it’s time to play a little true/false game we call the smartest guy in the
game we call the smartest guy in the
game we call the smartest guy in the room all right here’s how we play we
room all right here’s how we play we
room all right here’s how we play we each pick a question at random and to be
each pick a question at random and to be
each pick a question at random and to be clear none of us have seen these before
clear none of us have seen these before
clear none of us have seen these before we all get to answer true or false who
we all get to answer true or false who
we all get to answer true or false who start you start all right I’ll start it
start you start all right I’ll start it
start you start all right I’ll start it the average Viking was just under 5 feet
the average Viking was just under 5 feet
the average Viking was just under 5 feet tall mmm-hm false people were little
tall mmm-hm false people were little
tall mmm-hm false people were little back then yeah everyone was like three
back then yeah everyone was like three
back then yeah everyone was like three feet tall no they all won dwarves but I
feet tall no they all won dwarves but I
feet tall no they all won dwarves but I think I think Vikings were taller than
think I think Vikings were taller than
think I think Vikings were taller than than most others I guess people were
than most others I guess people were
than most others I guess people were small I think they were the tall sect of
small I think they were the tall sect of
small I think they were the tall sect of the small people does that make sense no
the small people does that make sense no
the small people does that make sense no the rest of the world was small I think
the rest of the world was small I think
the rest of the world was small I think the Vikings were the tallest of the
the Vikings were the tallest of the
the Vikings were the tallest of the small they’re the king of the dwarves
small they’re the king of the dwarves
small they’re the king of the dwarves that makes sense
that makes sense
that makes sense I’ve seen Lord of the Rings hello today
I’ve seen Lord of the Rings hello today
I’ve seen Lord of the Rings hello today I’m safe Falls considering that they
I’m safe Falls considering that they
I’m safe Falls considering that they were way before Lincoln and Lincoln was
were way before Lincoln and Lincoln was
were way before Lincoln and Lincoln was 70 feet tall I’m gonna say the Vikings
70 feet tall I’m gonna say the Vikings
70 feet tall I’m gonna say the Vikings were taller so I’m gonna say false I’m
were taller so I’m gonna say false I’m
were taller so I’m gonna say false I’m gonna say this has to be false because
gonna say this has to be false because
gonna say this has to be false because Vikings were on the metric system so
Vikings were on the metric system so
Vikings were on the metric system so there’s no way they could have been
there’s no way they could have been
there’s no way they could have been under five feet tall oh why is it guys
under five feet tall oh why is it guys
under five feet tall oh why is it guys false in fact the average Viking man was
false in fact the average Viking man was
false in fact the average Viking man was five foot seven average its ridge now
five foot seven average its ridge now
five foot seven average its ridge now they were average men in the average
they were average men in the average
they were average men in the average modern men they were probably quite
modern men they were probably quite
modern men they were probably quite large for when they were pillaging cuz
large for when they were pillaging cuz
large for when they were pillaging cuz everyone else was like two foot one yes
everyone else was like two foot one yes
everyone else was like two foot one yes they were very little easy to conquer
they were very little easy to conquer
they were very little easy to conquer crying kills bacteria like I bacteria
crying kills bacteria like I bacteria
crying kills bacteria like I bacteria what do you think if you cry maybe it
what do you think if you cry maybe it
what do you think if you cry maybe it washes them out and they drown
washes them out and they drown
washes them out and they drown maybe they fall off your face and die
maybe they fall off your face and die
maybe they fall off your face and die that way
that way
that way give me the bacteria to die from the
give me the bacteria to die from the
give me the bacteria to die from the fall yeah could not forget a ground
fall yeah could not forget a ground
fall yeah could not forget a ground first and then dive dive will be the
first and then dive dive will be the
first and then dive dive will be the fall
fall
fall yeah in your tier ships so double death
yeah in your tier ships so double death
yeah in your tier ships so double death yeah they do kill bacteria you say for
yeah they do kill bacteria you say for
yeah they do kill bacteria you say for true I know that for me when I’m crying
true I know that for me when I’m crying
true I know that for me when I’m crying I’m just trying to kill my bad feelings
I’m just trying to kill my bad feelings
I’m just trying to kill my bad feelings sometimes I write a little poetry
sometimes I write a little poetry
sometimes I write a little poetry sometimes I play my acoustic guitar what
sometimes I play my acoustic guitar what
sometimes I play my acoustic guitar what do you what do you play the acoustic
do you what do you play the acoustic
do you what do you play the acoustic guitar I’m gonna say true I think that
guitar I’m gonna say true I think that
guitar I’m gonna say true I think that makes sense crying probably does kill
makes sense crying probably does kill
makes sense crying probably does kill bacteria yeah I’d say I’ve learned that
bacteria yeah I’d say I’ve learned that
bacteria yeah I’d say I’ve learned that it does kill the mood
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