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today we’re dustin down the mic for
today we’re dustin down the mic for round 2 as we look at another top 10
round 2 as we look at another top 10
round 2 as we look at another top 10 epic rap battles of history for this
epic rap battles of history for this
epic rap battles of history for this list we’ve gathered together another 10
list we’ve gathered together another 10
list we’ve gathered together another 10 of the greatest erv episodes ever aired
of the greatest erv episodes ever aired
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brilliant battles number 10 eastern
brilliant battles number 10 eastern philosophers vs. Western philosophers
philosophers vs. Western philosophers
philosophers vs. Western philosophers Sean superfruit sir we set the ball
Sean superfruit sir we set the ball
Sean superfruit sir we set the ball rolling with a battle royale of worldly
rolling with a battle royale of worldly
rolling with a battle royale of worldly wisdom in the east corner
wisdom in the east corner
wisdom in the east corner lao-tzu Sun Tzu and Confucius in the
lao-tzu Sun Tzu and Confucius in the
lao-tzu Sun Tzu and Confucius in the West
West
West Nietzsche Socrates and Voltaire six of
Nietzsche Socrates and Voltaire six of
Nietzsche Socrates and Voltaire six of the sturdiest pillars in the history of
the sturdiest pillars in the history of
the sturdiest pillars in the history of philosophy whose big ideas sound best on
philosophy whose big ideas sound best on
philosophy whose big ideas sound best on the mic made their french we’ve got a
the mic made their french we’ve got a
the mic made their french we’ve got a twister and the weather even i coudn’t
twister and the weather even i coudn’t
twister and the weather even i coudn’t course chomping western medicine on
course chomping western medicine on
course chomping western medicine on these each section Socrates and Sun Tzu
these each section Socrates and Sun Tzu
these each section Socrates and Sun Tzu arguably sneaked an early advantage but
arguably sneaked an early advantage but
arguably sneaked an early advantage but both teams soon discovered divisions in
both teams soon discovered divisions in
both teams soon discovered divisions in their own ranks as well and then it’s
their own ranks as well and then it’s
their own ranks as well and then it’s every wise man for himself
every wise man for himself
every wise man for himself this type of arrogance is sure to be
this type of arrogance is sure to be
this type of arrogance is sure to be expected from men who speak of wisdom
expected from men who speak of wisdom
expected from men who speak of wisdom with no clue of what respected Nietzsche
with no clue of what respected Nietzsche
with no clue of what respected Nietzsche spells it out loud to causes doubt and
spells it out loud to causes doubt and
spells it out loud to causes doubt and Voltaire rolls back the years to remind
Voltaire rolls back the years to remind
Voltaire rolls back the years to remind us all why he was so heavily censored in
us all why he was so heavily censored in
us all why he was so heavily censored in the first place let me be frank
the first place let me be frank
the first place let me be frank don’t start be quick be frank who hangs
don’t start be quick be frank who hangs
don’t start be quick be frank who hangs with me Frank
with me Frank
with me Frank Confucius has the final say but he just
Confucius has the final say but he just
Confucius has the final say but he just compounds the chaos with a joke about
compounds the chaos with a joke about
compounds the chaos with a joke about his genitals philosophize that so he’s a
his genitals philosophize that so he’s a
his genitals philosophize that so he’s a railroad in Rouen where you love you eat
railroad in Rouen where you love you eat
railroad in Rouen where you love you eat cookies
number nine Freddie Mercury versus Frank
number nine Freddie Mercury versus Frank Sinatra ha ha ha
there are two of the greatest icons of
there are two of the greatest icons of twentieth-century music in these are
twentieth-century music in these are
twentieth-century music in these are some of the most savage lines ever seen
some of the most savage lines ever seen
some of the most savage lines ever seen on epic rap battles with your face baby
on epic rap battles with your face baby
on epic rap battles with your face baby yikes when those kids would get voted it
yikes when those kids would get voted it
yikes when those kids would get voted it out done son the fight neither Freddie
out done son the fight neither Freddie
out done son the fight neither Freddie nor Frankie were especially famed for
nor Frankie were especially famed for
nor Frankie were especially famed for fast rhymes but they hold nothing back
fast rhymes but they hold nothing back
fast rhymes but they hold nothing back here Sinatra’s lyrics aimed straight at
here Sinatra’s lyrics aimed straight at
here Sinatra’s lyrics aimed straight at Freddie sexuality while mercury makes
Freddie sexuality while mercury makes
Freddie sexuality while mercury makes fun of Frank’s inferior musicality
fun of Frank’s inferior musicality
fun of Frank’s inferior musicality that’s what’s wrong with you people
that’s what’s wrong with you people
that’s what’s wrong with you people you’ll do anything to get famous to
you’ll do anything to get famous to
you’ll do anything to get famous to change your name to mercury we should
change your name to mercury we should
change your name to mercury we should have been Freddie Uranus it’s a clash of
have been Freddie Uranus it’s a clash of
have been Freddie Uranus it’s a clash of pop cultural kings but the queen lead
pop cultural kings but the queen lead
pop cultural kings but the queen lead singer seems to shade it notes annual
singer seems to shade it notes annual
singer seems to shade it notes annual range you can’t act in you can’t am i
range you can’t act in you can’t am i
range you can’t act in you can’t am i more powerful than you when i’m wearing
more powerful than you when i’m wearing
more powerful than you when i’m wearing women’s body suit the chairman of the
women’s body suit the chairman of the
women’s body suit the chairman of the board definitely does it his way and
board definitely does it his way and
board definitely does it his way and gets under his opponents skin but as the
gets under his opponents skin but as the
gets under his opponents skin but as the end draws near Freddie the Bohemian
end draws near Freddie the Bohemian
end draws near Freddie the Bohemian Rhapsody xur mercury battles through
Rhapsody xur mercury battles through
Rhapsody xur mercury battles through with signature style and anthemic skill
with signature style and anthemic skill
with signature style and anthemic skill he is the champion my friends kiss my
he is the champion my friends kiss my
he is the champion my friends kiss my offspring have to wait did I number
offspring have to wait did I number
offspring have to wait did I number eight Bruce Lee versus Clint Eastwood
eight Bruce Lee versus Clint Eastwood
eight Bruce Lee versus Clint Eastwood what a taste one yeah big screen
what a taste one yeah big screen
what a taste one yeah big screen badasses don’t come more qualified than
badasses don’t come more qualified than
badasses don’t come more qualified than these two Bruce Lee’s fists of fury have
these two Bruce Lee’s fists of fury have
these two Bruce Lee’s fists of fury have landed him legendary status as martial
landed him legendary status as martial
landed him legendary status as martial arts cinemas most famous son while Clint
arts cinemas most famous son while Clint
arts cinemas most famous son while Clint Eastwood is the sharpest cinematic
Eastwood is the sharpest cinematic
Eastwood is the sharpest cinematic shooter going and then Chuck too much
shooter going and then Chuck too much
shooter going and then Chuck too much Ringo perfecting hips should spend more
Ringo perfecting hips should spend more
Ringo perfecting hips should spend more time matching your voice up to your legs
time matching your voice up to your legs
time matching your voice up to your legs it’s an aggressively overloaded verbal
it’s an aggressively overloaded verbal
it’s an aggressively overloaded verbal fight but who can wield words strong
fight but who can wield words strong
fight but who can wield words strong enough to win
enough to win
enough to win and the bad you must be the ugly I will
and the bad you must be the ugly I will
and the bad you must be the ugly I will mess up your face but your mama did it
mess up your face but your mama did it
mess up your face but your mama did it for me we performs well and delivers a
for me we performs well and delivers a
for me we performs well and delivers a middle finger to remember but eastwood
middle finger to remember but eastwood
middle finger to remember but eastwood attacks where it really hurts you feel
attacks where it really hurts you feel
attacks where it really hurts you feel lucky punk that’s what I’m asking you
lucky punk that’s what I’m asking you
lucky punk that’s what I’m asking you can’t be too tough you got killed by an
can’t be too tough you got killed by an
can’t be too tough you got killed by an ass break first he gives a minuscule
ass break first he gives a minuscule
ass break first he gives a minuscule mention of Bruce’s manhood then he
mention of Bruce’s manhood then he
mention of Bruce’s manhood then he finishes up with a devastating reference
finishes up with a devastating reference
finishes up with a devastating reference to Lee’s family it takes more than a two
to Lee’s family it takes more than a two
to Lee’s family it takes more than a two finger push up to come back from that
finger push up to come back from that
finger push up to come back from that I’d be chewing round you would that be
I’d be chewing round you would that be
I’d be chewing round you would that be unbelievable no one in your family ever
unbelievable no one in your family ever
unbelievable no one in your family ever lives to see us number seven Michael
lives to see us number seven Michael
lives to see us number seven Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali Michael Jordan
basketball meets boxing next as MJ meets
basketball meets boxing next as MJ meets Olli in a heavyweight clash at their
Olli in a heavyweight clash at their
Olli in a heavyweight clash at their primes these two were at the very top of
primes these two were at the very top of
primes these two were at the very top of their respective games and they both
their respective games and they both
their respective games and they both know it egged on by his athletic ego
know it egged on by his athletic ego
know it egged on by his athletic ego Jordan scores slam dunks on Olli
Jordan scores slam dunks on Olli
Jordan scores slam dunks on Olli referencing his pacifism Parkinson’s
referencing his pacifism Parkinson’s
referencing his pacifism Parkinson’s disease and brief career as a Broadway
disease and brief career as a Broadway
disease and brief career as a Broadway actor just a float like a butterfly
actor just a float like a butterfly
actor just a float like a butterfly sting like a bee now you double triple
sting like a bee now you double triple
sting like a bee now you double triple balls got nobody to see Ali upper cuts
balls got nobody to see Ali upper cuts
balls got nobody to see Ali upper cuts through the insults with rhymes about
through the insults with rhymes about
through the insults with rhymes about Jordans gambling addiction his corporate
Jordans gambling addiction his corporate
Jordans gambling addiction his corporate deals and his dead father now your daddy
deals and his dead father now your daddy
deals and his dead father now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family
got killed and I feel for your family
got killed and I feel for your family but your baseball career now that wasn’t
but your baseball career now that wasn’t
but your baseball career now that wasn’t passionate on the one hand ali’s calling
passionate on the one hand ali’s calling
passionate on the one hand ali’s calling Jordan out for staying at the Ritz is
Jordan out for staying at the Ritz is
Jordan out for staying at the Ritz is probably the funniest fiercest and
probably the funniest fiercest and
probably the funniest fiercest and cleverest line here McDonald’s and
cleverest line here McDonald’s and
cleverest line here McDonald’s and underpasses corporate back up you stand
underpasses corporate back up you stand
underpasses corporate back up you stand the rich because you’ve sold out to
the rich because you’ve sold out to
the rich because you’ve sold out to crackers on the other hand he finishes
crackers on the other hand he finishes
crackers on the other hand he finishes by dissing spacejam which is a real risk
by dissing spacejam which is a real risk
by dissing spacejam which is a real risk because a lot of people love that movie
because a lot of people love that movie
because a lot of people love that movie whether you sit courtside or ringside
whether you sit courtside or ringside
whether you sit courtside or ringside it’s a knockout three-pointer of a
it’s a knockout three-pointer of a
it’s a knockout three-pointer of a battle you need to bounce back to North
battle you need to bounce back to North
battle you need to bounce back to North Carolina kid because you’re rapping much
Carolina kid because you’re rapping much
Carolina kid because you’re rapping much more than Space Jam Z’s number six
more than Space Jam Z’s number six
more than Space Jam Z’s number six Nikola Tesla versus Thomas Edison
Nikola Tesla versus Thomas Edison
Nikola Tesla versus Thomas Edison understood okay the anticipation for
understood okay the anticipation for
understood okay the anticipation for this matchup is really electric while
this matchup is really electric while
this matchup is really electric while some of today’s twosomes never had any
some of today’s twosomes never had any
some of today’s twosomes never had any actual beef with one another in real
actual beef with one another in real
actual beef with one another in real life Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla did
life Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla did
life Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla did across.you Tesla is just no putting it
across.you Tesla is just no putting it
across.you Tesla is just no putting it gently don’t alternate my flow like this
gently don’t alternate my flow like this
gently don’t alternate my flow like this you directly while history remembers
you directly while history remembers
you directly while history remembers Edison as a serial inventor and Tesla as
Edison as a serial inventor and Tesla as
Edison as a serial inventor and Tesla as the archetypal mad scientist it’s become
the archetypal mad scientist it’s become
the archetypal mad scientist it’s become increasingly clear that Edison’s light
increasingly clear that Edison’s light
increasingly clear that Edison’s light bulb moment might not have been all his
bulb moment might not have been all his
bulb moment might not have been all his own work history is getting bigger than
own work history is getting bigger than
own work history is getting bigger than I’ve read your best invention was a war
I’ve read your best invention was a war
I’ve read your best invention was a war to steal okay Tesla had visions of free
to steal okay Tesla had visions of free
to steal okay Tesla had visions of free energy for everyone but Edison smothered
energy for everyone but Edison smothered
energy for everyone but Edison smothered his scientific breakthroughs with
his scientific breakthroughs with
his scientific breakthroughs with patents of plenty and it’s that which
patents of plenty and it’s that which
patents of plenty and it’s that which forms the basis of this rap battle your
forms the basis of this rap battle your
forms the basis of this rap battle your food you think that you can touch me
food you think that you can touch me
food you think that you can touch me with this you couldn’t handle my gifts
with this you couldn’t handle my gifts
with this you couldn’t handle my gifts with your greedy little mind what’s
with your greedy little mind what’s
with your greedy little mind what’s inside mine with a head of its own time
inside mine with a head of its own time
inside mine with a head of its own time you did not steal from me you stole me
you did not steal from me you stole me
you did not steal from me you stole me from mankind it’s hard to say where the
from mankind it’s hard to say where the
from mankind it’s hard to say where the power rests here but if you love science
power rests here but if you love science
power rests here but if you love science based puns then plug into this because
based puns then plug into this because
based puns then plug into this because this sound will always be current and if
this sound will always be current and if
this sound will always be current and if the people knew you stop me from making
the people knew you stop me from making
the people knew you stop me from making power free they would push the con
power free they would push the con
power free they would push the con Edison with every utility number five
Edison with every utility number five
Edison with every utility number five Rick Grimes versus Walter White because
Rick Grimes versus Walter White because
Rick Grimes versus Walter White because fictional characters can rap with the
fictional characters can rap with the
fictional characters can rap with the best of them The Walking Dead’s Rick
best of them The Walking Dead’s Rick
best of them The Walking Dead’s Rick Grimes squares off with Breaking Bad’s
Grimes squares off with Breaking Bad’s
Grimes squares off with Breaking Bad’s Walter White for an AMC showdown between
Walter White for an AMC showdown between
Walter White for an AMC showdown between zombie killer and meth maker I don’t
zombie killer and meth maker I don’t
zombie killer and meth maker I don’t know what you think I’ve done
know what you think I’ve done
know what you think I’ve done but if we were to battle I have already
but if we were to battle I have already
but if we were to battle I have already won Grimes draws lyrical inspiration
won Grimes draws lyrical inspiration
won Grimes draws lyrical inspiration from his inherent desire to do good
from his inherent desire to do good
from his inherent desire to do good compared to whites double life as a
compared to whites double life as a
compared to whites double life as a criminal mastermind Jordan family part
criminal mastermind Jordan family part
criminal mastermind Jordan family part sin by sin where I live it happens
sin by sin where I live it happens
sin by sin where I live it happens literally Liam – laughs all right
literally Liam – laughs all right
literally Liam – laughs all right your pancakes you won’t forget it I’ll
your pancakes you won’t forget it I’ll
your pancakes you won’t forget it I’ll kill zombies that are better men than
kill zombies that are better men than
kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast white sees it
you before breakfast white sees it
you before breakfast white sees it differently though and pitches Grimes
differently though and pitches Grimes
differently though and pitches Grimes good nature as reason for his failure
good nature as reason for his failure
good nature as reason for his failure topping it all off with a harsh reminder
topping it all off with a harsh reminder
topping it all off with a harsh reminder of his wife’s infidelity
of his wife’s infidelity
of his wife’s infidelity I’ll bury you faster than your partner’s
I’ll bury you faster than your partner’s
I’ll bury you faster than your partner’s told your whole line when saw Shane
told your whole line when saw Shane
told your whole line when saw Shane coming except for your wife in the end
coming except for your wife in the end
coming except for your wife in the end it’s a question of courage what takes
it’s a question of courage what takes
it’s a question of courage what takes more balls facing the undead or modeling
more balls facing the undead or modeling
more balls facing the undead or modeling those Underpants your mug you’re some
those Underpants your mug you’re some
those Underpants your mug you’re some fight than you can bite me I’ll be
fight than you can bite me I’ll be
fight than you can bite me I’ll be standing right here
standing right here
standing right here in my tiny wolves are whiting number
in my tiny wolves are whiting number
in my tiny wolves are whiting number four moses versus santa claus we’re
four moses versus santa claus we’re
four moses versus santa claus we’re feeling festive at four with a biblical
feeling festive at four with a biblical
feeling festive at four with a biblical battle for the holiday season I’m from
battle for the holiday season I’m from
battle for the holiday season I’m from the North Pole that’s why I run the so
the North Pole that’s why I run the so
the North Pole that’s why I run the so call my spirit diamonds but absorber dr.
call my spirit diamonds but absorber dr.
call my spirit diamonds but absorber dr. Rusco Snoop Dogg steps in as Moses who
Rusco Snoop Dogg steps in as Moses who
Rusco Snoop Dogg steps in as Moses who doesn’t take kindly to Santa’s version
doesn’t take kindly to Santa’s version
doesn’t take kindly to Santa’s version of Christmas Snoop fans will no doubt
of Christmas Snoop fans will no doubt
of Christmas Snoop fans will no doubt enjoy the subtle nods to the rapper’s
enjoy the subtle nods to the rapper’s
enjoy the subtle nods to the rapper’s own music and anyone with even the
own music and anyone with even the
own music and anyone with even the slightest knowledge of the holy book is
slightest knowledge of the holy book is
slightest knowledge of the holy book is sure to say a prayer for some of these
sure to say a prayer for some of these
sure to say a prayer for some of these puns it takes not rain is the ho your
puns it takes not rain is the ho your
puns it takes not rain is the ho your fat ass you took the Christ out of
fat ass you took the Christ out of
fat ass you took the Christ out of Christmas that you stand alone man
Christmas that you stand alone man
Christmas that you stand alone man santa’s burning bush / smoking weed gag
santa’s burning bush / smoking weed gag
santa’s burning bush / smoking weed gag is a good one while Moses’s red sea
is a good one while Moses’s red sea
is a good one while Moses’s red sea threat is full of the fear of God keep
threat is full of the fear of God keep
threat is full of the fear of God keep your hands up document don’t you oh holy
your hands up document don’t you oh holy
your hands up document don’t you oh holy I split your ass in half like I did the
I split your ass in half like I did the
I split your ass in half like I did the risk
risk
risk Santa slays his rival by highlighting
Santa slays his rival by highlighting
Santa slays his rival by highlighting double standards moses gathers followers
double standards moses gathers followers
double standards moses gathers followers with fat jokes whichever side you choose
with fat jokes whichever side you choose
with fat jokes whichever side you choose it makes for an x-rated Xmas and
it makes for an x-rated Xmas and
it makes for an x-rated Xmas and hilarious new year I’ll beat you 10
hilarious new year I’ll beat you 10
hilarious new year I’ll beat you 10 times before the break and rise you’ve
times before the break and rise you’ve
times before the break and rise you’ve done and walk off into the land of my
done and walk off into the land of my
done and walk off into the land of my milk
milk
milk number three Rasputin versus Stalin wipe
number three Rasputin versus Stalin wipe
number three Rasputin versus Stalin wipe it the poetic skills of just two
it the poetic skills of just two
it the poetic skills of just two historic figures together when you can
historic figures together when you can
historic figures together when you can tackle five and take on a whole nation’s
tackle five and take on a whole nation’s
tackle five and take on a whole nation’s history for the season two finale erv
history for the season two finale erv
history for the season two finale erv brings famed witch doctor Rasputin and
brings famed witch doctor Rasputin and
brings famed witch doctor Rasputin and infamous dictator Joseph Stalin to the
infamous dictator Joseph Stalin to the
infamous dictator Joseph Stalin to the mic discuss what you did to your own
mic discuss what you did to your own
mic discuss what you did to your own people yo daddy beat you like a dog and
people yo daddy beat you like a dog and
people yo daddy beat you like a dog and now don’t eat the two trade blows over
now don’t eat the two trade blows over
now don’t eat the two trade blows over each other’s questionable ideals before
each other’s questionable ideals before
each other’s questionable ideals before Lenin shows up in a hellish red glow and
Lenin shows up in a hellish red glow and
Lenin shows up in a hellish red glow and very nearly steals the show
very nearly steals the show
very nearly steals the show Oh neutral but bright do let your heart
Oh neutral but bright do let your heart
Oh neutral but bright do let your heart go dog get stop the greatest revolution
go dog get stop the greatest revolution
go dog get stop the greatest revolution since abarca there follows a crazed
since abarca there follows a crazed
since abarca there follows a crazed appearance by Mikhail Gorbachev before a
appearance by Mikhail Gorbachev before a
appearance by Mikhail Gorbachev before a final and quite fantastic verse by self
final and quite fantastic verse by self
final and quite fantastic verse by self titled president in his prime Vladimir
titled president in his prime Vladimir
titled president in his prime Vladimir Putin ah want to mess with me
Putin ah want to mess with me
Putin ah want to mess with me I Spit hard boys when I’m crossing these
I Spit hard boys when I’m crossing these
I Spit hard boys when I’m crossing these be who whose nonchalance is what wins it
be who whose nonchalance is what wins it
be who whose nonchalance is what wins it for us oh and keep your eyes peeled in
for us oh and keep your eyes peeled in
for us oh and keep your eyes peeled in this one YouTube superstar PewDiePie
this one YouTube superstar PewDiePie
this one YouTube superstar PewDiePie guest stars as the celebrated ballet
guest stars as the celebrated ballet
guest stars as the celebrated ballet dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov it really
dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov it really
dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov it really does have it all I have the ball to that
does have it all I have the ball to that
does have it all I have the ball to that brush become dance player put a nut wall
brush become dance player put a nut wall
brush become dance player put a nut wall like the kool-aid man oh yeah number 2
like the kool-aid man oh yeah number 2
like the kool-aid man oh yeah number 2 Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter hey
Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter hey
Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter hey what do you get when you give a real
what do you get when you give a real
what do you get when you give a real killer and a fictional cannibal the
killer and a fictional cannibal the
killer and a fictional cannibal the chance to chase rhymes a rap that’s so
chance to chase rhymes a rap that’s so
chance to chase rhymes a rap that’s so gory it’s good and so bloody it’s
gory it’s good and so bloody it’s
gory it’s good and so bloody it’s brilliant dr. Lecter proves incredibly
brilliant dr. Lecter proves incredibly
brilliant dr. Lecter proves incredibly difficult to beat during this battle
difficult to beat during this battle
difficult to beat during this battle where he always seems one step ahead of
where he always seems one step ahead of
where he always seems one step ahead of his Victorian foe and
your flesh make you want to shell out
your flesh make you want to shell out some pretty Scotty’s competent piss and
some pretty Scotty’s competent piss and
some pretty Scotty’s competent piss and kitty litter but Jack rips into the
kitty litter but Jack rips into the
kitty litter but Jack rips into the psychoanalysis in verse 2 and reminds
psychoanalysis in verse 2 and reminds
psychoanalysis in verse 2 and reminds Lecter that his crimes are just an
Lecter that his crimes are just an
Lecter that his crimes are just an author’s creation what Jack the Ripper
author’s creation what Jack the Ripper
author’s creation what Jack the Ripper did truly terrorize the city I’m real to
did truly terrorize the city I’m real to
did truly terrorize the city I’m real to find me making vacancies in Brussels
find me making vacancies in Brussels
find me making vacancies in Brussels well you only exist inside the pages up
well you only exist inside the pages up
well you only exist inside the pages up a mill collector remains unimpressed
a mill collector remains unimpressed
a mill collector remains unimpressed though and finishes with a fearsome
though and finishes with a fearsome
though and finishes with a fearsome flourish and a nod to his most famous
flourish and a nod to his most famous
flourish and a nod to his most famous film is it Jack the Lamb that silenced
film is it Jack the Lamb that silenced
film is it Jack the Lamb that silenced or had he ripped up the competition long
or had he ripped up the competition long
or had he ripped up the competition long before that Barney took me back to
before that Barney took me back to
before that Barney took me back to solitary confinement is this dirty that
solitary confinement is this dirty that
solitary confinement is this dirty that lamb has just been silenced Oh
lamb has just been silenced Oh
lamb has just been silenced Oh before we unveil our number-one pick
before we unveil our number-one pick
before we unveil our number-one pick here are some honorable mentions
here are some honorable mentions
here are some honorable mentions we’re Oh show host when I flow cross
we’re Oh show host when I flow cross
we’re Oh show host when I flow cross screams enough blood for through know
screams enough blood for through know
screams enough blood for through know you work behind the scenes the run test
you work behind the scenes the run test
you work behind the scenes the run test coming and you’re both getting cried we
coming and you’re both getting cried we
coming and you’re both getting cried we Came we saw we kicked your ass place
Came we saw we kicked your ass place
Came we saw we kicked your ass place your towels
your towels
your towels gather up patrols in your soldier out
gather up patrols in your soldier out
gather up patrols in your soldier out your ancing your orcs in your logs and
your ancing your orcs in your logs and
your ancing your orcs in your logs and your stains your doors and can’t drain
your stains your doors and can’t drain
your stains your doors and can’t drain you’re in the ring just spent time in
you’re in the ring just spent time in
you’re in the ring just spent time in Alcatraz I’m sure you applied if you
Alcatraz I’m sure you applied if you
Alcatraz I’m sure you applied if you drop this open in Alaska trust your eyes
drop this open in Alaska trust your eyes
drop this open in Alaska trust your eyes and she makeup the brunch I’ll make this
and she makeup the brunch I’ll make this
and she makeup the brunch I’ll make this quick ruining the Pirates faster to
quick ruining the Pirates faster to
quick ruining the Pirates faster to Johnny Depp dick number one Cleopatra
Johnny Depp dick number one Cleopatra
Johnny Depp dick number one Cleopatra versus Marilyn Monroe an Egyptian
versus Marilyn Monroe an Egyptian
versus Marilyn Monroe an Egyptian pharaoh and a silver screen queen
pharaoh and a silver screen queen
pharaoh and a silver screen queen Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe were both
Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe were both
Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe were both idolized in their own way for today’s
idolized in their own way for today’s
idolized in their own way for today’s top battle however we bow down to the
top battle however we bow down to the
top battle however we bow down to the brutality because this one is vicious
[Music]
[Music] Munroe kicks things off with a feminized
Munroe kicks things off with a feminized
Munroe kicks things off with a feminized call for Cleopatra – Sukkot before Cleo
call for Cleopatra – Sukkot before Cleo
call for Cleopatra – Sukkot before Cleo take shots at Monroe’s many sexual
take shots at Monroe’s many sexual
take shots at Monroe’s many sexual conquests just sleep with any ugly Judas
conquests just sleep with any ugly Judas
conquests just sleep with any ugly Judas says he likes it – Joe DiMaggio swing in
says he likes it – Joe DiMaggio swing in
says he likes it – Joe DiMaggio swing in your batter’s box it might have turned
your batter’s box it might have turned
your batter’s box it might have turned into a casual catfight
into a casual catfight
into a casual catfight but then Cleopatra lays down an overdose
but then Cleopatra lays down an overdose
but then Cleopatra lays down an overdose taunt and things get heavy I’m a
taunt and things get heavy I’m a
taunt and things get heavy I’m a descendant of the guy still megami trick
descendant of the guy still megami trick
descendant of the guy still megami trick you’ll know this battling you bounded by
you’ll know this battling you bounded by
you’ll know this battling you bounded by bitch you wait but some like it hot and
bitch you wait but some like it hot and
bitch you wait but some like it hot and Monroe can stand the heat her seven-year
Monroe can stand the heat her seven-year
Monroe can stand the heat her seven-year itch put down is priceless translate
itch put down is priceless translate
itch put down is priceless translate this into bliss
this into bliss
this into bliss you have sandy vagina Pat the seven-year
you have sandy vagina Pat the seven-year
you have sandy vagina Pat the seven-year itch we just can’t call this one but
itch we just can’t call this one but
itch we just can’t call this one but epic Rap Battles doesn’t get any better
epic Rap Battles doesn’t get any better
epic Rap Battles doesn’t get any better than this my face by the Diamonds you
than this my face by the Diamonds you
than this my face by the Diamonds you can’t be me look us home like an
can’t be me look us home like an
can’t be me look us home like an Egyptian that’s it for today’s list
Egyptian that’s it for today’s list
Egyptian that’s it for today’s list which rap battle did we forget I don’t
which rap battle did we forget I don’t
which rap battle did we forget I don’t give a shit but your friends are close
give a shit but your friends are close
give a shit but your friends are close you ripped all those and a slave black
you ripped all those and a slave black
you ripped all those and a slave black bow movies in your mid hemp bro
bow movies in your mid hemp bro
bow movies in your mid hemp bro Thank You Seiko beat me must be having a
Thank You Seiko beat me must be having a
Thank You Seiko beat me must be having a smoke job as always
smoke job as always
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