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Top 10 Horrible Movie Titles That Almost Happened


could you imagine seeing some of these

could you imagine seeing some of these questionable titles on your list of

questionable titles on your list of

questionable titles on your list of favorite films

favorite films

favorite films welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re

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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten

counting down our picks for the top ten ridiculous

ridiculous

ridiculous alternate titles for movies for this

alternate titles for movies for this

alternate titles for movies for this list we’re looking at movies that had

list we’re looking at movies that had

list we’re looking at movies that had interesting or outlandish titles during

interesting or outlandish titles during

interesting or outlandish titles during filming or development we’re not taking

filming or development we’re not taking

filming or development we’re not taking into account purposely used code names

into account purposely used code names

into account purposely used code names to throw off rabid fans though I want to

to throw off rabid fans though I want to

to throw off rabid fans though I want to sign out the nurse asked me for my John

sign out the nurse asked me for my John

sign out the nurse asked me for my John Hancock I actually thought that’s who I

Hancock I actually thought that’s who I

Hancock I actually thought that’s who I was number 10

was number 10

was number 10 obsessed also known as oh no she didn’t

obsessed also known as oh no she didn’t

obsessed also known as oh no she didn’t wanna you better do something about this

wanna you better do something about this

wanna you better do something about this woman no I will starting off the list is

woman no I will starting off the list is

woman no I will starting off the list is a big dose of sass during production

a big dose of sass during production

a big dose of sass during production this now mostly forgotten Beyonce

this now mostly forgotten Beyonce

this now mostly forgotten Beyonce vehicle bore a name that sounded like a

vehicle bore a name that sounded like a

vehicle bore a name that sounded like a line of dialogue and didn’t do much to

line of dialogue and didn’t do much to

line of dialogue and didn’t do much to represent what the movie was actually

represent what the movie was actually

represent what the movie was actually about it’s not hard to see why this

about it’s not hard to see why this

about it’s not hard to see why this didn’t end up as the actual title as it

didn’t end up as the actual title as it

didn’t end up as the actual title as it doesn’t gel with the stalker and

doesn’t gel with the stalker and

doesn’t gel with the stalker and thriller atmosphere of the film and

thriller atmosphere of the film and

thriller atmosphere of the film and sounds more like it belongs to

sounds more like it belongs to

sounds more like it belongs to accommodate alas we probably missed out

accommodate alas we probably missed out

accommodate alas we probably missed out on a wonderful publicity tour where

on a wonderful publicity tour where

on a wonderful publicity tour where Indra Selva would have had to repeat the

Indra Selva would have had to repeat the

Indra Selva would have had to repeat the title infinite times then there is

title infinite times then there is

title infinite times then there is nothing wrong with that

nothing wrong with that

nothing wrong with that yes sick

yes sick

yes sick need help number nine Not Another Teen

need help number nine Not Another Teen

need help number nine Not Another Teen Movie also known as 10 things i hate

Movie also known as 10 things i hate

Movie also known as 10 things i hate about clueless road trips when i can’t

about clueless road trips when i can’t

about clueless road trips when i can’t hardly wait to be kissed who’s that it’s

hardly wait to be kissed who’s that it’s

hardly wait to be kissed who’s that it’s my mother you have arrived there’s a

my mother you have arrived there’s a

my mother you have arrived there’s a fine fine line between parody and trying

fine fine line between parody and trying

fine fine line between parody and trying too hard and this 16 word title for the

too hard and this 16 word title for the

too hard and this 16 word title for the 2001 parody of the teen comedy genre

2001 parody of the teen comedy genre

2001 parody of the teen comedy genre falls into the latter category family

falls into the latter category family

falls into the latter category family ebooks here for a minute sure why not I

ebooks here for a minute sure why not I

ebooks here for a minute sure why not I am the token black guy while the mashup

am the token black guy while the mashup

am the token black guy while the mashup of at least five separate movie titles

of at least five separate movie titles

of at least five separate movie titles fits the spoofy nature of the film it

fits the spoofy nature of the film it

fits the spoofy nature of the film it doesn’t really compare to the feeling of

doesn’t really compare to the feeling of

doesn’t really compare to the feeling of exhaustion and tiredness that the

exhaustion and tiredness that the

exhaustion and tiredness that the eventual release title gives off I’ve

eventual release title gives off I’ve

eventual release title gives off I’ve been watching you kid doing practice in

been watching you kid doing practice in

been watching you kid doing practice in the hallways in the locker rooms taking

the hallways in the locker rooms taking

the hallways in the locker rooms taking a shower we know the boys with a wet

a shower we know the boys with a wet

a shower we know the boys with a wet towel hmm until you kind of like this oh

towel hmm until you kind of like this oh

towel hmm until you kind of like this oh hey despite this the working name proved

hey despite this the working name proved

hey despite this the working name proved to be prophetic as future shower parody

to be prophetic as future shower parody

to be prophetic as future shower parody films would use the mashup title idea

films would use the mashup title idea

films would use the mashup title idea like the 41 year old virgin who knocked

like the 41 year old virgin who knocked

like the 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt super bad

up Sarah Marshall and felt super bad

up Sarah Marshall and felt super bad about it and 30 nights of paranormal

about it and 30 nights of paranormal

about it and 30 nights of paranormal activity with the devil inside The Girl

activity with the devil inside The Girl

activity with the devil inside The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Wow parodies are

with the Dragon Tattoo Wow parodies are

with the Dragon Tattoo Wow parodies are exhausting well then you better bring it

exhausting well then you better bring it

exhausting well then you better bring it oh it’s already been number eight

oh it’s already been number eight

oh it’s already been number eight Hancock also known as tonight he comes

Hancock also known as tonight he comes

Hancock also known as tonight he comes cooking on my face

cooking on my face

cooking on my face now here’s an innuendo fitting of the

now here’s an innuendo fitting of the

now here’s an innuendo fitting of the title character

title character

title character indeed Will Smith’s boozy reluctant

indeed Will Smith’s boozy reluctant

indeed Will Smith’s boozy reluctant superhero would probably get a kick out

superhero would probably get a kick out

superhero would probably get a kick out of his own film sounding more like a

of his own film sounding more like a

of his own film sounding more like a porn parody than a mainstream Hollywood

porn parody than a mainstream Hollywood

porn parody than a mainstream Hollywood release

so it’s probably a good thing that John

so it’s probably a good thing that John Hancock wasn’t making creative decisions

Hancock wasn’t making creative decisions

Hancock wasn’t making creative decisions on his own movie then when director

on his own movie then when director

on his own movie then when director Peter Berg became attached to the

Peter Berg became attached to the

Peter Berg became attached to the project in 2006 the name was changed to

project in 2006 the name was changed to

project in 2006 the name was changed to the less questionable Hancock avoiding a

the less questionable Hancock avoiding a

the less questionable Hancock avoiding a probable conflict with the MPAA a

probable conflict with the MPAA a

probable conflict with the MPAA a conflict did come later when they had to

conflict did come later when they had to

conflict did come later when they had to recut the film in order to secure a

recut the film in order to secure a

recut the film in order to secure a pg-13 rating however hey you can’t win

pg-13 rating however hey you can’t win

pg-13 rating however hey you can’t win them all I heard you was in the slammer

them all I heard you was in the slammer

them all I heard you was in the slammer out earlier why is that behavior number

out earlier why is that behavior number

out earlier why is that behavior number 7 the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also known

7 the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also known

7 the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also known as headcheese oh here we have an example

as headcheese oh here we have an example

as headcheese oh here we have an example of pure bluntness versus actually we

of pure bluntness versus actually we

of pure bluntness versus actually we have no idea what would possess anyone

have no idea what would possess anyone

have no idea what would possess anyone to name their movie after a European

to name their movie after a European

to name their movie after a European cold cut but then again in the weird

cold cut but then again in the weird

cold cut but then again in the weird unregulated days of 1970s exploitation

unregulated days of 1970s exploitation

unregulated days of 1970s exploitation cinema movie with that title probably

cinema movie with that title probably

cinema movie with that title probably wouldn’t be that out of place

ultimately though tobe Hooper chose to

ultimately though tobe Hooper chose to rename his future classic around the

rename his future classic around the

rename his future classic around the main events of the film placing it into

main events of the film placing it into

main events of the film placing it into pop legend as for head cheese well it

pop legend as for head cheese well it

pop legend as for head cheese well it remains a staple of European meals

remains a staple of European meals

remains a staple of European meals thankfully unsullied by the gruesome

thankfully unsullied by the gruesome

thankfully unsullied by the gruesome exploits of Leatherface and friends you

exploits of Leatherface and friends you

exploits of Leatherface and friends you like head cheese my brother makes it

like head cheese my brother makes it

like head cheese my brother makes it real good you like number six alien also

real good you like number six alien also

real good you like number six alien also known as star beast there’s something

known as star beast there’s something

known as star beast there’s something inherently threatening about a word as

inherently threatening about a word as

inherently threatening about a word as broad and nonspecific as alien being

broad and nonspecific as alien being

broad and nonspecific as alien being used as a title it goes along with the

used as a title it goes along with the

used as a title it goes along with the mysterious terrifying nature of the

mysterious terrifying nature of the

mysterious terrifying nature of the title character as you really never know

title character as you really never know

title character as you really never know what to expect with it but Ridley

what to expect with it but Ridley

what to expect with it but Ridley Scott’s seminal sci-fi horror classic

Scott’s seminal sci-fi horror classic

Scott’s seminal sci-fi horror classic could have had an element of camp

could have had an element of camp

could have had an element of camp attached to it could you ever get behind

attached to it could you ever get behind

attached to it could you ever get behind the idea of calling the now legendary

the idea of calling the now legendary

the idea of calling the now legendary xenomorph the sleek cold calculating

xenomorph the sleek cold calculating

xenomorph the sleek cold calculating extraterrestrial antagonist of the film

extraterrestrial antagonist of the film

extraterrestrial antagonist of the film the star beast screenwriters changed the

the star beast screenwriters changed the

the star beast screenwriters changed the title when they noticed how many times

title when they noticed how many times

title when they noticed how many times the word alien was used in the script

the word alien was used in the script

the word alien was used in the script and that was clearly a good call

it’s been dead a long time

it’s been dead a long time number five Friday the 13th also known

number five Friday the 13th also known

number five Friday the 13th also known as a long night at Camp blood Kaler both

as a long night at Camp blood Kaler both

as a long night at Camp blood Kaler both of these titles are intimidating in

of these titles are intimidating in

of these titles are intimidating in different ways while the working title

different ways while the working title

different ways while the working title generates dread almost immediately it’s

generates dread almost immediately it’s

generates dread almost immediately it’s also a bit too literal and risks robbing

also a bit too literal and risks robbing

also a bit too literal and risks robbing the movie of some of the suspense could

the movie of some of the suspense could

the movie of some of the suspense could you can’t blood ancient god damn it Rob

you can’t blood ancient god damn it Rob

you can’t blood ancient god damn it Rob get out of here gone get still it’s sort

get out of here gone get still it’s sort

get out of here gone get still it’s sort of pales in comparison to naming your

of pales in comparison to naming your

of pales in comparison to naming your movie after a day whose very existence

movie after a day whose very existence

movie after a day whose very existence is based around superstition and bad

is based around superstition and bad

is based around superstition and bad luck in fact director Sean s Cunningham

luck in fact director Sean s Cunningham

luck in fact director Sean s Cunningham believed in the eventual title so much

believed in the eventual title so much

believed in the eventual title so much that he took out a full-page ad in

that he took out a full-page ad in

that he took out a full-page ad in variety magazine before the script which

variety magazine before the script which

variety magazine before the script which bore the original title was even

bore the original title was even

bore the original title was even finished Hugh never paid any attention

if he hadn’t maybe we wouldn’t be

if he hadn’t maybe we wouldn’t be associating the number thirteen with

associating the number thirteen with

associating the number thirteen with hockey masks and machetes today

I keep statistics number-4 Casablanca

I keep statistics number-4 Casablanca also known as everybody comes to Rick’s

also known as everybody comes to Rick’s

also known as everybody comes to Rick’s of all the gin joints in all the towns

of all the gin joints in all the towns

of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine in

in all the world she walks into mine in

in all the world she walks into mine in 1940 writers Marie Burnett and Joan

1940 writers Marie Burnett and Joan

1940 writers Marie Burnett and Joan Allison wrote a play about Burnett’s

Allison wrote a play about Burnett’s

Allison wrote a play about Burnett’s experiences in early World War 2 era

experiences in early World War 2 era

experiences in early World War 2 era Europe I love you so much

I hate this war so much it was about

I hate this war so much it was about Rick Blaine the owner of the cafe

Rick Blaine the owner of the cafe

Rick Blaine the owner of the cafe American in Morocco who helps refugees

American in Morocco who helps refugees

American in Morocco who helps refugees and resistance fighters in the battle

and resistance fighters in the battle

and resistance fighters in the battle against the Nazis the play went

against the Nazis the play went

against the Nazis the play went unproduced but Burnett and Alison were

unproduced but Burnett and Alison were

unproduced but Burnett and Alison were able to sell it to Warner Brothers for

able to sell it to Warner Brothers for

able to sell it to Warner Brothers for then-record twenty thousand dollars

then-record twenty thousand dollars

then-record twenty thousand dollars Louis I think this is the beginning of a

Louis I think this is the beginning of a

Louis I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

beautiful friendship

beautiful friendship Warner then changed things like

Warner then changed things like

Warner then changed things like character names and nationalities and

character names and nationalities and

character names and nationalities and perhaps most importantly the title

perhaps most importantly the title

perhaps most importantly the title tonight to be at Brix everybody comes to

tonight to be at Brix everybody comes to

tonight to be at Brix everybody comes to Rick’s thus Casablanca was thrust into

Rick’s thus Casablanca was thrust into

Rick’s thus Casablanca was thrust into the pop-culture lexicon forever tied

the pop-culture lexicon forever tied

the pop-culture lexicon forever tied with the war film noir and one of the

with the war film noir and one of the

with the war film noir and one of the greatest cinematic love stories of all

greatest cinematic love stories of all

greatest cinematic love stories of all time is looking at deal kid number three

time is looking at deal kid number three

time is looking at deal kid number three Saturday Night Fever also known as

Saturday Night Fever also known as

Saturday Night Fever also known as tribal rights of the new Saturday night

tribal rights of the new Saturday night

tribal rights of the new Saturday night no Joey you make up with someone whose

no Joey you make up with someone whose

no Joey you make up with someone whose chicks they think you got a dance for

chicks they think you got a dance for

chicks they think you got a dance for them believe it or not this working

them believe it or not this working

them believe it or not this working title wasn’t something spouted by a

title wasn’t something spouted by a

title wasn’t something spouted by a coked-up sociologist the 70s pop culture

coked-up sociologist the 70s pop culture

coked-up sociologist the 70s pop culture landmark was actually based off a New

landmark was actually based off a New

landmark was actually based off a New York magazine article that shared that

York magazine article that shared that

York magazine article that shared that mouthful of a title which was originally

mouthful of a title which was originally

mouthful of a title which was originally thought to be a fact-based story but

thought to be a fact-based story but

thought to be a fact-based story but later revealed to be a work of fiction I

later revealed to be a work of fiction I

later revealed to be a work of fiction I love to watch you dance Tony we’re

love to watch you dance Tony we’re

love to watch you dance Tony we’re assuming it was changed because

assuming it was changed because

assuming it was changed because paramount didn’t want people to

paramount didn’t want people to

paramount didn’t want people to associate John Travolta dancing to the

associate John Travolta dancing to the

associate John Travolta dancing to the Bee Gees with what sounded like some

Bee Gees with what sounded like some

Bee Gees with what sounded like some kind of cult initiation ritual

but taking into account the debauchery

but taking into account the debauchery that happens in the movie maybe it

that happens in the movie maybe it

that happens in the movie maybe it wasn’t that far off hey come on we got

wasn’t that far off hey come on we got

wasn’t that far off hey come on we got on with a breeze italian-style

on with a breeze italian-style

on with a breeze italian-style yeah that’s great you know number two

yeah that’s great you know number two

yeah that’s great you know number two Annie Hall also known as it had to be

Annie Hall also known as it had to be

Annie Hall also known as it had to be Jew the old lady at the end of the table

Jew the old lady at the end of the table

Jew the old lady at the end of the table is that classic Jew waiter yep that

is that classic Jew waiter yep that

is that classic Jew waiter yep that sounds like it’s right up Woody Allen’s

sounds like it’s right up Woody Allen’s

sounds like it’s right up Woody Allen’s alley the 1977 Best Picture winner

alley the 1977 Best Picture winner

alley the 1977 Best Picture winner actually had a couple of working titles

actually had a couple of working titles

actually had a couple of working titles all of which were considered

all of which were considered

all of which were considered unmarketable by United Artists you know

unmarketable by United Artists you know

unmarketable by United Artists you know was having lunch with some guys from NBC

was having lunch with some guys from NBC

was having lunch with some guys from NBC so I said did you eat yet they’re white

so I said did you eat yet they’re white

so I said did you eat yet they’re white and Tom Christie said no you not did you

and Tom Christie said no you not did you

and Tom Christie said no you not did you jus eat Jew no not did you eat but Jew

jus eat Jew no not did you eat but Jew

jus eat Jew no not did you eat but Jew eat do you get it despite that we think

eat do you get it despite that we think

eat do you get it despite that we think this pun of a title fits right in with

this pun of a title fits right in with

this pun of a title fits right in with the film’s neurotic offbeat and

the film’s neurotic offbeat and

the film’s neurotic offbeat and certainly Jewish culture influenced to

certainly Jewish culture influenced to

certainly Jewish culture influenced to take on Alvy Singer and Annie Hall’s

take on Alvy Singer and Annie Hall’s

take on Alvy Singer and Annie Hall’s romance Hey I can’t

romance Hey I can’t

romance Hey I can’t I’ve got to see a picture exactly from

I’ve got to see a picture exactly from

I’ve got to see a picture exactly from the start to the finish cuz cuz I’m anal

the start to the finish cuz cuz I’m anal

the start to the finish cuz cuz I’m anal it’s a polite word for what you are

it’s a polite word for what you are

it’s a polite word for what you are ultimately not wanting to face potential

ultimately not wanting to face potential

ultimately not wanting to face potential controversy Allen settled on naming the

controversy Allen settled on naming the

controversy Allen settled on naming the film after Diane Keaton’s character thus

film after Diane Keaton’s character thus

film after Diane Keaton’s character thus robbing Hollywood of the greatest pun it

robbing Hollywood of the greatest pun it

robbing Hollywood of the greatest pun it will probably ever come across yeah well

will probably ever come across yeah well

will probably ever come across yeah well you she hates Jews she thinks they just

you she hates Jews she thinks they just

you she hates Jews she thinks they just make money but let me tell you I mean

make money but let me tell you I mean

make money but let me tell you I mean she’s the one and is she ever I’m

she’s the one and is she ever I’m

she’s the one and is she ever I’m telling you before we reveal our number

telling you before we reveal our number

telling you before we reveal our number one pick here are some honorable

one pick here are some honorable

one pick here are some honorable mentions Michael

I felt like someone who read my book and

I felt like someone who read my book and was playing a game it didn’t hurt no

was playing a game it didn’t hurt no

was playing a game it didn’t hurt no because you didn’t love him that’s right

because you didn’t love him that’s right

because you didn’t love him that’s right kid he wants me to stay the whole week I

kid he wants me to stay the whole week I

kid he wants me to stay the whole week I know he’s gonna give me yes Museum

number one scream also known as scary

number one scream also known as scary movie what’s your favorite scary it

movie what’s your favorite scary it

movie what’s your favorite scary it doesn’t get much more meta than this

doesn’t get much more meta than this

doesn’t get much more meta than this horror fans no please don’t kill me mr.

horror fans no please don’t kill me mr.

horror fans no please don’t kill me mr. ghost face I want to be in the sequel in

ghost face I want to be in the sequel in

ghost face I want to be in the sequel in 1996 Wes Craven’s set out to ridicule

1996 Wes Craven’s set out to ridicule

1996 Wes Craven’s set out to ridicule the genre he helped legitimize with a

the genre he helped legitimize with a

the genre he helped legitimize with a slasher film that’s satirized and

slasher film that’s satirized and

slasher film that’s satirized and criticized all its tired conventions and

criticized all its tired conventions and

criticized all its tired conventions and cliches and what better way to title a

cliches and what better way to title a

cliches and what better way to title a takedown of the slasher genre then with

takedown of the slasher genre then with

takedown of the slasher genre then with a comically broad name Cravens film bore

a comically broad name Cravens film bore

a comically broad name Cravens film bore the moniker scary movie right up until

the moniker scary movie right up until

the moniker scary movie right up until the end of filming when studio heads

the end of filming when studio heads

the end of filming when studio heads changed it because they felt it didn’t

changed it because they felt it didn’t

changed it because they felt it didn’t completely convey all the elements of

completely convey all the elements of

completely convey all the elements of the film incredibly this wasn’t the end

the film incredibly this wasn’t the end

the film incredibly this wasn’t the end of the story as a parody of scream as

of the story as a parody of scream as

of the story as a parody of scream as well as a bunch of other films was

well as a bunch of other films was

well as a bunch of other films was released four years later titled wait

released four years later titled wait

released four years later titled wait for it scary movie

for it scary movie

for it scary movie Hollywood is truly a magical place hello

Hollywood is truly a magical place hello

Hollywood is truly a magical place hello drew do you agree with our list watch a

drew do you agree with our list watch a

drew do you agree with our list watch a few movies take a few notes

few movies take a few notes

few movies take a few notes what weird movie working titles do you

what weird movie working titles do you

what weird movie working titles do you think should be on here well what do you

think should be on here well what do you

think should be on here well what do you think I’m a good guy to go with it for

think I’m a good guy to go with it for

think I’m a good guy to go with it for more aptly titled top 10s published

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