Mammoth Sex, Homemade Black Holes & Human Goats: The Dispatch #25

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daddy I know we said we were taking a

daddy I know we said we were taking a break this week but we aren’t fired yet

break this week but we aren’t fired yet

break this week but we aren’t fired yet so we decided to do another video before

so we decided to do another video before

so we decided to do another video before we learn our fate and I’m shutting your

we learn our fate and I’m shutting your

we learn our fate and I’m shutting your butt down and that’s that’s entirely

butt down and that’s that’s entirely

butt down and that’s that’s entirely welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

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Internet’s weirdest and coolest news

Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re taking a look at

stories this week we’re taking a look at

stories this week we’re taking a look at a suspected goat human hybrid mammoth

a suspected goat human hybrid mammoth

a suspected goat human hybrid mammoth mating routines and creating black holes

mating routines and creating black holes

mating routines and creating black holes in labs and if we didn’t know how to

in labs and if we didn’t know how to

in labs and if we didn’t know how to make them we wouldn’t know how to keep

make them we wouldn’t know how to keep

make them we wouldn’t know how to keep them open the equations show that they

them open the equations show that they

them open the equations show that they are unstable number three human goat the

are unstable number three human goat the

are unstable number three human goat the city girl from Chile had sliced open a

city girl from Chile had sliced open a

city girl from Chile had sliced open a tomato and the inside flesh of the

tomato and the inside flesh of the

tomato and the inside flesh of the tomato had actually formed a perfect

tomato had actually formed a perfect

tomato had actually formed a perfect rosary so many stories about this

rosary so many stories about this

rosary so many stories about this cinnamon but looks like Mother Teresa or

cinnamon but looks like Mother Teresa or

cinnamon but looks like Mother Teresa or I swear this piece of toast is our Lord

I swear this piece of toast is our Lord

I swear this piece of toast is our Lord and Savior come out year by year the

and Savior come out year by year the

and Savior come out year by year the theologians coming and that they thought

theologians coming and that they thought

theologians coming and that they thought this was a very impressive girl Annie

this was a very impressive girl Annie

this was a very impressive girl Annie commented that she thought it was a very

commented that she thought it was a very

commented that she thought it was a very impressive tomato but a story coming out

impressive tomato but a story coming out

impressive tomato but a story coming out of Malaysia seems to have a bit more

of Malaysia seems to have a bit more

of Malaysia seems to have a bit more substance than breakfast food Jesus

substance than breakfast food Jesus

substance than breakfast food Jesus doppelgangers Jesus yeah we’re in

doppelgangers Jesus yeah we’re in

doppelgangers Jesus yeah we’re in trouble the carcass of a baby goat was

trouble the carcass of a baby goat was

trouble the carcass of a baby goat was found at the town of Kota Tinggi on

found at the town of Kota Tinggi on

found at the town of Kota Tinggi on Monday that bared eerily similar

Monday that bared eerily similar

Monday that bared eerily similar features to a human baby an

features to a human baby an

features to a human baby an investigation to determine the reason

investigation to determine the reason

investigation to determine the reason behind this resemblance is currently in

behind this resemblance is currently in

behind this resemblance is currently in progress and according to state

progress and according to state

progress and according to state veterinary services officials they are

veterinary services officials they are

veterinary services officials they are not ruling out the possibility that the

not ruling out the possibility that the

not ruling out the possibility that the mother goat was violated by a human

mother goat was violated by a human

mother goat was violated by a human gross come on gotta find these girls

gross come on gotta find these girls

gross come on gotta find these girls before night falls and they find us well

before night falls and they find us well

before night falls and they find us well it’s much more likely that this is just

it’s much more likely that this is just

it’s much more likely that this is just a case of a birth defect rather than

a case of a birth defect rather than

a case of a birth defect rather than human go crossbreeding the case does

human go crossbreeding the case does

human go crossbreeding the case does have Mulder and Scully written all over

have Mulder and Scully written all over

have Mulder and Scully written all over it

it

it and when Convention and science offer us

and when Convention and science offer us

and when Convention and science offer us no answers might we not finally turn to

no answers might we not finally turn to

no answers might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility number

the fantastic as a plausibility number

the fantastic as a plausibility number two mammoths mates you were bluffing huh

two mammoths mates you were bluffing huh

two mammoths mates you were bluffing huh yeah dad I was a bluff what do we think

yeah dad I was a bluff what do we think

yeah dad I was a bluff what do we think about the mammoth woolly or otherwise we

about the mammoth woolly or otherwise we

about the mammoth woolly or otherwise we usually categorize it as one of the few

usually categorize it as one of the few

usually categorize it as one of the few animals that have the tools to survive

animals that have the tools to survive

animals that have the tools to survive the Ice Age

the Ice Age

the Ice Age but a recent study published in the

but a recent study published in the

but a recent study published in the frontiers in ecology and evolution

frontiers in ecology and evolution

frontiers in ecology and evolution Journal suggests that a thick woolly

Journal suggests that a thick woolly

Journal suggests that a thick woolly coat and down sized ears weren’t the

coat and down sized ears weren’t the

coat and down sized ears weren’t the only things keeping mammoths warm in the

only things keeping mammoths warm in the

only things keeping mammoths warm in the day drawing from the DNA analysis from

day drawing from the DNA analysis from

day drawing from the DNA analysis from 67 different specimens of species the

67 different specimens of species the

67 different specimens of species the study proposes that mammoths were open

study proposes that mammoths were open

study proposes that mammoths were open to an array of exotic mates ranging from

to an array of exotic mates ranging from

to an array of exotic mates ranging from the sleek and hairless Columbian mammoth

the sleek and hairless Columbian mammoth

the sleek and hairless Columbian mammoth to the smaller coastal dwelling pygmy

to the smaller coastal dwelling pygmy

to the smaller coastal dwelling pygmy mammoths the findings are significant

mammoths the findings are significant

mammoths the findings are significant because they suggest that despite

because they suggest that despite

because they suggest that despite millions of years of evolution and

millions of years of evolution and

millions of years of evolution and separation what’s mammoths eventually

separation what’s mammoths eventually

separation what’s mammoths eventually reunited in North America they were able

reunited in North America they were able

reunited in North America they were able to interbreed meaning they were never

to interbreed meaning they were never

to interbreed meaning they were never really a separate species biologically

really a separate species biologically

really a separate species biologically only ecologically do you realize that

only ecologically do you realize that

only ecologically do you realize that now we have a chance to save our species

now we have a chance to save our species

now we have a chance to save our species really how’re we gonna do that well you

really how’re we gonna do that well you

really how’re we gonna do that well you know what they say the bigger the test

know what they say the bigger the test

know what they say the bigger the test is your mind just immediately go to a

is your mind just immediately go to a

is your mind just immediately go to a penis joke number one any black holes

penis joke number one any black holes

penis joke number one any black holes the goal since interstellar came out

the goal since interstellar came out

the goal since interstellar came out everyone has that one friend who’s gone

everyone has that one friend who’s gone

everyone has that one friend who’s gone all Neil deGrasse Tyson cuckoo crazy

all Neil deGrasse Tyson cuckoo crazy

all Neil deGrasse Tyson cuckoo crazy about black holes within which light

about black holes within which light

about black holes within which light doesn’t come out nothing comes out well

doesn’t come out nothing comes out well

doesn’t come out nothing comes out well the black hole hysteria must be at peak

the black hole hysteria must be at peak

the black hole hysteria must be at peak levels these days as NASA discovered

levels these days as NASA discovered

levels these days as NASA discovered that several black holes were strangely

that several black holes were strangely

that several black holes were strangely shooting energy in the same direction oh

shooting energy in the same direction oh

shooting energy in the same direction oh and a team of scientists managed to make

and a team of scientists managed to make

and a team of scientists managed to make a freakin black hole in their lab huh

a freakin black hole in their lab huh

a freakin black hole in their lab huh black hole worth studying Geoff

black hole worth studying Geoff

black hole worth studying Geoff Steinhauer and his team at the Technion

Steinhauer and his team at the Technion

Steinhauer and his team at the Technion University in Haifa Israel created a

University in Haifa Israel created a

University in Haifa Israel created a black hole using sound and radiation and

black hole using sound and radiation and

black hole using sound and radiation and could win Stephen Hawking a Nobel Prize

could win Stephen Hawking a Nobel Prize

could win Stephen Hawking a Nobel Prize for it in layman’s terms Hawking’s

for it in layman’s terms Hawking’s

for it in layman’s terms Hawking’s theory on black holes went against the

theory on black holes went against the

theory on black holes went against the foreign belief that black holes consume

foreign belief that black holes consume

foreign belief that black holes consume everything around them

everything around them

everything around them he stated that black holes actually emit

he stated that black holes actually emit

he stated that black holes actually emit radiation and for every bit of radiation

radiation and for every bit of radiation

radiation and for every bit of radiation emitted the black hole loses energy well

emitted the black hole loses energy well

emitted the black hole loses energy well sign how our setup shows sound waves

sign how our setup shows sound waves

sign how our setup shows sound waves entering and exiting the black hole a

entering and exiting the black hole a

entering and exiting the black hole a feat thought to be impossible due to the

feat thought to be impossible due to the

feat thought to be impossible due to the believed destructive nature of black

believed destructive nature of black

believed destructive nature of black holes the findings are still being

holes the findings are still being

holes the findings are still being debated but we’re learning more all the

debated but we’re learning more all the

debated but we’re learning more all the time about these mysterious space giants

time about these mysterious space giants

time about these mysterious space giants [Music]

the Sun will never be a black hole so

the Sun will never be a black hole so would you volunteer to enter a black

would you volunteer to enter a black

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