hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and today comedian Michael Somerville is
today comedian Michael Somerville is
today comedian Michael Somerville is sharing his dating advice and ladies you
sharing his dating advice and ladies you
sharing his dating advice and ladies you gotta get this time to warm up in the
gotta get this time to warm up in the
gotta get this time to warm up in the morning right just as we’re standing
morning right just as we’re standing
morning right just as we’re standing doesn’t mean we’re ready to speak let’s
doesn’t mean we’re ready to speak let’s
doesn’t mean we’re ready to speak let’s discuss her dreams I hadn’t Ramona do
discuss her dreams I hadn’t Ramona do
discuss her dreams I hadn’t Ramona do you have a dream about supposed to be
you have a dream about supposed to be
you have a dream about supposed to be honest ray like I don’t think that was
honest ray like I don’t think that was
honest ray like I don’t think that was you we know especially how much you like
you we know especially how much you like
you we know especially how much you like to sleep when we listen to your material
to sleep when we listen to your material
to sleep when we listen to your material so for any ladies dating men who like to
so for any ladies dating men who like to
so for any ladies dating men who like to sleep as much as you do what’s a great
sleep as much as you do what’s a great
sleep as much as you do what’s a great way to wake him up in the morning thing
way to wake him up in the morning thing
way to wake him up in the morning thing is with women notice that we’re not fun
is with women notice that we’re not fun
is with women notice that we’re not fun in the morning like it’s not like like I
in the morning like it’s not like like I
in the morning like it’s not like like I think women always think like oh he was
think women always think like oh he was
think women always think like oh he was so fun at 2am so let’s get him up at 8am
so fun at 2am so let’s get him up at 8am
so fun at 2am so let’s get him up at 8am and he’ll be funny he’s might be funny
and he’ll be funny he’s might be funny
and he’ll be funny he’s might be funny dating him these 2 a.m. michael is fun
dating him these 2 a.m. michael is fun
dating him these 2 a.m. michael is fun aiding and Michael you let him sleep
aiding and Michael you let him sleep
aiding and Michael you let him sleep actually but yeah and then the other way
actually but yeah and then the other way
actually but yeah and then the other way to wake him up obviously always works
to wake him up obviously always works
to wake him up obviously always works your woman sounds weird you have to ask
your woman sounds weird you have to ask
your woman sounds weird you have to ask every guy knows he has to ask right and
every guy knows he has to ask right and
every guy knows he has to ask right and that’s the worst who she sounds off and
that’s the worst who she sounds off and
that’s the worst who she sounds off and you’re looking are you okay and she’s so
you’re looking are you okay and she’s so
you’re looking are you okay and she’s so clearly not the oak aged like okay see
clearly not the oak aged like okay see
clearly not the oak aged like okay see you now the reason that you’re here is
you now the reason that you’re here is
you now the reason that you’re here is because you are a relationship guru like
because you are a relationship guru like
because you are a relationship guru like all comedians you’re good at analyzing
all comedians you’re good at analyzing
all comedians you’re good at analyzing situations but you in particular are a
situations but you in particular are a
situations but you in particular are a pro at relationships you were the Jake
pro at relationships you were the Jake
pro at relationships you were the Jake columnist and on the show wingman that’s
columnist and on the show wingman that’s
columnist and on the show wingman that’s true i did a glamour magazine’s dating
true i did a glamour magazine’s dating
true i did a glamour magazine’s dating column Jake for three years and I hosted
column Jake for three years and I hosted
column Jake for three years and I hosted a show wingman and I always feel like
a show wingman and I always feel like
a show wingman and I always feel like it’s a do as I say not as I do I for
it’s a do as I say not as I do I for
it’s a do as I say not as I do I for some reason I’m very good at advising
some reason I’m very good at advising
some reason I’m very good at advising other people and what they should do in
other people and what they should do in
other people and what they should do in relationships or kind of guiding people
relationships or kind of guiding people
relationships or kind of guiding people or what
or what
or what you could ask my ex-girlfriends if they
you could ask my ex-girlfriends if they
you could ask my ex-girlfriends if they agree that I I’ve had much success
agree that I I’ve had much success
agree that I I’ve had much success practicing my own advice but when you’re
practicing my own advice but when you’re
practicing my own advice but when you’re a man and you can’t do stuff you don’t
a man and you can’t do stuff you don’t
a man and you can’t do stuff you don’t admit it right we’re too proud my
admit it right we’re too proud my
admit it right we’re too proud my girlfriend’s car got a flat tire I was
girlfriend’s car got a flat tire I was
girlfriend’s car got a flat tire I was just like I think we should see other
just like I think we should see other
just like I think we should see other people are there any signs he can look
people are there any signs he can look
people are there any signs he can look for to find out if a guy’s in a
for to find out if a guy’s in a
for to find out if a guy’s in a relationship if a man’s wearing a
relationship if a man’s wearing a
relationship if a man’s wearing a sweater he means he’s in a relationship
sweater he means he’s in a relationship
sweater he means he’s in a relationship with women tend to dress us and you know
with women tend to dress us and you know
with women tend to dress us and you know I don’t know man I know voluntarily he’s
I don’t know man I know voluntarily he’s
I don’t know man I know voluntarily he’s like i’m gonna wear sweater i’m single
like i’m gonna wear sweater i’m single
like i’m gonna wear sweater i’m single gay reason she knows your wardrobe
gay reason she knows your wardrobe
gay reason she knows your wardrobe better than you you should wear brown
better than you you should wear brown
better than you you should wear brown turtleneck you’re like i have a brown
turtleneck you’re like i have a brown
turtleneck you’re like i have a brown turtle me see your armoire I have an
turtle me see your armoire I have an
turtle me see your armoire I have an armoire are there any signs he can look
armoire are there any signs he can look
armoire are there any signs he can look forward to find out if a woman’s in a
forward to find out if a woman’s in a
forward to find out if a woman’s in a relationship when a woman looks a little
relationship when a woman looks a little
relationship when a woman looks a little more casual she’s not it’s just hair
more casual she’s not it’s just hair
more casual she’s not it’s just hair back in a bun may be minimal makeup
back in a bun may be minimal makeup
back in a bun may be minimal makeup stuff like that she was just like man
stuff like that she was just like man
stuff like that she was just like man she’s with somebody’s got its got a dude
she’s with somebody’s got its got a dude
she’s with somebody’s got its got a dude she’s not interested particularly if
she’s not interested particularly if
she’s not interested particularly if she’s not you know chatting people up or
she’s not you know chatting people up or
she’s not you know chatting people up or you know out at the bar with the low-cut
you know out at the bar with the low-cut
you know out at the bar with the low-cut cleavage ladies look nice though some of
cleavage ladies look nice though some of
cleavage ladies look nice though some of the stuff you ladies wear those shoes
the stuff you ladies wear those shoes
the stuff you ladies wear those shoes always one for endless things girls
always one for endless things girls
always one for endless things girls tonight three-inch heels will point you
tonight three-inch heels will point you
tonight three-inch heels will point you which tones they were surprised these
which tones they were surprised these
which tones they were surprised these are uncomfortable yeah we’re not even
are uncomfortable yeah we’re not even
are uncomfortable yeah we’re not even shaped like a foot what are some dating
shaped like a foot what are some dating
shaped like a foot what are some dating miss you’d like to clear up like I think
miss you’d like to clear up like I think
miss you’d like to clear up like I think the thing dating is actually
the thing dating is actually
the thing dating is actually relationships are what makes them work
relationships are what makes them work
relationships are what makes them work is very simple it’s not gonna be a funny
is very simple it’s not gonna be a funny
is very simple it’s not gonna be a funny answer but it’s true they’re very simple
answer but it’s true they’re very simple
answer but it’s true they’re very simple it doesn’t mean they’re easy I mean and
it doesn’t mean they’re easy I mean and
it doesn’t mean they’re easy I mean and but people complicate them the basic
but people complicate them the basic
but people complicate them the basic pillars of a relationship and what makes
pillars of a relationship and what makes
pillars of a relationship and what makes them work you know from compatibility to
them work you know from compatibility to
them work you know from compatibility to communications and it’s very basic
communications and it’s very basic
communications and it’s very basic things i like the beginning
things i like the beginning
things i like the beginning relationships to getting the best right
relationships to getting the best right
relationships to getting the best right you’re perfect she’s perfect you shared
you’re perfect she’s perfect you shared
you’re perfect she’s perfect you shared zero information
zero information
zero information why is going back for how was your day
why is going back for how was your day
why is going back for how was your day amazing how is your is incredible you
amazing how is your is incredible you
amazing how is your is incredible you want to drink beer and get naked yes I
want to drink beer and get naked yes I
want to drink beer and get naked yes I did credible gains i love you i love you
did credible gains i love you i love you
did credible gains i love you i love you more I love you more try that ever years
more I love you more try that ever years
more I love you more try that ever years the same person i love you i love you
the same person i love you i love you
the same person i love you i love you more yeah you’re probably right well
more yeah you’re probably right well
more yeah you’re probably right well thank you so much is great having you
thank you so much is great having you
thank you so much is great having you but thank you so much for having me
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