Top 10 Hilarious Peeing Scenes in Movies

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today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten comedic peeing scenes in

the top ten comedic peeing scenes in

the top ten comedic peeing scenes in movies there’s something wrong with your

movies there’s something wrong with your

movies there’s something wrong with your toilet for this list we are taking a

toilet for this list we are taking a

toilet for this list we are taking a look at cinemas most humorous urination

look at cinemas most humorous urination

look at cinemas most humorous urination moments hey big guy had going there

moments hey big guy had going there

moments hey big guy had going there first what does that mean yes oh hell no

first what does that mean yes oh hell no

first what does that mean yes oh hell no number 10 morning wood the 40 year old

number 10 morning wood the 40 year old

number 10 morning wood the 40 year old virgin the chicks in the audience might

virgin the chicks in the audience might

virgin the chicks in the audience might not identify with the opening scene of

not identify with the opening scene of

not identify with the opening scene of the 40 year old virgin but any guy can

the 40 year old virgin but any guy can

the 40 year old virgin but any guy can definitely relate having four decades of

definitely relate having four decades of

definitely relate having four decades of carnal repression under his belt and he

carnal repression under his belt and he

carnal repression under his belt and he wakes up every morning with a pitched

wakes up every morning with a pitched

wakes up every morning with a pitched tent while going to the bathroom he must

tent while going to the bathroom he must

tent while going to the bathroom he must position himself at a precise angle to

position himself at a precise angle to

position himself at a precise angle to avoid catastrophe the scene works as a

avoid catastrophe the scene works as a

avoid catastrophe the scene works as a perfect introduction to our main

perfect introduction to our main

perfect introduction to our main character summing up all his pent-up

character summing up all his pent-up

character summing up all his pent-up sexual frustration oh and if you assume

sexual frustration oh and if you assume

sexual frustration oh and if you assume Andy will have better luck peeing while

Andy will have better luck peeing while

Andy will have better luck peeing while sitting down think again

number nine I don’t really got a piss

number nine I don’t really got a piss Tropic Thunder hold up Matt keep it on

Tropic Thunder hold up Matt keep it on

Tropic Thunder hold up Matt keep it on down the urine takes a backseat to the

down the urine takes a backseat to the

down the urine takes a backseat to the hilarious chit chat in this scene from

hilarious chit chat in this scene from

hilarious chit chat in this scene from Tropic Thunder with the cast spiraling

Tropic Thunder with the cast spiraling

Tropic Thunder with the cast spiraling into their own personal apocalypses

into their own personal apocalypses

into their own personal apocalypses alliances have to be formed

alliances have to be formed

alliances have to be formed pretending to whiz alongside his young

pretending to whiz alongside his young

pretending to whiz alongside his young co-star Kirk Lazarus aims to gain

co-star Kirk Lazarus aims to gain

co-star Kirk Lazarus aims to gain Kevin’s trust and I know Stephen got

Kevin’s trust and I know Stephen got

Kevin’s trust and I know Stephen got everyone convinced we out here making

everyone convinced we out here making

everyone convinced we out here making plain of the Apes on YouTube some shit

plain of the Apes on YouTube some shit

plain of the Apes on YouTube some shit but I don’t buy as if that exchange

but I don’t buy as if that exchange

but I don’t buy as if that exchange wasn’t awkward enough

wasn’t awkward enough

wasn’t awkward enough Tugg Speedman also tries to recruit the

Tugg Speedman also tries to recruit the

Tugg Speedman also tries to recruit the actor turned soldier since tug doesn’t

actor turned soldier since tug doesn’t

actor turned soldier since tug doesn’t need to be either he improvises with a

need to be either he improvises with a

need to be either he improvises with a can of booty sweat I’m gonna level with

can of booty sweat I’m gonna level with

can of booty sweat I’m gonna level with you bro I don’t need to pee it’s the

you bro I don’t need to pee it’s the

you bro I don’t need to pee it’s the wartime equivalent of a water cooler

wartime equivalent of a water cooler

wartime equivalent of a water cooler conversation

conversation

conversation complete with deal ceiling but slabs

complete with deal ceiling but slabs

complete with deal ceiling but slabs Lazarus it’s gonna torpedo the movie his

Lazarus it’s gonna torpedo the movie his

Lazarus it’s gonna torpedo the movie his way a little in with his character I

way a little in with his character I

way a little in with his character I think he’s getting cold feet

think he’s getting cold feet

think he’s getting cold feet number 8 you ain’t cool unless you pee

number 8 you ain’t cool unless you pee

number 8 you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants Billy Madison I had an

your pants Billy Madison I had an

your pants Billy Madison I had an accident in Big Daddy Adam Sandler

accident in Big Daddy Adam Sandler

accident in Big Daddy Adam Sandler taught a generation of children that

taught a generation of children that

taught a generation of children that it’s cool to pee on the side of a

it’s cool to pee on the side of a

it’s cool to pee on the side of a building in Billy Madison

building in Billy Madison

building in Billy Madison he taught kids that it’s even cooler to

he taught kids that it’s even cooler to

he taught kids that it’s even cooler to pee your own pants Hey look everybody

pee your own pants Hey look everybody

pee your own pants Hey look everybody Billy peed his pants of course I peed my

Billy peed his pants of course I peed my

Billy peed his pants of course I peed my pants

pants

pants everybody my hp’s their pants it’s the

everybody my hp’s their pants it’s the

everybody my hp’s their pants it’s the coolest at least that’s what Billy says

coolest at least that’s what Billy says

coolest at least that’s what Billy says to save his classmate from embarrassment

to save his classmate from embarrassment

to save his classmate from embarrassment after an accident

after an accident

after an accident you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants

you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants

you ain’t cool unless you pee your pants dampening his crotch with water

dampening his crotch with water

dampening his crotch with water Billy sells the soiled pants look to his

Billy sells the soiled pants look to his

Billy sells the soiled pants look to his fellow third graders hey man

fellow third graders hey man

fellow third graders hey man Ernie pees pants too according to his

Ernie pees pants too according to his

Ernie pees pants too according to his logic the coolest person there is

logic the coolest person there is

logic the coolest person there is actually an old pioneer lady if peeing

actually an old pioneer lady if peeing

actually an old pioneer lady if peeing your pants is cool

your pants is cool

your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis gross

consider me Miles Davis gross

consider me Miles Davis gross sure immature totally wait your pants

sure immature totally wait your pants

sure immature totally wait your pants hysterical absolutely that was the

hysterical absolutely that was the

hysterical absolutely that was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my

grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my

grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

life

life let’s go number seven is this your

let’s go number seven is this your

let’s go number seven is this your special Bush Harold and Kumar Go to

special Bush Harold and Kumar Go to

special Bush Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

White Castle

White Castle he’s behind Johnson I have to ask you

he’s behind Johnson I have to ask you

he’s behind Johnson I have to ask you why’d you why are you peeing right here

why’d you why are you peeing right here

why’d you why are you peeing right here have you ever been doing your business

have you ever been doing your business

have you ever been doing your business in a public restroom and even though

in a public restroom and even though

in a public restroom and even though there were plenty

there were plenty

there were plenty other open urinals some guy decided to

other open urinals some guy decided to

other open urinals some guy decided to use the one right next to you

use the one right next to you

use the one right next to you why’d you pee right next to me when you

why’d you pee right next to me when you

why’d you pee right next to me when you like choose that bush awesome I should

like choose that bush awesome I should

like choose that bush awesome I should pay on this scene from the first Harold

pay on this scene from the first Harold

pay on this scene from the first Harold and Kumar road trip captures that

and Kumar road trip captures that

and Kumar road trip captures that uncomfortable sensation but takes it to

uncomfortable sensation but takes it to

uncomfortable sensation but takes it to another level by substituting a urinal

another level by substituting a urinal

another level by substituting a urinal with a bush this your bush you have a

with a bush this your bush you have a

with a bush this your bush you have a special bond with this bush as Kumar

special bond with this bush as Kumar

special bond with this bush as Kumar urinate a dead-eyed Jamie Kennedy

urinate a dead-eyed Jamie Kennedy

urinate a dead-eyed Jamie Kennedy emerges as if from nowhere and joins him

emerges as if from nowhere and joins him

emerges as if from nowhere and joins him I’m sorry

I’m sorry

I’m sorry why tree hugger is it your special boy

why tree hugger is it your special boy

why tree hugger is it your special boy we never figure out what this creepers

we never figure out what this creepers

we never figure out what this creepers deal is but some questions are better

deal is but some questions are better

deal is but some questions are better left unanswered

left unanswered

left unanswered nice pubes

Thanks number six tiger in the bathroom

Thanks number six tiger in the bathroom The Hangover

The Hangover

The Hangover after a wild night on the town chances

after a wild night on the town chances

after a wild night on the town chances are you aren’t going to be too observant

are you aren’t going to be too observant

are you aren’t going to be too observant the next morning even the most hungover

the next morning even the most hungover

the next morning even the most hungover person should be able to immediately

person should be able to immediately

person should be able to immediately detect a jungle cat though when Allen

detect a jungle cat though when Allen

detect a jungle cat though when Allen makes eye contact with the tiger in the

makes eye contact with the tiger in the

makes eye contact with the tiger in the hotel bathroom his brain is too burned

hotel bathroom his brain is too burned

hotel bathroom his brain is too burned out to respond

out to respond

out to respond he doesn’t even sees his stream of urine

he doesn’t even sees his stream of urine

he doesn’t even sees his stream of urine pissing on the floor and then casually

pissing on the floor and then casually

pissing on the floor and then casually returning to the toilet it takes another

returning to the toilet it takes another

returning to the toilet it takes another second but the party animal eventually

second but the party animal eventually

second but the party animal eventually notices the actual animal in his

notices the actual animal in his

notices the actual animal in his presence with a bra rias results number

presence with a bra rias results number

presence with a bra rias results number five I can taste the bubbles American

five I can taste the bubbles American

five I can taste the bubbles American Pie – it’s an American Pie tradition for

Pie – it’s an American Pie tradition for

Pie – it’s an American Pie tradition for Stifler to consume some form of human

Stifler to consume some form of human

Stifler to consume some form of human excreta I’ve got a surprise for you

excreta I’ve got a surprise for you

excreta I’ve got a surprise for you close your eyes and you’re ready in the

close your eyes and you’re ready in the

close your eyes and you’re ready in the franchise’s second helping Stifler

franchise’s second helping Stifler

franchise’s second helping Stifler thinks he’s about to get showered with

thinks he’s about to get showered with

thinks he’s about to get showered with champagne socata kinky and I like that

champagne socata kinky and I like that

champagne socata kinky and I like that bad timing befalls the horny degenerate

bad timing befalls the horny degenerate

bad timing befalls the horny degenerate though as his dates knocked unconscious

though as his dates knocked unconscious

though as his dates knocked unconscious as John uncorks himself from the balcony

as John uncorks himself from the balcony

as John uncorks himself from the balcony oh that’s they the stifmeister Stifler

oh that’s they the stifmeister Stifler

oh that’s they the stifmeister Stifler is completely clueless as he attempts to

is completely clueless as he attempts to

is completely clueless as he attempts to taste the bubbles how did you get it so

taste the bubbles how did you get it so

taste the bubbles how did you get it so nice and warm ah ah I can taste the

nice and warm ah ah I can taste the

nice and warm ah ah I can taste the bubbles but the truth eventually hits

bubbles but the truth eventually hits

bubbles but the truth eventually hits him on the head second while the scene

him on the head second while the scene

him on the head second while the scene itself is priceless

itself is priceless

itself is priceless Seann William Scott’s horrified reaction

Seann William Scott’s horrified reaction

Seann William Scott’s horrified reaction gets the biggest laugh of all ears – you

gets the biggest laugh of all ears – you

gets the biggest laugh of all ears – you stifmeister cool number four mr.

stifmeister cool number four mr.

stifmeister cool number four mr. Doubtfire mrs. Doubtfire

you never really know another person

you never really know another person until you’ve seen them go to the

until you’ve seen them go to the

until you’ve seen them go to the bathroom you’ll likely learn more than

bathroom you’ll likely learn more than

bathroom you’ll likely learn more than you want to though when Chris walks in

you want to though when Chris walks in

you want to though when Chris walks in on mrs. Doubtfire peeing while standing

on mrs. Doubtfire peeing while standing

on mrs. Doubtfire peeing while standing up he realizes that his nanny is

up he realizes that his nanny is

up he realizes that his nanny is actually a Manny Oh mortified Chris runs

actually a Manny Oh mortified Chris runs

actually a Manny Oh mortified Chris runs away as the he/she hurriedly zips up ah

away as the he/she hurriedly zips up ah

away as the he/she hurriedly zips up ah caught in the act

caught in the act

caught in the act Daniel breaks character and goes from

Daniel breaks character and goes from

Daniel breaks character and goes from soft-spoken caretaker to Stern father

soft-spoken caretaker to Stern father

soft-spoken caretaker to Stern father figure I’m not who you think I am how no

figure I’m not who you think I am how no

figure I’m not who you think I am how no shit watch your mouth young man this is

shit watch your mouth young man this is

shit watch your mouth young man this is one housekeeper who clearly has the

one housekeeper who clearly has the

one housekeeper who clearly has the whole package but he/she wisely left

whole package but he/she wisely left

whole package but he/she wisely left that off his her resume Ted yeah number

that off his her resume Ted yeah number

that off his her resume Ted yeah number three bottle pissing dumb and dumber and

three bottle pissing dumb and dumber and

three bottle pissing dumb and dumber and get a chance to go over with no time to

get a chance to go over with no time to

get a chance to go over with no time to pull over

pull over

pull over Lloyd takes an emergency pee break using

Lloyd takes an emergency pee break using

Lloyd takes an emergency pee break using five empty beer bottles in this scene

five empty beer bottles in this scene

five empty beer bottles in this scene from Dumb and Dumber was in one of the

from Dumb and Dumber was in one of the

from Dumb and Dumber was in one of the empty beer bottles of effects on the

empty beer bottles of effects on the

empty beer bottles of effects on the floor keeping his eyes fixated on the

floor keeping his eyes fixated on the

floor keeping his eyes fixated on the overflowing bottles

overflowing bottles

overflowing bottles Harry loses sight of the speed limit and

Harry loses sight of the speed limit and

Harry loses sight of the speed limit and gets pulled over the officer decides to

gets pulled over the officer decides to

gets pulled over the officer decides to reward himself mistaking the piss for

reward himself mistaking the piss for

reward himself mistaking the piss for grandpa’s old cough medicine sucking

grandpa’s old cough medicine sucking

grandpa’s old cough medicine sucking back on grandpa’s old cough medicine no

back on grandpa’s old cough medicine no

back on grandpa’s old cough medicine no oh no sir oh no no huh yeah well what’s

oh no sir oh no no huh yeah well what’s

oh no sir oh no no huh yeah well what’s that he quickly realizes that the cold

that he quickly realizes that the cold

that he quickly realizes that the cold one was actually a warm one however

one was actually a warm one however

one was actually a warm one however cracking up in disgust as the audience

cracking up in disgust as the audience

cracking up in disgust as the audience cracks up in laughter certain oh hey

cracks up in laughter certain oh hey

cracks up in laughter certain oh hey what else oh don’t don’t drink dude keep

what else oh don’t don’t drink dude keep

what else oh don’t don’t drink dude keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good

your mouth shut if you knew it was good

your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you buddy that’s what he gets for

for you buddy that’s what he gets for

for you buddy that’s what he gets for drinking on duty

tic-tac sir

tic-tac sir get the hell out of here number two

get the hell out of here number two

get the hell out of here number two peeing fountain Austin Powers in

peeing fountain Austin Powers in

peeing fountain Austin Powers in Goldmember Austin Powers had more than

Goldmember Austin Powers had more than

Goldmember Austin Powers had more than enough urine to evacuate in his first

enough urine to evacuate in his first

enough urine to evacuate in his first adventure

he comes up short in Goldmember though

he comes up short in Goldmember though accidentally unplugging a peeing

accidentally unplugging a peeing

accidentally unplugging a peeing fountain Austin must stand in to

fountain Austin must stand in to

fountain Austin must stand in to maintain his cover he tries to keep

maintain his cover he tries to keep

maintain his cover he tries to keep going with all his fortitude but

going with all his fortitude but

going with all his fortitude but inevitably runs low on fuel fortunately

inevitably runs low on fuel fortunately

inevitably runs low on fuel fortunately there’s plenty of Aquafina and asparagus

there’s plenty of Aquafina and asparagus

there’s plenty of Aquafina and asparagus on hand

on hand

on hand although Austin agile he plugs the

although Austin agile he plugs the

although Austin agile he plugs the fountain back in the guard is still

fountain back in the guard is still

fountain back in the guard is still alerted by his pees potent stench this

alerted by his pees potent stench this

alerted by his pees potent stench this leads to a judo chop and one of the

leads to a judo chop and one of the

leads to a judo chop and one of the franchise’s funniest visual gags boy

franchise’s funniest visual gags boy

franchise’s funniest visual gags boy chato coach Choi yo

I’m Ibaka dogon your seacoast in there

I’m Ibaka dogon your seacoast in there before we take a number one here are a

before we take a number one here are a

before we take a number one here are a few honorable mentions stop the car

few honorable mentions stop the car

few honorable mentions stop the car Donna what the hell’s gotten into you

Donna what the hell’s gotten into you

Donna what the hell’s gotten into you my thing got stuck in my zipper a cup so

my thing got stuck in my zipper a cup so

my thing got stuck in my zipper a cup so over my pants yo so I just drank my own

over my pants yo so I just drank my own

over my pants yo so I just drank my own pea for the first time hey hey bad I

pea for the first time hey hey bad I

pea for the first time hey hey bad I never thought to do it I always thought

never thought to do it I always thought

never thought to do it I always thought you know

you know

you know please think what I will but I lost the

please think what I will but I lost the

please think what I will but I lost the money now peed my jeans sorry

money now peed my jeans sorry

money now peed my jeans sorry feed him

number one Mic Check The Naked Gun from

number one Mic Check The Naked Gun from the files of police squad Oh Queens

the files of police squad Oh Queens

the files of police squad Oh Queens American goodwill tour in addition to

American goodwill tour in addition to

American goodwill tour in addition to being a superb King seen this bit also

being a superb King seen this bit also

being a superb King seen this bit also sums up what makes the Naked Gun a

sums up what makes the Naked Gun a

sums up what makes the Naked Gun a comedy classic she starts out with an

comedy classic she starts out with an

comedy classic she starts out with an already funny set up having Frank go to

already funny set up having Frank go to

already funny set up having Frank go to the bathroom without realizing his mic

the bathroom without realizing his mic

the bathroom without realizing his mic is on

the filmmakers don’t stop there however

the filmmakers don’t stop there however they make his actions as loud as

they make his actions as loud as

they make his actions as loud as possible

possible

possible the crowds reaction as appalled as

the crowds reaction as appalled as

the crowds reaction as appalled as possible and even work a song in there

then just when you think it’s over Frank

then just when you think it’s over Frank gets a second wind and flushes out a few

gets a second wind and flushes out a few

gets a second wind and flushes out a few farts as a finale do you agree with our

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