they say that with great power comes great responsibility but what about
great responsibility but what about
great responsibility but what about those heroes whose powers are well not
those heroes whose powers are well not
those heroes whose powers are well not so great welcome to watchmojo.com and
so great welcome to watchmojo.com and
so great welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten ridiculous superhero powers
the top ten ridiculous superhero powers
the top ten ridiculous superhero powers for this list we found the weirdest and
for this list we found the weirdest and
for this list we found the weirdest and most bizarre powers wielded by comic
most bizarre powers wielded by comic
most bizarre powers wielded by comic book heroes that likely have little to
book heroes that likely have little to
book heroes that likely have little to no practical use in a battle setting or
no practical use in a battle setting or
no practical use in a battle setting or at least they’re so poorly presented by
at least they’re so poorly presented by
at least they’re so poorly presented by the creators they seem ridiculous now
the creators they seem ridiculous now
the creators they seem ridiculous now let’s get ready for some last number 10
let’s get ready for some last number 10
let’s get ready for some last number 10 madam fatal
madam fatal
madam fatal madam fatal popped up in the first issue
madam fatal popped up in the first issue
madam fatal popped up in the first issue of crack comics way back in 1940 despite
of crack comics way back in 1940 despite
of crack comics way back in 1940 despite her name the good madam isn’t a woman at
her name the good madam isn’t a woman at
her name the good madam isn’t a woman at all she’s an actor who fights crime by
all she’s an actor who fights crime by
all she’s an actor who fights crime by naturally dressing up as a frail old
naturally dressing up as a frail old
naturally dressing up as a frail old lady transvestitism isn’t actually a
lady transvestitism isn’t actually a
lady transvestitism isn’t actually a power but madam fatal has a sidekick
power but madam fatal has a sidekick
power but madam fatal has a sidekick parrot with a ridiculous power he can
parrot with a ridiculous power he can
parrot with a ridiculous power he can recite Shakespeare very handy forsooth
recite Shakespeare very handy forsooth
recite Shakespeare very handy forsooth amazingly madam fatal rant for almost
amazingly madam fatal rant for almost
amazingly madam fatal rant for almost two years must have been the parrot
two years must have been the parrot
two years must have been the parrot number nine bouncing boy the comic
number nine bouncing boy the comic
number nine bouncing boy the comic relief of the Legion of super-heroes
relief of the Legion of super-heroes
relief of the Legion of super-heroes bouncing boy has the amazing ability to
bouncing boy has the amazing ability to
bouncing boy has the amazing ability to inflate his already ample figure into a
inflate his already ample figure into a
inflate his already ample figure into a giant ball and bounce all over the place
giant ball and bounce all over the place
giant ball and bounce all over the place seriously unless the Legion was attacked
seriously unless the Legion was attacked
seriously unless the Legion was attacked by a bunch of giant bowling pins was
by a bunch of giant bowling pins was
by a bunch of giant bowling pins was there ever any use for this guy and
there ever any use for this guy and
there ever any use for this guy and somehow blubber-boy a bouncing boy
somehow blubber-boy a bouncing boy
somehow blubber-boy a bouncing boy managed to win over duo damsel one of
managed to win over duo damsel one of
managed to win over duo damsel one of the legions choicest heroines you know
the legions choicest heroines you know
the legions choicest heroines you know in the right circumstances bouncing must
in the right circumstances bouncing must
in the right circumstances bouncing must have some interesting advantages number
have some interesting advantages number
have some interesting advantages number eight hindsight lad part of Marvel’s new
eight hindsight lad part of Marvel’s new
eight hindsight lad part of Marvel’s new Warriors team hindsight lad has the
Warriors team hindsight lad has the
Warriors team hindsight lad has the awesome ability to tell you just what
awesome ability to tell you just what
awesome ability to tell you just what you did wrong and how you could have
you did wrong and how you could have
you did wrong and how you could have done it better dude do you have any idea
done it better dude do you have any idea
done it better dude do you have any idea how annoying that is everyone’s a Monday
how annoying that is everyone’s a Monday
how annoying that is everyone’s a Monday Morning Quarterback call us when you
Morning Quarterback call us when you
Morning Quarterback call us when you come up with a way to fight the bad guys
come up with a way to fight the bad guys
come up with a way to fight the bad guys in advance for
in advance for
in advance for other than when it’s all over number
other than when it’s all over number
other than when it’s all over number seven dog welder dog welder is part of
seven dog welder dog welder is part of
seven dog welder dog welder is part of DC section eight a comically bizarre
DC section eight a comically bizarre
DC section eight a comically bizarre group of heroes and he has the ability
group of heroes and he has the ability
group of heroes and he has the ability to weld dead dogs to a person now this
to weld dead dogs to a person now this
to weld dead dogs to a person now this is just wrong
is just wrong
is just wrong plate four rather black laughs dog
plate four rather black laughs dog
plate four rather black laughs dog welder doesn’t have much personality he
welder doesn’t have much personality he
welder doesn’t have much personality he doesn’t really speak and he doesn’t come
doesn’t really speak and he doesn’t come
doesn’t really speak and he doesn’t come alive except when he’s got a deceased
alive except when he’s got a deceased
alive except when he’s got a deceased canine and a torch in his hands hey at
canine and a torch in his hands hey at
canine and a torch in his hands hey at least it gets him out of the house
least it gets him out of the house
least it gets him out of the house number six Thunderer so it’s the early
number six Thunderer so it’s the early
number six Thunderer so it’s the early 1940s you’re a radio operator who’s
1940s you’re a radio operator who’s
1940s you’re a radio operator who’s worried about crooks and Nazis what do
worried about crooks and Nazis what do
worried about crooks and Nazis what do you do put on a costume with a built-in
you do put on a costume with a built-in
you do put on a costume with a built-in microphone of course one that lets you
microphone of course one that lets you
microphone of course one that lets you talk really really loud and that’s the
talk really really loud and that’s the
talk really really loud and that’s the Thunderer a short-lived Marvel character
Thunderer a short-lived Marvel character
Thunderer a short-lived Marvel character okay it’s true that its power could
okay it’s true that its power could
okay it’s true that its power could knock down a building but nobody likes a
knock down a building but nobody likes a
knock down a building but nobody likes a loudmouth number five zeitgeist ever
loudmouth number five zeitgeist ever
loudmouth number five zeitgeist ever have one of those dates where you’re
have one of those dates where you’re
have one of those dates where you’re leaning over for a kiss and without
leaning over for a kiss and without
leaning over for a kiss and without warning you spew a ton of acid in your
warning you spew a ton of acid in your
warning you spew a ton of acid in your partner’s face yes either but it
partner’s face yes either but it
partner’s face yes either but it happened to this dude Alex Clooney and
happened to this dude Alex Clooney and
happened to this dude Alex Clooney and he did the only sensible thing when
he did the only sensible thing when
he did the only sensible thing when faced with such adversity he adopted the
faced with such adversity he adopted the
faced with such adversity he adopted the name zeitgeist and started throwing up
name zeitgeist and started throwing up
name zeitgeist and started throwing up all over baddies as part of x-force memo
all over baddies as part of x-force memo
all over baddies as part of x-force memo to zeitgeist stock up on the mouthwash
to zeitgeist stock up on the mouthwash
to zeitgeist stock up on the mouthwash number four Dazzler never create a
number four Dazzler never create a
number four Dazzler never create a superhero in collaboration with a record
superhero in collaboration with a record
superhero in collaboration with a record company
company
company Dazzler was created by Marvel and
Dazzler was created by Marvel and
Dazzler was created by Marvel and Casablanca Records home of Donna Summer
Casablanca Records home of Donna Summer
Casablanca Records home of Donna Summer and the Village People and yes she was a
and the Village People and yes she was a
and the Village People and yes she was a superhero and a disco star for power
superhero and a disco star for power
superhero and a disco star for power taking rocking hot music and making it
taking rocking hot music and making it
taking rocking hot music and making it into Light Beings it’s actually a great
into Light Beings it’s actually a great
into Light Beings it’s actually a great power to have if you own a disco and
power to have if you own a disco and
power to have if you own a disco and your mirror ball breaks number three
your mirror ball breaks number three
your mirror ball breaks number three color kid a member of the legion of
color kid a member of the legion of
color kid a member of the legion of substitute heroes color kid can change
substitute heroes color kid can change
substitute heroes color kid can change the color of any object and well that’s
the color of any object and well that’s
the color of any object and well that’s it actually it’s not a great power but
it actually it’s not a great power but
it actually it’s not a great power but it comes in handy when okay hold on
it comes in handy when okay hold on
it comes in handy when okay hold on let’s say some super villain is wearing
let’s say some super villain is wearing
let’s say some super villain is wearing a costume that clashes so much it really
a costume that clashes so much it really
a costume that clashes so much it really hurts your eyes color kid could change
hurts your eyes color kid could change
hurts your eyes color kid could change the colors into something harmonious
the colors into something harmonious
the colors into something harmonious making it easier to fight the baddie
making it easier to fight the baddie
making it easier to fight the baddie or not number two arm fall off Boy Color
or not number two arm fall off Boy Color
or not number two arm fall off Boy Color kid at least has a home with the legion
kid at least has a home with the legion
kid at least has a home with the legion of substitute heroes but even they don’t
of substitute heroes but even they don’t
of substitute heroes but even they don’t want arm fall off boy his name doesn’t
want arm fall off boy his name doesn’t
want arm fall off boy his name doesn’t lie his power is detaching his arm and
lie his power is detaching his arm and
lie his power is detaching his arm and using it to whack evildoers unlike most
using it to whack evildoers unlike most
using it to whack evildoers unlike most of the other heroes on this list arm
of the other heroes on this list arm
of the other heroes on this list arm fall off boys power was intended to be a
fall off boys power was intended to be a
fall off boys power was intended to be a joke at least that’s what they claimed
joke at least that’s what they claimed
joke at least that’s what they claimed before we unmasked our top pick here are
before we unmasked our top pick here are
before we unmasked our top pick here are a few honorable or dishonorable mentions
number one Squirrel Girl give it up for
number one Squirrel Girl give it up for Squirrel Girl
Squirrel Girl
Squirrel Girl she can twitch her tail like no one’s
she can twitch her tail like no one’s
she can twitch her tail like no one’s business chew through all the bark you
business chew through all the bark you
business chew through all the bark you want and tell her deepest secrets to the
want and tell her deepest secrets to the
want and tell her deepest secrets to the squirrels but then so could rocket J
squirrels but then so could rocket J
squirrels but then so could rocket J squirrel the rocky didn’t have his own
squirrel the rocky didn’t have his own
squirrel the rocky didn’t have his own gyrocopter called of course the squirrel
gyrocopter called of course the squirrel
gyrocopter called of course the squirrel a gig
a gig
a gig seriously squirrels are cute but if
seriously squirrels are cute but if
seriously squirrels are cute but if their abilities were so awesome they’d
their abilities were so awesome they’d
their abilities were so awesome they’d be the ones tossing nuts to us do you
be the ones tossing nuts to us do you
be the ones tossing nuts to us do you agree with our picks
agree with our picks
agree with our picks what other superheroes with lame or
what other superheroes with lame or
what other superheroes with lame or Ludacris powers should we have
Ludacris powers should we have
Ludacris powers should we have considered for this list for more
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