ladies and gentlemen every day innocent lives are condemned to the cold desolate
lives are condemned to the cold desolate
lives are condemned to the cold desolate zone of friendship we as a human race
zone of friendship we as a human race
zone of friendship we as a human race put such emphasis on the environment
put such emphasis on the environment
put such emphasis on the environment health education yet we turned a blind
health education yet we turned a blind
health education yet we turned a blind eye to such moral atrocities enough with
eye to such moral atrocities enough with
eye to such moral atrocities enough with this today I a totally credible 50 year
this today I a totally credible 50 year
this today I a totally credible 50 year old we spent half his day reading
old we spent half his day reading
old we spent half his day reading romance manga will set things straight I
romance manga will set things straight I
romance manga will set things straight I will teach you to escape the friend zone
will teach you to escape the friend zone
will teach you to escape the friend zone I will teach you the 3-step art of
I will teach you the 3-step art of
I will teach you the 3-step art of attracting bay or as I like to call it
attracting bay or as I like to call it
attracting bay or as I like to call it apps so the first step of apps is
apps so the first step of apps is
apps so the first step of apps is something I dub friend zone stage and
something I dub friend zone stage and
something I dub friend zone stage and yes in this stage you will be throwing
yes in this stage you will be throwing
yes in this stage you will be throwing yourself into the friend zone
yourself into the friend zone
yourself into the friend zone trust me it’s totally worth it because
trust me it’s totally worth it because
trust me it’s totally worth it because the trade-off will be a good strong
the trade-off will be a good strong
the trade-off will be a good strong rapport which is really just a
rapport which is really just a
rapport which is really just a psychological term for our closest and
psychological term for our closest and
psychological term for our closest and friendship I know it seems
friendship I know it seems
friendship I know it seems counterintuitive through forcing
counterintuitive through forcing
counterintuitive through forcing yourself into something you want to get
yourself into something you want to get
yourself into something you want to get out of but support to keep in mind that
out of but support to keep in mind that
out of but support to keep in mind that report is romances fine at least that’s
report is romances fine at least that’s
report is romances fine at least that’s what wikipedia says so I want to build
what wikipedia says so I want to build
what wikipedia says so I want to build rapport and I’ve condensed this into two
rapport and I’ve condensed this into two
rapport and I’ve condensed this into two main points one of them is self
main points one of them is self
main points one of them is self disclosure share important details and
disclosure share important details and
disclosure share important details and secrets about yourself and have bay
secrets about yourself and have bay
secrets about yourself and have bay share theirs tell them things that you
share theirs tell them things that you
share theirs tell them things that you would never tell anybody like you’re
would never tell anybody like you’re
would never tell anybody like you’re happy since as memories or how you cry
happy since as memories or how you cry
happy since as memories or how you cry at the end of every romance mugger or
at the end of every romance mugger or
at the end of every romance mugger or even your soft spot for Justin Bieber
even your soft spot for Justin Bieber
even your soft spot for Justin Bieber fan fiction finding common ground is
fan fiction finding common ground is
fan fiction finding common ground is also good side quests for this while
also good side quests for this while
also good side quests for this while self disclosing because research shows
self disclosing because research shows
self disclosing because research shows that people are attracted to the similar
that people are attracted to the similar
that people are attracted to the similar so number two is mirroring this is where
so number two is mirroring this is where
so number two is mirroring this is where you mirror BAE’s actions so essentially
you mirror BAE’s actions so essentially
you mirror BAE’s actions so essentially this amplifies your empathetic side if
this amplifies your empathetic side if
this amplifies your empathetic side if they compliments you compliment them
they compliments you compliment them
they compliments you compliment them back if they like a picture on your
back if they like a picture on your
back if they like a picture on your Facebook Timeline go like all the
Facebook Timeline go like all the
Facebook Timeline go like all the pictures on theirs and they claim your
pictures on theirs and they claim your
pictures on theirs and they claim your account was hacked oh I’ve never done
account was hacked oh I’ve never done
account was hacked oh I’ve never done that um um this can’t even go so far as
that um um this can’t even go so far as
that um um this can’t even go so far as to subtly copy their body language and
to subtly copy their body language and
to subtly copy their body language and speech mannerisms for say for example
speech mannerisms for say for example
speech mannerisms for say for example let’s say they ask do you like dank
let’s say they ask do you like dank
let’s say they ask do you like dank memes well instead of a simple yes you
memes well instead of a simple yes you
memes well instead of a simple yes you could this is a great opportunity to
could this is a great opportunity to
could this is a great opportunity to mirror both their wording
mirror both their wording
mirror both their wording and their body language you could say
and their body language you could say
and their body language you could say yes I do like Dan commutes and now I
yes I do like Dan commutes and now I
yes I do like Dan commutes and now I know at first it sounds like a strenuous
know at first it sounds like a strenuous
know at first it sounds like a strenuous task but please keep in mind that as you
task but please keep in mind that as you
task but please keep in mind that as you begin to get closer to them you’ll begin
begin to get closer to them you’ll begin
begin to get closer to them you’ll begin to unknowingly and unconsciously mirror
to unknowingly and unconsciously mirror
to unknowingly and unconsciously mirror them so once your reports is solid as
them so once your reports is solid as
them so once your reports is solid as Bieber’s new album and it’s time to move
Bieber’s new album and it’s time to move
Bieber’s new album and it’s time to move on to the cognitive behavioral stage or
on to the cognitive behavioral stage or
on to the cognitive behavioral stage or as I like to abbreviate it or call it
as I like to abbreviate it or call it
as I like to abbreviate it or call it the vaguely manipulative technique stage
the vaguely manipulative technique stage
the vaguely manipulative technique stage and in this stage you’re trying to make
and in this stage you’re trying to make
and in this stage you’re trying to make they invest ample time and resources
they invest ample time and resources
they invest ample time and resources into you this will separate you from the
into you this will separate you from the
into you this will separate you from the other friends in the friend zone and
other friends in the friend zone and
other friends in the friend zone and hopefully lift you out of that cool
hopefully lift you out of that cool
hopefully lift you out of that cool desolate place so drunk from cognitive
desolate place so drunk from cognitive
desolate place so drunk from cognitive in cognitive behavioral let’s look at
in cognitive behavioral let’s look at
in cognitive behavioral let’s look at two phenomenons the foot-in-the-door
two phenomenons the foot-in-the-door
two phenomenons the foot-in-the-door phenomenon and cognitive dissonance so
phenomenon and cognitive dissonance so
phenomenon and cognitive dissonance so the foot in the door is a compliance
the foot in the door is a compliance
the foot in the door is a compliance strategy where you get people to accept
strategy where you get people to accept
strategy where you get people to accept large requests by having them complete
large requests by having them complete
large requests by having them complete smaller ones first I know it sounds
smaller ones first I know it sounds
smaller ones first I know it sounds questionably ethical but a Shia LaBeouf
questionably ethical but a Shia LaBeouf
questionably ethical but a Shia LaBeouf once said just do it don’t let your
once said just do it don’t let your
once said just do it don’t let your dreams be dreams so how big complete
dreams be dreams so how big complete
dreams be dreams so how big complete small favors like borrowing a pencil and
small favors like borrowing a pencil and
small favors like borrowing a pencil and gradually work them up to larger favors
gradually work them up to larger favors
gradually work them up to larger favors like helping you with homework and once
like helping you with homework and once
like helping you with homework and once they’re doing large favors for you they
they’re doing large favors for you they
they’re doing large favors for you they will experience cognitive dissonance and
will experience cognitive dissonance and
will experience cognitive dissonance and this is inconsistencies between thoughts
this is inconsistencies between thoughts
this is inconsistencies between thoughts and behaviors a one hand the thoughts
and behaviors a one hand the thoughts
and behaviors a one hand the thoughts dictate that you are just a friend but
dictate that you are just a friend but
dictate that you are just a friend but on the other they’re investing a
on the other they’re investing a
on the other they’re investing a peculiar amount of resources into just a
peculiar amount of resources into just a
peculiar amount of resources into just a friend and because the mind doesn’t like
friend and because the mind doesn’t like
friend and because the mind doesn’t like its thoughts beefing it all start to
its thoughts beefing it all start to
its thoughts beefing it all start to rationalize and hopefully to romantic
rationalize and hopefully to romantic
rationalize and hopefully to romantic attraction I am investing so many
attraction I am investing so many
attraction I am investing so many resources and just a friend because I
resources and just a friend because I
resources and just a friend because I must be attracted to them so um the
must be attracted to them so um the
must be attracted to them so um the second one behavioral and cognitive
second one behavioral and cognitive
second one behavioral and cognitive behavioral who-knows-who BF Skinner is
behavioral who-knows-who BF Skinner is
behavioral who-knows-who BF Skinner is on any of y’all sapper site people no
on any of y’all sapper site people no
on any of y’all sapper site people no nobody
nobody
nobody Zilla pride knows so BF Skinner was a
Zilla pride knows so BF Skinner was a
Zilla pride knows so BF Skinner was a behavioral psychologist represented a
behavioral psychologist represented a
behavioral psychologist represented a caged rat with a lever
caged rat with a lever
caged rat with a lever whenever the lever was hit food was
whenever the lever was hit food was
whenever the lever was hit food was dispensed and soon the rat learned to
dispensed and soon the rat learned to
dispensed and soon the rat learned to associate the two and it spam the lever
associate the two and it spam the lever
associate the two and it spam the lever faster and faster now Skinner called
faster and faster now Skinner called
faster and faster now Skinner called this a skinner box blindness to abs I
this a skinner box blindness to abs I
this a skinner box blindness to abs I want you to all to imagine your BAE as
want you to all to imagine your BAE as
want you to all to imagine your BAE as you know hotter a humanoid rat
you know hotter a humanoid rat
you know hotter a humanoid rat every time they spend time with you
every time they spend time with you
every time they spend time with you they’re really just pressing a
they’re really just pressing a
they’re really just pressing a metaphorical lever all you have to do
metaphorical lever all you have to do
metaphorical lever all you have to do you have to dispense the powerful
you have to dispense the powerful
you have to dispense the powerful rewards like compliments and fun and
rewards like compliments and fun and
rewards like compliments and fun and soon they should blink that your time
soon they should blink that your time
soon they should blink that your time together with the pleasurable rewards
together with the pleasurable rewards
together with the pleasurable rewards and feel compelled to talk to you more
and feel compelled to talk to you more
and feel compelled to talk to you more so let’s do a quick recap at this point
so let’s do a quick recap at this point
so let’s do a quick recap at this point used cognitive dissonance and the
used cognitive dissonance and the
used cognitive dissonance and the Skinner box to increase attraction and
Skinner box to increase attraction and
Skinner box to increase attraction and before that you’ve built a good rapport
before that you’ve built a good rapport
before that you’ve built a good rapport through self disclosure and nearing
through self disclosure and nearing
through self disclosure and nearing ladies and gentlemen I now give you the
ladies and gentlemen I now give you the
ladies and gentlemen I now give you the final stage of the ABS love them now I
final stage of the ABS love them now I
final stage of the ABS love them now I know you’re thinking but if I didn’t
know you’re thinking but if I didn’t
know you’re thinking but if I didn’t love them why would I use this on them
love them why would I use this on them
love them why would I use this on them in that case I should correct myself
in that case I should correct myself
in that case I should correct myself love all of them because it’s so easy to
love all of them because it’s so easy to
love all of them because it’s so easy to get caught up in their beauty to get
get caught up in their beauty to get
get caught up in their beauty to get caught up in their pretty face search
caught up in their pretty face search
caught up in their pretty face search your cheerful personality that we forget
your cheerful personality that we forget
your cheerful personality that we forget forget about when the makeup and hair
forget about when the makeup and hair
forget about when the makeup and hair gel comes off but when it’s difficult to
gel comes off but when it’s difficult to
gel comes off but when it’s difficult to be cheery forget that when you love
be cheery forget that when you love
be cheery forget that when you love somebody you love them whole
somebody you love them whole
somebody you love them whole is this a wise tumblr blogger once said
is this a wise tumblr blogger once said
is this a wise tumblr blogger once said someone who really loves you see what a
someone who really loves you see what a
someone who really loves you see what a mess you can be how moody you get how
mess you can be how moody you get how
mess you can be how moody you get how hard you are to handle but still wants
hard you are to handle but still wants
hard you are to handle but still wants you in their life and it is this stage
you in their life and it is this stage
you in their life and it is this stage that is the mitochondria that powers ABS
that is the mitochondria that powers ABS
that is the mitochondria that powers ABS it is the mitochondria that power is
it is the mitochondria that power is
it is the mitochondria that power is loved because is the mitochondria car
loved because is the mitochondria car
loved because is the mitochondria car that powers love so loved your loved
that powers love so loved your loved
that powers love so loved your loved ones because really if you take a step
ones because really if you take a step
ones because really if you take a step back and let the pieces fall together
back and let the pieces fall together
back and let the pieces fall together and look at the bigger picture it’s
and look at the bigger picture it’s
and look at the bigger picture it’s really the best thing anybody could ask
really the best thing anybody could ask
really the best thing anybody could ask for I should know I’m 15 Thanks
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