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I’m actually going to go slightly off

I’m actually going to go slightly off piste here and build on what Richard

piste here and build on what Richard

piste here and build on what Richard said because two nights ago I went out

said because two nights ago I went out

said because two nights ago I went out to dinner with a bunch of geneticists

to dinner with a bunch of geneticists

to dinner with a bunch of geneticists and as an advertising man I said to them

and as an advertising man I said to them

and as an advertising man I said to them look I think you’re probably right about

look I think you’re probably right about

look I think you’re probably right about IQ it is this single monolithic measure

IQ it is this single monolithic measure

IQ it is this single monolithic measure and it correlates with lots of different

and it correlates with lots of different

and it correlates with lots of different things but I said as an advertising and

things but I said as an advertising and

things but I said as an advertising and marketing man can I make a suggestion I

marketing man can I make a suggestion I

marketing man can I make a suggestion I said I think you ought to lie I said if

said I think you ought to lie I said if

said I think you ought to lie I said if you actually tell people that start fact

you actually tell people that start fact

you actually tell people that start fact that there is this single measure and

that there is this single measure and

that there is this single measure and it’s monolithic and it correlates with

it’s monolithic and it correlates with

it’s monolithic and it correlates with goodness knows what else I said the

goodness knows what else I said the

goodness knows what else I said the problem is it’s fundamentally

problem is it’s fundamentally

problem is it’s fundamentally unpalatable and no one will be able to

unpalatable and no one will be able to

unpalatable and no one will be able to form policy on it what I said is what

form policy on it what I said is what

form policy on it what I said is what you ought to do is say there are

you ought to do is say there are

you ought to do is say there are different kinds of intelligence and

different kinds of intelligence and

different kinds of intelligence and they’re complementary the one story is

they’re complementary the one story is

they’re complementary the one story is unpalatable because it essentially

unpalatable because it essentially

unpalatable because it essentially implies you should rank human value on a

implies you should rank human value on a

implies you should rank human value on a linear scale which says that X is more

linear scale which says that X is more

linear scale which says that X is more valuable than Y I said if you could just

valuable than Y I said if you could just

valuable than Y I said if you could just create multiple forms of intelligence

create multiple forms of intelligence

create multiple forms of intelligence you can tell a completely different

you can tell a completely different

you can tell a completely different story which is this kind of person is

story which is this kind of person is

story which is this kind of person is highly complementary to that kind of

highly complementary to that kind of

highly complementary to that kind of person

person

person and we’ve actually all got different

and we’ve actually all got different

and we’ve actually all got different strengths and comparative advantages and

strengths and comparative advantages and

strengths and comparative advantages and great organizations can draw on them all

great organizations can draw on them all

great organizations can draw on them all in a complementary and different way

in a complementary and different way

in a complementary and different way what it now appears is that you don’t

what it now appears is that you don’t

what it now appears is that you don’t need to lie to do this this is in fact

need to lie to do this this is in fact

need to lie to do this this is in fact neuroscientific truth so I’m

neuroscientific truth so I’m

neuroscientific truth so I’m extraordinarily grateful for that last

extraordinarily grateful for that last

extraordinarily grateful for that last talk what I’m also going to do is build

talk what I’m also going to do is build

talk what I’m also going to do is build quite a lot on what Professor pine who

quite a lot on what Professor pine who

quite a lot on what Professor pine who would make an excellent I think new

would make an excellent I think new

would make an excellent I think new participant in a new gender-neutral form

participant in a new gender-neutral form

participant in a new gender-neutral form of Cluedo by the way as a name I think

of Cluedo by the way as a name I think

of Cluedo by the way as a name I think I’d like to build on what Professor pine

I’d like to build on what Professor pine

I’d like to build on what Professor pine has to say about the question of

has to say about the question of

has to say about the question of breaking out of choice breaking away

breaking out of choice breaking away

breaking out of choice breaking away from what you might call the standard

from what you might call the standard

from what you might call the standard script now no sensible definition of

script now no sensible definition of

script now no sensible definition of wealth will simply be financial at some

wealth will simply be financial at some

wealth will simply be financial at some level any healthy definition of wealth

level any healthy definition of wealth

level any healthy definition of wealth is that to be wealthy you are in a

is that to be wealthy you are in a

is that to be wealthy you are in a position where you can make a large

position where you can make a large

position where you can make a large number of reasonably well-informed

number of reasonably well-informed

number of reasonably well-informed successful choices to be financially

successful choices to be financially

successful choices to be financially wealthy

wealthy

wealthy but to live in a highly impoverished

but to live in a highly impoverished

but to live in a highly impoverished area is not really wealth because you

area is not really wealth because you

area is not really wealth because you may have a large amount of money and you

may have a large amount of money and you

may have a large amount of money and you may derive some pleasure from reading

may derive some pleasure from reading

may derive some pleasure from reading your bank account but when you go out of

your bank account but when you go out of

your bank account but when you go out of the house because everybody else is poor

the house because everybody else is poor

the house because everybody else is poor there are no restaurants there are no

there are no restaurants there are no

there are no restaurants there are no bars there’s virtually nothing

bars there’s virtually nothing

bars there’s virtually nothing worthwhile for you to do with your money

worthwhile for you to do with your money

worthwhile for you to do with your money so the idea of wealth is purely an

so the idea of wealth is purely an

so the idea of wealth is purely an individualistic thing strikes me as

individualistic thing strikes me as

individualistic thing strikes me as dangerous but I think there’s a really

dangerous but I think there’s a really

dangerous but I think there’s a really important question here which is that we

important question here which is that we

important question here which is that we tend to assume and this comes from some

tend to assume and this comes from some

tend to assume and this comes from some of the precepts and axioms of

of the precepts and axioms of

of the precepts and axioms of neoclassical economics that in order to

neoclassical economics that in order to

neoclassical economics that in order to make society wealthy and individuals

make society wealthy and individuals

make society wealthy and individuals more wealthy the only way to do it is

more wealthy the only way to do it is

more wealthy the only way to do it is essentially to create more stuff I would

essentially to create more stuff I would

essentially to create more stuff I would argue that since wealth really lies in

argue that since wealth really lies in

argue that since wealth really lies in the number of rewarding choices you can

the number of rewarding choices you can

the number of rewarding choices you can make you can create wealth in a much

make you can create wealth in a much

make you can create wealth in a much more interesting and more

more interesting and more

more interesting and more environmentally friendly manner by just

environmentally friendly manner by just

environmentally friendly manner by just generating the possibility for people to

generating the possibility for people to

generating the possibility for people to make new and better choices

once you define wealth in that way

once you define wealth in that way things the whole tenor of debate becomes

things the whole tenor of debate becomes

things the whole tenor of debate becomes different the problem I think here lies

different the problem I think here lies

different the problem I think here lies in the central axioms of neoclassical

in the central axioms of neoclassical

in the central axioms of neoclassical economics one of which is that we all

economics one of which is that we all

economics one of which is that we all make decisions and the reason they make

make decisions and the reason they make

make decisions and the reason they make this assumption is simply to make

this assumption is simply to make

this assumption is simply to make mathema Kannamma ‘kz look like it’s a

mathema Kannamma ‘kz look like it’s a

mathema Kannamma ‘kz look like it’s a science in order to make economics look

science in order to make economics look

science in order to make economics look like it’s a science where the maths is

like it’s a science where the maths is

like it’s a science where the maths is reasonably tractable and the things that

reasonably tractable and the things that

reasonably tractable and the things that are important are expressible in

are important are expressible in

are important are expressible in numerical form you make a whole series

numerical form you make a whole series

numerical form you make a whole series of assumptions and the assumptions are

of assumptions and the assumptions are

of assumptions and the assumptions are that we all are a series of utility

that we all are a series of utility

that we all are a series of utility maximizing actors making decisions in

maximizing actors making decisions in

maximizing actors making decisions in standalone economic transactions in an

standalone economic transactions in an

standalone economic transactions in an atmosphere of perfect information of

atmosphere of perfect information of

atmosphere of perfect information of perfect trust now

perfect trust now

perfect trust now just to be clear out this I completely

just to be clear out this I completely

just to be clear out this I completely accept the idea that scientists have to

accept the idea that scientists have to

accept the idea that scientists have to make assumptions in order to develop

make assumptions in order to develop

make assumptions in order to develop models I would argue these aren’t

models I would argue these aren’t

models I would argue these aren’t actually assumptions there are there

actually assumptions there are there

actually assumptions there are there barefaced lies none of that is true

barefaced lies none of that is true

barefaced lies none of that is true first of all there are almost never on

first of all there are almost never on

first of all there are almost never on earth do you find the conditions of

earth do you find the conditions of

earth do you find the conditions of perfect information and perfect trust

perfect information and perfect trust

perfect information and perfect trust secondly even if you could create those

secondly even if you could create those

secondly even if you could create those conditions our brains did not evolve

conditions our brains did not evolve

conditions our brains did not evolve to make decisions under such conditions

to make decisions under such conditions

to make decisions under such conditions most of our evil is true him

most of our evil is true him

most of our evil is true him inheritance took place in cases where we

inheritance took place in cases where we

inheritance took place in cases where we had to make decisions using deeply

had to make decisions using deeply

had to make decisions using deeply imperfect and incomplete information we

imperfect and incomplete information we

imperfect and incomplete information we probably had to make those decisions in

probably had to make those decisions in

probably had to make those decisions in limited time and in an environment where

limited time and in an environment where

limited time and in an environment where it was never entirely clear who you

it was never entirely clear who you

it was never entirely clear who you could trust so even if you could create

could trust so even if you could create

could trust so even if you could create a world that was ideal for Homo

a world that was ideal for Homo

a world that was ideal for Homo economicus Homo sapiens would find it

economicus Homo sapiens would find it

economicus Homo sapiens would find it deeply strange now part of the problem

deeply strange now part of the problem

deeply strange now part of the problem of that assumption which is that people

of that assumption which is that people

of that assumption which is that people have perfect information and perfect

have perfect information and perfect

have perfect information and perfect trust is you assume that people already

trust is you assume that people already

trust is you assume that people already are making the best choices they

are making the best choices they

are making the best choices they possibly can and the only possible way

possibly can and the only possible way

possibly can and the only possible way of creating economic value is to add

of creating economic value is to add

of creating economic value is to add more choices what it’s completely blind

more choices what it’s completely blind

more choices what it’s completely blind to is the idea that by designing choices

to is the idea that by designing choices

to is the idea that by designing choices differently we can make people richer

differently we can make people richer

differently we can make people richer wealthier perhaps if I’m to be precise

wealthier perhaps if I’m to be precise

wealthier perhaps if I’m to be precise my distinctions in my use of language we

my distinctions in my use of language we

my distinctions in my use of language we can make people wealthier without using

can make people wealthier without using

can make people wealthier without using any more resources at all we can just

any more resources at all we can just

any more resources at all we can just help people choose more widely here’s an

help people choose more widely here’s an

help people choose more widely here’s an example I think which I think is one of

example I think which I think is one of

example I think which I think is one of the most important quotations to come

the most important quotations to come

the most important quotations to come from the dot-com world which comes up

from the dot-com world which comes up

from the dot-com world which comes up with some pretty stupid stuff but this

with some pretty stupid stuff but this

with some pretty stupid stuff but this is really important the best may be the

is really important the best may be the

is really important the best may be the only real direct measure of innovation

only real direct measure of innovation

only real direct measure of innovation is change in human behavior this comes

is change in human behavior this comes

is change in human behavior this comes from Stewart Butterfield who’s the

from Stewart Butterfield who’s the

from Stewart Butterfield who’s the inventor of slack and before that the

inventor of slack and before that the

inventor of slack and before that the inventor of Flickr what’s really

inventor of Flickr what’s really

inventor of Flickr what’s really valuable in life is when you allow

valuable in life is when you allow

valuable in life is when you allow people to do different things

people to do different things

people to do different things things they otherwise wouldn’t have

things they otherwise wouldn’t have

things they otherwise wouldn’t have contemplated things they lack the

contemplated things they lack the

contemplated things they lack the confidence to do previously or things

confidence to do previously or things

confidence to do previously or things that simply didn’t occur to them I would

that simply didn’t occur to them I would

that simply didn’t occur to them I would argue that marketing plays just as great

argue that marketing plays just as great

argue that marketing plays just as great a role in innovation by the way as

a role in innovation by the way as

a role in innovation by the way as technology does for the simple reason

technology does for the simple reason

technology does for the simple reason that it’s one thing to come up with a

that it’s one thing to come up with a

that it’s one thing to come up with a technology it’s a separate in some cases

technology it’s a separate in some cases

technology it’s a separate in some cases more difficult challenge to get people

more difficult challenge to get people

more difficult challenge to get people comfortably to adopt a new behavior and

comfortably to adopt a new behavior and

comfortably to adopt a new behavior and the reason for that as I said is the

the reason for that as I said is the

the reason for that as I said is the distinction between the economic idea of

distinction between the economic idea of

distinction between the economic idea of how we make decisions and an

how we make decisions and an

how we make decisions and an evolutionary psychologists idea one of

evolutionary psychologists idea one of

evolutionary psychologists idea one of the things that’s deeply embedded in us

the things that’s deeply embedded in us

the things that’s deeply embedded in us for reasons for perfectly healthy

for reasons for perfectly healthy

for reasons for perfectly healthy evolutionary reasons is that

evolutionary reasons is that

evolutionary reasons is that and large we’re not trying to maximize

and large we’re not trying to maximize

and large we’re not trying to maximize anything we’re trying to avoid

anything we’re trying to avoid

anything we’re trying to avoid catastrophe as an evolutionary biologist

catastrophe as an evolutionary biologist

catastrophe as an evolutionary biologist explained to me there are far more ways

explained to me there are far more ways

explained to me there are far more ways of dying than there are surviving and so

of dying than there are surviving and so

of dying than there are surviving and so our brain is calibrated slightly I just

our brain is calibrated slightly I just

our brain is calibrated slightly I just smoke detector we want something that’s

smoke detector we want something that’s

smoke detector we want something that’s pretty good but we definitely definitely

pretty good but we definitely definitely

pretty good but we definitely definitely don’t want it to be terrible when you’re

don’t want it to be terrible when you’re

don’t want it to be terrible when you’re making decisions under uncertainty it

making decisions under uncertainty it

making decisions under uncertainty it isn’t just the average outcome that

isn’t just the average outcome that

isn’t just the average outcome that matters it’s the variance that’s why

matters it’s the variance that’s why

matters it’s the variance that’s why ignore Sat Navs when I go to an airport

ignore Sat Navs when I go to an airport

ignore Sat Navs when I go to an airport what the Sat Nav is telling me is the

what the Sat Nav is telling me is the

what the Sat Nav is telling me is the fastest route on average on the way home

fastest route on average on the way home

fastest route on average on the way home that’s pretty good on the way to the

that’s pretty good on the way to the

that’s pretty good on the way to the airport I ignore the Sat Nav and take a

airport I ignore the Sat Nav and take a

airport I ignore the Sat Nav and take a roads why because my brain also factors

roads why because my brain also factors

roads why because my brain also factors in I did this instinctively before I

in I did this instinctively before I

in I did this instinctively before I realized what the maths was um the a

realized what the maths was um the a

realized what the maths was um the a road will always be 20 minutes slower

road will always be 20 minutes slower

road will always be 20 minutes slower but unlike the motorway where if a lorry

but unlike the motorway where if a lorry

but unlike the motorway where if a lorry jackknives that clackett lane and

jackknives that clackett lane and

jackknives that clackett lane and basically they’re all morning the a road

basically they’re all morning the a road

basically they’re all morning the a road will never be so significantly slower

will never be so significantly slower

will never be so significantly slower that I miss my plane the motorway has a

that I miss my plane the motorway has a

that I miss my plane the motorway has a higher average but a far more extreme

higher average but a far more extreme

higher average but a far more extreme variance the a road also has higher

variance the a road also has higher

variance the a road also has higher optionality I can turn off it if there’s

optionality I can turn off it if there’s

optionality I can turn off it if there’s a problem and try route C or route D or

a problem and try route C or route D or

a problem and try route C or route D or Rooney on the motorway I’m effectively

Rooney on the motorway I’m effectively

Rooney on the motorway I’m effectively trapped okay unless you’ve got a 4×4

trapped okay unless you’ve got a 4×4

trapped okay unless you’ve got a 4×4 vehicle and you’re prepared to drive

vehicle and you’re prepared to drive

vehicle and you’re prepared to drive through a fence there’s really no escape

it’s an interesting question by the way

it’s an interesting question by the way in motorway design why nobody spotted

in motorway design why nobody spotted

in motorway design why nobody spotted this problem a proper motorway really is

this problem a proper motorway really is

this problem a proper motorway really is designed for optimal conditions what

designed for optimal conditions what

designed for optimal conditions what they forgot to include is little

they forgot to include is little

they forgot to include is little emergency exits if things go badly wrong

emergency exits if things go badly wrong

emergency exits if things go badly wrong but if we define wealth as actually the

but if we define wealth as actually the

but if we define wealth as actually the range of possible rewarding behaviors we

range of possible rewarding behaviors we

range of possible rewarding behaviors we can adopt everything becomes different

can adopt everything becomes different

can adopt everything becomes different and one of the most important

and one of the most important

and one of the most important disciplines

disciplines

disciplines once you define wealth this way is how

once you define wealth this way is how

once you define wealth this way is how well you design choice now this is a

well you design choice now this is a

well you design choice now this is a menu in a format I’ve only come across

menu in a format I’ve only come across

menu in a format I’ve only come across once in my life it was in a restaurant

once in my life it was in a restaurant

once in my life it was in a restaurant Portugal which doubles as a clown school

Portugal which doubles as a clown school

Portugal which doubles as a clown school don’t ask okay

don’t ask okay

don’t ask okay it was actually a very good meal now I

it was actually a very good meal now I

it was actually a very good meal now I personally think every restaurant meal

personally think every restaurant meal

personally think every restaurant meal should take this format as you can see

should take this format as you can see

should take this format as you can see this was taken in the era before mobile

this was taken in the era before mobile

this was taken in the era before mobile phones had very good cameras and as you

phones had very good cameras and as you

phones had very good cameras and as you can also see by the appalling focus I

can also see by the appalling focus I

can also see by the appalling focus I think it was taken after lunch I think I

think it was taken after lunch I think I

think it was taken after lunch I think I asked him to bring a menu back this is

asked him to bring a menu back this is

asked him to bring a menu back this is how it works you choose the menu Branco

how it works you choose the menu Branco

how it works you choose the menu Branco the menu and the veal sorry she wants

the menu and the veal sorry she wants

the menu and the veal sorry she wants Dora the Explorer there then there’s the

Dora the Explorer there then there’s the

Dora the Explorer there then there’s the orange one the red one or the green one

orange one the red one or the green one

orange one the red one or the green one each one is a set menu but you can

each one is a set menu but you can

each one is a set menu but you can substitute laterally any way you like

substitute laterally any way you like

substitute laterally any way you like so it offers you exactly the same amount

so it offers you exactly the same amount

so it offers you exactly the same amount of freedom as an ala carte menu one it

of freedom as an ala carte menu one it

of freedom as an ala carte menu one it makes deciding a bit easier because you

makes deciding a bit easier because you

makes deciding a bit easier because you can split into two stages which of those

can split into two stages which of those

can split into two stages which of those do I like the most is there any one

do I like the most is there any one

do I like the most is there any one thing on the say orange menu which I

thing on the say orange menu which I

thing on the say orange menu which I really don’t like the sound of maps in

really don’t like the sound of maps in

really don’t like the sound of maps in which case I’ll substitute but there’s

which case I’ll substitute but there’s

which case I’ll substitute but there’s an extra layer of information in there

an extra layer of information in there

an extra layer of information in there which is what the chef thinks works as a

which is what the chef thinks works as a

which is what the chef thinks works as a cohesive menu chef’s apparently go crazy

cohesive menu chef’s apparently go crazy

cohesive menu chef’s apparently go crazy because they know which main courses

because they know which main courses

because they know which main courses complement which starter but then they

complement which starter but then they

complement which starter but then they have to put it on a menu format which

have to put it on a menu format which

have to put it on a menu format which allows people to ride roughshod over

allows people to ride roughshod over

allows people to ride roughshod over that knowledge if you think about it you

that knowledge if you think about it you

that knowledge if you think about it you don’t go to a classical music concert

don’t go to a classical music concert

don’t go to a classical music concert and go actually I think today we’ll have

and go actually I think today we’ll have

and go actually I think today we’ll have the first movement of Schubert’s

the first movement of Schubert’s

the first movement of Schubert’s unfinished symphony and the second

unfinished symphony and the second

unfinished symphony and the second movement of Mendelssohn six or whatever

movement of Mendelssohn six or whatever

movement of Mendelssohn six or whatever okay you tend to go Mendelssohn probably

okay you tend to go Mendelssohn probably

okay you tend to go Mendelssohn probably knows his about music so we’ll

knows his about music so we’ll

knows his about music so we’ll allow him will allow him to actually set

allow him will allow him to actually set

allow him will allow him to actually set the set the agenda here but with

the set the agenda here but with

the set the agenda here but with restaurants no no we ignore the chef’s

restaurants no no we ignore the chef’s

restaurants no no we ignore the chef’s recommendations completely and we just

recommendations completely and we just

recommendations completely and we just pick things at random you’re still free

pick things at random you’re still free

pick things at random you’re still free to pick things at random if you want to

to pick things at random if you want to

to pick things at random if you want to be perverse here but you have an extra

be perverse here but you have an extra

be perverse here but you have an extra layer of information which is not

layer of information which is not

layer of information which is not freedom reducing in the slightest but I

freedom reducing in the slightest but I

freedom reducing in the slightest but I would argue it’s welfare enhancing now

would argue it’s welfare enhancing now

would argue it’s welfare enhancing now why why aren’t all menus designed like

why why aren’t all menus designed like

why why aren’t all menus designed like this there is a very strange facet of

this there is a very strange facet of

this there is a very strange facet of the human brain which is that when the

the human brain which is that when the

the human brain which is that when the choices we’re presented with are bad we

choices we’re presented with are bad we

choices we’re presented with are bad we don’t notice we seem to have evolved to

don’t notice we seem to have evolved to

don’t notice we seem to have evolved to make decisions instantaneously using

make decisions instantaneously using

make decisions instantaneously using whatever information is

whatever information is

whatever information is and something that Daniel Kahneman’s

and something that Daniel Kahneman’s

and something that Daniel Kahneman’s remarked on it’s very rare for people

remarked on it’s very rare for people

remarked on it’s very rare for people when you present them with the choice to

when you present them with the choice to

when you present them with the choice to say before I can make this decision I

say before I can make this decision I

say before I can make this decision I need more information

need more information

need more information let me give you an example driving back

let me give you an example driving back

let me give you an example driving back from deal towards Seven Oaks and

from deal towards Seven Oaks and

from deal towards Seven Oaks and Brighton is actually an incredibly

Brighton is actually an incredibly

Brighton is actually an incredibly germane audience to give you this

germane audience to give you this

germane audience to give you this example you come as you drive along the

example you come as you drive along the

example you come as you drive along the m20 towards the m25 you come to this

m20 towards the m25 you come to this

m20 towards the m25 you come to this sign now to start with the sign is

sign now to start with the sign is

sign now to start with the sign is because it relies on you knowing London

because it relies on you knowing London

because it relies on you knowing London is sign posted in both lanes Dartford

is sign posted in both lanes Dartford

is sign posted in both lanes Dartford Crossing which of course mentally as to

Crossing which of course mentally as to

Crossing which of course mentally as to the right is obviously the left-hand

the right is obviously the left-hand

the right is obviously the left-hand Lane even people in swanly don’t know

Lane even people in swanly don’t know

Lane even people in swanly don’t know whether it’s south or north of the m20

whether it’s south or north of the m20

whether it’s south or north of the m20 there is no primary route destination it

there is no primary route destination it

there is no primary route destination it should say Brighton or Gatwick or

should say Brighton or Gatwick or

should say Brighton or Gatwick or something we can actually get our head

something we can actually get our head

something we can actually get our head around so you get to that thing you’re

around so you get to that thing you’re

around so you get to that thing you’re probably tooling along at about 75 at

probably tooling along at about 75 at

probably tooling along at about 75 at that point and you go I didn’t

that point and you go I didn’t

that point and you go I didn’t really understand that sign at all now

really understand that sign at all now

really understand that sign at all now just because anybody in the audience

just because anybody in the audience

just because anybody in the audience ever missed the turn for the m25 coming

ever missed the turn for the m25 coming

ever missed the turn for the m25 coming back from Dover I’ve got about 810 fit

back from Dover I’ve got about 810 fit

back from Dover I’ve got about 810 fit no more okay you all done it right now

no more okay you all done it right now

no more okay you all done it right now if you think you’re weird this is

if you think you’re weird this is

if you think you’re weird this is Brighton and there’s large number P I

Brighton and there’s large number P I

Brighton and there’s large number P I got one person raising their hand when I

got one person raising their hand when I

got one person raising their hand when I asked the question in Johannesburg this

asked the question in Johannesburg this

asked the question in Johannesburg this is a widespread problem and after I’d

is a widespread problem and after I’d

is a widespread problem and after I’d made this mistake for the fourth time I

made this mistake for the fourth time I

made this mistake for the fourth time I finally asked the question maybe it’s

finally asked the question maybe it’s

finally asked the question maybe it’s not you it’s them so I went on Google

not you it’s them so I went on Google

not you it’s them so I went on Google Street View as you can see this is a

Street View as you can see this is a

Street View as you can see this is a screen grab from Google Street View I

screen grab from Google Street View I

screen grab from Google Street View I mean okay so you get to this time you go

mean okay so you get to this time you go

mean okay so you get to this time you go I don’t understand this what where the

I don’t understand this what where the

I don’t understand this what where the hell’s swanly what’s going on swanly is

hell’s swanly what’s going on swanly is

hell’s swanly what’s going on swanly is cheaply chiefly famous for a road rage

cheaply chiefly famous for a road rage

cheaply chiefly famous for a road rage killing rather than as a place on the

killing rather than as a place on the

killing rather than as a place on the m25 um don’t worry because hit on the

m25 um don’t worry because hit on the

m25 um don’t worry because hit on the horizon I can see another gantry you can

horizon I can see another gantry you can

horizon I can see another gantry you can just see that on the just on the horizon

just see that on the just on the horizon

just see that on the just on the horizon I will wait for the next signpost and I

I will wait for the next signpost and I

I will wait for the next signpost and I will use it to inform my choice and so

will use it to inform my choice and so

will use it to inform my choice and so you get not to worry let’s wait for the

you get not to worry let’s wait for the

you get not to worry let’s wait for the next signpost and as you approach it

next signpost and as you approach it

next signpost and as you approach it before you can read what it says

before you can read what it says

before you can read what it says so it wasn’t you it’s them and I’ve

so it wasn’t you it’s them and I’ve

so it wasn’t you it’s them and I’ve complained to the Highways Agency about

complained to the Highways Agency about

complained to the Highways Agency about this and said look by the time you can

this and said look by the time you can

this and said look by the time you can read that sign it’s too late to act on

read that sign it’s too late to act on

read that sign it’s too late to act on the information it contains frankly for

the information it contains frankly for

the information it contains frankly for all the value of that sign you might as

all the value of that sign you might as

all the value of that sign you might as well just paid instead of London inertia

well just paid instead of London inertia

well just paid instead of London inertia you might as well paint ha ha you’ve

you might as well paint ha ha you’ve

you might as well paint ha ha you’ve missed the turning you dick right and

missed the turning you dick right and

missed the turning you dick right and you know the strange thing was and this

you know the strange thing was and this

you know the strange thing was and this is what automatic I think something

is what automatic I think something

is what automatic I think something about the evolved brain it was only

about the evolved brain it was only

about the evolved brain it was only after I’ve made the mistake repeatedly

after I’ve made the mistake repeatedly

after I’ve made the mistake repeatedly and I suddenly realized holding you on

and I suddenly realized holding you on

and I suddenly realized holding you on the habit of missing motorway exits

the habit of missing motorway exits

the habit of missing motorway exits everywhere you go what’s so special

everywhere you go what’s so special

everywhere you go what’s so special about this one that I finally discovered

about this one that I finally discovered

about this one that I finally discovered how unbelievably mind-blowing Lee

how unbelievably mind-blowing Lee

how unbelievably mind-blowing Lee actually not only stupid but dangerous

actually not only stupid but dangerous

actually not only stupid but dangerous that is but in a certain percentage of

that is but in a certain percentage of

that is but in a certain percentage of people um then swerve across the stripy

people um then swerve across the stripy

people um then swerve across the stripy bit into the path of oncoming traffic

bit into the path of oncoming traffic

bit into the path of oncoming traffic but we didn’t notice that there was

but we didn’t notice that there was

but we didn’t notice that there was something wrong we just made a bad

something wrong we just made a bad

something wrong we just made a bad decision and I think that’s true but a

decision and I think that’s true but a

decision and I think that’s true but a lot of choice architecture I’m gonna be

lot of choice architecture I’m gonna be

lot of choice architecture I’m gonna be myself unpopular you may be myself

myself unpopular you may be myself

myself unpopular you may be myself unpopular twice in this talk once at the

unpopular twice in this talk once at the

unpopular twice in this talk once at the end when I suggest that baking programs

end when I suggest that baking programs

end when I suggest that baking programs should be banned for two years because

should be banned for two years because

should be banned for two years because they’re stupid I do okay right okay

they’re stupid I do okay right okay

they’re stupid I do okay right okay sorry

sorry

sorry there is minority support for that

there is minority support for that

there is minority support for that anyway um and the second one when I

anyway um and the second one when I

anyway um and the second one when I suggest that wine as a drink is

suggest that wine as a drink is

suggest that wine as a drink is overrated whoo okay basically there is

overrated whoo okay basically there is

overrated whoo okay basically there is never a situation where white wine is

never a situation where white wine is

never a situation where white wine is nicer than a gin and tonic we’re just

nicer than a gin and tonic we’re just

nicer than a gin and tonic we’re just pretending okay just pretentious

pretending okay just pretentious

pretending okay just pretentious middle-class toss you know it’s like The

middle-class toss you know it’s like The

middle-class toss you know it’s like The Princess and the pea you claim you care

Princess and the pea you claim you care

Princess and the pea you claim you care about these totally irrelevant

about these totally irrelevant

about these totally irrelevant distinctions it’s also massively

distinctions it’s also massively

distinctions it’s also massively inconsistent wine when you think about

inconsistent wine when you think about

inconsistent wine when you think about it if I opened a bottle of cornflakes

it if I opened a bottle of cornflakes

it if I opened a bottle of cornflakes and they were all soggy and black I rang

and they were all soggy and black I rang

and they were all soggy and black I rang up the Kellogg’s company they said

up the Kellogg’s company they said

up the Kellogg’s company they said oh that’s the 2016 cornflake we had

oh that’s the 2016 cornflake we had

oh that’s the 2016 cornflake we had slightly late rainfall

I would not go marvelous kellogg’s let

I would not go marvelous kellogg’s let me try and notice some of the exciting

me try and notice some of the exciting

me try and notice some of the exciting new taste features I’d go sort your

new taste features I’d go sort your

new taste features I’d go sort your act out Helens okay I want the

act out Helens okay I want the

act out Helens okay I want the third bloody box to taste like the first

third bloody box to taste like the first

third bloody box to taste like the first but with wine then Adela it’s perfectly

but with wine then Adela it’s perfectly

but with wine then Adela it’s perfectly acceptable to have absolutely no quality

acceptable to have absolutely no quality

acceptable to have absolutely no quality control whatsoever okay now when you go

control whatsoever okay now when you go

control whatsoever okay now when you go into a restaurant what happens you are

into a restaurant what happens you are

into a restaurant what happens you are effectively manipulated to buy wine

effectively manipulated to buy wine

effectively manipulated to buy wine first of all there are wine glasses on

first of all there are wine glasses on

first of all there are wine glasses on the table we found that if you remove

the table we found that if you remove

the table we found that if you remove these wine consumption goes down

these wine consumption goes down

these wine consumption goes down secondly you’re handed a drinks list

secondly you’re handed a drinks list

secondly you’re handed a drinks list which is not called a drinks this it’s

which is not called a drinks this it’s

which is not called a drinks this it’s called the wine list right now that

called the wine list right now that

called the wine list right now that contains in choice architecture about

contains in choice architecture about

contains in choice architecture about four pages of totally unnecessary

four pages of totally unnecessary

four pages of totally unnecessary variety of red and white wine of various

variety of red and white wine of various

variety of red and white wine of various price points and then a small laminated

price points and then a small laminated

price points and then a small laminated page at the back for the deviants and

page at the back for the deviants and

page at the back for the deviants and perverts who want to drink an alcoholic

perverts who want to drink an alcoholic

perverts who want to drink an alcoholic drink from a country that’s actually

drink from a country that’s actually

drink from a country that’s actually mastered the technology required for

mastered the technology required for

mastered the technology required for brewing or distillation and then what

brewing or distillation and then what

brewing or distillation and then what happens even clever a still they then

happens even clever a still they then

happens even clever a still they then pass the wine list to one person now

pass the wine list to one person now

pass the wine list to one person now there’s only one alcoholic drink you can

there’s only one alcoholic drink you can

there’s only one alcoholic drink you can share among a whole table of people so

share among a whole table of people so

share among a whole table of people so the second that guy says red or white

the second that guy says red or white

the second that guy says red or white it’s game over for the gin drinkers

it’s game over for the gin drinkers

it’s game over for the gin drinkers you’ve basically been bullied in the

you’ve basically been bullied in the

you’ve basically been bullied in the position but you never object the choice

position but you never object the choice

position but you never object the choice architecture of ordering wine in a

architecture of ordering wine in a

architecture of ordering wine in a restaurant is basically the same as that

restaurant is basically the same as that

restaurant is basically the same as that you find on the m20 we don’t notice when

you find on the m20 we don’t notice when

you find on the m20 we don’t notice when our choices are presented in a choice

our choices are presented in a choice

our choices are presented in a choice limiting way this is an airline website

limiting way this is an airline website

limiting way this is an airline website notice it asks you what class of tickets

notice it asks you what class of tickets

notice it asks you what class of tickets you want before you know the price

you want before you know the price

you want before you know the price difference it’s a totally stupid point

difference it’s a totally stupid point

difference it’s a totally stupid point to ask that question patently if it’s 20

to ask that question patently if it’s 20

to ask that question patently if it’s 20 quid more to go in Premium Economy I’m

quid more to go in Premium Economy I’m

quid more to go in Premium Economy I’m on if it’s 2,000 I’m not you cannot ask

on if it’s 2,000 I’m not you cannot ask

on if it’s 2,000 I’m not you cannot ask that answer that question at that point

that answer that question at that point

that answer that question at that point on the website nonetheless they ask it

on the website nonetheless they ask it

on the website nonetheless they ask it and we make our best stab at it okay we

and we make our best stab at it okay we

and we make our best stab at it okay we don’t notice when choice architectures

don’t notice when choice architectures

don’t notice when choice architectures bad so by improving choice architecture

bad so by improving choice architecture

bad so by improving choice architecture we can increase human wealth without

we can increase human wealth without

we can increase human wealth without increasing human consumption this is a

increasing human consumption this is a

increasing human consumption this is a beautiful example by the way the Accardo

beautiful example by the way the Accardo

beautiful example by the way the Accardo green van which gets people to choose

green van which gets people to choose

green van which gets people to choose are mentally friendly thing without

are mentally friendly thing without

are mentally friendly thing without offering them a financial incentive it

offering them a financial incentive it

offering them a financial incentive it just makes the van green our son Ricardo

just makes the van green our son Ricardo

just makes the van green our son Ricardo how well does it work he said I’m not

how well does it work he said I’m not

how well does it work he said I’m not allowed to tell you I said go on give me

allowed to tell you I said go on give me

allowed to tell you I said go on give me a clue he said let me just say this you

a clue he said let me just say this you

a clue he said let me just say this you wouldn’t believe it changes to choice

wouldn’t believe it changes to choice

wouldn’t believe it changes to choice can solve massive problems the delayed

can solve massive problems the delayed

can solve massive problems the delayed prescription reduces unnecessary

prescription reduces unnecessary

prescription reduces unnecessary prescriptions of antibiotics by a

prescriptions of antibiotics by a

prescriptions of antibiotics by a significant factor the patient leaves

significant factor the patient leaves

significant factor the patient leaves the doctor perfectly happy because

the doctor perfectly happy because

the doctor perfectly happy because they’ve got a bit of paper in their hand

they’ve got a bit of paper in their hand

they’ve got a bit of paper in their hand it’s post dated to Friday most of them

it’s post dated to Friday most of them

it’s post dated to Friday most of them never go and cash it in because they’re

never go and cash it in because they’re

never go and cash it in because they’re feeling better by then

feeling better by then

feeling better by then and basically once we’re feeling better

and basically once we’re feeling better

and basically once we’re feeling better we’re over any need for medicine once we

we’re over any need for medicine once we

we’re over any need for medicine once we start on the up okay if you give people

start on the up okay if you give people

start on the up okay if you give people a prescription and say don’t take it in

a prescription and say don’t take it in

a prescription and say don’t take it in for three days time what they actually

for three days time what they actually

for three days time what they actually do is they go they walk out they walk

do is they go they walk out they walk

do is they go they walk out they walk past boots on the way back to the car

past boots on the way back to the car

past boots on the way back to the car they might as well cash this in now they

they might as well cash this in now they

they might as well cash this in now they paid eight quid for the antibiotics so

paid eight quid for the antibiotics so

paid eight quid for the antibiotics so sunk cost bias are paid for these

sunk cost bias are paid for these

sunk cost bias are paid for these buggers so I might as well take them

buggers so I might as well take them

buggers so I might as well take them that reduces but I think about a factor

that reduces but I think about a factor

that reduces but I think about a factor of three the level of unnecessary

of three the level of unnecessary

of three the level of unnecessary consumption of antibiotics if you want a

consumption of antibiotics if you want a

consumption of antibiotics if you want a big economic one rather than a health

big economic one rather than a health

big economic one rather than a health benefit one that is the old Tube map

benefit one that is the old Tube map

benefit one that is the old Tube map when I moved to London this is the new

when I moved to London this is the new

when I moved to London this is the new Tube map and it includes what young

Tube map and it includes what young

Tube map and it includes what young people call the ginger line which is the

people call the ginger line which is the

people call the ginger line which is the overground now what most of you haven’t

overground now what most of you haven’t

overground now what most of you haven’t if you’ve used the ginger line or the

if you’ve used the ginger line or the

if you’ve used the ginger line or the overground a fairly significant group

overground a fairly significant group

overground a fairly significant group actually what you may not know is that

actually what you may not know is that

actually what you may not know is that ninety five percent of that line already

ninety five percent of that line already

ninety five percent of that line already existed when I moved to London it was

existed when I moved to London it was

existed when I moved to London it was called silver link Metro was operated by

called silver link Metro was operated by

called silver link Metro was operated by rail companies when they took it over

rail companies when they took it over

rail companies when they took it over yes they made the trains a bit nicer and

yes they made the trains a bit nicer and

yes they made the trains a bit nicer and more frequent yes they lit the station’s

more frequent yes they lit the station’s

more frequent yes they lit the station’s better the most important thing they did

better the most important thing they did

better the most important thing they did was they added it to the map I would

was they added it to the map I would

was they added it to the map I would argue by adding it to the Tube map they

argue by adding it to the Tube map they

argue by adding it to the Tube map they created something like six to eight

created something like six to eight

created something like six to eight billion of infrastructure value at a

billion of infrastructure value at a

billion of infrastructure value at a cost of some ink how do I know that

cost of some ink how do I know that

cost of some ink how do I know that because although these trains had been

because although these trains had been

because although these trains had been running for years when it appeared on

running for years when it appeared on

running for years when it appeared on the Tube map usage of those lines went

the Tube map usage of those lines went

the Tube map usage of those lines went up by 400% in one month alone the reason

up by 400% in one month alone the reason

up by 400% in one month alone the reason people weren’t using the infrastructure

people weren’t using the infrastructure

people weren’t using the infrastructure wasn’t because it didn’t exist it’s

wasn’t because it didn’t exist it’s

wasn’t because it didn’t exist it’s because it wasn’t mentally

because it wasn’t mentally

because it wasn’t mentally guessable it wasn’t an accessible choice

guessable it wasn’t an accessible choice

guessable it wasn’t an accessible choice creating choice creates wealth you don’t

creating choice creates wealth you don’t

creating choice creates wealth you don’t need to build a damn thing and so here’s

need to build a damn thing and so here’s

need to build a damn thing and so here’s my kind of idea at the end of all this

my kind of idea at the end of all this

my kind of idea at the end of all this which I call the libertarian

which I call the libertarian

which I call the libertarian intervention now this is I think a

intervention now this is I think a

intervention now this is I think a beautiful example from public health

beautiful example from public health

beautiful example from public health England of a libertarian intervention

England of a libertarian intervention

England of a libertarian intervention it’s difficult to stop smoking because

it’s difficult to stop smoking because

it’s difficult to stop smoking because doing it on your own is hard if you can

doing it on your own is hard if you can

doing it on your own is hard if you can just encourage large groups of people to

just encourage large groups of people to

just encourage large groups of people to do the same thing simultaneously a

do the same thing simultaneously a

do the same thing simultaneously a choice which was difficult becomes

choice which was difficult becomes

choice which was difficult becomes significantly easier you are five times

significantly easier you are five times

significantly easier you are five times more likely to quit for good if you do

more likely to quit for good if you do

more likely to quit for good if you do it in that October period when you’ve

it in that October period when you’ve

it in that October period when you’ve got quite a lot of support from other

got quite a lot of support from other

got quite a lot of support from other people who are trying the same thing

people who are trying the same thing

people who are trying the same thing where there’s a limited target it’s just

where there’s a limited target it’s just

where there’s a limited target it’s just really well-designed choice so my

really well-designed choice so my

really well-designed choice so my question is what else can we do let’s

question is what else can we do let’s

question is what else can we do let’s look for hundreds it’s easy it’s

look for hundreds it’s easy it’s

look for hundreds it’s easy it’s inexpensive and it can be fantastic I’ll

inexpensive and it can be fantastic I’ll

inexpensive and it can be fantastic I’ll go back today to a town called Seven

go back today to a town called Seven

go back today to a town called Seven Oaks where you get off the train and

Oaks where you get off the train and

Oaks where you get off the train and basically it’s a commuter town and yet

basically it’s a commuter town and yet

basically it’s a commuter town and yet all the shops which complain massively

all the shops which complain massively

all the shops which complain massively that everybody is always going to

that everybody is always going to

that everybody is always going to out-of-town shops they close at 5:30

out-of-town shops they close at 5:30

out-of-town shops they close at 5:30 around 6 o’clock something like 10,000

around 6 o’clock something like 10,000

around 6 o’clock something like 10,000 people with muddy disgorged themselves

people with muddy disgorged themselves

people with muddy disgorged themselves into Seven Oaks to find all the shops

into Seven Oaks to find all the shops

into Seven Oaks to find all the shops closed why do they not stay open later

closed why do they not stay open later

closed why do they not stay open later and open later it’s because it’s one of

and open later it’s because it’s one of

and open later it’s because it’s one of those coordination problems if you’re

those coordination problems if you’re

those coordination problems if you’re the only shop to do it it makes no

the only shop to do it it makes no

the only shop to do it it makes no difference to you it’s something which

difference to you it’s something which

difference to you it’s something which can either be done simultaneously or not

can either be done simultaneously or not

can either be done simultaneously or not at all and that’s where libertarianism

at all and that’s where libertarianism

at all and that’s where libertarianism falls down in fact it falls down on

falls down in fact it falls down on

falls down in fact it falls down on coordination issues if you’re a hardcore

coordination issues if you’re a hardcore

coordination issues if you’re a hardcore libertarian I guess you’d say I

libertarian I guess you’d say I

libertarian I guess you’d say I disapprove of painted lines in the car

disapprove of painted lines in the car

disapprove of painted lines in the car park because it interferes with my

park because it interferes with my

park because it interferes with my rights to park at the diagonal but by

rights to park at the diagonal but by

rights to park at the diagonal but by and large you need someone to paint

and large you need someone to paint

and large you need someone to paint lines in the car park so in the United

lines in the car park so in the United

lines in the car park so in the United States 40% of people took no vacation at

States 40% of people took no vacation at

States 40% of people took no vacation at all

all

all in 2014 the reason is if you ask people

in 2014 the reason is if you ask people

in 2014 the reason is if you ask people most Americans would prefer to have less

most Americans would prefer to have less

most Americans would prefer to have less salary and more vacation if you think

salary and more vacation if you think

salary and more vacation if you think about you could double American vacation

about you could double American vacation

about you could double American vacation allowance from two weeks to four with

allowance from two weeks to four with

allowance from two weeks to four with just a four percent pay cut so people

just a four percent pay cut so people

just a four percent pay cut so people want vacation why do they not do it well

want vacation why do they not do it well

want vacation why do they not do it well in economic theory they just choose

in economic theory they just choose

in economic theory they just choose the perfect balance between leisure and

the perfect balance between leisure and

the perfect balance between leisure and money in reality how hard should you

money in reality how hard should you

money in reality how hard should you work if you’re in an office and there’s

work if you’re in an office and there’s

work if you’re in an office and there’s only one game theoretic answer that

only one game theoretic answer that

only one game theoretic answer that which is a bit harder than the bugger

which is a bit harder than the bugger

which is a bit harder than the bugger next year so it creates an arms race

next year so it creates an arms race

next year so it creates an arms race I’ve tried to do this at Ogilvy I

I’ve tried to do this at Ogilvy I

I’ve tried to do this at Ogilvy I haven’t succeeded yet every time we

haven’t succeeded yet every time we

haven’t succeeded yet every time we offer someone a pay rise we should be

offer someone a pay rise we should be

offer someone a pay rise we should be mandated to say you can either take this

mandated to say you can either take this

mandated to say you can either take this all as money or you can take it as half

all as money or you can take it as half

all as money or you can take it as half money half holiday to create a choice

money half holiday to create a choice

money half holiday to create a choice where practically for reasons of social

where practically for reasons of social

where practically for reasons of social norming none existed before stock Tober

norming none existed before stock Tober

norming none existed before stock Tober let’s steal from that idea doing your

let’s steal from that idea doing your

let’s steal from that idea doing your finances is really boring

finances is really boring

finances is really boring okay let’s create an extra bank holiday

okay let’s create an extra bank holiday

okay let’s create an extra bank holiday and call it national sort your financial

and call it national sort your financial

and call it national sort your financial at weekend

at weekend

at weekend there can be intensive advertising of

there can be intensive advertising of

there can be intensive advertising of financial products and you will create

financial products and you will create

financial products and you will create conversation around pensions the rest of

conversation around pensions the rest of

conversation around pensions the rest of the air if you mentioned pensions people

the air if you mentioned pensions people

the air if you mentioned pensions people will quite rightly shun you as the most

will quite rightly shun you as the most

will quite rightly shun you as the most boring person in the room on that one

boring person in the room on that one

boring person in the room on that one weekend it’s kind of start Tober like on

weekend it’s kind of start Tober like on

weekend it’s kind of start Tober like on that one weekend it’s okay to discuss

that one weekend it’s okay to discuss

that one weekend it’s okay to discuss those things we create a little

those things we create a little

those things we create a little coordinated burst when higher education

coordinated burst when higher education

coordinated burst when higher education expanded I would argue we sort of

expanded I would argue we sort of

expanded I would argue we sort of reduced choice everybody was table

reduced choice everybody was table

reduced choice everybody was table they’re more places at further education

they’re more places at further education

they’re more places at further education the problem was is now you put a badge

the problem was is now you put a badge

the problem was is now you put a badge over someone who didn’t go to university

over someone who didn’t go to university

over someone who didn’t go to university when it was twenty percent of people who

when it was twenty percent of people who

when it was twenty percent of people who went to university not going to

went to university not going to

went to university not going to university didn’t have much significance

university didn’t have much significance

university didn’t have much significance now you’re one of the people who hasn’t

now you’re one of the people who hasn’t

now you’re one of the people who hasn’t got a degree

got a degree

got a degree if you reserve twenty percent of places

if you reserve twenty percent of places

if you reserve twenty percent of places for people over 30 it becomes a

for people over 30 it becomes a

for people over 30 it becomes a perfectly acceptable decision to make

perfectly acceptable decision to make

perfectly acceptable decision to make socially to say I’ve decided to defer it

socially to say I’ve decided to defer it

socially to say I’ve decided to defer it I’d rather get a job first and go and do

I’d rather get a job first and go and do

I’d rather get a job first and go and do something well I’m a bit older anything

something well I’m a bit older anything

something well I’m a bit older anything that creates makes a choice socially

that creates makes a choice socially

that creates makes a choice socially possible is I would argue wealth

possible is I would argue wealth

possible is I would argue wealth creating and if we look at wealth that

creating and if we look at wealth that

creating and if we look at wealth that way we’ll do things differently and

way we’ll do things differently and

way we’ll do things differently and we’ll also ban bakery programs let me

we’ll also ban bakery programs let me

we’ll also ban bakery programs let me explain why they set the bar too high if

explain why they set the bar too high if

explain why they set the bar too high if you go home this evening and you order a

you go home this evening and you order a

you go home this evening and you order a pizza from Pizza Hut or Domino’s and a

pizza from Pizza Hut or Domino’s and a

pizza from Pizza Hut or Domino’s and a six-pack of beer you will have a time

six-pack of beer you will have a time

six-pack of beer you will have a time which is 95 percent as enjoyable as if

which is 95 percent as enjoyable as if

which is 95 percent as enjoyable as if you start

you start

you start some three-tier insane creation with

some three-tier insane creation with

some three-tier insane creation with homemade profiteroles okay but because

homemade profiteroles okay but because

homemade profiteroles okay but because the competitive bar is set

the competitive bar is set

the competitive bar is set unrealistically high what actually

unrealistically high what actually

unrealistically high what actually happens is people have dinner parties

happens is people have dinner parties

happens is people have dinner parties too infrequently because the price of

too infrequently because the price of

too infrequently because the price of failure is just too high so deliberate

failure is just too high so deliberate

failure is just too high so deliberate Slaven ization of the country in terms

Slaven ization of the country in terms

Slaven ization of the country in terms of its eating habits would actually be a

of its eating habits would actually be a

of its eating habits would actually be a social boom again it’s a libertarian

social boom again it’s a libertarian

social boom again it’s a libertarian invention go and invent some of your own

invention go and invent some of your own

invention go and invent some of your own thank you very much indeed

thank you very much indeed

thank you very much indeed [Applause]

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