two words Chuck Norris when he doesn’t push up he doesn’t lift himself he
push up he doesn’t lift himself he
push up he doesn’t lift himself he pushes the world down welcome to
pushes the world down welcome to
pushes the world down welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking a look at our top ten favorite Chuck
a look at our top ten favorite Chuck
a look at our top ten favorite Chuck Norris moments number ten forest warrior
Norris moments number ten forest warrior
Norris moments number ten forest warrior shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck
shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck
shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck Norris taps into his ability to
Norris taps into his ability to
Norris taps into his ability to shape-shift into various badass woodland
shape-shift into various badass woodland
shape-shift into various badass woodland creatures in order to scare off
creatures in order to scare off
creatures in order to scare off Lumberjacks that are threatening his
Lumberjacks that are threatening his
Lumberjacks that are threatening his forest fun fact the only special effect
forest fun fact the only special effect
forest fun fact the only special effect this movie needed was Chuck Norris
this movie needed was Chuck Norris
this movie needed was Chuck Norris number nine WWF Survivor Series
number nine WWF Survivor Series
number nine WWF Survivor Series protecting the Undertaker back in the
protecting the Undertaker back in the
protecting the Undertaker back in the early 90s Chuck was asked to play an
early 90s Chuck was asked to play an
early 90s Chuck was asked to play an enforcer for a wrestling match between
enforcer for a wrestling match between
enforcer for a wrestling match between the Undertaker and Yokozuna seeing as
the Undertaker and Yokozuna seeing as
the Undertaker and Yokozuna seeing as he’s unstoppable he prevented Jeff
he’s unstoppable he prevented Jeff
he’s unstoppable he prevented Jeff Jarrett from interfering with the casket
Jarrett from interfering with the casket
Jarrett from interfering with the casket match with a sidekick to the dome
match with a sidekick to the dome
match with a sidekick to the dome causing him to flip onto his head and
causing him to flip onto his head and
causing him to flip onto his head and run away in tears if you ask us
run away in tears if you ask us
run away in tears if you ask us he got off easy number eight lone wolf
he got off easy number eight lone wolf
he got off easy number eight lone wolf McQuade and the uz he may play a cowboy
McQuade and the uz he may play a cowboy
McQuade and the uz he may play a cowboy style Ranger in this film but like any
style Ranger in this film but like any
style Ranger in this film but like any red white and blue blood and American
red white and blue blood and American
red white and blue blood and American he’s not opposed to putting the
he’s not opposed to putting the
he’s not opposed to putting the six-shooter down in favor of a bullets
six-shooter down in favor of a bullets
six-shooter down in favor of a bullets fitting chunk of the Second Amendment
fitting chunk of the Second Amendment
fitting chunk of the Second Amendment [Music]
only Chuck can perform a 360-degree
only Chuck can perform a 360-degree machine gun takedown and not hit any of
machine gun takedown and not hit any of
machine gun takedown and not hit any of the horses number seven Huck and Chuck
the horses number seven Huck and Chuck
the horses number seven Huck and Chuck presidential campaign Chuck facts in
presidential campaign Chuck facts in
presidential campaign Chuck facts in 2007 Chuck took his fight against evil
2007 Chuck took his fight against evil
2007 Chuck took his fight against evil into the political realm when he and
into the political realm when he and
into the political realm when he and Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on
Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on
Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on each other
each other
each other Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter he’ll
Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter he’ll
Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter he’ll protect our Second Amendment rights
protect our Second Amendment rights
protect our Second Amendment rights there’s no chimney on Chuck Norris’s
there’s no chimney on Chuck Norris’s
there’s no chimney on Chuck Norris’s beard only another fist somehow even
beard only another fist somehow even
beard only another fist somehow even with the almighty Norris’s support
with the almighty Norris’s support
with the almighty Norris’s support Huckabee still managed to lose the
Huckabee still managed to lose the
Huckabee still managed to lose the Republican nomination if God works in
Republican nomination if God works in
Republican nomination if God works in mysterious ways
mysterious ways
mysterious ways then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond
then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond
then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond comprehension Chuck Norris doesn’t
comprehension Chuck Norris doesn’t
comprehension Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse he tells America how it’s gonna
endorse he tells America how it’s gonna
endorse he tells America how it’s gonna be number six
be number six
be number six dodgeball the thumbs up in this
dodgeball the thumbs up in this
dodgeball the thumbs up in this silver-screen sports epic the thrilling
silver-screen sports epic the thrilling
silver-screen sports epic the thrilling conclusion comes down to a decision by
conclusion comes down to a decision by
conclusion comes down to a decision by the judges luckily for Vince Vaughn and
the judges luckily for Vince Vaughn and
the judges luckily for Vince Vaughn and his team Chuck appears and saves the day
his team Chuck appears and saves the day
his team Chuck appears and saves the day with a simple thumbs-up Ben Stiller
with a simple thumbs-up Ben Stiller
with a simple thumbs-up Ben Stiller should just be thankful that Chuck
should just be thankful that Chuck
should just be thankful that Chuck didn’t unleash the other four fingers
number five
number five Delta Force two skydiving in Delta Force
Delta Force two skydiving in Delta Force
Delta Force two skydiving in Delta Force two Chuck decides that a drug kingpin
two Chuck decides that a drug kingpin
two Chuck decides that a drug kingpin needs to be taught the kind of lesson
needs to be taught the kind of lesson
needs to be taught the kind of lesson that only a 10,000 foot drop can provide
that only a 10,000 foot drop can provide
that only a 10,000 foot drop can provide let me go
let me go
let me go and throws old pavlo out of a plane
and throws old pavlo out of a plane
and throws old pavlo out of a plane without a chute since Chuck is
without a chute since Chuck is
without a chute since Chuck is impervious to the laws of physics he
impervious to the laws of physics he
impervious to the laws of physics he saves the scumbag my skydiving after him
saves the scumbag my skydiving after him
saves the scumbag my skydiving after him but presumably only after he makes him
but presumably only after he makes him
but presumably only after he makes him crap his pants from screaming number
crap his pants from screaming number
crap his pants from screaming number four good guys wear black the windshield
four good guys wear black the windshield
four good guys wear black the windshield kick in this film Norris plays a six
kick in this film Norris plays a six
kick in this film Norris plays a six time world karate champion who has ended
time world karate champion who has ended
time world karate champion who has ended up on the cia’s hit list these liberal
up on the cia’s hit list these liberal
up on the cia’s hit list these liberal Punk’s try to chase him down but failed
Punk’s try to chase him down but failed
Punk’s try to chase him down but failed to realize that you can’t run over Chuck
to realize that you can’t run over Chuck
to realize that you can’t run over Chuck Norris
Norris
Norris he runs over you hey what’s that a new
he runs over you hey what’s that a new
he runs over you hey what’s that a new windshield number three way of the
windshield number three way of the
windshield number three way of the Dragon the chest hair here we come to
Dragon the chest hair here we come to
Dragon the chest hair here we come to the one inaccuracy on our list we all
the one inaccuracy on our list we all
the one inaccuracy on our list we all know that it is folly to think that you
know that it is folly to think that you
know that it is folly to think that you can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a
can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a
can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a weakness for it is surely the source of
weakness for it is surely the source of
weakness for it is surely the source of his great power we’ll let this slide
his great power we’ll let this slide
his great power we’ll let this slide because it does involve the late great
because it does involve the late great
because it does involve the late great Bruce Lee before the record Chuck
Bruce Lee before the record Chuck
Bruce Lee before the record Chuck Norrises chest hair is so powerful that
Norrises chest hair is so powerful that
Norrises chest hair is so powerful that feeding a single curl to a male horse
feeding a single curl to a male horse
feeding a single curl to a male horse would cause it to instantly ejaculate
would cause it to instantly ejaculate
would cause it to instantly ejaculate another fully grown horse number two
another fully grown horse number two
another fully grown horse number two invasion USA bazookas when America faces
invasion USA bazookas when America faces
invasion USA bazookas when America faces its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up
its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up
its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up his true mantle as a one-man army of
his true mantle as a one-man army of
his true mantle as a one-man army of freedom at the film’s climax Chuck sees
freedom at the film’s climax Chuck sees
freedom at the film’s climax Chuck sees fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian
fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian
fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian terrorists with a bazooka of his own
terrorists with a bazooka of his own
terrorists with a bazooka of his own from point-blank range
from point-blank range
from point-blank range [Music]
cancel the Oscars number one Walker
cancel the Oscars number one Walker Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding
Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding
Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding out our list is the television
out our list is the television
out our list is the television appearance that made this God turn man
appearance that made this God turn man
appearance that made this God turn man into a household name listen would you
into a household name listen would you
into a household name listen would you go behind my pickup truck and pull down
go behind my pickup truck and pull down
go behind my pickup truck and pull down the tailgate for my place following in
the tailgate for my place following in
the tailgate for my place following in the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham
the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham
the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham Lincoln chuck breaks at creeps nose like
Lincoln chuck breaks at creeps nose like
Lincoln chuck breaks at creeps nose like it’s a salty and grabber then he resets
it’s a salty and grabber then he resets
it’s a salty and grabber then he resets it Danny breaks it again if you will
it Danny breaks it again if you will
it Danny breaks it again if you will ever get so close to being touched by
ever get so close to being touched by
ever get so close to being touched by perfection
perfection
perfection [Music]
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