hello the first thing I would like to say to you is I am NOT a priest I have
say to you is I am NOT a priest I have
say to you is I am NOT a priest I have deliberately worn this to worry you
deliberately worn this to worry you
deliberately worn this to worry you because the moment I came out in this
because the moment I came out in this
because the moment I came out in this outfit some of you will have thought to
outfit some of you will have thought to
outfit some of you will have thought to yourself oh dear
yourself oh dear
yourself oh dear is there a chance we’re about to hear
is there a chance we’re about to hear
is there a chance we’re about to hear about Jesus it is the weekend I’m in a
about Jesus it is the weekend I’m in a
about Jesus it is the weekend I’m in a dark room filled with a lot of people
dark room filled with a lot of people
dark room filled with a lot of people this is the last possible place I
this is the last possible place I
this is the last possible place I expected to hear about the Messiah there
expected to hear about the Messiah there
expected to hear about the Messiah there will be some of us watching online right
will be some of us watching online right
will be some of us watching online right now who’ve already gone no no I came
now who’ve already gone no no I came
now who’ve already gone no no I came here for a TED talk I came here for
here for a TED talk I came here for
here for a TED talk I came here for opinions and perspectives but not
opinions and perspectives but not
opinions and perspectives but not opinions and perspectives I implicitly
opinions and perspectives I implicitly
opinions and perspectives I implicitly disagree I don’t doubt that that back to
disagree I don’t doubt that that back to
disagree I don’t doubt that that back to the cats and porn I wear this to make a
the cats and porn I wear this to make a
the cats and porn I wear this to make a little point about the nature of
little point about the nature of
little point about the nature of information you should be aware whenever
information you should be aware whenever
information you should be aware whenever you see somebody talking on a stage or
you see somebody talking on a stage or
you see somebody talking on a stage or on the screen that you are watching a
on the screen that you are watching a
on the screen that you are watching a performance everything is information
performance everything is information
performance everything is information now a man walks under the stage dressed
now a man walks under the stage dressed
now a man walks under the stage dressed as a priest is he a priest well hang on
as a priest is he a priest well hang on
as a priest is he a priest well hang on he just said he’s not a priest and yet
he just said he’s not a priest and yet
he just said he’s not a priest and yet everything we have seen today has been
everything we have seen today has been
everything we have seen today has been presented as authentic if I am NOT a
presented as authentic if I am NOT a
presented as authentic if I am NOT a priest where is the priest is he dead
priest where is the priest is he dead
priest where is the priest is he dead has he killed and robbed a priest is it
has he killed and robbed a priest is it
has he killed and robbed a priest is it blasphemy to dress as a priest if you
blasphemy to dress as a priest if you
blasphemy to dress as a priest if you are not a priest and if I’m an atheist
are not a priest and if I’m an atheist
are not a priest and if I’m an atheist then pray tell what is blasphemy to
then pray tell what is blasphemy to
then pray tell what is blasphemy to answer those questions in order yes the
answer those questions in order yes the
answer those questions in order yes the priest is dead no I didn’t kill him
priest is dead no I didn’t kill him
priest is dead no I didn’t kill him taking old clothes out of my mother’s
taking old clothes out of my mother’s
taking old clothes out of my mother’s back shed is not robbery it’s
back shed is not robbery it’s
back shed is not robbery it’s technically looting and blasphemy to an
technically looting and blasphemy to an
technically looting and blasphemy to an atheist would be the acknowledgement
atheist would be the acknowledgement
atheist would be the acknowledgement that Richard Dawkins is a pom
that Richard Dawkins is a pom
that Richard Dawkins is a pom the sold windbag and I have not faith
the sold windbag and I have not faith
the sold windbag and I have not faith but empirical evidence that that is true
but empirical evidence that that is true
but empirical evidence that that is true because he is old and he is pompous and
because he is old and he is pompous and
because he is old and he is pompous and I’ve heard him blow the wind about I
I’ve heard him blow the wind about I
I’ve heard him blow the wind about I think therefore I am and I think
think therefore I am and I think
think therefore I am and I think somebody is a jerk
somebody is a jerk
somebody is a jerk therefore they are cookie dough jerk Oh
therefore they are cookie dough jerk Oh
therefore they are cookie dough jerk Oh bum and my name is John Robertson and
bum and my name is John Robertson and
bum and my name is John Robertson and what a great pleasure it is to be with
what a great pleasure it is to be with
what a great pleasure it is to be with you now everything is information now
you now everything is information now
you now everything is information now this is going out online right now and
this is going out online right now and
this is going out online right now and what I mean by that is the following
what I mean by that is the following
what I mean by that is the following ladies and gentlemen everything is
ladies and gentlemen everything is
ladies and gentlemen everything is information to the viewer online a
information to the viewer online a
information to the viewer online a priest was just heard to remark that
priest was just heard to remark that
priest was just heard to remark that Richard Dawkins was a pompous old
Richard Dawkins was a pompous old
Richard Dawkins was a pompous old windbag if that’s not a remix by
windbag if that’s not a remix by
windbag if that’s not a remix by Thursday YouTube I will be tremendously
Thursday YouTube I will be tremendously
Thursday YouTube I will be tremendously disappointed everything is information
disappointed everything is information
disappointed everything is information human beings our information now each
human beings our information now each
human beings our information now each and every one of you knows that
and every one of you knows that
and every one of you knows that implicitly because you know what DNA is
implicitly because you know what DNA is
implicitly because you know what DNA is because Jurassic Park taught you but not
because Jurassic Park taught you but not
because Jurassic Park taught you but not one of you is the product of blood
one of you is the product of blood
one of you is the product of blood extracted from an old fossilized
extracted from an old fossilized
extracted from an old fossilized mosquito you were each and every one of
mosquito you were each and every one of
mosquito you were each and every one of you a combination of genetic info that
you a combination of genetic info that
you a combination of genetic info that mingled on a fine night when a
mingled on a fine night when a
mingled on a fine night when a combination of societal expectation
combination of societal expectation
combination of societal expectation alcohol popular music and convenience
alcohol popular music and convenience
alcohol popular music and convenience made your parents briefly put the
made your parents briefly put the
made your parents briefly put the writing on the pelvic wall we are
writing on the pelvic wall we are
writing on the pelvic wall we are information human beings are made of
information human beings are made of
information human beings are made of information we eat information we
information we eat information we
information we eat information we produce information we consume
produce information we consume
produce information we consume information and that is what you are
information and that is what you are
information and that is what you are doing here today now right now I am
doing here today now right now I am
doing here today now right now I am talking to three audiences in front of
talking to three audiences in front of
talking to three audiences in front of me and what I can only assume are human
me and what I can only assume are human
me and what I can only assume are human beings we have filled up this room and
beings we have filled up this room and
beings we have filled up this room and that is good that is what human beings
that is good that is what human beings
that is good that is what human beings do we are a virus and we are a virus so
do we are a virus and we are a virus so
do we are a virus and we are a virus so successful we now pick our own
successful we now pick our own
successful we now pick our own entertainment it’s true the human race
entertainment it’s true the human race
entertainment it’s true the human race is a disease and what a confident
is a disease and what a confident
is a disease and what a confident disease we are because only a disease
disease we are because only a disease
disease we are because only a disease that was relatively you know certain it
that was relatively you know certain it
that was relatively you know certain it had already killed the host body would
had already killed the host body would
had already killed the host body would create a television show
create a television show
create a television show like family feud but this talk is going
like family feud but this talk is going
like family feud but this talk is going out to three sets of human beings I have
out to three sets of human beings I have
out to three sets of human beings I have here the real people the people who are
here the real people the people who are
here the real people the people who are present and may I say what a pleasure it
present and may I say what a pleasure it
present and may I say what a pleasure it is to be here with you here together in
is to be here with you here together in
is to be here with you here together in the Perth Concert Hall and then we have
the Perth Concert Hall and then we have
the Perth Concert Hall and then we have you people hello
you people hello
you people hello you people watching this on the
you people watching this on the
you people watching this on the livestream what a pleasure it is to be
livestream what a pleasure it is to be
livestream what a pleasure it is to be away from you and yet simultaneously
away from you and yet simultaneously
away from you and yet simultaneously watched what I want you to understand
watched what I want you to understand
watched what I want you to understand it’s not that I we didn’t want you here
it’s not that I we didn’t want you here
it’s not that I we didn’t want you here it’s just that you’re sort of like the
it’s just that you’re sort of like the
it’s just that you’re sort of like the relatives who were invited to the
relatives who were invited to the
relatives who were invited to the barbecue but didn’t turn up and Skyped
barbecue but didn’t turn up and Skyped
barbecue but didn’t turn up and Skyped in momentarily and we were glad you did
in momentarily and we were glad you did
in momentarily and we were glad you did but we were also like yeah that’s okay
but we were also like yeah that’s okay
but we were also like yeah that’s okay you know that’s it I want you to
you know that’s it I want you to
you know that’s it I want you to understand that this this sensation of
understand that this this sensation of
understand that this this sensation of being observed by eyes I cannot see
being observed by eyes I cannot see
being observed by eyes I cannot see fills me with a sense of what I believe
fills me with a sense of what I believe
fills me with a sense of what I believe doctors call paranoia that same feeling
doctors call paranoia that same feeling
doctors call paranoia that same feeling that I get whenever I do anything
that I get whenever I do anything
that I get whenever I do anything immoral by which I mean illegal by which
immoral by which I mean illegal by which
immoral by which I mean illegal by which I mean fun and I say to the people who
I mean fun and I say to the people who
I mean fun and I say to the people who are here hello and I love you I
are here hello and I love you I
are here hello and I love you I genuinely do we are here together as
genuinely do we are here together as
genuinely do we are here together as people and those of you who are out
people and those of you who are out
people and those of you who are out there I say hello and I love you we
there I say hello and I love you we
there I say hello and I love you we aren’t together as people but we are at
aren’t together as people but we are at
aren’t together as people but we are at least doing roughly the same thing at
least doing roughly the same thing at
least doing roughly the same thing at roughly the same time and to the third
roughly the same time and to the third
roughly the same time and to the third audience for this talk the YouTube
audience for this talk the YouTube
audience for this talk the YouTube viewer the person who will watch this at
viewer the person who will watch this at
viewer the person who will watch this at some indeterminate amount of time from
some indeterminate amount of time from
some indeterminate amount of time from now I say to you put on some pants and
now I say to you put on some pants and
now I say to you put on some pants and get a job if you want to actually be
get a job if you want to actually be
get a job if you want to actually be happy maybe actually buy a cat don’t
happy maybe actually buy a cat don’t
happy maybe actually buy a cat don’t just watch videos of them falling down
just watch videos of them falling down
just watch videos of them falling down you know you’re not happy you’re just
you know you’re not happy you’re just
you know you’re not happy you’re just developing ringworm for the sole that’s
developing ringworm for the sole that’s
developing ringworm for the sole that’s all I’ve got to say about that and those
all I’ve got to say about that and those
all I’ve got to say about that and those of you who are currently commenting on
of you who are currently commenting on
of you who are currently commenting on Twitter you’re just hecklers without the
Twitter you’re just hecklers without the
Twitter you’re just hecklers without the balls to actually heckle now
we are here together collectively and
we are here together collectively and what I want to tell you people who are
what I want to tell you people who are
what I want to tell you people who are here you the closest thousand people I
here you the closest thousand people I
here you the closest thousand people I want to tell you that in 15 minutes the
want to tell you that in 15 minutes the
want to tell you that in 15 minutes the world will change I want to tell you
world will change I want to tell you
world will change I want to tell you that because you’ve paid a lot of money
that because you’ve paid a lot of money
that because you’ve paid a lot of money to be here and I think you should
to be here and I think you should
to be here and I think you should probably get the impression that
probably get the impression that
probably get the impression that something is going to happen fine in 15
something is going to happen fine in 15
something is going to happen fine in 15 minutes the world will change and each
minutes the world will change and each
minutes the world will change and each and every one of you will be the
and every one of you will be the
and every one of you will be the catalyst for that change in 15 minutes I
catalyst for that change in 15 minutes I
catalyst for that change in 15 minutes I will take a seed of information I will
will take a seed of information I will
will take a seed of information I will place it inside you and you will be
place it inside you and you will be
place it inside you and you will be incredibly pleased because you will have
incredibly pleased because you will have
incredibly pleased because you will have a piece of information that no other
a piece of information that no other
a piece of information that no other human being has had prior to now you
human being has had prior to now you
human being has had prior to now you will be the patient zeros of a change
will be the patient zeros of a change
will be the patient zeros of a change the virus that gets to spread out and do
the virus that gets to spread out and do
the virus that gets to spread out and do with that information what you want you
with that information what you want you
with that information what you want you will be the spark of a flame you will be
will be the spark of a flame you will be
will be the spark of a flame you will be the beginning of a movement you will be
the beginning of a movement you will be
the beginning of a movement you will be the twinge of the bell that suggests you
the twinge of the bell that suggests you
the twinge of the bell that suggests you might want a book in a candle because
might want a book in a candle because
might want a book in a candle because this is gonna take some time and the
this is gonna take some time and the
this is gonna take some time and the results will be pungent I would like to
results will be pungent I would like to
results will be pungent I would like to tell you that but it would be a lie in
tell you that but it would be a lie in
tell you that but it would be a lie in 15 minutes the world will be exactly the
15 minutes the world will be exactly the
15 minutes the world will be exactly the same as it was 15 minutes to go because
same as it was 15 minutes to go because
same as it was 15 minutes to go because what you are watching right now is a
what you are watching right now is a
what you are watching right now is a product a packaged rehearsed marketed
product a packaged rehearsed marketed
product a packaged rehearsed marketed homogenized product a TED talk goes
homogenized product a TED talk goes
homogenized product a TED talk goes between 12 to 18 minutes with the
between 12 to 18 minutes with the
between 12 to 18 minutes with the speaker standing rooted to a spot that
speaker standing rooted to a spot that
speaker standing rooted to a spot that makes it look as though I’m currently
makes it look as though I’m currently
makes it look as though I’m currently being targeted by the world’s largest
being targeted by the world’s largest
being targeted by the world’s largest assassin to give you a sense of the
assassin to give you a sense of the
assassin to give you a sense of the scale of this if this entire stage set
scale of this if this entire stage set
scale of this if this entire stage set up if the Ted stage set up had been
up if the Ted stage set up had been
up if the Ted stage set up had been present on that fateful day in Dallas in
present on that fateful day in Dallas in
present on that fateful day in Dallas in 1963 there would have been no conspiracy
1963 there would have been no conspiracy
1963 there would have been no conspiracy about who shot JFK because one blast of
about who shot JFK because one blast of
about who shot JFK because one blast of this would have taken out the entire
this would have taken out the entire
this would have taken out the entire downtown area
downtown area
downtown area and the presence of this logo would have
and the presence of this logo would have
and the presence of this logo would have prompted exactly the same questions that
prompted exactly the same questions that
prompted exactly the same questions that my grandfather asked me when I took this
my grandfather asked me when I took this
my grandfather asked me when I took this gig which were who is Ted and what does
gig which were who is Ted and what does
gig which were who is Ted and what does he want you see the minute that I leave
he want you see the minute that I leave
he want you see the minute that I leave this dot we are finally together we are
this dot we are finally together we are
this dot we are finally together we are connected I can see you don’t wear a
connected I can see you don’t wear a
connected I can see you don’t wear a head indoors that’s what the ceilings
head indoors that’s what the ceilings
head indoors that’s what the ceilings for now
not gonna lie folks you’ve just
not gonna lie folks you’ve just literally applauded a grown man bullying
literally applauded a grown man bullying
literally applauded a grown man bullying a child and you’re happy about it and
a child and you’re happy about it and
a child and you’re happy about it and aren’t you happy about it YouTube’s
aren’t you happy about it YouTube’s
aren’t you happy about it YouTube’s given that’s how the internet works we
given that’s how the internet works we
given that’s how the internet works we are now together and we are a fine
are now together and we are a fine
are now together and we are a fine collective we can appreciate one another
collective we can appreciate one another
collective we can appreciate one another I can in fact play my favorite game with
I can in fact play my favorite game with
I can in fact play my favorite game with you people I see you and I’ve been to
you people I see you and I’ve been to
you people I see you and I’ve been to the same hairdresser we can play my
the same hairdresser we can play my
the same hairdresser we can play my favorite game and this is a game that
favorite game and this is a game that
favorite game and this is a game that any of you can do it’s a game that you
any of you can do it’s a game that you
any of you can do it’s a game that you do upon meeting three new people for the
do upon meeting three new people for the
do upon meeting three new people for the first time and it works like this hello
first time and it works like this hello
first time and it works like this hello hello that’s all
hello that’s all
hello that’s all and what that produces at one point
and what that produces at one point
and what that produces at one point we’re all together collectively then it
we’re all together collectively then it
we’re all together collectively then it produces a performer and two audience
produces a performer and two audience
produces a performer and two audience members and a victim now I want you to
members and a victim now I want you to
members and a victim now I want you to understand you’re probably lovely in
understand you’re probably lovely in
understand you’re probably lovely in every way but to them that’s all I’m
every way but to them that’s all I’m
every way but to them that’s all I’m saying
saying
saying just momentarily see we are now together
just momentarily see we are now together
just momentarily see we are now together we can do something live just because we
we can do something live just because we
we can do something live just because we are here amongst each other nice and
are here amongst each other nice and
are here amongst each other nice and fast we go out to three different
fast we go out to three different
fast we go out to three different audiences I will have a mission for you
audiences I will have a mission for you
audiences I will have a mission for you the people watching on the livestream I
the people watching on the livestream I
the people watching on the livestream I will have a mission for you and the
will have a mission for you and the
will have a mission for you and the people watching this down the line on
people watching this down the line on
people watching this down the line on YouTube you sicken me spending another
YouTube you sicken me spending another
YouTube you sicken me spending another fine day in the bed that’s right let’s
fine day in the bed that’s right let’s
fine day in the bed that’s right let’s know you and me just sitting there
know you and me just sitting there
know you and me just sitting there scratching your ass just cherry-picking
scratching your ass just cherry-picking
scratching your ass just cherry-picking a fine days thinking yeah that’s right
a fine days thinking yeah that’s right
a fine days thinking yeah that’s right you know load up another TED talk yeah
you know load up another TED talk yeah
you know load up another TED talk yeah you know just anything to delay the
you know just anything to delay the
you know just anything to delay the inevitable
inevitable
inevitable eBay binge you know I understand
eBay binge you know I understand
eBay binge you know I understand don’t worry about it you know of course
don’t worry about it you know of course
don’t worry about it you know of course I mean you don’t even have the bravery
I mean you don’t even have the bravery
I mean you don’t even have the bravery to actually watch pornography do you
to actually watch pornography do you
to actually watch pornography do you just read articles about the ethics and
just read articles about the ethics and
just read articles about the ethics and imagine what could happen you know see
imagine what could happen you know see
imagine what could happen you know see what gets me is this right now we are
what gets me is this right now we are
what gets me is this right now we are for want of a better term something of a
for want of a better term something of a
for want of a better term something of a platonic family this is the audience to
platonic family this is the audience to
platonic family this is the audience to right now and I love you and the
right now and I love you and the
right now and I love you and the audience that are watching live I love
audience that are watching live I love
audience that are watching live I love you
you
you but depressingly what we’re doing right
but depressingly what we’re doing right
but depressingly what we’re doing right now isn’t for us it’s for the YouTube
now isn’t for us it’s for the YouTube
now isn’t for us it’s for the YouTube viewer at the end of a TED talk the best
viewer at the end of a TED talk the best
viewer at the end of a TED talk the best thing it can be unfortunately is a
thing it can be unfortunately is a
thing it can be unfortunately is a product to go out online so that
product to go out online so that
product to go out online so that somebody can binge it and their little
somebody can binge it and their little
somebody can binge it and their little anonymous eyes can become another little
anonymous eyes can become another little
anonymous eyes can become another little count my opinion will only have worth if
count my opinion will only have worth if
count my opinion will only have worth if it gets about 4 million hits and this
it gets about 4 million hits and this
it gets about 4 million hits and this bothers me ladies and gentlemen in every
bothers me ladies and gentlemen in every
bothers me ladies and gentlemen in every single way because whenever you are
single way because whenever you are
single way because whenever you are watching a performance you should be
watching a performance you should be
watching a performance you should be informed you should know exactly how
informed you should know exactly how
informed you should know exactly how that performance has been engineered
that performance has been engineered
that performance has been engineered people place a lot of faith in brands
people place a lot of faith in brands
people place a lot of faith in brands when I read the Guardian it doesn’t
when I read the Guardian it doesn’t
when I read the Guardian it doesn’t matter to me that they apparently can’t
matter to me that they apparently can’t
matter to me that they apparently can’t do an entire article without a typo I
do an entire article without a typo I
do an entire article without a typo I believe them implicitly because my
believe them implicitly because my
believe them implicitly because my political allegiance is with them this
political allegiance is with them this
political allegiance is with them this is a bothersome thing now you guys are
is a bothersome thing now you guys are
is a bothersome thing now you guys are currently sitting in a room that has
currently sitting in a room that has
currently sitting in a room that has robbed you of your individuality you
robbed you of your individuality you
robbed you of your individuality you came in here as people you are now
came in here as people you are now
came in here as people you are now audience members youtubers out there you
audience members youtubers out there you
audience members youtubers out there you know how anonymous you are because the
know how anonymous you are because the
know how anonymous you are because the thing is when I you know mocked you
thing is when I you know mocked you
thing is when I you know mocked you momentarily right if you didn’t like me
momentarily right if you didn’t like me
momentarily right if you didn’t like me you could have hit me you know it’s in
you could have hit me you know it’s in
you could have hit me you know it’s in the it’s wouldn’t have been socially
the it’s wouldn’t have been socially
the it’s wouldn’t have been socially acceptable I’m not gonna lie thing is we
acceptable I’m not gonna lie thing is we
acceptable I’m not gonna lie thing is we are together we are immediate the
are together we are immediate the
are together we are immediate the commenter on YouTube and I say commenter
commenter on YouTube and I say commenter
commenter on YouTube and I say commenter because in a way that’s what you are
because in a way that’s what you are
because in a way that’s what you are they only have one way of expressing
they only have one way of expressing
they only have one way of expressing themselves and that is this there is an
themselves and that is this there is an
themselves and that is this there is an area beneath the video on YouTube in
area beneath the video on YouTube in
area beneath the video on YouTube in which to write your opinions why is it
which to write your opinions why is it
which to write your opinions why is it beneath the video well it’s almost like
beneath the video well it’s almost like
beneath the video well it’s almost like it’s not important you see
these things are deliberately put there
these things are deliberately put there because it’s not actually a field for
because it’s not actually a field for
because it’s not actually a field for real criticism it is just another way of
real criticism it is just another way of
real criticism it is just another way of getting you to stay on the website I
getting you to stay on the website I
getting you to stay on the website I want you to imagine momentarily that you
want you to imagine momentarily that you
want you to imagine momentarily that you were in a toilet you closed the door and
were in a toilet you closed the door and
were in a toilet you closed the door and you suddenly realized that the door has
you suddenly realized that the door has
you suddenly realized that the door has a special space for you to write down
a special space for you to write down
a special space for you to write down all of your opinions and not gonna lie
all of your opinions and not gonna lie
all of your opinions and not gonna lie if you’re upset about that right now
if you’re upset about that right now
if you’re upset about that right now go on have a little youtube discussion
go on have a little youtube discussion
go on have a little youtube discussion let’s see how long you can keep it away
let’s see how long you can keep it away
let’s see how long you can keep it away from the subjects of Islam or the
from the subjects of Islam or the
from the subjects of Islam or the Illuminati because we are live we can
Illuminati because we are live we can
Illuminati because we are live we can come to a collective decision very very
come to a collective decision very very
come to a collective decision very very early there’s a little shock of
early there’s a little shock of
early there’s a little shock of recognition you can actually change
recognition you can actually change
recognition you can actually change things just a teeny tiny bit just by
things just a teeny tiny bit just by
things just a teeny tiny bit just by being present in a large mass and this
being present in a large mass and this
being present in a large mass and this is without getting the pitchforks you
is without getting the pitchforks you
is without getting the pitchforks you see you guys out there reality hasn’t
see you guys out there reality hasn’t
see you guys out there reality hasn’t hit you you watch something you don’t
hit you you watch something you don’t
hit you you watch something you don’t quite understand how it got to you if
quite understand how it got to you if
quite understand how it got to you if you agree with it you just go yes that’s
you agree with it you just go yes that’s
you agree with it you just go yes that’s for me this is bothersome always let
for me this is bothersome always let
for me this is bothersome always let reality in truth this year I turned 31
reality in truth this year I turned 31
reality in truth this year I turned 31 and I my wife and our girlfriend yes
and I my wife and our girlfriend yes
and I my wife and our girlfriend yes just accept what I’ve said and move on
just accept what I’ve said and move on
just accept what I’ve said and move on hide ourselves a sex dungeon in London
hide ourselves a sex dungeon in London
hide ourselves a sex dungeon in London now we are of course in Perth Western
now we are of course in Perth Western
now we are of course in Perth Western Australia and if one were to build a sex
Australia and if one were to build a sex
Australia and if one were to build a sex dungeon one would perhaps do it in the
dungeon one would perhaps do it in the
dungeon one would perhaps do it in the hills where no one has ever gone and
hills where no one has ever gone and
hills where no one has ever gone and successfully returned but in London real
successfully returned but in London real
successfully returned but in London real estate is so high so very very expensive
estate is so high so very very expensive
estate is so high so very very expensive that there are in fact no buildings that
that there are in fact no buildings that
that there are in fact no buildings that are just purpose-built if you go to a
are just purpose-built if you go to a
are just purpose-built if you go to a sex dungeon you discover that it shares
sex dungeon you discover that it shares
sex dungeon you discover that it shares a wall with somebody’s flat which I
a wall with somebody’s flat which I
a wall with somebody’s flat which I found out at 2:00 a.m.
found out at 2:00 a.m.
found out at 2:00 a.m. while chained to a cross when there I
while chained to a cross when there I
while chained to a cross when there I was and we suddenly heard a voice that
was and we suddenly heard a voice that
was and we suddenly heard a voice that wasn’t one of ours say we can hear you
wasn’t one of ours say we can hear you
wasn’t one of ours say we can hear you let reality in truth it won’t be a big
let reality in truth it won’t be a big
let reality in truth it won’t be a big change that you make this is a theater
change that you make this is a theater
change that you make this is a theater the seats of the law the only type of
the seats of the law the only type of
the seats of the law the only type of social rebellions ever happened in this
social rebellions ever happened in this
social rebellions ever happened in this joint is when people go outside during
joint is when people go outside during
joint is when people go outside during the interval and go oh wasn’t that awful
the interval and go oh wasn’t that awful
the interval and go oh wasn’t that awful and then whine about the cost of the
and then whine about the cost of the
and then whine about the cost of the Maltesers in the foyer all I want to do
Maltesers in the foyer all I want to do
Maltesers in the foyer all I want to do is be among you people to be the way a
is be among you people to be the way a
is be among you people to be the way a human being should be and I will do
human being should be and I will do
human being should be and I will do that right now
to you the dear livestreamer and to you
to you the dear livestreamer and to you the dear youtube viewer we were just
the dear youtube viewer we were just
the dear youtube viewer we were just talking about you because you see for
talking about you because you see for
talking about you because you see for the last minute and a half now I know
the last minute and a half now I know
the last minute and a half now I know you figured it out when the chairs are
you figured it out when the chairs are
you figured it out when the chairs are empty but for the last minute and a half
empty but for the last minute and a half
empty but for the last minute and a half nothing that you have seen has been real
nothing that you have seen has been real
nothing that you have seen has been real we all knew that because we were here
the general point I’m making is if you
the general point I’m making is if you want to experience reality go outside
want to experience reality go outside
want to experience reality go outside every once in a while and not just to
every once in a while and not just to
every once in a while and not just to play pokemon go I thought I’d make a
play pokemon go I thought I’d make a
play pokemon go I thought I’d make a yeah I thought I’d make a topical
yeah I thought I’d make a topical
yeah I thought I’d make a topical reference for the three more months
reference for the three more months
reference for the three more months that’s going to be relevant to learn the
that’s going to be relevant to learn the
that’s going to be relevant to learn the mechanisms that produce the media that
mechanisms that produce the media that
mechanisms that produce the media that you consume three question everything
you consume three question everything
you consume three question everything question of ethically for any youtube
question of ethically for any youtube
question of ethically for any youtube video this video now gets is another
video this video now gets is another
video this video now gets is another view for my ass and on the internet
view for my ass and on the internet
view for my ass and on the internet that’s as authentic as it gets good
that’s as authentic as it gets good
that’s as authentic as it gets good night goodbye
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