I’m Karen or Karen’s doing magic and I’d like to remain this is my seventh dead
like to remain this is my seventh dead
like to remain this is my seventh dead so I’d like to remind all of you that
so I’d like to remind all of you that
so I’d like to remind all of you that you’re in very safe hands I’ve been
you’re in very safe hands I’ve been
you’re in very safe hands I’ve been doing magic now for money in sex Oh
doing magic now for money in sex Oh
doing magic now for money in sex Oh generally but if had to be very very
generally but if had to be very very
generally but if had to be very very honest what I have to talk to you about
honest what I have to talk to you about
honest what I have to talk to you about today is my life story and my life story
today is my life story and my life story
today is my life story and my life story for me begins with my first memory I
for me begins with my first memory I
for me begins with my first memory I don’t remember anything of my life till
don’t remember anything of my life till
don’t remember anything of my life till before I was three years old which I
before I was three years old which I
before I was three years old which I think is the true for all of you I was
think is the true for all of you I was
think is the true for all of you I was born in Bombay my family moved to Delhi
born in Bombay my family moved to Delhi
born in Bombay my family moved to Delhi when I was three I haven’t had a brother
when I was three I haven’t had a brother
when I was three I haven’t had a brother he used to go to school I was three so I
he used to go to school I was three so I
he used to go to school I was three so I didn’t really have long school hours I
didn’t really have long school hours I
didn’t really have long school hours I just had no sleep rep so my school was
just had no sleep rep so my school was
just had no sleep rep so my school was over by 8 o clock 11:30 so I used to
over by 8 o clock 11:30 so I used to
over by 8 o clock 11:30 so I used to spend the day with my grandparents my
spend the day with my grandparents my
spend the day with my grandparents my bother and my body and my grandfather
bother and my body and my grandfather
bother and my body and my grandfather staying a particular thing to me is my
staying a particular thing to me is my
staying a particular thing to me is my first memory and I literally based my
first memory and I literally based my
first memory and I literally based my entire life on that he comes from
entire life on that he comes from
entire life on that he comes from Pakistan I’m sick so he had a mixture of
Pakistan I’m sick so he had a mixture of
Pakistan I’m sick so he had a mixture of ortho and Punjabi that he spoken I was
ortho and Punjabi that he spoken I was
ortho and Punjabi that he spoken I was three years old my grandfather looked at
three years old my grandfather looked at
three years old my grandfather looked at me and he said put her zindagi mein
me and he said put her zindagi mein
me and he said put her zindagi mein kampf Kuro so a Socceroo he come Co Co
kampf Kuro so a Socceroo he come Co Co
kampf Kuro so a Socceroo he come Co Co Co Co Domino secure if you do something
Co Co Domino secure if you do something
Co Co Domino secure if you do something do it so well that the work is happy
do it so well that the work is happy
do it so well that the work is happy that you did it and that’s what I have
that you did it and that’s what I have
that you did it and that’s what I have based my life on that’s everything that
based my life on that’s everything that
based my life on that’s everything that I’ve done throughout my life I started
I’ve done throughout my life I started
I’ve done throughout my life I started doing magic and I realized that I can
doing magic and I realized that I can
doing magic and I realized that I can follow that coat as much as I want I can
follow that coat as much as I want I can
follow that coat as much as I want I can follow his ideologies as much as I want
follow his ideologies as much as I want
follow his ideologies as much as I want but there is a side to me which is a
but there is a side to me which is a
but there is a side to me which is a side to every human being personality
side to every human being personality
side to every human being personality traits those will come in no matter how
traits those will come in no matter how
traits those will come in no matter how hard you try one of the personality
hard you try one of the personality
hard you try one of the personality traits I have is that I love attention
traits I have is that I love attention
traits I have is that I love attention I’m an attention-seeking self-obsessed
I’m an attention-seeking self-obsessed
I’m an attention-seeking self-obsessed self-enroll snob and I love it genuinely
self-enroll snob and I love it genuinely
self-enroll snob and I love it genuinely I love it when I get attention I love it
I love it when I get attention I love it
I love it when I get attention I love it if I’m walking on the street and
if I’m walking on the street and
if I’m walking on the street and somebody recognizes me I love it from
somebody recognizes me I love it from
somebody recognizes me I love it from every now and then if somebody wants a
every now and then if somebody wants a
every now and then if somebody wants a picture I worked very hard for the last
picture I worked very hard for the last
picture I worked very hard for the last six seven years I worked about 17 18
six seven years I worked about 17 18
six seven years I worked about 17 18 hours every day and I love the fact when
hours every day and I love the fact when
hours every day and I love the fact when I get that attention but that’s true for
I get that attention but that’s true for
I get that attention but that’s true for all of you as well all of you here love
all of you as well all of you here love
all of you as well all of you here love the attention maybe you don’t like being
the attention maybe you don’t like being
the attention maybe you don’t like being in the spotlight
in the spotlight
in the spotlight but you love some sort of attention
but you love some sort of attention
but you love some sort of attention attention from your friends from your
attention from your friends from your
attention from your friends from your family from your loved ones from your
family from your loved ones from your
family from your loved ones from your boyfriends girlfriends
boyfriends girlfriends
boyfriends girlfriends some of you from your teachers perhaps
some of you from your teachers perhaps
some of you from your teachers perhaps all of you loved some sort
all of you loved some sort
all of you loved some sort attention I just loved the attention
attention I just loved the attention
attention I just loved the attention from my peer group and I love being in
from my peer group and I love being in
from my peer group and I love being in the spotlight but as they say no matter
the spotlight but as they say no matter
the spotlight but as they say no matter how hard you want one particular thing
how hard you want one particular thing
how hard you want one particular thing that’s the only thing you’ll never ever
that’s the only thing you’ll never ever
that’s the only thing you’ll never ever ever ever get I was in school or 11 12
ever ever get I was in school or 11 12
ever ever get I was in school or 11 12 years old and I did everything I could
years old and I did everything I could
years old and I did everything I could to get the attention I was that kid from
to get the attention I was that kid from
to get the attention I was that kid from that from every school who’s hated I sat
that from every school who’s hated I sat
that from every school who’s hated I sat in a corner while the entire class when
in a corner while the entire class when
in a corner while the entire class when they were 1112 and their hormones were
they were 1112 and their hormones were
they were 1112 and their hormones were developing they start playing truth and
developing they start playing truth and
developing they start playing truth and dare which I’m sure all of you have I
dare which I’m sure all of you have I
dare which I’m sure all of you have I sat in a corner by my entire class play
sat in a corner by my entire class play
sat in a corner by my entire class play truth in there and that sort of bottled
truth in there and that sort of bottled
truth in there and that sort of bottled spin and the first question asked was
spin and the first question asked was
spin and the first question asked was who do you have a crush on in a
who do you have a crush on in a
who do you have a crush on in a politically sort of cheesy kind of way
politically sort of cheesy kind of way
politically sort of cheesy kind of way my first crush was attention
my first crush was attention
my first crush was attention I loved the attention I realized all the
I loved the attention I realized all the
I loved the attention I realized all the sporty kids are getting the attention so
sporty kids are getting the attention so
sporty kids are getting the attention so I started playing football I had this
I started playing football I had this
I started playing football I had this ludicrous dream that I wanted to play
ludicrous dream that I wanted to play
ludicrous dream that I wanted to play football for India three months later I
football for India three months later I
football for India three months later I realized I can’t even play football for
realized I can’t even play football for
realized I can’t even play football for my school and I broke my back once
my school and I broke my back once
my school and I broke my back once playing football so I realized that even
playing football so I realized that even
playing football so I realized that even if I wanted to play football I can’t
if I wanted to play football I can’t
if I wanted to play football I can’t then I realized all the kids were into
then I realized all the kids were into
then I realized all the kids were into music or getting attention so I started
music or getting attention so I started
music or getting attention so I started playing instruments I played the guitar
playing instruments I played the guitar
playing instruments I played the guitar the keyboard the harmonium the flute
the keyboard the harmonium the flute
the keyboard the harmonium the flute I still play about seven eight
I still play about seven eight
I still play about seven eight instruments none of them well because I
instruments none of them well because I
instruments none of them well because I realize if you want real attention you
realize if you want real attention you
realize if you want real attention you have to play the drums or the guitar and
have to play the drums or the guitar and
have to play the drums or the guitar and I was playing the flute so I realized
I was playing the flute so I realized
I was playing the flute so I realized that’s a lost cause what I started doing
that’s a lost cause what I started doing
that’s a lost cause what I started doing then was I started listening to my
then was I started listening to my
then was I started listening to my parents for a change they sent me to a
parents for a change they sent me to a
parents for a change they sent me to a summer camp when I was 12 years old and
summer camp when I was 12 years old and
summer camp when I was 12 years old and I met a man there named – Abu Dean Khan
I met a man there named – Abu Dean Khan
I met a man there named – Abu Dean Khan who changed my life
who changed my life
who changed my life hue is one of India’s most celebrated
hue is one of India’s most celebrated
hue is one of India’s most celebrated Street magicians only if you’re a
Street magicians only if you’re a
Street magicians only if you’re a magician would you’ve heard of him but
magician would you’ve heard of him but
magician would you’ve heard of him but he is fantastic he taught me three
he is fantastic he taught me three
he is fantastic he taught me three tricks just three tricks and that
tricks just three tricks and that
tricks just three tricks and that changed my life I’ve been hooked on to
changed my life I’ve been hooked on to
changed my life I’ve been hooked on to magic ever since every single day that’s
magic ever since every single day that’s
magic ever since every single day that’s the first thing I think of when I wake
the first thing I think of when I wake
the first thing I think of when I wake up that’s the last thing cuz I think of
up that’s the last thing cuz I think of
up that’s the last thing cuz I think of before I go to bed if I go to bed and
before I go to bed if I go to bed and
before I go to bed if I go to bed and that has literally changed my life with
that has literally changed my life with
that has literally changed my life with the attention when I started performing
the attention when I started performing
the attention when I started performing for people I realized that the only the
for people I realized that the only the
for people I realized that the only the best way I could get attention back then
best way I could get attention back then
best way I could get attention back then was to figure out when somebody is lying
was to figure out when somebody is lying
was to figure out when somebody is lying look at them straight up ask them to say
look at them straight up ask them to say
look at them straight up ask them to say a few things to me one of them has to be
a few things to me one of them has to be
a few things to me one of them has to be a lie and I figured out when they’re
a lie and I figured out when they’re
a lie and I figured out when they’re lying and I’d like to show that to you
lying and I’d like to show that to you
lying and I’d like to show that to you now oh so they’re in the third row
now oh so they’re in the third row
now oh so they’re in the third row giving the dead stare what’s your name
giving the dead stare what’s your name
giving the dead stare what’s your name sorry just current okay I’m just current
sorry just current okay I’m just current
sorry just current okay I’m just current should you walk up on stage will give me
should you walk up on stage will give me
should you walk up on stage will give me round applause as he’s walking up do you
round applause as he’s walking up do you
round applause as he’s walking up do you play cards at all yes okay you have to
play cards at all yes okay you have to
play cards at all yes okay you have to come very close to my chest to speak so
come very close to my chest to speak so
come very close to my chest to speak so that we can record this as well from
that we can record this as well from
that we can record this as well from this moment forth we’ll try this I have
this moment forth we’ll try this I have
this moment forth we’ll try this I have a deck of cards with me the moment you
a deck of cards with me the moment you
a deck of cards with me the moment you see a magician with the deck of cards
see a magician with the deck of cards
see a magician with the deck of cards your first thought is that it’s some
your first thought is that it’s some
your first thought is that it’s some sort of trick deck confirm for everyone
sort of trick deck confirm for everyone
sort of trick deck confirm for everyone there looks like a normal deck of cards
there looks like a normal deck of cards
there looks like a normal deck of cards yes I’ll show everyone as well so people
yes I’ll show everyone as well so people
yes I’ll show everyone as well so people close to the front would be able to see
close to the front would be able to see
close to the front would be able to see and here’s what we’ll do I’ll give them
and here’s what we’ll do I’ll give them
and here’s what we’ll do I’ll give them a quick shuffle so that neither you nor
a quick shuffle so that neither you nor
a quick shuffle so that neither you nor me knows which god ends up where and
me knows which god ends up where and
me knows which god ends up where and it’s your job just kinda lie to me right
it’s your job just kinda lie to me right
it’s your job just kinda lie to me right we’ll try this as I go down to say stop
we’ll try this as I go down to say stop
we’ll try this as I go down to say stop take that card look at it remember it
take that card look at it remember it
take that card look at it remember it don’t show anybody else you look at it
don’t show anybody else you look at it
don’t show anybody else you look at it remember it put it back in your pocket
remember it put it back in your pocket
remember it put it back in your pocket when you’re done if you don’t have a
when you’re done if you don’t have a
when you’re done if you don’t have a pocket improvise we try this put the
pocket improvise we try this put the
pocket improvise we try this put the card in your pocket oh look at them
card in your pocket oh look at them
card in your pocket oh look at them don’t look at me do you think you’re a
don’t look at me do you think you’re a
don’t look at me do you think you’re a good liar okay an average human being an
good liar okay an average human being an
good liar okay an average human being an average human being else for lies a day
average human being else for lies a day
average human being else for lies a day that’s about 1,400 lies in a year eighty
that’s about 1,400 lies in a year eighty
that’s about 1,400 lies in a year eighty seven thousand six hundred lies by the
seven thousand six hundred lies by the
seven thousand six hundred lies by the time you’re 60 years old and the most
time you’re 60 years old and the most
time you’re 60 years old and the most common line the world I hear you say is
common line the world I hear you say is
common line the world I hear you say is I’m fine the most common liar here you
I’m fine the most common liar here you
I’m fine the most common liar here you say is thank you do people say oh we try
say is thank you do people say oh we try
say is thank you do people say oh we try this you think you’re a good liar if I
this you think you’re a good liar if I
this you think you’re a good liar if I think that you live very convincingly
think that you live very convincingly
think that you live very convincingly I’ll give you money
I’ll give you money
I’ll give you money inside I’ll give you 500 rupees or paper
inside I’ll give you 500 rupees or paper
inside I’ll give you 500 rupees or paper every college in India these days let’s
every college in India these days let’s
every college in India these days let’s say this I’ll ask you a few questions be
say this I’ll ask you a few questions be
say this I’ll ask you a few questions be as honest as you can look at them what’s
as honest as you can look at them what’s
as honest as you can look at them what’s your full name and which phone do you
your full name and which phone do you
your full name and which phone do you use mr. jasker on things any okay get a
use mr. jasker on things any okay get a
use mr. jasker on things any okay get a new phone and where where oh wait before
new phone and where where oh wait before
new phone and where where oh wait before it blows up on you where do you live no
it blows up on you where do you live no
it blows up on you where do you live no I mean but you don’t plan to stay here
I mean but you don’t plan to stay here
I mean but you don’t plan to stay here for the rest of your life where’s your
for the rest of your life where’s your
for the rest of your life where’s your family from
family from
family from dumb poor accent the reason I’m
dumb poor accent the reason I’m
dumb poor accent the reason I’m asking these questions is to develop
asking these questions is to develop
asking these questions is to develop what you call a baseline now I know what
what you call a baseline now I know what
what you call a baseline now I know what just current looks like when he’s
just current looks like when he’s
just current looks like when he’s telling the truth
telling the truth
telling the truth so if he lies his basic expressions will
so if he lies his basic expressions will
so if he lies his basic expressions will change and I’ll try and figure out when
change and I’ll try and figure out when
change and I’ll try and figure out when he’s lying and when he’s telling the
he’s lying and when he’s telling the
he’s lying and when he’s telling the truth now just kinda last few questions
truth now just kinda last few questions
truth now just kinda last few questions about your code it’ll be simple
about your code it’ll be simple
about your code it’ll be simple yes-or-no questions or multiple-choice
yes-or-no questions or multiple-choice
yes-or-no questions or multiple-choice questions and be as straightforward as
questions and be as straightforward as
questions and be as straightforward as you can you can lie if you want you can
you can you can lie if you want you can
you can you can lie if you want you can tell the truth if you want make sense
tell the truth if you want make sense
tell the truth if you want make sense you’re giving sort of a blank expression
you’re giving sort of a blank expression
you’re giving sort of a blank expression look at them oh so what’s the color of
look at them oh so what’s the color of
look at them oh so what’s the color of your card black or red see how he came
your card black or red see how he came
your card black or red see how he came right out and said it I asked him what’s
right out and said it I asked him what’s
right out and said it I asked him what’s the color of your god black already said
the color of your god black already said
the color of your god black already said black he didn’t really have to think
black he didn’t really have to think
black he didn’t really have to think about it the only time when you have to
about it the only time when you have to
about it the only time when you have to think about something is when you’re
think about something is when you’re
think about something is when you’re lying because you have to prepare the
lying because you have to prepare the
lying because you have to prepare the lie he didn’t think this time so I’m
lie he didn’t think this time so I’m
lie he didn’t think this time so I’m guessing that’s the truth and it is a
guessing that’s the truth and it is a
guessing that’s the truth and it is a black card yes excellent
black card yes excellent
black card yes excellent so is the club or spade in the future if
so is the club or spade in the future if
so is the club or spade in the future if you would like slightly better that
you would like slightly better that
you would like slightly better that would be embarrassed
would be embarrassed
would be embarrassed one more time is it a club or a spade
one more time is it a club or a spade
one more time is it a club or a spade it’s a spade okay now I just pointed out
it’s a spade okay now I just pointed out
it’s a spade okay now I just pointed out that in the future if you could lie
that in the future if you could lie
that in the future if you could lie slightly better that would be more fun
slightly better that would be more fun
slightly better that would be more fun he said it’s a and we all knew that he
he said it’s a and we all knew that he
he said it’s a and we all knew that he was going to lie now he’s trying to
was going to lie now he’s trying to
was going to lie now he’s trying to catch all of us out by telling the truth
catch all of us out by telling the truth
catch all of us out by telling the truth so I’m guessing that’s the truth and it
so I’m guessing that’s the truth and it
so I’m guessing that’s the truth and it is a spade yes exit look at them Krish
is a spade yes exit look at them Krish
is a spade yes exit look at them Krish is it a number card or a picture card
is it a number card or a picture card
is it a number card or a picture card see how he noted this time that it’s a
see how he noted this time that it’s a
see how he noted this time that it’s a picture card and he noted I’m guessing
picture card and he noted I’m guessing
picture card and he noted I’m guessing you’d only know it when you’re telling
you’d only know it when you’re telling
you’d only know it when you’re telling the truth you won’t know unless you’re
the truth you won’t know unless you’re
the truth you won’t know unless you’re lying unless you’re a pathological liar
lying unless you’re a pathological liar
lying unless you’re a pathological liar which I don’t really categorize you as
which I don’t really categorize you as
which I don’t really categorize you as oh I’m guessing I’m guessing you you are
oh I’m guessing I’m guessing you you are
oh I’m guessing I’m guessing you you are telling the truth again it is a picture
telling the truth again it is a picture
telling the truth again it is a picture card can you say Jack Queen King out
card can you say Jack Queen King out
card can you say Jack Queen King out loud for me yeah now say king queen jack
loud for me yeah now say king queen jack
loud for me yeah now say king queen jack say eleven twelve thirteen thirteen
say eleven twelve thirteen thirteen
say eleven twelve thirteen thirteen twelve eleven okay this is the guest
twelve eleven okay this is the guest
twelve eleven okay this is the guest just got a new fumble of the eleven so
just got a new fumble of the eleven so
just got a new fumble of the eleven so it’s definitely not a jack keep looking
it’s definitely not a jack keep looking
it’s definitely not a jack keep looking in them it’s a guess King of Spades
in them it’s a guess King of Spades
in them it’s a guess King of Spades absolutely you just get a round of
absolutely you just get a round of
absolutely you just get a round of applause I take the Kings face from you
applause I take the Kings face from you
applause I take the Kings face from you king of fades it is that thank you bag
king of fades it is that thank you bag
king of fades it is that thank you bag dhaka thank you that that was the first
dhaka thank you that that was the first
dhaka thank you that that was the first trick that got me attention generally
trick that got me attention generally
trick that got me attention generally that’s one the first six I whatever I’m
that’s one the first six I whatever I’m
that’s one the first six I whatever I’m showing you today if my first three ever
showing you today if my first three ever
showing you today if my first three ever tricks Wichita begin gon taught me
tricks Wichita begin gon taught me
tricks Wichita begin gon taught me they’ve been developed over the last
they’ve been developed over the last
they’ve been developed over the last fourteen years and they’ve come to this
fourteen years and they’ve come to this
fourteen years and they’ve come to this once I’ve got the attention I realized
once I’ve got the attention I realized
once I’ve got the attention I realized that you have to be more matured I grew
that you have to be more matured I grew
that you have to be more matured I grew old I started speaking to more people
old I started speaking to more people
old I started speaking to more people around me and I realized that attention
around me and I realized that attention
around me and I realized that attention is a very sort of childish concept I
is a very sort of childish concept I
is a very sort of childish concept I still love the I love the attention
still love the I love the attention
still love the I love the attention still I feel I’m still a child I’m just
still I feel I’m still a child I’m just
still I feel I’m still a child I’m just twenty four so I’m not really that much
twenty four so I’m not really that much
twenty four so I’m not really that much older than most of you but after the
older than most of you but after the
older than most of you but after the attention what I really liked was the
attention what I really liked was the
attention what I really liked was the idea that all of you right now we’re in
idea that all of you right now we’re in
idea that all of you right now we’re in one way or the other entertained
one way or the other entertained
one way or the other entertained entertainment is the second most
entertainment is the second most
entertainment is the second most important thing to me in my life and
important thing to me in my life and
important thing to me in my life and that is a particular way I do it I try
that is a particular way I do it I try
that is a particular way I do it I try something with all of you let’s try this
something with all of you let’s try this
something with all of you let’s try this put your hand on your head
put your hand on your head
put your hand on your head generally do this all of you put your
generally do this all of you put your
generally do this all of you put your hand on your head put your hand on your
hand on your head put your hand on your
hand on your head put your hand on your chest and put your hand on your wrist
chest and put your hand on your wrist
chest and put your hand on your wrist now that’s your elbow not your wrist man
now that’s your elbow not your wrist man
now that’s your elbow not your wrist man so most people who kept it on their
so most people who kept it on their
so most people who kept it on their elbow you were just copying what I was
elbow you were just copying what I was
elbow you were just copying what I was doing and you were influenced by a few
doing and you were influenced by a few
doing and you were influenced by a few things that I was doing I have a story
things that I was doing I have a story
things that I was doing I have a story about this when I realized that I want
about this when I realized that I want
about this when I realized that I want to entertain people I realized with the
to entertain people I realized with the
to entertain people I realized with the entertainment comes an idea of the
entertainment comes an idea of the
entertainment comes an idea of the greater good I wanted to try something
greater good I wanted to try something
greater good I wanted to try something which I can do for greater good while
which I can do for greater good while
which I can do for greater good while trying out a few things on my own
trying out a few things on my own
trying out a few things on my own because if I’m on stage I have to be
because if I’m on stage I have to be
because if I’m on stage I have to be perfect so when I’m off stage I try
perfect so when I’m off stage I try
perfect so when I’m off stage I try these little experiments to see what all
these little experiments to see what all
these little experiments to see what all I can do
I can do
I can do what do and a half three years ago at
what do and a half three years ago at
what do and a half three years ago at 1:32 a.m. in the night and driving back
1:32 a.m. in the night and driving back
1:32 a.m. in the night and driving back from a show I’m going home and I’m
from a show I’m going home and I’m
from a show I’m going home and I’m caught by a police checkpoint which is
caught by a police checkpoint which is
caught by a police checkpoint which is very normal for that time of the night I
very normal for that time of the night I
very normal for that time of the night I hadn’t had anything to drink I wasn’t
hadn’t had anything to drink I wasn’t
hadn’t had anything to drink I wasn’t speeding
speeding
speeding I was not breaking any law to my
I was not breaking any law to my
I was not breaking any law to my knowledge I drove up there I opened my
knowledge I drove up there I opened my
knowledge I drove up there I opened my window that guy started talking to me
window that guy started talking to me
window that guy started talking to me and he looked at me and I have this sort
and he looked at me and I have this sort
and he looked at me and I have this sort of look with open hair and a beard which
of look with open hair and a beard which
of look with open hair and a beard which is probably not the most sort of ideal
is probably not the most sort of ideal
is probably not the most sort of ideal look for a parent in India a cop looked
look for a parent in India a cop looked
look for a parent in India a cop looked at me is like the hacia are you unlike
at me is like the hacia are you unlike
at me is like the hacia are you unlike sir my show car chiaro which he
sir my show car chiaro which he
sir my show car chiaro which he to be the Lima stripper and he looked at
to be the Lima stripper and he looked at
to be the Lima stripper and he looked at me he said yes I saw and I’d had to
me he said yes I saw and I’d had to
me he said yes I saw and I’d had to explain it to him he said tiga brought
explain it to him he said tiga brought
explain it to him he said tiga brought little gay bun saruba Dido I said sir
little gay bun saruba Dido I said sir
little gay bun saruba Dido I said sir many way lonna Dora
many way lonna Dora
many way lonna Dora he’s like my apne you could have okra he
he’s like my apne you could have okra he
he’s like my apne you could have okra he tried to sort of talk his way into
tried to sort of talk his way into
tried to sort of talk his way into giving me giving him money I said okay I
giving me giving him money I said okay I
giving me giving him money I said okay I thought okay this is a good time to try
thought okay this is a good time to try
thought okay this is a good time to try something that I’ve been trying on
something that I’ve been trying on
something that I’ve been trying on influencing people so I said he gets
influencing people so I said he gets
influencing people so I said he gets heard and I started doing my little act
heard and I started doing my little act
heard and I started doing my little act I said oh I’ll say it in English I used
I said oh I’ll say it in English I used
I said oh I’ll say it in English I used this in Hindi but since um which you
this in Hindi but since um which you
this in Hindi but since um which you probably don’t understand English I’ll
probably don’t understand English I’ll
probably don’t understand English I’ll say it in English
say it in English
say it in English I said Rob you don’t understand Hindi
I said Rob you don’t understand Hindi
I said Rob you don’t understand Hindi sorry I looked at the cop and I said sir
sorry I looked at the cop and I said sir
sorry I looked at the cop and I said sir I just have 500 rupees and I went I have
I just have 500 rupees and I went I have
I just have 500 rupees and I went I have dinner from 24/7 so I’ll give you 500
dinner from 24/7 so I’ll give you 500
dinner from 24/7 so I’ll give you 500 can you give me 200 rupees back I’ll use
can you give me 200 rupees back I’ll use
can you give me 200 rupees back I’ll use it for my dinner he said okay and I’d
it for my dinner he said okay and I’d
it for my dinner he said okay and I’d come up with this idea that if I look at
come up with this idea that if I look at
come up with this idea that if I look at any of you right now and I start talking
any of you right now and I start talking
any of you right now and I start talking to you this is making sense to you right
to you this is making sense to you right
to you this is making sense to you right I do that I’m nodding in a few of you
I do that I’m nodding in a few of you
I do that I’m nodding in a few of you close to the front start nodding with me
close to the front start nodding with me
close to the front start nodding with me so I used this concept because people
so I used this concept because people
so I used this concept because people tend to nod when you nod at people I
tend to nod when you nod at people I
tend to nod when you nod at people I took out a hundred rupee note not five
took out a hundred rupee note not five
took out a hundred rupee note not five hundred I took 100 rupee note I folded
hundred I took 100 rupee note I folded
hundred I took 100 rupee note I folded it I looked at him dead in the eye and I
it I looked at him dead in the eye and I
it I looked at him dead in the eye and I said yellow pants oh he took Eddie
said yellow pants oh he took Eddie
said yellow pants oh he took Eddie captain in his pocket and he gave me two
captain in his pocket and he gave me two
captain in his pocket and he gave me two hundred rupees back in the middle of the
hundred rupees back in the middle of the
hundred rupees back in the middle of the night I took hundred rupees from a cop
night I took hundred rupees from a cop
night I took hundred rupees from a cop you corruption I gave up
and I use that idea now to influence all
and I use that idea now to influence all of you that story was designed to
of you that story was designed to
of you that story was designed to influence all of a little true story but
influence all of a little true story but
influence all of a little true story but it was designed to influence all of you
it was designed to influence all of you
it was designed to influence all of you there is a playing card in my pocket and
there is a playing card in my pocket and
there is a playing card in my pocket and all of you are going to tell me which
all of you are going to tell me which
all of you are going to tell me which card it is a man looking at her phone oh
card it is a man looking at her phone oh
card it is a man looking at her phone oh there’s a deck of cards in my pocket so
there’s a deck of cards in my pocket so
there’s a deck of cards in my pocket so there are black cards and red cards I
there are black cards and red cards I
there are black cards and red cards I take out one color which color do I take
take out one color which color do I take
take out one color which color do I take out red okay so there so the Reds have
out red okay so there so the Reds have
out red okay so there so the Reds have hearts and diamonds
hearts and diamonds
hearts and diamonds I hold hearts in one hand diamonds in
I hold hearts in one hand diamonds in
I hold hearts in one hand diamonds in one hand reach over and take one suit
one hand reach over and take one suit
one hand reach over and take one suit with suit to take times were hot still
with suit to take times were hot still
with suit to take times were hot still remain in my hand
remain in my hand
remain in my hand Oh sir oh there are number cards and
Oh sir oh there are number cards and
Oh sir oh there are number cards and picture cards I throw one set in the air
picture cards I throw one set in the air
picture cards I throw one set in the air which set do I throw number so the
which set do I throw number so the
which set do I throw number so the pictures still remain the pictures have
pictures still remain the pictures have
pictures still remain the pictures have Jack Queen and King
Jack Queen and King
Jack Queen and King I had the jack meaning Kings face up on
I had the jack meaning Kings face up on
I had the jack meaning Kings face up on a table I turned two of them face down
a table I turned two of them face down
a table I turned two of them face down which ones do I don’t face down Queen
which ones do I don’t face down Queen
which ones do I don’t face down Queen I’m two of them face down Queen Anne so
I’m two of them face down Queen Anne so
I’m two of them face down Queen Anne so the jack remains the Jack of Hearts that
the jack remains the Jack of Hearts that
the jack remains the Jack of Hearts that was designed to influence all we all had
was designed to influence all we all had
was designed to influence all we all had a free choice and you ended up with the
a free choice and you ended up with the
a free choice and you ended up with the Jack of Hearts
Jack of Hearts
Jack of Hearts magicians respect what a card ends up in
magicians respect what a card ends up in
magicians respect what a card ends up in somebody’s pocket I’m going to show that
somebody’s pocket I’m going to show that
somebody’s pocket I’m going to show that to you usually it’s this pocket you have
to you usually it’s this pocket you have
to you usually it’s this pocket you have you wondered whether ever wondered what
you wondered whether ever wondered what
you wondered whether ever wondered what this tiny pocket is for okay change I
this tiny pocket is for okay change I
this tiny pocket is for okay change I use it to keep a single folded up
use it to keep a single folded up
use it to keep a single folded up playing God which is the Jack of Hearts
playing God which is the Jack of Hearts
playing God which is the Jack of Hearts [Applause]
once I had the idea of attention of
once I had the idea of attention of figuring out when someone is lying I got
figuring out when someone is lying I got
figuring out when someone is lying I got the idea of entertainment along as well
the idea of entertainment along as well
the idea of entertainment along as well and then I grew even older I started
and then I grew even older I started
and then I grew even older I started doing more shows all of that was
doing more shows all of that was
doing more shows all of that was important to me but one more thing which
important to me but one more thing which
important to me but one more thing which is probably the most important thing in
is probably the most important thing in
is probably the most important thing in the world became the most important
the world became the most important
the world became the most important thing happiness
thing happiness
thing happiness simple is that I want to be happy with
simple is that I want to be happy with
simple is that I want to be happy with what I’m doing I want to entertain
what I’m doing I want to entertain
what I’m doing I want to entertain people I won’t be attention but I want
people I won’t be attention but I want
people I won’t be attention but I want to be happy more than anything else and
to be happy more than anything else and
to be happy more than anything else and internal happiness is a trivial concept
internal happiness is a trivial concept
internal happiness is a trivial concept I want to tell you a story that uses all
I want to tell you a story that uses all
I want to tell you a story that uses all three on the 30th of October Diwali day
three on the 30th of October Diwali day
three on the 30th of October Diwali day two weeks ago
two weeks ago
two weeks ago I was invited to Aamir Khan’s house for
I was invited to Aamir Khan’s house for
I was invited to Aamir Khan’s house for the Diwali party and I was performing
the Diwali party and I was performing
the Diwali party and I was performing there I’ve met Aamir and Shahrukh before
there I’ve met Aamir and Shahrukh before
there I’ve met Aamir and Shahrukh before and I was performing for one or sarbs
and I was performing for one or sarbs
and I was performing for one or sarbs older movies and I’m performing Kurt
older movies and I’m performing Kurt
older movies and I’m performing Kurt Angle is launched as well and now that
Angle is launched as well and now that
Angle is launched as well and now that the chief promotion is done
the chief promotion is done
the chief promotion is done I was at that party and all of them what
I was at that party and all of them what
I was at that party and all of them what they needed was to beat me at poker by
they needed was to beat me at poker by
they needed was to beat me at poker by the end of it
the end of it
the end of it it’s 3:30 at night I’m sitting at a card
it’s 3:30 at night I’m sitting at a card
it’s 3:30 at night I’m sitting at a card table with Aamir Khan Shah Rukh Khan
table with Aamir Khan Shah Rukh Khan
table with Aamir Khan Shah Rukh Khan kunal Kohli such in Tendulkar and three
kunal Kohli such in Tendulkar and three
kunal Kohli such in Tendulkar and three other people and I’m sitting there and
other people and I’m sitting there and
other people and I’m sitting there and my idea was that I want eternal
my idea was that I want eternal
my idea was that I want eternal happiness at the same time I want the
happiness at the same time I want the
happiness at the same time I want the attention and I want to entertain them a
attention and I want to entertain them a
attention and I want to entertain them a hand came along they’re playing stakes
hand came along they’re playing stakes
hand came along they’re playing stakes which I can’t afford by the way they’re
which I can’t afford by the way they’re
which I can’t afford by the way they’re playing really high stakes and I
playing really high stakes and I
playing really high stakes and I realized okay might as well try it it’s
realized okay might as well try it it’s
realized okay might as well try it it’s just one night
just one night
just one night earning for that show so I started
earning for that show so I started
earning for that show so I started playing and halfway through I realized
playing and halfway through I realized
playing and halfway through I realized okay time to turn it on one hand came
okay time to turn it on one hand came
okay time to turn it on one hand came where I had nine high for those of you
where I had nine high for those of you
where I had nine high for those of you play poker the flop down in the river
play poker the flop down in the river
play poker the flop down in the river without that I had nine high Shahrukh
without that I had nine high Shahrukh
without that I had nine high Shahrukh Khan’s Javed Akhtar me and me you left
Khan’s Javed Akhtar me and me you left
Khan’s Javed Akhtar me and me you left in the hand Shahrukh bet Javed Sahab
in the hand Shahrukh bet Javed Sahab
in the hand Shahrukh bet Javed Sahab folded I had nine high and at this point
folded I had nine high and at this point
folded I had nine high and at this point of time I felt I knew how everyone’s
of time I felt I knew how everyone’s
of time I felt I knew how everyone’s playing I put like twenty one thousand
playing I put like twenty one thousand
playing I put like twenty one thousand rupees in the pot with nine high arm in
rupees in the pot with nine high arm in
rupees in the pot with nine high arm in folded Shahrukh folded I won the pot
folded Shahrukh folded I won the pot
folded Shahrukh folded I won the pot with nine high I took my cards there I
with nine high I took my cards there I
with nine high I took my cards there I looked at him and I said I know you had
looked at him and I said I know you had
looked at him and I said I know you had a pair of jacks I looked at Shahrukh I
a pair of jacks I looked at Shahrukh I
a pair of jacks I looked at Shahrukh I said I know you are peripheries and I
said I know you are peripheries and I
said I know you are peripheries and I knew you were going to fold when the
knew you were going to fold when the
knew you were going to fold when the when I put twenty one thousand because I
when I put twenty one thousand because I
when I put twenty one thousand because I had nine high I turn over my cards and
had nine high I turn over my cards and
had nine high I turn over my cards and Aamir and Shahrukh said something which
Aamir and Shahrukh said something which
Aamir and Shahrukh said something which I’m probably not allowed to say here and
I’m probably not allowed to say here and
I’m probably not allowed to say here and I was escorted out of the party after
I was escorted out of the party after
I was escorted out of the party after that but that gave me happiness that
that but that gave me happiness that
that but that gave me happiness that gave me the attention that gave that did
gave me the attention that gave that did
gave me the attention that gave that did entertain them because obviously I am
entertain them because obviously I am
entertain them because obviously I am invite to another show later in life as
invite to another show later in life as
invite to another show later in life as all of that has developed it has come to
all of that has developed it has come to
all of that has developed it has come to me that whatever you do wherever you are
me that whatever you do wherever you are
me that whatever you do wherever you are whatever you’re doing you could be doing
whatever you’re doing you could be doing
whatever you’re doing you could be doing magic you could be playing an instrument
magic you could be playing an instrument
magic you could be playing an instrument you could be singing you could be an
you could be singing you could be an
you could be singing you could be an actor you could be a politician you
actor you could be a politician you
actor you could be a politician you could be an economist you could be far
could be an economist you could be far
could be an economist you could be far more qualified as all of the speakers
more qualified as all of the speakers
more qualified as all of the speakers except for me or they actually have
except for me or they actually have
except for me or they actually have degrees and things I dropped out of
degrees and things I dropped out of
degrees and things I dropped out of college I don’t have a college degree
college I don’t have a college degree
college I don’t have a college degree I’m just a twelfth pass well all I’ve
I’m just a twelfth pass well all I’ve
I’m just a twelfth pass well all I’ve done is done what I wanted I wanted to
done is done what I wanted I wanted to
done is done what I wanted I wanted to entertain people
entertain people
entertain people I wanted attention and I wanted
I wanted attention and I wanted
I wanted attention and I wanted happiness and all I’ve done is followed
happiness and all I’ve done is followed
happiness and all I’ve done is followed the only advice that I’ve ever gotten in
the only advice that I’ve ever gotten in
the only advice that I’ve ever gotten in my life from my grandfather I was three
my life from my grandfather I was three
my life from my grandfather I was three years old he looked at me and that’s the
years old he looked at me and that’s the
years old he looked at me and that’s the only thing I always have remembered so
only thing I always have remembered so
only thing I always have remembered so much so that’s the only thing that’s
much so that’s the only thing that’s
much so that’s the only thing that’s emotional to me I can’t even look at all
emotional to me I can’t even look at all
emotional to me I can’t even look at all of you while I’m saying it
of you while I’m saying it
of you while I’m saying it and it’s always been there for me and
and it’s always been there for me and
and it’s always been there for me and for me life what I would have done has
for me life what I would have done has
for me life what I would have done has come down to this it’s all jumbled up
come down to this it’s all jumbled up
come down to this it’s all jumbled up it’s a Rubik’s Cube it’s all jumbled up
it’s a Rubik’s Cube it’s all jumbled up
it’s a Rubik’s Cube it’s all jumbled up it doesn’t make sense whatsoever but
it doesn’t make sense whatsoever but
it doesn’t make sense whatsoever but only if you have that solid solid solid
only if you have that solid solid solid
only if you have that solid solid solid three piece of advice yourself believe
three piece of advice yourself believe
three piece of advice yourself believe whatever you want to do life does make
whatever you want to do life does make
whatever you want to do life does make sense life always makes sense come guru
sense life always makes sense come guru
sense life always makes sense come guru so as a guru he come Co Co Co Co Domino
so as a guru he come Co Co Co Co Domino
so as a guru he come Co Co Co Co Domino secure I’m Karan Singh magic you’ve been
secure I’m Karan Singh magic you’ve been
secure I’m Karan Singh magic you’ve been a brilliant audience thank you so much
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