I had a whole I had a whole talk plan about what I do it was 15 minutes of me
about what I do it was 15 minutes of me
about what I do it was 15 minutes of me talking about why doing I thought why
talking about why doing I thought why
talking about why doing I thought why don’t I just do I do what I do is I go
don’t I just do I do what I do is I go
don’t I just do I do what I do is I go around the country in a smart car with a
around the country in a smart car with a
around the country in a smart car with a double base and then I go into places
double base and then I go into places
double base and then I go into places full of strangers and I sing songs that
full of strangers and I sing songs that
full of strangers and I sing songs that make them uncomfortable
make them uncomfortable
make them uncomfortable that’s my job I got to stand on the
that’s my job I got to stand on the
that’s my job I got to stand on the carpet come on it’s good for the video
carpet come on it’s good for the video
carpet come on it’s good for the video sorry video go visible alright so this
sorry video go visible alright so this
sorry video go visible alright so this is a song I sometimes play in front of
is a song I sometimes play in front of
is a song I sometimes play in front of lots of racists does anyone in a racist
I have actually played this song to the
I have actually played this song to the EDL the English Defence League and they
EDL the English Defence League and they
EDL the English Defence League and they actually bought some CDs after the gig
actually bought some CDs after the gig
actually bought some CDs after the gig because I quite like to do that I like
because I quite like to do that I like
because I quite like to do that I like telling uncomfortable truths I like
telling uncomfortable truths I like
telling uncomfortable truths I like telling uncomfortable truths to try and
telling uncomfortable truths to try and
telling uncomfortable truths to try and provoke a conversation this is what I do
provoke a conversation this is what I do
provoke a conversation this is what I do with all my music and it’s it’s not nice
with all my music and it’s it’s not nice
with all my music and it’s it’s not nice some of its not nice it makes you go but
some of its not nice it makes you go but
some of its not nice it makes you go but at the same time we have great chats
at the same time we have great chats
at the same time we have great chats afterwards so that’s why I try and do
afterwards so that’s why I try and do
afterwards so that’s why I try and do this is a song called I’m sorry to hear
this is a song called I’m sorry to hear
this is a song called I’m sorry to hear you a racist your life is so terrible
you a racist your life is so terrible
you a racist your life is so terrible that things that you will never be able
that things that you will never be able
that things that you will never be able to change a shape in your ass I see you
to change a shape in your ass I see you
to change a shape in your ass I see you posted something racist on Facebook
[Music]
[Music] while the rest of us leave like babies
while the rest of us leave like babies
while the rest of us leave like babies from babies
it’s okay you’ii understand it’s okay we
it’s okay you’ii understand it’s okay we understand it’s okay we understand the
understand it’s okay we understand the
understand it’s okay we understand the pictures too big for you it’s not that
pictures too big for you it’s not that
pictures too big for you it’s not that big it’s just your school so you’re
big it’s just your school so you’re
big it’s just your school so you’re gonna coach to rally standing around in
gonna coach to rally standing around in
gonna coach to rally standing around in Luton Town Centre China / being Andrews
Luton Town Centre China / being Andrews
Luton Town Centre China / being Andrews defender what a waste of a week the
defender what a waste of a week the
defender what a waste of a week the mosque doesn’t look banging you and you
mosque doesn’t look banging you and you
mosque doesn’t look banging you and you you look at the policeman and you decide
you look at the policeman and you decide
you look at the policeman and you decide what you gonna do we just saw you
what you gonna do we just saw you
what you gonna do we just saw you haven’t caught me ever
haven’t caught me ever
haven’t caught me ever you’re I start to boh-chan yes I’m start
you’re I start to boh-chan yes I’m start
you’re I start to boh-chan yes I’m start to Huff it and get back on the couch
to Huff it and get back on the couch
to Huff it and get back on the couch with your pack lunch in frost and you
with your pack lunch in frost and you
with your pack lunch in frost and you call your mom
call your mom
call your mom [Music]
to unification of brains everyone cheers
to unification of brains everyone cheers basically yeah so I do go around the
basically yeah so I do go around the
basically yeah so I do go around the country I end up in some quite rough
country I end up in some quite rough
country I end up in some quite rough places because life music does that
places because life music does that
places because life music does that basically we know we go on a Saturday
basically we know we go on a Saturday
basically we know we go on a Saturday night
night
night everyone goes out on a Saturday night
everyone goes out on a Saturday night
everyone goes out on a Saturday night and basically says oh yeah I’m gonna
and basically says oh yeah I’m gonna
and basically says oh yeah I’m gonna have a great time not with me I need to
have a great time not with me I need to
have a great time not with me I need to do a bit of a poll here can I swear can
do a bit of a poll here can I swear can
do a bit of a poll here can I swear can I swear on I’m not very good with rules
I swear on I’m not very good with rules
I swear on I’m not very good with rules I’m sorry James so this next song is
I’m sorry James so this next song is
I’m sorry James so this next song is about the population crisis I’d like to
about the population crisis I’d like to
about the population crisis I’d like to start with it just to get the level of
start with it just to get the level of
start with it just to get the level of the night ready saw it out it’s got the
the night ready saw it out it’s got the
the night ready saw it out it’s got the F word in it I could say the proper F
F word in it I could say the proper F
F word in it I could say the proper F word
word
word or I could say
or I could say
or I could say or I could say or I could say the the
or I could say or I could say the the
or I could say or I could say the the worst s F word which is frac instead so
worst s F word which is frac instead so
worst s F word which is frac instead so I could replace with frac so shall I do
I could replace with frac so shall I do
I could replace with frac so shall I do that one instead should we do with do
that one instead should we do with do
that one instead should we do with do with frappe okay let’s face it James is
with frappe okay let’s face it James is
with frappe okay let’s face it James is having kittens back there anyway I tie
having kittens back there anyway I tie
having kittens back there anyway I tie to my brother I told him I wrote a talk
it’s the only way to get a play for you
it’s the only way to get a play for you guys that’s how I’m doing it okay so
guys that’s how I’m doing it okay so
guys that’s how I’m doing it okay so this is a this is a song called the
this is a this is a song called the
this is a this is a song called the power of frac
power of frac
power of frac [Music]
and then I come onstage and do this 200
and then I come onstage and do this 200 years ago in 1800 the human population
years ago in 1800 the human population
years ago in 1800 the human population of planet Earth was 1 billion people
in 1927 the human population upon earth
in 1927 the human population upon earth rose to 2 billion people
in 1959 three billion people in 1974
in 1959 three billion people in 1974 four billion people in 1987 five billion
four billion people in 1987 five billion
four billion people in 1987 five billion people in 1999 six billion people in
people in 1999 six billion people in
people in 1999 six billion people in 2011 the human population of planet
2011 the human population of planet
2011 the human population of planet Earth rose to 7 billion people oh yeah
Earth rose to 7 billion people oh yeah
Earth rose to 7 billion people oh yeah from those facts and figures we can only
from those facts and figures we can only
from those facts and figures we can only deduce one very simple and censored
deduce one very simple and censored
deduce one very simple and censored thing
somebody somebody’s been a Oh
somebody somebody’s been a Oh [Music]
somebody’s been a now there’s
somebody’s been a now there’s people everywhere
people everywhere
people everywhere he’s human nature sexy behavior pop-pop
he’s human nature sexy behavior pop-pop
he’s human nature sexy behavior pop-pop here comes another one
here comes another one
here comes another one Oh babies is where every single one of
Oh babies is where every single one of
Oh babies is where every single one of us control is where every single one of
us control is where every single one of
us control is where every single one of us control nobody not a body is a diet
us control nobody not a body is a diet
us control nobody not a body is a diet why does young as I used to do nobody is
why does young as I used to do nobody is
why does young as I used to do nobody is a diet that still people everywhere
a diet that still people everywhere
a diet that still people everywhere denied banality though our mortality
denied banality though our mortality
denied banality though our mortality rates for wisdom and experience to
rates for wisdom and experience to
rates for wisdom and experience to brilliance which we can use to solve the
brilliance which we can use to solve the
brilliance which we can use to solve the problem of space and where to find the
problem of space and where to find the
problem of space and where to find the food to stuff into our faces
[Music]
[Music] everybody’s all they’re all connected
everybody’s all they’re all connected
everybody’s all they’re all connected everyone’s affected now way driving and
everyone’s affected now way driving and
everyone’s affected now way driving and it’s time to change gears now we’re
it’s time to change gears now we’re
it’s time to change gears now we’re driving it is time to change gears now
driving it is time to change gears now
driving it is time to change gears now and it’s time to change giving us now we
and it’s time to change giving us now we
and it’s time to change giving us now we drive it is time to change gears every
drive it is time to change gears every
drive it is time to change gears every part and everybody’s paying a fraction
part and everybody’s paying a fraction
part and everybody’s paying a fraction Oh
everybody everybody
everybody everybody now that people everywhere
now that people everywhere
now that people everywhere [Applause]
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