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games we shouldn’t have technically been
games we shouldn’t have technically been playing if the young age we were but did
playing if the young age we were but did
playing if the young age we were but did anyway whether they’re full of mature
anyway whether they’re full of mature
anyway whether they’re full of mature themes had a ton of violence or were
themes had a ton of violence or were
themes had a ton of violence or were just full of profanity if the game had a
just full of profanity if the game had a
just full of profanity if the game had a large enough fanbase that wasn’t old
large enough fanbase that wasn’t old
large enough fanbase that wasn’t old enough to play its eligible for this
enough to play its eligible for this
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number ten no more heroes seriously no
number ten no more heroes seriously no matter how many I kill it’s all the same
matter how many I kill it’s all the same
matter how many I kill it’s all the same they’re all going to pay yeah with their
they’re all going to pay yeah with their
they’re all going to pay yeah with their King lives you’re a bad girl the we was
King lives you’re a bad girl the we was
King lives you’re a bad girl the we was chock-full of fun and family-friendly
chock-full of fun and family-friendly
chock-full of fun and family-friendly games so when kids inevitably got a hand
games so when kids inevitably got a hand
games so when kids inevitably got a hand of this bad boy parents probably had no
of this bad boy parents probably had no
of this bad boy parents probably had no idea about the brutal and gory gameplay
idea about the brutal and gory gameplay
idea about the brutal and gory gameplay No More Heroes had to offer players are
No More Heroes had to offer players are
No More Heroes had to offer players are armed with pretty much a lightsaber and
armed with pretty much a lightsaber and
armed with pretty much a lightsaber and every time they decapitate someone or
every time they decapitate someone or
every time they decapitate someone or split them down the middle an
split them down the middle an
split them down the middle an overabundance of blood spurts out just
overabundance of blood spurts out just
overabundance of blood spurts out just like a scene from Kill Bill the partial
like a scene from Kill Bill the partial
like a scene from Kill Bill the partial nudity profanity and crude humor were
nudity profanity and crude humor were
nudity profanity and crude humor were definitely something to keep hidden from
definitely something to keep hidden from
definitely something to keep hidden from your parents okay how about this if I
your parents okay how about this if I
your parents okay how about this if I become number one will you do it with me
become number one will you do it with me
become number one will you do it with me hmm
hmm
hmm maybe maybe not
maybe maybe not
maybe maybe not number nine twisted metal black well
number nine twisted metal black well
number nine twisted metal black well maybe it was my fault but I had my own
maybe it was my fault but I had my own
maybe it was my fault but I had my own problems to worry about while others
problems to worry about while others
problems to worry about while others were playing Gran Turismo 3 you were
were playing Gran Turismo 3 you were
were playing Gran Turismo 3 you were playing twisted metal black weren’t Jeff
playing twisted metal black weren’t Jeff
playing twisted metal black weren’t Jeff I mean it had machine guns right going
I mean it had machine guns right going
I mean it had machine guns right going along with the title the characters in
along with the title the characters in
along with the title the characters in this series were truly twisted what did
this series were truly twisted what did
this series were truly twisted what did you think I was gonna say anyway some
you think I was gonna say anyway some
you think I was gonna say anyway some were killers others were victims of a
were killers others were victims of a
were killers others were victims of a tormented childhood and the rest were
tormented childhood and the rest were
tormented childhood and the rest were just the product of bad circumstances
just the product of bad circumstances
just the product of bad circumstances however you spun it the backstories here
however you spun it the backstories here
however you spun it the backstories here were dark and technically we’re not the
were dark and technically we’re not the
were dark and technically we’re not the sort of things you should have exposed
sort of things you should have exposed
sort of things you should have exposed your kids to still despite the mature
your kids to still despite the mature
your kids to still despite the mature themes and overall grittiness of the
themes and overall grittiness of the
themes and overall grittiness of the game the maddening dick Euler combat
game the maddening dick Euler combat
game the maddening dick Euler combat provided many thrills and that’s what
provided many thrills and that’s what
provided many thrills and that’s what hooked kids all over the world
number eight splatterhouse what a game
number eight splatterhouse what a game is titled splatterhouse you know it’s
is titled splatterhouse you know it’s
is titled splatterhouse you know it’s gonna be gory not only was this classic
gonna be gory not only was this classic
gonna be gory not only was this classic bloody but the game also dealt with
bloody but the game also dealt with
bloody but the game also dealt with themes of loss and benjin switch
themes of loss and benjin switch
themes of loss and benjin switch probably went over young kids heads
probably went over young kids heads
probably went over young kids heads after all the players probably just
after all the players probably just
after all the players probably just wanted to cut off in harpoon as many
wanted to cut off in harpoon as many
wanted to cut off in harpoon as many people as possible that’s pretty much
people as possible that’s pretty much
people as possible that’s pretty much the crux of it really travel from the
the crux of it really travel from the
the crux of it really travel from the left side of the screen to the right
left side of the screen to the right
left side of the screen to the right side while destroying any monster you
side while destroying any monster you
side while destroying any monster you come across in the hopes of finding your
come across in the hopes of finding your
come across in the hopes of finding your girlfriend which of course also
girlfriend which of course also
girlfriend which of course also transforms into a monster after you put
transforms into a monster after you put
transforms into a monster after you put her out of her misery you obliterate
her out of her misery you obliterate
her out of her misery you obliterate anything in your path in your quest for
anything in your path in your quest for
anything in your path in your quest for revenge this was pretty different from
revenge this was pretty different from
revenge this was pretty different from Mario
number seven deadpool critic shot is
number seven deadpool critic shot is some awesome bazookas bazookas everyone
some awesome bazookas bazookas everyone
some awesome bazookas bazookas everyone loves the Merc with a mouth and having
loves the Merc with a mouth and having
loves the Merc with a mouth and having the option to play pass him was a dream
the option to play pass him was a dream
the option to play pass him was a dream come true it’s just a superhero game we
come true it’s just a superhero game we
come true it’s just a superhero game we can hear you saying to your parents as
can hear you saying to your parents as
can hear you saying to your parents as you try to convince them to let you play
you try to convince them to let you play
you try to convince them to let you play it if only they knew the staggering
it if only they knew the staggering
it if only they knew the staggering amount of violence profanity and sexual
amount of violence profanity and sexual
amount of violence profanity and sexual innuendo hell the jokes in this game
innuendo hell the jokes in this game
innuendo hell the jokes in this game were so funny that they’d probably come
were so funny that they’d probably come
were so funny that they’d probably come into your room and tell you to stop
into your room and tell you to stop
into your room and tell you to stop playing and instead stick around to
playing and instead stick around to
playing and instead stick around to watch while the character is definitely
watch while the character is definitely
watch while the character is definitely familiar with audiences now in 2013 your
familiar with audiences now in 2013 your
familiar with audiences now in 2013 your parents probably didn’t know who
parents probably didn’t know who
parents probably didn’t know who Deadpool was Saget Merapi gotchas
just like with Deadpool you probably
just like with Deadpool you probably said that this was just a racing game
said that this was just a racing game
said that this was just a racing game and technically you’re right while it is
and technically you’re right while it is
and technically you’re right while it is a racing game it also promotes as much
a racing game it also promotes as much
a racing game it also promotes as much carnage and death as you could possibly
carnage and death as you could possibly
carnage and death as you could possibly inflict it’s a game that had kids
inflict it’s a game that had kids
inflict it’s a game that had kids veering off the track to purposely mow
veering off the track to purposely mow
veering off the track to purposely mow down a bunch of pedestrians for extra
down a bunch of pedestrians for extra
down a bunch of pedestrians for extra bonus points
bonus points
bonus points the sneaky thing is that when your
the sneaky thing is that when your
the sneaky thing is that when your parents just wanted to see for
parents just wanted to see for
parents just wanted to see for themselves what the game is about you
themselves what the game is about you
themselves what the game is about you could probably keep it pretty clean and
could probably keep it pretty clean and
could probably keep it pretty clean and stay on the road probably there’s a lot
stay on the road probably there’s a lot
stay on the road probably there’s a lot of crosswalks on these tracks
number five manhunt manhunt was handled
number five manhunt manhunt was handled as one of the most violent video games
as one of the most violent video games
as one of the most violent video games ever you play as a death row inmate to
ever you play as a death row inmate to
ever you play as a death row inmate to given a second chance at life but only
given a second chance at life but only
given a second chance at life but only if you perform some very questionable
if you perform some very questionable
if you perform some very questionable acts you’re at the star in a snuff film
acts you’re at the star in a snuff film
acts you’re at the star in a snuff film and that tagline was enough for parents
and that tagline was enough for parents
and that tagline was enough for parents to snatch the disc right out of your
to snatch the disc right out of your
to snatch the disc right out of your hand and snap it in two if you were one
hand and snap it in two if you were one
hand and snap it in two if you were one of the few kids that were able to play
of the few kids that were able to play
of the few kids that were able to play it though you were exposed to a variety
it though you were exposed to a variety
it though you were exposed to a variety of gory ways to execute your enemies
of gory ways to execute your enemies
of gory ways to execute your enemies ranging from beating them over the head
ranging from beating them over the head
ranging from beating them over the head with a baseball bat to slicing open
with a baseball bat to slicing open
with a baseball bat to slicing open their neck with a machete and eventually
their neck with a machete and eventually
their neck with a machete and eventually decapitating them whose good stuff
number four Saints Row series I’m
number four Saints Row series I’m curious if you can keep your cavalier
curious if you can keep your cavalier
curious if you can keep your cavalier attitude what 2,000 folks are running
attitude what 2,000 folks are running
attitude what 2,000 folks are running through your body oh yeah and I’m
through your body oh yeah and I’m
through your body oh yeah and I’m curious if you can keep acting like a
curious if you can keep acting like a
curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up
douche bag when I shove that gavel up
douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass
your ass
your ass in the early days of the Xbox 360 Saints
in the early days of the Xbox 360 Saints
in the early days of the Xbox 360 Saints Row was all that we had in terms of
Row was all that we had in terms of
Row was all that we had in terms of open-world sandbox type gameplay similar
open-world sandbox type gameplay similar
open-world sandbox type gameplay similar to that of Grand Theft Auto
to that of Grand Theft Auto
to that of Grand Theft Auto well-received by critics and a fair
well-received by critics and a fair
well-received by critics and a fair amount of fun it hooked gamers all over
amount of fun it hooked gamers all over
amount of fun it hooked gamers all over the world and no matter how young we
the world and no matter how young we
the world and no matter how young we were you were probably playing it the
were you were probably playing it the
were you were probably playing it the first couple of games in the series has
first couple of games in the series has
first couple of games in the series has you play as a member of a dangerous game
you play as a member of a dangerous game
you play as a member of a dangerous game where you kill rival gang members cops
where you kill rival gang members cops
where you kill rival gang members cops and pedestrians who get in your way
and pedestrians who get in your way
and pedestrians who get in your way while also participating in highly
while also participating in highly
while also participating in highly illegal activities such as drug
illegal activities such as drug
illegal activities such as drug trafficking and insurance fraud good
trafficking and insurance fraud good
trafficking and insurance fraud good stuff
stuff
stuff ever since they hooked up with the
ever since they hooked up with the
ever since they hooked up with the Colombians it’s like they own this town
Colombians it’s like they own this town
Colombians it’s like they own this town and with that drug money rolling in we
and with that drug money rolling in we
and with that drug money rolling in we can’t compete be smarter you move
can’t compete be smarter you move
can’t compete be smarter you move against them
against them
against them number three postal this is the title
number three postal this is the title
number three postal this is the title your parents would in no way let you
your parents would in no way let you
your parents would in no way let you play if they knew the contents inside
play if they knew the contents inside
play if they knew the contents inside and once they did no amount of
and once they did no amount of
and once they did no amount of convincing would work your only hope was
convincing would work your only hope was
convincing would work your only hope was to play it in absolute secrecy or maybe
to play it in absolute secrecy or maybe
to play it in absolute secrecy or maybe I’ve had cool kids house whose parents
I’ve had cool kids house whose parents
I’ve had cool kids house whose parents are divorced and let him play whatever
are divorced and let him play whatever
are divorced and let him play whatever they want when the aim of the game is
they want when the aim of the game is
they want when the aim of the game is basically to mow down as many people as
basically to mow down as many people as
basically to mow down as many people as you can with no other goal really it’s
you can with no other goal really it’s
you can with no other goal really it’s pretty hard to convince yourself that
pretty hard to convince yourself that
pretty hard to convince yourself that you should be playing it you play as the
you should be playing it you play as the
you should be playing it you play as the postal dude who’s fed up with society
postal dude who’s fed up with society
postal dude who’s fed up with society and in his psychotic mind believes
and in his psychotic mind believes
and in his psychotic mind believes humanity to be evil so basically when
humanity to be evil so basically when
humanity to be evil so basically when your parents had an idea of how a
your parents had an idea of how a
your parents had an idea of how a horrible violent video game should look
horrible violent video game should look
horrible violent video game should look in their heads this is what they were
in their heads this is what they were
in their heads this is what they were picturing so don’t let them see you
picturing so don’t let them see you
picturing so don’t let them see you planet
number two soldier of fortune it prolly
number two soldier of fortune it prolly shouldn’t be playing an e war shooter
shouldn’t be playing an e war shooter
shouldn’t be playing an e war shooter when you’re underage but we’re sure some
when you’re underage but we’re sure some
when you’re underage but we’re sure some of you convinced your parents that they
of you convinced your parents that they
of you convinced your parents that they weren’t all that bad
weren’t all that bad
weren’t all that bad after all you’re just shooting bad guys
after all you’re just shooting bad guys
after all you’re just shooting bad guys right nothing too serious well soldier
right nothing too serious well soldier
right nothing too serious well soldier of fortune was far worse than just
of fortune was far worse than just
of fortune was far worse than just shooting bad guys not only do you kill
shooting bad guys not only do you kill
shooting bad guys not only do you kill dozens and dozens of people but you do
dozens and dozens of people but you do
dozens and dozens of people but you do so in ridiculously gory ways such as
so in ridiculously gory ways such as
so in ridiculously gory ways such as blowing off their limbs or maybe half of
blowing off their limbs or maybe half of
blowing off their limbs or maybe half of their head with a pump-action shotgun
their head with a pump-action shotgun
their head with a pump-action shotgun watching a man gargle as he collapses
watching a man gargle as he collapses
watching a man gargle as he collapses his blood spurting neck with one hand
his blood spurting neck with one hand
his blood spurting neck with one hand while standing on wet leg isn’t a pretty
while standing on wet leg isn’t a pretty
while standing on wet leg isn’t a pretty sight
there are definitely more violent and
there are definitely more violent and more mature themed games out there sure
more mature themed games out there sure
more mature themed games out there sure we just listed nine of them but none of
we just listed nine of them but none of
we just listed nine of them but none of them had the impact and reach like halo
them had the impact and reach like halo
them had the impact and reach like halo no pun intended
no pun intended
no pun intended releasing in 2001 this series too fooled
releasing in 2001 this series too fooled
releasing in 2001 this series too fooled by storm and even if your parents were
by storm and even if your parents were
by storm and even if your parents were initially against it your constant pleas
initially against it your constant pleas
initially against it your constant pleas and cries probably wore them down sure
and cries probably wore them down sure
and cries probably wore them down sure you’re only killing aliens in the
you’re only killing aliens in the
you’re only killing aliens in the campaign but you probably got it for the
campaign but you probably got it for the
campaign but you probably got it for the multiplayer anyway right as the series
multiplayer anyway right as the series
multiplayer anyway right as the series went on its popularity grew and let’s be
went on its popularity grew and let’s be
went on its popularity grew and let’s be honest half of the horrendous stuff kids
honest half of the horrendous stuff kids
honest half of the horrendous stuff kids were exposed to came from the
were exposed to came from the
were exposed to came from the matchmaking Lobby gotta use that mute
matchmaking Lobby gotta use that mute
matchmaking Lobby gotta use that mute button collateral you King suck you try
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