movie fights are supposed to be epic these are just epic fails welcome to
these are just epic fails welcome to
these are just epic fails welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
down our picks for the top ten
down our picks for the top ten hilariously awful movie fights for this
hilariously awful movie fights for this
hilariously awful movie fights for this list we’re looking at fight scenes and
list we’re looking at fight scenes and
list we’re looking at fight scenes and films that are hilarious for all the
films that are hilarious for all the
films that are hilarious for all the wrong reasons what do you think of that
wrong reasons what do you think of that
wrong reasons what do you think of that I said bozo since we’re gonna be talking
I said bozo since we’re gonna be talking
I said bozo since we’re gonna be talking about major plot points consider this
about major plot points consider this
about major plot points consider this your spoiler alert
number ten those damn neon ninjas ninja
number ten those damn neon ninjas ninja Silent Assassin what’s wrong shit
Silent Assassin what’s wrong shit
Silent Assassin what’s wrong shit Tigers been arrested in the build-up to
Tigers been arrested in the build-up to
Tigers been arrested in the build-up to this battle there’s a lot of loud
this battle there’s a lot of loud
this battle there’s a lot of loud speaking verging on yelling teeth
speaking verging on yelling teeth
speaking verging on yelling teeth gnashing and the phrase to the death
gnashing and the phrase to the death
gnashing and the phrase to the death being thrown around don’t waste any more
being thrown around don’t waste any more
being thrown around don’t waste any more time to the death
time to the death
time to the death although the acting is subpar to say the
although the acting is subpar to say the
although the acting is subpar to say the least it’s not the worst build-up to a
least it’s not the worst build-up to a
least it’s not the worst build-up to a fight
fight
fight hello temple are you ready to meet with
hello temple are you ready to meet with
hello temple are you ready to meet with me first of all you’re gonna have to
me first of all you’re gonna have to
me first of all you’re gonna have to tell me who you are
tell me who you are
tell me who you are Knight of Justice any potential for
Knight of Justice any potential for
Knight of Justice any potential for seriousness instantly goes the way of
seriousness instantly goes the way of
seriousness instantly goes the way of the dodo though when their ninja garb is
the dodo though when their ninja garb is
the dodo though when their ninja garb is revealed
looking like a highlighter factory
looking like a highlighter factory vomited all over their outfits there is
vomited all over their outfits there is
vomited all over their outfits there is no way to avoid laughing at the clothes
no way to avoid laughing at the clothes
no way to avoid laughing at the clothes music and noises of each move
number nine miraculous recoveries Riccio
number nine miraculous recoveries Riccio the story of Ricci 8-under giggle yay
the story of Ricci 8-under giggle yay
the story of Ricci 8-under giggle yay was a I’m sick way glue we have to
was a I’m sick way glue we have to
was a I’m sick way glue we have to assume that when this film was shot it
assume that when this film was shot it
assume that when this film was shot it wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as
wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as
wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as scenes like the warden in the meat
scenes like the warden in the meat
scenes like the warden in the meat grinder indicate
the martial arts flick doesn’t feel like
the martial arts flick doesn’t feel like a comedy either though you know you’re
a comedy either though you know you’re
a comedy either though you know you’re in for something special when the first
in for something special when the first
in for something special when the first interaction in a fight causes one
interaction in a fight causes one
interaction in a fight causes one combatant to lose an eye
combatant to lose an eye
combatant to lose an eye and the other to pull out his cut vein
and the other to pull out his cut vein
and the other to pull out his cut vein and tie it back together
that’s followed up by the one-eyed man
that’s followed up by the one-eyed man cutting his torso open and attempting to
cutting his torso open and attempting to
cutting his torso open and attempting to strangle the other with his guts do we
strangle the other with his guts do we
strangle the other with his guts do we need to explain the scenes inclusion
need to explain the scenes inclusion
need to explain the scenes inclusion anymore good like will I see not you oh
anymore good like will I see not you oh
anymore good like will I see not you oh yeah number eight spooning and I gouging
yeah number eight spooning and I gouging
yeah number eight spooning and I gouging samurai come come on try me this battle
samurai come come on try me this battle
samurai come come on try me this battle immediately grabs our attention when two
immediately grabs our attention when two
immediately grabs our attention when two men with a grudge and swords come at one
men with a grudge and swords come at one
men with a grudge and swords come at one another
the fight is over before it even starts
the fight is over before it even starts however since their swordsmanship is
however since their swordsmanship is
however since their swordsmanship is clearly sped up to make them look more
clearly sped up to make them look more
clearly sped up to make them look more proficient and then things quickly
proficient and then things quickly
proficient and then things quickly devolve into spooning and holding hands
devolve into spooning and holding hands
devolve into spooning and holding hands with laughable results i gouging and
with laughable results i gouging and
with laughable results i gouging and zero repercussions several undefended
zero repercussions several undefended
zero repercussions several undefended elbows to the stomach and a ritual
elbows to the stomach and a ritual
elbows to the stomach and a ritual suicide serve as the cherry on the top
suicide serve as the cherry on the top
suicide serve as the cherry on the top of this travesty of a fight samurai he
of this travesty of a fight samurai he
of this travesty of a fight samurai he wants to die with honor number seven
wants to die with honor number seven
wants to die with honor number seven fighting in Reverse artists I appear a
fighting in Reverse artists I appear a
fighting in Reverse artists I appear a be there take a leap under the cool
be there take a leap under the cool
be there take a leap under the cool Dolan they are what about an available e
Dolan they are what about an available e
Dolan they are what about an available e not in a corner kingler the fighting in
not in a corner kingler the fighting in
not in a corner kingler the fighting in this Indian film is unapologetically
this Indian film is unapologetically
this Indian film is unapologetically over-the-top
when a man trying his best to look cool
when a man trying his best to look cool is surrounded on all sides and attacked
is surrounded on all sides and attacked
is surrounded on all sides and attacked we aren’t expecting quick shots of the
we aren’t expecting quick shots of the
we aren’t expecting quick shots of the character taking the blows while jumping
character taking the blows while jumping
character taking the blows while jumping in response the moment that has us
in response the moment that has us
in response the moment that has us laughing out loud however is when we
laughing out loud however is when we
laughing out loud however is when we realize that a lot of the action was
realize that a lot of the action was
realize that a lot of the action was clearly shot in Reverse it’s a trick
clearly shot in Reverse it’s a trick
clearly shot in Reverse it’s a trick they use again and again
they use again and again
they use again and again and it becomes more and more obvious
and it becomes more and more obvious
and it becomes more and more obvious throughout it also becomes more and more
throughout it also becomes more and more
throughout it also becomes more and more entertaining mingle on and above the
entertaining mingle on and above the
entertaining mingle on and above the Kannada long attack number six
Kannada long attack number six
Kannada long attack number six slow motion the executioner should go
slow motion the executioner should go
slow motion the executioner should go back Dante goes on hello – mo terrible
back Dante goes on hello – mo terrible
back Dante goes on hello – mo terrible 70s fashion at its finest is on full
70s fashion at its finest is on full
70s fashion at its finest is on full display in this sequence yet the moves
display in this sequence yet the moves
display in this sequence yet the moves are so slow and stilted that it quickly
are so slow and stilted that it quickly
are so slow and stilted that it quickly takes a backseat that is truly
takes a backseat that is truly
takes a backseat that is truly impressive clearly featuring actors with
impressive clearly featuring actors with
impressive clearly featuring actors with zero fight knowledge or the ability to
zero fight knowledge or the ability to
zero fight knowledge or the ability to fake their way through their attempt at
fake their way through their attempt at
fake their way through their attempt at striking are laughable at best one of
striking are laughable at best one of
striking are laughable at best one of them even throws the same move about 15
them even throws the same move about 15
them even throws the same move about 15 times in a row while the intended target
times in a row while the intended target
times in a row while the intended target simply moves his head back and forth
we’ve seen thumb wars with more
we’ve seen thumb wars with more creativity so and you could Twitter than
creativity so and you could Twitter than
creativity so and you could Twitter than your friend but if they about number
your friend but if they about number
your friend but if they about number five gymnastic fighting gymkata Oh
five gymnastic fighting gymkata Oh
five gymnastic fighting gymkata Oh gymnasts are amazing athletes but they
gymnasts are amazing athletes but they
gymnasts are amazing athletes but they aren’t exactly fighters sure their
aren’t exactly fighters sure their
aren’t exactly fighters sure their skills might easily be applied to the
skills might easily be applied to the
skills might easily be applied to the fighting arts but this film is based on
fighting arts but this film is based on
fighting arts but this film is based on the idea that they are already warriors
that’s why we’re sure Jim Coty’s main
that’s why we’re sure Jim Coty’s main character was truly relieved to find out
character was truly relieved to find out
character was truly relieved to find out that in the fictional country of Parma
that in the fictional country of Parma
that in the fictional country of Parma Stan there are structures resembling
Stan there are structures resembling
Stan there are structures resembling pommel horses in alleyways using the
pommel horses in alleyways using the
pommel horses in alleyways using the equipment to fight off a horde of
equipment to fight off a horde of
equipment to fight off a horde of pitchfork brandishing townspeople who
pitchfork brandishing townspeople who
pitchfork brandishing townspeople who fortunately attack one at a time he
fortunately attack one at a time he
fortunately attack one at a time he kicks them over and over again before
kicks them over and over again before
kicks them over and over again before retreating and surviving no it’s really
retreating and surviving no it’s really
retreating and surviving no it’s really number four at least they call him mr.
number four at least they call him mr.
number four at least they call him mr. mr. no legs you fellas take care of
mr. no legs you fellas take care of
mr. no legs you fellas take care of things I’m driving myself it’s not every
things I’m driving myself it’s not every
things I’m driving myself it’s not every day that a film features an extended
day that a film features an extended
day that a film features an extended fight sequence that includes action from
fight sequence that includes action from
fight sequence that includes action from a wheelchair ridden legless man and by
a wheelchair ridden legless man and by
a wheelchair ridden legless man and by no means do we want to belittle those
no means do we want to belittle those
no means do we want to belittle those who are missing limbs in fact we’re
who are missing limbs in fact we’re
who are missing limbs in fact we’re quite sure they’re not to be trifled
quite sure they’re not to be trifled
quite sure they’re not to be trifled with
the way this scene shows said men
the way this scene shows said men fighting however is beyond ridiculous
fighting however is beyond ridiculous
fighting however is beyond ridiculous revealing that his wheelchair is
revealing that his wheelchair is
revealing that his wheelchair is outfitted with ninja stars and scored
outfitted with ninja stars and scored
outfitted with ninja stars and scored with music that sounds like it’s out of
with music that sounds like it’s out of
with music that sounds like it’s out of a dream sequence this scene comes off as
a dream sequence this scene comes off as
a dream sequence this scene comes off as strange to say the least there is no
strange to say the least there is no
strange to say the least there is no denying the actor has some moves though
denying the actor has some moves though
denying the actor has some moves though hit the car number 3 cheep-cheep the
hit the car number 3 cheep-cheep the
hit the car number 3 cheep-cheep the room Lisa looks hot tonight
the room is undoubtedly among the cream
the room is undoubtedly among the cream of the crop of bad moviemaking but this
of the crop of bad moviemaking but this
of the crop of bad moviemaking but this scene often doesn’t get the discredit it
scene often doesn’t get the discredit it
scene often doesn’t get the discredit it deserves Joey what’s going on here you
deserves Joey what’s going on here you
deserves Joey what’s going on here you really don’t know do you maybe I know
really don’t know do you maybe I know
really don’t know do you maybe I know more than you think I do bar forgotten
more than you think I do bar forgotten
more than you think I do bar forgotten among the overacting Matua tusla shot
among the overacting Matua tusla shot
among the overacting Matua tusla shot sex scenes and horrible dubbing yeah can
sex scenes and horrible dubbing yeah can
sex scenes and horrible dubbing yeah can I have a dozen red roses please oh hi
I have a dozen red roses please oh hi
I have a dozen red roses please oh hi Johnny I didn’t know what you the shots
Johnny I didn’t know what you the shots
Johnny I didn’t know what you the shots of these two pushing each other
of these two pushing each other
of these two pushing each other grabbing one another and their threats
grabbing one another and their threats
grabbing one another and their threats belong on any list of bad fight
belong on any list of bad fight
belong on any list of bad fight sequences you keep your girl satisfy to
sequences you keep your girl satisfy to
sequences you keep your girl satisfy to a come to me get out my house our
a come to me get out my house our
a come to me get out my house our favorite moment without a doubt comes
favorite moment without a doubt comes
favorite moment without a doubt comes once they’ve stopped trying to hurt one
once they’ve stopped trying to hurt one
once they’ve stopped trying to hurt one another physically and we get to behold
another physically and we get to behold
another physically and we get to behold Johnny’s epically ridiculous cheap
Johnny’s epically ridiculous cheap
Johnny’s epically ridiculous cheap noises just a chicken Jim Jim Jim Jim
noises just a chicken Jim Jim Jim Jim
noises just a chicken Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim
we could watch that on a loop all day
we could watch that on a loop all day it’s not over everybody betrayed me I
it’s not over everybody betrayed me I
it’s not over everybody betrayed me I fed up with his world number two
fed up with his world number two
fed up with his world number two bumbling around Godzilla versus Megalon
bumbling around Godzilla versus Megalon
bumbling around Godzilla versus Megalon get together get together right sale
get together get together right sale
get together get together right sale what the law me go what up the original
what the law me go what up the original
what the law me go what up the original Godzilla films featuring men in suits
Godzilla films featuring men in suits
Godzilla films featuring men in suits are beloved by many for how fun and how
are beloved by many for how fun and how
are beloved by many for how fun and how much more enjoyable they are then that
much more enjoyable they are then that
much more enjoyable they are then that one American remake is this Godzilla
one American remake is this Godzilla
one American remake is this Godzilla where did he come from why is he here
where did he come from why is he here
where did he come from why is he here and it’s Laurent despite the fact that
and it’s Laurent despite the fact that
and it’s Laurent despite the fact that we’re big fans and don’t expect a lot
we’re big fans and don’t expect a lot
we’re big fans and don’t expect a lot when it comes to the actual action in
when it comes to the actual action in
when it comes to the actual action in these films this scene was too ludicrous
these films this scene was too ludicrous
these films this scene was too ludicrous to not include this fight is highlighted
to not include this fight is highlighted
to not include this fight is highlighted by the villains randomly dancing for
by the villains randomly dancing for
by the villains randomly dancing for some reason and mostly looking at each
some reason and mostly looking at each
some reason and mostly looking at each other a lot
let’s not forget the Godzilla long-range
let’s not forget the Godzilla long-range dropkick before we reveal our top pick
dropkick before we reveal our top pick
dropkick before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable or in this case
here are some honorable or in this case
here are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions
number one we’ll keep an eye out for you
number one we’ll keep an eye out for you stingray undefeatable drop the gun in
stingray undefeatable drop the gun in
stingray undefeatable drop the gun in this fight
this fight
this fight two men rip off their shirts to reveal
two men rip off their shirts to reveal
two men rip off their shirts to reveal their muscular chests which are either
their muscular chests which are either
their muscular chests which are either instantly sweaty or just oiled up
from there they engage in a grunting
from there they engage in a grunting match that looks like five-year-olds
match that looks like five-year-olds
match that looks like five-year-olds trying to sound tough it’s difficult to
trying to sound tough it’s difficult to
trying to sound tough it’s difficult to describe how bizarre this battle is as
describe how bizarre this battle is as
describe how bizarre this battle is as words don’t seem strong enough
I said to say the scene ends with a man
I said to say the scene ends with a man dying being lifted by his eye on a hook
dying being lifted by his eye on a hook
dying being lifted by his eye on a hook and sent off with a witty line ya see ya
and sent off with a witty line ya see ya
and sent off with a witty line ya see ya when considering which film should take
when considering which film should take
when considering which film should take the top spot on our list the competition
the top spot on our list the competition
the top spot on our list the competition was stiff in the end however
was stiff in the end however
was stiff in the end however undefeatable was truly undefeatable well
undefeatable was truly undefeatable well
undefeatable was truly undefeatable well kid we got him
kid we got him
kid we got him he’s not gonna be hurting anybody
he’s not gonna be hurting anybody
he’s not gonna be hurting anybody anymore do you agree with our list what
anymore do you agree with our list what
anymore do you agree with our list what awful movie fight made you laugh the
awful movie fight made you laugh the
awful movie fight made you laugh the hardest stay calm
hardest stay calm
hardest stay calm you afraid you talk too much
you afraid you talk too much
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