[Applause] guys I I’m not sure if everybody knows
guys I I’m not sure if everybody knows
guys I I’m not sure if everybody knows me here but my name is sunjai I’ll tell
me here but my name is sunjai I’ll tell
me here but my name is sunjai I’ll tell you very quickly about myself for those
you very quickly about myself for those
you very quickly about myself for those of you who don’t I am just like you guys
of you who don’t I am just like you guys
of you who don’t I am just like you guys I mean – the accent which I acquired
I mean – the accent which I acquired
I mean – the accent which I acquired working in IT but um I grew up in the
working in IT but um I grew up in the
working in IT but um I grew up in the u.s. I had to get an engineering school
u.s. I had to get an engineering school
u.s. I had to get an engineering school I had to attend an engineering school to
I had to attend an engineering school to
I had to attend an engineering school to make the parents happy
make the parents happy
make the parents happy I wanted to make money right after
I wanted to make money right after
I wanted to make money right after college I started working at an IT
college I started working at an IT
college I started working at an IT company and I’ll explain from there okay
company and I’ll explain from there okay
company and I’ll explain from there okay what I want to talk to you about today
what I want to talk to you about today
what I want to talk to you about today is what I call the uncreated creator I
is what I call the uncreated creator I
is what I call the uncreated creator I was working in many IT companies across
was working in many IT companies across
was working in many IT companies across the u.s. as I was doing that I was
the u.s. as I was doing that I was
the u.s. as I was doing that I was really good at what I was doing I was
really good at what I was doing I was
really good at what I was doing I was working in databases and analytics in
working in databases and analytics in
working in databases and analytics in Java I learned all those tools and
Java I learned all those tools and
Java I learned all those tools and techniques I was getting promoted I was
techniques I was getting promoted I was
techniques I was getting promoted I was having fun at work I was the funny guy
having fun at work I was the funny guy
having fun at work I was the funny guy at the office you know people enjoyed me
at the office you know people enjoyed me
at the office you know people enjoyed me I was helping plan events we would
I was helping plan events we would
I was helping plan events we would travel I would flirt with the cute chick
travel I would flirt with the cute chick
travel I would flirt with the cute chick in the corner she would not talk to me
in the corner she would not talk to me
in the corner she would not talk to me then I leave all right and all that
then I leave all right and all that
then I leave all right and all that happened and pretty soon I started to
happened and pretty soon I started to
happened and pretty soon I started to explore the world of comedy I sort of
explore the world of comedy I sort of
explore the world of comedy I sort of had a hunch that this is something I
had a hunch that this is something I
had a hunch that this is something I like to do and I’m not gonna have a talk
like to do and I’m not gonna have a talk
like to do and I’m not gonna have a talk here about why engineering is lame and
here about why engineering is lame and
here about why engineering is lame and you should go do a start-up engineering
you should go do a start-up engineering
you should go do a start-up engineering is great okay but what I do want to talk
is great okay but what I do want to talk
is great okay but what I do want to talk about is a lot of people ask me they
about is a lot of people ask me they
about is a lot of people ask me they always come up I do stand-up comedy now
always come up I do stand-up comedy now
always come up I do stand-up comedy now I make videos on YouTube now it was very
I make videos on YouTube now it was very
I make videos on YouTube now it was very hard to get into that space but they
hard to get into that space but they
hard to get into that space but they always come up to me and they say hey
always come up to me and they say hey
always come up to me and they say hey hey Sanjay um you know it’s so amazing
hey Sanjay um you know it’s so amazing
hey Sanjay um you know it’s so amazing what do you what you do and I go what
what do you what you do and I go what
what do you what you do and I go what are you doing the god she I just Infosys
are you doing the god she I just Infosys
are you doing the god she I just Infosys yeah it’s just that’s it I’m like that’s
yeah it’s just that’s it I’m like that’s
yeah it’s just that’s it I’m like that’s amazing you are way smarter than me
amazing you are way smarter than me
amazing you are way smarter than me buddy like why are you why are you being
buddy like why are you why are you being
buddy like why are you why are you being shy about it and I couldn’t have got to
shy about it and I couldn’t have got to
shy about it and I couldn’t have got to where I’ve got which is you know luckily
where I’ve got which is you know luckily
where I’ve got which is you know luckily you know the the pass has been good to
you know the the pass has been good to
you know the the pass has been good to me I’ve got a lot of hits on the
me I’ve got a lot of hits on the
me I’ve got a lot of hits on the internet you know I’ve been doing
internet you know I’ve been doing
internet you know I’ve been doing stand-up comedy for quite a few years
stand-up comedy for quite a few years
stand-up comedy for quite a few years now but all of this came for what I
now but all of this came for what I
now but all of this came for what I learned here in engineering and working
learned here in engineering and working
learned here in engineering and working as an engineer so everybody asks how do
as an engineer so everybody asks how do
as an engineer so everybody asks how do you write jokes Sanjay how do you kind
you write jokes Sanjay how do you kind
you write jokes Sanjay how do you kind of come up with these things what’s your
of come up with these things what’s your
of come up with these things what’s your strategy what’s your thought process I’m
strategy what’s your thought process I’m
strategy what’s your thought process I’m going to tell you and it’s not what you
going to tell you and it’s not what you
going to tell you and it’s not what you think
think
think people have this vision of movie stars
people have this vision of movie stars
people have this vision of movie stars entertainers writers creators if they go
entertainers writers creators if they go
entertainers writers creators if they go into you know Ladakh and they smoke up
into you know Ladakh and they smoke up
into you know Ladakh and they smoke up and oh yeah man
and oh yeah man
and oh yeah man I’m gonna go write some cool song now
I’m gonna go write some cool song now
I’m gonna go write some cool song now and play the guitar and all that right
and play the guitar and all that right
and play the guitar and all that right that’s not really what it is okay
that’s not really what it is okay
that’s not really what it is okay creativity is hard and you guys don’t
creativity is hard and you guys don’t
creativity is hard and you guys don’t realize it but you have creativity all
realize it but you have creativity all
realize it but you have creativity all around you number one everybody here is
around you number one everybody here is
around you number one everybody here is studying computer programming roughly
studying computer programming roughly
studying computer programming roughly yes yes yes Java and all that stuff yeah
yes yes yes Java and all that stuff yeah
yes yes yes Java and all that stuff yeah okay you guys are creators okay whether
okay you guys are creators okay whether
okay you guys are creators okay whether you like it or not I mean some of you I
you like it or not I mean some of you I
you like it or not I mean some of you I know you just kind of automate you go on
know you just kind of automate you go on
know you just kind of automate you go on Google and you find the answer to your
Google and you find the answer to your
Google and you find the answer to your test right but like you guys are
test right but like you guys are
test right but like you guys are creators think about this they were
creators think about this they were
creators think about this they were talking about porn and think about what
talking about porn and think about what
talking about porn and think about what porn has done for technology okay before
porn has done for technology okay before
porn has done for technology okay before YouTube knew how to stream a video in 10
YouTube knew how to stream a video in 10
YouTube knew how to stream a video in 10 seconds porn we got it figured out we
seconds porn we got it figured out we
seconds porn we got it figured out we already know all right before Flipkart
already know all right before Flipkart
already know all right before Flipkart and Amazon could take your credit card
and Amazon could take your credit card
and Amazon could take your credit card to take a thousand rupees to buy
to take a thousand rupees to buy
to take a thousand rupees to buy something for was like we got it figured
something for was like we got it figured
something for was like we got it figured house we already know how to take your
house we already know how to take your
house we already know how to take your money all right who do you think was
money all right who do you think was
money all right who do you think was doing this right I guarantee you 20
doing this right I guarantee you 20
doing this right I guarantee you 20 years ago in the early 90s there was
years ago in the early 90s there was
years ago in the early 90s there was some you know iit engineer whatever he’s
some you know iit engineer whatever he’s
some you know iit engineer whatever he’s like oh my god I figured out how to
like oh my god I figured out how to
like oh my god I figured out how to accept credit card payments in a secured
accept credit card payments in a secured
accept credit card payments in a secured gateway processor system what are you
gateway processor system what are you
gateway processor system what are you gonna do born tonight
gonna do born tonight
gonna do born tonight that’s what I’m gonna do right and and
that’s what I’m gonna do right and and
that’s what I’m gonna do right and and that’s creative guys that is creativity
that’s creative guys that is creativity
that’s creative guys that is creativity at its finest all of you guys are
at its finest all of you guys are
at its finest all of you guys are creative okay
creative okay
creative okay what’s gonna happen here’s what’s gonna
what’s gonna happen here’s what’s gonna
what’s gonna happen here’s what’s gonna happen to you guys okay I’m gonna tell
happen to you guys okay I’m gonna tell
happen to you guys okay I’m gonna tell you honestly all right
you honestly all right
you honestly all right I’ve sort of painted this picture here
I’ve sort of painted this picture here
I’ve sort of painted this picture here this is gonna be your next five years
this is gonna be your next five years
this is gonna be your next five years all right
all right
all right just so you know this is gonna be you on
just so you know this is gonna be you on
just so you know this is gonna be you on Monday when you get in this will be you
Monday when you get in this will be you
Monday when you get in this will be you on Friday
on Friday
on Friday this would be you during BBMP elections
this would be you during BBMP elections
this would be you during BBMP elections all right aha that’ll be you when they
all right aha that’ll be you when they
all right aha that’ll be you when they announced the elections this will be you
announced the elections this will be you
announced the elections this will be you when you think you’re getting a hike
when you think you’re getting a hike
when you think you’re getting a hike this will be when you find out the truth
this will be when you find out the truth
this will be when you find out the truth this will be you on the first day when
this will be you on the first day when
this will be you on the first day when you’re in training and you’re looking at
you’re in training and you’re looking at
you’re in training and you’re looking at all the other cute girls who are gonna
all the other cute girls who are gonna
all the other cute girls who are gonna move into HR eventually all right and
move into HR eventually all right and
move into HR eventually all right and then this is you on a holiday where
then this is you on a holiday where
then this is you on a holiday where you’re not working this is you and other
you’re not working this is you and other
you’re not working this is you and other people come
people come
people come you when your week is over okay this is
you when your week is over okay this is
you when your week is over okay this is gonna be your life and enjoy it all
gonna be your life and enjoy it all
gonna be your life and enjoy it all right you are gonna learn a ton okay you
right you are gonna learn a ton okay you
right you are gonna learn a ton okay you are gonna get assignments that you have
are gonna get assignments that you have
are gonna get assignments that you have no idea how to do you’re gonna have some
no idea how to do you’re gonna have some
no idea how to do you’re gonna have some Java training some s AP training Oracle
Java training some s AP training Oracle
Java training some s AP training Oracle or something something right and you are
or something something right and you are
or something something right and you are gonna slowly figure it out what do all
gonna slowly figure it out what do all
gonna slowly figure it out what do all of you want right now I know what you
of you want right now I know what you
of you want right now I know what you want okay but if you did if you disagree
want okay but if you did if you disagree
want okay but if you did if you disagree let me know but what do you guys want
let me know but what do you guys want
let me know but what do you guys want you want to start making some money you
you want to start making some money you
you want to start making some money you want to move out of your parents house
want to move out of your parents house
want to move out of your parents house you want to get that first girlfriend or
you want to get that first girlfriend or
you want to get that first girlfriend or that first boyfriend right you want to
that first boyfriend right you want to
that first boyfriend right you want to get that car you know you want to get
get that car you know you want to get
get that car you know you want to get your bullet and like be all cool and all
your bullet and like be all cool and all
your bullet and like be all cool and all that stuff right I love it by the way
that stuff right I love it by the way
that stuff right I love it by the way when you see guys riding a bullets like
when you see guys riding a bullets like
when you see guys riding a bullets like yeah man built for the road what do you
yeah man built for the road what do you
yeah man built for the road what do you do I reckon article yeah okay all right
do I reckon article yeah okay all right
do I reckon article yeah okay all right FK you know that that’s kind of the
FK you know that that’s kind of the
FK you know that that’s kind of the dream we all want right and then you
dream we all want right and then you
dream we all want right and then you want the family the two kids the nice
want the family the two kids the nice
want the family the two kids the nice villa somewhere here somewhere in
villa somewhere here somewhere in
villa somewhere here somewhere in Australia us you know wherever right and
Australia us you know wherever right and
Australia us you know wherever right and you totally deserve that and you’re all
you totally deserve that and you’re all
you totally deserve that and you’re all gonna get it all right but something
gonna get it all right but something
gonna get it all right but something weird is gonna happen to you guys a few
weird is gonna happen to you guys a few
weird is gonna happen to you guys a few years in and I want you to remember
years in and I want you to remember
years in and I want you to remember something you are smarter than most of
something you are smarter than most of
something you are smarter than most of your friends all right if you are in
your friends all right if you are in
your friends all right if you are in this college you’re pretty smart techy
this college you’re pretty smart techy
this college you’re pretty smart techy stuff is hard all right a lot of us like
stuff is hard all right a lot of us like
stuff is hard all right a lot of us like I want to be a programmer because I
I want to be a programmer because I
I want to be a programmer because I played Grand Theft Auto yeah and then
played Grand Theft Auto yeah and then
played Grand Theft Auto yeah and then first day hey here’s a for-loop ah this
first day hey here’s a for-loop ah this
first day hey here’s a for-loop ah this is blame this is so what not I want to
is blame this is so what not I want to
is blame this is so what not I want to blow some guy’s office what is
blow some guy’s office what is
blow some guy’s office what is Dijkstra’s algorithm why do I care all
Dijkstra’s algorithm why do I care all
Dijkstra’s algorithm why do I care all right you’re smarter than most you guys
right you’re smarter than most you guys
right you’re smarter than most you guys can do anything you’re surrounded by
can do anything you’re surrounded by
can do anything you’re surrounded by people who are doing you know are
people who are doing you know are
people who are doing you know are starting up brilliant companies you’re
starting up brilliant companies you’re
starting up brilliant companies you’re surrounded by people who are you know
surrounded by people who are you know
surrounded by people who are you know acting or doing comedy you’re surrounded
acting or doing comedy you’re surrounded
acting or doing comedy you’re surrounded by people who start their own businesses
by people who start their own businesses
by people who start their own businesses you know in Dutra have factories and of
you know in Dutra have factories and of
you know in Dutra have factories and of course are killing it at you know oracle
course are killing it at you know oracle
course are killing it at you know oracle s ap Google whatever right you’re
s ap Google whatever right you’re
s ap Google whatever right you’re smarter than most don’t you forget that
smarter than most don’t you forget that
smarter than most don’t you forget that because I’m gonna take you here this is
because I’m gonna take you here this is
because I’m gonna take you here this is gonna be your life studies software
gonna be your life studies software
gonna be your life studies software Silicon Valley and it’s Johnny Hong all
Silicon Valley and it’s Johnny Hong all
Silicon Valley and it’s Johnny Hong all right this is gonna be for things of you
right this is gonna be for things of you
right this is gonna be for things of you alright and as you’re going through this
alright and as you’re going through this
alright and as you’re going through this remember you are smarter than most okay
remember you are smarter than most okay
remember you are smarter than most okay because there are gonna be various
because there are gonna be various
because there are gonna be various groups of you to come out I guarantee
groups of you to come out I guarantee
groups of you to come out I guarantee how many do we have here about a hundred
how many do we have here about a hundred
how many do we have here about a hundred right we got about a hundred people here
right we got about a hundred people here
right we got about a hundred people here about thirty of you in ten years will be
about thirty of you in ten years will be
about thirty of you in ten years will be working
working
working as managers our senior managers at some
as managers our senior managers at some
as managers our senior managers at some IBM infeed Google Wipro whatever right
IBM infeed Google Wipro whatever right
IBM infeed Google Wipro whatever right okay that’ll be a good chunk of you okay
okay that’ll be a good chunk of you okay
okay that’ll be a good chunk of you okay about ten of you well I’m gonna work for
about ten of you well I’m gonna work for
about ten of you well I’m gonna work for dad’s business it’s gonna happen all
dad’s business it’s gonna happen all
dad’s business it’s gonna happen all right
right
right maybe fifteen twenty of you will get
maybe fifteen twenty of you will get
maybe fifteen twenty of you will get married the rest of you especially the
married the rest of you especially the
married the rest of you especially the guys with the DSLR cameras especially
guys with the DSLR cameras especially
guys with the DSLR cameras especially you guys are gonna open up a Facebook
you guys are gonna open up a Facebook
you guys are gonna open up a Facebook page and make money on all of their
page and make money on all of their
page and make money on all of their weddings all right and that’s all you’re
weddings all right and that’s all you’re
weddings all right and that’s all you’re ever gonna do all right all of you are
ever gonna do all right all of you are
ever gonna do all right all of you are gonna go down these different paths all
gonna go down these different paths all
gonna go down these different paths all right but remember you’re smarter than
right but remember you’re smarter than
right but remember you’re smarter than most okay you guys are smarter than the
most okay you guys are smarter than the
most okay you guys are smarter than the photographer right now who is just
photographer right now who is just
photographer right now who is just chilling in Ladakh all right you’re
chilling in Ladakh all right you’re
chilling in Ladakh all right you’re smarter than that guy you know why cuz
smarter than that guy you know why cuz
smarter than that guy you know why cuz you can do what he does and you have
you can do what he does and you have
you can do what he does and you have this skill that you can do as well all
this skill that you can do as well all
this skill that you can do as well all right so as you go through these
right so as you go through these
right so as you go through these milestones don’t forget that all right
milestones don’t forget that all right
milestones don’t forget that all right because here’s the thing
because here’s the thing
because here’s the thing in IT I was working in IT for eight
in IT I was working in IT for eight
in IT I was working in IT for eight years everybody loses their ability to
years everybody loses their ability to
years everybody loses their ability to be creative but they don’t realize they
be creative but they don’t realize they
be creative but they don’t realize they are creative every day they think
are creative every day they think
are creative every day they think creativity is just a thing for artists
creativity is just a thing for artists
creativity is just a thing for artists for painters for singers for comedians
for painters for singers for comedians
for painters for singers for comedians for movie stars
for movie stars
for movie stars it’s BS all right when you are working
it’s BS all right when you are working
it’s BS all right when you are working in your first does anybody here already
in your first does anybody here already
in your first does anybody here already working do we have any alumni here yeah
working do we have any alumni here yeah
working do we have any alumni here yeah where do you work so you work at Intel
where do you work so you work at Intel
where do you work so you work at Intel okay nice in the hardware yeah okay
okay nice in the hardware yeah okay
okay nice in the hardware yeah okay that’s good
that’s good
that’s good when you are working like at one guy
when you are working like at one guy
when you are working like at one guy nevermind alright and for that when you
nevermind alright and for that when you
nevermind alright and for that when you are working there will be innovation and
are working there will be innovation and
are working there will be innovation and creativity all around you
creativity all around you
creativity all around you your boss will will tell you hey hey we
your boss will will tell you hey hey we
your boss will will tell you hey hey we have this new project it’s in it’s in
have this new project it’s in it’s in
have this new project it’s in it’s in Singapore do you know Java yeah yeah I
Singapore do you know Java yeah yeah I
Singapore do you know Java yeah yeah I know Java okay also we need to know C++
know Java okay also we need to know C++
know Java okay also we need to know C++ and Python expert do you know it you can
and Python expert do you know it you can
and Python expert do you know it you can go to Singapore yeah yeah I know it of
go to Singapore yeah yeah I know it of
go to Singapore yeah yeah I know it of course of course right and you are gonna
course of course right and you are gonna
course of course right and you are gonna realize you don’t know anything and you
realize you don’t know anything and you
realize you don’t know anything and you urgh isn’t that creativity right that is
urgh isn’t that creativity right that is
urgh isn’t that creativity right that is creativity I can tell you honestly I
creativity I can tell you honestly I
creativity I can tell you honestly I have been on multiple projects where I
have been on multiple projects where I
have been on multiple projects where I have traveled the world for a company
have traveled the world for a company
have traveled the world for a company like Intel but don’t tell them all right
like Intel but don’t tell them all right
like Intel but don’t tell them all right in don’t tell but uh I have done this
in don’t tell but uh I have done this
in don’t tell but uh I have done this sort of stuff and I have gone to
sort of stuff and I have gone to
sort of stuff and I have gone to projects lied my way
projects lied my way
projects lied my way and done well because I was creative I
and done well because I was creative I
and done well because I was creative I realize in the evening I can Google I
realize in the evening I can Google I
realize in the evening I can Google I can figure it out I can learn I can get
can figure it out I can learn I can get
can figure it out I can learn I can get sample code which everybody does right
sample code which everybody does right
sample code which everybody does right all your teacher is know by the way when
all your teacher is know by the way when
all your teacher is know by the way when they give you an assignment you are just
they give you an assignment you are just
they give you an assignment you are just googling for the answer all right they
googling for the answer all right they
googling for the answer all right they they that you think you’re like being
they that you think you’re like being
they that you think you’re like being all cool writing it from scratch you
all cool writing it from scratch you
all cool writing it from scratch you guys turn in the same thing with like
guys turn in the same thing with like
guys turn in the same thing with like one variable changed all right we
one variable changed all right we
one variable changed all right we understand all right here’s a quote I
understand all right here’s a quote I
understand all right here’s a quote I wanted to take a break from when adults
wanted to take a break from when adults
wanted to take a break from when adults you can already see it but when I bel
you can already see it but when I bel
you can already see it but when I bel sass children what they want to be when
sass children what they want to be when
sass children what they want to be when they grew up they’re just looking for
they grew up they’re just looking for
they grew up they’re just looking for ideas themselves all right most 40 50
ideas themselves all right most 40 50
ideas themselves all right most 40 50 year olds don’t even know what they want
year olds don’t even know what they want
year olds don’t even know what they want to do okay I want when I get to that age
to do okay I want when I get to that age
to do okay I want when I get to that age I’m probably gonna be in the same boat
I’m probably gonna be in the same boat
I’m probably gonna be in the same boat all right
all right
all right and it’s completely normal so you have
and it’s completely normal so you have
and it’s completely normal so you have creativity all around you okay
creativity all around you okay
creativity all around you okay you make an excuse to your boss that is
you make an excuse to your boss that is
you make an excuse to your boss that is creativity okay you google for something
creativity okay you google for something
creativity okay you google for something that is creativity as you guys start
that is creativity as you guys start
that is creativity as you guys start working you’ll see this creativity cuz
working you’ll see this creativity cuz
working you’ll see this creativity cuz you’ll get into your first day at Wipro
you’ll get into your first day at Wipro
you’ll get into your first day at Wipro or new sigma or music my heard somebody
or new sigma or music my heard somebody
or new sigma or music my heard somebody say and you’re gonna see the guy in the
say and you’re gonna see the guy in the
say and you’re gonna see the guy in the office hey guys we have a bollywood
office hey guys we have a bollywood
office hey guys we have a bollywood dance next week come on let’s go
dance next week come on let’s go
dance next week come on let’s go practice for 15 hours in the parking
practice for 15 hours in the parking
practice for 15 hours in the parking garage all right let’s do this is gonna
garage all right let’s do this is gonna
garage all right let’s do this is gonna be so exciting about ya why would I want
be so exciting about ya why would I want
be so exciting about ya why would I want to do anything else let’s do that right
to do anything else let’s do that right
to do anything else let’s do that right and you’ll start to realize in your
and you’ll start to realize in your
and you’ll start to realize in your company this guy should go be a dancer
company this guy should go be a dancer
company this guy should go be a dancer you know this girl who is singing this
you know this girl who is singing this
you know this girl who is singing this beautiful Bollywood song and like
beautiful Bollywood song and like
beautiful Bollywood song and like getting so excited at the one event at
getting so excited at the one event at
getting so excited at the one event at leela palace she should be a singer
leela palace she should be a singer
leela palace she should be a singer right people have these skills that they
right people have these skills that they
right people have these skills that they should explore these you will see a guy
should explore these you will see a guy
should explore these you will see a guy who is so good at java so good at
who is so good at java so good at
who is so good at java so good at programming but he is terrible when he
programming but he is terrible when he
programming but he is terrible when he has to present to a client who has come
has to present to a client who has come
has to present to a client who has come from intel or you know from microsoft
from intel or you know from microsoft
from intel or you know from microsoft and he should just be a hardcore
and he should just be a hardcore
and he should just be a hardcore developer right you guys are gonna see
developer right you guys are gonna see
developer right you guys are gonna see i’m sure you already see it how many of
i’m sure you already see it how many of
i’m sure you already see it how many of you clap if you agree have people you
you clap if you agree have people you
you clap if you agree have people you know in this room who should not be here
know in this room who should not be here
know in this room who should not be here all right the alumni hey what the hell
all right the alumni hey what the hell
all right the alumni hey what the hell are you talking about
are you talking about
are you talking about we need their money stake right yeah no
we need their money stake right yeah no
we need their money stake right yeah no I’m saying like you guys have other
I’m saying like you guys have other
I’m saying like you guys have other things and and how many of you know a
things and and how many of you know a
things and and how many of you know a ton of people who aren’t here but should
ton of people who aren’t here but should
ton of people who aren’t here but should be in here exactly right
be in here exactly right
be in here exactly right we’re surrounded by people who aren’t in
we’re surrounded by people who aren’t in
we’re surrounded by people who aren’t in the right professions because they have
the right professions because they have
the right professions because they have no idea how to get creative about what
no idea how to get creative about what
no idea how to get creative about what they want to do guys I forgot what the
they want to do guys I forgot what the
they want to do guys I forgot what the tinder thing was
tinder thing was
tinder thing was I just wanted to say tinder so so I just
I just wanted to say tinder so so I just
I just wanted to say tinder so so I just had a reason for that even the guy who
had a reason for that even the guy who
had a reason for that even the guy who made tinder okay hey he could have
made tinder okay hey he could have
made tinder okay hey he could have worked he could have done some java
worked he could have done some java
worked he could have done some java thing and interfere whatever but he said
thing and interfere whatever but he said
thing and interfere whatever but he said I’m gonna apply that knowledge to what
I’m gonna apply that knowledge to what
I’m gonna apply that knowledge to what I’m doing here
I’m doing here
I’m doing here now to the meat of what I want to talk
now to the meat of what I want to talk
now to the meat of what I want to talk about how do you actually be creative
about how do you actually be creative
about how do you actually be creative people always ask me how do you come up
people always ask me how do you come up
people always ask me how do you come up with your jokes how do you come up with
with your jokes how do you come up with
with your jokes how do you come up with an idea for a video how do you be funny
an idea for a video how do you be funny
an idea for a video how do you be funny impromptu if somebody says something
impromptu if somebody says something
impromptu if somebody says something mean to you how do you give a comeback
mean to you how do you give a comeback
mean to you how do you give a comeback okay number one all right
okay number one all right
okay number one all right I write everything down and I encourage
I write everything down and I encourage
I write everything down and I encourage you to as well in your daily life all
you to as well in your daily life all
you to as well in your daily life all right take a notepad take a paper a
right take a notepad take a paper a
right take a notepad take a paper a bunch of you guys have conversations
bunch of you guys have conversations
bunch of you guys have conversations with each other over a cigarette or
with each other over a cigarette or
with each other over a cigarette or while you’re having lunch or whatever
while you’re having lunch or whatever
while you’re having lunch or whatever you’re doing right oh you know what we
you’re doing right oh you know what we
you’re doing right oh you know what we should do we should do this idea oh we
should do we should do this idea oh we
should do we should do this idea oh we should make a start-up to compete with
should make a start-up to compete with
should make a start-up to compete with Ola oh you know my friend has a friend
Ola oh you know my friend has a friend
Ola oh you know my friend has a friend who can get you in at Google yada yada
who can get you in at Google yada yada
who can get you in at Google yada yada yada yada yada and these are just
yada yada yada and these are just
yada yada yada and these are just thoughts that fly out into the cloud and
thoughts that fly out into the cloud and
thoughts that fly out into the cloud and then nobody ever collects them back okay
then nobody ever collects them back okay
then nobody ever collects them back okay write stuff down no matter what I write
write stuff down no matter what I write
write stuff down no matter what I write everything down okay no matter what it
everything down okay no matter what it
everything down okay no matter what it is we were at I was at I’m gonna forward
is we were at I was at I’m gonna forward
is we were at I was at I’m gonna forward a bit I want to tell a story we were at
a bit I want to tell a story we were at
a bit I want to tell a story we were at this place I went to SP Rowan has
this place I went to SP Rowan has
this place I went to SP Rowan has anybody been there SP Road yes everybody
anybody been there SP Road yes everybody
anybody been there SP Road yes everybody has been there right that place this is
has been there right that place this is
has been there right that place this is a true story that place is like Bangkok
a true story that place is like Bangkok
a true story that place is like Bangkok for computers alright and I’ll tell you
for computers alright and I’ll tell you
for computers alright and I’ll tell you what I mean okay I’ll tell you what I
what I mean okay I’ll tell you what I
what I mean okay I’ll tell you what I mean if you don’t know SP Road if you
mean if you don’t know SP Road if you
mean if you don’t know SP Road if you don’t know SP Road it’s where you can
don’t know SP Road it’s where you can
don’t know SP Road it’s where you can get anything done to a computer right
get anything done to a computer right
get anything done to a computer right but it’s just like Thailand except the
but it’s just like Thailand except the
but it’s just like Thailand except the computer is yourself alright so I found
computer is yourself alright so I found
computer is yourself alright so I found it so funny because I was walking I was
it so funny because I was walking I was
it so funny because I was walking I was telling this Rasha the organizer I was
telling this Rasha the organizer I was
telling this Rasha the organizer I was saying I was walking and in Thailand
saying I was walking and in Thailand
saying I was walking and in Thailand what did they say hey hey bus over here
what did they say hey hey bus over here
what did they say hey hey bus over here bus you want something to smoke you want
bus you want something to smoke you want
bus you want something to smoke you want a girlfriend you want something huh huh
a girlfriend you want something huh huh
a girlfriend you want something huh huh all right but an SP Road some shady got
all right but an SP Road some shady got
all right but an SP Road some shady got hushed up you say hey boss change laptop
hushed up you say hey boss change laptop
hushed up you say hey boss change laptop service
service
service you want a laptop surface I was like
you want a laptop surface I was like
you want a laptop surface I was like sigh I don’t know do I
sigh I don’t know do I
sigh I don’t know do I yeah do I want my laptop fixed right now
yeah do I want my laptop fixed right now
yeah do I want my laptop fixed right now I was like it’s a Macintosh like that’s
I was like it’s a Macintosh like that’s
I was like it’s a Macintosh like that’s what I’m talking about
what I’m talking about
what I’m talking about oh wow all right this happened yesterday
oh wow all right this happened yesterday
oh wow all right this happened yesterday you guys alright this happened yesterday
you guys alright this happened yesterday
you guys alright this happened yesterday and I’m are and as a comedian it’s so
and I’m are and as a comedian it’s so
and I’m are and as a comedian it’s so hard to say something that you actually
hard to say something that you actually
hard to say something that you actually know will get a laugh but right when it
know will get a laugh but right when it
know will get a laugh but right when it happened
happened
happened I immediately giggled to myself and
I immediately giggled to myself and
I immediately giggled to myself and earlier in life I would have told a
earlier in life I would have told a
earlier in life I would have told a friend that night I would have got drunk
friend that night I would have got drunk
friend that night I would have got drunk I would have forgot about it right as it
I would have forgot about it right as it
I would have forgot about it right as it happened I take out my bag to start
happened I take out my bag to start
happened I take out my bag to start writing on a notepad this kind of saying
writing on a notepad this kind of saying
writing on a notepad this kind of saying laptop service he is he is looking over
laptop service he is he is looking over
laptop service he is he is looking over my shoulder it’s like huh laptop service
my shoulder it’s like huh laptop service
my shoulder it’s like huh laptop service yeah that’s good right and I just start
yeah that’s good right and I just start
yeah that’s good right and I just start writing it down that’s what it is to be
writing it down that’s what it is to be
writing it down that’s what it is to be creative all right when you go to the
creative all right when you go to the
creative all right when you go to the canteen with one of your office guys and
canteen with one of your office guys and
canteen with one of your office guys and he gives you a suggestion about how to
he gives you a suggestion about how to
he gives you a suggestion about how to implement that algorithm or how to do
implement that algorithm or how to do
implement that algorithm or how to do something write it down
something write it down
something write it down all right the second thing I want to say
all right the second thing I want to say
all right the second thing I want to say is live your life okay I know this is
is live your life okay I know this is
is live your life okay I know this is very generic very or you know very
very generic very or you know very
very generic very or you know very typical advice but nobody does it all of
typical advice but nobody does it all of
typical advice but nobody does it all of us we spend our time on Facebook we
us we spend our time on Facebook we
us we spend our time on Facebook we spend our time on Twitter on tinder
spend our time on Twitter on tinder
spend our time on Twitter on tinder nobody actually bothers living their
nobody actually bothers living their
nobody actually bothers living their life anymore and what I mean by that is
life anymore and what I mean by that is
life anymore and what I mean by that is you know do the dishes you know clean
you know do the dishes you know clean
you know do the dishes you know clean your bedroom you know call your mom just
your bedroom you know call your mom just
your bedroom you know call your mom just to say hello
to say hello
to say hello do those typical mundane things because
do those typical mundane things because
do those typical mundane things because when you actually start to live your
when you actually start to live your
when you actually start to live your life you understand how to be creative
life you understand how to be creative
life you understand how to be creative okay when I was when I was at at one of
okay when I was when I was at at one of
okay when I was when I was at at one of my IT companies right I would always
my IT companies right I would always
my IT companies right I would always actually how am I gonna finish this how
actually how am I gonna finish this how
actually how am I gonna finish this how am I gonna finish this in in four hours
am I gonna finish this in in four hours
am I gonna finish this in in four hours he’s giving me this thing right and
he’s giving me this thing right and
he’s giving me this thing right and surprisingly I would then I would go
surprisingly I would then I would go
surprisingly I would then I would go have lunch I would get a clear head I
have lunch I would get a clear head I
have lunch I would get a clear head I would talk to a co-worker how are you
would talk to a co-worker how are you
would talk to a co-worker how are you doing yada yada I’d come back with a
doing yada yada I’d come back with a
doing yada yada I’d come back with a fresh head my mind is opened up and for
fresh head my mind is opened up and for
fresh head my mind is opened up and for some reason whatever reason I could
some reason whatever reason I could
some reason whatever reason I could tackle the problem right or I would get
tackle the problem right or I would get
tackle the problem right or I would get somebody smarter to do it for me
somebody smarter to do it for me
somebody smarter to do it for me whatever right but but I would figure it
whatever right but but I would figure it
whatever right but but I would figure it out okay I want to tell you something
out okay I want to tell you something
out okay I want to tell you something about two people that I know pretty well
about two people that I know pretty well
about two people that I know pretty well this guy is Sandeep anybody heard of him
this guy is Sandeep anybody heard of him
this guy is Sandeep anybody heard of him or know him a few people he’s a comedian
or know him a few people he’s a comedian
or know him a few people he’s a comedian friend of mine five years ago we were
friend of mine five years ago we were
friend of mine five years ago we were in IT companies all right I was at a
in IT companies all right I was at a
in IT companies all right I was at a fairly popular IT company he was at a
fairly popular IT company he was at a
fairly popular IT company he was at a place called the duty technologies
place called the duty technologies
place called the duty technologies anybody heard of them
anybody heard of them
anybody heard of them no yeah who cares about them yes so he
no yeah who cares about them yes so he
no yeah who cares about them yes so he was there
was there
was there this guy is blind you can’t tell he’s
this guy is blind you can’t tell he’s
this guy is blind you can’t tell he’s blind
blind
blind fully blind they are like 90% blind he
fully blind they are like 90% blind he
fully blind they are like 90% blind he was working in a night he already made
was working in a night he already made
was working in a night he already made it to an IT company he’s earning a good
it to an IT company he’s earning a good
it to an IT company he’s earning a good salary he’s working at an IT company
salary he’s working at an IT company
salary he’s working at an IT company he’s doing some sort of basic coding or
he’s doing some sort of basic coding or
he’s doing some sort of basic coding or some copywriting stuff using a screen
some copywriting stuff using a screen
some copywriting stuff using a screen reader all right
reader all right
reader all right he didn’t make excuses he got creative
he didn’t make excuses he got creative
he didn’t make excuses he got creative okay I don’t know how to learn Java and
okay I don’t know how to learn Java and
okay I don’t know how to learn Java and I don’t have the ability to Google and
I don’t have the ability to Google and
I don’t have the ability to Google and get a bunch of sample code and learn the
get a bunch of sample code and learn the
get a bunch of sample code and learn the easy way
easy way
easy way I’ll just get a screen reader an e-book
I’ll just get a screen reader an e-book
I’ll just get a screen reader an e-book on Amazon and read the boring 800 page
on Amazon and read the boring 800 page
on Amazon and read the boring 800 page Java manual it’s something like that
Java manual it’s something like that
Java manual it’s something like that flash-forward a year later he meets me
flash-forward a year later he meets me
flash-forward a year later he meets me he starts screw that I want to start
he starts screw that I want to start
he starts screw that I want to start doing comedy now as well all right if a
doing comedy now as well all right if a
doing comedy now as well all right if a blind guy can be an engineer get
blind guy can be an engineer get
blind guy can be an engineer get creative about doing well in engineering
creative about doing well in engineering
creative about doing well in engineering and do comedy all of us can write we
and do comedy all of us can write we
and do comedy all of us can write we don’t have any excuses right thanks yeah
don’t have any excuses right thanks yeah
don’t have any excuses right thanks yeah he’s not me but all right thank you guys
he’s not me but all right thank you guys
he’s not me but all right thank you guys yeah he’s he’s a good friend this is
yeah he’s he’s a good friend this is
yeah he’s he’s a good friend this is another lid you guys know her she was in
another lid you guys know her she was in
another lid you guys know her she was in that auntie video we did yeah yes she
that auntie video we did yeah yes she
that auntie video we did yeah yes she she liked her day job is like running
she liked her day job is like running
she liked her day job is like running around and checking on restaurants to
around and checking on restaurants to
around and checking on restaurants to make sure they have the right license
make sure they have the right license
make sure they have the right license certificate okay it’s a basic day job
certificate okay it’s a basic day job
certificate okay it’s a basic day job you know it’s I mean it’s a good thing
you know it’s I mean it’s a good thing
you know it’s I mean it’s a good thing that she does she went to a good school
that she does she went to a good school
that she does she went to a good school she’s smart but like in your eyes for
she’s smart but like in your eyes for
she’s smart but like in your eyes for example oh we’re engineers she has you
example oh we’re engineers she has you
example oh we’re engineers she has you know some other sort of office clerical
know some other sort of office clerical
know some other sort of office clerical job but again she is very creative all
job but again she is very creative all
job but again she is very creative all right she’s a business analyst of that
right she’s a business analyst of that
right she’s a business analyst of that company and she also these are just two
company and she also these are just two
company and she also these are just two people who are basically almost your age
people who are basically almost your age
people who are basically almost your age maybe a few years older who are doing
maybe a few years older who are doing
maybe a few years older who are doing things just as well as you they are also
things just as well as you they are also
things just as well as you they are also working at the same companies they have
working at the same companies they have
working at the same companies they have climbed the same milestones but they are
climbed the same milestones but they are
climbed the same milestones but they are doing other things my advice to you and
doing other things my advice to you and
doing other things my advice to you and I apologize if I if I rambled a bit but
I apologize if I if I rambled a bit but
I apologize if I if I rambled a bit but be creative in everything you do every
be creative in everything you do every
be creative in everything you do every day tomorrow today you’re gonna go home
day tomorrow today you’re gonna go home
day tomorrow today you’re gonna go home you’re gonna talk to your mom you’re
you’re gonna talk to your mom you’re
you’re gonna talk to your mom you’re gonna have some project you’re gonna
gonna have some project you’re gonna
gonna have some project you’re gonna have some group work find ways to do
have some group work find ways to do
have some group work find ways to do them differently
them differently
them differently find ways to innovate you know fine way
find ways to innovate you know fine way
find ways to innovate you know fine way is like okay if everybody is doing the
is like okay if everybody is doing the
is like okay if everybody is doing the assignment like this can I do a little
assignment like this can I do a little
assignment like this can I do a little bit different also remember I talked
bit different also remember I talked
bit different also remember I talked about this once before in the talk you
about this once before in the talk you
about this once before in the talk you always have time
always have time
always have time matter what okay all of you think that
matter what okay all of you think that
matter what okay all of you think that you’re busy all of you your parents call
you’re busy all of you your parents call
you’re busy all of you your parents call you do not know mom I’ve got to do this
you do not know mom I’ve got to do this
you do not know mom I’ve got to do this thing that is taking me ten minutes but
thing that is taking me ten minutes but
thing that is taking me ten minutes but I’m going to tell you it took a day
I’m going to tell you it took a day
I’m going to tell you it took a day because I don’t want to talk to you
because I don’t want to talk to you
because I don’t want to talk to you right now all right all of you act and
right now all right all of you act and
right now all right all of you act and when you get to work you’re all gonna
when you get to work you’re all gonna
when you get to work you’re all gonna stress you know your boyfriend is gonna
stress you know your boyfriend is gonna
stress you know your boyfriend is gonna call you hey can you talk I’ve got this
call you hey can you talk I’ve got this
call you hey can you talk I’ve got this big project leave me alone you know and
big project leave me alone you know and
big project leave me alone you know and really it’s not that bad right all of us
really it’s not that bad right all of us
really it’s not that bad right all of us have time every day to do stuff so
have time every day to do stuff so
have time every day to do stuff so whatever you want to do I’d say pick up
whatever you want to do I’d say pick up
whatever you want to do I’d say pick up a hobby get those things going on the
a hobby get those things going on the
a hobby get those things going on the side for yourself as well and like I’m
side for yourself as well and like I’m
side for yourself as well and like I’m not I want you to one thing I want to
not I want you to one thing I want to
not I want you to one thing I want to take away from this talk is engineering
take away from this talk is engineering
take away from this talk is engineering is fantastic it’s great you guys are
is fantastic it’s great you guys are
is fantastic it’s great you guys are gonna make so much money I’m kind of
gonna make so much money I’m kind of
gonna make so much money I’m kind of jealous all right you have great careers
jealous all right you have great careers
jealous all right you have great careers ahead of you but don’t lose that ability
ahead of you but don’t lose that ability
ahead of you but don’t lose that ability to be creative because not only will it
to be creative because not only will it
to be creative because not only will it excel you and your hobbies and your
excel you and your hobbies and your
excel you and your hobbies and your personal little side things it’ll really
personal little side things it’ll really
personal little side things it’ll really really excel you in your professional
really excel you in your professional
really excel you in your professional job if you can be creative I was one of
job if you can be creative I was one of
job if you can be creative I was one of the youngest managers consultants
the youngest managers consultants
the youngest managers consultants assistant managers in my company okay
assistant managers in my company okay
assistant managers in my company okay and admittedly I might have worked 80%
and admittedly I might have worked 80%
and admittedly I might have worked 80% as hard as some of those guys all right
as hard as some of those guys all right
as hard as some of those guys all right B not because you know they’re Dumber or
B not because you know they’re Dumber or
B not because you know they’re Dumber or I’m smarter just I was a bit more
I’m smarter just I was a bit more
I’m smarter just I was a bit more creative about how to get things done
creative about how to get things done
creative about how to get things done okay and we tend to overanalyze
okay and we tend to overanalyze
okay and we tend to overanalyze especially in India we trying to we
especially in India we trying to we
especially in India we trying to we stress a lot about very simple things
stress a lot about very simple things
stress a lot about very simple things just remember at the end of the day it’s
just remember at the end of the day it’s
just remember at the end of the day it’s just for loops guys you can figure it
just for loops guys you can figure it
just for loops guys you can figure it out all right it’s all right you’ll get
out all right it’s all right you’ll get
out all right it’s all right you’ll get it so be creative last thing I’ll say I
it so be creative last thing I’ll say I
it so be creative last thing I’ll say I want to tell you here I want you to read
want to tell you here I want you to read
want to tell you here I want you to read this quote this is a log this is a from
this quote this is a log this is a from
this quote this is a log this is a from a book that I had it’s called you need
a book that I had it’s called you need
a book that I had it’s called you need it’s called steal like an artist I think
it’s called steal like an artist I think
it’s called steal like an artist I think is the book but this is about being
is the book but this is about being
is the book but this is about being creative so you need to find a way to
creative so you need to find a way to
creative so you need to find a way to bring your body into your work your
bring your body into your work your
bring your body into your work your nerves are in a one way street just like
nerves are in a one way street just like
nerves are in a one way street just like you tell your hand to move your hand you
you tell your hand to move your hand you
you tell your hand to move your hand you can tell your brain what to think all
can tell your brain what to think all
can tell your brain what to think all right so if you’re struggling at a
right so if you’re struggling at a
right so if you’re struggling at a problem at your job at your company
problem at your job at your company
problem at your job at your company start to move around go to the gym do
start to move around go to the gym do
start to move around go to the gym do that sort of stuff and you’ll find a lot
that sort of stuff and you’ll find a lot
that sort of stuff and you’ll find a lot of good things will happen for you I
of good things will happen for you I
of good things will happen for you I know this has been serious but thank you
know this has been serious but thank you
know this has been serious but thank you guys very much
guys very much
guys very much yeah I’ve been signed you appreciate it
yeah I’ve been signed you appreciate it
yeah I’ve been signed you appreciate it [Applause]
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