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Ctrl + V, the new undo: A Laughterpreneur’s Perspective | Jeeveshu Ahluwalia | TEDxLBSIM


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[Applause] so we’ve talked about control-z right I

so we’ve talked about control-z right I

so we’ve talked about control-z right I don’t think so you don’t control ze life

don’t think so you don’t control ze life

don’t think so you don’t control ze life I honestly don’t think so you can nobody

I honestly don’t think so you can nobody

I honestly don’t think so you can nobody can I mean there are things there’s

can I mean there are things there’s

can I mean there are things there’s everything you can do in life you can go

everything you can do in life you can go

everything you can do in life you can go back in time and change things you just

back in time and change things you just

back in time and change things you just can’t you can learn from it and probably

can’t you can learn from it and probably

can’t you can learn from it and probably not do this again that’s what we can do

not do this again that’s what we can do

not do this again that’s what we can do a few an example I got married 10 years

a few an example I got married 10 years

a few an example I got married 10 years ago I got tables nine years ago KCRG

ago I got tables nine years ago KCRG

ago I got tables nine years ago KCRG something was their goal to you

don’t take me wrong I was broken as a

don’t take me wrong I was broken as a hell-like I was a director an

hell-like I was a director an

hell-like I was a director an organization I used to hand a lot of

organization I used to hand a lot of

organization I used to hand a lot of process multi-million dollar accounts I

process multi-million dollar accounts I

process multi-million dollar accounts I couldn’t handle one woman like geez it

couldn’t handle one woman like geez it

couldn’t handle one woman like geez it was a failure at a personal and a

was a failure at a personal and a

was a failure at a personal and a professional I would both for me I just

professional I would both for me I just

professional I would both for me I just couldn’t figure out why did I get

couldn’t figure out why did I get

couldn’t figure out why did I get divorced and then I realized oh my god

divorced and then I realized oh my god

divorced and then I realized oh my god how did I even get married in the first

how did I even get married in the first

how did I even get married in the first place now when I look at it I think that

place now when I look at it I think that

place now when I look at it I think that was the best thing that happened to me

was the best thing that happened to me

was the best thing that happened to me had I been married I would have had kids

had I been married I would have had kids

had I been married I would have had kids I would have had a wife I would have at

I would have had a wife I would have at

I would have had a wife I would have at her job I would have been able to do

her job I would have been able to do

her job I would have been able to do anything that I want to do because every

anything that I want to do because every

anything that I want to do because every time you get up and you want to leave a

time you get up and you want to leave a

time you get up and you want to leave a job you can’t think of how Scott kissed

job you can’t think of how Scott kissed

job you can’t think of how Scott kissed Kirk installment guard egotist

Kirk installment guard egotist

Kirk installment guard egotist B we gave her J but chunky fees I’m not

B we gave her J but chunky fees I’m not

B we gave her J but chunky fees I’m not married now but I’m really happy I don’t

married now but I’m really happy I don’t

married now but I’m really happy I don’t have kids I don’t think so we need to

have kids I don’t think so we need to

have kids I don’t think so we need to have kids anymore 1.25 billion people I

have kids anymore 1.25 billion people I

have kids anymore 1.25 billion people I honestly get to shop we should stop like

honestly get to shop we should stop like

honestly get to shop we should stop like once and there are enough kids outside

once and there are enough kids outside

once and there are enough kids outside in world who can actually need love and

in world who can actually need love and

in world who can actually need love and you can adopt them that’s the control

you can adopt them that’s the control

you can adopt them that’s the control see I want to do for my life that’s what

see I want to do for my life that’s what

see I want to do for my life that’s what I want to do I don’t want to have my own

I want to do I don’t want to have my own

I want to do I don’t want to have my own kids match and root molecule an

kids match and root molecule an

kids match and root molecule an immutable unchangeable on a lego lab any

immutable unchangeable on a lego lab any

immutable unchangeable on a lego lab any other like my mother is like after my

other like my mother is like after my

other like my mother is like after my like Homaro manga ever except theater

like Homaro manga ever except theater

like Homaro manga ever except theater get applauded Tamara can you just relax

get applauded Tamara can you just relax

get applauded Tamara can you just relax but see at the or nominates in America

but see at the or nominates in America

but see at the or nominates in America like if this mom are a bunch gets a

like if this mom are a bunch gets a

like if this mom are a bunch gets a buddy has a please calm down

buddy has a please calm down

buddy has a please calm down I made a packet over change we should

I made a packet over change we should

I made a packet over change we should totally disregard which is so stupid I

totally disregard which is so stupid I

totally disregard which is so stupid I think there are things that we cannot do

think there are things that we cannot do

think there are things that we cannot do like for example I’ll give an example

like for example I’ll give an example

like for example I’ll give an example about a year ago I got diagnosed with

about a year ago I got diagnosed with

about a year ago I got diagnosed with diabetes I will run in surprise I am 39

diabetes I will run in surprise I am 39

diabetes I will run in surprise I am 39 I’ll be 40 this year I got diagnosed

I’ll be 40 this year I got diagnosed

I’ll be 40 this year I got diagnosed with diabetes and had severe diabetes

with diabetes and had severe diabetes

with diabetes and had severe diabetes what I’ve done I’ve drank all my life

what I’ve done I’ve drank all my life

what I’ve done I’ve drank all my life and smoke I smoke like a chimney I eat

and smoke I smoke like a chimney I eat

and smoke I smoke like a chimney I eat only red mean for me chicken was paneer

only red mean for me chicken was paneer

only red mean for me chicken was paneer right I’m a guy who’ll finish off a red

right I’m a guy who’ll finish off a red

right I’m a guy who’ll finish off a red meat platter in the morning for

meat platter in the morning for

meat platter in the morning for breakfast about 44 days back today is

breakfast about 44 days back today is

breakfast about 44 days back today is day 45 45 days back

day 45 45 days back

day 45 45 days back not my right I went to the doctor my

not my right I went to the doctor my

not my right I went to the doctor my sugar was 400 140 is diabetes 250 is

sugar was 400 140 is diabetes 250 is

sugar was 400 140 is diabetes 250 is heart attack 300 his blindness and 3/4

heart attack 300 his blindness and 3/4

heart attack 300 his blindness and 3/4 his paralysis I was 400 I walked out in

his paralysis I was 400 I walked out in

his paralysis I was 400 I walked out in relative of cigarette smoke I said

relative of cigarette smoke I said

relative of cigarette smoke I said that’s it that’s all I did

that’s it that’s all I did

that’s it that’s all I did and then I started walking 10 kilometers

and then I started walking 10 kilometers

and then I started walking 10 kilometers a day 10 kilometers for 30 days 12 days

a day 10 kilometers for 30 days 12 days

a day 10 kilometers for 30 days 12 days later I got a sty again it’s a it

later I got a sty again it’s a it

later I got a sty again it’s a it wasn’t but the go sleep colleague whose

wasn’t but the go sleep colleague whose

wasn’t but the go sleep colleague whose game area I have stopped drinking I

game area I have stopped drinking I

game area I have stopped drinking I don’t need red meat I don’t eat fried I

don’t need red meat I don’t eat fried I

don’t need red meat I don’t eat fried I don’t eat sugar I don’t eat cow I walked

don’t eat sugar I don’t eat cow I walked

don’t eat sugar I don’t eat cow I walked into the doctor I said what is happening

into the doctor I said what is happening

into the doctor I said what is happening now he said me this is just an infection

now he said me this is just an infection

now he said me this is just an infection calm down your sugar is 168 now 400 to

calm down your sugar is 168 now 400 to

calm down your sugar is 168 now 400 to 168 I came right now my sugar is running

168 I came right now my sugar is running

168 I came right now my sugar is running 118 and below diabetes level I walk 15

118 and below diabetes level I walk 15

118 and below diabetes level I walk 15 kilometers a day that is the only

kilometers a day that is the only

kilometers a day that is the only priority I have now so I can’t do

priority I have now so I can’t do

priority I have now so I can’t do control-z can I be not a diabetic in my

control-z can I be not a diabetic in my

control-z can I be not a diabetic in my life no I’ll always be a diabetic but I

life no I’ll always be a diabetic but I

life no I’ll always be a diabetic but I can manage it now I walk 15 kilometers a

can manage it now I walk 15 kilometers a

can manage it now I walk 15 kilometers a day because I don’t want to die

day because I don’t want to die

day because I don’t want to die people ask me what’s your plan I said

people ask me what’s your plan I said

people ask me what’s your plan I said don’t to die tonight I want to get up

don’t to die tonight I want to get up

don’t to die tonight I want to get up tomorrow morning that’s my only client

tomorrow morning that’s my only client

tomorrow morning that’s my only client rest to give me the day I will take care

rest to give me the day I will take care

rest to give me the day I will take care of myself don’t let me die tonight I

of myself don’t let me die tonight I

of myself don’t let me die tonight I want to get up tomorrow morning rest of

want to get up tomorrow morning rest of

want to get up tomorrow morning rest of the things I can take a man I don’t need

the things I can take a man I don’t need

the things I can take a man I don’t need help in that so I can’t do controls even

help in that so I can’t do controls even

help in that so I can’t do controls even my life I can’t go and change it this is

my life I can’t go and change it this is

my life I can’t go and change it this is the lowest I’ve ever weighed in my life

the lowest I’ve ever weighed in my life

the lowest I’ve ever weighed in my life lowest this shirt used to be one of the

lowest this shirt used to be one of the

lowest this shirt used to be one of the shirts in our back to the beach covered

shirts in our back to the beach covered

shirts in our back to the beach covered Google Alert up I started wearing a

Google Alert up I started wearing a

Google Alert up I started wearing a proper banana clinical – they said what

proper banana clinical – they said what

proper banana clinical – they said what is this it was embarrassing I went to

is this it was embarrassing I went to

is this it was embarrassing I went to Bennet and I got I bought a belt for the

Bennet and I got I bought a belt for the

Bennet and I got I bought a belt for the first time in 20 years in Benetton

first time in 20 years in Benetton

first time in 20 years in Benetton because Ben attended xxx is extra small

because Ben attended xxx is extra small

because Ben attended xxx is extra small for me

for me

for me I went to Bennet on a waterbed he said

I went to Bennet on a waterbed he said

I went to Bennet on a waterbed he said you know Harper subsidy belt I gear up

you know Harper subsidy belt I gear up

you know Harper subsidy belt I gear up question oh I e

question oh I e

question oh I e I bought and I came like dude my cousin

I bought and I came like dude my cousin

I bought and I came like dude my cousin Nagumo Allah I can just wear the belt

Nagumo Allah I can just wear the belt

Nagumo Allah I can just wear the belt and roam around because that’s what my

and roam around because that’s what my

and roam around because that’s what my achievement was in life I sit in a

achievement was in life I sit in a

achievement was in life I sit in a flight that tray comes down these are

flight that tray comes down these are

flight that tray comes down these are small wins for me I said enough like the

small wins for me I said enough like the

small wins for me I said enough like the tray comes down you know why I bought an

tray comes down you know why I bought an

tray comes down you know why I bought an apple I I bought an iPad because I

apple I I bought an iPad because I

apple I I bought an iPad because I wanted to watch movies because my

wanted to watch movies because my

wanted to watch movies because my Toshiba laptop wouldn’t let he close the

Toshiba laptop wouldn’t let he close the

Toshiba laptop wouldn’t let he close the tray eyes like oh yeah Cancellara head

tray eyes like oh yeah Cancellara head

tray eyes like oh yeah Cancellara head that is how is to watch movies in life I

that is how is to watch movies in life I

that is how is to watch movies in life I would trainees like the mega Kahn I met

would trainees like the mega Kahn I met

would trainees like the mega Kahn I met Trevor at the hood like just to show off

Trevor at the hood like just to show off

Trevor at the hood like just to show off with it and which is fine which is fine

with it and which is fine which is fine

with it and which is fine which is fine I always used to fly business last week

I always used to fly business last week

I always used to fly business last week I couldn’t fit in economy

I couldn’t fit in economy

I couldn’t fit in economy I’m see a 20-megaton throat is loose

I’m see a 20-megaton throat is loose

I’m see a 20-megaton throat is loose carry me and look at me and nobody is

carry me and look at me and nobody is

carry me and look at me and nobody is like you realize people have their own

like you realize people have their own

like you realize people have their own lives rather look at a fat guy dealing

lives rather look at a fat guy dealing

lives rather look at a fat guy dealing with his belly there are things that I

with his belly there are things that I

with his belly there are things that I can’t do like for example my father died

can’t do like for example my father died

can’t do like for example my father died when I was 4 I had a very poor childhood

when I was 4 I had a very poor childhood

when I was 4 I had a very poor childhood and it is nothing to be serious about I

and it is nothing to be serious about I

and it is nothing to be serious about I started working as a door-to-door

started working as a door-to-door

started working as a door-to-door salesman for selling de Braga biscuits

salesman for selling de Braga biscuits

salesman for selling de Braga biscuits and you know Jews and things like that

and you know Jews and things like that

and you know Jews and things like that I used to 130 rupees a day and then I

I used to 130 rupees a day and then I

I used to 130 rupees a day and then I started working P we are the first

started working P we are the first

started working P we are the first multiplex which opened in India at SAC

multiplex which opened in India at SAC

multiplex which opened in India at SAC aid which is beaver and before I was a

aid which is beaver and before I was a

aid which is beaver and before I was a torch man there were a chewy good

torch man there were a chewy good

torch man there were a chewy good hamburger later take it black another

hamburger later take it black another

hamburger later take it black another man

man

man so bought modern I got somebody on the

so bought modern I got somebody on the

so bought modern I got somebody on the Chaldea mosque then I joined Pizza as a

Chaldea mosque then I joined Pizza as a

Chaldea mosque then I joined Pizza as a waiter I was there a waiter for 3 years

waiter I was there a waiter for 3 years

waiter I was there a waiter for 3 years what I learned him in the life is I

what I learned him in the life is I

what I learned him in the life is I never stole again then I joined call

never stole again then I joined call

never stole again then I joined call centers from 2000 onwards for 2060 2013

centers from 2000 onwards for 2060 2013

centers from 2000 onwards for 2060 2013 seventh one 2013 is when I quit my job I

seventh one 2013 is when I quit my job I

seventh one 2013 is when I quit my job I was a director in 14 years I never stole

was a director in 14 years I never stole

was a director in 14 years I never stole a day I never stole a moment I never

a day I never stole a moment I never

a day I never stole a moment I never stole from my work and I was told a

stole from my work and I was told a

stole from my work and I was told a property in the office because I got

property in the office because I got

property in the office because I got beaten up very young in the age can I go

beaten up very young in the age can I go

beaten up very young in the age can I go back and change it no I can’t can I go

back and change it no I can’t can I go

back and change it no I can’t can I go back and say that I did not steal no I

back and say that I did not steal no I

back and say that I did not steal no I can’t I just can’t I I stole my key a

can’t I just can’t I I stole my key a

can’t I just can’t I I stole my key a ticket a black to Karenina I can go back

ticket a black to Karenina I can go back

ticket a black to Karenina I can go back but I can’t do no I just I have to learn

but I can’t do no I just I have to learn

but I can’t do no I just I have to learn that I can’t I don’t have to do it again

that I can’t I don’t have to do it again

that I can’t I don’t have to do it again I don’t see the bottom line life is lot

I don’t see the bottom line life is lot

I don’t see the bottom line life is lot of men specially I think two genders we

of men specially I think two genders we

of men specially I think two genders we have women are the superior species get

have women are the superior species get

have women are the superior species get it fat straight like I’m telling

it fat straight like I’m telling

it fat straight like I’m telling you right now women are superior species

you right now women are superior species

you right now women are superior species men are horrible men are binary we are

men are horrible men are binary we are

men are horrible men are binary we are the horny or hungry that is how men are

the horny or hungry that is how men are

the horny or hungry that is how men are and the point is that so so we don’t see

and the point is that so so we don’t see

and the point is that so so we don’t see the guy looking at lusty legs then make

the guy looking at lusty legs then make

the guy looking at lusty legs then make him a sandwich the point what what I am

him a sandwich the point what what I am

him a sandwich the point what what I am trying to tell you it is every man

trying to tell you it is every man

trying to tell you it is every man shoots in his life every man cheats in

shoots in his life every man cheats in

shoots in his life every man cheats in relationship an order relationship the

relationship an order relationship the

relationship an order relationship the only two type of men who don’t cheat at

only two type of men who don’t cheat at

only two type of men who don’t cheat at to scale to cheat or to ugly too cheap

to scale to cheat or to ugly too cheap

to scale to cheat or to ugly too cheap ok

ok

ok so learn from this don’t cheat don’t

so learn from this don’t cheat don’t

so learn from this don’t cheat don’t cheat it’s a very conscious choice learn

cheat it’s a very conscious choice learn

cheat it’s a very conscious choice learn you will say you know people in your

you will say you know people in your

you will say you know people in your life who have done this you have done it

life who have done this you have done it

life who have done this you have done it haven’t done it yes have you done it yes

haven’t done it yes have you done it yes

haven’t done it yes have you done it yes have you done it today no probably have

have you done it today no probably have

have you done it today no probably have I done it today no probably maybe him he

I done it today no probably maybe him he

I done it today no probably maybe him he has done it today I don’t know yes he he

has done it today I don’t know yes he he

has done it today I don’t know yes he he raises an airhostess was nice but

raises an airhostess was nice but

raises an airhostess was nice but whatever you know the point is that you

whatever you know the point is that you

whatever you know the point is that you don’t have to deal all I’m saying is

don’t have to deal all I’m saying is

don’t have to deal all I’m saying is there are choices in life you have to

there are choices in life you have to

there are choices in life you have to make a choice the right in the wrong

make a choice the right in the wrong

make a choice the right in the wrong it’s very clear let me ask you this

it’s very clear let me ask you this

it’s very clear let me ask you this question how many people think between

question how many people think between

question how many people think between one to ten one being the lowest in the

one to ten one being the lowest in the

one to ten one being the lowest in the denomination for being honest and ten

denomination for being honest and ten

denomination for being honest and ten being the most honest you can never be

being the most honest you can never be

being the most honest you can never be harmful to rid themselves between one to

harmful to rid themselves between one to

harmful to rid themselves between one to ten from above five to ten or lower five

ten from above five to ten or lower five

ten from above five to ten or lower five to one to five remember five to ten

to one to five remember five to ten

to one to five remember five to ten reason man okay what here eight say

reason man okay what here eight say

reason man okay what here eight say yourself as something the last what do

yourself as something the last what do

yourself as something the last what do you rate yourself as seven anybody who

you rate yourself as seven anybody who

you rate yourself as seven anybody who reads ten that I want just ask and even

reads ten that I want just ask and even

reads ten that I want just ask and even rate it’s nine eight seven six five four

rate it’s nine eight seven six five four

rate it’s nine eight seven six five four yeah

yeah

yeah three that’s fine you realize that you

three that’s fine you realize that you

three that’s fine you realize that you can only be zero or ten in this you can

can only be zero or ten in this you can

can only be zero or ten in this you can be slightly honest a woman is never

be slightly honest a woman is never

be slightly honest a woman is never slightly pregnant she’s either pregnant

slightly pregnant she’s either pregnant

slightly pregnant she’s either pregnant not pregnant get the straight in

not pregnant get the straight in

not pregnant get the straight in life you either honestly not on it so

life you either honestly not on it so

life you either honestly not on it so anybody who said anything below them ten

anybody who said anything below them ten

anybody who said anything below them ten is lying so nine good luck eight ten

is lying so nine good luck eight ten

is lying so nine good luck eight ten seven sure you’re liar that’s what you

seven sure you’re liar that’s what you

seven sure you’re liar that’s what you need to do see this is what you need to

need to do see this is what you need to

need to do see this is what you need to do there will be things you I want you

do there will be things you I want you

do there will be things you I want you to make mistakes I wanted to make

to make mistakes I wanted to make

to make mistakes I wanted to make mistakes I wanted to and everybody who

mistakes I wanted to and everybody who

mistakes I wanted to and everybody who comes in listens to my so he could do it

comes in listens to my so he could do it

comes in listens to my so he could do it you did very lot of hard work no I did

you did very lot of hard work no I did

you did very lot of hard work no I did not I was you realize when I started

not I was you realize when I started

not I was you realize when I started working with PVR as a towards Minh I did

working with PVR as a towards Minh I did

working with PVR as a towards Minh I did not know one life better than that so

not know one life better than that so

not know one life better than that so for me that was the best life I enjoy it

for me that was the best life I enjoy it

for me that was the best life I enjoy it and back then I’ll be 40 this is 1997 so

and back then I’ll be 40 this is 1997 so

and back then I’ll be 40 this is 1997 so we’re talking about about 20 years ago

we’re talking about about 20 years ago

we’re talking about about 20 years ago cellphones wasn’t this cell phones

cellphones wasn’t this cell phones

cellphones wasn’t this cell phones weren’t there I used to watch movies

weren’t there I used to watch movies

weren’t there I used to watch movies every Thursday because we do this

every Thursday because we do this

every Thursday because we do this screaming I used to call people on their

screaming I used to call people on their

screaming I used to call people on their peepee producing a phone others remember

peepee producing a phone others remember

peepee producing a phone others remember not even their line like there was a

not even their line like there was a

not even their line like there was a line line which reproduce your phone

line line which reproduce your phone

line line which reproduce your phone I’ll call him a psychopath I go with my

I’ll call him a psychopath I go with my

I’ll call him a psychopath I go with my cajole clever click you realize he has

cajole clever click you realize he has

cajole clever click you realize he has to wait for a month to see me and kill

to wait for a month to see me and kill

to wait for a month to see me and kill me

me

me I should be that statistic things are

I should be that statistic things are

I should be that statistic things are better now you can call him cellphone in

better now you can call him cellphone in

better now you can call him cellphone in this give this vessel suspense you’re

this give this vessel suspense you’re

this give this vessel suspense you’re all under says I made the most of it I

all under says I made the most of it I

all under says I made the most of it I made the most of my job in PR can we get

made the most of my job in PR can we get

made the most of my job in PR can we get like please next time in western to

like please next time in western to

like please next time in western to Mike’s already I am saying like when I

Mike’s already I am saying like when I

Mike’s already I am saying like when I was in pizza hurt my jaw was the most

was in pizza hurt my jaw was the most

was in pizza hurt my jaw was the most amazing thing to have like I used to

amazing thing to have like I used to

amazing thing to have like I used to serve pizzas and take orders and I

serve pizzas and take orders and I

serve pizzas and take orders and I should be the kick-ass guy on that I was

should be the kick-ass guy on that I was

should be the kick-ass guy on that I was always the best guy you know thank you

always the best guy you know thank you

always the best guy you know thank you for Connick pizza would that would

for Connick pizza would that would

for Connick pizza would that would deliver your carry out and somebody like

deliver your carry out and somebody like

deliver your carry out and somebody like give me a better chicken visa a Punjabi

my to use I cut those he said butter

my to use I cut those he said butter chicken pizza like but I learned I

chicken pizza like but I learned I

chicken pizza like but I learned I learned how to say pizza I don’t say

learned how to say pizza I don’t say

learned how to say pizza I don’t say peas a the how many life peas have never

peas a the how many life peas have never

peas a the how many life peas have never yet me peas I want to get this

yet me peas I want to get this

yet me peas I want to get this penny-ante and I just calm down

penny-ante and I just calm down

penny-ante and I just calm down I’ve seen lot of me with I swear I

I’ve seen lot of me with I swear I

I’ve seen lot of me with I swear I you not there are people who go to pizza

you not there are people who go to pizza

you not there are people who go to pizza and say Jake I’m gonna eat pizza this

and say Jake I’m gonna eat pizza this

and say Jake I’m gonna eat pizza this young trailer was good Oh bigger

young trailer was good Oh bigger

young trailer was good Oh bigger than a man American pizza banana

than a man American pizza banana

than a man American pizza banana Lasha cotton on here just saying I’m

Lasha cotton on here just saying I’m

Lasha cotton on here just saying I’m saying all I’m saying is that I never

saying all I’m saying is that I never

saying all I’m saying is that I never learned

learned

learned I never fact I never felt I was doing a

I never fact I never felt I was doing a

I never fact I never felt I was doing a bad job for me Peter was the best thing

bad job for me Peter was the best thing

bad job for me Peter was the best thing happened to me Peter was the best thing

happened to me Peter was the best thing

happened to me Peter was the best thing happened to me door-to-door salesman you

happened to me door-to-door salesman you

happened to me door-to-door salesman you know what it taught me never be rude to

know what it taught me never be rude to

know what it taught me never be rude to people who are not fortunate enough I

people who are not fortunate enough I

people who are not fortunate enough I tip heavily to my delivery boys whenever

tip heavily to my delivery boys whenever

tip heavily to my delivery boys whenever somebody who delivers food at my place I

somebody who delivers food at my place I

somebody who delivers food at my place I tip them heavily because I know at

tip them heavily because I know at

tip them heavily because I know at certain point in time I was earning my

certain point in time I was earning my

certain point in time I was earning my livelihood out of it when a girl shot or

livelihood out of it when a girl shot or

livelihood out of it when a girl shot or gone by so say they would turn me I was

gone by so say they would turn me I was

gone by so say they would turn me I was pizza thinner than I bleep wish there

pizza thinner than I bleep wish there

pizza thinner than I bleep wish there any other was moped way who she’s any

any other was moped way who she’s any

any other was moped way who she’s any and then a are out go when he slammed

and then a are out go when he slammed

and then a are out go when he slammed the door at people know it is rude it is

the door at people know it is rude it is

the door at people know it is rude it is not an implication with them it is my

not an implication with them it is my

not an implication with them it is my impression on you that you are a moron

impression on you that you are a moron

impression on you that you are a moron because your upbringing was stupid that

because your upbringing was stupid that

because your upbringing was stupid that is what I learned when I was rude to

is what I learned when I was rude to

is what I learned when I was rude to Rhoda says when people slammed the door

Rhoda says when people slammed the door

Rhoda says when people slammed the door on my face every day every day

on my face every day every day

on my face every day every day I scored 45% in my graduation and become

I scored 45% in my graduation and become

I scored 45% in my graduation and become form linear Adam death upon our holiday

form linear Adam death upon our holiday

form linear Adam death upon our holiday today I’m giving TEDx talk deal with it

that’s a life is right – one – evening

that’s a life is right – one – evening Zakia manager at a college a massive a

Zakia manager at a college a massive a

Zakia manager at a college a massive a colossal there they have you seen burly

colossal there they have you seen burly

colossal there they have you seen burly man in long boat it is not a sight you

man in long boat it is not a sight you

man in long boat it is not a sight you want to see so all I’m saying is then

want to see so all I’m saying is then

want to see so all I’m saying is then you can’t do ctrl C with you like you

you can’t do ctrl C with you like you

you can’t do ctrl C with you like you can’t undo things in life you can only

can’t undo things in life you can only

can’t undo things in life you can only learn from them learn from people around

learn from them learn from people around

learn from them learn from people around you the problem with life is Allah

you the problem with life is Allah

you the problem with life is Allah problem with human species is that you

problem with human species is that you

problem with human species is that you will still make those mistakes because

will still make those mistakes because

will still make those mistakes because we had dumped we just dumb

we had dumped we just dumb

we had dumped we just dumb ok Maybach emerging he better para

ok Maybach emerging he better para

ok Maybach emerging he better para aqueles in the author Karenina conceived

aqueles in the author Karenina conceived

aqueles in the author Karenina conceived already got one now the myrrh pencil a

already got one now the myrrh pencil a

already got one now the myrrh pencil a way by negative when people tell you the

way by negative when people tell you the

way by negative when people tell you the college time is the best time believe me

college time is the best time believe me

college time is the best time believe me will hit the roof once you get out

will hit the roof once you get out

will hit the roof once you get out your boss wouldn’t care how amazing you

your boss wouldn’t care how amazing you

your boss wouldn’t care how amazing you are

are

are he will whoop your ass every single day

he will whoop your ass every single day

he will whoop your ass every single day he will do it like he will slap the crap

he will do it like he will slap the crap

he will do it like he will slap the crap out of because he’s paying you for it

out of because he’s paying you for it

out of because he’s paying you for it so get a in place you’re nobody’s

so get a in place you’re nobody’s

so get a in place you’re nobody’s business right there you are as good as

business right there you are as good as

business right there you are as good as your last day that’s it and you will do

your last day that’s it and you will do

your last day that’s it and you will do a job which will company take 24 hours

a job which will company take 24 hours

a job which will company take 24 hours to replace so don’t get married to it

to replace so don’t get married to it

to replace so don’t get married to it that’s it your attent is 24 hours there

that’s it your attent is 24 hours there

that’s it your attent is 24 hours there if you quit that company company takes

if you quit that company company takes

if you quit that company company takes 20 hours to replace you so stop making

20 hours to replace you so stop making

20 hours to replace you so stop making yourself so important that you think

yourself so important that you think

yourself so important that you think you’re very important you’re nobody

you’re very important you’re nobody

you’re very important you’re nobody accept it or make something out of it

accept it or make something out of it

accept it or make something out of it make yourself something that you want to

make yourself something that you want to

make yourself something that you want to be you know that’s what I’m saying when

be you know that’s what I’m saying when

be you know that’s what I’m saying when you go back in life like for me I am

you go back in life like for me I am

you go back in life like for me I am taking charge of my health now because I

taking charge of my health now because I

taking charge of my health now because I have too many people to live for I have

have too many people to live for I have

have too many people to live for I have a mother to live for like and everybody

a mother to live for like and everybody

a mother to live for like and everybody in my life and this is whole Punjabi

in my life and this is whole Punjabi

in my life and this is whole Punjabi families they will come in Delhi at 30

families they will come in Delhi at 30

families they will come in Delhi at 30 money buddy man at Korea says she did

money buddy man at Korea says she did

money buddy man at Korea says she did not have a choice realize this right

not have a choice realize this right

not have a choice realize this right hepatic internal sorting and every

hepatic internal sorting and every

hepatic internal sorting and every family will come up with these two

family will come up with these two

family will come up with these two dialogues hum job tomorrow madam does

dialogues hum job tomorrow madam does

dialogues hum job tomorrow madam does cannot appeal until today my top green

cannot appeal until today my top green

cannot appeal until today my top green tea not my problem is it hum saath bahan

tea not my problem is it hum saath bahan

tea not my problem is it hum saath bahan a kike marry me so that’s the nan og

a kike marry me so that’s the nan og

a kike marry me so that’s the nan og guru Kannada Bell how is this my problem

guru Kannada Bell how is this my problem

guru Kannada Bell how is this my problem how is this my problem

how is this my problem

how is this my problem learn from it that was my time ladies

learn from it that was my time ladies

learn from it that was my time ladies and gentlemen my name is Shiva show

and gentlemen my name is Shiva show

and gentlemen my name is Shiva show you’ve been a lovely lovely

you’ve been a lovely lovely

you’ve been a lovely lovely thank you so much

thank you so much

thank you so much [Applause]

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