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English Manzai | Comedy Rice | TEDxYouth@Tokyo


good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Ruby have you ever imagined

my name is Ruby have you ever imagined

my name is Ruby have you ever imagined about what the future would look like it

about what the future would look like it

about what the future would look like it is estimated that in 30 years from now

is estimated that in 30 years from now

is estimated that in 30 years from now almost tapped the jobs that are current

almost tapped the jobs that are current

almost tapped the jobs that are current the present are gonna be replaced by a

the present are gonna be replaced by a

the present are gonna be replaced by a ice and what about 40 years or 50 years

ice and what about 40 years or 50 years

ice and what about 40 years or 50 years from now

from now

from now even experts say that not only not only

even experts say that not only not only

even experts say that not only not only jobs but also human beings are going to

jobs but also human beings are going to

jobs but also human beings are going to be replaced by the ice kind of scary

be replaced by the ice kind of scary

be replaced by the ice kind of scary right now come peanut this man come on

right now come peanut this man come on

right now come peanut this man come on it’s our stage oh my god

it’s our stage oh my god

it’s our stage oh my god you’re cold oh my god oh my god oh my

you’re cold oh my god oh my god oh my

you’re cold oh my god oh my god oh my god no wonder you could perfect or

god no wonder you could perfect or

god no wonder you could perfect or injure mouthing oh my god what’s this

injure mouthing oh my god what’s this

injure mouthing oh my god what’s this buttons

hi hi so we are coming rise wait what’s

hi hi so we are coming rise wait what’s that memo you forgot our team’s name no

that memo you forgot our team’s name no

that memo you forgot our team’s name no way no way okay sorry – understand

way no way okay sorry – understand

way no way okay sorry – understand so what we’re Emma oh yeah you’re just

so what we’re Emma oh yeah you’re just

so what we’re Emma oh yeah you’re just asleep you’re in a building called smart

asleep you’re in a building called smart

asleep you’re in a building called smart news yeah let’s start from a

news yeah let’s start from a

news yeah let’s start from a self-introduction

self-introduction

self-introduction okay okay my name is Rita okay I go to

okay okay my name is Rita okay I go to

okay okay my name is Rita okay I go to people you know saying do anything

I’m talking about moms okay oh so Monza

I’m talking about moms okay oh so Monza is about we’re gonna do in English where

is about we’re gonna do in English where

is about we’re gonna do in English where nobody actually that’s my father’s come

nobody actually that’s my father’s come

nobody actually that’s my father’s come on we’re in the same so let’s oh okay

on we’re in the same so let’s oh okay

on we’re in the same so let’s oh okay I’m 16 years old

I’m 16 years old

I’m 16 years old okay uh here s Boeing she’s okay yeah

okay uh here s Boeing she’s okay yeah

okay uh here s Boeing she’s okay yeah that’s Prefecture oh she’s busted she’s

that’s Prefecture oh she’s busted she’s

that’s Prefecture oh she’s busted she’s running to calculate hey boss a judo

running to calculate hey boss a judo

running to calculate hey boss a judo seven what

seven what

seven what that’s impossible how’d you even

that’s impossible how’d you even

that’s impossible how’d you even calculate that

so if you want everything tell me what

so if you want everything tell me what te d stands for T stand for technology

te d stands for T stand for technology

te d stands for T stand for technology crap Easton East uh me Sam what sorry

okay again this stands for freedom you

okay again this stands for freedom you don’t know what B stand for so pretty

don’t know what B stand for so pretty

don’t know what B stand for so pretty okay you forgot

okay you forgot

okay you forgot why’d you do this to me you forgot me a

why’d you do this to me you forgot me a

why’d you do this to me you forgot me a partner remember

partner remember

partner remember yes Oh a lot and yes

japanese english the okay so these

japanese english the okay so these stands for you know i’m afraid of

stands for you know i’m afraid of

stands for you know i’m afraid of elevators what you know sometimes I

elevators what you know sometimes I

elevators what you know sometimes I watch these scary nightmares you know

watch these scary nightmares you know

watch these scary nightmares you know being sucking accelerators you can’t get

being sucking accelerators you can’t get

being sucking accelerators you can’t get out and like you know I call for help

out and like you know I call for help

out and like you know I call for help but it doesn’t work no miko you get like

but it doesn’t work no miko you get like

but it doesn’t work no miko you get like are you asleep

are you asleep

are you asleep I can’t believe it why are you sleep

I can’t believe it why are you sleep

I can’t believe it why are you sleep wait up

how we settle down well we were coming –

how we settle down well we were coming – he’ll be okay

he’ll be okay

he’ll be okay um so I don’t think I’m able to manage

um so I don’t think I’m able to manage

um so I don’t think I’m able to manage it okay so let’s get stuff together in

it okay so let’s get stuff together in

it okay so let’s get stuff together in an elevator suppose this is the

an elevator suppose this is the

an elevator suppose this is the narrative okay there we go

okay let’s get one more wait wait you’re

okay let’s get one more wait wait you’re gonna do the same thing right you’re

gonna do the same thing right you’re

gonna do the same thing right you’re gonna drop me again right no I don’t

gonna drop me again right no I don’t

gonna drop me again right no I don’t believe you

what you didn’t press away okay all

what you didn’t press away okay all right

right

right okay that’s fine okay keep it there

okay that’s fine okay keep it there

okay that’s fine okay keep it there don’t you dare oh okay I’m getting

don’t you dare oh okay I’m getting

don’t you dare oh okay I’m getting outside okay don’t you dare okay let’s

outside okay don’t you dare okay let’s

outside okay don’t you dare okay let’s start from inside yo okay nice at you

start from inside yo okay nice at you

start from inside yo okay nice at you okay so this is an elevator we’re stuck

we’re stuck in this elevator what stuck

we’re stuck in this elevator what stuck in this elevator open the door yes it’s

in this elevator open the door yes it’s

in this elevator open the door yes it’s an elevator it won’t oh this is our

an elevator it won’t oh this is our

an elevator it won’t oh this is our native language any speaking emergency

yeah okay so let’s have the more serious

yeah okay so let’s have the more serious situation a practical practice okay okay

situation a practical practice okay okay

situation a practical practice okay okay woman’s still gonna sell me what

woman’s still gonna sell me what

woman’s still gonna sell me what emergency okay

emergency okay

emergency okay what’s it story I just between all of us

what’s it story I just between all of us

what’s it story I just between all of us help us we’re stuck in an hour we’re not

help us we’re stuck in an hour we’re not

help us we’re stuck in an hour we’re not stop okay listen can be careful

stop okay listen can be careful

stop okay listen can be careful we’re not stop alligators were stuck in

we’re not stop alligators were stuck in

we’re not stop alligators were stuck in an elevator oh come on they think we’re

an elevator oh come on they think we’re

an elevator oh come on they think we’re stopping aliens

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