he brings the pain ya know right welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 Chris Rock moments what do we wait for
Chris Rock moments what do we wait for
Chris Rock moments what do we wait for action number 10 rap rock cb4 has all
action number 10 rap rock cb4 has all
action number 10 rap rock cb4 has all the hallmarks of a Chris Rock classic
the hallmarks of a Chris Rock classic
the hallmarks of a Chris Rock classic sharp satire profane but clever dialogue
sharp satire profane but clever dialogue
sharp satire profane but clever dialogue and borderline ridiculous storylines
and borderline ridiculous storylines
and borderline ridiculous storylines must be one of my bitches
must be one of my bitches
must be one of my bitches no wonder Rock helped write it who’s the
no wonder Rock helped write it who’s the
no wonder Rock helped write it who’s the bitch never and he helps bring it to
bitch never and he helps bring it to
bitch never and he helps bring it to life as MC gusto of cellblock 4 but in
life as MC gusto of cellblock 4 but in
life as MC gusto of cellblock 4 but in prison I’m known as 9 7 – ky LMNOP – 14
prison I’m known as 9 7 – ky LMNOP – 14
prison I’m known as 9 7 – ky LMNOP – 14 to the third power too bad neither
to the third power too bad neither
to the third power too bad neither audiences nor critics liked it too much
audiences nor critics liked it too much
audiences nor critics liked it too much because this is a forgotten piece of
because this is a forgotten piece of
because this is a forgotten piece of hilarity courtesy of a visionary
hilarity courtesy of a visionary
hilarity courtesy of a visionary comedian with a little side of rap to
comedian with a little side of rap to
comedian with a little side of rap to help it along
Todd fall order our ribs number not rock
Todd fall order our ribs number not rock and ribs Oh 50 how do I get ledee leave
and ribs Oh 50 how do I get ledee leave
and ribs Oh 50 how do I get ledee leave it to Chris Rock to steal all the
it to Chris Rock to steal all the
it to Chris Rock to steal all the attention with just one scene so I guess
attention with just one scene so I guess
attention with just one scene so I guess that’s about Judas is real huh yeah bout
that’s about Judas is real huh yeah bout
that’s about Judas is real huh yeah bout let me get one this Wayans family comedy
let me get one this Wayans family comedy
let me get one this Wayans family comedy is a satire of blaxploitation flicks and
is a satire of blaxploitation flicks and
is a satire of blaxploitation flicks and it features some big-name actors but our
it features some big-name actors but our
it features some big-name actors but our favorite part of I’m gonna get you sucka
favorite part of I’m gonna get you sucka
favorite part of I’m gonna get you sucka remains Rock’s contribution and unusual
remains Rock’s contribution and unusual
remains Rock’s contribution and unusual food order come on now look out for
food order come on now look out for
food order come on now look out for brother Beck come on hey taters I want
brother Beck come on hey taters I want
brother Beck come on hey taters I want you let me get a sip for 15 Sen well
you let me get a sip for 15 Sen well
you let me get a sip for 15 Sen well that seems reasonable my cups cost more
that seems reasonable my cups cost more
that seems reasonable my cups cost more than 15 cents all right pick up pull him
than 15 cents all right pick up pull him
than 15 cents all right pick up pull him a hand for a dime okay that’s ridiculous
a hand for a dime okay that’s ridiculous
a hand for a dime okay that’s ridiculous but if he’s broke you got change for a
but if he’s broke you got change for a
but if he’s broke you got change for a hundred
hundred
hundred never mind look we’re gonna need an
never mind look we’re gonna need an
never mind look we’re gonna need an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot
orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot
orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot from your hammer
number eight rock the boat rock has been
number eight rock the boat rock has been one of the best stand-up comedians on
one of the best stand-up comedians on
one of the best stand-up comedians on the scene since at least the 90s so
the scene since at least the 90s so
the scene since at least the 90s so naturally he got his own late-night talk
naturally he got his own late-night talk
naturally he got his own late-night talk show you got enough to cure for AIDS on
show you got enough to cure for AIDS on
show you got enough to cure for AIDS on The WB and nobody would find out for a
The WB and nobody would find out for a
The WB and nobody would find out for a week but unlike your standard late night
week but unlike your standard late night
week but unlike your standard late night hosts Rock didn’t play by the rules he
hosts Rock didn’t play by the rules he
hosts Rock didn’t play by the rules he was funny because he was confrontational
was funny because he was confrontational
was funny because he was confrontational smart and exciting even the interviews
smart and exciting even the interviews
smart and exciting even the interviews were entertaining which is more than can
were entertaining which is more than can
were entertaining which is more than can be said for most but the best part of
be said for most but the best part of
be said for most but the best part of the Chris Rock show was always the skits
the Chris Rock show was always the skits
the Chris Rock show was always the skits if you jump a subway turnstile you might
if you jump a subway turnstile you might
if you jump a subway turnstile you might just get off with a warning from the
just get off with a warning from the
just get off with a warning from the police but if you jump a turnstile
police but if you jump a turnstile
police but if you jump a turnstile carrying a loaded gun and smoking a
carrying a loaded gun and smoking a
carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint
number seven crack that rock can I get
number seven crack that rock can I get an eight miss amen
an eight miss amen
an eight miss amen you know how all comedians have one
you know how all comedians have one
you know how all comedians have one movie that proves they can actually act
movie that proves they can actually act
movie that proves they can actually act New Jack city is rocks yeah believe it
New Jack city is rocks yeah believe it
New Jack city is rocks yeah believe it or not it isn’t pretty time bitches in
or not it isn’t pretty time bitches in
or not it isn’t pretty time bitches in there
you write you write
you write you write respect the women respect the women a
respect the women respect the women a
respect the women respect the women a few years after his Beverly Hills Cop to
few years after his Beverly Hills Cop to
few years after his Beverly Hills Cop to debut and already in the middle of his
debut and already in the middle of his
debut and already in the middle of his SNL stint Rock accepted a subdued role
SNL stint Rock accepted a subdued role
SNL stint Rock accepted a subdued role as crack addict turned police informant
as crack addict turned police informant
as crack addict turned police informant Pookie in 1991’s New Jack city well it
Pookie in 1991’s New Jack city well it
Pookie in 1991’s New Jack city well it may not be subdued but it’s definitely
may not be subdued but it’s definitely
may not be subdued but it’s definitely depressing number six Rock goes long I
depressing number six Rock goes long I
depressing number six Rock goes long I got a bird his name is Ronnie
got a bird his name is Ronnie
got a bird his name is Ronnie well tell Ronnie you got knocked up go
well tell Ronnie you got knocked up go
well tell Ronnie you got knocked up go years worth of comedy chemistry are put
years worth of comedy chemistry are put
years worth of comedy chemistry are put to good use in this remake Rock and
to good use in this remake Rock and
to good use in this remake Rock and Sandler reunite from their days on SNL
Sandler reunite from their days on SNL
Sandler reunite from their days on SNL to play inmates in charge of assembling
to play inmates in charge of assembling
to play inmates in charge of assembling a team of prisoners to play the guards
a team of prisoners to play the guards
a team of prisoners to play the guards on the football field go and Rock’s
on the football field go and Rock’s
on the football field go and Rock’s character in The Longest Yard is the guy
character in The Longest Yard is the guy
character in The Longest Yard is the guy who cannot play football I suck so bad
who cannot play football I suck so bad
who cannot play football I suck so bad is to pick me after the white kids but
is to pick me after the white kids but
is to pick me after the white kids but he’s a fast talker who can get you
he’s a fast talker who can get you
he’s a fast talker who can get you whatever you like on the inside what
whatever you like on the inside what
whatever you like on the inside what about the love of a beautiful woman what
about the love of a beautiful woman what
about the love of a beautiful woman what are you gonna have to lower your
are you gonna have to lower your
are you gonna have to lower your standards on the beautiful pot and on
standards on the beautiful pot and on
standards on the beautiful pot and on the woman pot
the woman pot
the woman pot a number five as politically incorrect
a number five as politically incorrect
a number five as politically incorrect as ever Chris you look good oh you know
as ever Chris you look good oh you know
as ever Chris you look good oh you know I’m off the pipe bill not that
I’m off the pipe bill not that
I’m off the pipe bill not that politically incorrect wasn’t
politically incorrect wasn’t
politically incorrect wasn’t controversial enough but when they
controversial enough but when they
controversial enough but when they brought Chris Rock on as a commentator
brought Chris Rock on as a commentator
brought Chris Rock on as a commentator they brought things to a whole other
they brought things to a whole other
they brought things to a whole other level this is a really really really
level this is a really really really
level this is a really really really white town rock is knowledgeable about
white town rock is knowledgeable about
white town rock is knowledgeable about politics but that’s not the only reason
politics but that’s not the only reason
politics but that’s not the only reason he was brought in to mix things up he’s
he was brought in to mix things up he’s
he was brought in to mix things up he’s not a pundit and doesn’t talk like one
not a pundit and doesn’t talk like one
not a pundit and doesn’t talk like one so you get the every man’s take on
so you get the every man’s take on
so you get the every man’s take on politics with lots of one-liners thrown
politics with lots of one-liners thrown
politics with lots of one-liners thrown in for good measure what my father used
in for good measure what my father used
in for good measure what my father used to say you you can’t beat white people
to say you you can’t beat white people
to say you you can’t beat white people you can only knock them out number four
you can only knock them out number four
you can only knock them out number four the voice of reason Everybody Hates
the voice of reason Everybody Hates
the voice of reason Everybody Hates Chris told the vaguely veiled story of
Chris told the vaguely veiled story of
Chris told the vaguely veiled story of rock’s youth with rock himself as
rock’s youth with rock himself as
rock’s youth with rock himself as creator and more importantly as narrator
creator and more importantly as narrator
creator and more importantly as narrator I sucked at every sport I’d truck
I sucked at every sport I’d truck
I sucked at every sport I’d truck baseball football like a pool I even
baseball football like a pool I even
baseball football like a pool I even tried bowling and since no one delivers
tried bowling and since no one delivers
tried bowling and since no one delivers dialogue like Chris Rock his family
dialogue like Chris Rock his family
dialogue like Chris Rock his family centric sitcom gave him the opportunity
centric sitcom gave him the opportunity
centric sitcom gave him the opportunity to get the respect he deserves
to get the respect he deserves
to get the respect he deserves and give his younger self some
and give his younger self some
and give his younger self some much-needed guidance according to this
much-needed guidance according to this
much-needed guidance according to this test you put to open and stupid truly it
test you put to open and stupid truly it
test you put to open and stupid truly it was the cosby show of its time are you
was the cosby show of its time are you
was the cosby show of its time are you cracked baby
cracked baby
cracked baby no sir number three cracker barrel full
no sir number three cracker barrel full
no sir number three cracker barrel full of laughs quick quick quick quick he’s
of laughs quick quick quick quick he’s
of laughs quick quick quick quick he’s racist look at all these crackers he
racist look at all these crackers he
racist look at all these crackers he does not respect comic book anchors
does not respect comic book anchors
does not respect comic book anchors nobody else got the heart to tell you
nobody else got the heart to tell you
nobody else got the heart to tell you you trace you go around the lodge you a
you trace you go around the lodge you a
you trace you go around the lodge you a trace okay and he does not like boogers
trace okay and he does not like boogers
trace okay and he does not like boogers in his coffee
in his coffee
in his coffee there’s no boogers in it sir then taste
there’s no boogers in it sir then taste
there’s no boogers in it sir then taste taste taste the booger flavor I’m
taste taste the booger flavor I’m
taste taste the booger flavor I’m noticing it
noticing it
noticing it after a memorable turn as Kevin Smith’s
after a memorable turn as Kevin Smith’s
after a memorable turn as Kevin Smith’s 13th apostle Rock steals the show again
13th apostle Rock steals the show again
13th apostle Rock steals the show again in Jay and Silent Bob strike back who –
in Jay and Silent Bob strike back who –
in Jay and Silent Bob strike back who – mom – director Shaka Luther King that’s
mom – director Shaka Luther King that’s
mom – director Shaka Luther King that’s what ugh I am alongside a star-studded
what ugh I am alongside a star-studded
what ugh I am alongside a star-studded cast of actors and self-referential
cast of actors and self-referential
cast of actors and self-referential roles he shines in his part however
roles he shines in his part however
roles he shines in his part however brief it may be mandus movies won’t make
brief it may be mandus movies won’t make
brief it may be mandus movies won’t make house
house
house but like how spotted two for house party
but like how spotted two for house party
but like how spotted two for house party drink shut up you two man Chris Rock no
drink shut up you two man Chris Rock no
drink shut up you two man Chris Rock no you the man and Nesta problem number two
you the man and Nesta problem number two
you the man and Nesta problem number two stand up and say rock it wasn’t the
stand up and say rock it wasn’t the
stand up and say rock it wasn’t the first it wasn’t a last but bring the
first it wasn’t a last but bring the
first it wasn’t a last but bring the pain was considered to be one of Chris
pain was considered to be one of Chris
pain was considered to be one of Chris Rock’s finest pieces of stand up work he
Rock’s finest pieces of stand up work he
Rock’s finest pieces of stand up work he owed a he’d be a rental the bus driver
owed a he’d be a rental the bus driver
owed a he’d be a rental the bus driver murderer he took home awards and praise
murderer he took home awards and praise
murderer he took home awards and praise for the 1996 special thanks to its blend
for the 1996 special thanks to its blend
for the 1996 special thanks to its blend of current events relationship themes
of current events relationship themes
of current events relationship themes and opinions on race who’s more racist
and opinions on race who’s more racist
and opinions on race who’s more racist black people are white people black
black people are white people black
black people are white people black people you know why we hate black people
people you know why we hate black people
people you know why we hate black people too in fact it featured one of rock’s
too in fact it featured one of rock’s
too in fact it featured one of rock’s most famous routines that sums up his
most famous routines that sums up his
most famous routines that sums up his comedy perfectly it’s like a civil war
comedy perfectly it’s like a civil war
comedy perfectly it’s like a civil war going over black people and there’s two
going over black people and there’s two
going over black people and there’s two sides black people Nizhny number one
sides black people Nizhny number one
sides black people Nizhny number one solid as a rock
solid as a rock
solid as a rock say what you will about his other work
say what you will about his other work
say what you will about his other work but Chris Rock stand-up is hard-hitting
but Chris Rock stand-up is hard-hitting
but Chris Rock stand-up is hard-hitting intelligent and wide-ranging and while
intelligent and wide-ranging and while
intelligent and wide-ranging and while he’s got many stellar specials bigger
he’s got many stellar specials bigger
he’s got many stellar specials bigger and blacker is his masterpiece that 1999
and blacker is his masterpiece that 1999
and blacker is his masterpiece that 1999 show sees him riffing on gender issues
show sees him riffing on gender issues
show sees him riffing on gender issues men lot of most women tell the biggest
men lot of most women tell the biggest
men lot of most women tell the biggest lap race no white people up top good
lap race no white people up top good
lap race no white people up top good night politics you name it damn dick got
night politics you name it damn dick got
night politics you name it damn dick got a peach for what n gets big laughs no
a peach for what n gets big laughs no
a peach for what n gets big laughs no matter what not about a blowjob so dude
matter what not about a blowjob so dude
matter what not about a blowjob so dude why put a fire down is that a gift alone
why put a fire down is that a gift alone
why put a fire down is that a gift alone not only did this album when Rock a
not only did this album when Rock a
not only did this album when Rock a Grammy it also spawned this gem of a bit
Grammy it also spawned this gem of a bit
Grammy it also spawned this gem of a bit there is no sex in the champagne room
there is no sex in the champagne room
there is no sex in the champagne room and for that we’re truly thankful
Oh champagne you agree with our list yep
Oh champagne you agree with our list yep what do you think are Chris Rock’s best
what do you think are Chris Rock’s best
what do you think are Chris Rock’s best moments Aquarius you gonna die Caprica
moments Aquarius you gonna die Caprica
moments Aquarius you gonna die Caprica you got it for more top 10s about your
you got it for more top 10s about your
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