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John’s Rant of the Day: Generation Y


what’s up coffee beans welcome to

what’s up coffee beans welcome to watchmojo.com I am mmmmmm

watchmojo.com I am mmmmmm

watchmojo.com I am mmmmmm internationally famous comedian John

internationally famous comedian John

internationally famous comedian John Hastings and today guys I want to bring

Hastings and today guys I want to bring

Hastings and today guys I want to bring it down I don’t want to talk about

it down I don’t want to talk about

it down I don’t want to talk about comedy want to talk about fears and the

comedy want to talk about fears and the

comedy want to talk about fears and the future his ladies and gentlemen I went

future his ladies and gentlemen I went

future his ladies and gentlemen I went to a beach there was a tree there was

to a beach there was a tree there was

to a beach there was a tree there was sand and I reflected I look back on my

sand and I reflected I look back on my

sand and I reflected I look back on my life my knowledge of history and I’ve

life my knowledge of history and I’ve

life my knowledge of history and I’ve included what my biggest fear in life is

included what my biggest fear in life is

included what my biggest fear in life is I’m 24 years young right now and I am

I’m 24 years young right now and I am

I’m 24 years young right now and I am scared shitless of the day my generation

scared shitless of the day my generation

scared shitless of the day my generation inherits the planet think about this

inherits the planet think about this

inherits the planet think about this other generations went to war to be shot

other generations went to war to be shot

other generations went to war to be shot at by Germans to learn how to become

at by Germans to learn how to become

at by Germans to learn how to become adults they were carved out of wood

adults they were carved out of wood

adults they were carved out of wood masters of their domain trying to cure

masters of their domain trying to cure

masters of their domain trying to cure polio trying to invent the television

polio trying to invent the television

polio trying to invent the television trying to figure out how to put more

trying to figure out how to put more

trying to figure out how to put more cheese in the pizza and has ever been

cheese in the pizza and has ever been

cheese in the pizza and has ever been before but my generation they go to a

before but my generation they go to a

before but my generation they go to a special place and learn the perils of

special place and learn the perils of

special place and learn the perils of life to understand life and death no

life to understand life and death no

life to understand life and death no because what did we do in our miss

because what did we do in our miss

because what did we do in our miss cotton youth we went to raves take

cotton youth we went to raves take

cotton youth we went to raves take ecstasy party with a guy named Santosh

ecstasy party with a guy named Santosh

ecstasy party with a guy named Santosh get crazy just to see if we could work

get crazy just to see if we could work

get crazy just to see if we could work at Starbucks the next day while still

at Starbucks the next day while still

at Starbucks the next day while still being high my father he’s still alive

being high my father he’s still alive

being high my father he’s still alive but he’s dead to me gave me a piece of

but he’s dead to me gave me a piece of

but he’s dead to me gave me a piece of advice once he said John do what you

advice once he said John do what you

advice once he said John do what you love and the money will follow and I

love and the money will follow and I

love and the money will follow and I guarantee I’m gonna try and pass on an

guarantee I’m gonna try and pass on an

guarantee I’m gonna try and pass on an advice to my kids but it won’t be so

advice to my kids but it won’t be so

advice to my kids but it won’t be so sage like it’ll probably go like this

sage like it’ll probably go like this

sage like it’ll probably go like this hey kids get a high-paying job daddy’s

hey kids get a high-paying job daddy’s

hey kids get a high-paying job daddy’s starving for the internet and for your

starving for the internet and for your

starving for the internet and for your souls planet Earth I am John Hastings oh

souls planet Earth I am John Hastings oh

souls planet Earth I am John Hastings oh yeah touch it touch it

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