watchmojo.com welcome John Hastings that’s me internationally famous
that’s me internationally famous
that’s me internationally famous comedian latest general I know what
comedian latest general I know what
comedian latest general I know what you’re thinking you’re thinking John
you’re thinking you’re thinking John
you’re thinking you’re thinking John it’s the business of show what’s all cut
it’s the business of show what’s all cut
it’s the business of show what’s all cut out to be it is it’s one of the greatest
out to be it is it’s one of the greatest
out to be it is it’s one of the greatest jobs you could ever have but you do not
jobs you could ever have but you do not
jobs you could ever have but you do not make a ton of money at my stage so what
make a ton of money at my stage so what
make a ton of money at my stage so what you got to do is you got to go out and
you got to do is you got to go out and
you got to do is you got to go out and get a day job and that’s what I’ve done
get a day job and that’s what I’ve done
get a day job and that’s what I’ve done ladies and gentlemen I am a professional
ladies and gentlemen I am a professional
ladies and gentlemen I am a professional dog walker what is a dog walker well you
dog walker what is a dog walker well you
dog walker what is a dog walker well you work for a rich people who are so so
work for a rich people who are so so
work for a rich people who are so so rich that they can pay someone to do
rich that they can pay someone to do
rich that they can pay someone to do something that every other family in the
something that every other family in the
something that every other family in the world will gladly do for free walk a
world will gladly do for free walk a
world will gladly do for free walk a beautiful puppy through the wilderness I
beautiful puppy through the wilderness I
beautiful puppy through the wilderness I walk a pug I don’t know if you know what
walk a pug I don’t know if you know what
walk a pug I don’t know if you know what a pug is but they were a tiny dog
a pug is but they were a tiny dog
a pug is but they were a tiny dog they’re called a toy dog which I always
they’re called a toy dog which I always
they’re called a toy dog which I always thought was funny and they can’t breathe
thought was funny and they can’t breathe
thought was funny and they can’t breathe God her mother nature has created an
God her mother nature has created an
God her mother nature has created an animal that every once in a while loses
animal that every once in a while loses
animal that every once in a while loses the ability to take oxygen into his body
the ability to take oxygen into his body
the ability to take oxygen into his body so it goes that is it’s catching up
so it goes that is it’s catching up
so it goes that is it’s catching up there like the animal representation of
there like the animal representation of
there like the animal representation of that old grizzled lady barfly you see at
that old grizzled lady barfly you see at
that old grizzled lady barfly you see at a bar it’s one of your favorite places
a bar it’s one of your favorite places
a bar it’s one of your favorite places you go in you leave your credit card
you go in you leave your credit card
you go in you leave your credit card after a night of boozing you come in and
after a night of boozing you come in and
after a night of boozing you come in and there she is sitting at the bar smoking
there she is sitting at the bar smoking
there she is sitting at the bar smoking a cigarette Oh out of a tracheotomy
a cigarette Oh out of a tracheotomy
a cigarette Oh out of a tracheotomy ringing her throat asking if you want to
ringing her throat asking if you want to
ringing her throat asking if you want to see her without her wig on and says
see her without her wig on and says
see her without her wig on and says about you and ginger ale honey you look
about you and ginger ale honey you look
about you and ginger ale honey you look like my grandson and you go home and you
like my grandson and you go home and you
like my grandson and you go home and you cry that’s what a pug is here’s another
cry that’s what a pug is here’s another
cry that’s what a pug is here’s another thing when you’re walking a dog through
thing when you’re walking a dog through
thing when you’re walking a dog through a rich neighborhood which I do it’s
a rich neighborhood which I do it’s
a rich neighborhood which I do it’s beautiful full of parks and love rich
beautiful full of parks and love rich
beautiful full of parks and love rich people come up to you they give you
people come up to you they give you
people come up to you they give you advice because rich people have so much
advice because rich people have so much
advice because rich people have so much money a certain point they literally
money a certain point they literally
money a certain point they literally have run out of things to do so I’m
have run out of things to do so I’m
have run out of things to do so I’m walking through with the pug I have it
walking through with the pug I have it
walking through with the pug I have it sit at an intersection I go sit I look
sit at an intersection I go sit I look
sit at an intersection I go sit I look at it in the eyes that’s important later
at it in the eyes that’s important later
at it in the eyes that’s important later and then suddenly a lady dressed
and then suddenly a lady dressed
and then suddenly a lady dressed head-to-toe in lululemon fifty dollar
head-to-toe in lululemon fifty dollar
head-to-toe in lululemon fifty dollar bills shooting out of her pockets runs
bills shooting out of her pockets runs
bills shooting out of her pockets runs up to me it says listen listen listen
up to me it says listen listen listen
up to me it says listen listen listen you cannot make eye contact with the dog
you cannot make eye contact with the dog
you cannot make eye contact with the dog he will think he’s the leader of the
he will think he’s the leader of the
he will think he’s the leader of the pack the Pug weighs 10
pack the Pug weighs 10
pack the Pug weighs 10 if that pug gets out of control in any
if that pug gets out of control in any
if that pug gets out of control in any way I’m just going to pick it up and put
way I’m just going to pick it up and put
way I’m just going to pick it up and put it under a chair it won’t know where
it under a chair it won’t know where
it under a chair it won’t know where just put it under the sink maybe feed it
just put it under the sink maybe feed it
just put it under the sink maybe feed it some bleep there you’re dead who wins
some bleep there you’re dead who wins
some bleep there you’re dead who wins John Hastings tape these lessons and go
John Hastings tape these lessons and go
John Hastings tape these lessons and go my pretty babies for the internet and
my pretty babies for the internet and
my pretty babies for the internet and for watchmojo.com I of course have been
for watchmojo.com I of course have been
for watchmojo.com I of course have been John Hastings who let the dogs out who
John Hastings who let the dogs out who
John Hastings who let the dogs out who let them out I want to know
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