
I’m in the small town of huallin by Australia and a watering hole aptly
Australia and a watering hole aptly
Australia and a watering hole aptly named the wall and by tavern and I’ve
named the wall and by tavern and I’ve
named the wall and by tavern and I’ve stumbled upon a couple of regulars here
stumbled upon a couple of regulars here
stumbled upon a couple of regulars here you guys live here if their names are
you guys live here if their names are
you guys live here if their names are Lindsay and Dennis they tell me that
Lindsay and Dennis they tell me that
Lindsay and Dennis they tell me that this tavern has a colorful past well
this tavern has a colorful past well
this tavern has a colorful past well there’s been Kevin’s here it’s bad i
there’s been Kevin’s here it’s bad i
there’s been Kevin’s here it’s bad i don’t– 28 there’s been about four or
don’t– 28 there’s been about four or
don’t– 28 there’s been about four or five here at the one in 1959 that was
five here at the one in 1959 that was
five here at the one in 1959 that was the one that burned down when Mel Jude
the one that burned down when Mel Jude
the one that burned down when Mel Jude put petrol into the kerosene
put petrol into the kerosene
put petrol into the kerosene refrigerator in the bird down part of
refrigerator in the bird down part of
refrigerator in the bird down part of what makes this place so special is the
what makes this place so special is the
what makes this place so special is the legendary dr. Melville gered why is he a
legendary dr. Melville gered why is he a
legendary dr. Melville gered why is he a legend yeah because he actually
legend yeah because he actually
legend yeah because he actually developed dr. George jungle juice what
developed dr. George jungle juice what
developed dr. George jungle juice what was he a doctor of um jungle juice
was he a doctor of um jungle juice
was he a doctor of um jungle juice anxious okay legend has it that this
anxious okay legend has it that this
anxious okay legend has it that this so-called doctor took unfinished
so-called doctor took unfinished
so-called doctor took unfinished leftovers from other people’s drinks
leftovers from other people’s drinks
leftovers from other people’s drinks mixed them together and sold the
mixed them together and sold the
mixed them together and sold the concoction back to the customers the
concoction back to the customers the
concoction back to the customers the next day in the early days there was
next day in the early days there was
next day in the early days there was used to be a huge glass jar about so
used to be a huge glass jar about so
used to be a huge glass jar about so tall it was in the pub and all the slots
tall it was in the pub and all the slots
tall it was in the pub and all the slots of drinks or went into hell just no no
of drinks or went into hell just no no
of drinks or went into hell just no no and then they’d they’d put other stuff
and then they’d they’d put other stuff
and then they’d they’d put other stuff in it the little it all happened there’s
in it the little it all happened there’s
in it the little it all happened there’s a people drink so much here that they
a people drink so much here that they
a people drink so much here that they drank the pub dry okay oh the tavern
drank the pub dry okay oh the tavern
drank the pub dry okay oh the tavern drive nice day so there and said okay
drive nice day so there and said okay
drive nice day so there and said okay how do I fix that up or like take words
how do I fix that up or like take words
how do I fix that up or like take words yeah come off the table and I mix
yeah come off the table and I mix
yeah come off the table and I mix something up and here it is for the next
something up and here it is for the next
something up and here it is for the next day today they serve a non backwashed
day today they serve a non backwashed
day today they serve a non backwashed version of it which I as the host of a
version of it which I as the host of a
version of it which I as the host of a drinking show am duty-bound to try oh
drinking show am duty-bound to try oh
drinking show am duty-bound to try oh thank you yeah you’re not gonna die uh
thank you yeah you’re not gonna die uh
thank you yeah you’re not gonna die uh what happened well you mean you want us
what happened well you mean you want us
what happened well you mean you want us to drink this and I say hello America
to drink this and I say hello America
to drink this and I say hello America yeah but we would buy a miracle if I
yeah but we would buy a miracle if I
yeah but we would buy a miracle if I shall be afraid potent this opponent
shall be afraid potent this opponent
shall be afraid potent this opponent Ellen of these with your feet off the
Ellen of these with your feet off the
Ellen of these with your feet off the ground in Asia prematurely in the 1960s
ground in Asia prematurely in the 1960s
ground in Asia prematurely in the 1960s they standardized the recipe which
they standardized the recipe which
they standardized the recipe which remains a secret blend of port wine and
remains a secret blend of port wine and
remains a secret blend of port wine and hard alcohol it’s generally for special
hard alcohol it’s generally for special
hard alcohol it’s generally for special occasions and not something the regulars
occasions and not something the regulars
occasions and not something the regulars drink on a daily basis
drink on a daily basis
drink on a daily basis it’s too bad too bad what yessir it’s
it’s too bad too bad what yessir it’s
it’s too bad too bad what yessir it’s Maxie that’s what happened
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