
[Music] they put even the most macho of men
they put even the most macho of men
they put even the most macho of men fishing welcome to watchmojo.com and
fishing welcome to watchmojo.com and
fishing welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
the top 10
the top 10 fat-ass male characters in animated
fat-ass male characters in animated
fat-ass male characters in animated series when Esther days dr. Muraki
for this list we’re looking at animated
for this list we’re looking at animated male characters that dominate the small
male characters that dominate the small
male characters that dominate the small screen with both charisma and
screen with both charisma and
screen with both charisma and testosterone-fueled badassery we’ve
testosterone-fueled badassery we’ve
testosterone-fueled badassery we’ve limited our choices to Western animation
limited our choices to Western animation
limited our choices to Western animation only so apologies to anime fans also be
only so apologies to anime fans also be
only so apologies to anime fans also be on the hook out for a few spoilers down
on the hook out for a few spoilers down
on the hook out for a few spoilers down the line why die no boss what a
the line why die no boss what a
the line why die no boss what a delightful surprise
delightful surprise
delightful surprise number 10 Dinobot beast wars
number 10 Dinobot beast wars
number 10 Dinobot beast wars transformers don’t torque spray like
transformers don’t torque spray like
transformers don’t torque spray like justice columns if it’s right you don’t
justice columns if it’s right you don’t
justice columns if it’s right you don’t because they pretty much speak for
because they pretty much speak for
because they pretty much speak for themselves in this fan favorite
themselves in this fan favorite
themselves in this fan favorite installment of the Transformers
installment of the Transformers
installment of the Transformers franchise no character has more
franchise no character has more
franchise no character has more complexity and general awesomeness than
complexity and general awesomeness than
complexity and general awesomeness than the robotic Raptor
formerly a member of the predacons
formerly a member of the predacons Dinobot abandons megatron to join
Dinobot abandons megatron to join
Dinobot abandons megatron to join optimus primal and the maximals still
optimus primal and the maximals still
optimus primal and the maximals still carefully walks the line between hero
carefully walks the line between hero
carefully walks the line between hero and villain you’re not going to believe
and villain you’re not going to believe
and villain you’re not going to believe a Predacon is with violent tendencies
a Predacon is with violent tendencies
a Predacon is with violent tendencies and a bad habit of switching sides his
and a bad habit of switching sides his
and a bad habit of switching sides his defining feature is his code of honor
defining feature is his code of honor
defining feature is his code of honor which sees him sacrifice himself for the
which sees him sacrifice himself for the
which sees him sacrifice himself for the sake of others in a truly
sake of others in a truly
sake of others in a truly heart-wrenching death scene
heart-wrenching death scene
heart-wrenching death scene and it truly leads along with the coda
and it truly leads along with the coda
and it truly leads along with the coda and that may be judged accordingly
number nine sergeant slaughter GI Joe a
number nine sergeant slaughter GI Joe a Real American Hero know things are going
Real American Hero know things are going
Real American Hero know things are going to get increasing
margin older you might laugh at the name
margin older you might laugh at the name now but chances are if you tried talking
now but chances are if you tried talking
now but chances are if you tried talking crap to this particular Joe he’d make
crap to this particular Joe he’d make
crap to this particular Joe he’d make you do push-ups until your arms popped
you do push-ups until your arms popped
you do push-ups until your arms popped out of their sockets under regarded as
out of their sockets under regarded as
out of their sockets under regarded as one of the toughest of all Joe’s and
one of the toughest of all Joe’s and
one of the toughest of all Joe’s and based on the real-life wrestler sergeant
based on the real-life wrestler sergeant
based on the real-life wrestler sergeant slaughter this is the man responsible
slaughter this is the man responsible
slaughter this is the man responsible for making sure every agent and soldier
for making sure every agent and soldier
for making sure every agent and soldier is ready to take on Cobra via
is ready to take on Cobra via
is ready to take on Cobra via horrendously punishing drill routines
horrendously punishing drill routines
horrendously punishing drill routines you’ve already got the best men
you’ve already got the best men
you’ve already got the best men available no I want you to stay and whip
available no I want you to stay and whip
available no I want you to stay and whip them into shape well okay I’m your man
them into shape well okay I’m your man
them into shape well okay I’m your man after serving under this guy taking on
after serving under this guy taking on
after serving under this guy taking on Cobra Commander and his cronies would be
Cobra Commander and his cronies would be
Cobra Commander and his cronies would be a breeze
a breeze
a breeze [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number eight Casey Jones the Teenage
number eight Casey Jones the Teenage
number eight Casey Jones the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise hey fresh
Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise hey fresh
Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise hey fresh lumber lawbreakers if you ever hear the
lumber lawbreakers if you ever hear the
lumber lawbreakers if you ever hear the sound of a hockey stick slowly coming
sound of a hockey stick slowly coming
sound of a hockey stick slowly coming towards you in the middle of the night
towards you in the middle of the night
towards you in the middle of the night may God have mercy on you because if
may God have mercy on you because if
may God have mercy on you because if you’re a lawbreaker Casey Jones
you’re a lawbreaker Casey Jones
you’re a lawbreaker Casey Jones certainly won’t die no breaking the ball
certainly won’t die no breaking the ball
certainly won’t die no breaking the ball buster this guy will beat your face in
buster this guy will beat your face in
buster this guy will beat your face in with an assortment of sports based
with an assortment of sports based
with an assortment of sports based weaponry before going out to share a
weaponry before going out to share a
weaponry before going out to share a slice of pizza with the Ninja Turtles
slice of pizza with the Ninja Turtles
slice of pizza with the Ninja Turtles the purple dragons had better watch
the purple dragons had better watch
the purple dragons had better watch their backs when this purist definition
their backs when this purist definition
their backs when this purist definition of a vigilante is around
of a vigilante is around
of a vigilante is around goongala
number seven axe cop axe cop one day
number seven axe cop axe cop one day just even the fire the cop found the
just even the fire the cop found the
just even the fire the cop found the perfect axe
perfect axe
perfect axe that was the game okay it’s amazing what
that was the game okay it’s amazing what
that was the game okay it’s amazing what the Internet can produce when you give
the Internet can produce when you give
the Internet can produce when you give unlimited narrative control to a
unlimited narrative control to a
unlimited narrative control to a five-year-old that’s not a joke either
five-year-old that’s not a joke either
five-year-old that’s not a joke either co-creator malachi nicole was just five
co-creator malachi nicole was just five
co-creator malachi nicole was just five years old when he created the character
years old when he created the character
years old when he created the character alongside his older brother Ethan buckle
alongside his older brother Ethan buckle
alongside his older brother Ethan buckle up boys
up boys
up boys this jump leads to space and that’s
this jump leads to space and that’s
this jump leads to space and that’s really high
from how act cop transcends
from how act cop transcends comprehension to be utterly badass who
comprehension to be utterly badass who
comprehension to be utterly badass who else do you know that spot zombies in
else do you know that spot zombies in
else do you know that spot zombies in space saved God opened up a ham
space saved God opened up a ham
space saved God opened up a ham restaurant and killed an army of
restaurant and killed an army of
restaurant and killed an army of dinosaurs axe cop
dinosaurs axe cop
dinosaurs axe cop that’s who something’s weird zombies
that’s who something’s weird zombies
that’s who something’s weird zombies always fight me till I chop off their
always fight me till I chop off their
always fight me till I chop off their head come back here number 6 Samurai
head come back here number 6 Samurai
head come back here number 6 Samurai Jack Samurai Jack the tale of a samurai
Jack Samurai Jack the tale of a samurai
Jack Samurai Jack the tale of a samurai cast into the future by the incarnation
cast into the future by the incarnation
cast into the future by the incarnation of all that is evil could have very well
of all that is evil could have very well
of all that is evil could have very well turned into a clunky mess of a show
turned into a clunky mess of a show
turned into a clunky mess of a show instead it gave us one of the greatest
instead it gave us one of the greatest
instead it gave us one of the greatest protagonists ever seen in western
protagonists ever seen in western
protagonists ever seen in western animation show yes sir color trained is
animation show yes sir color trained is
animation show yes sir color trained is a child to use any weapon and master
a child to use any weapon and master
a child to use any weapon and master every fighting style and wielding a
every fighting style and wielding a
every fighting style and wielding a sword blessed by the gods themselves
sword blessed by the gods themselves
sword blessed by the gods themselves with the mindset and honor of a samurai
with the mindset and honor of a samurai
with the mindset and honor of a samurai Jack was already a badass at his debut
the fact that he must fight through a
the fact that he must fight through a world infested by evil robots aliens
world infested by evil robots aliens
world infested by evil robots aliens demons and other hellish creatures on a
demons and other hellish creatures on a
demons and other hellish creatures on a quest to return to his own timeline is
quest to return to his own timeline is
quest to return to his own timeline is just the icing on the cake why have you
just the icing on the cake why have you
just the icing on the cake why have you done this my purpose is to battle number
done this my purpose is to battle number
done this my purpose is to battle number five Wolverine
five Wolverine
five Wolverine Logan the x-men franchise good thing I
Logan the x-men franchise good thing I
Logan the x-men franchise good thing I didn’t go too far away along Sabretooth
didn’t go too far away along Sabretooth
didn’t go too far away along Sabretooth between you and me
between you and me
between you and me does the adamantium boned and clawed
does the adamantium boned and clawed
does the adamantium boned and clawed Canadian death machine even need an
Canadian death machine even need an
Canadian death machine even need an introduction from lab rat to x-men this
introduction from lab rat to x-men this
introduction from lab rat to x-men this mutant has always been something of a
mutant has always been something of a
mutant has always been something of a lone wolf
lone wolf
lone wolf even when teaming up with his fellow
even when teaming up with his fellow
even when teaming up with his fellow heroes especially if they have the hots
heroes especially if they have the hots
heroes especially if they have the hots for Jean Grey haha I know how you feel
for Jean Grey haha I know how you feel
for Jean Grey haha I know how you feel about it Wolverine but Wolverine may be
about it Wolverine but Wolverine may be
about it Wolverine but Wolverine may be arrogant and aggressive but when you can
arrogant and aggressive but when you can
arrogant and aggressive but when you can take as much punishment as he can and
take as much punishment as he can and
take as much punishment as he can and still tear the heads off giant mutants
still tear the heads off giant mutants
still tear the heads off giant mutants hunting robots with ease weak say you’ve
hunting robots with ease weak say you’ve
hunting robots with ease weak say you’ve more than earned your right to be a
more than earned your right to be a
more than earned your right to be a little grumpy
[Music]
[Music] number four matrix also known as Enzo
number four matrix also known as Enzo
number four matrix also known as Enzo matrix reboot and this is Enzo matrix
matrix reboot and this is Enzo matrix
matrix reboot and this is Enzo matrix only matrix it’s not all that often that
only matrix it’s not all that often that
only matrix it’s not all that often that a loathed character suddenly becomes
a loathed character suddenly becomes
a loathed character suddenly becomes awesome in his or her own right but
awesome in his or her own right but
awesome in his or her own right but during this CGI animated shows run we
during this CGI animated shows run we
during this CGI animated shows run we see this is more than possible thanks to
see this is more than possible thanks to
see this is more than possible thanks to the character of matrix the adult
the character of matrix the adult
the character of matrix the adult version of the generally irritating Enzo
version of the generally irritating Enzo
version of the generally irritating Enzo matrix logon I give up
matrix logon I give up
matrix logon I give up so never be as cool as done prior to
so never be as cool as done prior to
so never be as cool as done prior to matrix the best part about Enzo’s
matrix the best part about Enzo’s
matrix the best part about Enzo’s character is his sister dot it’s
character is his sister dot it’s
character is his sister dot it’s certainly a surprise for viewers when
certainly a surprise for viewers when
certainly a surprise for viewers when the shows scrappy-doo suddenly goes all
the shows scrappy-doo suddenly goes all
the shows scrappy-doo suddenly goes all hulk and starts kicking the crap out of
hulk and starts kicking the crap out of
hulk and starts kicking the crap out of the megabyte so
the megabyte so
the megabyte so [Music]
in fact matrix’s motivation is to be
in fact matrix’s motivation is to be nothing like the annoying weak and
nothing like the annoying weak and
nothing like the annoying weak and useless and though he once was mercy to
useless and though he once was mercy to
useless and though he once was mercy to a virus number three
a virus number three
a virus number three sterling Archer Archer Lana do you trust
sterling Archer Archer Lana do you trust
sterling Archer Archer Lana do you trust me no I don’t trust you well that’s too
me no I don’t trust you well that’s too
me no I don’t trust you well that’s too bad because guess what he might be an
bad because guess what he might be an
bad because guess what he might be an alcoholic womanizer and all-around
alcoholic womanizer and all-around
alcoholic womanizer and all-around a-hole but there’s just something that
a-hole but there’s just something that
a-hole but there’s just something that keeps us rooting for the world’s
keeps us rooting for the world’s
keeps us rooting for the world’s greatest secret agent unfortunately his
greatest secret agent unfortunately his
greatest secret agent unfortunately his planet-sized ego comes from the fact
planet-sized ego comes from the fact
planet-sized ego comes from the fact that he actually is the world’s greatest
that he actually is the world’s greatest
that he actually is the world’s greatest secret agent which he will constantly
secret agent which he will constantly
secret agent which he will constantly remind you of even if he’s riddled you
remind you of even if he’s riddled you
remind you of even if he’s riddled you with bullets and slept with your
with bullets and slept with your
with bullets and slept with your significant other damn it Archer what
significant other damn it Archer what
significant other damn it Archer what Barry I said don’t come in here
Barry I said don’t come in here
Barry I said don’t come in here you oughta buzz what I say he said did
you oughta buzz what I say he said did
you oughta buzz what I say he said did not come in of course he’s not
not come in of course he’s not
not come in of course he’s not completely unredeemable as seen when he
completely unredeemable as seen when he
completely unredeemable as seen when he enters fatherhood he may be a jerk but
enters fatherhood he may be a jerk but
enters fatherhood he may be a jerk but it’s hard not to love him for it now I
it’s hard not to love him for it now I
it’s hard not to love him for it now I feel bad for setting your bikini on fire
feel bad for setting your bikini on fire
feel bad for setting your bikini on fire here hold that I don’t want to hold the
here hold that I don’t want to hold the
here hold that I don’t want to hold the damn I think that works
damn I think that works
damn I think that works number two Bruce wayne/batman the Batman
number two Bruce wayne/batman the Batman
number two Bruce wayne/batman the Batman franchise
[Music]
[Music] he is vengeance he is the night is there
he is vengeance he is the night is there
he is vengeance he is the night is there any reason why the Batman wouldn’t make
any reason why the Batman wouldn’t make
any reason why the Batman wouldn’t make the list
the list
the list [Music]
one of the most iconic heroes of all
one of the most iconic heroes of all time his badassery was amped up during
time his badassery was amped up during
time his badassery was amped up during the 90s animated series which showed us
the 90s animated series which showed us
the 90s animated series which showed us just how dark the dark night could
just how dark the dark night could
just how dark the dark night could really be with an intellect and fighting
really be with an intellect and fighting
really be with an intellect and fighting spirit that are stronger than any
spirit that are stronger than any
spirit that are stronger than any criminal or supervillain his appearances
criminal or supervillain his appearances
criminal or supervillain his appearances throughout the years have truly made him
throughout the years have truly made him
throughout the years have truly made him more than just a man he is a legend
more than just a man he is a legend
more than just a man he is a legend I would say so but we have ourselves an
I would say so but we have ourselves an
I would say so but we have ourselves an incongruity incongruity Alfred he’s
incongruity incongruity Alfred he’s
incongruity incongruity Alfred he’s lying and I’m going to find out why
lying and I’m going to find out why
lying and I’m going to find out why before our number one pick reveals
before our number one pick reveals
before our number one pick reveals himself here are a few badass honorable
himself here are a few badass honorable
himself here are a few badass honorable mentions no Joe Rainier my man how you
mentions no Joe Rainier my man how you
mentions no Joe Rainier my man how you doing I thought you’d be here pumping
doing I thought you’d be here pumping
doing I thought you’d be here pumping those guns
those guns
those guns [Music]
you like trespassing number one Brock
you like trespassing number one Brock Samson The Venture Brothers you look
Samson The Venture Brothers you look
Samson The Venture Brothers you look quite a man Brooke Samson is there
quite a man Brooke Samson is there
quite a man Brooke Samson is there anything I could to help naked ends up
anything I could to help naked ends up
anything I could to help naked ends up your space before I like it with the
your space before I like it with the
your space before I like it with the helmet hot
helmet hot
helmet hot he’s known far and wide as the walking
he’s known far and wide as the walking
he’s known far and wide as the walking Swedish murder machine Franken mullet
Swedish murder machine Franken mullet
Swedish murder machine Franken mullet and murderous extraordinaire nuff said
and murderous extraordinaire nuff said
and murderous extraordinaire nuff said the greatest secret agent this world has
the greatest secret agent this world has
the greatest secret agent this world has ever known with a mission to protect the
ever known with a mission to protect the
ever known with a mission to protect the venture family from harm he exercises
venture family from harm he exercises
venture family from harm he exercises his license to kill pretty much beyond
his license to kill pretty much beyond
his license to kill pretty much beyond reason
shooing guns and relying on his trusty
shooing guns and relying on his trusty k-bar knife Brock lives for two things
k-bar knife Brock lives for two things
k-bar knife Brock lives for two things kicking ass and listening to Led
kicking ass and listening to Led
kicking ass and listening to Led Zeppelin beyond manly utterly hilarious
Zeppelin beyond manly utterly hilarious
Zeppelin beyond manly utterly hilarious unnatural with the ladies and with the
unnatural with the ladies and with the
unnatural with the ladies and with the voice of Patrick Warburton no other
voice of Patrick Warburton no other
voice of Patrick Warburton no other animated character exudes badassery
animated character exudes badassery
animated character exudes badassery quite like this guy do you agree with
quite like this guy do you agree with
quite like this guy do you agree with our list which animated male character
our list which animated male character
our list which animated male character do you think is the most badass for more
do you think is the most badass for more
do you think is the most badass for more badass top 10s published every day be
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and also I forgot to tell you guys the
and also I forgot to tell you guys the health inspector is coming at 8 a.m. so
health inspector is coming at 8 a.m. so
health inspector is coming at 8 a.m. so you better break out the purple stuff
you better break out the purple stuff
you better break out the purple stuff [Music]
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