welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 TV Grandpa’s of all time
TV Grandpa’s of all time
TV Grandpa’s of all time how about you and I having a game of
how about you and I having a game of
how about you and I having a game of checkers huh you got a date too for this
checkers huh you got a date too for this
checkers huh you got a date too for this list we’ve looked at any grandfather
list we’ve looked at any grandfather
list we’ve looked at any grandfather figure on TV live-action or animated
figure on TV live-action or animated
figure on TV live-action or animated that has clear interaction with his
that has clear interaction with his
that has clear interaction with his grandchildren for much of his time on
grandchildren for much of his time on
grandchildren for much of his time on screen said you better get upstairs and
screen said you better get upstairs and
screen said you better get upstairs and dry off before you catch pneumonia
dry off before you catch pneumonia
dry off before you catch pneumonia number 10 Grandpa Philip Hey Arnold
grandpa is that Dino spumoni I know free
grandpa is that Dino spumoni I know free you’re interrupting my thinking but
you’re interrupting my thinking but
you’re interrupting my thinking but grandpa I think I’ve got it no you don’t
grandpa I think I’ve got it no you don’t
grandpa I think I’ve got it no you don’t cuz I’ve got it Dino spumoni when you’re
cuz I’ve got it Dino spumoni when you’re
cuz I’ve got it Dino spumoni when you’re a young boy growing up your head is
a young boy growing up your head is
a young boy growing up your head is football shaped and your brains not in
football shaped and your brains not in
football shaped and your brains not in the game a wise old grandpa can really
the game a wise old grandpa can really
the game a wise old grandpa can really help you out you never crash make
help you out you never crash make
help you out you never crash make picking on you again with your big pink
picking on you again with your big pink
picking on you again with your big pink ball and your one eyebrow yeah why does
ball and your one eyebrow yeah why does
ball and your one eyebrow yeah why does she always pick on me grandpa sounds
she always pick on me grandpa sounds
she always pick on me grandpa sounds like maybe he likes you’re not however
like maybe he likes you’re not however
like maybe he likes you’re not however Arnold’s grandpa Phil doesn’t give the
Arnold’s grandpa Phil doesn’t give the
Arnold’s grandpa Phil doesn’t give the greatest advice maybe you could skip
greatest advice maybe you could skip
greatest advice maybe you could skip town and change your identity grow a
town and change your identity grow a
town and change your identity grow a beard and open a blacksmith shop yeah
beard and open a blacksmith shop yeah
beard and open a blacksmith shop yeah that’s no good is it also he’s a little
that’s no good is it also he’s a little
that’s no good is it also he’s a little silly but his old heart is firmly in the
silly but his old heart is firmly in the
silly but his old heart is firmly in the right place and if you don’t think his
right place and if you don’t think his
right place and if you don’t think his grandsons the bee’s knees well you’re in
grandsons the bee’s knees well you’re in
grandsons the bee’s knees well you’re in for it he’s Arnold’s go-to for the highs
for it he’s Arnold’s go-to for the highs
for it he’s Arnold’s go-to for the highs and the lows rights and the wrongs the
and the lows rights and the wrongs the
and the lows rights and the wrongs the birds and the bees he’s an old timer and
birds and the bees he’s an old timer and
birds and the bees he’s an old timer and an all-rounder stop calling me old man
an all-rounder stop calling me old man
an all-rounder stop calling me old man I’m not your old man anybody needs me
I’m not your old man anybody needs me
I’m not your old man anybody needs me I’ll be in my office looking for my old
I’ll be in my office looking for my old
I’ll be in my office looking for my old photo albums remembering times long past
photo albums remembering times long past
photo albums remembering times long past and getting depressed number 9 Russell
and getting depressed number 9 Russell
and getting depressed number 9 Russell Huxtable The Cosby Show and who are you
Huxtable The Cosby Show and who are you
Huxtable The Cosby Show and who are you your father can’t be my father ran away
your father can’t be my father ran away
your father can’t be my father ran away with the circus when I was born he’s
with the circus when I was born he’s
with the circus when I was born he’s back Russell and his wife Anna are the
back Russell and his wife Anna are the
back Russell and his wife Anna are the proud heads of a pretty diverse family
proud heads of a pretty diverse family
proud heads of a pretty diverse family their son is a specialist in all things
their son is a specialist in all things
their son is a specialist in all things pregnancy their daughter-in-law is a
pregnancy their daughter-in-law is a
pregnancy their daughter-in-law is a lawyer
lawyer
lawyer and they’ve got five grandchildren to
and they’ve got five grandchildren to
and they’ve got five grandchildren to contend with Russell though maintains
contend with Russell though maintains
contend with Russell though maintains his composure and keeps his cool through
his composure and keeps his cool through
his composure and keeps his cool through all of that I’m looking forward to it
all of that I’m looking forward to it
all of that I’m looking forward to it myself yes and I’m looking forward to
myself yes and I’m looking forward to
myself yes and I’m looking forward to hearing you play plus he’s a musical man
hearing you play plus he’s a musical man
hearing you play plus he’s a musical man his jazzy back catalogue earned him the
his jazzy back catalogue earned him the
his jazzy back catalogue earned him the nickname slide and he’s a top 10 hit on
nickname slide and he’s a top 10 hit on
nickname slide and he’s a top 10 hit on our list our son you are still not too
our list our son you are still not too
our list our son you are still not too big to go over my knee and dad you never
big to go over my knee and dad you never
big to go over my knee and dad you never put me over your teeth well it’s not too
put me over your teeth well it’s not too
put me over your teeth well it’s not too late to start number 8
late to start number 8
late to start number 8 Sam Dracula count of Transylvania The
Sam Dracula count of Transylvania The
Sam Dracula count of Transylvania The Munsters Herman and I are going to the
Munsters Herman and I are going to the
Munsters Herman and I are going to the beach I’m taking me vampire you know you
beach I’m taking me vampire you know you
beach I’m taking me vampire you know you never enjoy the beach all you ever do
never enjoy the beach all you ever do
never enjoy the beach all you ever do when you get there is bury yourself in
when you get there is bury yourself in
when you get there is bury yourself in the sand a grandfather is old by
the sand a grandfather is old by
the sand a grandfather is old by definition but they aren’t usually this
definition but they aren’t usually this
definition but they aren’t usually this old or this inhuman grandpa’s got a girl
old or this inhuman grandpa’s got a girl
old or this inhuman grandpa’s got a girl Oh father grandpa you haven’t been
Oh father grandpa you haven’t been
Oh father grandpa you haven’t been setting out those traps in the park
setting out those traps in the park
setting out those traps in the park again I told you before it’s not
again I told you before it’s not
again I told you before it’s not neighborly count Sam Dracula was born in
neighborly count Sam Dracula was born in
neighborly count Sam Dracula was born in 1367 he’s been married well over 100
1367 he’s been married well over 100
1367 he’s been married well over 100 times and he has his own laboratory in
times and he has his own laboratory in
times and he has his own laboratory in the basement of Munster mansion
the basement of Munster mansion
the basement of Munster mansion however with unrivaled age does not come
however with unrivaled age does not come
however with unrivaled age does not come unrivaled wisdom and grandpa Munsters
unrivaled wisdom and grandpa Munsters
unrivaled wisdom and grandpa Munsters inventing is often more explosive than
inventing is often more explosive than
inventing is often more explosive than he intends it to be come on already you
he intends it to be come on already you
he intends it to be come on already you know I don’t have a long
roppa
roppa well let him off though because he’s a
well let him off though because he’s a
well let him off though because he’s a vampire
yeah what do you think to the old school
yeah what do you think to the old school number seven Robert jebediah Freeman The
number seven Robert jebediah Freeman The
number seven Robert jebediah Freeman The Boondocks
Boondocks
Boondocks mm-hmm you having that dream where you
mm-hmm you having that dream where you
mm-hmm you having that dream where you made the white people riot watch it but
made the white people riot watch it but
made the white people riot watch it but I was telling the truth how many time
I was telling the truth how many time
I was telling the truth how many time had I told you you better not even dream
had I told you you better not even dream
had I told you you better not even dream about telling white folk the truth as
about telling white folk the truth as
about telling white folk the truth as guardian of Huey and Riley Freeman this
guardian of Huey and Riley Freeman this
guardian of Huey and Riley Freeman this grandpa really has his work cut out for
grandpa really has his work cut out for
grandpa really has his work cut out for him
him
him but learn how the line like me I’m gonna
but learn how the line like me I’m gonna
but learn how the line like me I’m gonna find me a white man and lied to him
find me a white man and lied to him
find me a white man and lied to him right now
right now
right now he’s an ex-fighter pilot and a hardened
he’s an ex-fighter pilot and a hardened
he’s an ex-fighter pilot and a hardened civil rights campaigner that’s what I’m
civil rights campaigner that’s what I’m
civil rights campaigner that’s what I’m talking about right there we don’t use
talking about right there we don’t use
talking about right there we don’t use the N word in this house
the N word in this house
the N word in this house granddad you said the word 46 times
granddad you said the word 46 times
granddad you said the word 46 times yesterday I come hush he’s a tough
yesterday I come hush he’s a tough
yesterday I come hush he’s a tough taskmaster with his grandsons interests
taskmaster with his grandsons interests
taskmaster with his grandsons interests at heart
at heart
at heart there isn’t much that gets past this
there isn’t much that gets past this
there isn’t much that gets past this granddad and there aren’t many problems
granddad and there aren’t many problems
granddad and there aren’t many problems where corporal punishment isn’t the
where corporal punishment isn’t the
where corporal punishment isn’t the answer I don’t have super hearing so I
answer I don’t have super hearing so I
answer I don’t have super hearing so I don’t get why him he may have once sat
don’t get why him he may have once sat
don’t get why him he may have once sat next to Rosa Parks but on this list
next to Rosa Parks but on this list
next to Rosa Parks but on this list he can take center stage yo that mug
he can take center stage yo that mug
he can take center stage yo that mug kill the blind old man with his bare
kill the blind old man with his bare
kill the blind old man with his bare hands
hands
hands now that gangster should I explain to
now that gangster should I explain to
now that gangster should I explain to you in one easy lesson how the world
you in one easy lesson how the world
you in one easy lesson how the world works
works
works number six Tywin Lannister Game of
number six Tywin Lannister Game of
number six Tywin Lannister Game of Thrones I am The King I will punish you
Thrones I am The King I will punish you
Thrones I am The King I will punish you any man who must say I am the king is no
any man who must say I am the king is no
any man who must say I am the king is no true king for this guy the family name
true king for this guy the family name
true king for this guy the family name is everything merciless and controlling
is everything merciless and controlling
is everything merciless and controlling Tywin almost single-handedly built up
Tywin almost single-handedly built up
Tywin almost single-handedly built up the Lannister reputation and much of his
the Lannister reputation and much of his
the Lannister reputation and much of his family is in awe of him for doing so
family is in awe of him for doing so
family is in awe of him for doing so perhaps the puts family first will
perhaps the puts family first will
perhaps the puts family first will always defeat the house that puts the
always defeat the house that puts the
always defeat the house that puts the whims and wishes of its sons and
whims and wishes of its sons and
whims and wishes of its sons and daughters first that being said the clan
daughters first that being said the clan
daughters first that being said the clan is not problem-free he and his son
is not problem-free he and his son
is not problem-free he and his son Tyrion really do not get along he’s poor
Tyrion really do not get along he’s poor
Tyrion really do not get along he’s poor company when he’s sober but he’s better
company when he’s sober but he’s better
company when he’s sober but he’s better at his work he’s the richest man in the
at his work he’s the richest man in the
at his work he’s the richest man in the Seven Kingdoms a war-weary face-on wise
Seven Kingdoms a war-weary face-on wise
Seven Kingdoms a war-weary face-on wise old shoulders and a top contender in
old shoulders and a top contender in
old shoulders and a top contender in this epic game of granddad’s I’m in this
this epic game of granddad’s I’m in this
this epic game of granddad’s I’m in this world a little while longer too
world a little while longer too
world a little while longer too offend the Lannisters to defend my
offend the Lannisters to defend my
offend the Lannisters to defend my blunder number five cotton hill king of
blunder number five cotton hill king of
blunder number five cotton hill king of the hill
the hill
the hill pull the Tigger make some noise you’re
pull the Tigger make some noise you’re
pull the Tigger make some noise you’re never gonna be a war hero like me at a
never gonna be a war hero like me at a
never gonna be a war hero like me at a shoot like that no wonder that kid from
shoot like that no wonder that kid from
shoot like that no wonder that kid from the playground stole your pail colonel
the playground stole your pail colonel
the playground stole your pail colonel cotton hill was a patriotic war vet a
cotton hill was a patriotic war vet a
cotton hill was a patriotic war vet a rampant misogynist and occasionally a
rampant misogynist and occasionally a
rampant misogynist and occasionally a near homicidal maniac
near homicidal maniac
near homicidal maniac he reminds me of this guy I killed oh
he reminds me of this guy I killed oh
he reminds me of this guy I killed oh did I he loved his grandson Bobby more
did I he loved his grandson Bobby more
did I he loved his grandson Bobby more than he ever loved his actual son Hank
than he ever loved his actual son Hank
than he ever loved his actual son Hank oh that’s my grandson and his father and
oh that’s my grandson and his father and
oh that’s my grandson and his father and never really got over losing his shins
never really got over losing his shins
never really got over losing his shins in World War two he led an up-and-down
in World War two he led an up-and-down
in World War two he led an up-and-down life but he’s made it to the midpoint of
life but he’s made it to the midpoint of
life but he’s made it to the midpoint of our list because of his love for his
our list because of his love for his
our list because of his love for his grandchild hey even resentful abusive
grandchild hey even resentful abusive
grandchild hey even resentful abusive chauvinists have feelings somewhere come
chauvinists have feelings somewhere come
chauvinists have feelings somewhere come here dad you’re acting crazy haha I
here dad you’re acting crazy haha I
here dad you’re acting crazy haha I didn’t want you I wanted a boy
didn’t want you I wanted a boy
didn’t want you I wanted a boy yeah no I’m a girl now get down number
yeah no I’m a girl now get down number
yeah no I’m a girl now get down number four Jay Pritchett Modern Family never
four Jay Pritchett Modern Family never
four Jay Pritchett Modern Family never told you some that you love him oh whoa
told you some that you love him oh whoa
told you some that you love him oh whoa when did we jump to love he’s the super
when did we jump to love he’s the super
when did we jump to love he’s the super glue that holds this sticky family
glue that holds this sticky family
glue that holds this sticky family together just about he’s not the he’s
together just about he’s not the he’s
together just about he’s not the he’s not a talker or a hugger once he ran
not a talker or a hugger once he ran
not a talker or a hugger once he ran over my foot with his car – to be fair
over my foot with his car – to be fair
over my foot with his car – to be fair he had just given up smoking but
he had just given up smoking but
he had just given up smoking but basically were buds from the top of a
basically were buds from the top of a
basically were buds from the top of a very convoluted family tree Jay
very convoluted family tree Jay
very convoluted family tree Jay Pritchett maintains tradition and his
Pritchett maintains tradition and his
Pritchett maintains tradition and his dignity while also proving he’s able to
dignity while also proving he’s able to
dignity while also proving he’s able to modernize alongside the younger
modernize alongside the younger
modernize alongside the younger generations we’ll be back at 6:00 and
generations we’ll be back at 6:00 and
generations we’ll be back at 6:00 and we’re taking you to a special birthday
we’re taking you to a special birthday
we’re taking you to a special birthday dinner okay we are Jay I’m sorry kid
dinner okay we are Jay I’m sorry kid
dinner okay we are Jay I’m sorry kid there are some things many things that
there are some things many things that
there are some things many things that occur on this TV show that the head of
occur on this TV show that the head of
occur on this TV show that the head of its table just can’t comprehend but he’s
its table just can’t comprehend but he’s
its table just can’t comprehend but he’s a 21st century senior and he’s a lovable
a 21st century senior and he’s a lovable
a 21st century senior and he’s a lovable laughable legendary Gramps the best
laughable legendary Gramps the best
laughable legendary Gramps the best thing about kissing a girl is you get to
thing about kissing a girl is you get to
thing about kissing a girl is you get to tell your friends the problem is they
tell your friends the problem is they
tell your friends the problem is they never believe you but you had witnesses
never believe you but you had witnesses
never believe you but you had witnesses number three
number three
number three George Bluth senior Arrested Development
George Bluth senior Arrested Development
George Bluth senior Arrested Development pop-pop
pop-pop
pop-pop don’t put in pop-up help pop-pop-pop-pop
don’t put in pop-up help pop-pop-pop-pop
don’t put in pop-up help pop-pop-pop-pop as he’s affectionately known by his
as he’s affectionately known by his
as he’s affectionately known by his grandchildren is about as unlawful as a
grandchildren is about as unlawful as a
grandchildren is about as unlawful as a grandpa can possibly be your grandfather
grandpa can possibly be your grandfather
grandpa can possibly be your grandfather and I went through hell to get here he
and I went through hell to get here he
and I went through hell to get here he had after being arrested he found a
had after being arrested he found a
had after being arrested he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system
loophole in the Mexican judicial system
loophole in the Mexican judicial system in his heyday he made millions selling
in his heyday he made millions selling
in his heyday he made millions selling real estate
real estate
real estate but unfortunately Saddam Hussein was one
but unfortunately Saddam Hussein was one
but unfortunately Saddam Hussein was one of his best customers arrested
of his best customers arrested
of his best customers arrested development follows Bluth senior through
development follows Bluth senior through
development follows Bluth senior through various stages of imprisonment and
various stages of imprisonment and
various stages of imprisonment and depicts his sketchy family relationships
depicts his sketchy family relationships
depicts his sketchy family relationships questionable religious conversions and
questionable religious conversions and
questionable religious conversions and dodgy fashion statements despite all of
dodgy fashion statements despite all of
dodgy fashion statements despite all of this he’s added our bronze medal to the
this he’s added our bronze medal to the
this he’s added our bronze medal to the Bluth mantelpiece oh my god that’s an
Bluth mantelpiece oh my god that’s an
Bluth mantelpiece oh my god that’s an hmm it’s the girl who ripped my heart
hmm it’s the girl who ripped my heart
hmm it’s the girl who ripped my heart out the girl whose face will always be
out the girl whose face will always be
out the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind huh
etched in my mind huh
etched in my mind huh number two Abraham Simpson The Simpsons
number two Abraham Simpson The Simpsons
number two Abraham Simpson The Simpsons what don’t appealing about hearing your
what don’t appealing about hearing your
what don’t appealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex hi at six
elderly father talk about sex hi at six
elderly father talk about sex hi at six yeah as far as TV grandpa’s are
yeah as far as TV grandpa’s are
yeah as far as TV grandpa’s are concerned there are few that are as
concerned there are few that are as
concerned there are few that are as long-serving or as well loved as Abe
long-serving or as well loved as Abe
long-serving or as well loved as Abe Simpson quit your daydreaming melon head
Simpson quit your daydreaming melon head
Simpson quit your daydreaming melon head quits your day cream and melon head
quits your day cream and melon head
quits your day cream and melon head grandfather to Bart Lisa and Maggie
grandfather to Bart Lisa and Maggie
grandfather to Bart Lisa and Maggie grandpa Simpson is the heart of hearing
grandpa Simpson is the heart of hearing
grandpa Simpson is the heart of hearing always sleeping often confused but
always sleeping often confused but
always sleeping often confused but sometimes surprising senior patriarch of
sometimes surprising senior patriarch of
sometimes surprising senior patriarch of televisions favorite cartoon family he
televisions favorite cartoon family he
televisions favorite cartoon family he was married to a hippie he was in the
was married to a hippie he was in the
was married to a hippie he was in the army with mr. burns and he had an affair
army with mr. burns and he had an affair
army with mr. burns and he had an affair with his sons wife’s mother you know you
with his sons wife’s mother you know you
with his sons wife’s mother you know you remind me of a poem I can’t remember and
remind me of a poem I can’t remember and
remind me of a poem I can’t remember and his dong that may never have existed in
his dong that may never have existed in
his dong that may never have existed in a placed I’m not sure I’ve ever been to
a placed I’m not sure I’ve ever been to
a placed I’m not sure I’ve ever been to a so sweet oh I feel funny it’s been a
a so sweet oh I feel funny it’s been a
a so sweet oh I feel funny it’s been a colorful life for this yellow old timer
colorful life for this yellow old timer
colorful life for this yellow old timer those are my medical samples hands off
those are my medical samples hands off
those are my medical samples hands off your bigbluebutton ski hmm blood bios
your bigbluebutton ski hmm blood bios
your bigbluebutton ski hmm blood bios spinal fluid blood other phlegm
spinal fluid blood other phlegm
spinal fluid blood other phlegm miscellaneous poos before we unveil our
miscellaneous poos before we unveil our
miscellaneous poos before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable mentions
mentions
mentions difference between a telephone operator
difference between a telephone operator
difference between a telephone operator and a nurse now what’s the difference
and a nurse now what’s the difference
and a nurse now what’s the difference clock one has patient answers and the
clock one has patient answers and the
clock one has patient answers and the other answers patient someone is talking
other answers patient someone is talking
other answers patient someone is talking Mike and they’re coming for you right
Mike and they’re coming for you right
Mike and they’re coming for you right now
I’m gonna get some coffee and number one
I’m gonna get some coffee and number one Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond dad
Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond dad
Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond dad those nachos were for me I like cheese
those nachos were for me I like cheese
those nachos were for me I like cheese you knew the risks holy crap he’s the
you knew the risks holy crap he’s the
you knew the risks holy crap he’s the granddaddy of them all Everybody Loves
granddaddy of them all Everybody Loves
granddaddy of them all Everybody Loves Raymond but we’ve also got a soft spot
Raymond but we’ve also got a soft spot
Raymond but we’ve also got a soft spot for his father Frank now a nurse will be
for his father Frank now a nurse will be
for his father Frank now a nurse will be in at the end of the day to give you
in at the end of the day to give you
in at the end of the day to give you your discharge papers papers don’t you
your discharge papers papers don’t you
your discharge papers papers don’t you guys have bedpans anymore a real man’s
guys have bedpans anymore a real man’s
guys have bedpans anymore a real man’s man he’s outspoken and often outrageous
man he’s outspoken and often outrageous
man he’s outspoken and often outrageous yeah let’s cool these two Lee and Stan
yeah let’s cool these two Lee and Stan
yeah let’s cool these two Lee and Stan and that big one with his mouth open
and that big one with his mouth open
and that big one with his mouth open would call Murray he’s stubborn but
would call Murray he’s stubborn but
would call Murray he’s stubborn but sometimes sensitive he’s the type of
sometimes sensitive he’s the type of
sometimes sensitive he’s the type of grandfather that’ll discipline the kids
grandfather that’ll discipline the kids
grandfather that’ll discipline the kids in the morning and take him to happy
in the morning and take him to happy
in the morning and take him to happy zone in the afternoon he won’t like to
zone in the afternoon he won’t like to
zone in the afternoon he won’t like to admit it but there’s a heart of gold in
admit it but there’s a heart of gold in
admit it but there’s a heart of gold in there somewhere which is convenient
there somewhere which is convenient
there somewhere which is convenient because he’s taken first place end of
because he’s taken first place end of
because he’s taken first place end of the month he’s got a quarter you hit my
the month he’s got a quarter you hit my
the month he’s got a quarter you hit my patrol car I’m your father I don’t care
patrol car I’m your father I don’t care
patrol car I’m your father I don’t care if I kill the guy you’re supposed to
if I kill the guy you’re supposed to
if I kill the guy you’re supposed to look the other way do you agree with our
look the other way do you agree with our
look the other way do you agree with our list right which golden oldie did we
list right which golden oldie did we
list right which golden oldie did we forget you don’t secretly smoke do you
forget you don’t secretly smoke do you
forget you don’t secretly smoke do you no so it’s just your mother thing for
no so it’s just your mother thing for
no so it’s just your mother thing for more vintage top 10s published every day
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now why don’t you just turn around go
now why don’t you just turn around go back to bed and no one gets hurt
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