well I’m delighted to be here so much on
the theme of terrestrial foods
it’s been three months since I was doing
research on this topic i
reworked the text
many times for each my account
I even took diction classes
then yesterday I learn that this knock must
to be depressed and soft of the blow it falls
very badly because I’m not
anyone who excels at making
things at the last minute what is
a shame because it’s often
last minute that I get to me
motivate
enough to do it for example
I’m waiting for the last minute at the moment
where I puncture the slab to pull out a
pizza heaven froze and freezers
there I see that it is necessary to wait 30
minutes of freezing and his
thirty minutes after that I see I
read on the next line that it takes
preheat the oven for 12 minutes
ok so suddenly I spent the whole
day yesterday to go to sites
how to do in beauty toc in
French
I learned that it’s good to start
with a quote
so here I believe what I say I
do what I believe
victor hugo this is the quote this is
fact
ah I also learned that it takes
use the adverb the maximum
possible to look smart
so I made a list of adverbs
in order to be sure to have the minimum
union then actually absolutely
assiduously meticulously
inherently that’s it’s done
also and of course we have to do
a lot of breaks to accentuate the
about but the paramount thing for
make a good speech in French
unfortunately all opinions are unanimous
to speak French
so I spent the whole night
last to learn the language
French I stopped at dawn
in the chapter on the subjunctive
then I’m sorry I do advanced
do not think ok it’s a bit boring because
that I am not French speaking at the
base I know you say yes we know
it’s because of my accent I’m talking
not really like that ok I speak little
like Quebecers in the sense that
does not need subtitles but if
I beautify you see this kind
of action is often my friends
Americans he asks me if after 12
years in France
if now I’m dreaming in french
because apparently that’s the sign
we are completely bilingual but
no I still dream in English but
now I’m having a nightmare in French
and I say that because the tone that
goes into a new pic we do not speak
not the language corresponds a little to
the social age that we are given if you
speak like a baby you will be treated
like a baby
ok and when we get to this new
country
we are like a newborn we are
fragile we are open to all and we can
curry nose on his neighbor in a
restaurant and everything will be forgiven ok
truthful story miss water my
first flight new york paris i was doing
exercises in my language book
basic French how do you do this
who was preparing for the world that
was waiting for it in bo2 neuvirth a little bit
an airplane is a bit like the nine months
we pass in the belly of his mother
we do not have enough room to stretch
legs the food comes to us
and it’s already pre- chewed and
hears a male voice is source
a year that we do not see and who we
talk about things that are not at all
adapted to another level of
comprehension
I took intensive courses
French the day after my arrival
on the French territory but it has me
not helped too much because the language
French is like hands over
learn – it’s easy
of course there are two weird reigns
we discover the first week
like the fact that each name
and either male or female and all
that to logical autumn when array of
salvador dali hockey and the fact that there
two letters at the end of word
you do not think of everything I do not know
why do you want m I do not know
maybe it’s google to win at
scrabble
I do not know where she saw her
nasal because for the well pronounced
you have to own a
castle in the Loire Valley
but when we dig we discover
other annoying things as does
in French the preceding article
a colt corresponds to the people of the name and
not to the sex of the person who is
owner
I explain myself for example in English to
10.4 ie the hat 2 l but
because the word hat in french and
masculine you say his hat off
that does not solve the problem of who
belongs this fucking hat we get
speak no answer says that martin throws
the hand in Hungary we say martin on
specifies that it is in hand or rather under
hand because martin is a boy
because otherwise I wonder what
hand ines martin is that the one
students to his right françois and
xavier who fell asleep during the
history class or maybe it’s the
hand to cut that martin found in
the filled backs are in front of the house of
Mr. Chenonceaux did not stop xulu
who stinks of the fake hulk we do not know
to whom this asset is this famous
bored martin 9
in french we can not know my
difficulty learning French
certainly comes from the fact that I am
born in new york Argentine parents
with German origins and
Austrian
it means that
my parents speak a native language
different from their parents than me I
speaks another mother tongue than
my parents and today my children
speak another mother tongue that
me basically in my family we play a
huge arabic phone game to
through the generations
in reaction to all this mixture
linguistic
when I was little I thought I did not
want to talk about a kind of potpourri
languages
I told myself again only if all
the world is speaking its own holland and
well I too was a long one
did not look like any other long
existence on earth is the only one
only person who understood me
it was my mother thinking that they
were going to motivate me my dad was telling me
regularly speak another language
worth a million dollars to what I
replied every time I
would rather have a million
of dollars right now I was doing the
calculation with millions of dollars you
can easily afford a class
intensive foreign languages is at
me at least 950 thousand dollars that you
remains, including the one in the case of
course at the French alliance
you have only five hundred thousand left
dollars but it’s that even a good
case in our side my mother
worried not hurt
about my inability to repeat
the words that told me such a point that
to power if I was not hurt between
hearing-impaired she took me to see at
Christmas
today I still do not know what
that these three letters want to say in
the medical world
but it turns out that it’s the acronym
Mecquois form of pressed dough
watch out there who drew purple and
vegetables
you see we’re talking about foods
terrestrial anyway after tests
it will be true that I had no
hearing problem
today I still do not know if
my mother was relieved or otherwise
to the worried caucus after this diagnosis
she had to say to herself is what I
prefer my child to be disabled
of the ear or the brain it’s true
that a penny can do a lot of work and
make a lot of money while the
only way to succeed as
that behind the eyes these derneirs president
united states
it was the political moment of nice
short in France after a stadium where I
spoke like a baby
I went through other stages ago
had the stage towards 50 French where I
spoke well enough so that people
think I understand everything they
say and therefore no longer make any effort
to speak slowly and clearly about
blow me I had to do whatever
I understood that I had to
to master two sentences of facial expressions
enough going on everywhere who could walk
in any case I found as to
good enthusiasts omv have eyebrows
mine I specify market pretty well
that if the person announces the death of
his father or the purchase of a jet ski that
happened to everyone after he had the
stage to 8 years old French where I
knew a lot of bad words and I
thought I was taking pleasure in them
to employ
yet I do not have safety by
necessarily wisely
I remember once I was on
a vélib and someone failed me
crush with his car and I say
I’m going to make you cum that is more
a promise that an insult
honestly and today
i’m almost 13 years old french i ‘m
so at the teen stage where I want to
rebel against all if you understand
not my french
so you have a problem
ok by month in addition to the age that I have
I’m about to have the bar
french french mitzvah
for those who do not know a bar
mitzvah be a Jewish ritual or at 13
years a boy becomes a number for
that he must stand before any
his family his friends and god and read to
loud voice in a long who knows
barely
so this speech today is a
little like a bar but that is happy
for my bar mitzvah I prepared my
delivery at the last minute ago
a lot of land food
on the other hand, this speech is much less
lucrative like madame edouard
so even though I did not write this
speech for the money I still
loved doing it finally I think that
my father was right
a language is worth a million dollars
effectively
[Applause]
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