raggedy Andy it was one of the
brother Raggedy Andy it was one of the
brother Raggedy Andy it was one of the first toy adaptations ever put on screen
first toy adaptations ever put on screen
first toy adaptations ever put on screen and it’s the one most likely to leave
and it’s the one most likely to leave
and it’s the one most likely to leave permanent mental scars with the
permanent mental scars with the
permanent mental scars with the butterflies in the air with the
butterflies in the air with the
butterflies in the air with the honeycomb everywhere this big-screen
honeycomb everywhere this big-screen
honeycomb everywhere this big-screen version of the beloved doll and her
version of the beloved doll and her
version of the beloved doll and her brother would probably make sense to
brother would probably make sense to
brother would probably make sense to anyone on a righteous amount of drugs it
anyone on a righteous amount of drugs it
anyone on a righteous amount of drugs it was the 70s after all but it proved to
was the 70s after all but it proved to
was the 70s after all but it proved to be a terrifying traumatic experience for
be a terrifying traumatic experience for
be a terrifying traumatic experience for its youthful target audience well the
its youthful target audience well the
its youthful target audience well the word war do have premiered the movie
word war do have premiered the movie
word war do have premiered the movie barely focuses on its title characters
barely focuses on its title characters
barely focuses on its title characters because when you think of Raggedy Ann
because when you think of Raggedy Ann
because when you think of Raggedy Ann you should definitely be thinking of
you should definitely be thinking of
you should definitely be thinking of wormholes naked dancing dolls and a blob
wormholes naked dancing dolls and a blob
wormholes naked dancing dolls and a blob monster made of taffy childhood Wonder
monster made of taffy childhood Wonder
monster made of taffy childhood Wonder at its very finest me I ever hate number
at its very finest me I ever hate number
at its very finest me I ever hate number four Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
four Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
four Transformers Revenge of the Fallen you’ll never stop at one what’s the
you’ll never stop at one what’s the
you’ll never stop at one what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you
first thing that comes to mind when you
first thing that comes to mind when you think of Michael Bay not touch it okay
think of Michael Bay not touch it okay
think of Michael Bay not touch it okay it’s most likely this incomprehensible
it’s most likely this incomprehensible
it’s most likely this incomprehensible sequel this widely despised robot
sequel this widely despised robot
sequel this widely despised robot beat-em-up traded in both the spirit of
beat-em-up traded in both the spirit of
beat-em-up traded in both the spirit of the toys and its predecessor for an
the toys and its predecessor for an
the toys and its predecessor for an intolerable Shia LeBouf robot testicles
intolerable Shia LeBouf robot testicles
intolerable Shia LeBouf robot testicles and a mystery and a seemingly unending
and a mystery and a seemingly unending
and a mystery and a seemingly unending climax where bae packs as many
climax where bae packs as many
climax where bae packs as many explosions into one finale as some
explosions into one finale as some
explosions into one finale as some directors would struggle to fit in their
directors would struggle to fit in their
directors would struggle to fit in their entire careers it was so bad that even
entire careers it was so bad that even
entire careers it was so bad that even bae himself considers it to be crap but
bae himself considers it to be crap but
bae himself considers it to be crap but that didn’t stop him from making more am
that didn’t stop him from making more am
that didn’t stop him from making more am age of extinction anyone who’s for a
age of extinction anyone who’s for a
age of extinction anyone who’s for a reward that was it
reward that was it
reward that was it that was why the money knows me making
that was why the money knows me making
that was why the money knows me making mistake number three we jaw that is just
mistake number three we jaw that is just
mistake number three we jaw that is just a game a wooden board this is the point
a game a wooden board this is the point
a game a wooden board this is the point we’ve reached with our movie adaptations
we’ve reached with our movie adaptations
we’ve reached with our movie adaptations and you guys think watch mojos running
and you guys think watch mojos running
and you guys think watch mojos running out of ideas you should never touch
out of ideas you should never touch
out of ideas you should never touch these things granted the idea of a group
these things granted the idea of a group
these things granted the idea of a group of friends using a spooky board game to
of friends using a spooky board game to
of friends using a spooky board game to communicate with the dead could actually
communicate with the dead could actually
communicate with the dead could actually hold some weight but under the guidance
hold some weight but under the guidance
hold some weight but under the guidance of a team of producers that includes the
of a team of producers that includes the
of a team of producers that includes the one and only Michael Bay it’s reduced to
one and only Michael Bay it’s reduced to
one and only Michael Bay it’s reduced to a series of jump scares and things that
a series of jump scares and things that
a series of jump scares and things that go bump in the night days doing the
go bump in the night days doing the
go bump in the night days doing the funny is part of it all is Hasbro
funny is part of it all is Hasbro
funny is part of it all is Hasbro actually believed that releasing a movie
actually believed that releasing a movie
actually believed that releasing a movie where their product is directly
where their product is directly
where their product is directly responsible for several deaths was a
responsible for several deaths was a
responsible for several deaths was a wise marketing move number 2 Dungeons &
wise marketing move number 2 Dungeons &
wise marketing move number 2 Dungeons & Dragons
Dragons
Dragons you are my
you are my
you are my you’d think the makers of a movie based
you’d think the makers of a movie based
you’d think the makers of a movie based on the most influential tabletop
on the most influential tabletop
on the most influential tabletop role-playing game of all time would know
role-playing game of all time would know
role-playing game of all time would know better than to turn it into a lazy
better than to turn it into a lazy
better than to turn it into a lazy laughable cheese fest why is it every
laughable cheese fest why is it every
laughable cheese fest why is it every time something bad happens you gotta
time something bad happens you gotta
time something bad happens you gotta blame to me hmm
blame to me hmm
blame to me hmm but that’s what happened with this
but that’s what happened with this
but that’s what happened with this notoriously bad adaptation practically
notoriously bad adaptation practically
notoriously bad adaptation practically worthless while it does feature dungeons
worthless while it does feature dungeons
worthless while it does feature dungeons and even some dragons it also features
and even some dragons it also features
and even some dragons it also features offensive writing ridiculously cheap
offensive writing ridiculously cheap
offensive writing ridiculously cheap special effects and a lack of adherence
special effects and a lack of adherence
special effects and a lack of adherence to the beloved source material go ahead
to the beloved source material go ahead
to the beloved source material go ahead tell them what you got us into despite
tell them what you got us into despite
tell them what you got us into despite this some still are able to find
this some still are able to find
this some still are able to find enjoyment in its low quality
enjoyment in its low quality
enjoyment in its low quality specifically Jeremy Irons famously hammy
specifically Jeremy Irons famously hammy
specifically Jeremy Irons famously hammy performance as prophy on non-event on
performance as prophy on non-event on
performance as prophy on non-event on you guessed it especially for you
you guessed it especially for you
you guessed it especially for you for pay before we unveil our number one
for pay before we unveil our number one
for pay before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this
pick here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions it seems
case dishonorable mentions it seems
case dishonorable mentions it seems harmless mini is cry we gotta find the
harmless mini is cry we gotta find the
harmless mini is cry we gotta find the bone and put it back together if we want
bone and put it back together if we want
bone and put it back together if we want puppy power back what if we can’t we
puppy power back what if we can’t we
puppy power back what if we can’t we have to our kids and puppies will never
have to our kids and puppies will never
have to our kids and puppies will never be able to talk again number one
be able to talk again number one
be able to talk again number one the Garbage Pail Kids movie what matters
the Garbage Pail Kids movie what matters
the Garbage Pail Kids movie what matters is conceding with grace where most of
is conceding with grace where most of
is conceding with grace where most of the previously listed movies landed here
the previously listed movies landed here
the previously listed movies landed here because they were poor adaptations of
because they were poor adaptations of
because they were poor adaptations of their source material this movie takes
their source material this movie takes
their source material this movie takes the top spot for being too good of an
the top spot for being too good of an
the top spot for being too good of an adaptation it’s a matter of principle
adaptation it’s a matter of principle
adaptation it’s a matter of principle yeah I think it’s just a matter if you’d
yeah I think it’s just a matter if you’d
yeah I think it’s just a matter if you’d like him to see people bleed much like
like him to see people bleed much like
like him to see people bleed much like the trading cards on which it’s based
the trading cards on which it’s based
the trading cards on which it’s based this movie targeted at a child audience
this movie targeted at a child audience
this movie targeted at a child audience is ugly gross
is ugly gross
is ugly gross offensive and will leave you with an
offensive and will leave you with an
offensive and will leave you with an awful taste in your mouth Oh Matt the
awful taste in your mouth Oh Matt the
awful taste in your mouth Oh Matt the difference is that you can’t toss this
difference is that you can’t toss this
difference is that you can’t toss this away after staring at it for 20 seconds
away after staring at it for 20 seconds
away after staring at it for 20 seconds somehow we got to keep these kids out of
somehow we got to keep these kids out of
somehow we got to keep these kids out of mischief until we can get them back into
mischief until we can get them back into
mischief until we can get them back into the Garbage Pail instead it burns and
the Garbage Pail instead it burns and
the Garbage Pail instead it burns and bores its way into your retinas
bores its way into your retinas
bores its way into your retinas lingering actually you know what the
lingering actually you know what the
lingering actually you know what the cards are just as terrifying
cards are just as terrifying
cards are just as terrifying not in this lifetime little person do
not in this lifetime little person do
not in this lifetime little person do you agree with our list what’s the worst
you agree with our list what’s the worst
you agree with our list what’s the worst movie based on a toy I need you to sign
movie based on a toy I need you to sign
movie based on a toy I need you to sign here here and here and also here for
here here and here and also here for
here here and here and also here for more entertaining top 10s published
more entertaining top 10s published
more entertaining top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to
every day be sure to subscribe to
every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
”
Be First to Comment