hangover hospitals castaway cannibals and DIY r2d2 just because you don’t need
and DIY r2d2 just because you don’t need
and DIY r2d2 just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean
to know about these stories doesn’t mean
to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you what the cap and
they won’t interest you what the cap and
they won’t interest you what the cap and last night welcome to watchmojo.com and
last night welcome to watchmojo.com and
last night welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we give you
this is the dispatch where we give you
this is the dispatch where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories
three cool funny or weird news stories
three cool funny or weird news stories from the previous week of human
from the previous week of human
from the previous week of human existence Oh a might wanna this is our
existence Oh a might wanna this is our
existence Oh a might wanna this is our last episode damn straight it is so
last episode damn straight it is so
last episode damn straight it is so enjoy it while it lasts people I can’t
enjoy it while it lasts people I can’t
enjoy it while it lasts people I can’t tell you how much I’m gonna enjoy
tell you how much I’m gonna enjoy
tell you how much I’m gonna enjoy watching you make a complete ass of
watching you make a complete ass of
watching you make a complete ass of yourself number three the hangover
yourself number three the hangover
yourself number three the hangover hospital okay buddy no I am in so much
hospital okay buddy no I am in so much
hospital okay buddy no I am in so much pain right now a greasy breakfast
pain right now a greasy breakfast
pain right now a greasy breakfast Netflix binge a jumbo water bottle and a
Netflix binge a jumbo water bottle and a
Netflix binge a jumbo water bottle and a handful of advils sure they’ll keep away
handful of advils sure they’ll keep away
handful of advils sure they’ll keep away your standard hangover but what about
your standard hangover but what about
your standard hangover but what about those head splitters an invention that
those head splitters an invention that
those head splitters an invention that smells of Millennials hangover clinics
smells of Millennials hangover clinics
smells of Millennials hangover clinics are popping up in Australia and the US
are popping up in Australia and the US
are popping up in Australia and the US with names like Hangover Heaven if after
with names like Hangover Heaven if after
with names like Hangover Heaven if after the after party is unbearable be
the after party is unbearable be
the after party is unbearable be prepared to shell out upwards of two
prepared to shell out upwards of two
prepared to shell out upwards of two hundred dollars to receive premium
hundred dollars to receive premium
hundred dollars to receive premium intravenous treatments oxygen therapy
intravenous treatments oxygen therapy
intravenous treatments oxygen therapy and a vitamin cocktail I needed the
and a vitamin cocktail I needed the
and a vitamin cocktail I needed the treatment because I’m being married at
treatment because I’m being married at
treatment because I’m being married at three o’clock
three o’clock
three o’clock for horrible these methods are big jump
for horrible these methods are big jump
for horrible these methods are big jump from standard hangover escapes like
from standard hangover escapes like
from standard hangover escapes like eating and drinking water the night
eating and drinking water the night
eating and drinking water the night before or you know not taking those
before or you know not taking those
before or you know not taking those extra road beers with you 13 beers to go
extra road beers with you 13 beers to go
extra road beers with you 13 beers to go Felicia critics of the service say that
Felicia critics of the service say that
Felicia critics of the service say that these quick fixes will just encourage
these quick fixes will just encourage
these quick fixes will just encourage the behaviors that create the problem
the behaviors that create the problem
the behaviors that create the problem according to dr. George khoob of the
according to dr. George khoob of the
according to dr. George khoob of the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and
National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and
National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism the best method is just to
Alcoholism the best method is just to
Alcoholism the best method is just to avoid binge drinking entirely you’re
avoid binge drinking entirely you’re
avoid binge drinking entirely you’re drunk Jules yeah I’m actually I’m not
drunk Jules yeah I’m actually I’m not
drunk Jules yeah I’m actually I’m not drunk at all I don’t even drink I would
drunk at all I don’t even drink I would
drunk at all I don’t even drink I would certainly cut down on hangovers as well
certainly cut down on hangovers as well
certainly cut down on hangovers as well as viral vids like this yeah number two
as viral vids like this yeah number two
as viral vids like this yeah number two castaway cannibal whoa whoa what would
castaway cannibal whoa whoa what would
castaway cannibal whoa whoa what would be worse losing a friend to dehydration
be worse losing a friend to dehydration
be worse losing a friend to dehydration will strand it out to sea or getting
will strand it out to sea or getting
will strand it out to sea or getting accused of eating his emaciated corpse
accused of eating his emaciated corpse
accused of eating his emaciated corpse just some things you gotta do don’t mean
just some things you gotta do don’t mean
just some things you gotta do don’t mean you have to like it it’s the morbid
you have to like it it’s the morbid
you have to like it it’s the morbid question faced by salvador alvarenga a
question faced by salvador alvarenga a
question faced by salvador alvarenga a 36 year old salvadorian man who spent 14
36 year old salvadorian man who spent 14
36 year old salvadorian man who spent 14 months adrift in 2012 after a storm
months adrift in 2012 after a storm
months adrift in 2012 after a storm pushed a small fishing boat out to sea
pushed a small fishing boat out to sea
pushed a small fishing boat out to sea just off the coast of Mexico nothing I
just off the coast of Mexico nothing I
just off the coast of Mexico nothing I didn’t think I was going to die I always
didn’t think I was going to die I always
didn’t think I was going to die I always thought I was going to make it out alive
thought I was going to make it out alive
thought I was going to make it out alive I told myself I had to remain strong mr.
I told myself I had to remain strong mr.
I told myself I had to remain strong mr. alvarenga and his fishing partner
alvarenga and his fishing partner
alvarenga and his fishing partner Ezekiel Cordoba survived for some time
Ezekiel Cordoba survived for some time
Ezekiel Cordoba survived for some time by drinking turtle blood and catching
by drinking turtle blood and catching
by drinking turtle blood and catching fish but Cordoba ended up dying his body
fish but Cordoba ended up dying his body
fish but Cordoba ended up dying his body being thrown overboard by mr. alvarenga
being thrown overboard by mr. alvarenga
being thrown overboard by mr. alvarenga a book chronicling the castaways year
a book chronicling the castaways year
a book chronicling the castaways year long struggle was launched last week and
long struggle was launched last week and
long struggle was launched last week and only days later a lawsuit was filed by
only days later a lawsuit was filed by
only days later a lawsuit was filed by the family of mr. Cordoba accusing
the family of mr. Cordoba accusing
the family of mr. Cordoba accusing alvarenga of cannibalism and demanding a
alvarenga of cannibalism and demanding a
alvarenga of cannibalism and demanding a million dollars in compensation as a man
million dollars in compensation as a man
million dollars in compensation as a man accustomed to eating raw fish and turtle
accustomed to eating raw fish and turtle
accustomed to eating raw fish and turtle meat this would certainly be mr. Alvarez
meat this would certainly be mr. Alvarez
meat this would certainly be mr. Alvarez most expensive meal ever not that we’re
most expensive meal ever not that we’re
most expensive meal ever not that we’re saying is true well exactly we’ll never
saying is true well exactly we’ll never
saying is true well exactly we’ll never know number one DIY r2d2 oh
know number one DIY r2d2 oh
know number one DIY r2d2 oh d2 it is it is you for those of you that
d2 it is it is you for those of you that
d2 it is it is you for those of you that are skipping the monumental release of
are skipping the monumental release of
are skipping the monumental release of alvin and the chipmunks road chip
survive proven and offering for
survive proven and offering for something called star wars the force
something called star wars the force
something called star wars the force awakens instead I have it this is the
awakens instead I have it this is the
awakens instead I have it this is the droid you’re looking for ah ah say hello
droid you’re looking for ah ah say hello
droid you’re looking for ah ah say hello to our trudeau a fully functional flying
to our trudeau a fully functional flying
to our trudeau a fully functional flying version of everyone’s favorite star wars
version of everyone’s favorite star wars
version of everyone’s favorite star wars droid artoo-detoo the brainchild of
droid artoo-detoo the brainchild of
droid artoo-detoo the brainchild of aerial cinematographer Don melara this
aerial cinematographer Don melara this
aerial cinematographer Don melara this droid / drone hybrid stole the show at
droid / drone hybrid stole the show at
droid / drone hybrid stole the show at the International drone Expo last week
the International drone Expo last week
the International drone Expo last week and features an articulating head LED
and features an articulating head LED
and features an articulating head LED lights and a speaker that emits r2 d2’s
lights and a speaker that emits r2 d2’s
lights and a speaker that emits r2 d2’s trademark whistles and beeps according
trademark whistles and beeps according
trademark whistles and beeps according to milara the droid represents a
to milara the droid represents a
to milara the droid represents a childhood dream of his brought to life
childhood dream of his brought to life
childhood dream of his brought to life thanks to modern technology and a
thanks to modern technology and a
thanks to modern technology and a passion for aviation
we have to say though does look somewhat
we have to say though does look somewhat smaller in stature compared to the real
smaller in stature compared to the real
smaller in stature compared to the real thing scream better keep an eye on him
thing scream better keep an eye on him
thing scream better keep an eye on him Luke I guess you’re too small to run
Luke I guess you’re too small to run
Luke I guess you’re too small to run away on me if I take this off so would
away on me if I take this off so would
away on me if I take this off so would you pay that much for a hangover cure I
you pay that much for a hangover cure I
you pay that much for a hangover cure I guess so yeah if you want to suggest a
guess so yeah if you want to suggest a
guess so yeah if you want to suggest a story or just talk about your weirdest
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