okay cool hey everybody us really happy to be here my name is
us really happy to be here my name is
us really happy to be here my name is Vivek Madhubani I am a stand-up comedian
Vivek Madhubani I am a stand-up comedian
Vivek Madhubani I am a stand-up comedian and I want to clarify something my being
and I want to clarify something my being
and I want to clarify something my being a comedian is not because I have a
a comedian is not because I have a
a comedian is not because I have a funnier life not because I talk with a
funnier life not because I talk with a
funnier life not because I talk with a funny voice and I definitely do not have
funny voice and I definitely do not have
funny voice and I definitely do not have a funny face alright I know what I look
a funny face alright I know what I look
a funny face alright I know what I look like
like
like I have mirror too okay I look suspicious
I have mirror too okay I look suspicious
I have mirror too okay I look suspicious I get it but I must tell you something
I get it but I must tell you something
I get it but I must tell you something don’t think also sad you know you don’t
don’t think also sad you know you don’t
don’t think also sad you know you don’t know you must understand this face is a
know you must understand this face is a
know you must understand this face is a benefit I never ever have to line up at
benefit I never ever have to line up at
benefit I never ever have to line up at the mini bus line I just cut and queue
the mini bus line I just cut and queue
the mini bus line I just cut and queue get on the bus tree but you know what
get on the bus tree but you know what
get on the bus tree but you know what I’ll take the next one I don’t want to
I’ll take the next one I don’t want to
I’ll take the next one I don’t want to get this one I like my life is good do
get this one I like my life is good do
get this one I like my life is good do you understand how good it is but I must
you understand how good it is but I must
you understand how good it is but I must say one thing I learned though doing
say one thing I learned though doing
say one thing I learned though doing comedies that it’s not really about you
comedies that it’s not really about you
comedies that it’s not really about you know trying to be funny but it’s more
know trying to be funny but it’s more
know trying to be funny but it’s more like looking at your life and trying to
like looking at your life and trying to
like looking at your life and trying to ask why why is this happening why am i
ask why why is this happening why am i
ask why why is this happening why am i doing this why do I think that way
doing this why do I think that way
doing this why do I think that way because a very famous comedian once said
because a very famous comedian once said
because a very famous comedian once said Cal Burnett once said comedy is equal to
Cal Burnett once said comedy is equal to
Cal Burnett once said comedy is equal to tragedy plus time which is interesting
tragedy plus time which is interesting
tragedy plus time which is interesting because for me growing up in Hong Kong I
because for me growing up in Hong Kong I
because for me growing up in Hong Kong I went to look which tiny school and that
went to look which tiny school and that
went to look which tiny school and that meant that I was the only non Chinese
meant that I was the only non Chinese
meant that I was the only non Chinese kid in my class all the time so what
kid in my class all the time so what
kid in my class all the time so what would happen is that I would get picked
would happen is that I would get picked
would happen is that I would get picked on all the kind of stuff but at the same
on all the kind of stuff but at the same
on all the kind of stuff but at the same time I also had this unique power that I
time I also had this unique power that I
time I also had this unique power that I could make stuff up I could lie to my
could make stuff up I could lie to my
could make stuff up I could lie to my friends and they would believe me so for
friends and they would believe me so for
friends and they would believe me so for example I am Indian but at home we spoke
example I am Indian but at home we spoke
example I am Indian but at home we spoke in English and what what that means is
in English and what what that means is
in English and what what that means is that my own dialect or Hindi and Cindy
that my own dialect or Hindi and Cindy
that my own dialect or Hindi and Cindy is very poor however my classmates would
is very poor however my classmates would
is very poor however my classmates would never know that right and when they
never know that right and when they
never know that right and when they would ask me hey babe I’m going to India
would ask me hey babe I’m going to India
would ask me hey babe I’m going to India next month can you teach me some handy
next month can you teach me some handy
next month can you teach me some handy and Cindy I’m like of course I can I’m
and Cindy I’m like of course I can I’m
and Cindy I’m like of course I can I’m Indian right by default I must know this
Indian right by default I must know this
Indian right by default I must know this so he’s like also so if I see an Indian
so he’s like also so if I see an Indian
so he’s like also so if I see an Indian person how do I say hello so just to
person how do I say hello so just to
person how do I say hello so just to clarify something guys if you go to
clarify something guys if you go to
clarify something guys if you go to India and see an Indian person and say
India and see an Indian person and say
India and see an Indian person and say hello we understand okay but I don’t
hello we understand okay but I don’t
hello we understand okay but I don’t have to tell my friend that I was like
have to tell my friend that I was like
have to tell my friend that I was like oh the word for hello in an Indian word
oh the word for hello in an Indian word
oh the word for hello in an Indian word is Gilly Gullu alright see the o’kiku
is Gilly Gullu alright see the o’kiku
is Gilly Gullu alright see the o’kiku okay I could do that and also how do I
okay I could do that and also how do I
okay I could do that and also how do I say bye again anywhere in this world
say bye again anywhere in this world
say bye again anywhere in this world probably if you said bye to anybody
probably if you said bye to anybody
probably if you said bye to anybody highly likely they would know what that
highly likely they would know what that
highly likely they would know what that meant right but that’s how my friend
meant right but that’s how my friend
meant right but that’s how my friend like oh the word for bye
like oh the word for bye
like oh the word for bye Gullu kidding so can you imagine my
Gullu kidding so can you imagine my
Gullu kidding so can you imagine my friend took the Gili Gullu goes to India
friend took the Gili Gullu goes to India
friend took the Gili Gullu goes to India gets off that plane he’s like oh my god
gets off that plane he’s like oh my god
gets off that plane he’s like oh my god this is it this is it
this is it this is it
this is it this is it giddy guru Gilligan right
giddy guru Gilligan right
giddy guru Gilligan right dear is how bizarre was he came back to
dear is how bizarre was he came back to
dear is how bizarre was he came back to Hong Kong he still did not know that I
Hong Kong he still did not know that I
Hong Kong he still did not know that I was tricking him came back he’s I havea
was tricking him came back he’s I havea
was tricking him came back he’s I havea bum how come when I said giddy guru no
bum how come when I said giddy guru no
bum how come when I said giddy guru no buddy understood me I was like just just
buddy understood me I was like just just
buddy understood me I was like just just say it once to me like he’s a giddy glue
say it once to me like he’s a giddy glue
say it once to me like he’s a giddy glue I’m like remember when you talked to an
I’m like remember when you talked to an
I’m like remember when you talked to an Indian person you must shake your head
Indian person you must shake your head
Indian person you must shake your head Gillie velu get it guru he’s like oh
Gillie velu get it guru he’s like oh
Gillie velu get it guru he’s like oh that’s what I’m missing I’m like you’re
that’s what I’m missing I’m like you’re
that’s what I’m missing I’m like you’re an idiot right but what I’m trying to
an idiot right but what I’m trying to
an idiot right but what I’m trying to say is that these were stories in my
say is that these were stories in my
say is that these were stories in my past and for me a lot of times I find
past and for me a lot of times I find
past and for me a lot of times I find that when I think about this a key is a
that when I think about this a key is a
that when I think about this a key is a tragedy that there were so many
tragedy that there were so many
tragedy that there were so many assumptions that oh because you’re this
assumptions that oh because you’re this
assumptions that oh because you’re this truth that because you’re this you that
truth that because you’re this you that
truth that because you’re this you that just like I say nowadays I know what I
just like I say nowadays I know what I
just like I say nowadays I know what I look like I know a lot of times when I
look like I know a lot of times when I
look like I know a lot of times when I take the bus the seat next to me is
take the bus the seat next to me is
take the bus the seat next to me is always the last one gets filled up I
always the last one gets filled up I
always the last one gets filled up I don’t blame anybody I like it space is
don’t blame anybody I like it space is
don’t blame anybody I like it space is the premium here right don’t sit next to
the premium here right don’t sit next to
the premium here right don’t sit next to me awesome I love it but the point is
me awesome I love it but the point is
me awesome I love it but the point is this is that comedy equals the tragedy
this is that comedy equals the tragedy
this is that comedy equals the tragedy plus time so we think about today’s
plus time so we think about today’s
plus time so we think about today’s topic of learning from the past
topic of learning from the past
topic of learning from the past inspiring the future what I really do as
inspiring the future what I really do as
inspiring the future what I really do as a comedian is not living fun your life
a comedian is not living fun your life
a comedian is not living fun your life than you guys I simply go to my path and
than you guys I simply go to my path and
than you guys I simply go to my path and constantly ask why why does that happen
constantly ask why why does that happen
constantly ask why why does that happen what was going on why would they think
what was going on why would they think
what was going on why would they think of that every day of my life today I ask
of that every day of my life today I ask
of that every day of my life today I ask myself why this why that why that and
myself why this why that why that and
myself why this why that why that and it’s fun because all of a sudden things
it’s fun because all of a sudden things
it’s fun because all of a sudden things change no longer am I just saying I want
change no longer am I just saying I want
change no longer am I just saying I want to have a good life I’m looking for the
to have a good life I’m looking for the
to have a good life I’m looking for the tragedy I’m looking for the bad stuff
tragedy I’m looking for the bad stuff
tragedy I’m looking for the bad stuff think about it for all the adults sure
think about it for all the adults sure
think about it for all the adults sure when you have your reunions with the old
when you have your reunions with the old
when you have your reunions with the old classmates you don’t come back and hang
classmates you don’t come back and hang
classmates you don’t come back and hang out hey remember that time where you all
out hey remember that time where you all
out hey remember that time where you all got straight A’s yeah we don’t talk
got straight A’s yeah we don’t talk
got straight A’s yeah we don’t talk about that we talk about the time you
about that we talk about the time you
about that we talk about the time you got in trouble we talked about the
got in trouble we talked about the
got in trouble we talked about the punishment right we talked about how we
punishment right we talked about how we
punishment right we talked about how we got out of school and got illegally
got out of school and got illegally
got out of school and got illegally sedessa think about it when you wake up
sedessa think about it when you wake up
sedessa think about it when you wake up one day for work or for school and you
one day for work or for school and you
one day for work or for school and you find out you’re late for school
find out you’re late for school
find out you’re late for school right the fun is when you have to think
right the fun is when you have to think
right the fun is when you have to think about do I decide to call in and pretend
about do I decide to call in and pretend
about do I decide to call in and pretend I’m sick or do I take the risk of
I’m sick or do I take the risk of
I’m sick or do I take the risk of running late to school and getting in
running late to school and getting in
running late to school and getting in trouble now when you think about it a
trouble now when you think about it a
trouble now when you think about it a good person would say I’d wake up early
good person would say I’d wake up early
good person would say I’d wake up early on time go to school good life no but
on time go to school good life no but
on time go to school good life no but the fun is when you’re trying to think
the fun is when you’re trying to think
the fun is when you’re trying to think about what should I do and let’s say you
about what should I do and let’s say you
about what should I do and let’s say you decide I’m gonna call in sick then you
decide I’m gonna call in sick then you
decide I’m gonna call in sick then you got to think about the whole plan right
got to think about the whole plan right
got to think about the whole plan right you’re like what type of sickness to
you’re like what type of sickness to
you’re like what type of sickness to have a fever to have a sore throat how
have a fever to have a sore throat how
have a fever to have a sore throat how sore is my throat
sore is my throat
sore is my throat is it the sore throat or is it sore
is it the sore throat or is it sore
is it the sore throat or is it sore throat which one right you look in the
throat which one right you look in the
throat which one right you look in the mirror you like right when you call in
mirror you like right when you call in
mirror you like right when you call in you have to be authentic they’re like ah
you have to be authentic they’re like ah
you have to be authentic they’re like ah that sounds like stars there we go right
hey so the tragedy actually over time
hey so the tragedy actually over time becomes comedy in the same way your past
becomes comedy in the same way your past
becomes comedy in the same way your past is not what disc what the past is it’s
is not what disc what the past is it’s
is not what disc what the past is it’s how you frame it just like I could talk
how you frame it just like I could talk
how you frame it just like I could talk about all these stories and say you know
about all these stories and say you know
about all these stories and say you know it was really tough for me my school is
it was really tough for me my school is
it was really tough for me my school is really strict if you relate you get in
really strict if you relate you get in
really strict if you relate you get in trouble but no I find it’s funny I was
trouble but no I find it’s funny I was
trouble but no I find it’s funny I was like oh cuz school is so strict how can
like oh cuz school is so strict how can
like oh cuz school is so strict how can i play with this how can I use it to my
i play with this how can I use it to my
i play with this how can I use it to my advantage
advantage
advantage just like I say a lot of times am i
just like I say a lot of times am i
just like I say a lot of times am i doing comedy people have assumptions oh
doing comedy people have assumptions oh
doing comedy people have assumptions oh you must be this you must be that you
you must be this you must be that you
you must be this you must be that you must be a happy person you must watch
must be a happy person you must watch
must be a happy person you must watch comedy all day let me explain something
comedy all day let me explain something
comedy all day let me explain something you guys as a comedian I love what I do
you guys as a comedian I love what I do
you guys as a comedian I love what I do because I’m constantly asking why we do
because I’m constantly asking why we do
because I’m constantly asking why we do certain things people talk to me about
certain things people talk to me about
certain things people talk to me about heavy topics like you know do you
heavy topics like you know do you
heavy topics like you know do you believe in equality well when you were
believe in equality well when you were
believe in equality well when you were young will you discriminated yes I was
young will you discriminated yes I was
young will you discriminated yes I was but you know do you feel this a bad
but you know do you feel this a bad
but you know do you feel this a bad thing like well depends how you see now
thing like well depends how you see now
thing like well depends how you see now discrimination is something I faced when
discrimination is something I faced when
discrimination is something I faced when I was growing up and I don’t I think
I was growing up and I don’t I think
I was growing up and I don’t I think this is exist everywhere in the world
this is exist everywhere in the world
this is exist everywhere in the world I’m not gonna say we shall respect each
I’m not gonna say we shall respect each
I’m not gonna say we shall respect each other’s stuff for that think what you
other’s stuff for that think what you
other’s stuff for that think what you want everyone has an opinion however
want everyone has an opinion however
want everyone has an opinion however what I find is how you frame it how I
what I find is how you frame it how I
what I find is how you frame it how I frame it as a comedian I’m constantly
frame it as a comedian I’m constantly
frame it as a comedian I’m constantly trying to frame the situation like why
trying to frame the situation like why
trying to frame the situation like why is it so why is it so why do people
is it so why is it so why do people
is it so why is it so why do people always call me a terrorist I’m Indian
always call me a terrorist I’m Indian
always call me a terrorist I’m Indian we’re not into the whole bombing thing
we’re not into the whole bombing thing
we’re not into the whole bombing thing right like you mixed up your regions now
right like you mixed up your regions now
right like you mixed up your regions now think about it the only time you would
think about it the only time you would
think about it the only time you would ever get a bomb from an Indian person is
ever get a bomb from an Indian person is
ever get a bomb from an Indian person is after a night of heavy curry all right
after a night of heavy curry all right
after a night of heavy curry all right all right the next morning you wake up
all right the next morning you wake up
all right the next morning you wake up you’re feeling inside you we are such
you’re feeling inside you we are such
you’re feeling inside you we are such spiritual people that even the bombs we
spiritual people that even the bombs we
spiritual people that even the bombs we gave you come from within
gave you come from within
gave you come from within all right so but think about what I just
all right so but think about what I just
all right so but think about what I just said is like it’s actually still the
said is like it’s actually still the
said is like it’s actually still the tragedy that we still have these
tragedy that we still have these
tragedy that we still have these perceptions on life but the things I
perceptions on life but the things I
perceptions on life but the things I always take my path and I say why is it
always take my path and I say why is it
always take my path and I say why is it so why do people think this and how can
so why do people think this and how can
so why do people think this and how can i play with it to my advantage so the
i play with it to my advantage so the
i play with it to my advantage so the values this is more about reframing what
values this is more about reframing what
values this is more about reframing what your what your life is in reframing your
your what your life is in reframing your
your what your life is in reframing your past to inspire your future many times
past to inspire your future many times
past to inspire your future many times you will say but your past will define
you will say but your past will define
you will say but your past will define your future I always say no it’s your
your future I always say no it’s your
your future I always say no it’s your choice you can choose to let it define
choice you can choose to let it define
choice you can choose to let it define your future hasn’t I had a bad life you
your future hasn’t I had a bad life you
your future hasn’t I had a bad life you know I did this I regret it so you know
know I did this I regret it so you know
know I did this I regret it so you know what that’s how it’s gonna be or you can
what that’s how it’s gonna be or you can
what that’s how it’s gonna be or you can say okay how can I take what I’ve
say okay how can I take what I’ve
say okay how can I take what I’ve how can I take all the struggles how can
how can I take all the struggles how can
how can I take all the struggles how can I take all the good things I’ve had and
I take all the good things I’ve had and
I take all the good things I’ve had and inspire the future I want but the
inspire the future I want but the
inspire the future I want but the question you must ask yourself is that
question you must ask yourself is that
question you must ask yourself is that what is the future you want now for me I
what is the future you want now for me I
what is the future you want now for me I love comedy I grew up watching a lot of
love comedy I grew up watching a lot of
love comedy I grew up watching a lot of comedians and I would love the idea that
comedians and I would love the idea that
comedians and I would love the idea that some guy could just hold a mic and tell
some guy could just hold a mic and tell
some guy could just hold a mic and tell a story and I would laugh what a
a story and I would laugh what a
a story and I would laugh what a fantastic experience right however you
fantastic experience right however you
fantastic experience right however you can’t just be like ok my turn huh it
can’t just be like ok my turn huh it
can’t just be like ok my turn huh it doesn’t work that way right you have to
doesn’t work that way right you have to
doesn’t work that way right you have to put in some effort but the truth is
put in some effort but the truth is
put in some effort but the truth is you’re digging deep into your past when
you’re digging deep into your past when
you’re digging deep into your past when you first start calm do you I should go
you first start calm do you I should go
you first start calm do you I should go to your path and look at all the
to your path and look at all the
to your path and look at all the experiences you had usually always
experiences you had usually always
experiences you had usually always tragedies now for me I was always had
tragedies now for me I was always had
tragedies now for me I was always had this one story that I loved telling and
this one story that I loved telling and
this one story that I loved telling and it’s strange because this is one of my
it’s strange because this is one of my
it’s strange because this is one of my original comedy bits however what’s
original comedy bits however what’s
original comedy bits however what’s happened is that people seem to like it
happened is that people seem to like it
happened is that people seem to like it a lot to the point they come to a comedy
a lot to the point they come to a comedy
a lot to the point they come to a comedy show that I’m on and I’m one of the
show that I’m on and I’m one of the
show that I’m on and I’m one of the performers and I hey are you can do that
performers and I hey are you can do that
performers and I hey are you can do that bit about the ID card I’m like first of
bit about the ID card I’m like first of
bit about the ID card I’m like first of all this is not karaoke you don’t get to
all this is not karaoke you don’t get to
all this is not karaoke you don’t get to pick a joke huh I’ll take number one at
pick a joke huh I’ll take number one at
pick a joke huh I’ll take number one at number three please all right I’m next
number three please all right I’m next
number three please all right I’m next right but I do enjoy telling a joke
right but I do enjoy telling a joke
right but I do enjoy telling a joke because it is a true story what happens
because it is a true story what happens
because it is a true story what happens for me is that even nowadays it’s much
for me is that even nowadays it’s much
for me is that even nowadays it’s much less but when I was young I would always
less but when I was young I would always
less but when I was young I would always get stopped by the police to get my ID
get stopped by the police to get my ID
get stopped by the police to get my ID card checked now this is actually a
card checked now this is actually a
card checked now this is actually a problem for a lot of young Indian sorry
problem for a lot of young Indian sorry
problem for a lot of young Indian sorry young South Asian kids in Hong Kong
young South Asian kids in Hong Kong
young South Asian kids in Hong Kong because for some reason we’re just
because for some reason we’re just
because for some reason we’re just profile without our choice right however
profile without our choice right however
profile without our choice right however it happened to me all the time I’d be
it happened to me all the time I’d be
it happened to me all the time I’d be walking home minding my own business a
walking home minding my own business a
walking home minding my own business a policeman will see me you always like
policeman will see me you always like
policeman will see me you always like you ID God right I could be sat next to
you ID God right I could be sat next to
you ID God right I could be sat next to me but you I do comic dude I’m not deaf
me but you I do comic dude I’m not deaf
me but you I do comic dude I’m not deaf alright so I’m always scared I’m I hope
alright so I’m always scared I’m I hope
alright so I’m always scared I’m I hope you see my crap now the guy takes my
you see my crap now the guy takes my
you see my crap now the guy takes my card it is so obvious he cannot
card it is so obvious he cannot
card it is so obvious he cannot pronounce my name he takes my car he’s
pronounce my name he takes my car he’s
pronounce my name he takes my car he’s like oh yeah right and he starts to do
like oh yeah right and he starts to do
like oh yeah right and he starts to do like the distance makes a difference
like the distance makes a difference
like the distance makes a difference right oh I could not pronounce her name
right oh I could not pronounce her name
right oh I could not pronounce her name oh I’m short-sighted now I can right so
oh I’m short-sighted now I can right so
oh I’m short-sighted now I can right so he’s holding my cart trying to guess my
he’s holding my cart trying to guess my
he’s holding my cart trying to guess my surname now my surname is ma boo Bonnie
surname now my surname is ma boo Bonnie
surname now my surname is ma boo Bonnie it’s a typical Indian Cyndi surname now
it’s a typical Indian Cyndi surname now
it’s a typical Indian Cyndi surname now maybe this guy was nervous he was
maybe this guy was nervous he was
maybe this guy was nervous he was standing like shaking one leg I’ve never
standing like shaking one leg I’ve never
standing like shaking one leg I’ve never seen anyone stand and shake their leg
seen anyone stand and shake their leg
seen anyone stand and shake their leg you know me sit knew that but this guy
you know me sit knew that but this guy
you know me sit knew that but this guy okay whatever and maybe he’s pumping
okay whatever and maybe he’s pumping
okay whatever and maybe he’s pumping knowledge I have no idea whatever right
knowledge I have no idea whatever right
knowledge I have no idea whatever right I’m not gonna ask him so he’s looking at
I’m not gonna ask him so he’s looking at
I’m not gonna ask him so he’s looking at my cart trying to guess my name now am i
my cart trying to guess my name now am i
my cart trying to guess my name now am i starting me Babu Bonnie he’s probably
starting me Babu Bonnie he’s probably
starting me Babu Bonnie he’s probably thinking the typical thought okay
thinking the typical thought okay
thinking the typical thought okay surname sass letter
surname sass letter
surname sass letter looks very suspicious like terrorist his
looks very suspicious like terrorist his
looks very suspicious like terrorist his best guess was Mohammed but that is not
best guess was Mohammed but that is not
best guess was Mohammed but that is not even hi pronounce that he pronounced it
even hi pronounce that he pronounced it
even hi pronounce that he pronounced it as Mohammed did like what past tense
since when did Mohammed become a verb
since when did Mohammed become a verb you cannot use it in a sentence gambling
you cannot use it in a sentence gambling
you cannot use it in a sentence gambling hey man um yeah I Muhammad did you like
hey man um yeah I Muhammad did you like
hey man um yeah I Muhammad did you like what I Jesus you back I don’t know how
what I Jesus you back I don’t know how
what I Jesus you back I don’t know how this work I’m confused I I don’t I don’t
this work I’m confused I I don’t I don’t
this work I’m confused I I don’t I don’t get it but of course I’m scared so I’m
get it but of course I’m scared so I’m
get it but of course I’m scared so I’m gonna stand there like holding my
gonna stand there like holding my
gonna stand there like holding my laughter my he’s and this is when he was
laughter my he’s and this is when he was
laughter my he’s and this is when he was like he’s like all prized all right he’s
like he’s like all prized all right he’s
like he’s like all prized all right he’s got my name is that okay Mohammad dead
got my name is that okay Mohammad dead
got my name is that okay Mohammad dead where are you going
where are you going
where are you going sorry sir I’m just going home what’s the
sorry sir I’m just going home what’s the
sorry sir I’m just going home what’s the problem he’s like Mohammad did from
problem he’s like Mohammad did from
problem he’s like Mohammad did from where you all come I’m like what from
where you all come I’m like what from
where you all come I’m like what from where you are
where you are
where you are would you go down from Star Wars what is
would you go down from Star Wars what is
would you go down from Star Wars what is this all right now I don’t blame him you
this all right now I don’t blame him you
this all right now I don’t blame him you know I had well his English wasn’t very
know I had well his English wasn’t very
know I had well his English wasn’t very good now I grew up in a Chinese school
good now I grew up in a Chinese school
good now I grew up in a Chinese school and I understand it was just hard of the
and I understand it was just hard of the
and I understand it was just hard of the second language and I luckily can’t
second language and I luckily can’t
second language and I luckily can’t speak Cantonese fully which is a
speak Cantonese fully which is a
speak Cantonese fully which is a superpower for me and I thought hey it’s
superpower for me and I thought hey it’s
superpower for me and I thought hey it’s time to save the day I speaking
time to save the day I speaking
time to save the day I speaking Cantonese he doesn’t speak in English
Cantonese he doesn’t speak in English
Cantonese he doesn’t speak in English we’re all happy happy joy joy lets me go
we’re all happy happy joy joy lets me go
we’re all happy happy joy joy lets me go home no problem all right
home no problem all right
home no problem all right so I decided hey let me be the good guy
so I decided hey let me be the good guy
so I decided hey let me be the good guy help him out you know saw problem so I
help him out you know saw problem so I
help him out you know saw problem so I in Cathy’s are like awesome the game was
in Cathy’s are like awesome the game was
in Cathy’s are like awesome the game was it go on till then yeah he’s like
Mohammad you think I don’t speak English
Mohammad you think I don’t speak English and arrested me so therefore you think
and arrested me so therefore you think
and arrested me so therefore you think about this way that was actually a
about this way that was actually a
about this way that was actually a tragedy growing up but when years later
tragedy growing up but when years later
tragedy growing up but when years later people pay me to hear me tell that
people pay me to hear me tell that
people pay me to hear me tell that stories and thank you much it was a
stories and thank you much it was a
stories and thank you much it was a pleasure so remember it’s more about how
pleasure so remember it’s more about how
pleasure so remember it’s more about how you want to inspire your future then
you want to inspire your future then
you want to inspire your future then define your future by a pass and I
define your future by a pass and I
define your future by a pass and I encourage you guys the next time you
encourage you guys the next time you
encourage you guys the next time you have a tragedy happening yourself
have a tragedy happening yourself
have a tragedy happening yourself remember give us some time you will find
remember give us some time you will find
remember give us some time you will find it funny so for example let’s say for
it funny so for example let’s say for
it funny so for example let’s say for some reason at the corner and the alley
some reason at the corner and the alley
some reason at the corner and the alley of there someone looking like me Rob’s
of there someone looking like me Rob’s
of there someone looking like me Rob’s you it’s the tragedy give it 10 years
you it’s the tragedy give it 10 years
you it’s the tragedy give it 10 years you’ll be laughing – all right thank you
you’ll be laughing – all right thank you
you’ll be laughing – all right thank you much guys enjoy the rest night pleasure
much guys enjoy the rest night pleasure
much guys enjoy the rest night pleasure take it easy
take it easy
take it easy [Applause]
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