Comedian Andy Hendrickson

if you like dry sarcastic and cynical

if you like dry sarcastic and cynical humor

humor

humor you’ll love this guy buy one lottery

you’ll love this guy buy one lottery

you’ll love this guy buy one lottery ticket things are going pretty good you

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ticket things are going pretty good you buy a hundred lottery tickets might want

buy a hundred lottery tickets might want

buy a hundred lottery tickets might want to save that money for a gun yeah that’s

to save that money for a gun yeah that’s

to save that money for a gun yeah that’s right suicide joke cheer up

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with comedian Andy Hendrickson if you

with comedian Andy Hendrickson if you walk past somebody they don’t wave at

walk past somebody they don’t wave at

walk past somebody they don’t wave at you but if you if you’re jogging and

you but if you if you’re jogging and

you but if you if you’re jogging and they’re jogging there’s some kind of

they’re jogging there’s some kind of

they’re jogging there’s some kind of weird obligation to wave to each other

weird obligation to wave to each other

weird obligation to wave to each other it’s kind of like hey I’m in shape

it’s kind of like hey I’m in shape

it’s kind of like hey I’m in shape I know my legs are tired I will start

I know my legs are tired I will start

I know my legs are tired I will start wondering you like you big people do

wondering you like you big people do

wondering you like you big people do that like hey I like to eat I know I’ll

that like hey I like to eat I know I’ll

that like hey I like to eat I know I’ll see you at Wendy’s very funny and

see you at Wendy’s very funny and

see you at Wendy’s very funny and sarcastic family but when did you decide

sarcastic family but when did you decide

sarcastic family but when did you decide to take your jokes to the stage I was

to take your jokes to the stage I was

to take your jokes to the stage I was living in Atlanta I saw a guy who taught

living in Atlanta I saw a guy who taught

living in Atlanta I saw a guy who taught a comedy class it was like a news report

a comedy class it was like a news report

a comedy class it was like a news report so I decided to take the class and I got

so I decided to take the class and I got

so I decided to take the class and I got my start that way I needed some

my start that way I needed some

my start that way I needed some structure cuz I was always kind of funny

structure cuz I was always kind of funny

structure cuz I was always kind of funny but also always kind of lazy hung over

but also always kind of lazy hung over

but also always kind of lazy hung over hung over people I’m not gonna lie to

hung over people I’m not gonna lie to

hung over people I’m not gonna lie to you when I got fired I decided that was

you when I got fired I decided that was

you when I got fired I decided that was assigned to go full-time comedy so I got

assigned to go full-time comedy so I got

assigned to go full-time comedy so I got a part-time job and eventually made made

a part-time job and eventually made made

a part-time job and eventually made made it as a full-time family you decide to

it as a full-time family you decide to

it as a full-time family you decide to move to New York to pursue your career

move to New York to pursue your career

move to New York to pursue your career what is it about New York

what is it about New York

what is it about New York that helps comedians it’s like the

that helps comedians it’s like the

that helps comedians it’s like the county mecca like you can go to La La’s

county mecca like you can go to La La’s

county mecca like you can go to La La’s got a lot of great comics but it’s also

got a lot of great comics but it’s also

got a lot of great comics but it’s also the whole spectrum of showbiz is out

the whole spectrum of showbiz is out

the whole spectrum of showbiz is out there so people are kind of acting and

there so people are kind of acting and

there so people are kind of acting and doing some comedy but like New York

doing some comedy but like New York

doing some comedy but like New York there’s a heavy comedy focus it makes

there’s a heavy comedy focus it makes

there’s a heavy comedy focus it makes you strive to be better I was talking to

you strive to be better I was talking to

you strive to be better I was talking to this really cute girl I met her here to

this really cute girl I met her here to

this really cute girl I met her here to bar New York we were talking for a while

bar New York we were talking for a while

bar New York we were talking for a while and then we were outside and I was

and then we were outside and I was

and then we were outside and I was talking to her and I was like you know

talking to her and I was like you know

talking to her and I was like you know what I really like your glasses and she

what I really like your glasses and she

what I really like your glasses and she goes oh thanks they’re fake I just wear

goes oh thanks they’re fake I just wear

goes oh thanks they’re fake I just wear them because they make me look more

them because they make me look more

them because they make me look more smarter

smarter

smarter I couldn’t help myself I was like well I

I couldn’t help myself I was like well I

I couldn’t help myself I was like well I think you need a stronger prescription

think you need a stronger prescription

think you need a stronger prescription turanians often have to deal with

turanians often have to deal with

turanians often have to deal with hecklers but you’ve actually had to deal

hecklers but you’ve actually had to deal

hecklers but you’ve actually had to deal with a rough club owner yeah

with a rough club owner yeah

with a rough club owner yeah yeah I’m trying to remember where you

yeah I’m trying to remember where you

yeah I’m trying to remember where you got this material from I think people

got this material from I think people

got this material from I think people use labels to protect themselves you

use labels to protect themselves you

use labels to protect themselves you know to cover up their problems he

know to cover up their problems he

know to cover up their problems he always says he’s a wine connoisseur I’m

always says he’s a wine connoisseur I’m

always says he’s a wine connoisseur I’m like no you’re a drunk I call them on

like no you’re a drunk I call them on

like no you’re a drunk I call them on some bullshit right when I first met him

some bullshit right when I first met him

some bullshit right when I first met him he was talking about he was in the

he was talking about he was in the

he was talking about he was in the Special Forces I was like really right

Special Forces I was like really right

Special Forces I was like really right people like I’m a foodie

people like I’m a foodie

people like I’m a foodie no you’re a fatty anyways after the show

no you’re a fatty anyways after the show

no you’re a fatty anyways after the show he got up and basically said this guy

he got up and basically said this guy

he got up and basically said this guy sucks I’m sorry to the crowd and here if

sucks I’m sorry to the crowd and here if

sucks I’m sorry to the crowd and here if we have free tickets for next week cuz

we have free tickets for next week cuz

we have free tickets for next week cuz this guy sucks so bad I’m still in the

this guy sucks so bad I’m still in the

this guy sucks so bad I’m still in the room I’m not a douche bag I’m gonna heed

room I’m not a douche bag I’m gonna heed

room I’m not a douche bag I’m gonna heed hardy t-shirts Ellie you’re a dick

hardy t-shirts Ellie you’re a dick

hardy t-shirts Ellie you’re a dick not the cameraman the guy from Paducah

not the cameraman the guy from Paducah

not the cameraman the guy from Paducah well we pretty much did everything

well we pretty much did everything

well we pretty much did everything Matthew

Matthew

Matthew last uh five more minutes – Phil that’s

last uh five more minutes – Phil that’s

last uh five more minutes – Phil that’s trouble everybody