he has the most famous growing muscles in movie history
in movie history
in movie history welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 jean-claude Van Damme splits impressive
jean-claude Van Damme splits impressive
jean-claude Van Damme splits impressive isn’t he it’s exceeding expectations for
isn’t he it’s exceeding expectations for
isn’t he it’s exceeding expectations for this list we’re taking a look at those
this list we’re taking a look at those
this list we’re taking a look at those instances when the muscles from Brussels
instances when the muscles from Brussels
instances when the muscles from Brussels delighted fans with a spectacular show
delighted fans with a spectacular show
delighted fans with a spectacular show of crotch chiller flexibility we may
of crotch chiller flexibility we may
of crotch chiller flexibility we may have grown accustomed to seeing Van
have grown accustomed to seeing Van
have grown accustomed to seeing Van Damme drop down and get his eagle on but
Damme drop down and get his eagle on but
Damme drop down and get his eagle on but we haven’t grown tired of it especially
we haven’t grown tired of it especially
we haven’t grown tired of it especially not when he’s finding new and exciting
not when he’s finding new and exciting
not when he’s finding new and exciting ways to make us reflexively cross our
ways to make us reflexively cross our
ways to make us reflexively cross our legs
number ten low blow bloodsport good you
number ten low blow bloodsport good you a good fighter you good good thanks
a good fighter you good good thanks
a good fighter you good good thanks when you’re up against a veritable giant
when you’re up against a veritable giant
when you’re up against a veritable giant of a man in what could turn out to be a
of a man in what could turn out to be a
of a man in what could turn out to be a martial arts battle to the death you
martial arts battle to the death you
martial arts battle to the death you might have to pull out your absolute
might have to pull out your absolute
might have to pull out your absolute best tricks
in JCV DS case that means dropping into
in JCV DS case that means dropping into a split and executing an uppercut to
a split and executing an uppercut to
a split and executing an uppercut to your opponent’s Frank and beans
it certainly worked enough to fully
it certainly worked enough to fully incapacitate his adversary in this case
incapacitate his adversary in this case
incapacitate his adversary in this case but what about his own hot pocket does
but what about his own hot pocket does
but what about his own hot pocket does it not suffer it’s personal number 9
it not suffer it’s personal number 9
it not suffer it’s personal number 9 splitting Tiger Hidden Van Damme cyborg
splitting Tiger Hidden Van Damme cyborg
splitting Tiger Hidden Van Damme cyborg we all know that when you’re a pirate in
we all know that when you’re a pirate in
we all know that when you’re a pirate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland you have no
a post-apocalyptic wasteland you have no
a post-apocalyptic wasteland you have no time to look up especially not when
time to look up especially not when
time to look up especially not when you’re on the attack because if you did
you’re on the attack because if you did
you’re on the attack because if you did look up you’d see the growing of a man
look up you’d see the growing of a man
look up you’d see the growing of a man perched in an exquisite split waiting to
perched in an exquisite split waiting to
perched in an exquisite split waiting to slice the hell out of you it may be an
slice the hell out of you it may be an
slice the hell out of you it may be an unconventional way to lay in wait for
unconventional way to lay in wait for
unconventional way to lay in wait for your target but this is Van Damme we’re
your target but this is Van Damme we’re
your target but this is Van Damme we’re talking about
number eight feel the stretch kickboxer
number eight feel the stretch kickboxer I want you to teach me won’t I
I want you to teach me won’t I
I want you to teach me won’t I really every once in a while you may
really every once in a while you may
really every once in a while you may wonder how you can get your legs ready
wonder how you can get your legs ready
wonder how you can get your legs ready to bust out a split at a moment’s notice
to bust out a split at a moment’s notice
to bust out a split at a moment’s notice and the answer isn’t a Pilates machine
it involves ropes the jungle and having
it involves ropes the jungle and having a trainer who wants to ensure you reach
a trainer who wants to ensure you reach
a trainer who wants to ensure you reach maximum splits efficiency and when
maximum splits efficiency and when
maximum splits efficiency and when you’re trying to get revenge on the man
you’re trying to get revenge on the man
you’re trying to get revenge on the man who paralyzed your brother in the
who paralyzed your brother in the
who paralyzed your brother in the kickboxing ring you’re gonna need that
kickboxing ring you’re gonna need that
kickboxing ring you’re gonna need that efficiency although it looks like JCVD
efficiency although it looks like JCVD
efficiency although it looks like JCVD can’t handle the strain we know he’s
can’t handle the strain we know he’s
can’t handle the strain we know he’s faking it what a chance he’d split his
faking it what a chance he’d split his
faking it what a chance he’d split his legs behind his body if he could
number seven dancing machine kickboxer
number seven dancing machine kickboxer oh yeah dancing I’m good why this little
oh yeah dancing I’m good why this little
oh yeah dancing I’m good why this little tidbit may be missing from the pickup
tidbit may be missing from the pickup
tidbit may be missing from the pickup artist manual but the ladies do love a
artist manual but the ladies do love a
artist manual but the ladies do love a good split especially if you’re some
good split especially if you’re some
good split especially if you’re some random expat they’re dancing with and
random expat they’re dancing with and
random expat they’re dancing with and you drop down into a split twice for no
you drop down into a split twice for no
you drop down into a split twice for no discernible reason it’s irresistible
discernible reason it’s irresistible
discernible reason it’s irresistible JCVD actually manages to get in yet
JCVD actually manages to get in yet
JCVD actually manages to get in yet another split in this very scene while
another split in this very scene while
another split in this very scene while fighting off a group of attackers
because his splits aren’t just sexy
because his splits aren’t just sexy they’re also useful
we’re wondering if JCV Dee’s character
we’re wondering if JCV Dee’s character just asked for two barrels and a fistful
just asked for two barrels and a fistful
just asked for two barrels and a fistful of knives and told everybody to stand
of knives and told everybody to stand
of knives and told everybody to stand back and watch the show that’s really
back and watch the show that’s really
back and watch the show that’s really the only way this particular scene makes
the only way this particular scene makes
the only way this particular scene makes sense in a film about Cold War paranoia
sense in a film about Cold War paranoia
sense in a film about Cold War paranoia missing scientists and top-secret
missing scientists and top-secret
missing scientists and top-secret weapons three of those planes were
weapons three of those planes were
weapons three of those planes were carrying highly secret laser guidance
carrying highly secret laser guidance
carrying highly secret laser guidance systems there are a myriad of ways to
systems there are a myriad of ways to
systems there are a myriad of ways to waste time when you’re a KGB agent
waste time when you’re a KGB agent
waste time when you’re a KGB agent aboard a seafaring vessel and shirtless
aboard a seafaring vessel and shirtless
aboard a seafaring vessel and shirtless mid split knife-throwing seems as good
mid split knife-throwing seems as good
mid split knife-throwing seems as good an activity as any and it clearly boosts
an activity as any and it clearly boosts
an activity as any and it clearly boosts crew morale
number five ladies love cool splits
number five ladies love cool splits double impact he is doing well if you
double impact he is doing well if you
double impact he is doing well if you were doubting the effectiveness of the
were doubting the effectiveness of the
were doubting the effectiveness of the splits as a tool of seduction you
splits as a tool of seduction you
splits as a tool of seduction you obviously haven’t seen Van Dam’s
obviously haven’t seen Van Dam’s
obviously haven’t seen Van Dam’s courting methods he takes a moment away
courting methods he takes a moment away
courting methods he takes a moment away from manhandling a woman he’s helping to
from manhandling a woman he’s helping to
from manhandling a woman he’s helping to stretch to drop down into a split in
stretch to drop down into a split in
stretch to drop down into a split in front of a gaggle of lady gym goers like
front of a gaggle of lady gym goers like
front of a gaggle of lady gym goers like it’s nothing because of my big legs and
it’s nothing because of my big legs and
it’s nothing because of my big legs and karate I can do the splits no prob from
karate I can do the splits no prob from
karate I can do the splits no prob from the ooze and aahs of his captive
the ooze and aahs of his captive
the ooze and aahs of his captive audience clearly both the spandex and
audience clearly both the spandex and
audience clearly both the spandex and the split are the best way for him to
the split are the best way for him to
the split are the best way for him to display his talents good number four on
display his talents good number four on
display his talents good number four on the ropes no retreat no surrender
the ropes no retreat no surrender
the ropes no retreat no surrender Eastern Europe’s most feared martial
Eastern Europe’s most feared martial
Eastern Europe’s most feared martial artist Ivan you know those moments when
artist Ivan you know those moments when
artist Ivan you know those moments when you’re in the middle of a full-contact
you’re in the middle of a full-contact
you’re in the middle of a full-contact karate match and look over and your bad
karate match and look over and your bad
karate match and look over and your bad guy Russian opponent is doing the splits
guy Russian opponent is doing the splits
guy Russian opponent is doing the splits on the ropes while staring you in the
on the ropes while staring you in the
on the ropes while staring you in the eye you can thank John Claude Van Damme
eye you can thank John Claude Van Damme
eye you can thank John Claude Van Damme for those moments in fact you can thank
for those moments in fact you can thank
for those moments in fact you can thank him for punctuating all of his fights
him for punctuating all of his fights
him for punctuating all of his fights with splits because it adds an artistic
with splits because it adds an artistic
with splits because it adds an artistic flair usually lacking in brutal attacks
number three splitting on the edge
number three splitting on the edge bloodsport earth-2 Frankie this is
bloodsport earth-2 Frankie this is
bloodsport earth-2 Frankie this is ground control you copy there are times
ground control you copy there are times
ground control you copy there are times when we need to step back from the
when we need to step back from the
when we need to step back from the hustle and bustle of life take a break
hustle and bustle of life take a break
hustle and bustle of life take a break and center our thoughts hey you know you
and center our thoughts hey you know you
and center our thoughts hey you know you better stop doing that stuff you might
better stop doing that stuff you might
better stop doing that stuff you might want to have kids one of these days well
want to have kids one of these days well
want to have kids one of these days well for some of us that might mean taking a
for some of us that might mean taking a
for some of us that might mean taking a nap or reading a book for JCVD that
nap or reading a book for JCVD that
nap or reading a book for JCVD that translates to spread-eagle meditation
translates to spread-eagle meditation
translates to spread-eagle meditation while perched on a balcony ledge because
while perched on a balcony ledge because
while perched on a balcony ledge because nothing says serenity like unnecessarily
nothing says serenity like unnecessarily
nothing says serenity like unnecessarily dangerous displays of flexibility set to
dangerous displays of flexibility set to
dangerous displays of flexibility set to 80’s pop rock
number two safety split Timecop
number two safety split Timecop I never quit it seems like none of John
I never quit it seems like none of John
I never quit it seems like none of John clogged Van Dam’s characters can catch a
clogged Van Dam’s characters can catch a
clogged Van Dam’s characters can catch a break he’s a time enforcement commission
break he’s a time enforcement commission
break he’s a time enforcement commission agent whose wife was killed 10 years ago
agent whose wife was killed 10 years ago
agent whose wife was killed 10 years ago and he’s just come back from a bad day
and he’s just come back from a bad day
and he’s just come back from a bad day at the office so he wants to take a nap
at the office so he wants to take a nap
at the office so he wants to take a nap but two goons break into his home and
but two goons break into his home and
but two goons break into his home and he’s forced to defend himself after
he’s forced to defend himself after
he’s forced to defend himself after making short work of one henchman he’s
making short work of one henchman he’s
making short work of one henchman he’s faced with another genius armed with a
faced with another genius armed with a
faced with another genius armed with a Taser in true JCVD fashion the best
Taser in true JCVD fashion the best
Taser in true JCVD fashion the best course of action to avoid an electric
course of action to avoid an electric
course of action to avoid an electric shock is to jump into an impressive
shock is to jump into an impressive
shock is to jump into an impressive split on the counter 50,000 volts mother
split on the counter 50,000 volts mother
split on the counter 50,000 volts mother have a nice day
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions and you will be
few honorable mentions and you will be
few honorable mentions and you will be doing your thing I will be I’ll be doing
doing your thing I will be I’ll be doing
doing your thing I will be I’ll be doing this
number one the legend returns volvo
number one the legend returns volvo commercial I’ve had my ups and downs my
commercial I’ve had my ups and downs my
commercial I’ve had my ups and downs my fair share of bumpy roads and heavy
fair share of bumpy roads and heavy
fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds after a lifetime of gracing
winds after a lifetime of gracing
winds after a lifetime of gracing audiences with his unparalleled
audiences with his unparalleled
audiences with his unparalleled on-screen splitting ability JCVD decided
on-screen splitting ability JCVD decided
on-screen splitting ability JCVD decided to show folks that he still got it the
to show folks that he still got it the
to show folks that he still got it the body crafted to perfection a pair of
body crafted to perfection a pair of
body crafted to perfection a pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of
legs engineered to defy the laws of
legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most
physics and a mindset to master the most
physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits what better way to let us
epic of splits what better way to let us
epic of splits what better way to let us know that you’re not having a midlife
know that you’re not having a midlife
know that you’re not having a midlife crisis than to do the splits atop two
crisis than to do the splits atop two
crisis than to do the splits atop two reversing Volvo 18-wheelers all jokes
reversing Volvo 18-wheelers all jokes
reversing Volvo 18-wheelers all jokes aside it’s actually pretty incredible
aside it’s actually pretty incredible
aside it’s actually pretty incredible and contrary to what you might be
and contrary to what you might be
and contrary to what you might be thinking was apparently not a green
thinking was apparently not a green
thinking was apparently not a green screen effect
it may have had us silently cringing the
it may have had us silently cringing the whole time but it spawned many equally
whole time but it spawned many equally
whole time but it spawned many equally epic internet parodies
what do you think is Van Dam’s greatest
what do you think is Van Dam’s greatest split
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