who would have thought that Jedi ISM isn’t considered a real religion never
isn’t considered a real religion never
isn’t considered a real religion never seen anything to make me believe there’s
seen anything to make me believe there’s
seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling
one all-powerful force controlling
one all-powerful force controlling everything welcome to watchmojo.com and
everything welcome to watchmojo.com and
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brings you the funnies weirds and cools from across the web will be speaking on
from across the web will be speaking on
from across the web will be speaking on Jedi ISM and the real-life Hunger Games
Jedi ISM and the real-life Hunger Games
Jedi ISM and the real-life Hunger Games in Siberia but first let’s head to
in Siberia but first let’s head to
in Siberia but first let’s head to Australia he’s right it’s a system we
Australia he’s right it’s a system we
Australia he’s right it’s a system we cannot afford to lose number three
cannot afford to lose number three
cannot afford to lose number three Heisenberg horse whether it’s at the
Heisenberg horse whether it’s at the
Heisenberg horse whether it’s at the poker machines slots or racetrack Ozzy’s
poker machines slots or racetrack Ozzy’s
poker machines slots or racetrack Ozzy’s sure do love their gambling in fact last
sure do love their gambling in fact last
sure do love their gambling in fact last year alone Australians lost an average
year alone Australians lost an average
year alone Australians lost an average of nine hundred and forty-nine dollars
of nine hundred and forty-nine dollars
of nine hundred and forty-nine dollars per adult some of the highest losses in
per adult some of the highest losses in
per adult some of the highest losses in the world kind of Irish before me but
the world kind of Irish before me but
the world kind of Irish before me but here’s a question you never thought
here’s a question you never thought
here’s a question you never thought you’d be asked what do you get when you
you’d be asked what do you get when you
you’d be asked what do you get when you combine resources and crystal meth a big
combine resources and crystal meth a big
combine resources and crystal meth a big old controversy that’s what good keep
old controversy that’s what good keep
old controversy that’s what good keep toga such was the case for the
toga such was the case for the
toga such was the case for the unfortunately named party till dawn a
unfortunately named party till dawn a
unfortunately named party till dawn a five year old racehorse recently tested
five year old racehorse recently tested
five year old racehorse recently tested positive for crystal meth after a racing
positive for crystal meth after a racing
positive for crystal meth after a racing Queensland this June horses are stupid
horses agent shit that’s all they do
horses agent shit that’s all they do it’s sadly not the first case like this
it’s sadly not the first case like this
it’s sadly not the first case like this either with five racehorses testing
either with five racehorses testing
either with five racehorses testing positive for meth in Texas only a few
positive for meth in Texas only a few
positive for meth in Texas only a few months ago we just have to solve the
months ago we just have to solve the
months ago we just have to solve the drug crisis in America easy we’ll take
drug crisis in America easy we’ll take
drug crisis in America easy we’ll take them all yes it could be coincidental
them all yes it could be coincidental
them all yes it could be coincidental that the horses in question aren’t
that the horses in question aren’t
that the horses in question aren’t hailing for places known for their
hailing for places known for their
hailing for places known for their methamphetamine abuse but it’s still a
methamphetamine abuse but it’s still a
methamphetamine abuse but it’s still a tough pill to swallow incidence I think
tough pill to swallow incidence I think
tough pill to swallow incidence I think Matt number two real-life Hunger Games
Matt number two real-life Hunger Games
Matt number two real-life Hunger Games [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] if we’ve learned anything from fail
if we’ve learned anything from fail
if we’ve learned anything from fail videos and dash cams it’s that Russians
videos and dash cams it’s that Russians
videos and dash cams it’s that Russians go harder I killed in that is dumb so it
go harder I killed in that is dumb so it
go harder I killed in that is dumb so it only makes sense that a Russian reality
only makes sense that a Russian reality
only makes sense that a Russian reality show would take the survivor Amazing
show would take the survivor Amazing
show would take the survivor Amazing Race formula that worked so well and
Race formula that worked so well and
Race formula that worked so well and make it a bit spicier with the only
make it a bit spicier with the only
make it a bit spicier with the only rules of the game being that everything
rules of the game being that everything
rules of the game being that everything is allowed fighting alcohol murder rape
is allowed fighting alcohol murder rape
is allowed fighting alcohol murder rape smoking anything we can be sure that the
smoking anything we can be sure that the
smoking anything we can be sure that the new Siberia based TV show called game to
new Siberia based TV show called game to
new Siberia based TV show called game to winter will not disappoint viewers at
winter will not disappoint viewers at
winter will not disappoint viewers at this very moment 30 of the world’s
this very moment 30 of the world’s
this very moment 30 of the world’s greatest assassins are preparing the
greatest assassins are preparing the
greatest assassins are preparing the ultimate sporting event however it could
ultimate sporting event however it could
ultimate sporting event however it could prove problematic for Russian
prove problematic for Russian
prove problematic for Russian authorities the survival contest will be
authorities the survival contest will be
authorities the survival contest will be broadcast online twenty-four-seven using
broadcast online twenty-four-seven using
broadcast online twenty-four-seven using footage from 2000 fixed cameras
footage from 2000 fixed cameras
footage from 2000 fixed cameras chronicling the journey of 30
chronicling the journey of 30
chronicling the journey of 30 participants besides potentially costing
participants besides potentially costing
participants besides potentially costing you you know your life it also costs
you you know your life it also costs
you you know your life it also costs around two hundred thousand dollars to
around two hundred thousand dollars to
around two hundred thousand dollars to compete they’ll be expected to hunt and
compete they’ll be expected to hunt and
compete they’ll be expected to hunt and fish for food to stay alive for nine
fish for food to stay alive for nine
fish for food to stay alive for nine months with a communal prize being
months with a communal prize being
months with a communal prize being shared between any and all survivors and
shared between any and all survivors and
shared between any and all survivors and you can bet the haters will say it’s
you can bet the haters will say it’s
you can bet the haters will say it’s fake haters gonna hate and a nurs gonna
fake haters gonna hate and a nurs gonna
fake haters gonna hate and a nurs gonna eight number one order 66 again the time
eight number one order 66 again the time
eight number one order 66 again the time has come execute order 66 the charity
has come execute order 66 the charity
has come execute order 66 the charity commission that grants charitable status
commission that grants charitable status
commission that grants charitable status of different organizations in the UK
of different organizations in the UK
of different organizations in the UK isn’t really feeling the force these
isn’t really feeling the force these
isn’t really feeling the force these days the Temple of the Jedi Order in
days the Temple of the Jedi Order in
days the Temple of the Jedi Order in England and Wales applying for
England and Wales applying for
England and Wales applying for charitable status but were rejected on
charitable status but were rejected on
charitable status but were rejected on the grounds that Jedi ISM does not
the grounds that Jedi ISM does not
the grounds that Jedi ISM does not promote moral or ethical improvement
geez what a bunch of Palpatine’s a the
geez what a bunch of Palpatine’s a the Senate will decide your fate I am Senate
Senate will decide your fate I am Senate
Senate will decide your fate I am Senate and it’s not as if Jedi ISM doesn’t have
and it’s not as if Jedi ISM doesn’t have
and it’s not as if Jedi ISM doesn’t have the numbers behind you as 177,000 people
the numbers behind you as 177,000 people
the numbers behind you as 177,000 people claimed that they were Jedi in the 2011
claimed that they were Jedi in the 2011
claimed that they were Jedi in the 2011 census I’m a Jedi like my father before
census I’m a Jedi like my father before
census I’m a Jedi like my father before me that means that more people prescribe
me that means that more people prescribe
me that means that more people prescribe to the teachings of the force than
to the teachings of the force than
to the teachings of the force than rastafarianism and jainism daniel Jones
rastafarianism and jainism daniel Jones
rastafarianism and jainism daniel Jones the leader of the Church of Jedi ISM
the leader of the Church of Jedi ISM
the leader of the Church of Jedi ISM said that he and his fellow Jedi will
said that he and his fellow Jedi will
said that he and his fellow Jedi will continue their charitable work and
continue their charitable work and
continue their charitable work and believes that the force will still bring
believes that the force will still bring
believes that the force will still bring them charitable status within the next
them charitable status within the next
them charitable status within the next five years Oh your source that’s not how
five years Oh your source that’s not how
five years Oh your source that’s not how the force works so do you identify as a
the force works so do you identify as a
the force works so do you identify as a Jedi not yet for your bi-weekly dispatch
Jedi not yet for your bi-weekly dispatch
Jedi not yet for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and top 10 lists
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watchmojo.com I’m too weak oh good Kimmy
watchmojo.com I’m too weak oh good Kimmy yeah yeah I’m sure I would just like
yeah yeah I’m sure I would just like
yeah yeah I’m sure I would just like anybody else from the time came
anybody else from the time came
anybody else from the time came [Music]
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