women can’t live with them can’t live without em em alright welcome to
without em em alright welcome to
without em em alright welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
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down our picks for the top ten things
down our picks for the top ten things that men don’t understand about women
that men don’t understand about women
that men don’t understand about women before we begin we publish new videos
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more great content for this list we’re looking at a variety of things that
looking at a variety of things that
looking at a variety of things that ladies do one an everyday basis that
ladies do one an everyday basis that
ladies do one an everyday basis that completely baffles the men around them
completely baffles the men around them
completely baffles the men around them for the record we’re not trying to
for the record we’re not trying to
for the record we’re not trying to generalize or say that all women do
generalize or say that all women do
generalize or say that all women do these things or possess these qualities
these things or possess these qualities
these things or possess these qualities but rather that these are common
but rather that these are common
but rather that these are common stereotypes and perceptions about the
stereotypes and perceptions about the
stereotypes and perceptions about the female sex that men sometimes for often
female sex that men sometimes for often
female sex that men sometimes for often find confusing just don’t order a garden
find confusing just don’t order a garden
find confusing just don’t order a garden salad and then eat my food number 10
salad and then eat my food number 10
salad and then eat my food number 10 why do women order a salad and then eat
why do women order a salad and then eat
why do women order a salad and then eat my fries sharing is caring and many a
my fries sharing is caring and many a
my fries sharing is caring and many a man has shown off his chivalrous side by
man has shown off his chivalrous side by
man has shown off his chivalrous side by tweeting a gallon to dinner or preparing
tweeting a gallon to dinner or preparing
tweeting a gallon to dinner or preparing a meal for two so I invited Ramona over
a meal for two so I invited Ramona over
a meal for two so I invited Ramona over for dinner tonight so you can’t be here
for dinner tonight so you can’t be here
for dinner tonight so you can’t be here and sometimes in no scenario some women
and sometimes in no scenario some women
and sometimes in no scenario some women choose to just order something like and
choose to just order something like and
choose to just order something like and healthy instead of a steak or a lobster
healthy instead of a steak or a lobster
healthy instead of a steak or a lobster that’s really all well and good until
that’s really all well and good until
that’s really all well and good until minutes later when the same woman is
minutes later when the same woman is
minutes later when the same woman is chomping down on a handful of ill-gotten
chomping down on a handful of ill-gotten
chomping down on a handful of ill-gotten fries she snatched from her date plate
fries she snatched from her date plate
fries she snatched from her date plate [Music]
[Music]
[Music] was she just being polite by saying no
was she just being polite by saying no
was she just being polite by saying no well no I guess she would have bought
well no I guess she would have bought
well no I guess she would have bought her own if that were the case hey look
her own if that were the case hey look
her own if that were the case hey look it’s not about a few fries it’s about
it’s not about a few fries it’s about
it’s not about a few fries it’s about what the fries represent well that
what the fries represent well that
what the fries represent well that doesn’t really make any sense either
doesn’t really make any sense either
doesn’t really make any sense either because she was offered the food say
because she was offered the food say
because she was offered the food say it’s enough to make my fragile male mind
it’s enough to make my fragile male mind
it’s enough to make my fragile male mind ache gotta find me a waffle man number
ache gotta find me a waffle man number
ache gotta find me a waffle man number nine why are women so fixated on
nine why are women so fixated on
nine why are women so fixated on marriage okay you know how you count
marriage okay you know how you count
marriage okay you know how you count about your perfect wedding day ever
about your perfect wedding day ever
about your perfect wedding day ever since your little girls
since your little girls
since your little girls you totally know one thing that men
you totally know one thing that men
you totally know one thing that men don’t like the idea of marriage as much
don’t like the idea of marriage as much
don’t like the idea of marriage as much as women do I mean its appeal is
as women do I mean its appeal is
as women do I mean its appeal is understandable and even the manliest a
understandable and even the manliest a
understandable and even the manliest a fella ties their romantic lovey-dovey
fella ties their romantic lovey-dovey
fella ties their romantic lovey-dovey moments but letting wedding thoughts
moments but letting wedding thoughts
moments but letting wedding thoughts consume every waking second of your
consume every waking second of your
consume every waking second of your assistance come on that’s too much okay
assistance come on that’s too much okay
assistance come on that’s too much okay any help wedding and something about
any help wedding and something about
any help wedding and something about maybe hydrangeas when do you have time
maybe hydrangeas when do you have time
maybe hydrangeas when do you have time to think about cars sports beer many men
to think about cars sports beer many men
to think about cars sports beer many men are totally on board with webblock but
are totally on board with webblock but
are totally on board with webblock but they tend to think about it more when
they tend to think about it more when
they tend to think about it more when it’s actually a possibility you know why
it’s actually a possibility you know why
it’s actually a possibility you know why rush into things you know why because if
rush into things you know why because if
rush into things you know why because if you are so legitimately happy
you are so legitimately happy
you are so legitimately happy honestly you wouldn’t feel the need to
honestly you wouldn’t feel the need to
honestly you wouldn’t feel the need to make a big shell out of it can’t we just
make a big shell out of it can’t we just
make a big shell out of it can’t we just get to know each other first for like
get to know each other first for like
get to know each other first for like eight or nine decades women on the other
eight or nine decades women on the other
eight or nine decades women on the other hand can daydream and fantasize about
hand can daydream and fantasize about
hand can daydream and fantasize about getting married four years before it
getting married four years before it
getting married four years before it even comes close to happening which
even comes close to happening which
even comes close to happening which makes it difficult for the real thing to
makes it difficult for the real thing to
makes it difficult for the real thing to live up to expectations number eight
live up to expectations number eight
live up to expectations number eight why do women love bad boys okay when you
why do women love bad boys okay when you
why do women love bad boys okay when you think a bad boy
think a bad boy
think a bad boy you probably pictured a leather-clad
you probably pictured a leather-clad
you probably pictured a leather-clad motorcycle straddling cigarette smoking
motorcycle straddling cigarette smoking
motorcycle straddling cigarette smoking James Dean type who just doesn’t give a
James Dean type who just doesn’t give a
James Dean type who just doesn’t give a damn about anything we’re maybe you’re
damn about anything we’re maybe you’re
damn about anything we’re maybe you’re picturing a more arrogant frat boy sighs
picturing a more arrogant frat boy sighs
picturing a more arrogant frat boy sighs lots of money and not lots of
lots of money and not lots of
lots of money and not lots of personality rel we call it fact lunch or
personality rel we call it fact lunch or
personality rel we call it fact lunch or maybe you’re picturing a stuck-up
maybe you’re picturing a stuck-up
maybe you’re picturing a stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder
half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder
half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herder well all these guys might be jerks but
well all these guys might be jerks but
well all these guys might be jerks but they also have a couple of things in
they also have a couple of things in
they also have a couple of things in common I guess they’re by no means
common I guess they’re by no means
common I guess they’re by no means boring and they get the girl but why is
boring and they get the girl but why is
boring and they get the girl but why is that why is it that these women seem to
that why is it that these women seem to
that why is it that these women seem to fall for these guys non-stop especially
fall for these guys non-stop especially
fall for these guys non-stop especially when these boys always end up treating
when these boys always end up treating
when these boys always end up treating them like dirt oh wow pull down all
them like dirt oh wow pull down all
them like dirt oh wow pull down all right I forgot I thought it was neck
right I forgot I thought it was neck
right I forgot I thought it was neck yeah with shining it was this Friday and
yeah with shining it was this Friday and
yeah with shining it was this Friday and you look great so you’re a liar number
you look great so you’re a liar number
you look great so you’re a liar number seven but you said it was fine so the
seven but you said it was fine so the
seven but you said it was fine so the general meaning of the word fine is to
general meaning of the word fine is to
general meaning of the word fine is to be all like okay feeling decent it seems
be all like okay feeling decent it seems
be all like okay feeling decent it seems that many women misuse this word with
that many women misuse this word with
that many women misuse this word with baffling frequency back and many men
baffling frequency back and many men
baffling frequency back and many men have fallen victim to this as a result
have fallen victim to this as a result
have fallen victim to this as a result unfortunately clanks for post-traumatic
unfortunately clanks for post-traumatic
unfortunately clanks for post-traumatic lying disorder seem to be few and far
lying disorder seem to be few and far
lying disorder seem to be few and far between are you I’m fine I’m fine
between are you I’m fine I’m fine
between are you I’m fine I’m fine then just cannot wrap their heads around
then just cannot wrap their heads around
then just cannot wrap their heads around the logic of it why would a woman say
the logic of it why would a woman say
the logic of it why would a woman say she’s fine when she’s obviously the
she’s fine when she’s obviously the
she’s fine when she’s obviously the father think we’re buying listen there’s
father think we’re buying listen there’s
father think we’re buying listen there’s no shame in being upset or sad every now
no shame in being upset or sad every now
no shame in being upset or sad every now and then why are you hiding it this one
and then why are you hiding it this one
and then why are you hiding it this one confuses men so much that the mere
confuses men so much that the mere
confuses men so much that the mere utterance of the word can cause panic
utterance of the word can cause panic
utterance of the word can cause panic attacks cold sweat elevated blood
attacks cold sweat elevated blood
attacks cold sweat elevated blood pressure and numbness in the left arm or
pressure and numbness in the left arm or
pressure and numbness in the left arm or uh so we’ve been told I would be
uh so we’ve been told I would be
uh so we’ve been told I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on
delighted to offer any advice I can on
delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding with it
understanding with it
understanding with it and I have some I’ll let you know number
and I have some I’ll let you know number
and I have some I’ll let you know number six why do women love gossip that is the
six why do women love gossip that is the
six why do women love gossip that is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen it’s
ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen it’s
ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen it’s good to be up-to-date and aware of
good to be up-to-date and aware of
good to be up-to-date and aware of what’s going on around you
what’s going on around you
what’s going on around you but there are some women out there that
but there are some women out there that
but there are some women out there that take the mentality to a whole other
take the mentality to a whole other
take the mentality to a whole other level when compared to men it’s
level when compared to men it’s
level when compared to men it’s practically an unofficial sport among
practically an unofficial sport among
practically an unofficial sport among females of our species to get the skinny
females of our species to get the skinny
females of our species to get the skinny on every subject every person in every
on every subject every person in every
on every subject every person in every place ASAP who’s dating who what they
place ASAP who’s dating who what they
place ASAP who’s dating who what they broke up she said what he went there he
broke up she said what he went there he
broke up she said what he went there he did what we want to hear everything
did what we want to hear everything
did what we want to hear everything Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
Monica get the wine and unplug the phone meanwhile it seems like a man can go a
meanwhile it seems like a man can go a
meanwhile it seems like a man can go a lifetime without noticing the color of
lifetime without noticing the color of
lifetime without noticing the color of his own shoes or who his best friend is
his own shoes or who his best friend is
his own shoes or who his best friend is married to let alone what Mabel had to
married to let alone what Mabel had to
married to let alone what Mabel had to say about what’s-her-face and who this
say about what’s-her-face and who this
say about what’s-her-face and who this then I kissed her Tom yeah cool
then I kissed her Tom yeah cool
then I kissed her Tom yeah cool number five why are women so obsessed
number five why are women so obsessed
number five why are women so obsessed with shoes nice shoes sure men spend
with shoes nice shoes sure men spend
with shoes nice shoes sure men spend money on everything from tools to video
money on everything from tools to video
money on everything from tools to video games to broken automobiles but those
games to broken automobiles but those
games to broken automobiles but those things can provide a lifetime of youth
things can provide a lifetime of youth
things can provide a lifetime of youth and enjoyment nah ideally anyway what
and enjoyment nah ideally anyway what
and enjoyment nah ideally anyway what that was that now pack I got the last
that was that now pack I got the last
that was that now pack I got the last one we don’t really see how the same
one we don’t really see how the same
one we don’t really see how the same could be said for footwear if men had
could be said for footwear if men had
could be said for footwear if men had learned anything about shoes it’s that
learned anything about shoes it’s that
learned anything about shoes it’s that women will fill their closets with an
women will fill their closets with an
women will fill their closets with an abundance of them only to wear most of
abundance of them only to wear most of
abundance of them only to wear most of them only once if at all before
them only once if at all before
them only once if at all before forgetting about them and relegating
forgetting about them and relegating
forgetting about them and relegating them too soon purgatory otherwise known
them too soon purgatory otherwise known
them too soon purgatory otherwise known as the back of your closet how many
as the back of your closet how many
as the back of your closet how many pairs of shoes does one person need that
pairs of shoes does one person need that
pairs of shoes does one person need that is not the way to get out of this alive
is not the way to get out of this alive
is not the way to get out of this alive we’re still or the hefty prices these
we’re still or the hefty prices these
we’re still or the hefty prices these things carry why would a pair of shoes
things carry why would a pair of shoes
things carry why would a pair of shoes ever need to cost $400 if a while it
ever need to cost $400 if a while it
ever need to cost $400 if a while it could cry it would but I guess that’s
could cry it would but I guess that’s
could cry it would but I guess that’s our job now $40,000 on shoes and I have
our job now $40,000 on shoes and I have
our job now $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live number four why are
no place to live number four why are
no place to live number four why are women constantly cold cool Zizi here is
women constantly cold cool Zizi here is
women constantly cold cool Zizi here is a question that every man who’s worked
a question that every man who’s worked
a question that every man who’s worked in an office with women will have to ask
in an office with women will have to ask
in an office with women will have to ask themselves even in the height of summer
themselves even in the height of summer
themselves even in the height of summer men will get reports of women in need of
men will get reports of women in need of
men will get reports of women in need of a warm sweater or a blanket or begging
a warm sweater or a blanket or begging
a warm sweater or a blanket or begging to adjust the air conditioner it really
to adjust the air conditioner it really
to adjust the air conditioner it really doesn’t make sense the Sun is bright and
doesn’t make sense the Sun is bright and
doesn’t make sense the Sun is bright and shining and yet you’re cold
shining and yet you’re cold
shining and yet you’re cold what’s the catch what’s your angle are
what’s the catch what’s your angle are
what’s the catch what’s your angle are you really cold how can this be sure
you really cold how can this be sure
you really cold how can this be sure maybe it’s because you wear flip-flops
maybe it’s because you wear flip-flops
maybe it’s because you wear flip-flops until there’s snow on the ground but
until there’s snow on the ground but
until there’s snow on the ground but beyond that hard science on the matter
beyond that hard science on the matter
beyond that hard science on the matter is limited
is limited
is limited I’m cool too damn jerky I can’t control
I’m cool too damn jerky I can’t control
I’m cool too damn jerky I can’t control the weather number three
the weather number three
the weather number three purses come on purses I always hit the
purses come on purses I always hit the
purses come on purses I always hit the pace to hang a hat
pace to hang a hat
pace to hang a hat he’s on a handstand there are many weird
he’s on a handstand there are many weird
he’s on a handstand there are many weird handbag questions we have white shoes
handbag questions we have white shoes
handbag questions we have white shoes why do women have to have so many why
why do women have to have so many why
why do women have to have so many why did they think that a purse is cute when
did they think that a purse is cute when
did they think that a purse is cute when it’s really UGL white fuzzy and why did
it’s really UGL white fuzzy and why did
it’s really UGL white fuzzy and why did I keep so much crap in there anyway it’s
I keep so much crap in there anyway it’s
I keep so much crap in there anyway it’s like the console would think that the
like the console would think that the
like the console would think that the world’s going to end
world’s going to end
world’s going to end and all they’ll have left is what’s in
and all they’ll have left is what’s in
and all they’ll have left is what’s in their purse what’s more women tend to
their purse what’s more women tend to
their purse what’s more women tend to tease men about their lack of
tease men about their lack of
tease men about their lack of organizational skills you have an
organizational skills you have an
organizational skills you have an ethical problem with rifling through a
ethical problem with rifling through a
ethical problem with rifling through a woman’s purse yeah I guess I did but
woman’s purse yeah I guess I did but
woman’s purse yeah I guess I did but come on if women are so organized why
come on if women are so organized why
come on if women are so organized why did he inside that their purses look
did he inside that their purses look
did he inside that their purses look like bombs went off in there we’ve all
like bombs went off in there we’ve all
like bombs went off in there we’ve all seen a woman rifling through her purse
seen a woman rifling through her purse
seen a woman rifling through her purse in frustration tossing things out just
in frustration tossing things out just
in frustration tossing things out just to find some lip gloss and it’s always
to find some lip gloss and it’s always
to find some lip gloss and it’s always with what I’m just saying that that sort
with what I’m just saying that that sort
with what I’m just saying that that sort of mess would never fly in a tool chest
of mess would never fly in a tool chest
of mess would never fly in a tool chest to say nothing of a tackle box there’s
to say nothing of a tackle box there’s
to say nothing of a tackle box there’s got to be a better way
got to be a better way
got to be a better way there are many dark and dangerous things
there are many dark and dangerous things
there are many dark and dangerous things in there that we the male species should
in there that we the male species should
in there that we the male species should know nothing about number two why do
know nothing about number two why do
know nothing about number two why do they hold bathroom parties shall we yes
they hold bathroom parties shall we yes
they hold bathroom parties shall we yes I need to go to the bathroom first
I need to go to the bathroom first
I need to go to the bathroom first that’s Pritam
that’s Pritam
that’s Pritam oh no I don’t have to go men cannot
oh no I don’t have to go men cannot
oh no I don’t have to go men cannot imagine that women’s bathrooms are so
imagine that women’s bathrooms are so
imagine that women’s bathrooms are so much more interesting than men’s in
much more interesting than men’s in
much more interesting than men’s in terms of design and features cleaner
terms of design and features cleaner
terms of design and features cleaner maybe probably definitely but more
maybe probably definitely but more
maybe probably definitely but more interesting they were both designed for
interesting they were both designed for
interesting they were both designed for the purpose of well you know going to
the purpose of well you know going to
the purpose of well you know going to the bathroom girls go in groups
the bathroom girls go in groups
the bathroom girls go in groups patchouli nothing from stand-up comedy
patchouli nothing from stand-up comedy
patchouli nothing from stand-up comedy no 19 what time and time again women
no 19 what time and time again women
no 19 what time and time again women seem to travel to the restroom in groups
seem to travel to the restroom in groups
seem to travel to the restroom in groups so what we can only assume our lively
so what we can only assume our lively
so what we can only assume our lively social gatherings that maybe include
social gatherings that maybe include
social gatherings that maybe include cocaine maybe they don’t indeed is one
cocaine maybe they don’t indeed is one
cocaine maybe they don’t indeed is one lady leaves two pounder her nose the
lady leaves two pounder her nose the
lady leaves two pounder her nose the rest will follow
rest will follow
rest will follow leaving mental wonder what kind of race
leaving mental wonder what kind of race
leaving mental wonder what kind of race secret rituals or spy headquarters lie
secret rituals or spy headquarters lie
secret rituals or spy headquarters lie behind those doors can you imagine if
behind those doors can you imagine if
behind those doors can you imagine if men peed in packs well I stand corrected
men peed in packs well I stand corrected
men peed in packs well I stand corrected this is pretty cool
this is pretty cool
this is pretty cool yes before we reveal our top pick here a
yes before we reveal our top pick here a
yes before we reveal our top pick here a few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions [Music]
[Music]
[Music] there’s always one night a year that
there’s always one night a year that
there’s always one night a year that just seemed right for a celebration of a
just seemed right for a celebration of a
just seemed right for a celebration of a specific event do you know what I’m
specific event do you know what I’m
specific event do you know what I’m saying
saying
saying absolutely I loved it it’s our
absolutely I loved it it’s our
absolutely I loved it it’s our anniversary number one why do women take
anniversary number one why do women take
anniversary number one why do women take forever to get ready they are going out
forever to get ready they are going out
forever to get ready they are going out he’s wearing hopefully a clean shirt but
he’s wearing hopefully a clean shirt but
he’s wearing hopefully a clean shirt but no promises
no promises
no promises perhaps a pre-tied time and being nicer
perhaps a pre-tied time and being nicer
perhaps a pre-tied time and being nicer of his two pairs of shoes and getting
of his two pairs of shoes and getting
of his two pairs of shoes and getting all that together took him all of 48
all that together took him all of 48
all that together took him all of 48 seconds so where’s the other half
seconds so where’s the other half
seconds so where’s the other half well she’s staring blankly into the
well she’s staring blankly into the
well she’s staring blankly into the abyss of her closet and complaining that
abyss of her closet and complaining that
abyss of her closet and complaining that she has nothing to wear men do
she has nothing to wear men do
she has nothing to wear men do appreciate that women want to look nice
appreciate that women want to look nice
appreciate that women want to look nice believe me we do but you know we’d also
believe me we do but you know we’d also
believe me we do but you know we’d also like to make the movie before it’s over
like to make the movie before it’s over
like to make the movie before it’s over oh and then when she actually does
oh and then when she actually does
oh and then when she actually does choose an outfit half the time it’ll be
choose an outfit half the time it’ll be
choose an outfit half the time it’ll be so uncomfortable that it’ll cause her to
so uncomfortable that it’ll cause her to
so uncomfortable that it’ll cause her to in the night early because she’s in
in the night early because she’s in
in the night early because she’s in physical pain I’m told it’s the latest
physical pain I’m told it’s the latest
physical pain I’m told it’s the latest fashion in London well women in London
fashion in London well women in London
fashion in London well women in London must have left not to breathe these are
must have left not to breathe these are
must have left not to breathe these are phenomena that will perplex men until
phenomena that will perplex men until
phenomena that will perplex men until the end of time no matter how many times
the end of time no matter how many times
the end of time no matter how many times women explain them I mean how long
women explain them I mean how long
women explain them I mean how long you’re supposed to wait and type of
you’re supposed to wait and type of
you’re supposed to wait and type of situation before you can talk again do
situation before you can talk again do
situation before you can talk again do you agree with our picks check out these
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