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John’s Rant of the Day: Heavy Metal and Jazz


what’s up chicken peas John Hastings

what’s up chicken peas John Hastings here for watchmojo common today ladies

here for watchmojo common today ladies

here for watchmojo common today ladies and gentleman we r going to talk about

and gentleman we r going to talk about

and gentleman we r going to talk about me we’re going to bring it down we’re

me we’re going to bring it down we’re

me we’re going to bring it down we’re going to talk about my two favorite

going to talk about my two favorite

going to talk about my two favorite types of music number one heavy metal

types of music number one heavy metal

types of music number one heavy metal mmm nothing gets my blood pumping quite

mmm nothing gets my blood pumping quite

mmm nothing gets my blood pumping quite like seeing the british guy long hair

like seeing the british guy long hair

like seeing the british guy long hair down to here or nothing but leather

down to here or nothing but leather

down to here or nothing but leather chaps and a soccer jersey talking about

chaps and a soccer jersey talking about

chaps and a soccer jersey talking about the devil because you see heavy metal is

the devil because you see heavy metal is

the devil because you see heavy metal is the hardest most angry music played by

the hardest most angry music played by

the hardest most angry music played by the biggest bunch of wussies you will

the biggest bunch of wussies you will

the biggest bunch of wussies you will ever find on the planet Earth you know

ever find on the planet Earth you know

ever find on the planet Earth you know what I mean you’ve been listening to the

what I mean you’ve been listening to the

what I mean you’ve been listening to the double live album you’re angry at your

double live album you’re angry at your

double live album you’re angry at your girlfriend you just tore up your room

girlfriend you just tore up your room

girlfriend you just tore up your room posters and records it’s true on the

posters and records it’s true on the

posters and records it’s true on the shag carpeting and you’re listening to

shag carpeting and you’re listening to

shag carpeting and you’re listening to that double live album there’s the voice

that double live album there’s the voice

that double live album there’s the voice of the singer in trowing the next song

of the singer in trowing the next song

of the singer in trowing the next song alright we always his next song was

alright we always his next song was

alright we always his next song was written by me in the drummer do we

written by me in the drummer do we

written by me in the drummer do we stayed up for four days you’re like oh

stayed up for four days you’re like oh

stayed up for four days you’re like oh my god doing cocaine is so badass and

my god doing cocaine is so badass and

my god doing cocaine is so badass and then just like no no I know what you

then just like no no I know what you

then just like no no I know what you think we want only drugs we’re playing

think we want only drugs we’re playing

think we want only drugs we’re playing Dungeons and Dragons know your heart

Dungeons and Dragons know your heart

Dungeons and Dragons know your heart false but luckily my other type of music

false but luckily my other type of music

false but luckily my other type of music my name I think the greatest type of

my name I think the greatest type of

my name I think the greatest type of music in the world even better than

music in the world even better than

music in the world even better than heavy metal is jazz this thing about

heavy metal is jazz this thing about

heavy metal is jazz this thing about this jazz is the most sweet soft

this jazz is the most sweet soft

this jazz is the most sweet soft romantic music you can find played by

romantic music you can find played by

romantic music you can find played by the biggest batch of heroin addled

the biggest batch of heroin addled

the biggest batch of heroin addled crazies to ever come out of the womb you

crazies to ever come out of the womb you

crazies to ever come out of the womb you notice how you listen to a jazz live um

notice how you listen to a jazz live um

notice how you listen to a jazz live um and they never introduce themselves

and they never introduce themselves

and they never introduce themselves because they probably go something like

because they probably go something like

because they probably go something like this all right so this next song is

this all right so this next song is

this all right so this next song is written by me after me and my buddy

written by me after me and my buddy

written by me after me and my buddy Travers got into a fishing line or

Travers got into a fishing line or

Travers got into a fishing line or accident of the coast of Newfoundland he

accident of the coast of Newfoundland he

accident of the coast of Newfoundland he swallowed a red tablet that i’m pretty

swallowed a red tablet that i’m pretty

swallowed a red tablet that i’m pretty sure was from that majors movie q dude

sure was from that majors movie q dude

sure was from that majors movie q dude and we ended up in singapore and strava

and we ended up in singapore and strava

and we ended up in singapore and strava stole guys glass eye and I had to

stole guys glass eye and I had to

stole guys glass eye and I had to committal Bowl just to get out of there

committal Bowl just to get out of there

committal Bowl just to get out of there anyway the song is of course titled a

anyway the song is of course titled a

anyway the song is of course titled a love supreme

and nothing will make your day make

and nothing will make your day make sense after you hear someone prattle

sense after you hear someone prattle

sense after you hear someone prattle along about not being able to find a

along about not being able to find a

along about not being able to find a vein in his cock to shoot heroin into

vein in his cock to shoot heroin into

vein in his cock to shoot heroin into and then having him break out into a

and then having him break out into a

and then having him break out into a beautiful romantic song cycle of life

beautiful romantic song cycle of life

beautiful romantic song cycle of life right there I just blew your minds go

right there I just blew your minds go

right there I just blew your minds go pick up Coltrane pick up Miles Davis and

pick up Coltrane pick up Miles Davis and

pick up Coltrane pick up Miles Davis and have a great day for watchmojo.com and

have a great day for watchmojo.com and

have a great day for watchmojo.com and the internet my name is John Hastings

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