now we’re gonna play a game called sigh factor sigh fiction and you’re going to
factor sigh fiction and you’re going to
factor sigh fiction and you’re going to identify whether you think it is a
identify whether you think it is a
identify whether you think it is a snapback or a sigh fiction or maybe I
snapback or a sigh fiction or maybe I
snapback or a sigh fiction or maybe I don’t know if I don’t know either
don’t know if I don’t know either
don’t know if I don’t know either I won’t claim to know that sounds good
I won’t claim to know that sounds good
I won’t claim to know that sounds good the days were shorter millions of years
the days were shorter millions of years
the days were shorter millions of years in the past of course they were shorter
in the past of course they were shorter
in the past of course they were shorter yesterday than they are today
yesterday than they are today
yesterday than they are today the moon is tugging on Earth’s rotation
the moon is tugging on Earth’s rotation
the moon is tugging on Earth’s rotation slowing us down and it will do so
slowing us down and it will do so
slowing us down and it will do so eternally until Earth Day equals the
eternally until Earth Day equals the
eternally until Earth Day equals the lunar month at which point earth in the
lunar month at which point earth in the
lunar month at which point earth in the moon will be entitle embrace next humans
moon will be entitle embrace next humans
moon will be entitle embrace next humans get a little taller in space because
get a little taller in space because
get a little taller in space because there’s no gravity to weigh them down we
there’s no gravity to weigh them down we
there’s no gravity to weigh them down we actually get a lot taller in space by
actually get a lot taller in space by
actually get a lot taller in space by several inches and it’s not so much your
several inches and it’s not so much your
several inches and it’s not so much your way down the disks between your bones
way down the disks between your bones
way down the disks between your bones and your roommate they just kind of
and your roommate they just kind of
and your roommate they just kind of loosen up and in fact astronauts need
loosen up and in fact astronauts need
loosen up and in fact astronauts need different spacesuits fitted for them
different spacesuits fitted for them
different spacesuits fitted for them when they go space walking then when
when they go space walking then when
when they go space walking then when they launch they need spacesuits that
they launch they need spacesuits that
they launch they need spacesuits that are taller for when they’ve stressed out
are taller for when they’ve stressed out
are taller for when they’ve stressed out the Great Wall of China is the only
the Great Wall of China is the only
the Great Wall of China is the only man-made object you can see from space
man-made object you can see from space
man-made object you can see from space first of all ah you cannot see the Great
first of all ah you cannot see the Great
first of all ah you cannot see the Great Wall of China from space unless you have
Wall of China from space unless you have
Wall of China from space unless you have like binoculars or a telescope or
like binoculars or a telescope or
like binoculars or a telescope or something it’s no wider than our
something it’s no wider than our
something it’s no wider than our interstate highways in America but no
interstate highways in America but no
interstate highways in America but no one talks about hey I see I ten going
one talks about hey I see I ten going
one talks about hey I see I ten going across the United States which would be
across the United States which would be
across the United States which would be practically as long as the Great Wall of
practically as long as the Great Wall of
practically as long as the Great Wall of China would be but no one says they see
China would be but no one says they see
China would be but no one says they see that it is a science fiction that you
that it is a science fiction that you
that it is a science fiction that you could see it at all sneezing with your
could see it at all sneezing with your
could see it at all sneezing with your eyes open is impossible I bet you can
eyes open is impossible I bet you can
eyes open is impossible I bet you can pry your eyelids open and then sneeze I
pry your eyelids open and then sneeze I
pry your eyelids open and then sneeze I don’t know if your eyes will pop out but
don’t know if your eyes will pop out but
don’t know if your eyes will pop out but you can pry your eyelids open but I
you can pry your eyelids open but I
you can pry your eyelids open but I think it is a fact that nobody sneezes
think it is a fact that nobody sneezes
think it is a fact that nobody sneezes ever with their eyes open they have to
ever with their eyes open they have to
ever with their eyes open they have to close their eyes lightning never strikes
close their eyes lightning never strikes
close their eyes lightning never strikes the same place twice false
the same place twice false
the same place twice false that’s what lightning rods are for it
that’s what lightning rods are for it
that’s what lightning rods are for it can strike the same place twice so that
can strike the same place twice so that
can strike the same place twice so that it doesn’t have to strike a place you
it doesn’t have to strike a place you
it doesn’t have to strike a place you don’t know about Empire State Building
don’t know about Empire State Building
don’t know about Empire State Building structures of times a year plus they’re
structures of times a year plus they’re
structures of times a year plus they’re there people who have been hit by
there people who have been hit by
there people who have been hit by lightning more than once go tell them
lightning more than once go tell them
lightning more than once go tell them lighting to distract the same place more
lighting to distract the same place more
lighting to distract the same place more than once ask them about have them
than once ask them about have them
than once ask them about have them answer that question I’ll say well they
answer that question I’ll say well they
answer that question I’ll say well they have the worst luck in the world then I
have the worst luck in the world then I
have the worst luck in the world then I think you got all of them right that was
think you got all of them right that was
think you got all of them right that was pretty good okay yeah okay well nekkid
pretty good okay yeah okay well nekkid
pretty good okay yeah okay well nekkid that’s what I that’s what you did yeah
that’s what I that’s what you did yeah
that’s what I that’s what you did yeah thank you for playing side back side
thank you for playing side back side
thank you for playing side back side fiction
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