so six years ago I was in an accident I was walking home from college one day
was walking home from college one day
was walking home from college one day and it was raining heavily in typical
and it was raining heavily in typical
and it was raining heavily in typical Bombay style and I saw somebody across
Bombay style and I saw somebody across
Bombay style and I saw somebody across the road selling Gupta and I thought I
the road selling Gupta and I thought I
the road selling Gupta and I thought I would take a picture of it and put it up
would take a picture of it and put it up
would take a picture of it and put it up on Facebook and hopefully get a hundred
on Facebook and hopefully get a hundred
on Facebook and hopefully get a hundred likes on it but unfortunately my dream
likes on it but unfortunately my dream
likes on it but unfortunately my dream was rudely cut short when a branch of a
was rudely cut short when a branch of a
was rudely cut short when a branch of a tree fell on me this wasn’t enough drama
tree fell on me this wasn’t enough drama
tree fell on me this wasn’t enough drama because I also passed out woke up in a
because I also passed out woke up in a
because I also passed out woke up in a stark white hospital room a while later
stark white hospital room a while later
stark white hospital room a while later surrounded by puzzled doctors and
surrounded by puzzled doctors and
surrounded by puzzled doctors and sitting in a pool of my own blood you
sitting in a pool of my own blood you
sitting in a pool of my own blood you see my right leg this one had been
see my right leg this one had been
see my right leg this one had been completely crushed shattered pulverized
completely crushed shattered pulverized
completely crushed shattered pulverized mutilated and isolated use whatever
mutilated and isolated use whatever
mutilated and isolated use whatever adjectives you want but basically I had
adjectives you want but basically I had
adjectives you want but basically I had to get it amputated and this happened
to get it amputated and this happened
to get it amputated and this happened for the first 18 years of my life I was
for the first 18 years of my life I was
for the first 18 years of my life I was considered normal maybe slightly loud
considered normal maybe slightly loud
considered normal maybe slightly loud for my size but mostly normal and
for my size but mostly normal and
for my size but mostly normal and suddenly now I was disabled and it
suddenly now I was disabled and it
suddenly now I was disabled and it matter how much I kind of denied it to
matter how much I kind of denied it to
matter how much I kind of denied it to other people
other people
other people whenever I brought it up with a new
whenever I brought it up with a new
whenever I brought it up with a new person I couldn’t help but wince when
person I couldn’t help but wince when
person I couldn’t help but wince when they were shouting this into you what
they were shouting this into you what
they were shouting this into you what did you do to deserve becoming a
did you do to deserve becoming a
did you do to deserve becoming a handicap and all my protests of I’m not
handicap and all my protests of I’m not
handicap and all my protests of I’m not handicapped were completely drowned out
handicapped were completely drowned out
handicapped were completely drowned out by Soto poor thing over the years I have
by Soto poor thing over the years I have
by Soto poor thing over the years I have collected a variety of responses in a
collected a variety of responses in a
collected a variety of responses in a variety of spheres just by virtue of the
variety of spheres just by virtue of the
variety of spheres just by virtue of the fact that I am now disabled so what I’m
fact that I am now disabled so what I’m
fact that I am now disabled so what I’m going to be doing is spending the next
going to be doing is spending the next
going to be doing is spending the next few minutes telling you a little bit
few minutes telling you a little bit
few minutes telling you a little bit about these reactions and hopefully
about these reactions and hopefully
about these reactions and hopefully giving you a little advice on what you
giving you a little advice on what you
giving you a little advice on what you can say the next time you meet somebody
can say the next time you meet somebody
can say the next time you meet somebody who is disabled so rule number one which
who is disabled so rule number one which
who is disabled so rule number one which I scroll to a little early is that we’re
I scroll to a little early is that we’re
I scroll to a little early is that we’re not inspiring the first thing that
not inspiring the first thing that
not inspiring the first thing that people have got to stop doing when they
people have got to stop doing when they
people have got to stop doing when they find out that somebody is disabled is
find out that somebody is disabled is
find out that somebody is disabled is bring them brave or inspiring come on
bring them brave or inspiring come on
bring them brave or inspiring come on you don’t know what anybody around you
you don’t know what anybody around you
you don’t know what anybody around you is going through whether they’re
is going through whether they’re
is going through whether they’re disabled or not and while there’s no
disabled or not and while there’s no
disabled or not and while there’s no question that disability is something
question that disability is something
question that disability is something that is hard to live with every day
that is hard to live with every day
that is hard to live with every day it’s not at all justified for a complete
it’s not at all justified for a complete
it’s not at all justified for a complete stranger to come up to you and say
stranger to come up to you and say
stranger to come up to you and say you’re so brave man like I would never
you’re so brave man like I would never
you’re so brave man like I would never be able to do that of course you would
be able to do that of course you would
be able to do that of course you would everybody has to do it and you know when
everybody has to do it and you know when
everybody has to do it and you know when you have my permission to call me
you have my permission to call me
you have my permission to call me inspiring when the day when all my
inspiring when the day when all my
inspiring when the day when all my interns show up to work on time one idea
interns show up to work on time one idea
interns show up to work on time one idea I’ll just be like yeah bring it bring it
I’ll just be like yeah bring it bring it
I’ll just be like yeah bring it bring it I am inspiring the second rule is that
I am inspiring the second rule is that
I am inspiring the second rule is that you should patronize restaurants and not
you should patronize restaurants and not
you should patronize restaurants and not people so if I’m out in public and I’m
people so if I’m out in public and I’m
people so if I’m out in public and I’m holding my boyfriend’s hand a bunch of
holding my boyfriend’s hand a bunch of
holding my boyfriend’s hand a bunch of people will start protesting saying oh
people will start protesting saying oh
people will start protesting saying oh you know Indian culture is being flushed
you know Indian culture is being flushed
you know Indian culture is being flushed down the toilet and all of that but then
down the toilet and all of that but then
down the toilet and all of that but then we find out I’m disabled and then ago
we find out I’m disabled and then ago
we find out I’m disabled and then ago then it’s okay eirick go protest tonight
then it’s okay eirick go protest tonight
then it’s okay eirick go protest tonight I am holding my boyfriend’s hand only
I am holding my boyfriend’s hand only
I am holding my boyfriend’s hand only for PDA not because I need it I have to
for PDA not because I need it I have to
for PDA not because I need it I have to work similarly I know I again I know I
work similarly I know I again I know I
work similarly I know I again I know I might look half my age but don’t be so
might look half my age but don’t be so
might look half my age but don’t be so excited just because I managed to climb
excited just because I managed to climb
excited just because I managed to climb a couple of steps or be so surprised
a couple of steps or be so surprised
a couple of steps or be so surprised just because I tell you I use public
just because I tell you I use public
just because I tell you I use public transport every day it’s not your
transport every day it’s not your
transport every day it’s not your business to tell me to hold your hand or
business to tell me to hold your hand or
business to tell me to hold your hand or to suggest that I should take a cab
to suggest that I should take a cab
to suggest that I should take a cab instead because those kind of things are
instead because those kind of things are
instead because those kind of things are just really patronizing rule number
just really patronizing rule number
just really patronizing rule number three is don’t be an agony auntie so if
three is don’t be an agony auntie so if
three is don’t be an agony auntie so if you’re the kind of person who tells your
you’re the kind of person who tells your
you’re the kind of person who tells your friends or kids or siblings jassm-er and
friends or kids or siblings jassm-er and
friends or kids or siblings jassm-er and Georgie Leia please in the ghee then
Georgie Leia please in the ghee then
Georgie Leia please in the ghee then don’t come and tell me why just go to a
don’t come and tell me why just go to a
don’t come and tell me why just go to a college that’s so far away
college that’s so far away
college that’s so far away why can’t you you know look for
why can’t you you know look for
why can’t you you know look for something that’s closer to your house I
something that’s closer to your house I
something that’s closer to your house I travel far away to a college for a good
travel far away to a college for a good
travel far away to a college for a good education that I have studied hard for
education that I have studied hard for
education that I have studied hard for and I’m going there and I know it’s a BA
and I’m going there and I know it’s a BA
and I’m going there and I know it’s a BA which many of you think is code word for
which many of you think is code word for
which many of you think is code word for getting drunk at 11:00 a.m. but I want
getting drunk at 11:00 a.m. but I want
getting drunk at 11:00 a.m. but I want to do it anyway similarly a lot of
to do it anyway similarly a lot of
to do it anyway similarly a lot of disabled people are advised by others to
disabled people are advised by others to
disabled people are advised by others to look for job opportunities that are work
look for job opportunities that are work
look for job opportunities that are work from home see disabled people love their
from home see disabled people love their
from home see disabled people love their beds just as much as anybody else if
beds just as much as anybody else if
beds just as much as anybody else if they’re choosing to get out of bed and
they’re choosing to get out of bed and
they’re choosing to get out of bed and go to some other place to work it’s
go to some other place to work it’s
go to some other place to work it’s their choice not yours reducing the
their choice not yours reducing the
their choice not yours reducing the scope of spaces in which the
scope of spaces in which the
scope of spaces in which the people can work or live their lives may
people can work or live their lives may
people can work or live their lives may boost your ego you know whether I don’t
boost your ego you know whether I don’t
boost your ego you know whether I don’t understand at all but it reduces our
understand at all but it reduces our
understand at all but it reduces our interaction with the everyday world it
interaction with the everyday world it
interaction with the everyday world it lowers our self-confidence and it
lowers our self-confidence and it
lowers our self-confidence and it increases societal bias and myth and
increases societal bias and myth and
increases societal bias and myth and myths about disability rule number four
myths about disability rule number four
myths about disability rule number four date don’t read so if you thought all
date don’t read so if you thought all
date don’t read so if you thought all these reactions were bad you should see
these reactions were bad you should see
these reactions were bad you should see what it’s like to date as a disabled
what it’s like to date as a disabled
what it’s like to date as a disabled person so potential lovers will ask you
person so potential lovers will ask you
person so potential lovers will ask you questions like it’s just one foot right
questions like it’s just one foot right
questions like it’s just one foot right the rest is dinner all wrong do you all
the rest is dinner all wrong do you all
the rest is dinner all wrong do you all keep your leg on during your you know or
keep your leg on during your you know or
keep your leg on during your you know or get him show me exactly to where your
get him show me exactly to where your
get him show me exactly to where your leg is no oh well these kind of
leg is no oh well these kind of
leg is no oh well these kind of questions make me feel like I’m a card
questions make me feel like I’m a card
questions make me feel like I’m a card in a secondhand showroom you know how
in a secondhand showroom you know how
in a secondhand showroom you know how many kilometres has she done she looks
many kilometres has she done she looks
many kilometres has she done she looks slightly defective but okay it’ll pass
slightly defective but okay it’ll pass
slightly defective but okay it’ll pass that kind of thing so please spare me
that kind of thing so please spare me
that kind of thing so please spare me and obviously because we live in India
and obviously because we live in India
and obviously because we live in India who we date is obviously my mom’s
who we date is obviously my mom’s
who we date is obviously my mom’s brother his mother-in-law’s nieces dogs
brother his mother-in-law’s nieces dogs
brother his mother-in-law’s nieces dogs business so other people end up having
business so other people end up having
business so other people end up having more opinions about my love life than I
more opinions about my love life than I
more opinions about my love life than I do so I get reactions like oh you’ll
do so I get reactions like oh you’ll
do so I get reactions like oh you’ll find it very tough to get married beta
find it very tough to get married beta
find it very tough to get married beta or um you have a boyfriend
or um you have a boyfriend
or um you have a boyfriend he’s also an amputee award or does your
he’s also an amputee award or does your
he’s also an amputee award or does your boyfriend know that you are an amputee
boyfriend know that you are an amputee
boyfriend know that you are an amputee look trust me my boyfriend I’ve seen a
look trust me my boyfriend I’ve seen a
look trust me my boyfriend I’ve seen a lot more of my body than just my
lot more of my body than just my
lot more of my body than just my prosthetic leg so he knows you know just
prosthetic leg so he knows you know just
prosthetic leg so he knows you know just like you shouldn’t with anybody else
like you shouldn’t with anybody else
like you shouldn’t with anybody else it’s not really nice to keep telling
it’s not really nice to keep telling
it’s not really nice to keep telling disabled people that they’re not
disabled people that they’re not
disabled people that they’re not attractive or their disability is
attractive or their disability is
attractive or their disability is something that they have to be ashamed
something that they have to be ashamed
something that they have to be ashamed or for that it’s going to hamper their
or for that it’s going to hamper their
or for that it’s going to hamper their prospects or that people wouldn’t want
prospects or that people wouldn’t want
prospects or that people wouldn’t want to introduce them to their parents and
to introduce them to their parents and
to introduce them to their parents and all that nonsense the fact is that of
all that nonsense the fact is that of
all that nonsense the fact is that of course you don’t have to be in a
course you don’t have to be in a
course you don’t have to be in a relationship to be happy but constantly
relationship to be happy but constantly
relationship to be happy but constantly to be constantly told that you’re
to be constantly told that you’re
to be constantly told that you’re unattractive can really take its toll on
unattractive can really take its toll on
unattractive can really take its toll on a person so personally for many years I
a person so personally for many years I
a person so personally for many years I had
had
had low self-esteem I never got into any
low self-esteem I never got into any
low self-esteem I never got into any serious romantic relationship because of
serious romantic relationship because of
serious romantic relationship because of these kind of responses and when I was
these kind of responses and when I was
these kind of responses and when I was writing my speech I was looking up some
writing my speech I was looking up some
writing my speech I was looking up some stats and I realized that disabled women
stats and I realized that disabled women
stats and I realized that disabled women tend to be an abusive relationships
tend to be an abusive relationships
tend to be an abusive relationships twice as often as non-disabled women and
twice as often as non-disabled women and
twice as often as non-disabled women and that’s often because they are told and
that’s often because they are told and
that’s often because they are told and genuinely believe that they can’t do
genuinely believe that they can’t do
genuinely believe that they can’t do better and comments like what I’ve
better and comments like what I’ve
better and comments like what I’ve described though they may seem pretty
described though they may seem pretty
described though they may seem pretty harmless are at the root of this kind of
harmless are at the root of this kind of
harmless are at the root of this kind of ablest and abusive culture rule number
ablest and abusive culture rule number
ablest and abusive culture rule number five keep petitioning for the government
five keep petitioning for the government
five keep petitioning for the government to ban small talk so I’ve said this once
to ban small talk so I’ve said this once
to ban small talk so I’ve said this once and I’ve said this and I’ll say it again
and I’ve said this and I’ll say it again
and I’ve said this and I’ll say it again I keep feeling like small talk is this
I keep feeling like small talk is this
I keep feeling like small talk is this tool developed by nosy aunties and
tool developed by nosy aunties and
tool developed by nosy aunties and uncles just as a provocation to
uncles just as a provocation to
uncles just as a provocation to provocation test to see how much stupid
provocation test to see how much stupid
provocation test to see how much stupid stuff they can say or ask before you
stuff they can say or ask before you
stuff they can say or ask before you start like prancing around the room like
start like prancing around the room like
start like prancing around the room like a monkey tripping on acid
a monkey tripping on acid
a monkey tripping on acid so no seriously small talk is the worst
so no seriously small talk is the worst
so no seriously small talk is the worst so after the usual questions like you
so after the usual questions like you
so after the usual questions like you know how’s your how’s your job how’s
know how’s your how’s your job how’s
know how’s your how’s your job how’s your family the next question I usually
your family the next question I usually
your family the next question I usually get asked is housing link so my favorite
get asked is housing link so my favorite
get asked is housing link so my favorite thing to do at this point of time is
thing to do at this point of time is
thing to do at this point of time is look at my nan prosthetic legs and leg
look at my nan prosthetic legs and leg
look at my nan prosthetic legs and leg and be like it’s in serious need of
and be like it’s in serious need of
and be like it’s in serious need of Shaving I really need to cut my toenails
Shaving I really need to cut my toenails
Shaving I really need to cut my toenails these mosquito bites are so annoying and
these mosquito bites are so annoying and
these mosquito bites are so annoying and I just keep going on in this way and
I just keep going on in this way and
I just keep going on in this way and until people are forced to either give
until people are forced to either give
until people are forced to either give up or admit that the only thing that
up or admit that the only thing that
up or admit that the only thing that they were asking about was my fake leg
they were asking about was my fake leg
they were asking about was my fake leg rule number six I’m the same person that
rule number six I’m the same person that
rule number six I’m the same person that I was four minutes ago so uh because my
I was four minutes ago so uh because my
I was four minutes ago so uh because my disability specifically is not a very
disability specifically is not a very
disability specifically is not a very visible one because I usually wear jeans
visible one because I usually wear jeans
visible one because I usually wear jeans and sneakers a lot of my friends and
and sneakers a lot of my friends and
and sneakers a lot of my friends and colleagues have not immediately realized
colleagues have not immediately realized
colleagues have not immediately realized that that I am an amputee and you know
that that I am an amputee and you know
that that I am an amputee and you know they found out a little while a little
they found out a little while a little
they found out a little while a little later in two of my relationship with
later in two of my relationship with
later in two of my relationship with them and you know when earlier they
them and you know when earlier they
them and you know when earlier they would have you know run down steps with
would have you know run down steps with
would have you know run down steps with me being boisterous generally you don’t
me being boisterous generally you don’t
me being boisterous generally you don’t be normal with me suddenly they’ll be
be normal with me suddenly they’ll be
be normal with me suddenly they’ll be like oh you want to take the escalator
like oh you want to take the escalator
like oh you want to take the escalator of course how silly of me
of course how silly of me
of course how silly of me and I’m like yeah I don’t feel like
and I’m like yeah I don’t feel like
and I’m like yeah I don’t feel like toning my thighs man like just as much
toning my thighs man like just as much
toning my thighs man like just as much as you I’m just lazy
as you I’m just lazy
as you I’m just lazy relax I can take steps it’s it’s really
relax I can take steps it’s it’s really
relax I can take steps it’s it’s really frustrating when when you know the same
frustrating when when you know the same
frustrating when when you know the same people have treated you one way and then
people have treated you one way and then
people have treated you one way and then suddenly they’re treating you a
suddenly they’re treating you a
suddenly they’re treating you a different way because they found out
different way because they found out
different way because they found out something about you and that makes it
something about you and that makes it
something about you and that makes it really difficult for for anybody to have
really difficult for for anybody to have
really difficult for for anybody to have like a normal relationship because it’s
like a normal relationship because it’s
like a normal relationship because it’s always like in my mind like okay like
always like in my mind like okay like
always like in my mind like okay like two minutes ago they were saying this
two minutes ago they were saying this
two minutes ago they were saying this and now suddenly they like want to hold
and now suddenly they like want to hold
and now suddenly they like want to hold my hand or whatever so you know if you
my hand or whatever so you know if you
my hand or whatever so you know if you ever offer help to a disabled person
ever offer help to a disabled person
ever offer help to a disabled person I’ll say this and they turn it down
I’ll say this and they turn it down
I’ll say this and they turn it down don’t ask them again and again and if
don’t ask them again and again and if
don’t ask them again and again and if they do take it up because they do need
they do take it up because they do need
they do take it up because they do need your help for physical support you don’t
your help for physical support you don’t
your help for physical support you don’t need to fuss over them if they have
need to fuss over them if they have
need to fuss over them if they have asked you when you’re a complete
asked you when you’re a complete
asked you when you’re a complete stranger for your help it’s taken a lot
stranger for your help it’s taken a lot
stranger for your help it’s taken a lot of swallowing of pride they have kind of
of swallowing of pride they have kind of
of swallowing of pride they have kind of anticipated this reaction from you and
anticipated this reaction from you and
anticipated this reaction from you and if you make a very big deal out of it
if you make a very big deal out of it
if you make a very big deal out of it then transfer the next time they need
then transfer the next time they need
then transfer the next time they need help they might not really ask for it in
help they might not really ask for it in
help they might not really ask for it in time rule number seven this is a I
time rule number seven this is a I
time rule number seven this is a I should probably end on the note that not
should probably end on the note that not
should probably end on the note that not all reactions that have got to my
all reactions that have got to my
all reactions that have got to my prosthetic leg have been bad one of my
prosthetic leg have been bad one of my
prosthetic leg have been bad one of my friends for example has created three
friends for example has created three
friends for example has created three prototypes of prosthetic legs on paper
prototypes of prosthetic legs on paper
prototypes of prosthetic legs on paper for me one of them has a coffee maker
for me one of them has a coffee maker
for me one of them has a coffee maker one of them is an electricity generator
one of them is an electricity generator
one of them is an electricity generator and the third one has a bunch of storage
and the third one has a bunch of storage
and the third one has a bunch of storage space so I can like stick in a
space so I can like stick in a
space so I can like stick in a toothbrush somewhere like you know it’s
toothbrush somewhere like you know it’s
toothbrush somewhere like you know it’s it’s the works so she has these like
it’s the works so she has these like
it’s the works so she has these like dreams of one day you know collaborating
dreams of one day you know collaborating
dreams of one day you know collaborating with somebody and actually making these
with somebody and actually making these
with somebody and actually making these prosthetic legs and gifting them to me
prosthetic legs and gifting them to me
prosthetic legs and gifting them to me on some landmark birthday I guess
on some landmark birthday I guess
on some landmark birthday I guess another friend of mine the day after I
another friend of mine the day after I
another friend of mine the day after I had my accident and I was in hospital
had my accident and I was in hospital
had my accident and I was in hospital and I’m kind of surrounded by these
and I’m kind of surrounded by these
and I’m kind of surrounded by these doctors and body relatives she comes and
doctors and body relatives she comes and
doctors and body relatives she comes and like whispers into my ear now you will
like whispers into my ear now you will
like whispers into my ear now you will get 50% off on pedicures yes
[Applause]
[Applause] and yet another friend of mine and I
and yet another friend of mine and I
and yet another friend of mine and I have seriously discussed using my leg as
have seriously discussed using my leg as
have seriously discussed using my leg as a weapon against shady guys who try to
a weapon against shady guys who try to
a weapon against shady guys who try to hit on me so it’s made of titanium so it
hit on me so it’s made of titanium so it
hit on me so it’s made of titanium so it could it could do some serious damage
could it could do some serious damage
could it could do some serious damage what I’m trying to say is that it
what I’m trying to say is that it
what I’m trying to say is that it doesn’t have to be something that’s sad
doesn’t have to be something that’s sad
doesn’t have to be something that’s sad my leg has been a great source of
my leg has been a great source of
my leg has been a great source of entertainment in my life I probably
entertainment in my life I probably
entertainment in my life I probably wouldn’t be standing here in front of
wouldn’t be standing here in front of
wouldn’t be standing here in front of all of you if I didn’t have it so it’s
all of you if I didn’t have it so it’s
all of you if I didn’t have it so it’s okay I know that like when you’re when
okay I know that like when you’re when
okay I know that like when you’re when you meet somebody who’s a little
you meet somebody who’s a little
you meet somebody who’s a little different from you things can get a
different from you things can get a
different from you things can get a little awkward you might end up saying
little awkward you might end up saying
little awkward you might end up saying something that you don’t want to say or
something that you don’t want to say or
something that you don’t want to say or that sounded better in your head and as
that sounded better in your head and as
that sounded better in your head and as somebody who keeps speaking without
somebody who keeps speaking without
somebody who keeps speaking without filtering what I’m saying I know I know
filtering what I’m saying I know I know
filtering what I’m saying I know I know what it feels like but just remember
what it feels like but just remember
what it feels like but just remember some some rules firstly if silence is
some some rules firstly if silence is
some some rules firstly if silence is golden when pity is aluminum foil it has
golden when pity is aluminum foil it has
golden when pity is aluminum foil it has no place in your relationship with
no place in your relationship with
no place in your relationship with anybody the second thing is different
anybody the second thing is different
anybody the second thing is different people have different disabilities now I
people have different disabilities now I
people have different disabilities now I have listed out seven rules which apply
have listed out seven rules which apply
have listed out seven rules which apply to me Oh which which I personally feel
to me Oh which which I personally feel
to me Oh which which I personally feel that you should keep in mind but I am
that you should keep in mind but I am
that you should keep in mind but I am nobody to say that you know they apply
nobody to say that you know they apply
nobody to say that you know they apply to every kind of disabled person so
to every kind of disabled person so
to every kind of disabled person so gauge the situation with each person you
gauge the situation with each person you
gauge the situation with each person you meet rather than just regarding me as
meet rather than just regarding me as
meet rather than just regarding me as your Messiah although if you want me to
your Messiah although if you want me to
your Messiah although if you want me to join your cult just let me know and
join your cult just let me know and
join your cult just let me know and lastly I think just if you want to joke
lastly I think just if you want to joke
lastly I think just if you want to joke about someone’s disability in most cases
about someone’s disability in most cases
about someone’s disability in most cases it actually is fine but first the first
it actually is fine but first the first
it actually is fine but first the first thing that you should avoid with that is
thing that you should avoid with that is
thing that you should avoid with that is doing behind their back because then
doing behind their back because then
doing behind their back because then it’s mockery it’s not a joke and if you
it’s mockery it’s not a joke and if you
it’s mockery it’s not a joke and if you do it to their face you should make sure
do it to their face you should make sure
do it to their face you should make sure that they are comfortable with it that
that they are comfortable with it that
that they are comfortable with it that they joke about it themselves that it’s
they joke about it themselves that it’s
they joke about it themselves that it’s still not like a sore spot with them and
still not like a sore spot with them and
still not like a sore spot with them and then go ahead and do it so to wind up if
then go ahead and do it so to wind up if
then go ahead and do it so to wind up if you do have to treat me differently than
you do have to treat me differently than
you do have to treat me differently than you treat everybody else let it be
you treat everybody else let it be
you treat everybody else let it be because I have said something that’s
because I have said something that’s
because I have said something that’s changed your life or because I’ve wasted
changed your life or because I’ve wasted
changed your life or because I’ve wasted the last fifteen minutes of your life
the last fifteen minutes of your life
the last fifteen minutes of your life you have my full permission to throw
you have my full permission to throw
you have my full permission to throw chiapas at me when we’re outside thank
chiapas at me when we’re outside thank
chiapas at me when we’re outside thank you
you
you [Applause]
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