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Orange vs Red: The Triumph of Smurfs | Piotr Westwalewicz | TEDxUofM


good evening everybody

good evening everybody [Applause]

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[Music] imagination action transformation this

imagination action transformation this

imagination action transformation this is how reality happens our thinking

is how reality happens our thinking

is how reality happens our thinking shapes our doing our doing shapes our

shapes our doing our doing shapes our

shapes our doing our doing shapes our being ideas are the engine that propels

being ideas are the engine that propels

being ideas are the engine that propels everything this is a story about how

everything this is a story about how

everything this is a story about how events in Holland about fifty years ago

events in Holland about fifty years ago

events in Holland about fifty years ago and events in communist Poland about

and events in communist Poland about

and events in communist Poland about thirty years ago

thirty years ago

thirty years ago are influencing a serious issue the way

are influencing a serious issue the way

are influencing a serious issue the way a soccer ball is kicked on the fields in

a soccer ball is kicked on the fields in

a soccer ball is kicked on the fields in Michigan today

what could the Dutch national soccer

what could the Dutch national soccer team have in common with a street

team have in common with a street

team have in common with a street protest movement and street happenings

protest movement and street happenings

protest movement and street happenings in communist Poland

in communist Poland

in communist Poland what could connect these two with a

what could connect these two with a

what could connect these two with a youth soccer club in Ann Arbor today

youth soccer club in Ann Arbor today

youth soccer club in Ann Arbor today it’s not location but it’s not the time

it’s not location but it’s not the time

it’s not location but it’s not the time frame it’s not culture it is the power

frame it’s not culture it is the power

frame it’s not culture it is the power of ideas that connects the three and

of ideas that connects the three and

of ideas that connects the three and binds them together Johan Cruyff was one

binds them together Johan Cruyff was one

binds them together Johan Cruyff was one of the best soccer players of all times

of the best soccer players of all times

of the best soccer players of all times in the 1960s and 70s

in the 1960s and 70s

in the 1960s and 70s he and his Dutch teammates in their

he and his Dutch teammates in their

he and his Dutch teammates in their orange uniforms reinvented the game

orange uniforms reinvented the game

orange uniforms reinvented the game Johan Cruyff and his team had a cult

Johan Cruyff and his team had a cult

Johan Cruyff and his team had a cult following in Poland in the 70s and in

following in Poland in the 70s and in

following in Poland in the 70s and in the 80s we truly admired we loved their

the 80s we truly admired we loved their

the 80s we truly admired we loved their style based on imagination creativity

style based on imagination creativity

style based on imagination creativity improvisation and a sense of fun orange

improvisation and a sense of fun orange

improvisation and a sense of fun orange alternative was a street protest

alternative was a street protest

alternative was a street protest movement in communist Poland in the

movement in communist Poland in the

movement in communist Poland in the 1980s

1980s

1980s hundreds upon hundreds of young people

hundreds upon hundreds of young people

hundreds upon hundreds of young people came out in his streets pretending to be

came out in his streets pretending to be

came out in his streets pretending to be Smurfs worrying goofy orange caps

Smurfs worrying goofy orange caps

Smurfs worrying goofy orange caps organizing happenings

organizing happenings

organizing happenings ultimately they successfully undermined

ultimately they successfully undermined

ultimately they successfully undermined the communist system in Poland and

the communist system in Poland and

the communist system in Poland and contributed in a small and funny orange

contributed in a small and funny orange

contributed in a small and funny orange kind of way to the collapse of Soviet

kind of way to the collapse of Soviet

kind of way to the collapse of Soviet Union and the Soviet bloc as a whole

Union and the Soviet bloc as a whole

Union and the Soviet bloc as a whole they want a barrel against an oppressive

they want a barrel against an oppressive

they want a barrel against an oppressive regime by avoiding any battles they they

regime by avoiding any battles they they

regime by avoiding any battles they they won using just like the team in orange

won using just like the team in orange

won using just like the team in orange creativity improvisation style sense of

creativity improvisation style sense of

creativity improvisation style sense of fun sense of togetherness there as their

fun sense of togetherness there as their

fun sense of togetherness there as their only weapons in effect they staged their

only weapons in effect they staged their

only weapons in effect they staged their rebellion by redefining a rebellion in

rebellion by redefining a rebellion in

rebellion by redefining a rebellion in Poland we have a very long and

Poland we have a very long and

Poland we have a very long and well-established tradition of rebellion

well-established tradition of rebellion

well-established tradition of rebellion for almost 200 years we have been

for almost 200 years we have been

for almost 200 years we have been fighting for our freedom those fights

fighting for our freedom those fights

fighting for our freedom those fights lasted almost 200 years we we fought

lasted almost 200 years we we fought

lasted almost 200 years we we fought against Russia we fought against Prussia

against Russia we fought against Prussia

against Russia we fought against Prussia we fought against Austria and you’re

we fought against Austria and you’re

we fought against Austria and you’re probably going along with the Russia and

probably going along with the Russia and

probably going along with the Russia and Prussia and then I say Austria you’re

Prussia and then I say Austria you’re

Prussia and then I say Austria you’re thinking you know pastries walls they

thinking you know pastries walls they

thinking you know pastries walls they also had an empire and we fought against

also had an empire and we fought against

also had an empire and we fought against the Austrians then the Germans then

the Austrians then the Germans then

the Austrians then the Germans then Soviet Union over time we accepted a

Soviet Union over time we accepted a

Soviet Union over time we accepted a rebellion script which demanded that we

rebellion script which demanded that we

rebellion script which demanded that we earn our freedom through suffering and

earn our freedom through suffering and

earn our freedom through suffering and death our our hours our script for

death our our hours our script for

death our our hours our script for rebellion which you can see on the

rebellion which you can see on the

rebellion which you can see on the screen behind me and I can almost see

screen behind me and I can almost see

screen behind me and I can almost see here because I don’t have my glasses I

here because I don’t have my glasses I

here because I don’t have my glasses I see shapes

it was it was a self-perpetuating cycle

it was it was a self-perpetuating cycle we would start with protests these were

we would start with protests these were

we would start with protests these were the these would inevitably be met with

the these would inevitably be met with

the these would inevitably be met with excessive use of force violent

excessive use of force violent

excessive use of force violent confrontation then we would have arrests

confrontation then we would have arrests

confrontation then we would have arrests court proceedings jail sentences and

court proceedings jail sentences and

court proceedings jail sentences and with each with each rebellion we could

with each with each rebellion we could

with each with each rebellion we could generate new heroes and this would allow

generate new heroes and this would allow

generate new heroes and this would allow us to stage another rebellion to

us to stage another rebellion to

us to stage another rebellion to commemorate those new heroes

commemorate those new heroes

commemorate those new heroes hence the self-perpetuating cycle and

hence the self-perpetuating cycle and

hence the self-perpetuating cycle and then something happened in the 1980s in

then something happened in the 1980s in

then something happened in the 1980s in our collective psyche somehow we decided

our collective psyche somehow we decided

our collective psyche somehow we decided that we lost taste for suffering and

that we lost taste for suffering and

that we lost taste for suffering and death it seems like a steep price to pay

death it seems like a steep price to pay

death it seems like a steep price to pay although it didn’t for 200 years before

although it didn’t for 200 years before

although it didn’t for 200 years before when and about that time early 1980s a

when and about that time early 1980s a

when and about that time early 1980s a gentleman called Val de Montford Eric

gentleman called Val de Montford Eric

gentleman called Val de Montford Eric which is a mouthful it’s a Polish name

which is a mouthful it’s a Polish name

which is a mouthful it’s a Polish name he’s so tough the founder of orange

he’s so tough the founder of orange

he’s so tough the founder of orange alternative that’s better we can say

alternative that’s better we can say

alternative that’s better we can say orange alternative he outlined basic

orange alternative he outlined basic

orange alternative he outlined basic ideas for how to fight against the

ideas for how to fight against the

ideas for how to fight against the communist regime the three main ideas

communist regime the three main ideas

communist regime the three main ideas that that set up orange alternative are

that that set up orange alternative are

that that set up orange alternative are as follows

as follows

as follows number one it will be imagination not

number one it will be imagination not

number one it will be imagination not suffering and death that will lead us to

suffering and death that will lead us to

suffering and death that will lead us to freedom number two our best weapons in a

freedom number two our best weapons in a

freedom number two our best weapons in a battle against the communist regime will

battle against the communist regime will

battle against the communist regime will be sense of humor sense of togetherness

be sense of humor sense of togetherness

be sense of humor sense of togetherness Joey

Joey

Joey general goofiness number three the

general goofiness number three the

general goofiness number three the communist regime should not be seen as

communist regime should not be seen as

communist regime should not be seen as some evil horrible monster that

some evil horrible monster that

some evil horrible monster that oppresses us even though they did they

oppresses us even though they did they

oppresses us even though they did they should be seen as a work of surrealist

should be seen as a work of surrealist

should be seen as a work of surrealist art because only a surrealist artist

art because only a surrealist artist

art because only a surrealist artist could have created a system which

could have created a system which

could have created a system which surrounded us with absurdities we often

surrounded us with absurdities we often

surrounded us with absurdities we often talked how we felt trapped inside a

talked how we felt trapped inside a

talked how we felt trapped inside a Monty Python skit there is a reason why

Monty Python skit there is a reason why

Monty Python skit there is a reason why Monty Python was had a cult following in

Monty Python was had a cult following in

Monty Python was had a cult following in Poland at that time

Poland at that time

Poland at that time [Music]

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[Music] we the the the favorite word to describe

we the the the favorite word to describe

we the the the favorite word to describe our daily lives was paranoia so this

our daily lives was paranoia so this

our daily lives was paranoia so this kind of tells you how we saw our system

kind of tells you how we saw our system

kind of tells you how we saw our system in our lives from this perspective our

in our lives from this perspective our

in our lives from this perspective our good orange our alternative our

good orange our alternative our

good orange our alternative our politicians our finest leaders should

politicians our finest leaders should

politicians our finest leaders should not be feared they should be admired and

not be feared they should be admired and

not be feared they should be admired and recognized as superb surrealist artists

recognized as superb surrealist artists

recognized as superb surrealist artists after all they created a system in which

after all they created a system in which

after all they created a system in which millions upon millions of people can

millions upon millions of people can

millions upon millions of people can enjoy the nonsense from within by the

enjoy the nonsense from within by the

enjoy the nonsense from within by the same token their defenders the riot

same token their defenders the riot

same token their defenders the riot police officers on street corners should

police officers on street corners should

police officers on street corners should not be seen as mindless of pressive

not be seen as mindless of pressive

not be seen as mindless of pressive thugs even though sometimes they were

thugs even though sometimes they were

thugs even though sometimes they were they they should be seen as an integral

they they should be seen as an integral

they they should be seen as an integral part of this monumental socialist

part of this monumental socialist

part of this monumental socialist surrealist composition we should admire

surrealist composition we should admire

surrealist composition we should admire them the way we admire paintings of

them the way we admire paintings of

them the way we admire paintings of Salvador Dali in a museum

Salvador Dali in a museum

Salvador Dali in a museum anger outrage violence are a complete

anger outrage violence are a complete

anger outrage violence are a complete waste on communist nonsense the best way

waste on communist nonsense the best way

waste on communist nonsense the best way to attack nonsense is to create more

to attack nonsense is to create more

to attack nonsense is to create more nonsense this way you will present the

nonsense this way you will present the

nonsense this way you will present the regime with a mirror and hopefully when

regime with a mirror and hopefully when

regime with a mirror and hopefully when the regime can see its reflection it

the regime can see its reflection it

the regime can see its reflection it will collapse upon itself due to its own

will collapse upon itself due to its own

will collapse upon itself due to its own absurdity and this generation of

absurdity and this generation of

absurdity and this generation of compounded lunacy was a fun party good

compounded lunacy was a fun party good

compounded lunacy was a fun party good time was had by all

time was had by all

time was had by all justice Johan Cruyff redefined or we

justice Johan Cruyff redefined or we

justice Johan Cruyff redefined or we invented the game of soccer and

invented the game of soccer and

invented the game of soccer and redefined what good soccer is or its

redefined what good soccer is or its

redefined what good soccer is or its alternative redefined what a good

alternative redefined what a good

alternative redefined what a good rebellion is instead of suffering and

rebellion is instead of suffering and

rebellion is instead of suffering and death they proposed sense of humor and

death they proposed sense of humor and

death they proposed sense of humor and fun now imagine you are a riot police

fun now imagine you are a riot police

fun now imagine you are a riot police officer in Poland in the 80s you and

officer in Poland in the 80s you and

officer in Poland in the 80s you and your unit just got rushed downtown to

your unit just got rushed downtown to

your unit just got rushed downtown to pacify an illegal gathering at the time

pacify an illegal gathering at the time

pacify an illegal gathering at the time in Poland any gathering of three or more

in Poland any gathering of three or more

in Poland any gathering of three or more people in a public space acting in a

people in a public space acting in a

people in a public space acting in a more or less coordinated fashion could

more or less coordinated fashion could

more or less coordinated fashion could be considered

be considered

be considered this was an obvious way in which the

this was an obvious way in which the

this was an obvious way in which the government was trying to suppress any

government was trying to suppress any

government was trying to suppress any any and all kind of dissent the streets

any and all kind of dissent the streets

any and all kind of dissent the streets were unsafe because there was a lot of

were unsafe because there was a lot of

were unsafe because there was a lot of police in the streets so there you are

police in the streets so there you are

police in the streets so there you are downtown full gear you got your club

downtown full gear you got your club

downtown full gear you got your club you’ve got your helmets

you’ve got your helmets

you’ve got your helmets gas mask because tear gas is going to be

gas mask because tear gas is going to be

gas mask because tear gas is going to be used got your shield you’re ready to

used got your shield you’re ready to

used got your shield you’re ready to fight the enemy of the state and the

fight the enemy of the state and the

fight the enemy of the state and the enemy of the state arrives from around

enemy of the state arrives from around

enemy of the state arrives from around the corner comes out a group of people

the corner comes out a group of people

the corner comes out a group of people and you look it’s a bunch of kids they

and you look it’s a bunch of kids they

and you look it’s a bunch of kids they probably are high school and college

probably are high school and college

probably are high school and college students and they are coming closer it’s

students and they are coming closer it’s

students and they are coming closer it’s all bit weird because they are not

all bit weird because they are not

all bit weird because they are not marching at you in a managing kind of

marching at you in a managing kind of

marching at you in a managing kind of way they are skipping with Joey that’s

way they are skipping with Joey that’s

way they are skipping with Joey that’s unsettling but you don’t really have

unsettling but you don’t really have

unsettling but you don’t really have time to ponder all of this because they

time to ponder all of this because they

time to ponder all of this because they are coming you have things to do and now

are coming you have things to do and now

are coming you have things to do and now you can see their banners and you look

you can see their banners and you look

you can see their banners and you look at the banners and the first one is she

at the banners and the first one is she

at the banners and the first one is she says we demand freedom for snow white

says we demand freedom for snow white

says we demand freedom for snow white okay long live fruit juice

okay long live fruit juice

okay long live fruit juice not the problem down with Gargamel now

not the problem down with Gargamel now

not the problem down with Gargamel now they give closer now can you hear their

they give closer now can you hear their

they give closer now can you hear their voices there is no freedom without

voices there is no freedom without

voices there is no freedom without Smurfs they shout small is beautiful

Smurfs they shout small is beautiful

Smurfs they shout small is beautiful they shall again this is really really

they shall again this is really really

they shall again this is really really weird but they are right in front of you

weird but they are right in front of you

weird but they are right in front of you when in doubt and slightly befuddled you

when in doubt and slightly befuddled you

when in doubt and slightly befuddled you go back to your training you proceed

go back to your training you proceed

go back to your training you proceed with rebellion script step two and three

with rebellion script step two and three

with rebellion script step two and three you beat the living crap out of them and

you beat the living crap out of them and

you beat the living crap out of them and arrest them you feel a little bit better

arrest them you feel a little bit better

arrest them you feel a little bit better things are back to normal you think but

things are back to normal you think but

things are back to normal you think but a new problem arises now the regime has

a new problem arises now the regime has

a new problem arises now the regime has to follow up with steps four and five

to follow up with steps four and five

to follow up with steps four and five court proceedings and jail sentences so

they are not particularly keen on

they are not particularly keen on standing in front of judges and the

standing in front of judges and the

standing in front of judges and the media to explain to the nation well this

media to explain to the nation well this

media to explain to the nation well this is why we had to convict and send to

is why we had to convict and send to

is why we had to convict and send to jail Snow White and her defenders

jail Snow White and her defenders

jail Snow White and her defenders and if there are more questions

and if there are more questions

and if there are more questions who is Gargamel and and what would his

who is Gargamel and and what would his

who is Gargamel and and what would his demise be a good or a bad thing for

demise be a good or a bad thing for

demise be a good or a bad thing for communism if there was a lot of laughter

communism if there was a lot of laughter

communism if there was a lot of laughter during those events as you can imagine

this small beautiful

this small beautiful well if small isn’t beautiful or people

well if small isn’t beautiful or people

well if small isn’t beautiful or people who say it is are they committing a

who say it is are they committing a

who say it is are they committing a crime do they deserve to go to jail and

crime do they deserve to go to jail and

crime do they deserve to go to jail and if so how long should they rot in jail

if so how long should they rot in jail

if so how long should they rot in jail so for the first time our regime does

so for the first time our regime does

so for the first time our regime does something that we think makes perfect

something that we think makes perfect

something that we think makes perfect sense they cancel steps 4 & 5

sense they cancel steps 4 & 5

sense they cancel steps 4 & 5 no courts no jails this murder to go

no courts no jails this murder to go

no courts no jails this murder to go back out after 24 hours that’s the new

back out after 24 hours that’s the new

back out after 24 hours that’s the new cycle and non protest beatings arrests

cycle and non protest beatings arrests

cycle and non protest beatings arrests out you go after 24 hours this is how

out you go after 24 hours this is how

out you go after 24 hours this is how Orange alternative achieves two big

Orange alternative achieves two big

Orange alternative achieves two big victories the first victory is rewriting

victories the first victory is rewriting

victories the first victory is rewriting of the traditional rebellion script

of the traditional rebellion script

of the traditional rebellion script steps 4 & 5 far out step 1 is turned

steps 4 & 5 far out step 1 is turned

steps 4 & 5 far out step 1 is turned upside down at least 50% of the script

upside down at least 50% of the script

upside down at least 50% of the script is done or more the second big victory

is done or more the second big victory

is done or more the second big victory is humanizing the enemy so you are this

is humanizing the enemy so you are this

is humanizing the enemy so you are this right police officer the smurfs got

right police officer the smurfs got

right police officer the smurfs got released well within a few days they are

released well within a few days they are

released well within a few days they are marching again you got to do what you

marching again you got to do what you

marching again you got to do what you got to do so you beat them up you arrest

got to do so you beat them up you arrest

got to do so you beat them up you arrest them and then it repeats again you get

them and then it repeats again you get

them and then it repeats again you get to know them you you beat the same

to know them you you beat the same

to know them you you beat the same person enough times you get to know them

person enough times you get to know them

person enough times you get to know them and and and you you begin to build a

and and and you you begin to build a

and and and you you begin to build a relationship you begin to smile when you

relationship you begin to smile when you

relationship you begin to smile when you see the next goofy banner and you’re not

see the next goofy banner and you’re not

see the next goofy banner and you’re not supposed to be smiling on a job you’re

supposed to be smiling on a job you’re

supposed to be smiling on a job you’re supposed to be the mindless thug so what

supposed to be the mindless thug so what

supposed to be the mindless thug so what happens now is the riot police officer

happens now is the riot police officer

happens now is the riot police officer that’s you sorry the riot police officer

that’s you sorry the riot police officer

that’s you sorry the riot police officer looks at that Smurf and and you can see

looks at that Smurf and and you can see

looks at that Smurf and and you can see that under this orange cab there a

that under this orange cab there a

that under this orange cab there a secure man being you made eye contact a

secure man being you made eye contact a

secure man being you made eye contact a couple of times so there must be a human

couple of times so there must be a human

couple of times so there must be a human being there and the Smurf looking at at

being there and the Smurf looking at at

being there and the Smurf looking at at you begins to see a human being behind

you begins to see a human being behind

you begins to see a human being behind the riot police shield this is this is

the riot police shield this is this is

the riot police shield this is this is the beginning of the end and this is the

the beginning of the end and this is the

the beginning of the end and this is the beginning of a process which allows

beginning of a process which allows

beginning of a process which allows former enemies now Co participants in

former enemies now Co participants in

former enemies now Co participants in the same new script to sit down at the

the same new script to sit down at the

the same new script to sit down at the same table in 89 and negotiate a

same table in 89 and negotiate a

same table in 89 and negotiate a peaceful transition from communism to

peaceful transition from communism to

peaceful transition from communism to democracy probably the single most

democracy probably the single most

democracy probably the single most remarkable event in Polish history of

remarkable event in Polish history of

remarkable event in Polish history of the last century so the old script is

the last century so the old script is

the last century so the old script is out it’s been killed and buried and this

out it’s been killed and buried and this

out it’s been killed and buried and this metaphorical killing of the old script

metaphorical killing of the old script

metaphorical killing of the old script is really the only violence orange

is really the only violence orange

is really the only violence orange alternative ever committed just like

alternative ever committed just like

alternative ever committed just like Gandhi and Martin Luther King they were

Gandhi and Martin Luther King they were

Gandhi and Martin Luther King they were completely and absolutely committed to

completely and absolutely committed to

completely and absolutely committed to non-violence they staged a revolution

non-violence they staged a revolution

non-violence they staged a revolution without staging a revolution let me let

without staging a revolution let me let

without staging a revolution let me let me describe another another event there

me describe another another event there

me describe another another event there wasn’t there wasn’t a holiday more hated

wasn’t there wasn’t a holiday more hated

wasn’t there wasn’t a holiday more hated than the celebration of the anniversary

than the celebration of the anniversary

than the celebration of the anniversary of the October Revolution so to

of the October Revolution so to

of the October Revolution so to celebrate anniversary of October

celebrate anniversary of October

celebrate anniversary of October Revolution the Smurfs staged a

Revolution the Smurfs staged a

Revolution the Smurfs staged a celebration of anniversary of October

celebration of anniversary of October

celebration of anniversary of October Revolution as hundreds of participants

Revolution as hundreds of participants

Revolution as hundreds of participants are swarming the center of the city and

are swarming the center of the city and

are swarming the center of the city and it was happening in broad swath in

it was happening in broad swath in

it was happening in broad swath in southwestern Poland were wear orange

southwestern Poland were wear orange

southwestern Poland were wear orange alternative was founded

alternative was founded

alternative was founded the happiness are swarming in dressed in

the happiness are swarming in dressed in

the happiness are swarming in dressed in silly costumes with goofy props then

silly costumes with goofy props then

silly costumes with goofy props then sing singing communist propaganda songs

sing singing communist propaganda songs

sing singing communist propaganda songs this was their favorite thing to do they

this was their favorite thing to do they

this was their favorite thing to do they would hijack communist propaganda and

would hijack communist propaganda and

would hijack communist propaganda and presented like it’s a genuine act and

presented like it’s a genuine act and

presented like it’s a genuine act and that creates a dilemma for the

that creates a dilemma for the

that creates a dilemma for the law-enforcement making noise with drums

law-enforcement making noise with drums

law-enforcement making noise with drums whistles spoons and pots whatever they

whistles spoons and pots whatever they

whistles spoons and pots whatever they had they even built a little replica not

had they even built a little replica not

had they even built a little replica not a little decent size replica cardboard

a little decent size replica cardboard

a little decent size replica cardboard replica of the battleship potemkin to

replica of the battleship potemkin to

replica of the battleship potemkin to reenact parts of the Bolshevik coup that

reenact parts of the Bolshevik coup that

reenact parts of the Bolshevik coup that that was immediately dismantled and they

that was immediately dismantled and they

that was immediately dismantled and they were immediately arrested hugging the

were immediately arrested hugging the

were immediately arrested hugging the police officers and giving them flowers

police officers and giving them flowers

police officers and giving them flowers complete carnival the theme of the event

complete carnival the theme of the event

complete carnival the theme of the event was color red the symbol of communism so

was color red the symbol of communism so

was color red the symbol of communism so the Flyers announcing the event said

the Flyers announcing the event said

the Flyers announcing the event said please were something red to celebrate

please were something red to celebrate

please were something red to celebrate the anniversary of the Bolshevik

the anniversary of the Bolshevik

the anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution

Revolution

Revolution Red Hat gloves shoes anything red if you

Red Hat gloves shoes anything red if you

Red Hat gloves shoes anything red if you can’t do that please paint your

can’t do that please paint your

can’t do that please paint your fingernails red if you can’t do that

fingernails red if you can’t do that

fingernails red if you can’t do that please buy a baguette with ketchup and

please buy a baguette with ketchup and

please buy a baguette with ketchup and with this ketchup you will be part of

with this ketchup you will be part of

with this ketchup you will be part of the red event so the key oh sweet

the red event so the key oh sweet

the red event so the key oh sweet baguettes is having best business ever

baguettes is having best business ever

baguettes is having best business ever there are swarms of people because

there are swarms of people because

there are swarms of people because there’s only one kiosk in the center of

there’s only one kiosk in the center of

there’s only one kiosk in the center of Rods were selling burgers with ketchup

Rods were selling burgers with ketchup

Rods were selling burgers with ketchup the riot voice is trying to stop that

the riot voice is trying to stop that

the riot voice is trying to stop that the owner says I never had business that

the owner says I never had business that

the owner says I never had business that good I can shut down then she runs out

good I can shut down then she runs out

good I can shut down then she runs out of baguettes this is when the happy

of baguettes this is when the happy

of baguettes this is when the happy nurse started walking excuse me could I

nurse started walking excuse me could I

nurse started walking excuse me could I have a bucket with ketchup no nobody

have a bucket with ketchup no nobody

have a bucket with ketchup no nobody gets could I have a cup of ketchup

gets could I have a cup of ketchup

gets could I have a cup of ketchup yeah sure there you go how much nothing

yeah sure there you go how much nothing

yeah sure there you go how much nothing and off they go to join the revolution

and off they go to join the revolution

and off they go to join the revolution with a cup of ketchup and at this point

with a cup of ketchup and at this point

with a cup of ketchup and at this point the riot and this is the most brilliant

the riot and this is the most brilliant

the riot and this is the most brilliant moment of the whole event the riot

moment of the whole event the riot

moment of the whole event the riot police starts chasing and arresting

police starts chasing and arresting

police starts chasing and arresting whoever has anything red on them

whoever has anything red on them

whoever has anything red on them including the revolutionaries with cups

including the revolutionaries with cups

including the revolutionaries with cups of ketchup

of ketchup

of ketchup and then they start yelling and shouting

and then they start yelling and shouting

and then they start yelling and shouting go get the Reds a resident reading to

go get the Reds a resident reading to

go get the Reds a resident reading to get the reds and this is the moment that

get the reds and this is the moment that

get the reds and this is the moment that aren’t alternative is living for because

aren’t alternative is living for because

aren’t alternative is living for because we have the communists arresting the

we have the communists arresting the

we have the communists arresting the Communists it couldn’t be better than

Communists it couldn’t be better than

Communists it couldn’t be better than that so a great time was had by all and

that so a great time was had by all and

that so a great time was had by all and now I would like to tell you about how

now I would like to tell you about how

now I would like to tell you about how all of this the the Dutch soccer team

all of this the the Dutch soccer team

all of this the the Dutch soccer team johan cruyff orange alternative connect

johan cruyff orange alternative connect

johan cruyff orange alternative connect with mps a crush mps a cross a youth

with mps a crush mps a cross a youth

with mps a crush mps a cross a youth soccer club which i started in 2005 in

soccer club which i started in 2005 in

soccer club which i started in 2005 in ann arbor with a group of very very

ann arbor with a group of very very

ann arbor with a group of very very brave or absolutely crazy coaches who

brave or absolutely crazy coaches who

brave or absolutely crazy coaches who were willing to swim with me against the

were willing to swim with me against the

were willing to swim with me against the current we saw the club draw from 15 to

current we saw the club draw from 15 to

current we saw the club draw from 15 to more than 600 players and and this story

more than 600 players and and this story

more than 600 players and and this story is a it’s a tribute to the coaches who

is a it’s a tribute to the coaches who

is a it’s a tribute to the coaches who were willing to trust me crazy as it is

were willing to trust me crazy as it is

were willing to trust me crazy as it is and more importantly to hundreds and

and more importantly to hundreds and

and more importantly to hundreds and hundreds of players and parents who took

hundreds of players and parents who took

hundreds of players and parents who took a leap of faith trusted our vision and

a leap of faith trusted our vision and

a leap of faith trusted our vision and who made our club what it is today

who made our club what it is today

who made our club what it is today so what connects these three things well

so what connects these three things well

so what connects these three things well by now you probably know what I’m gonna

by now you probably know what I’m gonna

by now you probably know what I’m gonna say it’s the ideas commitment to freedom

say it’s the ideas commitment to freedom

say it’s the ideas commitment to freedom commitment to creativity improvisation

commitment to creativity improvisation

commitment to creativity improvisation sense of fun sense of togetherness

sense of fun sense of togetherness

sense of fun sense of togetherness ability to your silliness as a serious

ability to your silliness as a serious

ability to your silliness as a serious tactic to achieve important goals I’m

tactic to achieve important goals I’m

tactic to achieve important goals I’m very attached to your hunk roofs idea

very attached to your hunk roofs idea

very attached to your hunk roofs idea that style and class are more important

that style and class are more important

that style and class are more important than results because style and class are

than results because style and class are

than results because style and class are permanent results are temporary we play

permanent results are temporary we play

permanent results are temporary we play to play and a game is just a game it’s

to play and a game is just a game it’s

to play and a game is just a game it’s nothing more nothing less than that

nothing more nothing less than that

nothing more nothing less than that winning is fun but playing well and

winning is fun but playing well and

winning is fun but playing well and playing with style and class is very

playing with style and class is very

playing with style and class is very more fun than winning

more fun than winning

more fun than winning I’m also attached to Valdemar Felix an

I’m also attached to Valdemar Felix an

I’m also attached to Valdemar Felix an orange alternative slogan I am happy

orange alternative slogan I am happy

orange alternative slogan I am happy therefore I am

therefore I am

therefore I am if orange alternate and our orange

if orange alternate and our orange

if orange alternate and our orange alternative

alternative

alternative their happenings showed that under very

their happenings showed that under very

their happenings showed that under very trying circumstances you can choose to

trying circumstances you can choose to

trying circumstances you can choose to be happy and if they could do it I felt

be happy and if they could do it I felt

be happy and if they could do it I felt we in our small way on a soccer fields

we in our small way on a soccer fields

we in our small way on a soccer fields we can do it too no matter what the

we can do it too no matter what the

we can do it too no matter what the referees the league officials the

referees the league officials the

referees the league officials the opposing players parents and coaches may

opposing players parents and coaches may

opposing players parents and coaches may or may not do

or may not do

or may not do we can choose to enjoy each and every

we can choose to enjoy each and every

we can choose to enjoy each and every game matter of fact we probably want to

game matter of fact we probably want to

game matter of fact we probably want to go further and follow the orange

go further and follow the orange

go further and follow the orange alternative lead and and not look at the

alternative lead and and not look at the

alternative lead and and not look at the referees the league officials opposing

referees the league officials opposing

referees the league officials opposing players fans and coaches as adversaries

players fans and coaches as adversaries

players fans and coaches as adversaries and evil monsters we may decide that

and evil monsters we may decide that

and evil monsters we may decide that they are Co participants in the same

they are Co participants in the same

they are Co participants in the same script and this one will make it way

script and this one will make it way

script and this one will make it way more fun for everybody it’s it’s a

more fun for everybody it’s it’s a

more fun for everybody it’s it’s a brilliant feeling when I see one of our

brilliant feeling when I see one of our

brilliant feeling when I see one of our teams warm up for a serious game in a

teams warm up for a serious game in a

teams warm up for a serious game in a serious league and as they go through

serious league and as they go through

serious league and as they go through their pregame warm-up routine they do a

their pregame warm-up routine they do a

their pregame warm-up routine they do a hokey-pokey dance which does raise a few

hokey-pokey dance which does raise a few

hokey-pokey dance which does raise a few eyebrows

eyebrows

eyebrows and then they go on go ahead and they

and then they go on go ahead and they

and then they go on go ahead and they play and they play at a high competitive

play and they play at a high competitive

play and they play at a high competitive level they play well they play with

level they play well they play with

level they play well they play with skill and style and a sense of joy and

skill and style and a sense of joy and

skill and style and a sense of joy and more often than not they went because

more often than not they went because

more often than not they went because somehow not that surprisingly it turns

somehow not that surprisingly it turns

somehow not that surprisingly it turns out that competitive success doesn’t

out that competitive success doesn’t

out that competitive success doesn’t depend on clenched fists and grim faces

depend on clenched fists and grim faces

depend on clenched fists and grim faces and winner or cost attitudes orange

and winner or cost attitudes orange

and winner or cost attitudes orange alternative was a serious anti-communist

alternative was a serious anti-communist

alternative was a serious anti-communist movement because they demanded freedom

movement because they demanded freedom

movement because they demanded freedom for snow white and they said that small

for snow white and they said that small

for snow white and they said that small is beautiful

is beautiful

is beautiful mr. Fidler is the founder of the orange

mr. Fidler is the founder of the orange

mr. Fidler is the founder of the orange alternative is a serious political

alternative is a serious political

alternative is a serious political activist because he never ever engaged

activist because he never ever engaged

activist because he never ever engaged in politics he avoided it

in politics he avoided it

in politics he avoided it well not quite true he actually engaged

well not quite true he actually engaged

well not quite true he actually engaged in politics way after in late 90s he ran

in politics way after in late 90s he ran

in politics way after in late 90s he ran for well first you got crowned the king

for well first you got crowned the king

for well first you got crowned the king of Poland by orange alternative it was a

of Poland by orange alternative it was a

of Poland by orange alternative it was a big ceremony then he ran for mayor of

big ceremony then he ran for mayor of

big ceremony then he ran for mayor of Warsaw and he hides

Warsaw and he hides

Warsaw and he hides a debate of the candidates by there were

a debate of the candidates by there were

a debate of the candidates by there were all these candidates talking and at some

all these candidates talking and at some

all these candidates talking and at some point he never said anything he just put

point he never said anything he just put

point he never said anything he just put on the orange caps and started walking

on the orange caps and started walking

on the orange caps and started walking there was the end of that debate but by

there was the end of that debate but by

there was the end of that debate but by and large he avoids politics Johan

and large he avoids politics Johan

and large he avoids politics Johan Cruyff was a serious winner because he

Cruyff was a serious winner because he

Cruyff was a serious winner because he never ever played just to win and let me

never ever played just to win and let me

never ever played just to win and let me go to the best one none of it makes any

go to the best one none of it makes any

go to the best one none of it makes any sense so it all makes perfect sense and

sense so it all makes perfect sense and

sense so it all makes perfect sense and thank you and maybe made the Smurfs be

thank you and maybe made the Smurfs be

thank you and maybe made the Smurfs be with you

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