all right hey how’s everyone doing tonight it is an absolute pleasure to be
tonight it is an absolute pleasure to be
tonight it is an absolute pleasure to be back in DBS the first time after that
back in DBS the first time after that
back in DBS the first time after that I’m here after school hours and it’s not
I’m here after school hours and it’s not
I’m here after school hours and it’s not for punishment so it’s a big occasion
for punishment so it’s a big occasion
for punishment so it’s a big occasion for me at Camden I’m still here so um as
for me at Camden I’m still here so um as
for me at Camden I’m still here so um as a comedian I find it’s very strange
a comedian I find it’s very strange
a comedian I find it’s very strange because it this kind of a career people
because it this kind of a career people
because it this kind of a career people have a lot of sumption they always think
have a lot of sumption they always think
have a lot of sumption they always think like oh you’re always either always
like oh you’re always either always
like oh you’re always either always funny or they can’t take me seriously
funny or they can’t take me seriously
funny or they can’t take me seriously which means that let’s say one day I get
which means that let’s say one day I get
which means that let’s say one day I get stabbed on the streets right I’m dying
stabbed on the streets right I’m dying
stabbed on the streets right I’m dying I’m bleeding I go to the hospital I walk
I’m bleeding I go to the hospital I walk
I’m bleeding I go to the hospital I walk in people like oh is it Halloween is it
in people like oh is it Halloween is it
in people like oh is it Halloween is it April Fool’s and I’m like it’s an
April Fool’s and I’m like it’s an
April Fool’s and I’m like it’s an emergency guys come on
emergency guys come on
emergency guys come on somebody help right nobody has a
somebody help right nobody has a
somebody help right nobody has a calendar but I’m really here to talk
calendar but I’m really here to talk
calendar but I’m really here to talk about you know as a comedian or like the
about you know as a comedian or like the
about you know as a comedian or like the comedy life what makes me a comedian
comedy life what makes me a comedian
comedy life what makes me a comedian versus somebody else like why is it that
versus somebody else like why is it that
versus somebody else like why is it that I can see a world maybe you could say
I can see a world maybe you could say
I can see a world maybe you could say differently do I think faster than you
differently do I think faster than you
differently do I think faster than you do I have a something that helps me
do I have a something that helps me
do I have a something that helps me think better not really as a comedian
think better not really as a comedian
think better not really as a comedian all I’m really doing is I’m telling you
all I’m really doing is I’m telling you
all I’m really doing is I’m telling you things that you may not have realized or
things that you may not have realized or
things that you may not have realized or seeing it from a new angle and that
seeing it from a new angle and that
seeing it from a new angle and that angle hopefully will make you think
angle hopefully will make you think
angle hopefully will make you think differently and then laugh about it and
differently and then laugh about it and
differently and then laugh about it and another thing I do as a comedian is I
another thing I do as a comedian is I
another thing I do as a comedian is I take what we normally just say is normal
take what we normally just say is normal
take what we normally just say is normal to us that we just say yep that’s how it
to us that we just say yep that’s how it
to us that we just say yep that’s how it is we normalize things and I ask why
is we normalize things and I ask why
is we normalize things and I ask why like a kid you know like the young kids
like a kid you know like the young kids
like a kid you know like the young kids that annoy you like why why why that’s
that annoy you like why why why that’s
that annoy you like why why why that’s what I do but I’m 34 that’s I I just
what I do but I’m 34 that’s I I just
what I do but I’m 34 that’s I I just never grew up right so think of it this
never grew up right so think of it this
never grew up right so think of it this way a lot of things we do in life we
way a lot of things we do in life we
way a lot of things we do in life we just do it repeatedly and we accept it
just do it repeatedly and we accept it
just do it repeatedly and we accept it as the way we go for it so this the
as the way we go for it so this the
as the way we go for it so this the other day I was taking a Tran and you
other day I was taking a Tran and you
other day I was taking a Tran and you know that’s lining up and Sonny this guy
know that’s lining up and Sonny this guy
know that’s lining up and Sonny this guy just cut in he was like oh I’m in a rush
just cut in he was like oh I’m in a rush
just cut in he was like oh I’m in a rush up size filler you get on you rushes
up size filler you get on you rushes
up size filler you get on you rushes onto the tram cause easier than rush
onto the tram cause easier than rush
onto the tram cause easier than rush number one if you’re in a rush why take
number one if you’re in a rush why take
number one if you’re in a rush why take a tram like do you not understand you
a tram like do you not understand you
a tram like do you not understand you could run you could take a taxi take a
could run you could take a taxi take a
could run you could take a taxi take a bus to track okay and number two you
bus to track okay and number two you
bus to track okay and number two you realized by cutting in front of me you
realized by cutting in front of me you
realized by cutting in front of me you still have to wait for me to get on that
still have to wait for me to get on that
still have to wait for me to get on that tram so now I could be like you know
tram so now I could be like you know
tram so now I could be like you know what I’m gonna take my time
what I’m gonna take my time
what I’m gonna take my time I’m on the moon
I’m on the moon
I’m on the moon right I could do that so as a comic what
right I could do that so as a comic what
right I could do that so as a comic what I’m constantly doing is why why why and
I’m constantly doing is why why why and
I’m constantly doing is why why why and the second thing I do after asking why
the second thing I do after asking why
the second thing I do after asking why is that try to find my own explanation I
is that try to find my own explanation I
is that try to find my own explanation I try to explain the situation with no
try to explain the situation with no
try to explain the situation with no research basically I’m doing what I used
research basically I’m doing what I used
research basically I’m doing what I used to do in school we just write a bunch of
to do in school we just write a bunch of
to do in school we just write a bunch of rubbish and pray to God somebody gives
rubbish and pray to God somebody gives
rubbish and pray to God somebody gives me a grade all right so thank you DBS
me a grade all right so thank you DBS
me a grade all right so thank you DBS for all those years of practice that
for all those years of practice that
for all those years of practice that with a teacher like bad and I guess that
with a teacher like bad and I guess that
with a teacher like bad and I guess that can’t be in one year right now what I
can’t be in one year right now what I
can’t be in one year right now what I find though is that the more I think
find though is that the more I think
find though is that the more I think this way the more my world changes in
this way the more my world changes in
this way the more my world changes in the sense I’m living in the exact same
the sense I’m living in the exact same
the sense I’m living in the exact same world as you guys however how come I can
world as you guys however how come I can
world as you guys however how come I can find that angle because I’m constantly
find that angle because I’m constantly
find that angle because I’m constantly trying to find a new angle of explaining
trying to find a new angle of explaining
trying to find a new angle of explaining the situation rather than saying why is
the situation rather than saying why is
the situation rather than saying why is this what is the logical reasoning tell
this what is the logical reasoning tell
this what is the logical reasoning tell me why let me research let me use my
me why let me research let me use my
me why let me research let me use my brain let me look at history I’m simply
brain let me look at history I’m simply
brain let me look at history I’m simply using ignorant to try to explain a
using ignorant to try to explain a
using ignorant to try to explain a situation like I guess it’s because of
situation like I guess it’s because of
situation like I guess it’s because of this and that’s in a way creativity
this and that’s in a way creativity
this and that’s in a way creativity right the catalyst for me is constantly
right the catalyst for me is constantly
right the catalyst for me is constantly asking people who are cept reality why
asking people who are cept reality why
asking people who are cept reality why why is it so why is this okay why do we
why is it so why is this okay why do we
why is it so why is this okay why do we do that let me give you an example we do
do that let me give you an example we do
do that let me give you an example we do a lot of things in our daily lives and
a lot of things in our daily lives and
a lot of things in our daily lives and after a while we don’t even question it
after a while we don’t even question it
after a while we don’t even question it but why is it that somebody from
but why is it that somebody from
but why is it that somebody from overseas comes to Hong Kong and they’re
overseas comes to Hong Kong and they’re
overseas comes to Hong Kong and they’re like um people are very weird why do you
like um people are very weird why do you
like um people are very weird why do you do this I’m confused because it’s so
do this I’m confused because it’s so
do this I’m confused because it’s so abnormal to them now for me the fun part
abnormal to them now for me the fun part
abnormal to them now for me the fun part is that my job is to find the
is that my job is to find the
is that my job is to find the abnormalities of life and tell it to you
abnormalities of life and tell it to you
abnormalities of life and tell it to you and then make you laugh I am not finding
and then make you laugh I am not finding
and then make you laugh I am not finding a funny thing in life I’m simply finding
a funny thing in life I’m simply finding
a funny thing in life I’m simply finding what is interesting in life and I
what is interesting in life and I
what is interesting in life and I encourage you to make it a game for
encourage you to make it a game for
encourage you to make it a game for yourself what is interesting in life not
yourself what is interesting in life not
yourself what is interesting in life not what is funny because we do not live in
what is funny because we do not live in
what is funny because we do not live in a funny world we live in a very
a funny world we live in a very
a funny world we live in a very interesting world and my job as a
interesting world and my job as a
interesting world and my job as a comedian is not to find funny not to
comedian is not to find funny not to
comedian is not to find funny not to live funny not to say funny but to look
live funny not to say funny but to look
live funny not to say funny but to look at interesting and tell it to you in a
at interesting and tell it to you in a
at interesting and tell it to you in a funny way where you never thought of it
funny way where you never thought of it
funny way where you never thought of it that way
that way
that way prime example we’ve all taken the MTR
prime example we’ve all taken the MTR
prime example we’ve all taken the MTR trains here in Hong Kong right we’ve all
trains here in Hong Kong right we’ve all
trains here in Hong Kong right we’ve all done it and I find I can use that to
done it and I find I can use that to
done it and I find I can use that to explain life a lot of people asked me
explain life a lot of people asked me
explain life a lot of people asked me viv do you believe in equality in the
viv do you believe in equality in the
viv do you believe in equality in the world you know you’re an ethnic minority
world you know you’re an ethnic minority
world you know you’re an ethnic minority in Hong Kong do you feel discrimination
in Hong Kong do you feel discrimination
in Hong Kong do you feel discrimination bla bla bla bla bla right and I always
bla bla bla bla bla right and I always
bla bla bla bla bla right and I always say number one I
say number one I
say number one I do not believe in equality no one was
do not believe in equality no one was
do not believe in equality no one was born equal someone has long arms or
born equal someone has long arms or
born equal someone has long arms or shorter arms it’s an equal that’s how it
shorter arms it’s an equal that’s how it
shorter arms it’s an equal that’s how it is that’s how the world is the thing
is that’s how the world is the thing
is that’s how the world is the thing though is that even in our daily lives
though is that even in our daily lives
though is that even in our daily lives we are not fair to everything for
we are not fair to everything for
we are not fair to everything for example you get on the MTR train right
example you get on the MTR train right
example you get on the MTR train right you see those six empty seats they are
you see those six empty seats they are
you see those six empty seats they are completely equal seats with the same
completely equal seats with the same
completely equal seats with the same function but we don’t treat them equally
function but we don’t treat them equally
function but we don’t treat them equally we look at them and the first priority
we look at them and the first priority
we look at them and the first priority is the seats on the sides right and so
is the seats on the sides right and so
is the seats on the sides right and so we all do nobody taught you this you
we all do nobody taught you this you
we all do nobody taught you this you just naturally feel that’s the best seat
just naturally feel that’s the best seat
just naturally feel that’s the best seat they’re not more comfortable the only
they’re not more comfortable the only
they’re not more comfortable the only reason you picked those seats is number
reason you picked those seats is number
reason you picked those seats is number one because in Hong Kong we do not like
one because in Hong Kong we do not like
one because in Hong Kong we do not like having people on both sides of our
having people on both sides of our
having people on both sides of our shoulders right it minimizes the chance
shoulders right it minimizes the chance
shoulders right it minimizes the chance of someone falling asleep on us because
of someone falling asleep on us because
of someone falling asleep on us because one side is human the other side is
one side is human the other side is
one side is human the other side is plastic wall even if somebody’s butt is
plastic wall even if somebody’s butt is
plastic wall even if somebody’s butt is squeezed against the wall you’re like
squeezed against the wall you’re like
squeezed against the wall you’re like you know what it’s warm I’ll take it
you know what it’s warm I’ll take it
you know what it’s warm I’ll take it I’ll take it it’s warm yes oh it will
I’ll take it it’s warm yes oh it will
I’ll take it it’s warm yes oh it will never fall asleep on me yes right then
never fall asleep on me yes right then
never fall asleep on me yes right then let’s say those side two seats are taken
let’s say those side two seats are taken
let’s say those side two seats are taken what are the other options we got four
what are the other options we got four
what are the other options we got four more seats right what do we do we go for
more seats right what do we do we go for
more seats right what do we do we go for the middle two seats right why cuz
the middle two seats right why cuz
the middle two seats right why cuz there’s the pillar in the middle that’s
there’s the pillar in the middle that’s
there’s the pillar in the middle that’s a symbol I don’t know you you don’t know
a symbol I don’t know you you don’t know
a symbol I don’t know you you don’t know me don’t you dare cross the line don’t
me don’t you dare cross the line don’t
me don’t you dare cross the line don’t fall asleep
fall asleep
fall asleep okay right you continue now those two
okay right you continue now those two
okay right you continue now those two seats in the middle I’ve taken two seats
seats in the middle I’ve taken two seats
seats in the middle I’ve taken two seats on the sides are taken what do we do we
on the sides are taken what do we do we
on the sides are taken what do we do we look at those two empty seats there but
look at those two empty seats there but
look at those two empty seats there but we don’t just sit there we judge who’s
we don’t just sit there we judge who’s
we don’t just sit there we judge who’s sitting next to those seats who’s on
sitting next to those seats who’s on
sitting next to those seats who’s on that side who’s in the middle because if
that side who’s in the middle because if
that side who’s in the middle because if you find there’s a fat guy and a
you find there’s a fat guy and a
you find there’s a fat guy and a sleeping guy you’re like you know what I
sleeping guy you’re like you know what I
sleeping guy you’re like you know what I will stand it’s okay
right cuz god forbid I’m sitting there
right cuz god forbid I’m sitting there guy gets fatter guy falls asleep I’m
guy gets fatter guy falls asleep I’m
guy gets fatter guy falls asleep I’m like I cannot go anywhere oh god what am
like I cannot go anywhere oh god what am
like I cannot go anywhere oh god what am i doing now let’s take a step back what
i doing now let’s take a step back what
i doing now let’s take a step back what did I just tell you just now I told you
did I just tell you just now I told you
did I just tell you just now I told you literally nothing knowledgeable I simply
literally nothing knowledgeable I simply
literally nothing knowledgeable I simply just told you about reality something we
just told you about reality something we
just told you about reality something we all do we all know I do not live a
all do we all know I do not live a
all do we all know I do not live a funnier life than you but I looked at it
funnier life than you but I looked at it
funnier life than you but I looked at it in a different way I did
in a different way I did
in a different way I did it’s you in a funny way so has a comic
it’s you in a funny way so has a comic
it’s you in a funny way so has a comic I’m not really looking for the funny I’m
I’m not really looking for the funny I’m
I’m not really looking for the funny I’m not trying to think faster than you I’m
not trying to think faster than you I’m
not trying to think faster than you I’m simply trying to use things to inspire
simply trying to use things to inspire
simply trying to use things to inspire me to find a new angle and I encourage
me to find a new angle and I encourage
me to find a new angle and I encourage you play a game with yourself how can
you play a game with yourself how can
you play a game with yourself how can you make something interesting you know
you make something interesting you know
you make something interesting you know what is the interesting in life why do
what is the interesting in life why do
what is the interesting in life why do we do this in Hong Kong there’s so many
we do this in Hong Kong there’s so many
we do this in Hong Kong there’s so many habits we do in Hong Kong we don’t
habits we do in Hong Kong we don’t
habits we do in Hong Kong we don’t realise take the minibus it’s another
realise take the minibus it’s another
realise take the minibus it’s another prime example we do the exact same thing
prime example we do the exact same thing
prime example we do the exact same thing taking the minibus step number one you
taking the minibus step number one you
taking the minibus step number one you go to the minibus line what do we do we
go to the minibus line what do we do we
go to the minibus line what do we do we count how many people are in front of me
count how many people are in front of me
count how many people are in front of me one two three four five now let’s say
one two three four five now let’s say
one two three four five now let’s say you’re number four you do not care how
you’re number four you do not care how
you’re number four you do not care how many million people are next to you
many million people are next to you
many million people are next to you right you’re number four you carry your
right you’re number four you carry your
right you’re number four you carry your five minute irrelevant
five minute irrelevant
five minute irrelevant I don’t care doesn’t matter you are
I don’t care doesn’t matter you are
I don’t care doesn’t matter you are insignificant to me so let’s say you’re
insignificant to me so let’s say you’re
insignificant to me so let’s say you’re lining up now you know you’re number
lining up now you know you’re number
lining up now you know you’re number four what do you do immediately you
four what do you do immediately you
four what do you do immediately you start pre God you know you like please
start pre God you know you like please
start pre God you know you like please next bus four seats just gonna be four
next bus four seats just gonna be four
next bus four seats just gonna be four sisters no for me four she’ll be quick
sisters no for me four she’ll be quick
sisters no for me four she’ll be quick minibus arrives what do we all do we’re
minibus arrives what do we all do we’re
minibus arrives what do we all do we’re all right right of course never not
all right right of course never not
all right right of course never not everybody scooby-doo we’re all like I
everybody scooby-doo we’re all like I
everybody scooby-doo we’re all like I don’t care right but we’re all right so
don’t care right but we’re all right so
don’t care right but we’re all right so now we’re counting the minibus has four
now we’re counting the minibus has four
now we’re counting the minibus has four seats you’re number four but the true
seats you’re number four but the true
seats you’re number four but the true joy is not in getting on the minibus it
joy is not in getting on the minibus it
joy is not in getting on the minibus it is in knowing that you are number four
is in knowing that you are number four
is in knowing that you are number four and there are only four seats right
and there are only four seats right
and there are only four seats right because you know because you existed
because you know because you existed
because you know because you existed number five over here has to wait for
number five over here has to wait for
number five over here has to wait for the next bus all right and you start to
the next bus all right and you start to
the next bus all right and you start to sing in your head you start seeing the
sing in your head you start seeing the
sing in your head you start seeing the I’m number four you’re number five five
I’m number four you’re number five five
I’m number four you’re number five five in Chinese is mmm means no right
[Applause]
[Applause] and let’s be honest we all do that we
and let’s be honest we all do that we
and let’s be honest we all do that we all think the same things but some of us
all think the same things but some of us
all think the same things but some of us wear ties when we’re doing it
wear ties when we’re doing it
wear ties when we’re doing it some of us wear high heels some of us
some of us wear high heels some of us
some of us wear high heels some of us wear these shoes you know we all do the
wear these shoes you know we all do the
wear these shoes you know we all do the same thing so it’s not that I’m living
same thing so it’s not that I’m living
same thing so it’s not that I’m living in a funnier world than you it’s not
in a funnier world than you it’s not
in a funnier world than you it’s not that I’m sunny so much smarter than you
that I’m sunny so much smarter than you
that I’m sunny so much smarter than you I’m simply asking why do we do this a
I’m simply asking why do we do this a
I’m simply asking why do we do this a lot of things that are normal to us
lot of things that are normal to us
lot of things that are normal to us we just take it for granted that’s how
we just take it for granted that’s how
we just take it for granted that’s how it is you know that’s Hong Kong what are
it is you know that’s Hong Kong what are
it is you know that’s Hong Kong what are you gonna do right you know you see the
you gonna do right you know you see the
you gonna do right you know you see the yellow line you stand behind the yellow
yellow line you stand behind the yellow
yellow line you stand behind the yellow line that’s it that’s the rule right so
line that’s it that’s the rule right so
line that’s it that’s the rule right so I ask why as a comic that’s all I’m
I ask why as a comic that’s all I’m
I ask why as a comic that’s all I’m really doing every day my job is to
really doing every day my job is to
really doing every day my job is to simply challenge reality and say why why
simply challenge reality and say why why
simply challenge reality and say why why why and why in itself inspires me to see
why and why in itself inspires me to see
why and why in itself inspires me to see the world in a new way and by doing that
the world in a new way and by doing that
the world in a new way and by doing that I’m sunny seeing gaps in a lot of
I’m sunny seeing gaps in a lot of
I’m sunny seeing gaps in a lot of reality a lot of things we do that are
reality a lot of things we do that are
reality a lot of things we do that are boring to you now is funny to me I can
boring to you now is funny to me I can
boring to you now is funny to me I can guarantee you from today onwards every
guarantee you from today onwards every
guarantee you from today onwards every time you take the mini bus if you find
time you take the mini bus if you find
time you take the mini bus if you find yourself lining up and you happen to be
yourself lining up and you happen to be
yourself lining up and you happen to be number 4 you will be like your friend is
number 4 you will be like your friend is
number 4 you will be like your friend is like are you crazy or like you won’t get
like are you crazy or like you won’t get
like are you crazy or like you won’t get it you won’t get it
it you won’t get it
it you won’t get it mm using number 5 I’m number 4 mmm you
mm using number 5 I’m number 4 mmm you
mm using number 5 I’m number 4 mmm you won’t get it right no okay another thing
won’t get it right no okay another thing
won’t get it right no okay another thing I always tell people is that what I try
I always tell people is that what I try
I always tell people is that what I try to do and I encourage you try is out
to do and I encourage you try is out
to do and I encourage you try is out game and fie your life turn your life
game and fie your life turn your life
game and fie your life turn your life into a game like for me every day my job
into a game like for me every day my job
into a game like for me every day my job is to constantly find funny stuff that I
is to constantly find funny stuff that I
is to constantly find funny stuff that I can tell people right but I’m not
can tell people right but I’m not
can tell people right but I’m not looking for funny I said I’m looking for
looking for funny I said I’m looking for
looking for funny I said I’m looking for interesting so my game is how many
interesting so my game is how many
interesting so my game is how many interesting things today can that turn
interesting things today can that turn
interesting things today can that turn into funny things tomorrow that’s my
into funny things tomorrow that’s my
into funny things tomorrow that’s my game I can tell you a lot of situations
game I can tell you a lot of situations
game I can tell you a lot of situations could be very negative but because I saw
could be very negative but because I saw
could be very negative but because I saw I quote unquote game of iris suddenly
I quote unquote game of iris suddenly
I quote unquote game of iris suddenly it’s a fun thing for me I’ll give you a
it’s a fun thing for me I’ll give you a
it’s a fun thing for me I’ll give you a prime example I have done many shows
prime example I have done many shows
prime example I have done many shows where let’s say the audience is not
where let’s say the audience is not
where let’s say the audience is not interested in watching a comedy show
interested in watching a comedy show
interested in watching a comedy show it’s a private event
it’s a private event
it’s a private event that’s a dinner party they booked me to
that’s a dinner party they booked me to
that’s a dinner party they booked me to entertain them but people don’t care
entertain them but people don’t care
entertain them but people don’t care right I walked into this room one time I
right I walked into this room one time I
right I walked into this room one time I saw the audience they were clearly not
saw the audience they were clearly not
saw the audience they were clearly not interested in any performance now a
interested in any performance now a
interested in any performance now a normal human being with a logical brain
normal human being with a logical brain
normal human being with a logical brain will say wow this is failure you know
will say wow this is failure you know
will say wow this is failure you know this is a this is recipe for failure but
this is a this is recipe for failure but
this is a this is recipe for failure but in my head I’m thinking this is a game
in my head I’m thinking this is a game
in my head I’m thinking this is a game this is like like one of those game
this is like like one of those game
this is like like one of those game shows at night you know ladies and
shows at night you know ladies and
shows at night you know ladies and gentlemen let’s play will they laugh
gentlemen let’s play will they laugh
gentlemen let’s play will they laugh right so now in my head I’m thinking all
right so now in my head I’m thinking all
right so now in my head I’m thinking all right guard contestant number one
right guard contestant number one
right guard contestant number one through the back my blue bonnie here’s
through the back my blue bonnie here’s
through the back my blue bonnie here’s the background as comedy will they
the background as comedy will they
the background as comedy will they laughter that let’s check it out tonight
laughter that let’s check it out tonight
laughter that let’s check it out tonight right
right
right so this is the way I turn the situation
so this is the way I turn the situation
so this is the way I turn the situation from a very like oh my god I’m gonna die
from a very like oh my god I’m gonna die
from a very like oh my god I’m gonna die these people don’t care to woo I wonder
these people don’t care to woo I wonder
these people don’t care to woo I wonder if anybody will giggle will someone
if anybody will giggle will someone
if anybody will giggle will someone cough
cough
cough will someone choke to death what will
will someone choke to death what will
will someone choke to death what will happen right so that way I’m sunny
happen right so that way I’m sunny
happen right so that way I’m sunny turning a situation that had never
turning a situation that had never
turning a situation that had never changed that the situation didn’t change
changed that the situation didn’t change
changed that the situation didn’t change I simply changed the way I saw it and
I simply changed the way I saw it and
I simply changed the way I saw it and played with them so in a way is catalyst
played with them so in a way is catalyst
played with them so in a way is catalyst by itself it’s simply finding a way to
by itself it’s simply finding a way to
by itself it’s simply finding a way to see something from a new angle we’ve
see something from a new angle we’ve
see something from a new angle we’ve talked about it earlier on like I said
talked about it earlier on like I said
talked about it earlier on like I said like oh everyone first speaker even said
like oh everyone first speaker even said
like oh everyone first speaker even said you want to do a character in a drama
you want to do a character in a drama
you want to do a character in a drama piece and you you’re worried someone
piece and you you’re worried someone
piece and you you’re worried someone will be insulted just say he has a small
will be insulted just say he has a small
will be insulted just say he has a small penis okay so that’s the rule right so
penis okay so that’s the rule right so
penis okay so that’s the rule right so that so now from now onwards anytime I
that so now from now onwards anytime I
that so now from now onwards anytime I tell anybody I offend an audience I’m so
tell anybody I offend an audience I’m so
tell anybody I offend an audience I’m so sorry I wasn’t talking about you I was
sorry I wasn’t talking about you I was
sorry I wasn’t talking about you I was talking about a guy with a small penis
talking about a guy with a small penis
talking about a guy with a small penis the audience like oh it’s okay then I’m
the audience like oh it’s okay then I’m
the audience like oh it’s okay then I’m not offended I have a big one I can I’ve
not offended I have a big one I can I’ve
not offended I have a big one I can I’ve I can prove it to you trust me you know
I can prove it to you trust me you know
I can prove it to you trust me you know that sort of thing so it’s a lot of
that sort of thing so it’s a lot of
that sort of thing so it’s a lot of these things that I could say as a comic
these things that I could say as a comic
these things that I could say as a comic what I’m really trying to do is that all
what I’m really trying to do is that all
what I’m really trying to do is that all I play is that I try to see the world
I play is that I try to see the world
I play is that I try to see the world and I forced myself to take away all the
and I forced myself to take away all the
and I forced myself to take away all the things I learned in DBS and all is yours
things I learned in DBS and all is yours
things I learned in DBS and all is yours I took everything that teachers taught
I took everything that teachers taught
I took everything that teachers taught and lucky for me I stepped in most of my
and lucky for me I stepped in most of my
and lucky for me I stepped in most of my classes which is why I’m able to do what
classes which is why I’m able to do what
classes which is why I’m able to do what I do today we just take nothing I
I do today we just take nothing I
I do today we just take nothing I learned in school and see the world in a
learned in school and see the world in a
learned in school and see the world in a way that most people forget to see
way that most people forget to see
way that most people forget to see anymore basically I’m encouraging you
anymore basically I’m encouraging you
anymore basically I’m encouraging you turn your day into a game how many
turn your day into a game how many
turn your day into a game how many things can you find interesting and ask
things can you find interesting and ask
things can you find interesting and ask yourself why and the thing is that that
yourself why and the thing is that that
yourself why and the thing is that that is inspiration right asking yourself why
is inspiration right asking yourself why
is inspiration right asking yourself why why why is inspiration and a very simple
why why is inspiration and a very simple
why why is inspiration and a very simple tactic to find motivation every day is
tactic to find motivation every day is
tactic to find motivation every day is when people say why not write so when
when people say why not write so when
when people say why not write so when you ask yourself why and she’s something
you ask yourself why and she’s something
you ask yourself why and she’s something and you’re like why why why many times
and you’re like why why why many times
and you’re like why why why many times if you don’t know how to explain it just
if you don’t know how to explain it just
if you don’t know how to explain it just say you know what why not so it’s in a
say you know what why not so it’s in a
say you know what why not so it’s in a way you inspire yourself to be motivated
way you inspire yourself to be motivated
way you inspire yourself to be motivated right so what I’m trying to say the last
right so what I’m trying to say the last
right so what I’m trying to say the last thing before I go is that think of it
thing before I go is that think of it
thing before I go is that think of it this way
this way
this way every day the world would not be funny
every day the world would not be funny
every day the world would not be funny the world is not funny but it is your
the world is not funny but it is your
the world is not funny but it is your choice how you see it and it has a
choice how you see it and it has a
choice how you see it and it has a comedian my job is to not only see it
comedian my job is to not only see it
comedian my job is to not only see it funny but to make it funny so I see it
funny but to make it funny so I see it
funny but to make it funny so I see it interesting but to make it funny and
interesting but to make it funny and
interesting but to make it funny and then charge you to hear me tell you
then charge you to hear me tell you
then charge you to hear me tell you something you already know and then go
something you already know and then go
something you already know and then go home laughing all the way to the bank
home laughing all the way to the bank
home laughing all the way to the bank all right thank you much that is my time
all right thank you much that is my time
all right thank you much that is my time it’s been a pleasure thank you
it’s been a pleasure thank you
it’s been a pleasure thank you [Applause]
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