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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 shark movies you want to talk about
shark movies you want to talk about
shark movies you want to talk about shucks I’ll tell you about shots that’ll
shucks I’ll tell you about shots that’ll
shucks I’ll tell you about shots that’ll make your pubes stand up straight like
make your pubes stand up straight like
make your pubes stand up straight like the first time you saw a naked booty for
the first time you saw a naked booty for
the first time you saw a naked booty for this list we’re looking at films that
this list we’re looking at films that
this list we’re looking at films that feature at least one shark in a
feature at least one shark in a
feature at least one shark in a prominent role or seen films like Orca
prominent role or seen films like Orca
prominent role or seen films like Orca the killer whale which were inspired by
the killer whale which were inspired by
the killer whale which were inspired by shark movies but don’t feature any of
shark movies but don’t feature any of
shark movies but don’t feature any of the sea creatures need not apply
the sea creatures need not apply
the sea creatures need not apply everybody loves him just the way he is
everybody loves him just the way he is
everybody loves him just the way he is number 10 Sharktopus first mate Steffi
number 10 Sharktopus first mate Steffi
number 10 Sharktopus first mate Steffi has just handed me some breaking news
has just handed me some breaking news
has just handed me some breaking news apparently a half shark half octopus has
apparently a half shark half octopus has
apparently a half shark half octopus has been sighted off the coast two miles
been sighted off the coast two miles
been sighted off the coast two miles south of Playa del Sol according to
south of Playa del Sol according to
south of Playa del Sol according to sources it is armed and dangerous with
sources it is armed and dangerous with
sources it is armed and dangerous with legendary b-movie producer Roger Corman
legendary b-movie producer Roger Corman
legendary b-movie producer Roger Corman working behind the scenes this sci-fi
working behind the scenes this sci-fi
working behind the scenes this sci-fi original film was bound to be a good
original film was bound to be a good
original film was bound to be a good time this better be good sans i stood up
time this better be good sans i stood up
time this better be good sans i stood up an admiral to be here trust me commander
an admiral to be here trust me commander
an admiral to be here trust me commander don’t want to see this featuring a US
don’t want to see this featuring a US
don’t want to see this featuring a US navy commissioned experiment in genetic
navy commissioned experiment in genetic
navy commissioned experiment in genetic splicing the titular half shark half
splicing the titular half shark half
splicing the titular half shark half octopus was designed to be a weapon s11
octopus was designed to be a weapon s11
octopus was designed to be a weapon s11 is now totally under our control blue
is now totally under our control blue
is now totally under our control blue water core has just created the Navy’s
water core has just created the Navy’s
water core has just created the Navy’s next super weapon sans crafty sob did it
next super weapon sans crafty sob did it
next super weapon sans crafty sob did it shockingly the beast escapes and
shockingly the beast escapes and
shockingly the beast escapes and terrorizes beachgoers which allows for
terrorizes beachgoers which allows for
terrorizes beachgoers which allows for epic gore and scantily clad victims
leave your brain at the door and have a
leave your brain at the door and have a fun time number nine bait 3d get help
fun time number nine bait 3d get help
fun time number nine bait 3d get help get out
get out
get out after a supermarket and the adjoining
after a supermarket and the adjoining
after a supermarket and the adjoining parking structure are flooded in this 3d
parking structure are flooded in this 3d
parking structure are flooded in this 3d horror thriller a group of survivors
horror thriller a group of survivors
horror thriller a group of survivors realized they are not alone holy shit
realized they are not alone holy shit
realized they are not alone holy shit Kyle what what hunted by two sharks the
Kyle what what hunted by two sharks the
Kyle what what hunted by two sharks the small group must work together to
small group must work together to
small group must work together to survive the deadly creatures and each
survive the deadly creatures and each
survive the deadly creatures and each other you think this will work
other you think this will work
other you think this will work absolutely I would need a cheeseburger
absolutely I would need a cheeseburger
absolutely I would need a cheeseburger with its wrapping on but of course I’m
with its wrapping on but of course I’m
with its wrapping on but of course I’m not a shark
featuring dynamic effects and gruesome
featuring dynamic effects and gruesome deaths the Australian Singaporean flick
deaths the Australian Singaporean flick
deaths the Australian Singaporean flick gives shark movie lovers exactly what
gives shark movie lovers exactly what
gives shark movie lovers exactly what they’re looking for okay
number eight Shark Tale hey mom said
number eight Shark Tale hey mom said it’s not okay to hit ah mom’s not here
it’s not okay to hit ah mom’s not here
it’s not okay to hit ah mom’s not here dad um dad and now for a change of pace
dad um dad and now for a change of pace
dad um dad and now for a change of pace well it may not be the first to come to
well it may not be the first to come to
well it may not be the first to come to mind when you think shark movies Shark
mind when you think shark movies Shark
mind when you think shark movies Shark Tale has its merits as a film set under
Tale has its merits as a film set under
Tale has its merits as a film set under the sea yoga was crazy right oh I mean
the sea yoga was crazy right oh I mean
the sea yoga was crazy right oh I mean everything set it’s a lot we good to go
everything set it’s a lot we good to go
everything set it’s a lot we good to go in the money and he trips underwater
in the money and he trips underwater
in the money and he trips underwater produced by DreamWorks the
produced by DreamWorks the
produced by DreamWorks the computer-animated comedy features the
computer-animated comedy features the
computer-animated comedy features the voice talents of Hollywood stars like
voice talents of Hollywood stars like
voice talents of Hollywood stars like Will Smith but my name is Oscar sweetie
Will Smith but my name is Oscar sweetie
Will Smith but my name is Oscar sweetie Angelina Jolie you just show who’s boss
Angelina Jolie you just show who’s boss
Angelina Jolie you just show who’s boss and those sharks will leave here bloom
and those sharks will leave here bloom
and those sharks will leave here bloom Robert De Niro and more long story short
Robert De Niro and more long story short
Robert De Niro and more long story short from now on yous work for Frankie and
from now on yous work for Frankie and
from now on yous work for Frankie and Lenny a bish this story of a blue street
Lenny a bish this story of a blue street
Lenny a bish this story of a blue street cleaner wrasse that gets wrapped up in
cleaner wrasse that gets wrapped up in
cleaner wrasse that gets wrapped up in the dealings of a criminal shark
the dealings of a criminal shark
the dealings of a criminal shark organization was also a box office
organization was also a box office
organization was also a box office winner during its first three weekends
winner during its first three weekends
winner during its first three weekends in theaters you need to slay a shock and
in theaters you need to slay a shock and
in theaters you need to slay a shock and I need to disappear here’s what we’re
I need to disappear here’s what we’re
I need to disappear here’s what we’re gonna do with tons of pop-culture
gonna do with tons of pop-culture
gonna do with tons of pop-culture references and the ability to
references and the ability to
references and the ability to successfully appeal to both children and
successfully appeal to both children and
successfully appeal to both children and adults and you tell John lame-o I don’t
adults and you tell John lame-o I don’t
adults and you tell John lame-o I don’t ever want to see another shark on this
ever want to see another shark on this
ever want to see another shark on this reef again number 7 jaws 2 what I’m
reef again number 7 jaws 2 what I’m
reef again number 7 jaws 2 what I’m telling you and I’m telling everybody at
telling you and I’m telling everybody at
telling you and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark and I
this table that that’s a shark and I
this table that that’s a shark and I know what a shark looks like because
know what a shark looks like because
know what a shark looks like because I’ve seen one up close and you better do
I’ve seen one up close and you better do
I’ve seen one up close and you better do something about this one because I don’t
something about this one because I don’t
something about this one because I don’t intend to go through that hell again
intend to go through that hell again
intend to go through that hell again picking up four years after the events
picking up four years after the events
picking up four years after the events of the original this horror thriller
of the original this horror thriller
of the original this horror thriller chronicles chief Brody’s children’s
chronicles chief Brody’s children’s
chronicles chief Brody’s children’s fight to survive the second shark attack
fight to survive the second shark attack
fight to survive the second shark attack to terrorize the small town of Amity
to terrorize the small town of Amity
to terrorize the small town of Amity Island
the boys join a small group of teens on
the boys join a small group of teens on a series of boats in the water when a
a series of boats in the water when a
a series of boats in the water when a shark begins to pick them off one at a
shark begins to pick them off one at a
shark begins to pick them off one at a time featuring one of the most unique
time featuring one of the most unique
time featuring one of the most unique helicopter scenes of all time jaws 2 was
helicopter scenes of all time jaws 2 was
helicopter scenes of all time jaws 2 was a box-office hit and a sequel that’s not
a box-office hit and a sequel that’s not
a box-office hit and a sequel that’s not to be missed number 6 the deep what’s
to be missed number 6 the deep what’s
to be missed number 6 the deep what’s wrong I’m not learning not now that’s
wrong I’m not learning not now that’s
wrong I’m not learning not now that’s the biggest moray eel ever saw I wanted
the biggest moray eel ever saw I wanted
the biggest moray eel ever saw I wanted you for a cover based on the follow-up
you for a cover based on the follow-up
you for a cover based on the follow-up novel published by jaws author Peter
novel published by jaws author Peter
novel published by jaws author Peter Benchley this project was accompanied by
Benchley this project was accompanied by
Benchley this project was accompanied by huge expectations one of your name on
huge expectations one of your name on
huge expectations one of your name on the fly and the underwater sequences
the fly and the underwater sequences
the fly and the underwater sequences featuring many deadly predators lived up
featuring many deadly predators lived up
featuring many deadly predators lived up to many of them I’m not doing that I’m
to many of them I’m not doing that I’m
to many of them I’m not doing that I’m going down there and you’re gonna have
going down there and you’re gonna have
going down there and you’re gonna have to blow me up – under attack by morays
to blow me up – under attack by morays
to blow me up – under attack by morays things are getting tense but it’s not
things are getting tense but it’s not
things are getting tense but it’s not until a shark shows up to hunt Nick
until a shark shows up to hunt Nick
until a shark shows up to hunt Nick Nolte’s protagonist that things really
Nolte’s protagonist that things really
Nolte’s protagonist that things really get scary into deep
number five sharknado
number five sharknado we are here live at the Santa Monica
we are here live at the Santa Monica
we are here live at the Santa Monica Pier
Pier
Pier the massive storm tore through this
the massive storm tore through this
the massive storm tore through this popular attraction the waves also
popular attraction the waves also
popular attraction the waves also brought in sharks which of injured
brought in sharks which of injured
brought in sharks which of injured dozens of killed several people
dozens of killed several people
dozens of killed several people there aren’t many made-for-tv movies
there aren’t many made-for-tv movies
there aren’t many made-for-tv movies that manage to become water cooler talk
that manage to become water cooler talk
that manage to become water cooler talk but sharknado certainly pulled off that
but sharknado certainly pulled off that
but sharknado certainly pulled off that feat looks like at that time of the
feat looks like at that time of the
feat looks like at that time of the month combined a completely silly plot
month combined a completely silly plot
month combined a completely silly plot there are sharks playing streets actors
there are sharks playing streets actors
there are sharks playing streets actors who have become walking punch lines and
who have become walking punch lines and
who have become walking punch lines and now there’s once a man you’re born and a
now there’s once a man you’re born and a
now there’s once a man you’re born and a script that takes itself far too
script that takes itself far too
script that takes itself far too seriously and the end results are
seriously and the end results are
seriously and the end results are one-of-a-kind what is that
one-of-a-kind what is that
one-of-a-kind what is that it’s a waterspout
it’s a waterspout
it’s a waterspout tornado over the ocean where I get
tornado over the ocean where I get
tornado over the ocean where I get sucked up into the air
sucked up into the air
sucked up into the air a tornado infested with sharks that’s
a tornado infested with sharks that’s
a tornado infested with sharks that’s coming to kill you and everyone you love
coming to kill you and everyone you love
coming to kill you and everyone you love what’s there not to love about that
number four the reef after a sale could
number four the reef after a sale could have delivered the boat Indonesia the
have delivered the boat Indonesia the
have delivered the boat Indonesia the guy screwing four uses five people on a
guy screwing four uses five people on a
guy screwing four uses five people on a yacht are sailing to Indonesia when they
yacht are sailing to Indonesia when they
yacht are sailing to Indonesia when they strike a reef and capsize what happened
strike a reef and capsize what happened
strike a reef and capsize what happened did I must have hit something very a
did I must have hit something very a
did I must have hit something very a while soon
while soon
while soon they realize they have no way to signal
they realize they have no way to signal
they realize they have no way to signal for help and if they’re gonna live they
for help and if they’re gonna live they
for help and if they’re gonna live they have no choice but to swim for land
have no choice but to swim for land
have no choice but to swim for land there’s a current drifting further out
there’s a current drifting further out
there’s a current drifting further out to sea the budget I think it’s gonna
to sea the budget I think it’s gonna
to sea the budget I think it’s gonna stay a flight buoyed by magnificent
stay a flight buoyed by magnificent
stay a flight buoyed by magnificent shark effects and the fact that anyone
shark effects and the fact that anyone
shark effects and the fact that anyone can be devoured at any second as they
can be devoured at any second as they
can be devoured at any second as they float across the ocean shark fans should
float across the ocean shark fans should
float across the ocean shark fans should not miss the reef after all it’s a
not miss the reef after all it’s a
not miss the reef after all it’s a killer good time number three deep blue
killer good time number three deep blue
killer good time number three deep blue sea beneath its glassy surface a world
sea beneath its glassy surface a world
sea beneath its glassy surface a world of gliding monsters when scientists
of gliding monsters when scientists
of gliding monsters when scientists modify several great whites in an
modify several great whites in an
modify several great whites in an attempt to enlarge their brains so they
attempt to enlarge their brains so they
attempt to enlarge their brains so they can harvest chemicals from them things
can harvest chemicals from them things
can harvest chemicals from them things go horribly awry
in this sci-fi horror the altered sharks
in this sci-fi horror the altered sharks are both massive and have intelligence
are both massive and have intelligence
are both massive and have intelligence on par with humans now you see how that
on par with humans now you see how that
on par with humans now you see how that works
works
works she’s food with the sharks and other
she’s food with the sharks and other
she’s food with the sharks and other sharks to school with us and as a result
sharks to school with us and as a result
sharks to school with us and as a result they’re able to devise ways to escape
they’re able to devise ways to escape
they’re able to devise ways to escape their captors and eat a few tasty humans
their captors and eat a few tasty humans
their captors and eat a few tasty humans along the way what you’ve done is taking
along the way what you’ve done is taking
along the way what you’ve done is taking God’s oldest killing machine and given
God’s oldest killing machine and given
God’s oldest killing machine and given it will and desire what you’ve done is
it will and desire what you’ve done is
it will and desire what you’ve done is knock us all the way to the bottom of
knock us all the way to the bottom of
knock us all the way to the bottom of the goddamn food chain watching a normal
the goddamn food chain watching a normal
the goddamn food chain watching a normal shark hunt people is cool but watching
shark hunt people is cool but watching
shark hunt people is cool but watching giant ones who are outwitting them at
giant ones who are outwitting them at
giant ones who are outwitting them at every turn is just plain awesome number
every turn is just plain awesome number
every turn is just plain awesome number two open water thundershowers tomorrow
two open water thundershowers tomorrow
two open water thundershowers tomorrow night late looks like it’s gonna be
night late looks like it’s gonna be
night late looks like it’s gonna be crowded on the boat tomorrow I hope it’s
crowded on the boat tomorrow I hope it’s
crowded on the boat tomorrow I hope it’s not a cattle boat this psychological
not a cattle boat this psychological
not a cattle boat this psychological horror is loosely based on the true
horror is loosely based on the true
horror is loosely based on the true story of a scuba diving couple that is
story of a scuba diving couple that is
story of a scuba diving couple that is forgotten by their group and abandoned
forgotten by their group and abandoned
forgotten by their group and abandoned in the middle of the ocean think of
in the middle of the ocean think of
in the middle of the ocean think of trying to swim swim win
trying to swim swim win
trying to swim swim win before long they both receive bites on
before long they both receive bites on
before long they both receive bites on their legs from sharks and are bleeding
their legs from sharks and are bleeding
their legs from sharks and are bleeding out tell me now did I get cut I don’t
out tell me now did I get cut I don’t
out tell me now did I get cut I don’t know maybe you rubbed him gifts my knife
know maybe you rubbed him gifts my knife
know maybe you rubbed him gifts my knife while we were sleeping or something oh
while we were sleeping or something oh
while we were sleeping or something oh come on it wasn’t a shark was it oh my
come on it wasn’t a shark was it oh my
come on it wasn’t a shark was it oh my god no honey are you sure no if it was a
god no honey are you sure no if it was a
god no honey are you sure no if it was a shark your leg it’d be gone shot on
shark your leg it’d be gone shot on
shark your leg it’d be gone shot on digital video to give it a more
digital video to give it a more
digital video to give it a more realistic feel open waters filmmakers
realistic feel open waters filmmakers
realistic feel open waters filmmakers managed to make the drama almost
managed to make the drama almost
managed to make the drama almost impossible not to relate to as the
impossible not to relate to as the
impossible not to relate to as the horror the couple was undoubtedly
horror the couple was undoubtedly
horror the couple was undoubtedly feeling really came through before we
feeling really came through before we
feeling really came through before we take a bite out of our top pick here are
take a bite out of our top pick here are
take a bite out of our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
number one jaws how much tender is the
number one jaws how much tender is the kid was Joshua you know there’s a good
kid was Joshua you know there’s a good
kid was Joshua you know there’s a good reason that four years after its release
reason that four years after its release
reason that four years after its release some viewers were afraid to go in the
some viewers were afraid to go in the
some viewers were afraid to go in the water
Steven Spielberg uses the thrillers
Steven Spielberg uses the thrillers mechanical shark sparingly instead using
mechanical shark sparingly instead using
mechanical shark sparingly instead using the score all in this sheet make it this
film angles and the acting chops of his
film angles and the acting chops of his cast to raise the tension until it’s
cast to raise the tension until it’s
cast to raise the tension until it’s nearly unbearable I think that I am
nearly unbearable I think that I am
nearly unbearable I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are
familiar with the fact that you are
familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem
going to ignore this particular problem
going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the
until it swims up and bites you on the
until it swims up and bites you on the ass by the time we actually see the
ass by the time we actually see the
ass by the time we actually see the shark attack it seems there’s no way
shark attack it seems there’s no way
shark attack it seems there’s no way anyone could avoid dying at the massive
anyone could avoid dying at the massive
anyone could avoid dying at the massive creatures hand or teeth he’s lowering a
creatures hand or teeth he’s lowering a
creatures hand or teeth he’s lowering a cage I can go slower heads come on down
cage I can go slower heads come on down
cage I can go slower heads come on down and chump some of this shit
critically lauded and a box-office smash
critically lauded and a box-office smash jaws is without a doubt the ultimate
jaws is without a doubt the ultimate
jaws is without a doubt the ultimate shark movie you’re gonna need a bigger
shark movie you’re gonna need a bigger
shark movie you’re gonna need a bigger potion do you agree with our list that’s
potion do you agree with our list that’s
potion do you agree with our list that’s more like what’s your favorite shark
more like what’s your favorite shark
more like what’s your favorite shark movie
movie
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