this plumber has done everything except fix an actual kitchen sink welcome to
fix an actual kitchen sink welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re running through our picks for the top 10
through our picks for the top 10
through our picks for the top 10 strangest Mario spin-offs they are my
strangest Mario spin-offs they are my
strangest Mario spin-offs they are my number 10 dr. Mario kicking off our list
number 10 dr. Mario kicking off our list
number 10 dr. Mario kicking off our list is the puzzle game in which the infamous
is the puzzle game in which the infamous
is the puzzle game in which the infamous plumber decided to play doctor and by
plumber decided to play doctor and by
plumber decided to play doctor and by doctor we mean Tetris here Mario uses
doctor we mean Tetris here Mario uses
doctor we mean Tetris here Mario uses colorful drug capsules to fight
colorful drug capsules to fight
colorful drug capsules to fight goblin-like viruses we love this game
goblin-like viruses we love this game
goblin-like viruses we love this game but we always find ourselves questioning
but we always find ourselves questioning
but we always find ourselves questioning the wisdom of Nintendo influencing
the wisdom of Nintendo influencing
the wisdom of Nintendo influencing children to follow the instructions of a
children to follow the instructions of a
children to follow the instructions of a fake doctor and over Medicaid illnesses
fake doctor and over Medicaid illnesses
fake doctor and over Medicaid illnesses do you think MJ played this game number
do you think MJ played this game number
do you think MJ played this game number 9 Mario pinball land the princess has
9 Mario pinball land the princess has
9 Mario pinball land the princess has been kidnapped
been kidnapped
been kidnapped so it’s up to Mario to save her only
so it’s up to Mario to save her only
so it’s up to Mario to save her only this time he has a machine squish him
this time he has a machine squish him
this time he has a machine squish him into a pinball so he can fling his way
into a pinball so he can fling his way
into a pinball so he can fling his way through obstacles this is easily one of
through obstacles this is easily one of
through obstacles this is easily one of the oddest rescue mission setups of all
the oddest rescue mission setups of all
the oddest rescue mission setups of all time number 8 Yoshi’s Safari ever
time number 8 Yoshi’s Safari ever
time number 8 Yoshi’s Safari ever wondered what would happen if Nintendo
wondered what would happen if Nintendo
wondered what would happen if Nintendo combines super mario world with an
combines super mario world with an
combines super mario world with an arcade style shooter well the answer is
arcade style shooter well the answer is
arcade style shooter well the answer is super Mario riding a dinosaur with a
super Mario riding a dinosaur with a
super Mario riding a dinosaur with a bazooka
bazooka
bazooka we dig everything about it save for the
we dig everything about it save for the
we dig everything about it save for the fact that it’s set in a place called
fact that it’s set in a place called
fact that it’s set in a place called jewelry land number 7 mario is missing
jewelry land number 7 mario is missing
jewelry land number 7 mario is missing and Mario’s time machine there was a
and Mario’s time machine there was a
and Mario’s time machine there was a time when Nintendo allowed their mascot
time when Nintendo allowed their mascot
time when Nintendo allowed their mascot to not just appear on the PC but to
to not just appear on the PC but to
to not just appear on the PC but to educate rather than entertain children
educate rather than entertain children
educate rather than entertain children the result was two entries in the Mario
the result was two entries in the Mario
the result was two entries in the Mario Discovery Series by software to works
Discovery Series by software to works
Discovery Series by software to works here the brothers took a break from
here the brothers took a break from
here the brothers took a break from turtle genocide to teach gamers about
turtle genocide to teach gamers about
turtle genocide to teach gamers about real world landmarks and artifacts
real world landmarks and artifacts
real world landmarks and artifacts number 6 Mario teaches typing as if a
number 6 Mario teaches typing as if a
number 6 Mario teaches typing as if a history lesson weren’t bad enough
history lesson weren’t bad enough
history lesson weren’t bad enough Mario’s need to edutainment a spread to
Mario’s need to edutainment a spread to
Mario’s need to edutainment a spread to the keyboard while we see this glorified
the keyboard while we see this glorified
the keyboard while we see this glorified school work making sense in the
school work making sense in the
school work making sense in the classroom we pity the kids who were
classroom we pity the kids who were
classroom we pity the kids who were duped by their parents into playing this
duped by their parents into playing this
duped by their parents into playing this for fun you know who you are
for fun you know who you are
for fun you know who you are number 5 Dance Dance Revolution Mario
number 5 Dance Dance Revolution Mario
number 5 Dance Dance Revolution Mario mix remember that huge dance dance craze
mix remember that huge dance dance craze
mix remember that huge dance dance craze a few years back well everyone’s love of
a few years back well everyone’s love of
a few years back well everyone’s love of dancing over plastic mats certainly
dancing over plastic mats certainly
dancing over plastic mats certainly didn’t go unnoticed by Nintendo as a
didn’t go unnoticed by Nintendo as a
didn’t go unnoticed by Nintendo as a result Mario hit the dance floor in
result Mario hit the dance floor in
result Mario hit the dance floor in order to reclaim four musical keys
order to reclaim four musical keys
order to reclaim four musical keys stolen by Wow Luigi the series lamest
stolen by Wow Luigi the series lamest
stolen by Wow Luigi the series lamest villain among it’s stranger moments was
villain among it’s stranger moments was
villain among it’s stranger moments was a section in which Mario danced to
a section in which Mario danced to
a section in which Mario danced to control a spaceship made out of trumpets
control a spaceship made out of trumpets
control a spaceship made out of trumpets number four super Princess Peach for as
number four super Princess Peach for as
number four super Princess Peach for as long as we can remember
long as we can remember
long as we can remember Mario has saved the princess but not
Mario has saved the princess but not
Mario has saved the princess but not this time here the endlessly captured
this time here the endlessly captured
this time here the endlessly captured royal must return the favor it’s an
royal must return the favor it’s an
royal must return the favor it’s an interesting premise but it’s
interesting premise but it’s
interesting premise but it’s tragically undercut by sexist undertones
tragically undercut by sexist undertones
tragically undercut by sexist undertones namely that peaches intense emotions
namely that peaches intense emotions
namely that peaches intense emotions give her superpowers we’re all for girl
give her superpowers we’re all for girl
give her superpowers we’re all for girl power but it’s shocking that rage gives
power but it’s shocking that rage gives
power but it’s shocking that rage gives her hot flashes joy makes her fly glue
her hot flashes joy makes her fly glue
her hot flashes joy makes her fly glue makes her powerful and calmer generates
makes her powerful and calmer generates
makes her powerful and calmer generates her health alas this was not the
her health alas this was not the
her health alas this was not the post-feminist masterpiece it was
post-feminist masterpiece it was
post-feminist masterpiece it was destined to be number three Hotel Mario
destined to be number three Hotel Mario
destined to be number three Hotel Mario you knew that we’d mentioned this
you knew that we’d mentioned this
you knew that we’d mentioned this infamous Philips CDI game at some point
infamous Philips CDI game at some point
infamous Philips CDI game at some point well here it is
well here it is
well here it is Mario’s ill-fated venture through
Mario’s ill-fated venture through
Mario’s ill-fated venture through Bowser’s many hotels horrific play
Bowser’s many hotels horrific play
Bowser’s many hotels horrific play issues and garish video cutscenes aside
issues and garish video cutscenes aside
issues and garish video cutscenes aside it’s quite odd that a company that once
it’s quite odd that a company that once
it’s quite odd that a company that once operated a real-life love hotel would
operated a real-life love hotel would
operated a real-life love hotel would allow their mascot to haplessly wonder
allow their mascot to haplessly wonder
allow their mascot to haplessly wonder into anything resembling one number two
into anything resembling one number two
into anything resembling one number two Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games the
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games the
Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games the portly plumber has appeared in countless
portly plumber has appeared in countless
portly plumber has appeared in countless sport games ranging from golf to tennis
sport games ranging from golf to tennis
sport games ranging from golf to tennis one might suppose that that alone would
one might suppose that that alone would
one might suppose that that alone would make his entry into the Olympic Games
make his entry into the Olympic Games
make his entry into the Olympic Games easier to swallow what it doesn’t gloss
easier to swallow what it doesn’t gloss
easier to swallow what it doesn’t gloss over is the fact that he’s sharing space
over is the fact that he’s sharing space
over is the fact that he’s sharing space with his arch-nemesis from the 16-bit
with his arch-nemesis from the 16-bit
with his arch-nemesis from the 16-bit era seriously who believes that Mario
era seriously who believes that Mario
era seriously who believes that Mario could ever match Sonic the Hedgehog in a
could ever match Sonic the Hedgehog in a
could ever match Sonic the Hedgehog in a footrace number one fortune Street
footrace number one fortune Street
footrace number one fortune Street taking the top spot on our list is
taking the top spot on our list is
taking the top spot on our list is Mario’s attempt to cash in and all this
Mario’s attempt to cash in and all this
Mario’s attempt to cash in and all this recent economy talk that’s right it’s a
recent economy talk that’s right it’s a
recent economy talk that’s right it’s a board game like Mario Party which for
board game like Mario Party which for
board game like Mario Party which for gos traditional minigames in favor of
gos traditional minigames in favor of
gos traditional minigames in favor of all the fun there is to be had in the
all the fun there is to be had in the
all the fun there is to be had in the mortgage crisis why would marry you even
mortgage crisis why would marry you even
mortgage crisis why would marry you even bother with this anyway the guy collects
bother with this anyway the guy collects
bother with this anyway the guy collects so many gold coins he literally buys
so many gold coins he literally buys
so many gold coins he literally buys himself new lives all the time I don’t
himself new lives all the time I don’t
himself new lives all the time I don’t get it
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