Top 10 TV Feuds

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they sure do make for entertaining

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way you’re looking at me right now welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 TV feuds

TV feuds

TV feuds it wasn’t Stone Cold Steve Austin that

it wasn’t Stone Cold Steve Austin that

it wasn’t Stone Cold Steve Austin that screwed Vince McMahon but it was Vince

screwed Vince McMahon but it was Vince

screwed Vince McMahon but it was Vince McMahon that screwed Vince McMahon for

McMahon that screwed Vince McMahon for

McMahon that screwed Vince McMahon for this list we’re taking a look at states

this list we’re taking a look at states

this list we’re taking a look at states of conflict between two small screen

of conflict between two small screen

of conflict between two small screen characters that can’t stand each other

characters that can’t stand each other

characters that can’t stand each other or flat-out hate each other miserable

or flat-out hate each other miserable

or flat-out hate each other miserable bitch whether these feuds are played for

bitch whether these feuds are played for

bitch whether these feuds are played for Laughs or drama it’s a mess when these

Laughs or drama it’s a mess when these

Laughs or drama it’s a mess when these people are in the same room together you

people are in the same room together you

people are in the same room together you can’t play on my feelings I don’t have

can’t play on my feelings I don’t have

can’t play on my feelings I don’t have any we’ve excluded animated feuds

any we’ve excluded animated feuds

any we’ve excluded animated feuds because they’ve already been represented

because they’ve already been represented

because they’ve already been represented on our list of the top ten cartoon

on our list of the top ten cartoon

on our list of the top ten cartoon rivalries my entire family is very

rivalries my entire family is very

rivalries my entire family is very touched number 10

touched number 10

touched number 10 Phil Dunphy versus Gil Thorpe Modern

Phil Dunphy versus Gil Thorpe Modern

Phil Dunphy versus Gil Thorpe Modern Family prepare to fill the agony of done

Family prepare to fill the agony of done

Family prepare to fill the agony of done feat Bob James

feat Bob James

feat Bob James this feud follows a classic sitcom trope

this feud follows a classic sitcom trope

this feud follows a classic sitcom trope with Phil Dunphy being the bumbling nice

with Phil Dunphy being the bumbling nice

with Phil Dunphy being the bumbling nice guy and Gil Thorpe being his slick

guy and Gil Thorpe being his slick

guy and Gil Thorpe being his slick conceited nemesis Oh Dunphy I can play

conceited nemesis Oh Dunphy I can play

conceited nemesis Oh Dunphy I can play you like a ukulele coz you’re small

you like a ukulele coz you’re small

you like a ukulele coz you’re small dainty as opposing real estate agents

dainty as opposing real estate agents

dainty as opposing real estate agents Phil and Gil have been business rivals

Phil and Gil have been business rivals

Phil and Gil have been business rivals for years history is full of great

for years history is full of great

for years history is full of great rivalries Athens and Sparta Kerrigan and

rivalries Athens and Sparta Kerrigan and

rivalries Athens and Sparta Kerrigan and Harding Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe in

Harding Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe in

Harding Phil Dunphy and Gil Thorpe in this scenario he’s the Tonya I’m the

this scenario he’s the Tonya I’m the

this scenario he’s the Tonya I’m the Nancy their competition gets personal

Nancy their competition gets personal

Nancy their competition gets personal however when Gil crosses paths with a

however when Gil crosses paths with a

however when Gil crosses paths with a member of Phil’s family

member of Phil’s family

member of Phil’s family I just want make sure it’s okay that

I just want make sure it’s okay that

I just want make sure it’s okay that your wife calls me boss

your wife calls me boss

your wife calls me boss goodbye hold on I’m just messing with

goodbye hold on I’m just messing with

goodbye hold on I’m just messing with you although I do think your wife’s

you although I do think your wife’s

you although I do think your wife’s gonna enjoy being under me their

gonna enjoy being under me their

gonna enjoy being under me their opposition might sound familiar but you

opposition might sound familiar but you

opposition might sound familiar but you can always count on modern family to put

can always count on modern family to put

can always count on modern family to put a fresh spin on an old concept with

a fresh spin on an old concept with

a fresh spin on an old concept with inspired twists witty dialogue and great

inspired twists witty dialogue and great

inspired twists witty dialogue and great chemistry between some perfectly

chemistry between some perfectly

chemistry between some perfectly cast comedic actors you pass up on this

cast comedic actors you pass up on this

cast comedic actors you pass up on this you’re gonna regret it I don’t know the

you’re gonna regret it I don’t know the

you’re gonna regret it I don’t know the meaning of the word regret Oh

meaning of the word regret Oh

meaning of the word regret Oh french toast double bacon egg white

french toast double bacon egg white

french toast double bacon egg white straight toast jarred number nine

straight toast jarred number nine

straight toast jarred number nine Francis J Frank Underwood vs. Raymond

Francis J Frank Underwood vs. Raymond

Francis J Frank Underwood vs. Raymond tusk house of cards mr. vice president

tusk house of cards mr. vice president

tusk house of cards mr. vice president normally I would ignore your call but I

normally I would ignore your call but I

normally I would ignore your call but I am in a good mood today

am in a good mood today

am in a good mood today not even you could run it while Frank

not even you could run it while Frank

not even you could run it while Frank Underwood is one of the craftiest

Underwood is one of the craftiest

Underwood is one of the craftiest anti-heroes ever to grace the small

anti-heroes ever to grace the small

anti-heroes ever to grace the small screen house of cards would get really

screen house of cards would get really

screen house of cards would get really boring if you were the only snake in the

boring if you were the only snake in the

boring if you were the only snake in the White House’s garden the president is

White House’s garden the president is

White House’s garden the president is like a lone tree in an empty field he

like a lone tree in an empty field he

like a lone tree in an empty field he leans whichever way the wind is blowing

leans whichever way the wind is blowing

leans whichever way the wind is blowing and right now Raymond tusk blows far too

and right now Raymond tusk blows far too

and right now Raymond tusk blows far too strong from the West Frank finds a

strong from the West Frank finds a

strong from the West Frank finds a worthy adversary and Raymond tusk a

worthy adversary and Raymond tusk a

worthy adversary and Raymond tusk a billionaire with a strong grip on

billionaire with a strong grip on

billionaire with a strong grip on president Garrett Walker wonderful come

president Garrett Walker wonderful come

president Garrett Walker wonderful come on in if Frank is gonna move up the

on in if Frank is gonna move up the

on in if Frank is gonna move up the ladder you’ll have to knock tusk down a

ladder you’ll have to knock tusk down a

ladder you’ll have to knock tusk down a peg I don’t blame you for being

peg I don’t blame you for being

peg I don’t blame you for being two-faced Raymond it’s good politics as

two-faced Raymond it’s good politics as

two-faced Raymond it’s good politics as long as you don’t get caught at it now

long as you don’t get caught at it now

long as you don’t get caught at it now Frank if you think that I it’s okay

Frank if you think that I it’s okay

Frank if you think that I it’s okay Raymond Jesus forgives you Frank and

Raymond Jesus forgives you Frank and

Raymond Jesus forgives you Frank and Raymond’s tug of war over the president

Raymond’s tug of war over the president

Raymond’s tug of war over the president is practically Shakespearean both men

is practically Shakespearean both men

is practically Shakespearean both men equally cunning in their pursuits of

equally cunning in their pursuits of

equally cunning in their pursuits of power you cannot bully your way back to

power you cannot bully your way back to

power you cannot bully your way back to the table Raymond just as you cannot by

the table Raymond just as you cannot by

the table Raymond just as you cannot by the keys to Congress best of luck

the keys to Congress best of luck

the keys to Congress best of luck keeping your majority in the house I

keeping your majority in the house I

keeping your majority in the house I know how much it means to you number

know how much it means to you number

know how much it means to you number eight Dexter Morgan versus James Doakes

eight Dexter Morgan versus James Doakes

eight Dexter Morgan versus James Doakes Dexter what the hell you been

Dexter what the hell you been

Dexter what the hell you been crime scene surrounded by mostly

crime scene surrounded by mostly

crime scene surrounded by mostly oblivious coworkers the only person who

oblivious coworkers the only person who

oblivious coworkers the only person who sees there’s something darker behind

sees there’s something darker behind

sees there’s something darker behind Dexter Morgan’s mild mannered exterior

Dexter Morgan’s mild mannered exterior

Dexter Morgan’s mild mannered exterior is sergeant James Doakes do you move on

is sergeant James Doakes do you move on

is sergeant James Doakes do you move on creeps you know that Dexter yeah I know

creeps you know that Dexter yeah I know

creeps you know that Dexter yeah I know sorry about that although we should root

sorry about that although we should root

sorry about that although we should root for the cop to catch the serial killer

for the cop to catch the serial killer

for the cop to catch the serial killer the audience oddly sympathizes with both

the audience oddly sympathizes with both

the audience oddly sympathizes with both men practice practice practice

men practice practice practice

men practice practice practice lanes open till midnight you want to

lanes open till midnight you want to

lanes open till midnight you want to join me once trying to live with his

join me once trying to live with his

join me once trying to live with his Dark Passenger and the others just

Dark Passenger and the others just

Dark Passenger and the others just upholding the law ordered some furniture

upholding the law ordered some furniture

upholding the law ordered some furniture from Thailand I was waiting for it to be

from Thailand I was waiting for it to be

from Thailand I was waiting for it to be delivered as Doakes gets closer to the

delivered as Doakes gets closer to the

delivered as Doakes gets closer to the truth though it becomes clear that one

truth though it becomes clear that one

truth though it becomes clear that one of them will have to go down you’re

of them will have to go down you’re

of them will have to go down you’re connected to this I don’t know how but

connected to this I don’t know how but

connected to this I don’t know how but I’m gonna find out and some of what I

I’m gonna find out and some of what I

I’m gonna find out and some of what I find is gonna stick to us given a

find is gonna stick to us given a

find is gonna stick to us given a difficult choice we can’t help but hope

difficult choice we can’t help but hope

difficult choice we can’t help but hope Dexter is the last man standing Doug

Dexter is the last man standing Doug

Dexter is the last man standing Doug said I had two choices kill him or let

said I had two choices kill him or let

said I had two choices kill him or let him go but he neglected to look behind

him go but he neglected to look behind

him go but he neglected to look behind door number three hand him over to the

door number three hand him over to the

door number three hand him over to the FBI gift-wrapped number seven alicia

FBI gift-wrapped number seven alicia

FBI gift-wrapped number seven alicia florrick versus will Gardner The Good

florrick versus will Gardner The Good

florrick versus will Gardner The Good Wife will Alicia hey the relationship

Wife will Alicia hey the relationship

Wife will Alicia hey the relationship between these lawyers goes through a

between these lawyers goes through a

between these lawyers goes through a number of status updates over the years

number of status updates over the years

number of status updates over the years one season their co-workers the next

one season their co-workers the next

one season their co-workers the next their lovers and then their rivals well

their lovers and then their rivals well

their lovers and then their rivals well you were suspended because of this kind

you were suspended because of this kind

you were suspended because of this kind of nonsense

of nonsense

of nonsense get her the files or be sanctioned

get her the files or be sanctioned

get her the files or be sanctioned having helped the unemployable Alicia

having helped the unemployable Alicia

having helped the unemployable Alicia get back on her feet will is infuriated

get back on her feet will is infuriated

get back on her feet will is infuriated when she steals his clients to start her

when she steals his clients to start her

when she steals his clients to start her own firm

own firm

own firm Diane discovered Alicia was planning to

Diane discovered Alicia was planning to

Diane discovered Alicia was planning to leave with Cary agos and several of our

leave with Cary agos and several of our

leave with Cary agos and several of our top client rich clients we’re trying to

top client rich clients we’re trying to

top client rich clients we’re trying to find out now all those in favor of her

find out now all those in favor of her

find out now all those in favor of her leaving Alicia Florrick of her duties

leaving Alicia Florrick of her duties

leaving Alicia Florrick of her duties feelings are tested sides are picked and

feelings are tested sides are picked and

feelings are tested sides are picked and practically everything is fair game now

practically everything is fair game now

practically everything is fair game now this was never meant personally I don’t

this was never meant personally I don’t

this was never meant personally I don’t give a damn

however buried under all that bitterness

however buried under all that bitterness will and Alicia’s still care for one

will and Alicia’s still care for one

will and Alicia’s still care for one another

another

another Thanks hey we might have our differences

Thanks hey we might have our differences

Thanks hey we might have our differences but you’re the better lawyer

but you’re the better lawyer

but you’re the better lawyer I am Juana any hope for will Isha is

I am Juana any hope for will Isha is

I am Juana any hope for will Isha is gunned down however one tragic day in

gunned down however one tragic day in

gunned down however one tragic day in court he’s home paramedics number six

court he’s home paramedics number six

court he’s home paramedics number six Sheldon Cooper vs. Barry Kripke the Big

Sheldon Cooper vs. Barry Kripke the Big

Sheldon Cooper vs. Barry Kripke the Big Bang Theory we accept your challenge

Bang Theory we accept your challenge

Bang Theory we accept your challenge name a time and place tomorrow three

name a time and place tomorrow three

name a time and place tomorrow three o’clock the kinetics WAB make it so

o’clock the kinetics WAB make it so

o’clock the kinetics WAB make it so you’d expect somebody as nerdy as

you’d expect somebody as nerdy as

you’d expect somebody as nerdy as Sheldon Cooper to get regularly picked

Sheldon Cooper to get regularly picked

Sheldon Cooper to get regularly picked on would you say to the idea of you and

on would you say to the idea of you and

on would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends I would say I have no

I becoming friends I would say I have no

I becoming friends I would say I have no one twisting becoming your friend you

one twisting becoming your friend you

one twisting becoming your friend you wouldn’t expect a fellow nerd with a

wouldn’t expect a fellow nerd with a

wouldn’t expect a fellow nerd with a speech impediment to be the source of

speech impediment to be the source of

speech impediment to be the source of that criticism Thank You Kripke for

that criticism Thank You Kripke for

that criticism Thank You Kripke for depriving me of the opportunity to share

depriving me of the opportunity to share

depriving me of the opportunity to share my news with my friends my pleasure

my news with my friends my pleasure

my news with my friends my pleasure Barry Kripke doesn’t let his disability

Barry Kripke doesn’t let his disability

Barry Kripke doesn’t let his disability stand in the way of him being

stand in the way of him being

stand in the way of him being consistently cocky

consistently cocky

consistently cocky especially when around Sheldon well if

especially when around Sheldon well if

especially when around Sheldon well if you have any delusions about entering

you have any delusions about entering

you have any delusions about entering maquettes my robot equipped equip ler in

maquettes my robot equipped equip ler in

maquettes my robot equipped equip ler in the Southern California robot fighting

the Southern California robot fighting

the Southern California robot fighting League round robin invitational aka the

League round robin invitational aka the

League round robin invitational aka the SCIF LOL i his name is going to be squat

SCIF LOL i his name is going to be squat

SCIF LOL i his name is going to be squat metal although both are highly

metal although both are highly

metal although both are highly intelligent Kripke is definitely more

intelligent Kripke is definitely more

intelligent Kripke is definitely more quick-witted than Sheldon when it comes

quick-witted than Sheldon when it comes

quick-witted than Sheldon when it comes to put downs and pranks

you whether they’re in competition or

you whether they’re in competition or forced to work together the two are

forced to work together the two are

forced to work together the two are bound to make a big bang where do we

bound to make a big bang where do we

bound to make a big bang where do we have a micro controlled plasma

number five Rick Grimes versus the

number five Rick Grimes versus the governor the walking dead I thought you

governor the walking dead I thought you

governor the walking dead I thought you were a cop not a lawyer either way I

were a cop not a lawyer either way I

were a cop not a lawyer either way I don’t pretend to be governor if The

don’t pretend to be governor if The

don’t pretend to be governor if The Walking Dead has taught us anything it’s

Walking Dead has taught us anything it’s

Walking Dead has taught us anything it’s that you should never trust anybody

that you should never trust anybody

that you should never trust anybody during a walker apocalypse service the

during a walker apocalypse service the

during a walker apocalypse service the false apostles of righteousness they

false apostles of righteousness they

false apostles of righteousness they don’t deserve this thing deserve

don’t deserve this thing deserve

don’t deserve this thing deserve paradise Thank You Gabriel Rick’s group

paradise Thank You Gabriel Rick’s group

paradise Thank You Gabriel Rick’s group should have run for the hills upon

should have run for the hills upon

should have run for the hills upon meeting the governor who oversees a

meeting the governor who oversees a

meeting the governor who oversees a prison disguised as a human civilization

prison disguised as a human civilization

prison disguised as a human civilization camp although he looks like a charmer at

camp although he looks like a charmer at

camp although he looks like a charmer at first this sadistic tyrant has skeletons

first this sadistic tyrant has skeletons

first this sadistic tyrant has skeletons and zombies in his closet literally and

and zombies in his closet literally and

and zombies in his closet literally and now you’re gonna die and you gonna turn

now you’re gonna die and you gonna turn

now you’re gonna die and you gonna turn and you’re gonna tear the flesh from our

and you’re gonna tear the flesh from our

and you’re gonna tear the flesh from our bone as he sinks deeper into insanity

bone as he sinks deeper into insanity

bone as he sinks deeper into insanity Rick needs to rise up and lead his

Rick needs to rise up and lead his

Rick needs to rise up and lead his people to safety

with the governor on his trail

with the governor on his trail the undead become the least of Rick’s

the undead become the least of Rick’s

the undead become the least of Rick’s worries restitution for your own lack of

worries restitution for your own lack of

worries restitution for your own lack of inside

but failing to see the devil beside you

but failing to see the devil beside you oh I see him all right number four

oh I see him all right number four

oh I see him all right number four Walter White vs. Gustavo Gus fring

Walter White vs. Gustavo Gus fring

Walter White vs. Gustavo Gus fring Breaking Bad well get back to work

Breaking Bad well get back to work

Breaking Bad well get back to work Walton Gus could have shared a

Walton Gus could have shared a

Walton Gus could have shared a prosperous partnership and friendship

prosperous partnership and friendship

prosperous partnership and friendship after a am disagreement though the two

after a am disagreement though the two

after a am disagreement though the two become mortal enemies isn’t it obvious

become mortal enemies isn’t it obvious

become mortal enemies isn’t it obvious to you what Gus is planning he’s going

to you what Gus is planning he’s going

to you what Gus is planning he’s going to use you to replace me as both are

to use you to replace me as both are

to use you to replace me as both are incredibly sneaky you’re never sure what

incredibly sneaky you’re never sure what

incredibly sneaky you’re never sure what either of these men is gonna do next

either of these men is gonna do next

either of these men is gonna do next every time it seems that Walt has the

every time it seems that Walt has the

every time it seems that Walt has the upper hand it turns out Gus is a step

upper hand it turns out Gus is a step

upper hand it turns out Gus is a step ahead Gus yes he has been ten steps

ahead Gus yes he has been ten steps

ahead Gus yes he has been ten steps ahead of me at every turn all we know is

ahead of me at every turn all we know is

ahead of me at every turn all we know is that one will eventually be king of a

that one will eventually be king of a

that one will eventually be king of a castle and the other will be exposed as

castle and the other will be exposed as

castle and the other will be exposed as a two-faced monster see what we did

a two-faced monster see what we did

a two-faced monster see what we did there

their rivalry made season four of

their rivalry made season four of Breaking Bad nothing short of

Breaking Bad nothing short of

Breaking Bad nothing short of exhilarating damn right Gus had to go

number three

number three drew alison carey versus Mimi Bobeck The

drew alison carey versus Mimi Bobeck The

drew alison carey versus Mimi Bobeck The Drew Carey Show Oh drew Oh Mimi

Drew Carey Show Oh drew Oh Mimi

Drew Carey Show Oh drew Oh Mimi I thought I felt death nearby although

I thought I felt death nearby although

I thought I felt death nearby although Mimi wasn’t originally intended to be a

Mimi wasn’t originally intended to be a

Mimi wasn’t originally intended to be a major part of the Drew Carey Show she

major part of the Drew Carey Show she

major part of the Drew Carey Show she quickly became the title character’s

quickly became the title character’s

quickly became the title character’s main antagonist you’re in really big

main antagonist you’re in really big

main antagonist you’re in really big trouble you know that I didn’t come in

trouble you know that I didn’t come in

trouble you know that I didn’t come in here to be insulted by some crew-cut

here to be insulted by some crew-cut

here to be insulted by some crew-cut jerk when thinks this job is old

jerk when thinks this job is old

jerk when thinks this job is old personal beauty contest you’re a pig

personal beauty contest you’re a pig

personal beauty contest you’re a pig Mimi is constantly poking her nose into

Mimi is constantly poking her nose into

Mimi is constantly poking her nose into Drew’s business playing pranks on him

Drew’s business playing pranks on him

Drew’s business playing pranks on him and taking shots at his weight despite

and taking shots at his weight despite

and taking shots at his weight despite the fact that she’s no stick then model

the fact that she’s no stick then model

the fact that she’s no stick then model herself you know separately or nothing

herself you know separately or nothing

herself you know separately or nothing but together we’re 800 pounds of trouble

all right I’m in for 120 loud obnoxious

all right I’m in for 120 loud obnoxious and wearing way too much makeup Mimi is

and wearing way too much makeup Mimi is

and wearing way too much makeup Mimi is the last person you’d want to be office

the last person you’d want to be office

the last person you’d want to be office rivals with no no need to apologize

rivals with no no need to apologize

rivals with no no need to apologize hello miss Bobek well what is that mold

hello miss Bobek well what is that mold

hello miss Bobek well what is that mold made joke screw you go to hell she is a

made joke screw you go to hell she is a

made joke screw you go to hell she is a hilarious comedic foil for drew

hilarious comedic foil for drew

hilarious comedic foil for drew nevertheless showing little restraint in

nevertheless showing little restraint in

nevertheless showing little restraint in her venture to make him miserable what

her venture to make him miserable what

her venture to make him miserable what are you bothering me for can’t get laid

are you bothering me for can’t get laid

are you bothering me for can’t get laid here either

here either

here either number two Jerry Seinfeld vs. Newman

number two Jerry Seinfeld vs. Newman

number two Jerry Seinfeld vs. Newman Seinfeld hello Jerry

Seinfeld hello Jerry

Seinfeld hello Jerry I know the way Jerry greets Newman every

I know the way Jerry greets Newman every

I know the way Jerry greets Newman every time he walks into his apartment sums up

time he walks into his apartment sums up

time he walks into his apartment sums up all the animosity these neighbors share

all the animosity these neighbors share

all the animosity these neighbors share for one another

for one another

for one another Liz no need to get excited can we

Liz no need to get excited can we

Liz no need to get excited can we discuss this like gentlemen no we can’t

discuss this like gentlemen no we can’t

discuss this like gentlemen no we can’t my skin is crawling just being inside

my skin is crawling just being inside

my skin is crawling just being inside your little back it’s never been

your little back it’s never been

your little back it’s never been revealed how the two grew to despise

revealed how the two grew to despise

revealed how the two grew to despise each other so much all we need to know

each other so much all we need to know

each other so much all we need to know is that nothing brings the slimy Newman

is that nothing brings the slimy Newman

is that nothing brings the slimy Newman more joy than causing trouble for Jerry

more joy than causing trouble for Jerry

more joy than causing trouble for Jerry to live a nice seeing you again Margaret

to live a nice seeing you again Margaret

to live a nice seeing you again Margaret bye Jerry

whether Jerry’s cheating on his barber

whether Jerry’s cheating on his barber or making out during Schindler’s List

or making out during Schindler’s List

or making out during Schindler’s List you can bet Newman will be there to

you can bet Newman will be there to

you can bet Newman will be there to squeal on him but we have to spell it

squeal on him but we have to spell it

squeal on him but we have to spell it out for you he was moving on her like

out for you he was moving on her like

out for you he was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland never has

the stormtroopers into Poland never has

the stormtroopers into Poland never has a feud been so trivial and yet so heated

a feud been so trivial and yet so heated

a feud been so trivial and yet so heated that’s a powerful film yes

that’s a powerful film yes

that’s a powerful film yes shocking brutality don’t you think

shocking brutality don’t you think

shocking brutality don’t you think shocking yeah well that was nothing

shocking yeah well that was nothing

shocking yeah well that was nothing before we go head-to-head with our top

before we go head-to-head with our top

before we go head-to-head with our top pick here are some honorable mentions

pick here are some honorable mentions

pick here are some honorable mentions there’s one thing I learned from you

there’s one thing I learned from you

there’s one thing I learned from you jack it’s keep your friends close and

jack it’s keep your friends close and

jack it’s keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you’re almost

your enemies so close that you’re almost

your enemies so close that you’re almost kissing hmm bottom line she made the

kissing hmm bottom line she made the

kissing hmm bottom line she made the night you yes you’re weird and tonsure

night you yes you’re weird and tonsure

night you yes you’re weird and tonsure without hands bestirred it’s an old

without hands bestirred it’s an old

without hands bestirred it’s an old story really good versus bad right

story really good versus bad right

story really good versus bad right versus wrong the dark side versus the

versus wrong the dark side versus the

versus wrong the dark side versus the light I don’t want to see you good I

light I don’t want to see you good I

light I don’t want to see you good I want to beat the crap out of you that’s

want to beat the crap out of you that’s

want to beat the crap out of you that’s good

good

good I’ll tell you why you’re a bully I have

I’ll tell you why you’re a bully I have

I’ll tell you why you’re a bully I have no interest in dating you sue you’re a

no interest in dating you sue you’re a

no interest in dating you sue you’re a bully and you’re mean to kids that means

bully and you’re mean to kids that means

bully and you’re mean to kids that means everyone yeah well fine consider this a

everyone yeah well fine consider this a

everyone yeah well fine consider this a little taste of what you love dishing

little taste of what you love dishing

little taste of what you love dishing out where’s Kate she’s fine just put

out where’s Kate she’s fine just put

out where’s Kate she’s fine just put down I’m not putting down anything do

down I’m not putting down anything do

down I’m not putting down anything do you want him to die put it down

you want him to die put it down

you want him to die put it down number one Dwight Schrute versus Jim

number one Dwight Schrute versus Jim

number one Dwight Schrute versus Jim Halpert the office you put my stuff in

Halpert the office you put my stuff in

Halpert the office you put my stuff in jello again although Jim and Dwight are

jello again although Jim and Dwight are

jello again although Jim and Dwight are full grown men in a professional

full grown men in a professional

full grown men in a professional workplace their ongoing feud is more

workplace their ongoing feud is more

workplace their ongoing feud is more like something from a playground seven

like something from a playground seven

like something from a playground seven out of ten attacks are from the rear

out of ten attacks are from the rear

out of ten attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30% chance

okay well that still leaves a 30% chance

okay well that still leaves a 30% chance that I’ll attack you from the front oh

that I’ll attack you from the front oh

that I’ll attack you from the front oh yeah but it’ll be easier to stop I can

yeah but it’ll be easier to stop I can

yeah but it’ll be easier to stop I can always block the blow I can counter it

always block the blow I can counter it

always block the blow I can counter it but

but

but to cool for school the laid-back Jim has

to cool for school the laid-back Jim has

to cool for school the laid-back Jim has played numerous inventive pranks on

played numerous inventive pranks on

played numerous inventive pranks on Dwight some simple and others

Dwight some simple and others

Dwight some simple and others extravagant if I can skin a mule deer’

extravagant if I can skin a mule deer’

extravagant if I can skin a mule deer’ in less than ten minutes I ought to be

in less than ten minutes I ought to be

in less than ten minutes I ought to be able to cut my unable to take a joke

able to cut my unable to take a joke

able to cut my unable to take a joke Dwight never misses an opportunity to

Dwight never misses an opportunity to

Dwight never misses an opportunity to tattle on Jim to Michael

tattle on Jim to Michael

tattle on Jim to Michael everyone has called me Dwayne all day I

everyone has called me Dwayne all day I

everyone has called me Dwayne all day I think Jim Halpert paid them too

think Jim Halpert paid them too

think Jim Halpert paid them too yes five bucks each and it was totally

yes five bucks each and it was totally

yes five bucks each and it was totally worth it as much as these co-workers

worth it as much as these co-workers

worth it as much as these co-workers drive each other crazy though they do

drive each other crazy though they do

drive each other crazy though they do share some degree of respect and

share some degree of respect and

share some degree of respect and fondness for one another at least that’s

fondness for one another at least that’s

fondness for one another at least that’s more than can be said about Michael and

more than can be said about Michael and

more than can be said about Michael and Toby Oh God

Toby Oh God

Toby Oh God no God please no no no no do you agree

no God please no no no no do you agree

no God please no no no no do you agree with our list

with our list

with our list tell me Oh chuckles what TV characters

tell me Oh chuckles what TV characters

tell me Oh chuckles what TV characters do you enjoy watching argue

do you enjoy watching argue

do you enjoy watching argue can’t you two I’m here on business for

can’t you two I’m here on business for

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