so baby give me that let me get a hey hey
hey
hey some words are wise some are wacky and
some words are wise some are wacky and
some words are wise some are wacky and some are wonderful but these words are
some are wonderful but these words are
some are wonderful but these words are woefully occupy my breasts are swollen
woefully occupy my breasts are swollen
woefully occupy my breasts are swollen oh no fool you don’t confuse em welcome
oh no fool you don’t confuse em welcome
oh no fool you don’t confuse em welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 stupidest lyrics of all time which is my
stupidest lyrics of all time which is my
stupidest lyrics of all time which is my big rock this list we’ve looked across
big rock this list we’ve looked across
big rock this list we’ve looked across all music genres and compiled the worst
all music genres and compiled the worst
all music genres and compiled the worst lyrics ever pen please that one consuit
lyrics ever pen please that one consuit
lyrics ever pen please that one consuit well I wanna die soon my car
number 10 I would be the smartest man if
number 10 I would be the smartest man if I was invisible invisible by Clay Aiken
I was invisible invisible by Clay Aiken
I was invisible invisible by Clay Aiken what she doing tonight Oh Shaq could be
what she doing tonight Oh Shaq could be
what she doing tonight Oh Shaq could be a fly on you all an American Idol turned
a fly on you all an American Idol turned
a fly on you all an American Idol turned politician and activist Clay Aiken might
politician and activist Clay Aiken might
politician and activist Clay Aiken might like to think that what he says is worth
like to think that what he says is worth
like to think that what he says is worth listening to and this is probably a
listening to and this is probably a
listening to and this is probably a lyric he’d rather not have sung
if I was
if I was in the world of superpowers invisibility
in the world of superpowers invisibility
in the world of superpowers invisibility and super intelligence are probably two
and super intelligence are probably two
and super intelligence are probably two of the more popular powers to boast but
of the more popular powers to boast but
of the more popular powers to boast but the correlative link between them is
the correlative link between them is
the correlative link between them is probably pretty slim
I think mr. Aiken might be trying to
I think mr. Aiken might be trying to take over the world but he’ll never
take over the world but he’ll never
take over the world but he’ll never succeed with logic like this
number nine Red Solo Cup I fill you up
number nine Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a party let’s have a party I
let’s have a party let’s have a party I
let’s have a party let’s have a party I love you Red Solo Cup Red Solo Cup by
love you Red Solo Cup Red Solo Cup by
love you Red Solo Cup Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith now Red Solo Cup is the best
Toby Keith now Red Solo Cup is the best
Toby Keith now Red Solo Cup is the best receptacle for barbecues tailgates fairs
receptacle for barbecues tailgates fairs
receptacle for barbecues tailgates fairs and festivals in you this track is more
and festivals in you this track is more
and festivals in you this track is more than a little tongue-in-cheek but that
than a little tongue-in-cheek but that
than a little tongue-in-cheek but that doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole
doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole
doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a
Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a
Red Solo Cup I fill you up let’s have a party let’s have a party I love you Red
party let’s have a party I love you Red
party let’s have a party I love you Red Solo Cup
Solo Cup
Solo Cup it’s amazing enough that a record can be
it’s amazing enough that a record can be
it’s amazing enough that a record can be worked out of a humble red cup it starts
worked out of a humble red cup it starts
worked out of a humble red cup it starts to get a little too ridiculous for Toby
to get a little too ridiculous for Toby
to get a little too ridiculous for Toby Keith there appear to be but three
Keith there appear to be but three
Keith there appear to be but three stages to life fill up drink up get
stages to life fill up drink up get
stages to life fill up drink up get loved up Red Solo Cup you’re not just a
loved up Red Solo Cup you’re not just a
loved up Red Solo Cup you’re not just a cup you’re my man friend as commendable
cup you’re my man friend as commendable
cup you’re my man friend as commendable as that is you got a hope and assume
as that is you got a hope and assume
as that is you got a hope and assume that they had a few too many when they
that they had a few too many when they
that they had a few too many when they wrote this song
number eight my hump my hump my hump ha
number eight my hump my hump my hump ha my lovely lady lumps check it out my
my lovely lady lumps check it out my
my lovely lady lumps check it out my hump spied Black Eyed Peas
hump spied Black Eyed Peas
hump spied Black Eyed Peas my my my lovely little lumps check it
my my my lovely little lumps check it
my my my lovely little lumps check it out
out
out Fergie circa 2005 was a very attractive
Fergie circa 2005 was a very attractive
Fergie circa 2005 was a very attractive lady but with lyrics like these there
lady but with lyrics like these there
lady but with lyrics like these there was only so far fantasies could flourish
everyone knows that a little bit of
everyone knows that a little bit of physicality goes a very long way when
physicality goes a very long way when
physicality goes a very long way when selling records but there’s a baseness
selling records but there’s a baseness
selling records but there’s a baseness to this line that leaves it lacking in
to this line that leaves it lacking in
to this line that leaves it lacking in sex appeal they’re lovely right she’s a
sex appeal they’re lovely right she’s a
sex appeal they’re lovely right she’s a lady correct and they’re hurt lumps ha
lady correct and they’re hurt lumps ha
lady correct and they’re hurt lumps ha coz of my my lovely lady lumps your
coz of my my lovely lady lumps your
coz of my my lovely lady lumps your alliterative purposes the lines perfect
alliterative purposes the lines perfect
alliterative purposes the lines perfect but in terms of poetic sensuality
but in terms of poetic sensuality
but in terms of poetic sensuality seductiveness or sense we’d rather not
seductiveness or sense we’d rather not
seductiveness or sense we’d rather not check it out thanks mommy lady
we might
we might get tomorrow
get tomorrow
get tomorrow number seven me working hard yeah right
number seven me working hard yeah right
number seven me working hard yeah right pictured that with a Kodak and better
pictured that with a Kodak and better
pictured that with a Kodak and better yet go to Times Square take a picture of
yet go to Times Square take a picture of
yet go to Times Square take a picture of me with a Kodak give me everything by
me with a Kodak give me everything by
me with a Kodak give me everything by pitbull featuring neo afrojack and nayer
pitbull featuring neo afrojack and nayer
pitbull featuring neo afrojack and nayer grab somebody sexy down
stupid lyrics surrounded by passable
stupid lyrics surrounded by passable ones are one thing but to begin the
ones are one thing but to begin the
ones are one thing but to begin the track with a what did he just say moment
track with a what did he just say moment
track with a what did he just say moment that’s never a good move be not working
that’s never a good move be not working
that’s never a good move be not working hard yeah right picture that with a
hard yeah right picture that with a
hard yeah right picture that with a Kodak a better yet go to Times Square
Kodak a better yet go to Times Square
Kodak a better yet go to Times Square take a picture of me with a codec
take a picture of me with a codec
take a picture of me with a codec pitbull opens the song that promises to
pitbull opens the song that promises to
pitbull opens the song that promises to give everything by giving us this
give everything by giving us this
give everything by giving us this helping of hilarity clearly someone
helping of hilarity clearly someone
helping of hilarity clearly someone scored a contract with the camera
scored a contract with the camera
scored a contract with the camera company and clearly that same someone
company and clearly that same someone
company and clearly that same someone isn’t especially skilled when it comes
isn’t especially skilled when it comes
isn’t especially skilled when it comes to writing product placement into a song
to say pitbull pro bard this reference
to say pitbull pro bard this reference into his record would be an insult to
into his record would be an insult to
into his record would be an insult to crowbars everywhere he not working hard
crowbars everywhere he not working hard
crowbars everywhere he not working hard yeah right picture that with a Kodak a
yeah right picture that with a Kodak a
yeah right picture that with a Kodak a better yet for the time square take a
better yet for the time square take a
better yet for the time square take a picture of me with a coat you must be a
picture of me with a coat you must be a
picture of me with a coat you must be a sorceress because you just did the
sorceress because you just did the
sorceress because you just did the impossible gain my trust so clever six
impossible gain my trust so clever six
impossible gain my trust so clever six love is evil spell it backwards I’ll
love is evil spell it backwards I’ll
love is evil spell it backwards I’ll show ya space balance by Eminem cuz I’ve
show ya space balance by Eminem cuz I’ve
show ya space balance by Eminem cuz I’ve been treated like Turk before you and
been treated like Turk before you and
been treated like Turk before you and love is Evol spell it backwards I’ll
love is Evol spell it backwards I’ll
love is Evol spell it backwards I’ll show you nobody knows me and cold walk
show you nobody knows me and cold walk
show you nobody knows me and cold walk down this road
down this road
down this road like be evil but it’s still not as
like be evil but it’s still not as
like be evil but it’s still not as simple as M&Ms spelling so we don’t need
simple as M&Ms spelling so we don’t need
simple as M&Ms spelling so we don’t need you to show us anything mr. Slim Shady
you to show us anything mr. Slim Shady
you to show us anything mr. Slim Shady we are perfectly capable of working out
we are perfectly capable of working out
we are perfectly capable of working out everything that’s wrong with this lyric
everything that’s wrong with this lyric
everything that’s wrong with this lyric by ourselves you’re a supernova
because spell love backwards and you
because spell love backwards and you actually get jebal which if anything is
actually get jebal which if anything is
actually get jebal which if anything is the prefix for evolution which depending
the prefix for evolution which depending
the prefix for evolution which depending on your religious or scientific beliefs
on your religious or scientific beliefs
on your religious or scientific beliefs might be considered one of the most
might be considered one of the most
might be considered one of the most positive theories that the human race
positive theories that the human race
positive theories that the human race has ever come up with and that isn’t
has ever come up with and that isn’t
has ever come up with and that isn’t really what Eminem was going for cuz if
really what Eminem was going for cuz if
really what Eminem was going for cuz if I get part I’m gonna show you what it’s
I get part I’m gonna show you what it’s
I get part I’m gonna show you what it’s like to her cuz I’ve been treated like
like to her cuz I’ve been treated like
like to her cuz I’ve been treated like tur before yeah in love is evil spell it
tur before yeah in love is evil spell it
tur before yeah in love is evil spell it backwards I’ll show you number five when
backwards I’ll show you number five when
backwards I’ll show you number five when I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow I understood him when he spoke Thai
I understood him when he spoke Thai
I understood him when he spoke Thai you’re loved by Nicki Minaj here’s a
you’re loved by Nicki Minaj here’s a
you’re loved by Nicki Minaj here’s a good idea let’s pull together all the
good idea let’s pull together all the
good idea let’s pull together all the words we can think of relating to the
words we can think of relating to the
words we can think of relating to the Far East and then run them through all
Far East and then run them through all
Far East and then run them through all in one ludicrously lazy lyric when I was
in one ludicrously lazy lyric when I was
in one ludicrously lazy lyric when I was a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
a Geisha he was a samurai somehow
a Geisha he was a samurai somehow understood and when he spoke Thai it
understood and when he spoke Thai it
understood and when he spoke Thai it seems you either love or hate Nicki
seems you either love or hate Nicki
seems you either love or hate Nicki Minaj but either way it’s difficult to
Minaj but either way it’s difficult to
Minaj but either way it’s difficult to defend this particular piece of
defend this particular piece of
defend this particular piece of so-called poetry
a Geisha and a samurai might have
a Geisha and a samurai might have crossed paths at some point yes but what
crossed paths at some point yes but what
crossed paths at some point yes but what they really have been speaking Thai or
they really have been speaking Thai or
they really have been speaking Thai or does the word tie just rhyme well we
does the word tie just rhyme well we
does the word tie just rhyme well we probably all know the answer to that but
probably all know the answer to that but
probably all know the answer to that but none of the Geisha he was a samurai
none of the Geisha he was a samurai
none of the Geisha he was a samurai somehow understood and when he spoke
number four tuck my napkin in my shirt
number four tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I’m just mobbin like that headlines
cuz I’m just mobbin like that headlines
cuz I’m just mobbin like that headlines by Drake I might be too strung out on
by Drake I might be too strung out on
by Drake I might be too strung out on compliments overdose don’t happen it
compliments overdose don’t happen it
compliments overdose don’t happen it started not to give a stop and the
started not to give a stop and the
started not to give a stop and the consequence streak is a regular
consequence streak is a regular
consequence streak is a regular demonstrator of dumb lyrics but with
demonstrator of dumb lyrics but with
demonstrator of dumb lyrics but with these words he achieves superior
these words he achieves superior
these words he achieves superior stupidity it’s up on that DNA my shirt
stupidity it’s up on that DNA my shirt
stupidity it’s up on that DNA my shirt cuts out this mob as I day by taking us
cuts out this mob as I day by taking us
cuts out this mob as I day by taking us through his table manners and giving
through his table manners and giving
through his table manners and giving them the gangsta treatment the guy
them the gangsta treatment the guy
them the gangsta treatment the guy thinks he sounds big but really he
thinks he sounds big but really he
thinks he sounds big but really he sounds boring it’s tough on that DNA my
sounds boring it’s tough on that DNA my
sounds boring it’s tough on that DNA my shirt cuts out just like a CEO a
shirt cuts out just like a CEO a
shirt cuts out just like a CEO a laughable lyric that trumps even is most
laughable lyric that trumps even is most
laughable lyric that trumps even is most problematic prose there is no confusion
problematic prose there is no confusion
problematic prose there is no confusion in our minds
in our minds
in our minds Drake deserves to be on this list
Drake deserves to be on this list
Drake deserves to be on this list Chrissy got the money
Chrissy got the money
Chrissy got the money so Drizzy gon pay it those my brothers I
so Drizzy gon pay it those my brothers I
so Drizzy gon pay it those my brothers I ain’t even gotta say it that’s just
ain’t even gotta say it that’s just
ain’t even gotta say it that’s just something they know
something they know
something they know and he should count himself lucky that
and he should count himself lucky that
and he should count himself lucky that he’s just missed the podium it’s up on
he’s just missed the podium it’s up on
he’s just missed the podium it’s up on that being in my sure cuz I’ll just mob
that being in my sure cuz I’ll just mob
that being in my sure cuz I’ll just mob in like a you know good and well that
in like a you know good and well that
in like a you know good and well that you don’t want up right number three
you don’t want up right number three
you don’t want up right number three yesterday was Thursday Thursday today it
yesterday was Thursday Thursday today it
yesterday was Thursday Thursday today it is Friday Friday Friday by Rebecca Black
is Friday Friday Friday by Rebecca Black
is Friday Friday Friday by Rebecca Black 7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be
7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be
7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs we’ve all been
fresh gotta go downstairs we’ve all been
fresh gotta go downstairs we’ve all been here during the days of the week by
here during the days of the week by
here during the days of the week by singing us snappy little song when we
singing us snappy little song when we
singing us snappy little song when we were about four years old there are a
were about four years old there are a
were about four years old there are a lot of rebecca black lyrics that might
lot of rebecca black lyrics that might
lot of rebecca black lyrics that might have featured on this countdown in fact
have featured on this countdown in fact
have featured on this countdown in fact we’re pretty sure they all qualify but
we’re pretty sure they all qualify but
we’re pretty sure they all qualify but this one really takes a beat injured a
this one really takes a beat injured a
this one really takes a beat injured a Webster’s day birthday today is Friday
Webster’s day birthday today is Friday
Webster’s day birthday today is Friday day the Black Eyed Peas also tried to
day the Black Eyed Peas also tried to
day the Black Eyed Peas also tried to belittle us in similar style before
daddy
daddy but blacks brain-dead lyrics are just
but blacks brain-dead lyrics are just
but blacks brain-dead lyrics are just better or worse maybe one day she’ll
better or worse maybe one day she’ll
better or worse maybe one day she’ll reach second grade and take us through
reach second grade and take us through
reach second grade and take us through the seasons of the year or something and
the seasons of the year or something and
the seasons of the year or something and your day was Thursday birthday today is
your day was Thursday birthday today is
your day was Thursday birthday today is Friday
number two if the light is off than it
number two if the light is off than it isn’t on so yesterday by Hilary Duff
isn’t on so yesterday by Hilary Duff
isn’t on so yesterday by Hilary Duff change if you want it you can Jules a
change if you want it you can Jules a
change if you want it you can Jules a run-through of history’s greatest
run-through of history’s greatest
run-through of history’s greatest philosophical statements might include
philosophical statements might include
philosophical statements might include William Shakespeare’s to be or not to be
William Shakespeare’s to be or not to be
William Shakespeare’s to be or not to be the accounts I think therefore I am
the accounts I think therefore I am
the accounts I think therefore I am Hilary Duff’s if the light is on than it
Hilary Duff’s if the light is on than it
Hilary Duff’s if the light is on than it isn’t off
Lizzie McGuire might have grown up but
Lizzie McGuire might have grown up but she didn’t grow wise and this one-liner
she didn’t grow wise and this one-liner
she didn’t grow wise and this one-liner might be remembered for years to come
might be remembered for years to come
might be remembered for years to come but for all the wrong reasons it’s a
but for all the wrong reasons it’s a
but for all the wrong reasons it’s a literal lightbulb moment only the fuse
literal lightbulb moment only the fuse
literal lightbulb moment only the fuse has gone the powers been cut and we
has gone the powers been cut and we
has gone the powers been cut and we might as well be walking blindly into
might as well be walking blindly into
might as well be walking blindly into brick walls
gonna be ok before we unveil our top
gonna be ok before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable or in this
pick here are a few honorable or in this
pick here are a few honorable or in this case this honorable mentions to Helen
case this honorable mentions to Helen
case this honorable mentions to Helen Keller and Chuck with your do you ever
Keller and Chuck with your do you ever
Keller and Chuck with your do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through
feel like a plastic bag drifting through
feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
the wind wanting to start again
the wind wanting to start again when I was little mr. dance
water fire hair and dirt in Magnus how
water fire hair and dirt in Magnus how do they work I’m gonna make you my berry
do they work I’m gonna make you my berry
do they work I’m gonna make you my berry cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
number one New Kids on the Block had a
number one New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
bunch of hits
bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick summer girls
Chinese food makes me sick summer girls
Chinese food makes me sick summer girls by LFO do you remember the second
by LFO do you remember the second
by LFO do you remember the second opening line to make our countdown the
opening line to make our countdown the
opening line to make our countdown the undisputed stupidest lyric of all time
undisputed stupidest lyric of all time
undisputed stupidest lyric of all time accolade goes to LFO for this lol effort
accolade goes to LFO for this lol effort
accolade goes to LFO for this lol effort New Kids on the Block cat a bunch it’s
New Kids on the Block cat a bunch it’s
New Kids on the Block cat a bunch it’s Chinese huge makes me sick truth most of
Chinese huge makes me sick truth most of
Chinese huge makes me sick truth most of the lyrics to this song might have
the lyrics to this song might have
the lyrics to this song might have scored top spots as the band put rhyme
scored top spots as the band put rhyme
scored top spots as the band put rhyme very much before we even do the best
very much before we even do the best
very much before we even do the best girl that I ever did see the great Larry
girl that I ever did see the great Larry
girl that I ever did see the great Larry Burchett see dirty three New Kids on the
Burchett see dirty three New Kids on the
Burchett see dirty three New Kids on the Block did have a bunch of hits and
Block did have a bunch of hits and
Block did have a bunch of hits and Chinese food you might make some people
Chinese food you might make some people
Chinese food you might make some people sick but the two are never ever gonna be
sick but the two are never ever gonna be
sick but the two are never ever gonna be related New Kids on the Block cat a
related New Kids on the Block cat a
related New Kids on the Block cat a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me see
bunch of hits Chinese food makes me see
bunch of hits Chinese food makes me see exactly why they were in this lyric is
exactly why they were in this lyric is
exactly why they were in this lyric is absolutely anybody’s guess someone fails
absolutely anybody’s guess someone fails
absolutely anybody’s guess someone fails come to some of us go somewhere why is
come to some of us go somewhere why is
come to some of us go somewhere why is someone so so do you agree with our list
someone so so do you agree with our list
someone so so do you agree with our list stupid lyrics did we skip for more
stupid lyrics did we skip for more
stupid lyrics did we skip for more laughable top 10s published every day be
laughable top 10s published every day be
laughable top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com fight
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com fight
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com fight new kids on the black cat a buncha hits
new kids on the black cat a buncha hits
new kids on the black cat a buncha hits Chinese food sixteen
Chinese food sixteen
Chinese food sixteen because flyaway girl stop
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