Gaming seventh-generation played host to a great deal of entertaining titles and
a great deal of entertaining titles and
a great deal of entertaining titles and noteworthy advances but not everything
noteworthy advances but not everything
noteworthy advances but not everything was a winner look the more you tell me
was a winner look the more you tell me
was a winner look the more you tell me the more chance I can keep us alive
the more chance I can keep us alive
the more chance I can keep us alive welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst seventh-generation games before we
worst seventh-generation games before we
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content for this list we’re examining the games that most failed to meet even
the games that most failed to meet even
the games that most failed to meet even the barest expectations of quality in
the barest expectations of quality in
the barest expectations of quality in the 7th console generation ranging from
the 7th console generation ranging from
the 7th console generation ranging from series rival to attempts at starting a
series rival to attempts at starting a
series rival to attempts at starting a new IP these games dropped the ball in
new IP these games dropped the ball in
new IP these games dropped the ball in more ways than one so you want me to
more ways than one so you want me to
more ways than one so you want me to investigate but have no authority to
investigate but have no authority to
investigate but have no authority to influence or action exactly number 10
influence or action exactly number 10
influence or action exactly number 10 Bomberman act 0
how exactly does someone mess up
how exactly does someone mess up gaming’s most charming and enduring
gaming’s most charming and enduring
gaming’s most charming and enduring series in the case of 2006 is bomberman
series in the case of 2006 is bomberman
series in the case of 2006 is bomberman act zero one way is to forego depth or
act zero one way is to forego depth or
act zero one way is to forego depth or quality of play in favor of embracing a
quality of play in favor of embracing a
quality of play in favor of embracing a needlessly grim style
Bomberman simple cartoon aesthetic was
Bomberman simple cartoon aesthetic was replaced by garish over-designed
replaced by garish over-designed
replaced by garish over-designed characters traversing uninspired mazes
characters traversing uninspired mazes
characters traversing uninspired mazes every stage has the same textures and
every stage has the same textures and
every stage has the same textures and overall look the competitive gameplay
overall look the competitive gameplay
overall look the competitive gameplay never evolved or shifts substantially
never evolved or shifts substantially
never evolved or shifts substantially and the game is plagued by lengthy load
and the game is plagued by lengthy load
and the game is plagued by lengthy load times and poor collision detection
disinterest in and disrespect for the
disinterest in and disrespect for the original titled drips from every inch of
original titled drips from every inch of
original titled drips from every inch of this game and it’s all the worse for it
right star number nine quantum theory
right star number nine quantum theory you got to run faster than that if you
you got to run faster than that if you
you got to run faster than that if you want to make it out alive borrowing from
want to make it out alive borrowing from
want to make it out alive borrowing from the likes of years of war the third
the likes of years of war the third
the likes of years of war the third person shooter failed to deliver
person shooter failed to deliver
person shooter failed to deliver anywhere near the same level of charm or
anywhere near the same level of charm or
anywhere near the same level of charm or polish quantum theory follows Sid and
polish quantum theory follows Sid and
polish quantum theory follows Sid and Felina in their quest to save humanity
Felina in their quest to save humanity
Felina in their quest to save humanity by climbing and destroying a living
by climbing and destroying a living
by climbing and destroying a living tower
tower
tower however as close quarter shooting is far
however as close quarter shooting is far
however as close quarter shooting is far less creative than the concept present
less creative than the concept present
less creative than the concept present relying on dull repetition of level
relying on dull repetition of level
relying on dull repetition of level layout and subpar presentation for its
layout and subpar presentation for its
layout and subpar presentation for its entirety characters like any real
entirety characters like any real
entirety characters like any real personality or depth and what story is
personality or depth and what story is
personality or depth and what story is present proves to be utterly formulaic
present proves to be utterly formulaic
present proves to be utterly formulaic from start to finish
from start to finish
from start to finish all in all calling this one a dud would
all in all calling this one a dud would
all in all calling this one a dud would be kind of an understatement
number eight x-men destiny is anxious
number eight x-men destiny is anxious when this licensed game by developer
when this licensed game by developer
when this licensed game by developer Silicon Knights starts in earnest it
Silicon Knights starts in earnest it
Silicon Knights starts in earnest it presents an interesting premise to
presents an interesting premise to
presents an interesting premise to players controlling a new mutant with
players controlling a new mutant with
players controlling a new mutant with the choice to fight for the x-men or
the choice to fight for the x-men or
the choice to fight for the x-men or Magneto’s Brotherhood I won’t join you I
Magneto’s Brotherhood I won’t join you I
Magneto’s Brotherhood I won’t join you I won’t be a part of your mutant nation
won’t be a part of your mutant nation
won’t be a part of your mutant nation any goodwill earns oh is quickly dashed
any goodwill earns oh is quickly dashed
any goodwill earns oh is quickly dashed by x-men destiny failing to deliver on
by x-men destiny failing to deliver on
by x-men destiny failing to deliver on meaningful narrative choices or engaging
meaningful narrative choices or engaging
meaningful narrative choices or engaging gameplay the game’s combat mechanics are
gameplay the game’s combat mechanics are
gameplay the game’s combat mechanics are simplistic the fights are repetitive the
simplistic the fights are repetitive the
simplistic the fights are repetitive the platforming segments rely on awkward
platforming segments rely on awkward
platforming segments rely on awkward controls inputs are level design and the
controls inputs are level design and the
controls inputs are level design and the story is astonishingly brief in length
story is astonishingly brief in length
story is astonishingly brief in length and content coupled with the divisive
and content coupled with the divisive
and content coupled with the divisive nosov Silicon Knights is earlier game to
nosov Silicon Knights is earlier game to
nosov Silicon Knights is earlier game to human this would only serve to bring
human this would only serve to bring
human this would only serve to bring about the studio’s downfall all the
about the studio’s downfall all the
about the studio’s downfall all the faster you leave me no choice I would
faster you leave me no choice I would
faster you leave me no choice I would have you arrested for carrion ha ha ha
have you arrested for carrion ha ha ha
have you arrested for carrion ha ha ha ha I cordially invite you to try number
ha I cordially invite you to try number
ha I cordially invite you to try number 7 Amy Amy nice place you really want to
7 Amy Amy nice place you really want to
7 Amy Amy nice place you really want to find
find
find yes this horror game has the titular
yes this horror game has the titular
yes this horror game has the titular girl and her guardian Lana trying to
girl and her guardian Lana trying to
girl and her guardian Lana trying to survive in a city overrun by zombie like
survive in a city overrun by zombie like
survive in a city overrun by zombie like creatures in service of that narrative
creatures in service of that narrative
creatures in service of that narrative the game forces onto the player
the game forces onto the player
the game forces onto the player luck-based
luck-based
luck-based stealth sections gettin missed melee
stealth sections gettin missed melee
stealth sections gettin missed melee combat a forced attachment to Amy to
combat a forced attachment to Amy to
combat a forced attachment to Amy to avoid death and generally awkward
avoid death and generally awkward
avoid death and generally awkward third-person control its setting is one
third-person control its setting is one
third-person control its setting is one plagued by low quality textures a murky
plagued by low quality textures a murky
plagued by low quality textures a murky aesthetic and excruciating amounts of
aesthetic and excruciating amounts of
aesthetic and excruciating amounts of slowdown capping it all off amy sports a
slowdown capping it all off amy sports a
slowdown capping it all off amy sports a checkpoint system that stands as one of
checkpoint system that stands as one of
checkpoint system that stands as one of gaming’s most unforgiving just avoid
gaming’s most unforgiving just avoid
gaming’s most unforgiving just avoid this one folks we’re live second Amy
this one folks we’re live second Amy
this one folks we’re live second Amy okay nice she’s changing number six row
okay nice she’s changing number six row
okay nice she’s changing number six row warrior 1200 Kiba this conceptually
warrior 1200 Kiba this conceptually
warrior 1200 Kiba this conceptually strange shooter didn’t even find a way
strange shooter didn’t even find a way
strange shooter didn’t even find a way to be compelling in its weirdness based
to be compelling in its weirdness based
to be compelling in its weirdness based very loosely on the exploits of ex-navy
very loosely on the exploits of ex-navy
very loosely on the exploits of ex-navy seal Richard Marcinko
seal Richard Marcinko
seal Richard Marcinko Rogue Warrior deals with a fictional
Rogue Warrior deals with a fictional
Rogue Warrior deals with a fictional mission to North Korea to investigate
mission to North Korea to investigate
mission to North Korea to investigate nuclear arms development trainees met up
nuclear arms development trainees met up
nuclear arms development trainees met up to the seal program and save my idli ass
to the seal program and save my idli ass
to the seal program and save my idli ass more than once the madness that exudes
more than once the madness that exudes
more than once the madness that exudes is riddled with issues the game is kind
is riddled with issues the game is kind
is riddled with issues the game is kind of a chore to play features combat moves
of a chore to play features combat moves
of a chore to play features combat moves that can be abused to great benefit and
that can be abused to great benefit and
that can be abused to great benefit and is astounding in its brevity reaching
is astounding in its brevity reaching
is astounding in its brevity reaching only about two hours long
only about two hours long
only about two hours long then there’s the brilliant decision to
then there’s the brilliant decision to
then there’s the brilliant decision to have the game’s version of Marcinko
have the game’s version of Marcinko
have the game’s version of Marcinko played by Mickey Rourke to be a
played by Mickey Rourke to be a
played by Mickey Rourke to be a profanities viewing casually reckless
profanities viewing casually reckless
profanities viewing casually reckless jerk who quickly wears out his welcome
jerk who quickly wears out his welcome
jerk who quickly wears out his welcome got stabbed Tugg friends call me mother
got stabbed Tugg friends call me mother
got stabbed Tugg friends call me mother you hold this room you look fish number
you hold this room you look fish number
you hold this room you look fish number 5 leadership Larry box office but oh
5 leadership Larry box office but oh
5 leadership Larry box office but oh yeah my life’s incredible my carbon
yeah my life’s incredible my carbon
yeah my life’s incredible my carbon imprint is non-existent maybe it’s time
imprint is non-existent maybe it’s time
imprint is non-existent maybe it’s time to let this series go box office bus
to let this series go box office bus
to let this series go box office bus picks up where its predecessor magna cum
picks up where its predecessor magna cum
picks up where its predecessor magna cum laude effed off balling Larry lovage and
laude effed off balling Larry lovage and
laude effed off balling Larry lovage and he helps out his uncle film studio and
he helps out his uncle film studio and
he helps out his uncle film studio and if this doesn’t cry out to me photograph
if this doesn’t cry out to me photograph
if this doesn’t cry out to me photograph I will no one much hypothetically a fun
I will no one much hypothetically a fun
I will no one much hypothetically a fun idea the game its dad off to indulge in
idea the game its dad off to indulge in
idea the game its dad off to indulge in witless jokes about physical appearance
witless jokes about physical appearance
witless jokes about physical appearance and a hodgepodge of gameplay style
and a hodgepodge of gameplay style
and a hodgepodge of gameplay style racing segments platforming open-world
racing segments platforming open-world
racing segments platforming open-world exploration shooting fighting many
exploration shooting fighting many
exploration shooting fighting many genres are represented here but none
genres are represented here but none
genres are represented here but none with any care hey how goes the ball
with any care hey how goes the ball
with any care hey how goes the ball busting Denise say hi to my good nephew
busting Denise say hi to my good nephew
busting Denise say hi to my good nephew here Larry lavage add-on unresponsive
here Larry lavage add-on unresponsive
here Larry lavage add-on unresponsive controls and severe technical issues and
controls and severe technical issues and
controls and severe technical issues and what players have is a game that tries
what players have is a game that tries
what players have is a game that tries to be special it doesn’t even manage to
to be special it doesn’t even manage to
to be special it doesn’t even manage to be competent you don’t get an office
be competent you don’t get an office
be competent you don’t get an office asswipe you’re not going to be doing
asswipe you’re not going to be doing
asswipe you’re not going to be doing much shitting around here
much shitting around here
much shitting around here number four aliens colonial Marines so
number four aliens colonial Marines so
number four aliens colonial Marines so what happened in there this is the bed
what happened in there this is the bed
what happened in there this is the bed as if the Alien franchise didn’t have a
as if the Alien franchise didn’t have a
as if the Alien franchise didn’t have a hard time enough retaining respect this
hard time enough retaining respect this
hard time enough retaining respect this past generation dealt fans a grave blow
past generation dealt fans a grave blow
past generation dealt fans a grave blow with all due respect sir our army shut
with all due respect sir our army shut
with all due respect sir our army shut your goddamn mouth and follow your
your goddamn mouth and follow your
your goddamn mouth and follow your orders colonial marines picked up after
orders colonial marines picked up after
orders colonial marines picked up after the events of the 1986 film and tries to
the events of the 1986 film and tries to
the events of the 1986 film and tries to deliver a fanservice Laden horror
deliver a fanservice Laden horror
deliver a fanservice Laden horror experience unfortunately due in large
experience unfortunately due in large
experience unfortunately due in large part to developer gearboxes misconduct
part to developer gearboxes misconduct
part to developer gearboxes misconduct and poor allocation of funding the game
and poor allocation of funding the game
and poor allocation of funding the game proper is a visually repugnant and
proper is a visually repugnant and
proper is a visually repugnant and mechanically dated mess
mechanically dated mess
mechanically dated mess [Music]
players battle idiotic AI foes while
players battle idiotic AI foes while contending with plentiful bugs and
contending with plentiful bugs and
contending with plentiful bugs and glitches ugly and poorly lit
glitches ugly and poorly lit
glitches ugly and poorly lit environments and a haphazard
environments and a haphazard
environments and a haphazard implementation of franchise not plus
implementation of franchise not plus
implementation of franchise not plus we’ll never forget it’s baffling retcons
we’ll never forget it’s baffling retcons
we’ll never forget it’s baffling retcons what a waste
what a waste
what a waste Neal there’s all these husks in the
Neal there’s all these husks in the
Neal there’s all these husks in the sewers
sewers
sewers what kind of bugs me number three Sonic
what kind of bugs me number three Sonic
what kind of bugs me number three Sonic the Hedgehog
the Hedgehog
the Hedgehog aka sonic oh six good thing yeah we all
aka sonic oh six good thing yeah we all
aka sonic oh six good thing yeah we all knew this one was coming released in the
knew this one was coming released in the
knew this one was coming released in the honor of the 50th anniversary of Sonic’s
honor of the 50th anniversary of Sonic’s
honor of the 50th anniversary of Sonic’s creation Sonic the Hedgehog also known
creation Sonic the Hedgehog also known
creation Sonic the Hedgehog also known as Sonic oh six actively shows disregard
as Sonic oh six actively shows disregard
as Sonic oh six actively shows disregard and wanton disrespect for its mascots
and wanton disrespect for its mascots
and wanton disrespect for its mascots legacy this 3d platformer delivers three
legacy this 3d platformer delivers three
legacy this 3d platformer delivers three over long and poorly designed campaigns
over long and poorly designed campaigns
over long and poorly designed campaigns each bogged down by unresponsive control
each bogged down by unresponsive control
each bogged down by unresponsive control schemes and game breaking glitches
schemes and game breaking glitches
schemes and game breaking glitches [Music]
[Music]
[Music] furthermore the game story is a mess of
furthermore the game story is a mess of
furthermore the game story is a mess of melodramatic segments and its characters
melodramatic segments and its characters
melodramatic segments and its characters both new and old are either annoying
both new and old are either annoying
both new and old are either annoying one-dimensional or annoying and
one-dimensional or annoying and
one-dimensional or annoying and one-dimensional you must eliminate the
one-dimensional you must eliminate the
one-dimensional you must eliminate the individual was awakened abuse a blue
individual was awakened abuse a blue
individual was awakened abuse a blue sticker on top of everything else
sticker on top of everything else
sticker on top of everything else Nanako 6 also teases the audience with
Nanako 6 also teases the audience with
Nanako 6 also teases the audience with hints of a romance between Sonic and the
hints of a romance between Sonic and the
hints of a romance between Sonic and the human princess Alize which is the
human princess Alize which is the
human princess Alize which is the epitome of year
epitome of year
epitome of year [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number cue steel battalion heavy armor
if there was a game of the
if there was a game of the seventh-generation that Illustrated just
seventh-generation that Illustrated just
seventh-generation that Illustrated just how badly the Kinect peripheral failed
how badly the Kinect peripheral failed
how badly the Kinect peripheral failed this is it heavy armor took the complex
this is it heavy armor took the complex
this is it heavy armor took the complex mech stimulation gameplay of the
mech stimulation gameplay of the
mech stimulation gameplay of the original steel battalion and tied it to
original steel battalion and tied it to
original steel battalion and tied it to using both the 360 controller and the
using both the 360 controller and the
using both the 360 controller and the motion control interface of the Kinect
far from proving a seamless transition
far from proving a seamless transition this design choice instead rendered the
this design choice instead rendered the
this design choice instead rendered the game virtually unplayable quick lever
game virtually unplayable quick lever
game virtually unplayable quick lever pulls and button pushes are necessary to
pulls and button pushes are necessary to
pulls and button pushes are necessary to progress yet the often inaccurate nature
progress yet the often inaccurate nature
progress yet the often inaccurate nature of the connect directly impedes this
making matters even worse missions had
making matters even worse missions had unforgivably short length while
unforgivably short length while
unforgivably short length while demanding precise action and the game’s
demanding precise action and the game’s
demanding precise action and the game’s lineup of characters were criticized for
lineup of characters were criticized for
lineup of characters were criticized for playing into unfortunate stereotypes
playing into unfortunate stereotypes
playing into unfortunate stereotypes can I get you a pillow some platinum
can I get you a pillow some platinum
can I get you a pillow some platinum you’re going to stay away from this
you’re going to stay away from this
you’re going to stay away from this mission – what before we get to our
mission – what before we get to our
mission – what before we get to our topic here were a few dishonorable
topic here were a few dishonorable
topic here were a few dishonorable mentions
forget nothing in favor now I have no
forget nothing in favor now I have no idea what you’re talking about
idea what you’re talking about
idea what you’re talking about you’re a vampire a vampire like Tom and
you’re a vampire a vampire like Tom and
you’re a vampire a vampire like Tom and me Yeah right
me Yeah right
me Yeah right number one ride to hell retribution no
number one ride to hell retribution no
number one ride to hell retribution no one quite knows how this game got
one quite knows how this game got
one quite knows how this game got cleared for a physical release but we
cleared for a physical release but we
cleared for a physical release but we all wish it really hadn’t very funny
all wish it really hadn’t very funny
all wish it really hadn’t very funny stuck in developed in limbo for years
stuck in developed in limbo for years
stuck in developed in limbo for years the so called game that was ride to hell
the so called game that was ride to hell
the so called game that was ride to hell proved unbelievably unpleasant on so
proved unbelievably unpleasant on so
proved unbelievably unpleasant on so many levels
many levels
many levels each sequence cycle through poor
each sequence cycle through poor
each sequence cycle through poor approximations of cover based shooting
approximations of cover based shooting
approximations of cover based shooting tracing and third person beat him up
tracing and third person beat him up
tracing and third person beat him up mechanics
it’s open-world design was scrapped in
it’s open-world design was scrapped in favor of an uninspired linear mission
favor of an uninspired linear mission
favor of an uninspired linear mission structure it treated women as objects
structure it treated women as objects
structure it treated women as objects who were down to give it all up after
who were down to give it all up after
who were down to give it all up after being saved from attackers even though
being saved from attackers even though
being saved from attackers even though they don’t exactly take their clothes
they don’t exactly take their clothes
they don’t exactly take their clothes off so it really doesn’t pay off in any
off so it really doesn’t pay off in any
off so it really doesn’t pay off in any respect it’s gross infantile vapid and a
respect it’s gross infantile vapid and a
respect it’s gross infantile vapid and a complete disservice to the medium of
complete disservice to the medium of
complete disservice to the medium of games my shit ain’t cheap but seeing as
games my shit ain’t cheap but seeing as
games my shit ain’t cheap but seeing as how I knew your old man I hope you I do
how I knew your old man I hope you I do
how I knew your old man I hope you I do you agree with our kicks check out these
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