do you have a cell phone I could use why someone’s got a call Kahn and let
why someone’s got a call Kahn and let
why someone’s got a call Kahn and let him know one of his angels is missing
him know one of his angels is missing
him know one of his angels is missing when you’re looking for love you need
when you’re looking for love you need
when you’re looking for love you need the words to be right sometimes though
the words to be right sometimes though
the words to be right sometimes though they’re more hilarious than heartfelt
they’re more hilarious than heartfelt
they’re more hilarious than heartfelt suck me beautiful ha welcome to
suck me beautiful ha welcome to
suck me beautiful ha welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 quirky
down our picks for the top 10 quirky
down our picks for the top 10 quirky movie pick-up lines no I don’t want to
movie pick-up lines no I don’t want to
movie pick-up lines no I don’t want to go to a party in your pants very well
go to a party in your pants very well
go to a party in your pants very well Ian she liked to go to a party in my
Ian she liked to go to a party in my
Ian she liked to go to a party in my pants for this list we’ve looked at
pants for this list we’ve looked at
pants for this list we’ve looked at allmovie pickup lines but have only
allmovie pickup lines but have only
allmovie pickup lines but have only selected the funniest most cheesy or
selected the funniest most cheesy or
selected the funniest most cheesy or most ridiculous they can be successful
most ridiculous they can be successful
most ridiculous they can be successful or unsuccessful as long as they get us
or unsuccessful as long as they get us
or unsuccessful as long as they get us laughing and are not used on wives or
laughing and are not used on wives or
laughing and are not used on wives or exes
number ten predicting the future hitch
number ten predicting the future hitch drink usually beer tonight Grey Goose
drink usually beer tonight Grey Goose
drink usually beer tonight Grey Goose martini dirty in our first scene hitches
martini dirty in our first scene hitches
martini dirty in our first scene hitches girl is almost hijacked but thankfully
girl is almost hijacked but thankfully
girl is almost hijacked but thankfully the guys about as smooth as sandpaper hi
the guys about as smooth as sandpaper hi
the guys about as smooth as sandpaper hi I noticed your glass was getting a
I noticed your glass was getting a
I noticed your glass was getting a little low so I took the liberty of
little low so I took the liberty of
little low so I took the liberty of bringing you another apple martini with
bringing you another apple martini with
bringing you another apple martini with this opening line he comes on strong but
this opening line he comes on strong but
this opening line he comes on strong but the rest of his pitch is decidedly weak
the rest of his pitch is decidedly weak
the rest of his pitch is decidedly weak and I couldn’t help but notice you look
and I couldn’t help but notice you look
and I couldn’t help but notice you look a lot like my next girlfriend made all
a lot like my next girlfriend made all
a lot like my next girlfriend made all the more cringe-worthy by Will Smith’s
the more cringe-worthy by Will Smith’s
the more cringe-worthy by Will Smith’s close proximity this is an effort that
close proximity this is an effort that
close proximity this is an effort that was doomed from the start and when it’s
was doomed from the start and when it’s
was doomed from the start and when it’s followed up by Smith’s ultra
followed up by Smith’s ultra
followed up by Smith’s ultra professional pickup
professional pickup
professional pickup it just seems all the more pathetic now
it just seems all the more pathetic now
it just seems all the more pathetic now on the one hand it is very difficult for
on the one hand it is very difficult for
on the one hand it is very difficult for a man to even speak to someone it looks
a man to even speak to someone it looks
a man to even speak to someone it looks like you but on the other hand should
like you but on the other hand should
like you but on the other hand should that be your problem we couldn’t help
that be your problem we couldn’t help
that be your problem we couldn’t help but notice that he looked like a fool
but notice that he looked like a fool
but notice that he looked like a fool nice to meet you Jim you too
number nine super stalker Van Wilder
number nine super stalker Van Wilder when I think of all for you blonde
when I think of all for you blonde
when I think of all for you blonde bombshell Tara Reid is on the receiving
bombshell Tara Reid is on the receiving
bombshell Tara Reid is on the receiving end of our next cheeky chat up line
end of our next cheeky chat up line
end of our next cheeky chat up line delivered by Ryan Reynolds with aplomb
delivered by Ryan Reynolds with aplomb
delivered by Ryan Reynolds with aplomb avoiding graduation because I’m scared
avoiding graduation because I’m scared
avoiding graduation because I’m scared this movie is rife with teenage libido
this movie is rife with teenage libido
this movie is rife with teenage libido and Van Wilder is the supremely
and Van Wilder is the supremely
and Van Wilder is the supremely confident big man on campus
confident big man on campus
confident big man on campus he’s been there for seven years and he’s
he’s been there for seven years and he’s
he’s been there for seven years and he’s a legendary lover and it’s classic quips
a legendary lover and it’s classic quips
a legendary lover and it’s classic quips like this that have earned him his sexy
like this that have earned him his sexy
like this that have earned him his sexy status it’s cheesy yes but in a cute way
status it’s cheesy yes but in a cute way
status it’s cheesy yes but in a cute way are you stalking me because that would
are you stalking me because that would
are you stalking me because that would be super if she wasn’t stalking him she
be super if she wasn’t stalking him she
be super if she wasn’t stalking him she will be now you gotta let your heart
will be now you gotta let your heart
will be now you gotta let your heart lead you even if you know what some
lead you even if you know what some
lead you even if you know what some place you know you’re not supposed to be
place you know you’re not supposed to be
place you know you’re not supposed to be how often does your heart lead you until
how often does your heart lead you until
how often does your heart lead you until on Zakhar this would be a first
on Zakhar this would be a first
on Zakhar this would be a first how about you number eight the look in
how about you number eight the look in
how about you number eight the look in your eye
your eye
your eye Scarface what go read it – yeah sure
Scarface what go read it – yeah sure
Scarface what go read it – yeah sure going Tony you’ll pass as a fuck at
going Tony you’ll pass as a fuck at
going Tony you’ll pass as a fuck at number eight we get angry but there’s
number eight we get angry but there’s
number eight we get angry but there’s plenty of sexual tension as well
plenty of sexual tension as well
plenty of sexual tension as well what’s your night thankful Elvira is
what’s your night thankful Elvira is
what’s your night thankful Elvira is dancing and not surprisingly she’s
dancing and not surprisingly she’s
dancing and not surprisingly she’s caught the eye of Tony Montana
caught the eye of Tony Montana
caught the eye of Tony Montana I just tried every Friday at all he
I just tried every Friday at all he
I just tried every Friday at all he tries the small talk
tries the small talk
tries the small talk but is rebuffed with racial stereotypes
but is rebuffed with racial stereotypes
but is rebuffed with racial stereotypes offended but determined Montana heads
offended but determined Montana heads
offended but determined Montana heads straight for the sweet spot we’re
straight for the sweet spot we’re
straight for the sweet spot we’re looking to hear for body good for legs
looking to hear for body good for legs
looking to hear for body good for legs beautiful face no disguising
beautiful face no disguising
beautiful face no disguising probably got a look in your eye like you
probably got a look in your eye like you
probably got a look in your eye like you having me here here exactly how much sex
having me here here exactly how much sex
having me here here exactly how much sex Elvira’s had is really immaterial
Elvira’s had is really immaterial
Elvira’s had is really immaterial montana has finally gotten her rise from
montana has finally gotten her rise from
montana has finally gotten her rise from her don’t call me baby I’m not your baby
her don’t call me baby I’m not your baby
her don’t call me baby I’m not your baby she’s not his baby but she will be soon
she’s not his baby but she will be soon
she’s not his baby but she will be soon what a lucky guy
you see that girl over there number
you see that girl over there number seven milk Napoleon Dynamite she pagan
seven milk Napoleon Dynamite she pagan
seven milk Napoleon Dynamite she pagan looking to dare me to go talk to her
looking to dare me to go talk to her
looking to dare me to go talk to her the school cafeteria isn’t most people’s
the school cafeteria isn’t most people’s
the school cafeteria isn’t most people’s first choice of hunting ground
first choice of hunting ground
first choice of hunting ground but then Napoleon Dynamite isn’t most
but then Napoleon Dynamite isn’t most
but then Napoleon Dynamite isn’t most people’s first choice of sexual predator
people’s first choice of sexual predator
people’s first choice of sexual predator this pickups laid down with such
this pickups laid down with such
this pickups laid down with such nonchalance that it’s easy to miss it
nonchalance that it’s easy to miss it
nonchalance that it’s easy to miss it altogether especially when we’re all
altogether especially when we’re all
altogether especially when we’re all looking at the piece of sandwich stuck
looking at the piece of sandwich stuck
looking at the piece of sandwich stuck to this girl’s top lip I see you
to this girl’s top lip I see you
to this girl’s top lip I see you drinking one percent is that cuz you
drinking one percent is that cuz you
drinking one percent is that cuz you think you’re fat cuz you’re not you
think you’re fat cuz you’re not you
think you’re fat cuz you’re not you could be drinking whole if you wanted to
could be drinking whole if you wanted to
could be drinking whole if you wanted to but she’s in need of a napkin and in
but she’s in need of a napkin and in
but she’s in need of a napkin and in need of a nerd I have all your equipment
need of a nerd I have all your equipment
need of a nerd I have all your equipment in my locker should probably come get it
in my locker should probably come get it
in my locker should probably come get it cuz I can’t fit my nunchucks in there
cuz I can’t fit my nunchucks in there
cuz I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore
anymore
anymore enter Napoleon and his unconventional
enter Napoleon and his unconventional
enter Napoleon and his unconventional compliments hey can I have one of your
compliments hey can I have one of your
compliments hey can I have one of your keychains being murdered in cold blood
keychains being murdered in cold blood
keychains being murdered in cold blood is not nonsense why don’t you try it
is not nonsense why don’t you try it
is not nonsense why don’t you try it sometime
sometime
sometime number six a pickup with white charade
number six a pickup with white charade
number six a pickup with white charade would you mind see me to the door of
would you mind see me to the door of
would you mind see me to the door of course not the good place for making
course not the good place for making
course not the good place for making friends pretty much anything Audrey
friends pretty much anything Audrey
friends pretty much anything Audrey Hepburn could have said to any
Hepburn could have said to any
Hepburn could have said to any generation would have set hearts
generation would have set hearts
generation would have set hearts aflutter but in this scene she has us to
aflutter but in this scene she has us to
aflutter but in this scene she has us to attention with a snap look I know it’s
attention with a snap look I know it’s
attention with a snap look I know it’s asking you to stretch your imagination
asking you to stretch your imagination
asking you to stretch your imagination but don’t you think you could pretend
but don’t you think you could pretend
but don’t you think you could pretend just for a moment that I’m a woman Cary
just for a moment that I’m a woman Cary
just for a moment that I’m a woman Cary Grant wants cooperation but this was not
Grant wants cooperation but this was not
Grant wants cooperation but this was not what he had in mind the elevator is
what he had in mind the elevator is
what he had in mind the elevator is cramped and the temperatures rise with
cramped and the temperatures rise with
cramped and the temperatures rise with it I don’t write you know I let it’s
it I don’t write you know I let it’s
it I don’t write you know I let it’s called for the whole scene is a struggle
called for the whole scene is a struggle
called for the whole scene is a struggle for control a struggle that Hepburn
for control a struggle that Hepburn
for control a struggle that Hepburn undoubtedly wins walking a lady home has
undoubtedly wins walking a lady home has
undoubtedly wins walking a lady home has never been quite so hot under the collar
never been quite so hot under the collar
never been quite so hot under the collar you know what’s wrong with you know what
you know what’s wrong with you know what
you know what’s wrong with you know what nothing I’ll show you something if
nothing I’ll show you something if
nothing I’ll show you something if you’re feeling sad number five
you’re feeling sad number five
you’re feeling sad number five shagadelic Austin Powers international
shagadelic Austin Powers international
shagadelic Austin Powers international man of mystery
man of mystery
man of mystery I can be so for Austin Powers perky
I can be so for Austin Powers perky
I can be so for Austin Powers perky pickup lines are a way of life it’s
pickup lines are a way of life it’s
pickup lines are a way of life it’s difficult to choose just one do I make
difficult to choose just one do I make
difficult to choose just one do I make you horny
you horny
you horny Randy do I make you horny baby yeah of
Randy do I make you horny baby yeah of
Randy do I make you horny baby yeah of course he makes us horny but this now or
course he makes us horny but this now or
course he makes us horny but this now or later opening gambit with Liz Hurley is
later opening gambit with Liz Hurley is
later opening gambit with Liz Hurley is what really sums him up mr. Pauwels my
what really sums him up mr. Pauwels my
what really sums him up mr. Pauwels my job is to acclimatize you to the 90s
job is to acclimatize you to the 90s
job is to acclimatize you to the 90s having been cryogenically frozen
having been cryogenically frozen
having been cryogenically frozen he hasn’t had any action to speak of
he hasn’t had any action to speak of
he hasn’t had any action to speak of since the 1960s and he’s eager to make
since the 1960s and he’s eager to make
since the 1960s and he’s eager to make up for lost time you’ll sleep on the
up for lost time you’ll sleep on the
up for lost time you’ll sleep on the sofa mr. powers
sofa mr. powers
sofa mr. powers freely sizzles as his straightedge
freely sizzles as his straightedge
freely sizzles as his straightedge sidekick so much so that Austin’s
sidekick so much so that Austin’s
sidekick so much so that Austin’s audacity is almost understandable shall
audacity is almost understandable shall
audacity is almost understandable shall we shag now or shall we shag later how
we shag now or shall we shag later how
we shag now or shall we shag later how do you like to do it you know to wash up
do you like to do it you know to wash up
do you like to do it you know to wash up first you know personally before I’m on
first you know personally before I’m on
first you know personally before I’m on the job I like to get my undercarriage a
the job I like to get my undercarriage a
the job I like to get my undercarriage a bit of a house your father just end up
bit of a house your father just end up
bit of a house your father just end up some champagne and strawberries please
some champagne and strawberries please
some champagne and strawberries please of course number four sure thing
of course number four sure thing
of course number four sure thing pretty woman know what’s happened I’ve
pretty woman know what’s happened I’ve
pretty woman know what’s happened I’ve got a runner in my panty hose I’m not
got a runner in my panty hose I’m not
got a runner in my panty hose I’m not wearing panty hose
wearing panty hose
wearing panty hose he’s a wealthy businessman she’s a lowly
he’s a wealthy businessman she’s a lowly
he’s a wealthy businessman she’s a lowly call girl their paths perhaps expectedly
call girl their paths perhaps expectedly
call girl their paths perhaps expectedly crossed but not in the way that we
crossed but not in the way that we
crossed but not in the way that we thought you know you could pay me that’s
thought you know you could pay me that’s
thought you know you could pay me that’s one way it may be break the ice the
one way it may be break the ice the
one way it may be break the ice the beginning of their relationship is
beginning of their relationship is
beginning of their relationship is perfectly summed up by this Julia
perfectly summed up by this Julia
perfectly summed up by this Julia Roberts remark to Richard Gere give a
Roberts remark to Richard Gere give a
Roberts remark to Richard Gere give a wife girlfriend vote if he’s after a
wife girlfriend vote if he’s after a
wife girlfriend vote if he’s after a good time then he doesn’t need to try
good time then he doesn’t need to try
good time then he doesn’t need to try especially hard I appreciate this whole
especially hard I appreciate this whole
especially hard I appreciate this whole seduction scene you’ve got going but let
seduction scene you’ve got going but let
seduction scene you’ve got going but let me give you a tip I’m a sure thing
me give you a tip I’m a sure thing
me give you a tip I’m a sure thing here’s a good guy though and he’s not
here’s a good guy though and he’s not
here’s a good guy though and he’s not about to use Vivian like men have before
about to use Vivian like men have before
about to use Vivian like men have before him sure thing or not get your things
him sure thing or not get your things
him sure thing or not get your things your money and please leave I don’t do
your money and please leave I don’t do
your money and please leave I don’t do drugs all right I have stopped doing
drugs all right I have stopped doing
drugs all right I have stopped doing drugs on his 14 what is this I had all
drugs on his 14 what is this I had all
drugs on his 14 what is this I had all those strawberry seeds and you shouldn’t
those strawberry seeds and you shouldn’t
those strawberry seeds and you shouldn’t neglect your gums
neglect your gums
neglect your gums number three politics makes strange
number three politics makes strange
number three politics makes strange bedfellows the sure thing yeah you would
bedfellows the sure thing yeah you would
bedfellows the sure thing yeah you would think that was fun a film that set the
think that was fun a film that set the
think that was fun a film that set the tone for the teen comedies of the future
tone for the teen comedies of the future
tone for the teen comedies of the future the sure thing follows gibb on his road
the sure thing follows gibb on his road
the sure thing follows gibb on his road trip quest to lose his virginity speak
trip quest to lose his virginity speak
trip quest to lose his virginity speak each other’s unspoken language fluently
each other’s unspoken language fluently
each other’s unspoken language fluently and with one-liners like these it could
and with one-liners like these it could
and with one-liners like these it could have been a very very long journey
have been a very very long journey
have been a very very long journey taking inspiration from the night sky
taking inspiration from the night sky
taking inspiration from the night sky the Randy teenager somehow compares his
the Randy teenager somehow compares his
the Randy teenager somehow compares his non-existent sexual performance to
non-existent sexual performance to
non-existent sexual performance to astrophysics and global affairs some
astrophysics and global affairs some
astrophysics and global affairs some thought was actually given to the notion
thought was actually given to the notion
thought was actually given to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together
of sending up a man and a woman together
of sending up a man and a woman together really cosmic Adam and Eve if you will
really cosmic Adam and Eve if you will
really cosmic Adam and Eve if you will it’s inexplicable and unforgettable how
it’s inexplicable and unforgettable how
it’s inexplicable and unforgettable how would you like to have a sexual
would you like to have a sexual
would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could
encounter so intense it could
encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views
conceivably change your political views
conceivably change your political views yep sure goes hard but ultimately he
yep sure goes hard but ultimately he
yep sure goes hard but ultimately he goes home alone did you like the dance
goes home alone did you like the dance
goes home alone did you like the dance yes please every time consider outer
yes please every time consider outer
yes please every time consider outer space what John yeah I gotta see you
space what John yeah I gotta see you
space what John yeah I gotta see you right away it’s important number two
right away it’s important number two
right away it’s important number two given at 10% wedding crashers we got
given at 10% wedding crashers we got
given at 10% wedding crashers we got three really big weeks ahead of us
three really big weeks ahead of us
three really big weeks ahead of us wedding season kid sandbagging
wedding season kid sandbagging
wedding season kid sandbagging son-of-a-bitch they’re legendary wingmen
son-of-a-bitch they’re legendary wingmen
son-of-a-bitch they’re legendary wingmen and weddings are their playground where
and weddings are their playground where
and weddings are their playground where vince vaughn plays loud and proud Owen
vince vaughn plays loud and proud Owen
vince vaughn plays loud and proud Owen Wilson plays shy and emotional and it’s
Wilson plays shy and emotional and it’s
Wilson plays shy and emotional and it’s perfectly demonstrated with our silver
perfectly demonstrated with our silver
perfectly demonstrated with our silver metal scene
metal scene
metal scene no it was not a very pretty sight
no it was not a very pretty sight
no it was not a very pretty sight there’s no better way to a woman’s heart
there’s no better way to a woman’s heart
there’s no better way to a woman’s heart then well through her heart
then well through her heart
then well through her heart you were crying Shh you weren’t supposed
you were crying Shh you weren’t supposed
you were crying Shh you weren’t supposed to see that now you’re I think I’m a big
to see that now you’re I think I’m a big
to see that now you’re I think I’m a big pussy Wilson knows it and that’s right
pussy Wilson knows it and that’s right
pussy Wilson knows it and that’s right where he’s heading
where he’s heading
where he’s heading he wants to be the intelligent choice he
he wants to be the intelligent choice he
he wants to be the intelligent choice he wants the girl to want his sensitivity
wants the girl to want his sensitivity
wants the girl to want his sensitivity even we want the girl to want him no
even we want the girl to want him no
even we want the girl to want him no they said we only use 10% of our brains
they said we only use 10% of our brains
they said we only use 10% of our brains I think we only use 10% of our hearts
I think we only use 10% of our hearts
I think we only use 10% of our hearts it’s cheesy but it works
before we get seduced by our top pick
before we get seduced by our top pick here are a few honorable mentions what
here are a few honorable mentions what
here are a few honorable mentions what are you doing here
are you doing here
are you doing here looking for shells no I’m just looking
looking for shells no I’m just looking
looking for shells no I’m just looking he’s crazy about me yes he should be you
he’s crazy about me yes he should be you
he’s crazy about me yes he should be you glide ankle I you glide it’s a very
glide ankle I you glide it’s a very
glide ankle I you glide it’s a very attractive quality most girls they
attractive quality most girls they
attractive quality most girls they merely plot along you on the other hand
merely plot along you on the other hand
merely plot along you on the other hand you glide let’s go some ways where we
you glide let’s go some ways where we
you glide let’s go some ways where we can be alone
can be alone
can be alone ah there doesn’t seem to be anyone on
ah there doesn’t seem to be anyone on
ah there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch what do you say we go out on
this couch what do you say we go out on
this couch what do you say we go out on a date have some chicken maybe some sex
a date have some chicken maybe some sex
a date have some chicken maybe some sex you know see what happened number one
you know see what happened number one
you know see what happened number one big deal anchorman The Legend of Ron
big deal anchorman The Legend of Ron
big deal anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy I’ve got a big story for you
Burgundy I’ve got a big story for you
Burgundy I’ve got a big story for you that’s right
that’s right
that’s right well hello why did do your movies to
well hello why did do your movies to
well hello why did do your movies to even think about dropping a pick-up line
even think about dropping a pick-up line
even think about dropping a pick-up line in the first place you’ve got to be a
in the first place you’ve got to be a
in the first place you’ve got to be a pretty confident guy Ron Burgundy is
pretty confident guy Ron Burgundy is
pretty confident guy Ron Burgundy is clearly that
she got away
she got away he spots his lucky lady from across the
he spots his lucky lady from across the
he spots his lucky lady from across the party and proceeds to charm the living
party and proceeds to charm the living
party and proceeds to charm the living daylights out of her you have an
daylights out of her you have an
daylights out of her you have an absolutely breathtaking heinie the
absolutely breathtaking heinie the
absolutely breathtaking heinie the entire scene is car crash comedy as
entire scene is car crash comedy as
entire scene is car crash comedy as burgandy relies on his own arrogance to
burgandy relies on his own arrogance to
burgandy relies on his own arrogance to get through I don’t know how to put this
get through I don’t know how to put this
get through I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal big deal or
but I’m kind of a big deal big deal or
but I’m kind of a big deal big deal or not he won’t be on her anytime soon I
not he won’t be on her anytime soon I
not he won’t be on her anytime soon I want to be on you but he will be on our
want to be on you but he will be on our
want to be on you but he will be on our podium wait until you you wait wait wait
podium wait until you you wait wait wait
podium wait until you you wait wait wait wait wait wait hi it’s the quirkiest
wait wait wait hi it’s the quirkiest
wait wait wait hi it’s the quirkiest stupidest most ineffective pick-up line
stupidest most ineffective pick-up line
stupidest most ineffective pick-up line out there I want to be on you do you
out there I want to be on you do you
out there I want to be on you do you agree with our list I can’t help it it’s
agree with our list I can’t help it it’s
agree with our list I can’t help it it’s fantastic
fantastic
fantastic which hilarious hookup did we miss give
which hilarious hookup did we miss give
which hilarious hookup did we miss give me some sugar baby for more love drunk
me some sugar baby for more love drunk
me some sugar baby for more love drunk top 10s published every day be sure to
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