whatever happened to leaving a little something to the imagination
something to the imagination
something to the imagination just relax let your mind go blank
just relax let your mind go blank
just relax let your mind go blank welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten trailers that ruined the movie Thank You
trailers that ruined the movie Thank You
trailers that ruined the movie Thank You Jana for this list we’re looking at
Jana for this list we’re looking at
Jana for this list we’re looking at feature film trailers that revealed so
feature film trailers that revealed so
feature film trailers that revealed so much about the plots of their respective
much about the plots of their respective
much about the plots of their respective films that seeing the full-length movie
films that seeing the full-length movie
films that seeing the full-length movie was basically just a formality every
was basically just a formality every
was basically just a formality every living thing that crawls flies or squats
living thing that crawls flies or squats
living thing that crawls flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat
in the mud wants to kill you and eat
in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes number 10 avatar
your eyes for jujubes number 10 avatar
your eyes for jujubes number 10 avatar the concept is the growth of remotely
the concept is the growth of remotely
the concept is the growth of remotely controlled bodies without the toxin
of the negatives you’d think that for a
of the negatives you’d think that for a movie that’s almost three hours long a
movie that’s almost three hours long a
movie that’s almost three hours long a two minute trailer wouldn’t make much of
two minute trailer wouldn’t make much of
two minute trailer wouldn’t make much of a dent well you’d be wrong you give me
a dent well you’d be wrong you give me
a dent well you’d be wrong you give me what I need I’ll see to it you get your
what I need I’ll see to it you get your
what I need I’ll see to it you get your legs been your real legs yes though it’s
legs been your real legs yes though it’s
legs been your real legs yes though it’s basically Dances with Wolves aliens
basically Dances with Wolves aliens
basically Dances with Wolves aliens edition we still would have preferred a
edition we still would have preferred a
edition we still would have preferred a little mystery I knew this would happen
little mystery I knew this would happen
little mystery I knew this would happen first was just moves everything changed
first was just moves everything changed
first was just moves everything changed not to say that it actually mattered
not to say that it actually mattered
not to say that it actually mattered since the film went on to win all kinds
since the film went on to win all kinds
since the film went on to win all kinds of awards set all kinds of records and
of awards set all kinds of records and
of awards set all kinds of records and makes sad sacks yearn for the neon
makes sad sacks yearn for the neon
makes sad sacks yearn for the neon paradise of Pandora
number nine the negotiator we all know
number nine the negotiator we all know that the point of a trailer is to detail
that the point of a trailer is to detail
that the point of a trailer is to detail the events leading up to and including
the events leading up to and including
the events leading up to and including the climax of the movie oh is that not
the climax of the movie oh is that not
the climax of the movie oh is that not how it’s supposed to work well clearly
how it’s supposed to work well clearly
how it’s supposed to work well clearly whoever edited this sneak peek missed
whoever edited this sneak peek missed
whoever edited this sneak peek missed that memo as we see samuel l.jackson
that memo as we see samuel l.jackson
that memo as we see samuel l.jackson deal with the pressure of being framed
deal with the pressure of being framed
deal with the pressure of being framed in a really aggressive way well at least
in a really aggressive way well at least
in a really aggressive way well at least we get a good glimpse of that wig I work
we get a good glimpse of that wig I work
we get a good glimpse of that wig I work for the CIA now the director asked me at
for the CIA now the director asked me at
for the CIA now the director asked me at the last minute to come with him to
the last minute to come with him to
the last minute to come with him to Russia to do a nibbler armes inspection
Russia to do a nibbler armes inspection
Russia to do a nibbler armes inspection that is so lame number eight the sum of
that is so lame number eight the sum of
that is so lame number eight the sum of all fears you get to Russia and America
all fears you get to Russia and America
all fears you get to Russia and America to fight each other and destroy each
to fight each other and destroy each
to fight each other and destroy each other this trailer could have ended a
other this trailer could have ended a
other this trailer could have ended a minute and a half in and remain true to
minute and a half in and remain true to
minute and a half in and remain true to the plot of the book while dealing with
the plot of the book while dealing with
the plot of the book while dealing with the aftermath of an explosion is the
the aftermath of an explosion is the
the aftermath of an explosion is the theme of the novel the trailer seems to
theme of the novel the trailer seems to
theme of the novel the trailer seems to blow its load prematurely so to speak
at least we get to see Ben Affleck yell
at least we get to see Ben Affleck yell into a cellphone for 30 seconds the sum
into a cellphone for 30 seconds the sum
into a cellphone for 30 seconds the sum of all fears you are a very funny man I
of all fears you are a very funny man I
of all fears you are a very funny man I enjoy your movies and I enjoy all of
enjoy your movies and I enjoy all of
enjoy your movies and I enjoy all of your movies much movies the ones where
your movies much movies the ones where
your movies much movies the ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis number
you try to kill Bruce Willis number
you try to kill Bruce Willis number seven funny people it’s very hard to be
seven funny people it’s very hard to be
seven funny people it’s very hard to be romantic with women when you live on a
romantic with women when you live on a
romantic with women when you live on a pull-out couch once those two little
pull-out couch once those two little
pull-out couch once those two little late come down you know it’s alright
late come down you know it’s alright
late come down you know it’s alright comedy trailers usually stand to benefit
comedy trailers usually stand to benefit
comedy trailers usually stand to benefit from only having to show a few hilarious
from only having to show a few hilarious
from only having to show a few hilarious highlights just to whet the viewers
highlights just to whet the viewers
highlights just to whet the viewers appetite what they typically don’t do
appetite what they typically don’t do
appetite what they typically don’t do however is to reveal what’s going on in
however is to reveal what’s going on in
however is to reveal what’s going on in the entire film blow-by-blow I’m dying
the entire film blow-by-blow I’m dying
the entire film blow-by-blow I’m dying it’s too early to know who’s winning the
it’s too early to know who’s winning the
it’s too early to know who’s winning the fight the medicine of the disease
fight the medicine of the disease
fight the medicine of the disease maybe the editors were secretly trying
maybe the editors were secretly trying
maybe the editors were secretly trying to tell us to skip this one I don’t want
to tell us to skip this one I don’t want
to tell us to skip this one I don’t want to get your hopes up but we may have
to get your hopes up but we may have
to get your hopes up but we may have beaten this thing the doctor said I’m
beaten this thing the doctor said I’m
beaten this thing the doctor said I’m not sick anymore yes sorry go ahead
not sick anymore yes sorry go ahead
not sick anymore yes sorry go ahead number six the island attention
number six the island attention
number six the island attention residence
residence
residence – the lottery spit while there’s no such
– the lottery spit while there’s no such
– the lottery spit while there’s no such thing as too much scarlet Johanson there
thing as too much scarlet Johanson there
thing as too much scarlet Johanson there is such thing as too much information I
is such thing as too much information I
is such thing as too much information I think they’re gonna kill you kana yeah
think they’re gonna kill you kana yeah
think they’re gonna kill you kana yeah no ice no island getting TMI from a
no ice no island getting TMI from a
no ice no island getting TMI from a trailer can lead to symptoms of
trailer can lead to symptoms of
trailer can lead to symptoms of disappointment discouragement and an
disappointment discouragement and an
disappointment discouragement and an overall sense of on me if only there was
overall sense of on me if only there was
overall sense of on me if only there was an island where we could clone happier
an island where we could clone happier
an island where we could clone happier healthier versions of ourselves that
healthier versions of ourselves that
healthier versions of ourselves that hadn’t had the entire plot of a Michael
hadn’t had the entire plot of a Michael
hadn’t had the entire plot of a Michael Bay film and fed to us by an overly
Bay film and fed to us by an overly
Bay film and fed to us by an overly generous trailer is something there’s an
generous trailer is something there’s an
generous trailer is something there’s an island the fate of the world will soon
island the fate of the world will soon
island the fate of the world will soon be decided number five the Lord of the
be decided number five the Lord of the
be decided number five the Lord of the Rings the two towers if you hadn’t read
Rings the two towers if you hadn’t read
Rings the two towers if you hadn’t read the j.r.r tolkien series prior to
the j.r.r tolkien series prior to
the j.r.r tolkien series prior to watching the first movie it’s likely you
watching the first movie it’s likely you
watching the first movie it’s likely you were silently weeping into your popcorn
were silently weeping into your popcorn
were silently weeping into your popcorn when Gandalf bit the big one your
when Gandalf bit the big one your
when Gandalf bit the big one your foolish
apparently the filmmakers wanted you to
apparently the filmmakers wanted you to stop your crying with a Gandalf
stop your crying with a Gandalf
stop your crying with a Gandalf resurrection appearance in the second
resurrection appearance in the second
resurrection appearance in the second installment but at least I guess they
installment but at least I guess they
installment but at least I guess they waited till the end of the trailer to
waited till the end of the trailer to
waited till the end of the trailer to ruin it for you I come back to you now
ruin it for you I come back to you now
ruin it for you I come back to you now at the turn of the tide number 4 Free
at the turn of the tide number 4 Free
at the turn of the tide number 4 Free Willy
Willy
Willy imagine if the only person who know how
imagine if the only person who know how
imagine if the only person who know how you felt was a boy who felt it too in
you felt was a boy who felt it too in
you felt was a boy who felt it too in case you were wondering
case you were wondering
case you were wondering Willy escapes the greatest adventure of
Willy escapes the greatest adventure of
Willy escapes the greatest adventure of the summer wouldn’t have been nice if
the summer wouldn’t have been nice if
the summer wouldn’t have been nice if that little detail were discovered after
that little detail were discovered after
that little detail were discovered after the audience had watched the movie
clearly someone thought it was best to
clearly someone thought it was best to depict a Cliff Notes version of the
depict a Cliff Notes version of the
depict a Cliff Notes version of the movie just in case the audience wasn’t
movie just in case the audience wasn’t
movie just in case the audience wasn’t into the whole killer whale in captivity
into the whole killer whale in captivity
into the whole killer whale in captivity thing jokes on them because everyone
thing jokes on them because everyone
thing jokes on them because everyone loves killer whales we also love it when
loves killer whales we also love it when
loves killer whales we also love it when the trailers don’t wreck the happy
the trailers don’t wreck the happy
the trailers don’t wreck the happy ending Free Willy number 3 Terminator
ending Free Willy number 3 Terminator
ending Free Willy number 3 Terminator Salvation would be funding a long time
Salvation would be funding a long time
Salvation would be funding a long time the interesting thing about plot-twists
the interesting thing about plot-twists
the interesting thing about plot-twists is that they tend to work better when
is that they tend to work better when
is that they tend to work better when the audience can’t see them coming and
the audience can’t see them coming and
the audience can’t see them coming and then is Marcus right thank you you
then is Marcus right thank you you
then is Marcus right thank you you unfortunately this particular trailer is
unfortunately this particular trailer is
unfortunately this particular trailer is built around the main plot twists of the
built around the main plot twists of the
built around the main plot twists of the movie with the main character being a
movie with the main character being a
movie with the main character being a terminator a better trailer would have
terminator a better trailer would have
terminator a better trailer would have been the audio of Christian Bale’s on
been the audio of Christian Bale’s on
been the audio of Christian Bale’s on set freako but one can only dream on the
set freako but one can only dream on the
set freako but one can only dream on the only hope oh good for you
only hope oh good for you
only hope oh good for you number two castaway while it was cool
number two castaway while it was cool
number two castaway while it was cool watching Tom Hanks go from White Collar
watching Tom Hanks go from White Collar
watching Tom Hanks go from White Collar schlub to Paleo diet success story
schlub to Paleo diet success story
schlub to Paleo diet success story seeing the end of the film in the
seeing the end of the film in the
seeing the end of the film in the trailer makes you wonder why why did
trailer makes you wonder why why did
trailer makes you wonder why why did they slap his return to civilization
they slap his return to civilization
they slap his return to civilization into the end of the trailer we had a
into the end of the trailer we had a
into the end of the trailer we had a funeral coffin what was in it were these
funeral coffin what was in it were these
funeral coffin what was in it were these two minutes too depressing for the
two minutes too depressing for the
two minutes too depressing for the audience to handle from what we can tell
audience to handle from what we can tell
audience to handle from what we can tell it looked like an epic vacation but what
it looked like an epic vacation but what
it looked like an epic vacation but what do we know we’re just white-collar
do we know we’re just white-collar
do we know we’re just white-collar schlubs
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions did you really
few honorable mentions did you really
few honorable mentions did you really think you could steal from joe miletto
think you could steal from joe miletto
think you could steal from joe miletto this is just a big misunderstanding we
this is just a big misunderstanding we
this is just a big misunderstanding we are Phil and Claire Foster god no he
are Phil and Claire Foster god no he
are Phil and Claire Foster god no he turned it sideways killshot
unfortunately she did die right I says
unfortunately she did die right I says what can I go talk to her mr. mas your
what can I go talk to her mr. mas your
what can I go talk to her mr. mas your wife is dead what are you talking about
wife is dead what are you talking about
wife is dead what are you talking about what happened to us you had an affair
what happened to us you had an affair
what happened to us you had an affair with a girl who killed herself and now
with a girl who killed herself and now
with a girl who killed herself and now she’s trying to hurt you
oh my god entire time she’s hunting
oh my god entire time she’s hunting herself
herself
herself you’ve been looking for catches a long
you’ve been looking for catches a long
you’ve been looking for catches a long time haven’t you and now I found them
what seems so it’s the night of the
what seems so it’s the night of the senior prom number one carry everybody
senior prom number one carry everybody
senior prom number one carry everybody is there even Carrie White
is there even Carrie White
is there even Carrie White the absolute best part of this trailer
the absolute best part of this trailer
the absolute best part of this trailer is the voiceover that lets you know what
is the voiceover that lets you know what
is the voiceover that lets you know what the audience is exactly in for the girl
the audience is exactly in for the girl
the audience is exactly in for the girl with the strange power if I concentrate
with the strange power if I concentrate
with the strange power if I concentrate or know I can know things clearly things
or know I can know things clearly things
or know I can know things clearly things work differently in the 70s but this
work differently in the 70s but this
work differently in the 70s but this seems far above and beyond the call of
seems far above and beyond the call of
seems far above and beyond the call of duty
duty
duty she’ll be voted queen of the prom it’s
she’ll be voted queen of the prom it’s
she’ll be voted queen of the prom it’s one thing to make vague allusions to the
one thing to make vague allusions to the
one thing to make vague allusions to the plot but to actually give a full rundown
plot but to actually give a full rundown
plot but to actually give a full rundown of the movies high points seems a bit
of the movies high points seems a bit
of the movies high points seems a bit excessive at least we were made aware of
excessive at least we were made aware of
excessive at least we were made aware of John Travolta’s filmography starring
John Travolta’s filmography starring
John Travolta’s filmography starring Sissy Spacek Piper Laurie and
Sissy Spacek Piper Laurie and
Sissy Spacek Piper Laurie and introducing John Travolta in his first
introducing John Travolta in his first
introducing John Travolta in his first motion picture role
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do you agree with our list what trailer do you think ruined the movie for more
do you think ruined the movie for more
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