Top 10 Worst 3D Movies

sometimes the third dimension is just an

sometimes the third dimension is just an annoyance this is all the exercise I

annoyance this is all the exercise I

annoyance this is all the exercise I need welcome to watchmojo.com and today

need welcome to watchmojo.com and today

need welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the

we’re counting down our picks for the

we’re counting down our picks for the top ten worst 3d movies

top ten worst 3d movies

top ten worst 3d movies [Music]

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[Music] for this list we’re looking at movies

for this list we’re looking at movies

for this list we’re looking at movies that either utilize 3d technology to

that either utilize 3d technology to

that either utilize 3d technology to pretty dim effect or happen to be

pretty dim effect or happen to be

pretty dim effect or happen to be released in 3d but were bad regardless I

released in 3d but were bad regardless I

released in 3d but were bad regardless I am running it right into the ground

am running it right into the ground

am running it right into the ground these films were looking to rake in the

these films were looking to rake in the

these films were looking to rake in the big bucks with the extra cost of a 3d

big bucks with the extra cost of a 3d

big bucks with the extra cost of a 3d movie ticket but the added price didn’t

movie ticket but the added price didn’t

movie ticket but the added price didn’t mean added quality they careful like you

mean added quality they careful like you

mean added quality they careful like you wish for these films 3d should have been

wish for these films 3d should have been

wish for these films 3d should have been three don’t disclaimer we are actually

three don’t disclaimer we are actually

three don’t disclaimer we are actually presenting the 2d versions of the film’s

presenting the 2d versions of the film’s

presenting the 2d versions of the film’s for a countdown so no need to bust out

for a countdown so no need to bust out

for a countdown so no need to bust out the polarized glasses all you gotta do

the polarized glasses all you gotta do

the polarized glasses all you gotta do is fire up this bad boy

is fire up this bad boy

is fire up this bad boy number 10 resident evil

number 10 resident evil

number 10 resident evil afterlife I’m not on the menu much like

afterlife I’m not on the menu much like

afterlife I’m not on the menu much like the song that never ends this movie

the song that never ends this movie

the song that never ends this movie franchise is persistent hurts doesn’t it

franchise is persistent hurts doesn’t it

franchise is persistent hurts doesn’t it well that’s just the start of the bad

well that’s just the start of the bad

well that’s just the start of the bad news by the end of the third installment

news by the end of the third installment

news by the end of the third installment you’d think the filmmakers would step

you’d think the filmmakers would step

you’d think the filmmakers would step away from the video game turned film

away from the video game turned film

away from the video game turned film series but alas they upped the ante for

series but alas they upped the ante for

series but alas they upped the ante for number four I think technically it’s

number four I think technically it’s

number four I think technically it’s called crashing throwing 3d Tech at a

called crashing throwing 3d Tech at a

called crashing throwing 3d Tech at a faltering franchise is a good way to

faltering franchise is a good way to

faltering franchise is a good way to give it renewed energy but it does

give it renewed energy but it does

give it renewed energy but it does nothing for the film’s likeability or Fe

nothing for the film’s likeability or Fe

nothing for the film’s likeability or Fe storyline afterlife needs less 3d and

storyline afterlife needs less 3d and

storyline afterlife needs less 3d and more of a purpose as in why is that even

more of a purpose as in why is that even

more of a purpose as in why is that even made what is that smell must have heard

made what is that smell must have heard

made what is that smell must have heard up to the sewers number 9 RIPD hey yeah

up to the sewers number 9 RIPD hey yeah

up to the sewers number 9 RIPD hey yeah let’s do this the premise of the film

let’s do this the premise of the film

let’s do this the premise of the film seemed like it might have worked a

seemed like it might have worked a

seemed like it might have worked a couple of Supernatural cops clean up the

couple of Supernatural cops clean up the

couple of Supernatural cops clean up the mean streets in the afterlife plus it’s

mean streets in the afterlife plus it’s

mean streets in the afterlife plus it’s got Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges okay

got Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges okay

got Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges okay unfortunately it turned out to be a

unfortunately it turned out to be a

unfortunately it turned out to be a colossal stinker

colossal stinker

colossal stinker with really useless 3d to boot the

with really useless 3d to boot the

with really useless 3d to boot the special effects in the film seem to

special effects in the film seem to

special effects in the film seem to suffer from what we can only assume was

suffer from what we can only assume was

suffer from what we can only assume was underfunding and the 3d appears to have

underfunding and the 3d appears to have

underfunding and the 3d appears to have been thrown in as an effort to recoup

been thrown in as an effort to recoup

been thrown in as an effort to recoup costs it did not succeed just gonna have

costs it did not succeed just gonna have

costs it did not succeed just gonna have to learn to sit on your regret and pain

to learn to sit on your regret and pain

to learn to sit on your regret and pain until it turns into a dull persistent

until it turns into a dull persistent

until it turns into a dull persistent ache I’m afraid I bring

ache I’m afraid I bring

ache I’m afraid I bring number eight John Carter Tars Tarkas

Tars Tarkas with a budget that can only

Tars Tarkas with a budget that can only be described as wasteful this movie did

be described as wasteful this movie did

be described as wasteful this movie did a full gainer into flop land carpet

a full gainer into flop land carpet

a full gainer into flop land carpet based on its price tag of two hundred

based on its price tag of two hundred

based on its price tag of two hundred and fifty million dollars everything

and fifty million dollars everything

and fifty million dollars everything about John Carter should have been

about John Carter should have been

about John Carter should have been impressive including the 3d however the

impressive including the 3d however the

impressive including the 3d however the 3d is just blah for such a CG heavy film

3d is just blah for such a CG heavy film

3d is just blah for such a CG heavy film you’d think it would fully capitalize on

you’d think it would fully capitalize on

you’d think it would fully capitalize on all of the movie-going delights 3d

all of the movie-going delights 3d

all of the movie-going delights 3d movies can offer instead it just fails

movies can offer instead it just fails

movies can offer instead it just fails to deliver much like the interplanetary

to deliver much like the interplanetary

to deliver much like the interplanetary adventure film itself

adventure film itself

adventure film itself we must not offend check us goal number

we must not offend check us goal number

we must not offend check us goal number seven Alice in Wonderland it’s only

seven Alice in Wonderland it’s only

seven Alice in Wonderland it’s only dream Alice nothing can harm you there

dream Alice nothing can harm you there

dream Alice nothing can harm you there but if you get too frightened can always

but if you get too frightened can always

but if you get too frightened can always wake up like this out on its own it’s

wake up like this out on its own it’s

wake up like this out on its own it’s not a horrible movie Tim Burton’s take

not a horrible movie Tim Burton’s take

not a horrible movie Tim Burton’s take on the Lewis Carroll classic is dark of

on the Lewis Carroll classic is dark of

on the Lewis Carroll classic is dark of course but it’s also brimming with some

course but it’s also brimming with some

course but it’s also brimming with some really interesting visuals and cool

really interesting visuals and cool

really interesting visuals and cool special effects

they honestly could have left it in all

they honestly could have left it in all of its 2d glory but it seems that the

of its 2d glory but it seems that the

of its 2d glory but it seems that the powers that be wanted to jump on the 3d

powers that be wanted to jump on the 3d

powers that be wanted to jump on the 3d bandwagon

bandwagon

bandwagon perhaps I shouldn’t quit side of a shit

perhaps I shouldn’t quit side of a shit

perhaps I shouldn’t quit side of a shit in reality the 3d comes across as an

in reality the 3d comes across as an

in reality the 3d comes across as an afterthought or affectation instead of a

afterthought or affectation instead of a

afterthought or affectation instead of a necessary or even welcome feature you

necessary or even welcome feature you

necessary or even welcome feature you just create the best ticket by the way

just create the best ticket by the way

just create the best ticket by the way Queen CBC Fiat spoon number six Friday

Queen CBC Fiat spoon number six Friday

Queen CBC Fiat spoon number six Friday the 13th part three it makes sense for a

the 13th part three it makes sense for a

the 13th part three it makes sense for a horror movie to want to utilize some fun

horror movie to want to utilize some fun

horror movie to want to utilize some fun 3d elements to highlight their story

that was close

that was close with the prospect of movie blood and axe

with the prospect of movie blood and axe

with the prospect of movie blood and axe wielding murderers lunging at the

wielding murderers lunging at the

wielding murderers lunging at the audience it has all the makings of an

audience it has all the makings of an

audience it has all the makings of an exciting movie going experience

exciting movie going experience

exciting movie going experience unfortunately that didn’t quite pan out

unfortunately that didn’t quite pan out

unfortunately that didn’t quite pan out here you give up what could have

here you give up what could have

here you give up what could have ostensively been a really creative and

ostensively been a really creative and

ostensively been a really creative and thrilling use of 3d just ended up being

thrilling use of 3d just ended up being

thrilling use of 3d just ended up being a gimmick for an otherwise awful film

a gimmick for an otherwise awful film

a gimmick for an otherwise awful film well

well

well first we take our clothes off and then

first we take our clothes off and then

first we take our clothes off and then you get on top of me or or I could get

you get on top of me or or I could get

you get on top of me or or I could get on top of you

on top of you

on top of you take a machete to this one Jason number

take a machete to this one Jason number

take a machete to this one Jason number five Spy Kids 3d game over put on these

five Spy Kids 3d game over put on these

five Spy Kids 3d game over put on these glasses

glasses

glasses the game as far as kids movies go this

the game as far as kids movies go this

the game as far as kids movies go this one is pretty crappy in general I

one is pretty crappy in general I

one is pretty crappy in general I survived not exactly that is your light

survived not exactly that is your light

survived not exactly that is your light chump what I’ve taken heavy damage you

chump what I’ve taken heavy damage you

chump what I’ve taken heavy damage you lose a life what happens when I hit zero

somehow this is the third and a

somehow this is the third and a franchise of similarly bad movies but

franchise of similarly bad movies but

franchise of similarly bad movies but this time they busted out the big guns

this time they busted out the big guns

this time they busted out the big guns with the 3d too bad it wasn’t enough to

with the 3d too bad it wasn’t enough to

with the 3d too bad it wasn’t enough to make the film interesting in any way

make the film interesting in any way

make the film interesting in any way even more surprising there’s a fourth

even more surprising there’s a fourth

even more surprising there’s a fourth installment that makes this flick look

installment that makes this flick look

installment that makes this flick look like Citizen Kane

like Citizen Kane

like Citizen Kane and why we have to watch the baby

and why we have to watch the baby

and why we have to watch the baby technically onward sometimes you’re the

technically onward sometimes you’re the

technically onward sometimes you’re the dog sometimes you’re the baby

dog sometimes you’re the baby

dog sometimes you’re the baby entertainment center it’s conceivable

entertainment center it’s conceivable

entertainment center it’s conceivable that the fish could become computer

that the fish could become computer

that the fish could become computer number four piranha three double D not

number four piranha three double D not

number four piranha three double D not afraid of some punk-ass water this movie

afraid of some punk-ass water this movie

afraid of some punk-ass water this movie somehow did not end up going straight to

somehow did not end up going straight to

somehow did not end up going straight to the sci-fi channel it’s also somehow a

the sci-fi channel it’s also somehow a

the sci-fi channel it’s also somehow a sequel albeit a horrible follow-up to

sequel albeit a horrible follow-up to

sequel albeit a horrible follow-up to its somewhat self-aware predecessor oh

its somewhat self-aware predecessor oh

its somewhat self-aware predecessor oh god man she’s so wet

what doesn’t work this time around isn’t

what doesn’t work this time around isn’t just the vapid storyline or the unfunny

just the vapid storyline or the unfunny

just the vapid storyline or the unfunny jokes remember double D swim screen

jokes remember double D swim screen

jokes remember double D swim screen it’s the notion that 3d boobs were

it’s the notion that 3d boobs were

it’s the notion that 3d boobs were supposed to be enough to lure audiences

supposed to be enough to lure audiences

supposed to be enough to lure audiences in and in this age of internet porn it

in and in this age of internet porn it

in and in this age of internet porn it simply doesn’t measure up number three

simply doesn’t measure up number three

simply doesn’t measure up number three jaws 3d

the first jaws movie was a pretty tough

the first jaws movie was a pretty tough act to follow but somehow Hollywood

act to follow but somehow Hollywood

act to follow but somehow Hollywood found a way

found a way

found a way [Music]

by the time the third one rolled out it

by the time the third one rolled out it seemed the filmmakers pretty much knew

seemed the filmmakers pretty much knew

seemed the filmmakers pretty much knew they were scraping the bottom of the

they were scraping the bottom of the

they were scraping the bottom of the barrel so why not throw in some 3d won’t

barrel so why not throw in some 3d won’t

barrel so why not throw in some 3d won’t take the money and run to Venezuela with

take the money and run to Venezuela with

take the money and run to Venezuela with all my crew get it soon pescado at the

all my crew get it soon pescado at the

all my crew get it soon pescado at the very least it offered something for

very least it offered something for

very least it offered something for audiences to focus on other than the

audiences to focus on other than the

audiences to focus on other than the ridiculousness of the film itself oh did

ridiculousness of the film itself oh did

ridiculousness of the film itself oh did we forget to mention the part about how

we forget to mention the part about how

we forget to mention the part about how it takes place at SeaWorld ridiculous

it takes place at SeaWorld ridiculous

it takes place at SeaWorld ridiculous number two Clash of the Titans this film

number two Clash of the Titans this film

number two Clash of the Titans this film and its follow-up wrath of the Titans

and its follow-up wrath of the Titans

and its follow-up wrath of the Titans went out not with a bang but a whimper

between the Titans lore and Greek

between the Titans lore and Greek mythology there’s more than enough

mythology there’s more than enough

mythology there’s more than enough material to make for a mind-blowing ly

material to make for a mind-blowing ly

material to make for a mind-blowing ly good film and even better 3d effects

what audiences actually got however was

what audiences actually got however was a poorly written script and even worse

a poorly written script and even worse

a poorly written script and even worse 3d insolence as a price it’s fairly

3d insolence as a price it’s fairly

3d insolence as a price it’s fairly clear that the 3d was added to maximize

clear that the 3d was added to maximize

clear that the 3d was added to maximize profits which is an even less compelling

profits which is an even less compelling

profits which is an even less compelling reason to see the film you know what is

reason to see the film you know what is

reason to see the film you know what is compelling though Krakens before we

compelling though Krakens before we

compelling though Krakens before we unveil our top pick here are a few

unveil our top pick here are a few

unveil our top pick here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable

honorable or in this case dishonorable

honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions

feast for my sword a feast for the Guara

feast for my sword a feast for the Guara Pearlie how would you bite out of my

Pearlie how would you bite out of my

Pearlie how would you bite out of my face hey your face out of my blood no

face hey your face out of my blood no

face hey your face out of my blood no school no discipline no rules and most

school no discipline no rules and most

school no discipline no rules and most important no dreams dreams can destroy

important no dreams dreams can destroy

important no dreams dreams can destroy you can’t they my instincts tell me that

you can’t they my instincts tell me that

you can’t they my instincts tell me that so number one The Last Airbender bring

so number one The Last Airbender bring

so number one The Last Airbender bring me all your elderly fans who were

me all your elderly fans who were

me all your elderly fans who were excited about the potential awesomeness

excited about the potential awesomeness

excited about the potential awesomeness of a live-action Avatar movie or soon

of a live-action Avatar movie or soon

of a live-action Avatar movie or soon met with disappointment after

met with disappointment after

met with disappointment after disappointment by the time the movie

disappointment by the time the movie

disappointment by the time the movie actually made it to theaters

actually made it to theaters

actually made it to theaters it was a hot steaming mess of awful why

it was a hot steaming mess of awful why

it was a hot steaming mess of awful why is your hair white young lady you look

is your hair white young lady you look

is your hair white young lady you look very odd nothing about the movie

very odd nothing about the movie

very odd nothing about the movie redeemed it to audiences from it’s bad

redeemed it to audiences from it’s bad

redeemed it to audiences from it’s bad dialogue bad casting and laughable 3d it

dialogue bad casting and laughable 3d it

dialogue bad casting and laughable 3d it wasn’t very smart no amount of special

wasn’t very smart no amount of special

wasn’t very smart no amount of special effects or 3d technology could make up

effects or 3d technology could make up

effects or 3d technology could make up for the fact that this movie probably

for the fact that this movie probably

for the fact that this movie probably shouldn’t have even been made in the

shouldn’t have even been made in the

shouldn’t have even been made in the first place they had his chance and

first place they had his chance and

first place they had his chance and missed it do you agree with our list

missed it do you agree with our list

missed it do you agree with our list what movie do you think had the worst 3d

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